 act this part three to our watch along to eat the tiger or maybe ta tiger the tiger it's ta tiger if you're watching this on youtube you can see very cut a version just like the other parts if you haven't seen the other parts could be to go watch those parts uh if you like to see full uncut version though you can have it a patreon up the link in the description will intend to comment and at the end of this part we will talk about the movie and um uh put our thoughts about it obviously at the end so let's just get into this on zack yeah now we're actually gonna do it he's badass look at that how many guys are there and now you gotta break her out of jail you're gonna do now you have to break her out she's your dearest love just follow his his mind for so long as to follow his heart is i could attack and who be cute uh racist nice It would be better if you don't do such-and-such actions. And your friend, Indian friend, ran away by leaving you alone. I freaking love this movie. Oh, geez. That poor motorcycle guy. Just driving along mind his own business. That's called a biplane. That's bi's plane. It's a biplane. Sir, I don't know if you saw. He knocked a guy out on a motorcycle with one hand. You think he's gonna stop him? Huh? The guy tried to stop him. He knocked out one guy on a motorcycle with one hand. You think you're gonna stop him? He's gonna shoot the gasoline. Yup. I mean, he's gonna get them. And he's gonna shoot the whole thing. Wow, you're a bad agent. Stormtrooper agents. I'm confused though, but his buddy, is his buddy trying to look like? Huh? His buddy was on his side, but now he's shooting at him. He was. Oh, ouch. He got shot. Oh, geez. Bi told him that she was coming back to India with him, and then he went like this, and he was going against his plane. That makes sense. He just used him. Fucking shot him. Hang on, do this. Hurry up! Bye! He's gonna Tom Cruise it. Your dearest love is leaving. He Tom Cruise it. Yeah, he did. Wow, she just turned on. I love it when a man hangs off the side of my plane. While he's bleeding out. I was shot in the ribs. Mile height. Mile height club. Mile height club. Gotta do it. Get it, get it. Don't smile at him, he's dying. Ma'am, he needs first aid. He needs your help. Sir, for the first time, you have called me by my real name, sir. Sir, for the first time, you have called me by my real name, sir. No, sir. To love an enemy is a crime. Sir, when I was in love, no one told me that I was an enemy. And when I fell in love, I didn't understand why I was an enemy. Poetry. Poetry. The day India and Pakistan need no more ISI, we'll come back that day. That ended quick. Yeah. Then this is the end song. There's usually an end credit song. A lot of Bollywood films, so. I don't know if I've noticed that before. It just depends on the ones you've seen. I don't know how many big Bollywood films you've seen. I think only a couple. Is there an end credit scene? I don't know. I guess we'll find out. This is probably the end credit, though. He's just pelvic thrusting there. You imagine Vin Diesel, somebody of a similar build, doing like a big Bollywood dance song. I don't think it'll look as good. He makes it look cool. He makes it look like it's fighting. He makes it look great, too, but just by making it look great. Yeah. Mashallah. Mashallah. Mashallah. Mashallah. Mashallah. This is going to be my go-to dance now. Ooh, I can do that. Now my back, immediately. My lower back is gone. They didn't kiss, did they? We never saw them, actually. That's incredibly common, especially back in this day. This is what I think. 2012? I forget what year it was. But yeah. 2012, yeah. It does happen, but especially with these older stars, like this star, and then like Shahrukh Khan, two of the big stars of their time, especially, Shahrukh Khan definitely doesn't kiss. He does not kiss in his films. I think he did it once in one film, but he has a no kissing contract, so he does a lot of net kissing. I think in this one, I did see kiss on the cheek, but that was about it. I don't know if he has a kiss thing as well, like similar to him, though. I respect that. But I just find it interesting, especially in a romantic kind of movie. I didn't notice, just because I'm kind of used to it now. I'm used to full-on makeup. Yeah, full-on makeup. Right away. So, let me pull you up here. Pull you up here, because it's... Are you going to pull me up? Pull you up, if you know what I'm saying. No. I was super... I wasn't expecting it to end there, actually. Really? I thought it was going to keep going. I thought, like, one... Obviously, we filmed this in two parts, but the two hours is pretty darn short for an Indian film. No, that's true. That's a very short Indian film, especially a big action. Well, I would call this more of a romance with some action in it. Like, it's book-ended. It's book-ended with action. The beginning had some action, and the end had some action. Everything in the middle is, like, the love peanut butter jelly. Yes, it's very much, like, how rocky. You think it's a rock... You think it's a boxing movie. Oh, yeah. Really, it's a romantic movie. It's a romantic movie. Yeah. So, this is probably marketed towards action. I loved it. Yeah, right. You enjoyed that one? I did because it was cheesy as hell, but, like, it seemed like it was... It was... Like, it meant to be. It seemed like it was paying homage to a lot of typical spy movies. Yeah. It definitely took inspiration. Yeah, a lot of inspiration, but it wasn't a spy movie. Like, it was, but that wasn't the main thing. Like, you said, it's a romance movie. It was barely a spy movie. What was that movie with Tom...? Was it Night and Day? Yeah. Very much Night and Day. Is it something like that, right? Yeah. No, Night and Day. It's him and Cameradillas. Yeah. I don't remember much about it. I know I've seen it, but... I saw the movie theaters once. I didn't care for it, but it's very much... Well, it's a very common spy thing. Yes. Spy falls in love. Now he needs to get out, and obviously the agency doesn't want him to be alive because he knows too much. He broke his first rule. He got too close. Yeah. It's probably the number one spy theme in spy movies. It happens all the time. But it looks like they knew that. They knew they weren't reinventing the wheel, and they really doubled down on the action and the cheesiness of the spy things. When he kept flashbacking to all the spy stuff... Yeah, that was... That was hilarious. I was not expecting a fourth wall break in this film. Yeah, he kept staring at you. A lot of stuff was very... I like that it didn't take itself seriously for sure. Yeah, that was the big thing. I mean, it was a fun movie. I actually thought it had some really good action in it for the time in Bollywood, which didn't have a ton. It had some, but it didn't have like... They are doing it now. They're doing it a ton now. This was 2012. Yeah, 2012 in Bollywood. He might have done the airplane scene before Tom Cruise, honestly. When was the... I'm trying to remember that, but I think it was after 2012. After looking into that. But for the time in Bollywood, it just not done as much... It's done all... Just this year, Shah Rukh Khan has had two massive action films. One was Bhutan, which is in the same universe as Tiger. I like that multiverse. Tiger made a cameo in the movie as well. Are you serious? Yeah, that's the first time I saw Tiger. It was a great sequence. That's the first... Oh my God, Zack died. Nice. It's action, huh? We're talking about action. Things are happening. And then there's another big one called Joann, which is another big action film with Shah Rukh Khan. Same thing. And you saw those and were those good? Yeah, they were pretty good. Yeah, I think you'd enjoy them. They're big in Massey Bollywood, current Massey Bollywood. So it's very different. This had a very almost American feel to it at times. So there's some certain things Indians like in big mass movies that aren't normal for a Western viewer who's not accustomed to it. And so who knows if you like all of it, but I think you'd enjoy both of them just fine. Especially Bhutan. I think Bhutan was in that vein, especially since it's connected to the universe. But now Tiger III is coming out. So there's a second Tiger film. I got to watch the second one. Yeah, Tiger III comes out November 12th. And the trailer was awesome. Don't look up the trailer because... We'll probably watch the second one here soon. Okay, I'm going to watch the second one. But yeah, I enjoyed a lot about it. I thought there was some really good stunt work. I thought... And we haven't seen a ton of Bai here, Salman Khan. We've seen a few of his. We've seen Bhaji Bhaijaan and then another one. I've seen him in supporting in a few things in like the 90s. Okay. He's been doing it a while. But yeah, he's been at it a long time. But this was probably one of his better performances along with Bhaji Bhaijaan. He was pretty grounded in this, which was good. Yeah, that's something like the cheesiness wasn't the acting. The acting wasn't bad at all. It was definitely the direction that they decided to go with it. Katrina Kaif. I love Katrina Kaif. She's a very good actress. I like her a lot. Yeah, I don't think I've seen any of these. You haven't seen anything of either of these guys. But she's married to another actor who's a phenomenal actor. One of the best young actors. Well, he's young, I say, I think he's like 37. In all of India, his name is Vicky Koshel. He's really good. But she is, I like her a lot. I like their chemistry a lot. I thought they had good chemistry. I wanted them to get together. I was rooting for them. I thought she did good stunt work. I think the stunt work is just going to get better in the next. Yeah, the fine scenes, the choreograph were actually pretty seamless. They were actually really, really good. I did miss some of the graphics. Some of that was a little off, even the airplane one. But when they came down to just like, also I was noticing a lot of his stunts look like him. He came jumping off things and driving. That was his face. Not her fall though. No, no, no, she died. Whoever played, whoever played her falling is dead or just in critical. She was like, she was going like this head first. This was 2012. She's been in a coma for 10 years. But she's a cat. She's a cat, always laying on her feet. Just landing on her feet. I don't know how she does it, but she did it. It was a fun movie though. It was very fun. I did miss in the second half some of the humor that they had in the first half. I was, I was looking for more of that. But obviously they, I think they had to get some of the spy stuff. And the, the comedy was a little more of the setup for the love aspect of it all. I think now you have the conflict and like where the story was heading and trying to get together. But it was still, there's still funny moments with like, I think it was. I think it was meant to be funny. Some of the action scenes. Like him jumping out of the car and sliding on the, the both were sliding on the door. I thought that was hilarious. Oh yeah. Um, It was just over the top. I thought that was, I thought that in kind of abruptly a little bit. But it did seem like there's, it's set it, it's set up for, Oh yeah. Like I could see why, when you told me there's a third one coming out, I could see why. And they kept going. And so I guess it's going to keep following them. I don't know. I guess that's the story, right? I'm guessing in my head. In my head that I'm going to say, What's my mouth is, Uh, They're, they're, you know, doing their own thing. And then one of their agencies, probably his, probably raw needs him and her for a specific case. And they go find them to have them save something. Okay. Why can't I find the second one here? Just, just going off of all the movies, all the spy movies I've seen. Oh, we need tiger. This is a tiger or an enemy from tiger's past is coming back. Oh, wow. So the second one didn't come out till 2017. Holy crap. So that was 14, 15, 16, 75 years until. Five years in between the two. That's not unheard of, but that is insane. It's directed by a lot of time. The second one's not directed by the same guys. The first one, Ali Abbas Zafar. Who is actually a big, um, Bollywood action director as well. Um, but. So maybe it's heavier in actions. That's interesting that. So I can also see, cause like this one set, definitely was set up the romance. And maybe that's second or third one. Since they already got the romance is going to be more. Action heavy. So this is the synopsis on. Inspired by real events. This is for the second one. Tiger scene to high is a sequel to the blockbuster. The tiger and an espionage action drama. That follows a daring rescue mission in Iraq. Okay. I wonder, I wonder if they're going to even address it. Like that's happened before. Like they just didn't address anything. Like all the questions you had, they're like, no. They're fine now. I don't know. I don't know if that's what they're going to do. Is she even in it? Yeah, she is. Okay, good. So maybe they will. But yeah, they do that all the time in movies. Yeah, they're both, they're both on the poster of it. Looks big. It looks. You know the movie. Escape from New York. With a carousel. It's like. 80s. No. Snake Plissons. He's got an eye patch. Anyways, a big, it was a big action movie. 80s. It's him. It's a future where they make New York a prison. Basically the whole city is a prison and he has to go in there to save the president or the president's daughter. Something like that. Anyways, 10 years later, they made a sequel in 1990. 1991. A call to escape from Vegas or escape from LA. And they did the same thing in California where you're from. So it's not unheard of that. It's like 10 years or five, I mean, five years. For a sequel. It's just that is, that is a lot of time. Yeah, I hope the. Cause I'm sure the, the obviously the one that's coming out this year, obviously, probably is going to have a thousand percent better VFX and stunts than what they had in 2012, you would hope, right? And they should. Cause this is a whole spy universe. Patan is what I told you, but there's also another film with another star. It's called war. Which is also a spy kind of one. It's with Rithik Roshan. I don't know if I don't think you've seen anything with Rithik in it. He's basically called the Greek God of India. And he looks like it. But that's another, that's in the same universe as well. I love that. I love it. It's a big, it's a big spy. Shared, shared universe. But Tiger's the one that started it all. So you said it was 2017 is the sequel. 2017 is the sequel. So it's like six years after that they made the third one. So that's just, they're just taking their time. Yeah. And, but they've made war came out, which was the second, also in the universe. That came out. I'll have to watch all of those. Three years ago, maybe. And then Patan, which is Shawer Khan, which Tiger was in, came out in January of this year. Oh, okay. Yeah. So it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a big and. I don't know if you want me to spoil this. Yeah, they're going to because it's, there's a next one called Tiger versus Patan. I haven't seen the other one. That's pretty awesome. They're going to find out that their mom has the same name. They've played brothers many times. That's awesome. They don't know many times. They definitely played brothers before in movies. So they're setting up like it. And then that's going to be them versus, and then they're going to, of course, any versus means that the, they're going to work together. We have two heroes versing each other. That means towards the end, they're going to have to realize their differences or together to stop a common cause, a common goal. Well, currently Superman. Currently. Captain America. Oh, so they're going to fight. They're turning from friends to enemies. Yeah. Well, current like in the, I don't know what's going to happen if like something happens in Tiger three, if Patan is in Tiger three, but currently they're friends. Interesting. Yeah. That's the happen in Godzilla versus King Kong. They started fighting each other and then they had to work together to fight the robot Godzilla. But yeah, I thought it was a really fun movie. It was, it was quite nice. It's good when films that I've heard a lot about in terms of like they're, they're big. A lot of people love them. Turn out to be ones that I enjoyed as well because it's happened before it. That's not the case. So that's hard. Especially growing, I mean, growing up with, you know, the Western films and action films, which is a ton up. I mean, the 80s was all action to compare. But what they did, I think it was really smart is one, it wasn't too much in action film, but the action that they did have. One was the fight seems really good. But two, they really were like, we know some of the stuff is ridiculous, but we're or like in our action movies, they played off like, no, this is, this is real life. People are like ripping arms off of each other. They played it off as like, we know this is silly. We're just having fun. Yeah. And I know I led with that. It was an action film, but it turned out to be more of a romance. With some action, which I don't know what genre you like more. What do you like? You like romance or do you like action more? I'm pretty sure those are like two of your favorite genres. Yeah. As I get older. Romance. It's always been romance, but action. It's I need a little more story. I can never get, I never got to the John Wicks and never got into the. Do you watch them? I watched the first one. I was like, I'm good. I enjoy John Wicks. And I just watched the first one this year. I enjoy it. All the past appearances. I've only ever seen Tokyo Drift. That was the last one I saw. All the Mission Impossible. It just, they all become, they start becoming the same thing. People really love those Mission Possible. I've only seen one in three. One, two and three. And then I saw the one with Henry Cavill. Cause I like Henry. And he had a mustache. Cavill. Cavill. Is that how he pronounces it? I'm pretty sure it's Cavill. No, it's Cavill. Yeah. Actually, I think he does Cavill. I go back. I've only ever heard of called Henry Cavill. But whatever. You might like him more than me. Just Superman. Anyways, yeah, that was a lot of fun. I hope you guys enjoyed our watch along. Part two is worth the wait. You're just talking to Patreon. I'm just talking to everyone else. On YouTube, they get it at the same time. On Patreon. I'm sorry, it was my fault. I hope it was worth the wait. If you obviously, if you saw this on YouTube, you saw a very cut up version of our reaction. If you'd like to see full on cut versions though, you can go to Patreon. The Uncircumstant Virtual. And the pinned comment. Let us know what the next watch along we should do with Zachary Andrew Charles Kieseliches. I'm back. I'm back, baby. You should catch up. Make Jesse watch the first one. And then we can all three watch the second one. He liked it. He's me. Just a little younger. And so he'll like all this. Look out for me. Is there any Hollywood? Hey, do they do Halloween? Is there any Halloween movies in India? Yeah. Oh, you mean like spooky movies? Yeah, because it's Halloween season. They, it's the two most unexplored genres that they really haven't perfected yet are sci-fi and horror. That's my, I think that might be why. Yeah, they don't do either a lot. They've done it a few times, but they haven't really perfected it. There's, I mean, just, they've done a few that I've enjoyed. Like there's a film called boot. That's really good. There's a folk horror. That's called don't bad. It's really, that's probably the best one I've seen. There's a great anthology on Netflix called ghost stories. Okay. That's actually, I just watched that. It's, it's freaking fantastic three. It's four, four shorts, four shorts. Okay. I really enjoyed it. And you get back into it. That was nice. But yeah, they've done it a few times, but those are the two genres that I wish India would start exploring a lot more. Yeah. Or in sci-fi. Anyways, let us know what the next watch along with Zach should be. And yet that. On the next watch along.