 Happy National Cocktail Day! Today we're making a Wisconsin old-fashioned for a group of people who definitely need it. To get started, muddle some orange slices, a few cherries, a teaspoon of sugar, and three dashes of bitters in an old-fashioned glass. Did you know right now authoritarian extremists are sending death threats and harassing messages to Wisconsin election workers with the goal of getting them to quit their jobs? Add ice to your glass and two ounces of brandy. The hope is that these bipartisan civic workers will quit so the extremists can swoop in and take control of all elections. Top it off with a splash of lemon lime soda and stir. If that happens, they'll be able to make it harder to vote, stop vote counts, or even outright refuse to certify election results they don't like. Once they're successful in Wisconsin, they'll bring the plan to other vulnerable swing states. Garnish with an orange slice and skewered cherries. So let's toast to Wisconsin election officials. You can help support them and stop election sabotage by going to represent.us-toast-election-workers.