 Number six we're back in Manchester at the zombie shop making a bit of noise. The fourth battle of the day, Bobby's hosting as one of the new staff members of the training daily. If you are a battler and you do want to gain form, make sure you send your application to entryaddonflop.com. Furthermore, on the right hand side he's travelled up for this battle, this is his first appearance since battling for Newcomer last year. Three rounds here. Three rounds. On the right hand side, make some noise for Crafty. This is very own. After a long timeout he's returning in Sean O'Mat. Come on boys. This is a three round battle. Crafty wouldn't have flipped and decided Sean O'Mat's going to go first. Round one on Sean O'Mat, let's go. Yo, it's Crafty. So posh that he's never had craft cheese. He grew up on a mixture of venison, craft bean and basically never eaten anything. That's cheap. You have the table laid out with separate bowls for extra help. You don't match peas. Your dad wants the sweet corn. Your mum says it. Daddy Peck, can you pass these? You stand your knife in the fork on the table like no mum. Get off your damn seat. It's not Danny anymore. Remember, it's Crafty. You still haven't asked how we did it. We're battle-wrapping a vented in last week. I felt alive mum. To let me wear the hat back. And say words like famine, heller and mad peak. Your mum looks at your dad like I think he's on drugs martin. I tried telling you last week but he got attacked in that photo. Smoking, I tried to tell you that that's weed. And he's been going to these rap concerts with his degenerate crack fiends. And now he's speaking in tongues. You need to fetch me the damn priest. You go from speaking like really posh. And then switch to road. It's like that scene from Kevin and Perry. If you picture it though, the way that he fucking... Kevin talks to Perry's mum nice when he's sitting at home and then fucking talks to his own mum like shit when he picks up the phone. I mean, you've changed faces quicker than the mayor of Halloween town. I mean, it is. It's a nice smile for a second and a second later. There's a mean frown. I mean, I forget my bars but it's almost fucking seen and like and see now. But fucking... What was the punchline? I thought I had it then. Meanwhile? Meanwhile. The mayor of Halloween town. Second later, there's a mean frown. And all the impressions you do in battles where they all make sense to me now. Because you don't know who you are. So you make it up based on everyone you've been around. I mean, this obvious confidence issue I'm sensing. And I mean, there must be anxiety with a fucking... Yo, hold it down, bro. Sorry, bro. Anxiety with a nervous disposition or a bit of depression. And I'm not taking the piss. It's just one thing I will mention is that the only time you've ever looked comfortable was doing a family advice and you lived winner impression. I want to crafty. Let's go. Yo, what are you saying, man? Are you good, yeah? Yeah. Sure, no, Mac. I wanted the challenge, but truthfully, you all know Mac. See, I could talk about how you look like a rat, but we all know that. I bet you could use that nose to unlock any door cold latch and start surveying the room for where the nearest wall holds at. Plus, he's a poor broke twat. You know them bedrooms where the floor's hole matters where the wardrobe's at? And the sky between the dirty clothes, empty raw smoke packs? Sure, no, Mac. Plus, it's sports clothes, Mac. All throwbacks. Is that a no-pogba? Is that a no-pogba? He can't afford those tags. The most recently knatted shirt that a poor bloke has to sharpen the front where the pool's ghost back. Yo, but I had to step down for you. Because shocks didn't want it. Because man, he knows what man he knows. I would have stopped him getting that match with soul. Tally didn't want it. Because if they bought a tally yen, he'd have been studied posthumous like Gallic Roman. Kojai didn't want it. Because he would have lost on Derby Day and I would have made that L-classic cold, but now I'm pissed off. But now I'm pissed off. Because this is shit you're asking for, like a pack of smokes and I make a hit with my last resort, like Papa Roach. Because people have been trying to ram me off. People have been trying to ram me off. There's another choke wrapper. Like Heretic and Shufflo. Yeah, I may have stumbled both map chops, but when I'm back on track, watch me transform those chokes into the lungs of Mo Farah, because I'm still going to win in the long run so the stumble don't matter. Jump off champion, right? Bet I got your mits and breasts. I don't care how many you won or that it made you check. That's a crowd that boos after two seconds, but Eddie pays respect and watches booty-shaking contests at the same event. So what if you were successful there? You did it for less views, plus you're a fan or MC and this shit that respects you, you bowed freestyle MCs using writtens so that no writtens could test you to steal wins from Arch and Pedro and get decisions with tense you, for example. Mr. Reed, killed you two times. Yet somehow both, killed you two times. Yet somehow both you survived. With those judges, any title you ever owned was a lie. Any rap fans or bar heads know that you died, but that's two times I saw Sean Connery. He lived twice. Because over here, since your trial with 2K, you've been losing a whole lot. Yeah, you won a grand on the jump off. Something you never would have done in a Kruger and Soulcrop. You're only good without competition and that proves that a whole lot, the way you took 1K on jump off but couldn't take 2K on Don't Flop. See, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying. Stealing that money, we should see the kid get told off. You can't transition on this league, but last year at Clips, the whole crop, you can't adapt to the modern market and you ain't fit for Don't Flop, so your only real memories are in the old shop, like Mr Roadbot. Round two on Sean and Matt, let's go on it now. You know what your name's Crafty? What does it mean? Are you trying to model a penis on a pottery wheel or are you working for Countdown making consonant pieces? Maybe designing a transport of a hovering species. I'm going to tell him somewhere right now and he ain't going to believe this. If you remind me of a cartoon character, then it's probably be this. I'm going to repeat this. I checked out your, but you can't use it. I mean, my authors have referred to commonly feces and I heard like, he's got a diss track to shocks apart. Jesus, I mean, this fucking fake aftershocks like nukes dropped by Koreans. You're a posh little scene kid. You'd fucking pay 50 grand a gram for what socks, washes his jeans with and fucking, I grew up on an estate where a load of robbers and thieves lived. If you've got something nice, take your eyes off, you can steal it. It could pop. It's like chocolate pieces and then things get nutty. It ain't going to be Reese's. Things get nutty. It ain't going to be Reese's seeing roses on the road and not being allowed out after eggs. We didn't know what a quality street is. I mean, quality street is stuff I've seen that make you fucking bolt rock till it sees it. When I was 11, I seen a guy get stabbed 33 times because he wouldn't turn down the volume knob on his speakers. So you try saying chat shit, get banged on Twitter again fucking. Yeah, I forgot where it's going and I've got a bit too into that, didn't I? Don't say that, though. I don't take threats of violence too well, but, I'll call that time I'll remember it next round. Yo, talking about what I look like, I think I started wrong with your DNA. You said I got a beaver's face. You just got a beaver's face. So I'm battling the manny, the home to some battle rap greats, yeah. They give me this dude over here who uses this city's rector game because he's always losing, it's clear, but you think he was shot in blizzard when viral that booster career now it's more like the South think Brighton because you're attracting appeal from the views of your peers, plus you're not even from manny, you're from Cheshire. Is that right? It says on Facebook, you're from Cheshire. I don't give them respect for that. Stripes are meant to be earned and truth is, you resent the fact you ain't no manny star think Wonderland when I kill them with better raps we'll see your stripes disappear when I get rid of this Cheshire cat. How can you claim to rep a city when you always lose it? Have you even had any wins, mate? I mean, you had the chance at Mannevere London and had a debatable battle with Big J. I mean, when he called you racist, I didn't know if it was true, but then we saw you hide nervously in some bright burgundy and the fact you've teamed with Induendo in the past probably confirms it. In fact, we need to fix it very urgently. Is it because your black opponents always kill you? I mean, your battle with T-Kid, T took your life murderously. I just find it mad how you're racist because we all saw you diversity, but don't get it twisted. But don't get it twisted. I won't let him live. This is going to be another death for him. Got me thinking about another length of your list. You can go online and check the shit. I'm talking Ulrich when they stretched his limbs. Tarma Cabley left the clip. Boromir and the fellowship. Ned Stark when his head got split, what I'm saying is Sean being dying in every clip. So the fact that he's a dead man walking and the corpse in the flesh, only reason to have a put together Sean and a pen. See, it's funny we're in a zombie shack and this is where it draws to an end. We're in a zombie shack and this is where it draws to an end. We're in a zombie shack and this is where it draws to an end. Because you're just a parody of horror. Of course I'm battling a Sean and a dead. But that's your record. But that's your record. Try and say I've lost, but rock shouldn't be thrown at glass. And if you're guilty, you shouldn't have a stone to cast. If he says I've taken L's, I can only laugh because that heretic got smoked on the wrong decision. Joan of Arc and it gets archaic. You're free-styled and you're free-styled and you wrote your bars and you still died in the ring from the jump off. Oh and heart, it's funny because you ain't caught anymore when it comes to ability. This ain't jokes and bars because bars alone are your arsenal. That's over Mars. If you think there's nothing in my hand but a poker card. But I'm godly with the raps. I got a Joker star. I'm the one they want to brand as the lower class. Till I take them down to make a stand like Rosa Park. Take them out dead on bank like an overdraw from the machine iron man like Tony Stark. Your mum took the details of diamonds because she's so bizarre. So why would you accept this passionately willingly? Because each match is a win for me. Only reason anyone can say I lost a battle in ministry is my lack of delivery but I don't look to the past so now it's back to the killing spree because I've been zipping up the league's talent. I've got bags of the billy and let's go. Final round on Charlotte and Michael. I'm the one they want to brand as the lower class round on Charlotte. Let's go. Think last time I checked you were number 73 on the top 100 don't flop poet nerds and no question. Why do you call it spoken word when you're doing so much sign language it looks like you're going to make your fucking shoulders hurt. I mean you're doing more arm movements than a joker verse. I mean there was so many hand gestures they thought on the avatar the first time he'd flown a bird you tried to force that shit and got it backwards like Yoda's works Yoda's works he was the the fucking six year old in his birthday in his first ever goalie shirt trying to pose for a photo for his mum before she has to go to work it was when you haven't won enough crystals to ah fuck it out what was it do the hand gesture for me it was a bit higher bit higher I told you I get it when you haven't won enough to use the crystals own to save your fucking friends from the futuristic zone and take them to the crystal dome you've got 10 seconds left and have to do it on your own so you don't try to separate the silver and remove them from the gold it was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the The the the the the the the the the a And the word plays force like Mandatory Scrabble. Mandatory Scrabble. Yeah, that's forced wordplay to say that. What the fuck is that? When Saddam Hussein got imprisoned by the government, I don't recall board games being given as the punishment. I mean, picture Sean taking his girlfriend to court, domestic violence standing as a case, starts describing how she abused him in a Mandatory way, and the judge interrupts like, what, you mean it wasn't actually a blade? He said, no, it's worse. He made me play Scrabble every day. The judge looks at Sean with his smirking jokes, he should move home and get death by force wordplay wrote on his tombstone. But then Sean gets angry. Like what? How can you say that she was falsely accused though? This investigation was forced like compulsory cluedo. Yo, how do you know that both organic on death drugs and dappy from end-ups? Your beard is shit. Sideburns are dead. Why is there never anything on that part of your jaw? You look like you've started shaving and then had to answer the door. If you think of doorsteps, how did you know it showed Jay Shaw at this venue when you live around the corner? Tell me that shit isn't real. No excuses. I saw you would jump on a few days later. This only takes a few minutes to film. When you practically live in the building, they'll say you were too busy to kill shit. There was less distance between you and Jay than Blizzard and Quill. You said I was going to catch you in the last round. You're from there, you're from there. Listen to me. So why would you bail on Jay? Is it because of your man don't ghost ride you fail? I know around here there's coattails to ride but don't ride their tails. Why would these fans suspect a no-shower? Dad just show signs you're stale, transfer rumors. Last time I saw manny man co-signer bail. Co-signer bail but me? Seven solos, one doubles. All wins and a couple of debates you could send back but in terms of don't flop opponents, this makes me my tenth clash but I don't know what you're on the channel for. You're just a comedy show. Don't say he's a setback. I got Sean Lock. You're the next MC getting eight out of ten cats. Bye. But I ain't here to rest back and retreat in the passenger seat so when they offered his bail to me, I said tempting but more like the apple to eat for Adam and Eve because when they tried convincing me he was in another class and actually deep I just said I find you under par. That's a family tree. Yo. But yo, that's a family under par. That's a family tree but whereas me, I'm not talking about tears like payments ain't nothing for my pen to cost. I'm fire off the top. I don't need these bars for a sight. And I said I'm godly. And today's beatings a scene that starts in the Bible. Beat him so bad. Think Holy Spirit when Jesus parted the disciples because they ain't going to recognize you when they see you off to the Bible. Time. Make that noise for us.