 I'm in a big urnbill. New Jersey Roots. We did not tell these writers what to write it out. So the themes and connections that are made are sort of directly reflecting on their voices in your community. This is our way of saying this is what the artists in your community are thinking about responding to right now, and we're reflecting it back to you. Tonight's proceeds will benefit the New Brunswick Theatre Festival's educational program. So thank you for being here with us, and thank you for buying in. I'd like Jen Ring to talk about what that is. So basically the New Brunswick Theatre Festival for the last couple of years has sent teaching artists into New Brunswick High School to offer students the opportunity to work with professional artists. See what we do, see all of the different fields that there are avenues to explore in the theatre. So not just acting, design, stage management, playwriting, we've done Shakespeare workshops this year. We're looking at expanding our program and offering more sort of a wider array of subject matter. It's really exciting, and we have one of our alumni here tonight, Sean Moore, who's interning with us. I don't know where he is. We create opportunities for these students to do theatre. Yeah, and I will say that we do this festival all over the country. We're doing this festival in cities this year. And sometimes it proceeds earned or, like, is poking for the community. And in this case, the money will actually be going directly to the teaching artists. So thank you for supporting them. They need it. Yeah. And without further ado, a second annual New Jersey Women's Day. Woo! You can't say what you want to say in half that time. You have no idea how to edit. You don't. Cut to the chase, people. Cut to the chase. Yup. Oh, Jesus. Don't just stop whining. I can't feed an entire African village. Oh, I just saw it. You can't be bald? No. Watch every day there. Every day. It ain't gonna get you ground up real fine so you wouldn't fuck up the ice. Rush is yours, baby. But if you ain't here now, but we're gonna do good by you. Take care of Maggie and the kid and everything. Even though she ain't really talking to us right now. Oh, shut up, Tony. I love you, bro. Time of year. Damn right. And what you need to me, what you want? How much? It's a hot thing. It was a while ago. So what? It happened to us here one day and all of a sudden he's fucking there. You said that wouldn't be a problem. It won't. It won't. You're going to say something that is going on for me that we have yet to meet. And there's comfort in that? I guess whatever you're supposed to be waiting for. Do you want my number? Yes. The diner and good breakfast. Yeah. My father's famous from Lawrence. That's some of it. We have farm in some R-A-Z-I-E-R. F-R-A-S-E-Rs. Cindy, so are you. I thought you knew. They were going to send your grandma, but she'll be here soon. I have some paperwork from my office. Well, you see, technically it's not your house. You're just renting it. I'll explain everything. I'm calling the police. You're sick. Talk to your grandma first. I'll be back. I'm sorry. It was really nice to see you again. It's actually going to end in about ten seconds. I forgot to carry the six. No problem. Thanks for having me. Thanks for sticking out for so long. I'm avoiding my shift. Are you mad at me about something? I was getting your things and carrying your- This isn't opinion, but it's not just any old opinion. Let's teach you a bit. Report to the office. Your mother is here to pick you up. It's an opinion that you can prove using facts. Iris Richards. Iris Richards. Report to Mr. Manning's office. It's an opinion that you can prove using statistics. If you don't have that- Iris Richards. Teaching staff can better support you on your journey to feel better about yourself. That's not me. You feel badly about yourself, don't you? Well, yeah, because Brian Daniels is supposed to be calling each trailer trash every day for the last three years. And I know anyone who's willing to escape from sports team. What does that mean? Look, if I don't see it, I can't do anything about it. We can't allow punching in this school. It wasn't an insane aside. You've had water every now and then? I just had my office hours here. It's just a plant. I need to get home. A metaphor. If you know what I mean. She's a vegetarian. We went back to my place and had sex. If you know what I mean. Rachel and I actually danged for a little- I was going out with her because I wanted to make you hate her. And I knew she was the one for you. It was just difficult for me because I am. When I did that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She looks exactly like my sister. At least that's- I'm garnering online influence for the cause. Wait, wait, wait. Will you have enough money for a self-plan and not sign materials? I tweet every ten minutes. It doesn't give people attention. How did you find out about my protest? A friend forwarded it to me on Facebook. My outreach reached you. Yeah, but you don't have sign. I will. Do you think? It's got to start somewhere. Realize that they're meant to be together. And then he just left me. For one minute. I really need your support right now. Can you translate this to me? Debbie? Maybe I'll be in a good relationship by then. I'll be single. I see. He's enjoying me looking forward. I love you, babe. Love you too, P. I'm sorry we couldn't make things work out. Me too. This is one other thing. Yeah? It's nothing really. It was. Well, I didn't fuck your roommate. I didn't fuck your roommate. No, I thought about it a couple of times. Oh well, live and learn, right? I should go now. Yeah, take care of yourself. Goodbye. Goodbye. You see that dumb bitch say that pepper spray is not that bad for you because it's made for food? That just made me hungry. You should tell them. Looks like you got something. You're doing it with yourself now. Learning these inspirational stories? Yeah, you should be writing. No! Also, my computer has been in the hospital, so... They have these things called pens. I forgot about our anniversary. She's going to be so surprised. Oh yeah, yeah, just make sure you get her reaction. Got it? Yeah, good. Make sure you get it. What am I going to say? What can I say happened? It's empty here. It was the best. It was the best for us, and I trusted you to bid on it. It's a complaint where you can breathe where the sun rises without dread filling your stomach. I trusted you. That's where the future begins. You'll see. Like that sun? Stars in movies where she steps on raw meat with her bare feet when she's selling the fetishes. That's the more stuffing. I suffer from dementia. Can't remember any of your names. I remember by a train, and someone takes a picture of it and puts it on a website. I haven't been sleeping well lately. Don't miss all that loud awful noise soon enough. What's the music? You gotta give it time. Why here? I'm listening, Kate. And he said what to that? Dumbass. You called your partner a fat dumbass? Listen to a fucking thing we've worked on? Problem, who should you be focusing on? Who is a BMI of 28? And a family history of type 2 diabetes? If your partner wants to stuff his face with donuts, like some cop cliche, that's his business. Now, did he take his weapon out and force you to eat that crap? Could have found some place for him to get his bacon while you've got some nice fresh fruit and low-fat cottage cheese. Yes? Now John, I've helped more law enforcement officials manage their week. Dr. Price, stay there. And all I'm asking you for is commitment about lunch. I can have a word, slightly misspelled, sped out in a foreign language. I'm sorry. In the same place, we're keeping no. I hope you don't take this personally, but I never want to see either of you say all that. What I did. Deep breaths now. Here we are. Stuff like that. Maybe a neighborhood. Lightly. Closer, Queenie. Let all mirrors show you through. It is wider. Much better to breathe with, my dear. New York youth. Please, my Queen. Mirror knows what is coming. Deeply, my Queen. Look past your ready into the future. What she is. Your turn. I don't get a chance at this. And very soon, I'll have a location. Doctor, can't you just shoot me? But I don't have insurance. I see. The bullet, of course. I don't have enough money for a baby. I told him he should have thought of that when we were in bed. What I told her. Jess will be fine at college. I still cold every day. Sometime put some downstream machine. At 25 years, they threw us a winning anniversary. They tried to bring them the counseling years ago, and they refused. They're just wondering if they'll come. Well, they've really done it this time.