 It's cool. Nicole, this one's cool. Hello. There's the guns, isn't it, Cole? Oh, good thing. How are you? How are you? It's my name's Nathan. My name's Nathan McCoy, gong. Oh, hi, Malcolm. Good things. How are you? Where are you ringing from, Malcolm? Well, I was just finishing up on Google. You're done so drunk. Yeah, I had a couple of warm-ups after this. OK, well, you better sober up a bit, mate. Yeah. Yeah, no, I was just a couple. No, you've been birthing. It's just a couple of warm-ups after work. But what's what are you... What are you ringing from? What's that, mate? Where are you ringing from? I was ringing from my house on the telephone. That's up north. What area? That's north of Brisbane, up near... Oh, come on. I'm down the Gold Coast, mate. OK, when are you ready to come down here? Yeah, that's right. I'm heading down north. That's what I call on, right? I'm coming down to about 6.30 to go to dinner with a couple of the boys. Well, OK, Ulra, we'll give it to you to call back tomorrow, then. That's all good. No, I was just thinking maybe come over tonight, right? If I come around your joint, right? I'll bring both of them on. Maybe we can have a bit of a feeling around and just see what's going on down the... You know what I'm saying? Well, what are you acting? What are you charging? Bloody... I'm under something, is it? Right. Yeah, right, so... So you're already going to be drinking all night? No, no, I'm not drinking all night. No, I'm still done now. Right till the dinner time. I've got to be straight for the boys, right? And I've got one of my sons. He's 18, right? He's coming over dinner tonight. And it's his 18th birthday tonight and I'm trying to turn him into a man, right? So I'm thinking it's not for me. I might come see how I feel later on, but it's more for my son, right? He's 18. OK. Just turning 18, right? So I'm thinking... OK, all right, will you give me a call back over to the time? OK, I've got to lock this in right now, otherwise I've got to call someone else. I've got to lock it in right now. He's... Listen, he's dressed up, right? He's dressed... Yeah. He's dressed in a cow costume. He's got a cow costume. And he has never had sex before. And he's begging me, right? He's begging me to get some sex and I'm going to drop him around your joint. I'm not for you, it's for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's for him. It's for him, yeah, yeah, yeah. $300 for the real person. Yeah, well, I'll give you $300, right? And you just bloody... You go to town with him and put a couple of fingers in his arse and put maybe two, three fingers in his arse too, because I hadn't done that before. And that's what it's all about, you know what I'm saying? He's a man now, right? You put a couple of fingers in his arse, right? And I want to make sure $300 for half hour. That's pretty decent, right? What'll that give me, $300 for 30 minutes? Can he get a little tongue flick in the arse? Or is that just, is that a, is that only a bit of fucking around? Yeah, there's three, man. There's a bit of fucking around. He's in a cow costume, Nicole. Fuck. Oh, my God, dude. You did well. You did well to keep her for as long as you had. She said it very well. She was not happy. But like, they must get that all at once. That's what it's all about is a couple of fingers in the arse. Just want you guys to know that my sister is here, witnessing this podcast. And her name is Nicole as well. I've never ever seen her face so disgusted in my life. She was just pointing at you going, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I've never seen that, but fuck, that made me very happy. I can't, I can't.