 When you're trying to play older fighting games online with a friend, there is one very important rule that you always have to follow. And that is to make sure that your lobby is not public. Because while you and your friend are trying to have a nice walk-down memory lane, maybe talk a little trash, the one guy that never put down the game is waiting for a lobby to pop up. And in our case, the man that was hiding, waiting in the shadows, was none other than Batman. I don't know why his name was Batman. I also don't know why my Steam profile picture is Boruto. Well, let's just not ask questions in the comments. Anyway, we didn't follow the one simple rule, and this video is a direct result of that. Oh, Batman's ready. Y'all about beef? Yo, I don't know who you- Wait, what if he doesn't even pick Third Strike? Dude, I- Look, look, look, look, I looked up the reviews for the version on Steam, and all I saw was, in fact, the top- He picked Street Fighter II Turbo! What?! I got one, bitch. Yeah, welcome to Third Strike. Come on, let's keep it going. No, no, no, it's funny. I was just being- I gotta beat him with Alex, bro. Let me- Let me hyperbomb his ass, bro. All I saw was, I only played Third Strike. That's the top review. Well, the thing is, I would have beat his ass in Street Fighter II as well, because I'm mad nice at fighting games, bro. That's just me, though. Ah, beat- Hey, look at him, bro. He's AFK, bro. He's like, Street Fighter III. What is this? Bro, Batman went AFK, bro. He's a Third Strike? Wow. Well, what if he got called in for a crime? Oh, like the god- Like the signal went up? Yeah, it's very insensitive for you to be mad at Batman for not being here and ready to play, bro. You think he's gonna jump? You think he's gonna jump around Sir? Absolutely. Again, what- I said this the ride before recording. What if Batman's mad at- He's gonna jump, bro. Look at that. Squat. Squat. Squat. Don't jump against me. Oh. No. Wow. Wow. Don't grab me. I can't block that. There you go, bro. I need at least seven parries in this round. There you go. Don't jump against me. He's feeling it out. Oh, you're struggling for the parry again, bro. Stop being cocky. He's not working. He's got- He's got super. He's got super. He's got super. He's got super. Dang, he's nice. He knows I'm jumping. He knows I'm jumping. There you go. Focus, Duddle. Oh, I would have had a double parry there. Bro, don't be scared against Batman, bro. Alright, alright. He's nice. He's nice. He's nice. He's not nice. He knows I'm better than you. There you go. I would just save for third round. Save it? Yeah. Why don't you get desperate? Oh, I'm desperate. I'm desperate. Do I parry this? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't- What? I can't parry that again. What? What? He's gonna jump. Don't jump. Oh, no. No, no, no. What? I'm so bad. I'm trying. I'm scared, bro. I didn't get it like that. I wanted to parry it. Oh. Bro, I'm beat his ass, bro. You get it. Get him, bro. Get back there. Let me beat this man's ass. Here you go. Beat his ass. Go ahead, bro. I'm gonna beat his ass. A few moments later. I'm gonna beat his ass. I'm gonna beat his ass, bro. I'm gonna take him back at- I'm gonna take him back at time, bro. Don't worry about it. Yeah. You're gonna take him back at a sentence. Nah, nah, nah, because that's embarrassing. What did he vote for? Bro, what did he vote against me? Bro, I'm gonna see him in Turbo, bro. Yeah, he won in Turbo. I'm gonna give him the match he won. Let's see how good he is at Street Fighter II Turbo, bro. I lost connection. All right, Batman. You're internet. Shit out, Batman. Oh, I know. I accidentally voted base Street Fighter II. Devans. What? I took it back even further in time. No. Bro, I'm going Sega. I play a mean Sega. Block it. Oh, brother. This guy plays block. Oh, he's gonna be annoying. He's gonna be annoying. I'm gonna beat his ass, bro. Watch out for the charge attack. Damn. Oh, good block. He's nice, bro. He's beating your ass. Oh, he's kind of nice at the game. Damn. Dad, please. Come back. Damn. I'm getting good, bro. All right, watch. I got this, bro. I got. He's gonna start with the block of ball, bro. I'm gonna hit him with a nice Tiger uppercut. Watch this. Tiger uppercut. Oh, nice. Do the uppercut, man. Do the uppercut. Do the dead. We traded. What the do the uppercut, Sagat? Get behind me. Get behind me. Get behind me. Let me show this to the dog. All right, go ahead, bro. But face him in Street Fighter II, because that's where he sees clearly. No, no, no, no, no. We're going back to the third strike. We're going back to the third strike. We're doing it the correct way. I guess we're playing Street Fighter II. This isn't even a turbo. This is basically. This is just Street Fighter II, yeah. Let me show you this. This is done, Donald. George K. George K. Honda? Great strategy, man. What are you gonna do about Sonic Boom? All right, Rhyme, come on. Time your jumps better, bro. Keep your space. Neutral jump. He'll flash kick. Neutral jump. And he falls for the flash kick every time. That's not neutral. Neutral jump right here. Beautiful. Nice walk-up block. No, you can't jump at him. Oh, he got me in my feet. All right, more neutral jumps, Rhyme. You got this shit. Neutral jump. Neutral jump. Neutral jump. Just walk up. Stay in there for a second. Neutral jump. He'll flash kick. Body him. Got block on these Sonic Booms. Right here. This is neutral jump. We're kind of playing aggressive now. You know it's because I'm adapting to him. There you go. Neutral jump territory. Nice. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Five lag. I didn't let me go. I can grab it. I didn't let me grab it. Five lag. Why you beat my ass like that? I'll beat the shit out of this guy's Street Fighter II, bro. I'll beat the shit out of this guy's Street Fighter II. You're lucky when I'm in third strike. I'll beat his ass. I'll pay you down in third strike. I'll beat his ass in Street Fighter II, bro. Which one do you want? Turbo. I'm gonna beat you in Street Fighter II Hyper Fighting, bro. Get in here. I guess we're playing Street Fighter II. Bro, you thought I was kidding when my cigar was good, bro. Lucky blocker kind of crazy, bro. I don't even know defense like that, bro. All right, Ryan. Let me show you the process of the neutral jump champion. I'm kind of getting good. Okay, right. I was gonna say, you kind of get your ass beat right now, bro. Bro, like, he's good at the game. We find that one guy that never left the arcade. Damn. What? Why did you make that noise? Strike. Strike. Strike. Yeah, you think Batman has been watching the anniversary collection like all week, waiting for someone to log in when he saw us? He was like, I am about to fuck these guys up, bro. I'm about to ruin their day. Bro, my day's ruined. Bro! Bro! I'm getting cucked, dude. That'll get behind me, bro. I didn't know you were here, bro. I didn't know you were here, bro. I didn't know you were here, bro. Brother, get behind me. Get behind me. Let me show you how this is done. It's a terrible day to be me, man. It is. Let's get the third strike. Let's get the third strike. Let's play a real game. Come on, RG. Okay, RG. You did not get third strike. It disconnected. It disconnected. You're good. Okay, it's the face of a third strike. Come on, third strike. Come on, RG. 50-50. Oh, okay. My heart says Ibuki, but I shouldn't. Sean. Oh, he's having a Sean right now, bro. He's disrespecting you. This man really waits just to pick for you every time. I know. But a classic matchup, bro. All right, you got this. Oh, play your game. Play your game. Play your game. My favorite part about the spectating is this game is the sound is slightly delayed. Play your game, man. Let's go. There you go. There you go. Whatever. Okay. I mean, you still got quite a bit of... Oh, you kicked me in my big toe. You kicked me in my big toe. You're quite a bit of life left to go. You got this, though. You got this. Ooh. That air kick is sick. Oh, my God. Get tossed. That's overhead. Oh, that's a low. No meter. No meter. You got this. Oh, my God. Careful. Careful, Squidward. Hurry it. Careful, Squidward. No, no. Bro, he better not let me see him in Third Strike, bro. That's all I'm saying. Because if I get Third Strike right here, he is toast. Don't let me get... I picked Street Fighter Alpha 3. I don't know how to play this game. Oh, dear God. No, no, no. Street Fighter 2, please. Yes. Okay. At least I understand this one. Oh, brother. Can I just play... Oh, wait. It might disconnect. I might get another chance. Let's go. I might get a chance to pick Third Strike. All right. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. I'll beat that man's ass. Oh, see me in Third Strike. I'm going to run a Ryu mirror match, bro. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And you know what? I'm going to go the same thing he did. Give me the Shuri Yukim one as well. Because I'm going to hit the devastating combo on him. Please don't pick Alex and embarrassment. Oh, so you picked Ryu? Of course I did, bro. Is he Remi? Remi did up. He's going to Remi. Remi, speak. Good boy. I'm very afraid of this. Yeah, right? If someone picks Remi, I fear for my life, bro. Just parry everything. I bet you I parried this. Damn. Oh, yeah. Parry that all. Parry that all. Parry that all. I know you want to parry that shit too. Oh, don't hit me with that. I should have went with the low jab. Oh my God. He stutter stepped backwards. What the fuck? I just got this week. We just got to get one. There it is. There it is. We got to just get one round off of him. We just got to get one. All right. If I can get this combo, he's dead here. I'm going to go for the Shuri Yukim. I'm going to get the Shuri Yukim. I'm going to get the Shuri Yukim. I'm going to get the Shuri Yukim. I'm going to get the Shuri Yukim. He didn't fall for it. That's it. Oh, no. Why am I sure? That was sick. That's just how you avoid fireballs in this game. Dada, you're so close. Dada. Ooh. Give a Dada. Give a Dada. Give a Dada. Give a Dada. Give a Dada. No way. We take those, baby. We take those. We take those. No way. We take those. There you go. Give him the grab. Ooh. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, I put myself in the corner. It's okay. You still got the health advantage to help lead. I'm going in for the Super. Yeah, but the Super, that's going to be game. Game blouses. Give me a little. The game, but that's not what I wanted. Damn. I wanted to beat him my way. Hey, pick your main next time. Bro, don't come at me. Remi. Hey, look. Now we get to play. We get to play. This video has changed. We're not even leaving, bro. Batman gets to stay, bro. Oh, beat your ass, Ryan. Oh, beat your ass. I'm going to give you to Alex, too, bro. You're getting hyperbomb, bro. Good luck. You're getting. You know, not to jump in me, right? You're not going to jump like I can. Yep. Yeah. Okay. You're not going to jump. Yeah. Just don't like, don't jump. I'm telling you that right now. Okay. How's it make it sure you meant it? My legs, bro. Get up. I'm going to beat your ass for real. What though? Can you stop crouching so I can get some combos? Oh, I wanted to crush. There we go. Damn. Oh, you. Why did you wait that? You eat? You eat? Why did you waste? Sometimes it's about sending a message, bro. Sometimes it's about sending a message. Oh, my sternum. I hate that move so much. Hey, you know what? You know what I almost have? My super. Don't get super, bro. Don't get. Don't get powerbomb twice. Damn. I'm just for you. I still got the meter though. What are you doing? Oh, never mind you. Jumping, bro. Are you good, bro? You good? What is going to be? I blocked that, but whatever. Block this. Block this. Oh, my God, bro. That move. Be killing me, bro. I don't know what to do against that with Alex. Damn. She's just a normal teenage girl. What the fuck? All right. We're Batman. Hey, get his ass, Batman. Don't let him do that to us, bro. I'll beat Batman's ass, too, bro. Okay. I was just making sure we're playing the correct game. I don't know if he'll play more in this game other than this. Is he playing your? Oh, my God. If you play with Yuri and I was going to disconnect, bro. That shit would have had me sweating. He knows that Akuma has less health. I don't think he cares. I think he's about a body, bro. Look at him play defensive, bro. He saw what you did against me, bro. He ain't going to get hit by the same slide. Mix. Maybe he will get hit by the same slide. That move is quite annoying. Hey, just grab him. I'm mad at all this guy. Yeah. Prime. Yeah. Help getting a little low there. Don't worry. You got those fundamentals. Fundamentals. Man, Ryan knows how to put the fun in fundamentals. Let's go. Oh, bro. Okay. I was going to say you got to do something. Oh, he almost had. He tried to mix your ass again, but you just managed to breathe. Oh, he got him. He's panicking. He's panicking. You're all over him. You're all over him. You're all over him. Why'd you flip backwards? I mean, it looked cool, but no. Oh, I didn't give a... Oh, I didn't have... I'm going to be trying to do my super. I didn't realize I didn't have a meter for it. You were just sliding into this man's angle, bro. Yeah. Oh, what a throw by him. Overhead. Oh, into a sweep. Playing the fireball game, jumping fireballs cheap. Cheap. Oh, my God, cheap. Oh, Rhyme, stop it. Rhyme, stop it. I didn't give a wake up super. Rhyme, I'm not going to let him do that to you, bro. Because when he does that to you, he does that to us, bro. Hey, say you swear. Say you swear. You got my back. I swear right now, bro. I am about to body this man. I did lock in third strike. We'll see what he has to say about that. And we're playing Street Fighter 2 Turbo. So about me avenging you. You know what? My Ryu... I'm just a Ryu main, bro. All I play is Ryu. Oh, I like saying it in this game. I'm dizzy already, bro. He loves charge characters. He's all over me, bro. Dotto is us. Bro, what am I? It's us, bro. Oh, I didn't even know what was going on, bro. I didn't even know what they could do for real. Bro, I'm just the guy in the hat in the background watching you get your ass beat. Please help, Rhyme, please. I'm pretending I don't even know you. Oh, don't get protected, bro. He's mad at me. Dotto, please. Dotto, please. I'm imagining it's obvious. Dotto, please. I can't hit him. We got chipped damage. We got chipped damage. We're good. We're good. Bro, that mix is crazy. See me in third strike. I didn't even know what happened, bro. My game lasted two seconds. Dotto, get behind me. No way. It's a common issue with a lot of men. You mean by that. Oh, so you get third strike. What the hell? Me and Oliver are getting crossed by Vega in Street Fighter II Turbo. We're going to get disconnected. He signed up. Oh, he's sending your ass back to Turbo, bro. Third strike. What for third strike? Oh, my God. He went immediately for Aquaman. You even got your stage, bro. You got your stage. Play your game. Oh, man. The sound is just extra late. I love that about this perfect collection. Oh, my God. Why are you dancing around like that? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Broke his neck. You got the round. I mean, at the end of the day, getting the round is all that matters. He forgot his fundamentals, bro. That's what happened. He's got his fundamentals, bro. That's what happened. He's going to sweep you every time now. He's going to sweep you every time you do that. Oh, my God. He's tired of that move, bro. He's tired of you doing that. He's not having a good time, bro. Oh, I didn't get my super. Am I not doing the right input? Nice jump. Broke his neck. I didn't get to sweep that time. Wasn't ready for it. Broke his neck. Oh, my God. He's lost the fundamentals, bro. What is going every? Jesus Christ. That was a lot of damage. I don't think he's coming back from this, bro. Kunai. Kunai. Damn, that's still hitting you for a ton. Just play safe. Play safe. Play for like a light jab, bro. All you need is two light jabs, bro. I'll just grab. I'll just grab. I'll just grab his ass. Damn. Don't worry, Dotto. I avenged us. I got us. Unfortunately, now I'm going to have to be your ass, bro, because like it's... But that's not going to happen. It's indiscriminate with me, bro. It's not going to happen. It's just on site right now. I don't know about that, bro, because... I'm being a s**t out of me. I'll play over you, bro. I'm playing over you. I am. I'm playing the pookie. I know it's better to go with the Hadouken, bro, but guess what? I'm not that guy, bro. I'm going to Shoryuken you, bro. And it's going to be disrespectful. And I'm about to just... Yo, dude, don't shoot you. You. Say that again, bro. Say that again right now. Tweet. Nah, same point. Warping mess. You like to do my super, you f**k. You better mix it up, bro. I've seen this a boogie one too many times, bro. Now don't jump, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. It's going to get really embarrassing for you. Oh, no. I messed up. Tweet. Oh, no. Batman got my back. I know Batman looking at that disrespectful because he's like, damn, I kind of got cheesed by that a boogie. No, that's how you handle it, Batman. See how he doesn't even spectate our matches, bro? Like he doesn't even have to spectate. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't care. The shadows. Watching. Waiting to strike. But I am the shadows. No, don't send me back to turbo. Yes. Bro, this guy keeps trying to send me back to turbo. I ain't gonna let it happen. Bro, I will. I'm going to shinshore you can one of you motherf**kers, bro. I don't care who it is. Go ahead. Hit me with your kuma. Do your best. That's called an anti-air, Dotto. I'm aware. They're kind of cooking me, bro. Cookies. Remember, he has no health. It's all offense. That is cheap. I got to sweep in. There you go. There you go. There you go, Dotto. There you go, Dotto. Oh, no. I ain't no way I was going to bury that. So, like, it's whatever. Hey, if you happen to pull that parry off, that would be the greatest parry of all time, next to even moment 37. Ooh, there you go. Okay. See, he don't know that I'm going to beat his ass for it. I got to go for it. I need this combo now. For the kuma, Dotto. The kuma, you lapped all day. You spent hours learning. There you go. There you go. Oh, no. He's going to try to toss. He makes me. There you go. There you go. Okay. That's not how I wanted to win. That's not how I wanted to win. I definitely tried to show you. I dub as a dub. Hey, this is better. My tattoo took forever to go through projectiles. Damn, he's keeping me at arms length. Get off me. There you go. You also have fireball. Oh, he gets a raging demon off on you. It would look cool. See how I'm neutral jumping. I'm really pissing him off. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. If you raise your demons, you got set of video ends. No, he's not going to do it, though. He's going to do it. He's going to do it. Get off me. Get off me, Batman. Hey, play somebody else, bro. He really tried it, bro. He really tried it. I knew I was the best player in this lobby, bro. I just got to play better. All right, Dada. It's only right. It's only right that I just put you on your misery right now. You could try it, bro. You know what? I got to just axle you again, bro, because it's disrespectful that I didn't do it to you the first time. Don't do it, bro. It's not going to work. What do you mean, don't do it, bro? This is about to get disrespectful in here, bro. This is about to get disrespectful. Are you still doing that, bro? To this day, you're going to get swept. Do it again. You're doing it again. Dada, come on. I'm waiting for you, bro. I like this, Dada. I like this, Dada. Bro, it's not going to end like this. Oh, sweep. What is going every? That should not have hit me, but that's whatever. Oh! Sweep. Sweep. Sweep part two. You can have one around. That's it. Sweep. What? Oh, you hit max range. What are you doing, bro? Beating your ass, bro. You're going back to childish ways, bro. Don't jump. Don't jump out of the corner. Bro, don't jump at all against me, bro. I know you'd be jumping sometimes. Damn! Threw me aside like I meant nothing, bro. Oh, don't let that hit you, man. It's game over if it does. You are risking it a lot, bro. I jump! I jump! I jump! I'm bullshitting! I'm bullshitting! Rest! But let me go ahead and power bomb Batman real quick. Wouldn't think, bro. You might have a power bomb Batman real quick. Power bomb Batman real quick. Go ahead. Go ahead. Let me power bomb Batman real quick. Don't send me back to turbo. Damn it! Bro, fine. You know what? The video ends by me beating him at his own game, bro. Because you play who you play, but I got a mean cigar, bro. I got him. He's playing VEGA again. I don't know how to vlog. Brazil. He took my ass to Brazil. Bro, man, really hit me with the YouTube comment that said, come to Brazil. Oh, no! There you go. There you go, Donald. Fight back. Fight back. You don't think I'd be trying? Donald, you're best. Gun butte. Gun butte. He's backflipping on me, bro. Like, I don't even know what to do in this situation. Gun butte, Donald. I'm sorry, bro. But if you know how to play Street Fighter II to a good level, bro, you're actually not human. Oh, no! He fucking kicked flipped off my body. Bro, he is so lucky we didn't finish it. Bro, I get it, bro. You're good at Street Fighter II. Do you want one more? Yeah, I want one more. Let's see if I can do Street Fighter II. One more, one more, one more. Which one did you do in Street Fighter II? Yeah. Well, you're going to face him in Street Fighter II Turbo? Yes. I don't. Because I noticed something with my eyes. What did you notice with your eyes, bro? If he doesn't play VEGA against you, I'm going to go ahead and say it. That's racist. I don't know if you know, Dada, but Kami has been my main in the Street Fighter IV for years. Now, I don't know how she plays in Street Fighter Turbo, but I'll make it work. Oh, don't beguile. Okay. Do you think you're going to beat his VEGA? I don't even know what's happening at the time of his VEGA, bro. Trust me. You're dead. What do you do? What do you do on block there? What do you do on block there? What do you do? What do you do there? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? Oh, shit. You figured anything out yet. That's the round one. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not enough data. You better hurry up or the video's about to end. Oh my goodness. What do you do off-roll? When you block roll? Does he just get sweep- Oh my God. Don't get perfected. Don't let him fit it. Oh, did you do chip damage? There you go. There you go. Fight back. Fight back. Yeah. Fight back. Why did I get hit? He is just soup flat. Oh. Yeah, I can't fight big enough. Yeah, that's the end of the video. That's the end of the video.