 Calm, sit down. Bill, you realize you're half my size. Come here, it's the other couch. Sit. We're gonna get your house. Over here you bet. Bill. Bill. Mommy did not see that if you're watching. Guys, I was trying to act drunk right there and I just knocked over the Christmas tree. What is up, Marvel Squad? How is it going? If this is the first time you are seeing my face, make sure to go down and hit that subscribe button and turn on post notifications right next to it so you get notified whenever we post. Welcome to our channel, guys. So I just got home from work. I'm about to go head over to Mariah's grandmother's to help her set up for the Christmas party. She's having one today. It's Monday right now and you're gonna be seeing this on Wednesday, but it's currently Monday. And oh, Merry Christmas, by the way. Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Christmas in the chat. I hope everyone's having a great Christmas time to top it off. I'm about to be pranking Mariah with I Am Drunk. She did this to me, okay? She did this to me with wine, I think, and I came over to her house. Of course, she was like falling all over me. She got me good, so today I'm gonna get her back better. I think we posted that about a month ago, maybe a little longer. I'm not sure. I'll put it up on the screen. Today I'm gonna be heading over to her grandmother's house, like I said. So I was thinking of bringing this bottle, right? And it's an empty vodka bottle. If you guys are, this is alcohol. And I didn't wanna be walking into her grandmother's house and through her neighborhood, because I'm gonna have to get out of my car with this big, frickin' bottle. So I think I'm going to be sending her a picture of me with the bottle, but I'm gonna act like I'm drinking it and to get her like, babe, what are you doing? So first of all, she's gonna think I'm drivin' over there a little bit tipsy, which is not good. That's DUI, everyone, no one drive drunk, okay? I'm gonna try studying up the camera somewhere in the house. I'm not really gonna be falling over crazy until I get everything on footage. So until then, guys, thank you for being a part of our channel. We are also doing an iPhone 11 giveaway. You're doing a New Year's slash Christmas giveaway, iPhone 11. If you guys wanna be entered, make sure to be subscribed and following me, and Mariah, on Instagram. That's all you have to do to win an iPhone 11. So good luck. This pre-video notification shout out goes to Presley Brownfield. Shout out to you, thank you for being a part of our channel and showin' love in the comments. All right, so I'm gonna send her a photo right now of me drinking the bottle, so it gives the illusion that I've been drinking since I got home. Looks like I'm kissing it. All right, so there's the screenshot. I'm sending that to her. Ooh, that's really good. That actually looks like I'm deadass drinking it. All right, so once again, thank you guys for being here. This is gonna be absolutely crazy. I've been waiting to do this video forever, and now's the perfect timing to prank Mariah back for what she did to me with the Christmas outfit. If you guys did not see the video, make sure to go check it out. She got me good personally, like yes. Mariah actually did a good prank, but I'm gonna get her back 10 times better in this video, so thank you everyone for being here, and I'll see you in the car. Hopefully she responds by the time I get in the car, but we'll just see. All right guys, so that was quick. I just got in the car, and literally she sent me six messages. I'm not even kidding. Let me show you them, hold on. Look at this, she's going hate crap on me. She literally said, wait, William James, do not drink and drive. Do you hear me? Oh my gosh guys, Mariah is literally freaking out. I do not think I'm gonna say anything back to her because I don't want to have her actually freak out because I want to get a reaction more on camera. Oh and one more thing guys, the reason I am not bringing that big freaking bottle of alcohol is because even though it's empty, I don't want a chance getting pulled over and having the cop suspect that I was drinking it at all, so I'm gonna play the safe side. I just have to make up for not having the bottle and good acting. So I'm gonna act as hard as I can that I'm drunk to make her believe that I'm drunk. So that's why I need to bring the bottle. All right guys, so I just pulled up to Mariah's grandmother's house and all the doors are shut right now. I see her cars in the driveway and I just texted her come outside so she could walk with me back inside because I'm gonna need help. Now I am gonna hold the camera to my side. So okay, she's opening the garage door right now but I am gonna hold the camera to my side so she doesn't see it and then I'll try setting it up somewhere. All right, I see her. I need to stop talking to the camera. She can't tell I'm talking to the camera. Little does she know. Moral squad right here. She's smiling at me. I think she thinks I'm drunk. We should be like Moral Squad. We're going in. We're going in guys. Hi baby. Babe. Huh? Were you drinking today? Why'd you send me that picture then? No, I wasn't drinking. Babe, you're literally loopy right now. I'm not. Let's just go inside out. Why would you? Did you drink and drive? No. Bill, don't be stupid. Did you really do that? Does it look like I would drink and drive? I don't know. You're very lucrative. We're gonna go upstairs and talk to the camera. Babe, I wasn't on. Babe, did you drink? No. Yeah, she did. No, I didn't. Right, can you give me some water please? I heard you. Can you give me some water? I don't feel good. Right, can you go please? Please. Did you seriously drive here like this? I don't feel good. Okay, wait, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I don't even have a pillow down here. Here. I kept getting beat at by everyone. Are you, Bill, how would you do that? I wasn't even driving bad, right? You were on family partying today. Sit up, come on. Sit up, sit up, sit up. I wanna throw up. Are you serious? Oh, wait. Bill. I swallowed it. Okay. Feel the way back, lay back, lay back, lay back. Here. I wasn't even driving bad. I don't know. Bill. I was like, people were just beeping at me for no reason. Here. Okay, okay, okay, here. Babe, let me do it. I'm gonna do it. No, you can't do it. I can drink more. No, you can't. How do you think that I... Bill, stop. How do you think... You are going to, this is my grandma's furniture downstairs. Stop. I think I'm a crab. You should. No, drink more. No, do you have alcohol? Drink more. Bill, you're drunk. I want more, though. No, you're drinking this. No. Drink. You need to chug a whole water. You need to chug a whole water, Bill. You're sick. I don't need that. That's sick. You're drunk, dude. Lay back. Oh, God. Lay back. No, lay back. Oh, God. Lay back. I was having fun, though. I was swerving. Why did you drink? It was fun. That is going to be even funny. Oh, God. I have a headache, though, now. Why would you drink and drive? What was your mindset for that? I was drinking and driving. Yes, you did. I drank before I drove. Bill, stop. Why do you have to be stupid like that? I don't know if my grandma's house is drunk, and my family's going to see it, and I'm going to throw up. They're going to have more fun. Are you kidding me? Where are they at? Let's go say hi to them. No, you're staying down here and chilling and drinking your water. Drink water. Seriously, drink. I don't have some to drink, too. I was not drinking and driving. I drank before I drove, so it doesn't matter. Drink. Bill, you need to go up. Can I just? You need to drink water, Bill. Here. More. You need to get the alcohol to your system. Oh, my God. Bill, step back. I feel fine. I feel fine. You said you were going to throw up. I feel fine. Can you sit down? I need to stand up. If I sit down, I'm going to throw up. Don't you ever drink and drive like that again. Why would you be? No. I'm going to walk it off. It's not bad. Bill, you're literally fucking over it. Bill, Bill, Bill. I'm walking it off. You are not fine. Come sit down. Come sit down. Bill, come sit down. Bill, you realized you're half my size. I said, sit down. Why did you drop me? I didn't drop. Bill, you're heavy. Come on. Come on. It's OK. Come on. No, it's not OK. Can you? OK. Bill, I don't know what you're doing. You're half my size. I told you to sit on the couch. You're drunk. You have a aspirin. You don't need to. You don't need to put your feet in. That is the only way you're drunk. You're just going to throw up. I shouldn't have brought something for you. No, because I'm not getting drunk like you. This is my family party. Why would you do that? Why would you drink? You're literally, you could have killed yourself on the way here. Bill, you literally could have killed yourself. Do you realize how big this is? I've never had so much fun in my life. Do you realize how big this is? You almost killed yourself. You could have killed yourself. Bill. Bill, sit. Come here. Come here. No, no, no. Oh. Are you kidding me? Where are you standing? Bill, you're being sandwiched. Why are you laughing at me? Because first of all, you just face quite a second of all, I'm laughing about how it's like, no. My dad told me to rock it off if I ever feel sick. To rock it off? No, you can't. You're not even stable here. Come here. It's another couch. Sit. Lay down. Why are you laughing? Why would you get drunk? It's a party, a pregame. Before I come here, you got a pregame before the family party. This isn't a party party. Let me go to a friend party. Pregame to come to your grandma's. Perfect. Now, I don't got to waste your grandma's alcohol. I got my own. You know what I'm saying? I'm lit, you know? Like, let me just get over this headache, and I'll be good for another one. Oh, good for another one? Bill, are you serious right now? I got my head on my ribs. You literally just face planted on my couch. You dropped me. I don't understand why you came here drunk. It was like, no, sit down. You're playing a game. No, no, Bill, sit. Okay, sit down. Thank you for trying to help, but sit down, Bill. Sit down. You want to dance? No, sit down. Bill, sit down. Give me a hug, give me a hug. Okay, give me a hug. Can you just stand there for a minute? No, you can't even stand up straight. See that? What do you mean, that? It was before I happened to be like... We were not having fun. I can't believe you. No, you should not. Maybe not try it because that was a little scary. Why would you... We're not really long discussion when you get sober because you're not paying attention to me when I tell you this. You can give me some aspirin. No, you can't take my aspirin when you're drunk like that. You're just going to throw it up. I have a damn head on the couch. You could take it when you're sobered up. Now sit down and lay down. You don't need to be up and going. You got a guy who's down here? No, he's... No. See it was before I had him? No, we're not having fun. No, we're not having fun. No, sit down. You're not having fun. Sit down. You're cock-blocking the fun right now. Because you're going to hit your head with a concrete. You're going to have to go to the hospital, Bill. I'm fine. Fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm not helping you. If you have your head open, it's not my fault. Okay. Hey. Bill, I asked you to sit down. Oops. Look, I'm sorry. You're half my size. If you fall, I'm falling with you. I'm sorry. I asked you to sit down. I asked you to sit down. You're drunk. You're not going to... I'm going to play some football. I'm sorry. No, you're not going to play some football. Sit down. Oh, God. Bill. I'm sorry. Get up. Stop it. I tried to put this... Sit down. You clearly can't stand for more than five seconds. Why can't you just sit down? Can I get a real drink? No. That is your drink. I don't want any water. Chug it. You need it. Oh, God. I drank. You didn't drink. Drink more. You chug the water because you're drunk. Yes. It will get your... It will get your drinkiness or your alcohol. I'll give you some stuff. I'm not drunk. I don't care if you're drunk. I don't understand why you get drunk like that. You look good today. You're saying that I'm being drunk. You look good. Stop. Come here. No. Come here. No, you're drunk. No. I'm disappointing you. You've come to my family party drunk like this. Look at you. You're not even stable to stand up. Pretty good. You could be a little, like, you know, buzzed, but not this. I had to play it for hours. I couldn't play it for minutes, you know. Well, why would you do that? I'm having fun. I'm not having fun. I'm pissed off at you. I'm about to leave you down here. Go to bed. Go to bed. Go to bed. Bye. I'm so mad at you. I'm not mad. We're going to play. No, sit down. Sit down. Come here. Sit down. Come here. No. Sit down. Okay, sit down. Kiss me. No. Bill. You're drunk. You don't want to kiss me. Because you're drunk. You don't love me. You're drunk. I'm just going to go home. I'm going to go home. Go drive home. No, you are not driving home. Sit down. I'm going to... Sit down. Stop. I said sit down. Bill, you're going to hurt yourself. I'm going to go home. You are not going home like that. I'm going home. Bill, no. I can walk you straight. You are not. Look at it. No, you can't. You can't. You can't. Look, that was fine. That was straight. Sit down. I'm not in the wrong spot. You make me so mad. My family's here. Look, everyone's upstairs now. You're drunk. Let's go say hi. No. No. No. We're out here. No. Rise. She's captured me down here. Bill, you are not going home like that. Stop me. Let me go say hi to your family. No. Let me go say hi to your family. This is so important. Babe, come on. Stop. Sit down. What are you doing? You're sitting down. No. I'm not going up there looking like this, dude. Oh, God. I'm so embarrassed for you. I want to sleep. Freaking you. I'm not drunk. Do you? No. No. No. Yeah. No. Mariah, I haven't had one sip drop of alcohol at all. You're so frustrating. In the picture I sent you was literally fake. I took a picture of me holding the bottle, but there was nothing in it. It was an empty bottle. I was going to do it. I was going to smack it for drinking and driving. I know, but I would never do that. Trust me. Don't even worry. Babe, I literally hashtagged Team Bill. Everyone in the comments. This is probably one of the best drunk pranks there is online. No. Because Team Ryze would come back strong and don't listen to him. And what? Boo-Boo. Yes. The reason why I didn't have any bottle or anything because I didn't want to get pulled over. That's why I didn't bring the bottle with me. I feel like I brought the bottle that would have been a little better. But I made it up in the acting. I told them I would just have to go harder in order to make up for not having an actual bottle. Guys, Team Ryze come back strong. I went out listening to that. Everyone, thank you guys for being here. Give us a thumbs up for Mariah's reaction and me hitting my face. I actually did hit my face a little bit. That was the funniest thing I could have done. Come here. No, no, no. My head actually hurts. Is there a red mark on there? Check. Kind of. Guys, give me a thumbs up for me healing because I honestly hurt myself when I fell. But it made it more realistic. I had to keep my composure because I was literally about to laugh, slash, like, get mad. You were good at acting when you did that. Really? Yeah. But that's the whole point. I knew I had to go hard because I didn't have anything else. Any other props. I had myself, you know. All right, Marvel Squad. She's done with the video. She's done. Thank you guys for tuning in. But before we leave, we do got to give our post notification, shout-out, Mariah. You can give that shout-out because, you know, I've just been pranking you all day. You have not been pranking me all day. I just did. I just succeeded. So here. This shout-out goes to Meadow Sieger. Shout-out to you. Shout-out to you Meadow. Thank you for being on our channel and showing love in the comments. And we will see you guys in the next video. In the next Team Build video. But it's still good. Oh, and by the way, Merry Christmas everyone. It's Christmas. It's Monday right now. But it's Christmas on Wednesday. Like when we post this. So I hope you all had a great Christmas. I hope you all can top it off with the Marble Squad video. And Marble Family. Oh, Steve Bob, Madeline and Steven's merch. Yes, this is also Madeline and Steven's. Our YouTuber friends. They created some bomb, simple, but crazy looking designs. And yeah, so. So we'll see you guys in the next video. But until then. Peace. Merry Christmas guys. Love you. I hope you guys got all the presents that you want. Comment down below the presents that you got. Oh yeah, whoever comments down a present that you got, you're going to get a shout-out in our next video. Alright guys, I'll see you guys in the next video. But until then. Peace.