 It's slow down girl slow down. Whoo. Nobody cleans that fast. You're gonna miss Hey, I'm Laura Spalding with Spalding Decon. I clean up crime scenes and today I'm gonna play serial cleaners serial cleaners You are a crime scene cleaner But for the mob the job is to get rid of bodies blood and other evidence before the feds arrive It's like what I do with stealth and strategy added. Let's give it a go Pay attention to the line symbol on the blood bar to see how much more blood You need to dispose of keep in mind that some action cleaners take may result in spilling more blood God if you do it, right? All right Looks like this blood has luminol on it. It's all lit up for me Vacuuming like a boss bless this mess Bless it. All right party time. All right All right Back in action. Oh, yeah, that's a lot of blood. He's been sitting there. Wow That's a lot of blood Drug deal gone bad. We got three dead bodies so far Lane and time I bet this pays a lot better than we get paid You know, I had a bloody very bloody scenario Recently it's been in the last Three or four months it was a suicide in an attic with a shotgun and Why this job was super cool was because when I walked up to the second floor It looked like the shining the blood was dripping down the drywall and It was unbelievable to see because you're like what? Horror is in that attic to make that blood just drip down like the shining and Then when I went up in the attic it was the body was still there his brains Eyeball and stuff was stuck into the blown in not the blown in insulation that a foam insulation and So we literally are taking like a saw saw to shave Shave it like a like you're carving a turkey to get it out And there was just so much blood that it was literally just dripping through the house It was insane amount of blood and then in order to get him out They because it was a tight confined space in the attic They essentially bagged them and then just kind of dropped the bag to avoid spilling the blood Throughout the rest of the house. It was crazy amount of blood Spread the scene So I could clean up Uh-oh the popo's here the cops take the bodies So to the corner, but they don't do the cleanup. So they don't do the cleanup because they consider it Personal property damage the personal property So it's up to the homeowner or the property owner to hire someone like myself to come in and clean it up So in this case the family hired us to clean it up and it was a gigantic Gigantic Cleanup as you can imagine in an attic with raw wood Okay, and then dripping through the second floor. You've got drywall It penetrated the duct work for the air conditioning. So it all had to be redone. It was it. It was a huge job Don't hurry up. Oh, there's a rat running through to Now that's realistic. Oh Man the cops are totally coming I Nope, get back under there hide. Hi. I'm hiding and the cops are coming. We're getting close See if they find me Get her body. Let's do it. Oh Man, sorry Sorry, man Got my way the other cops coming. So I'm gonna hide under this table He doesn't see me he's walking by You know when I was a cop once this guy had this like uh Old early 90s model Chevy Silverado or uh like the little Chevy pickup not the huge one and um He literally showed up at the police department backed his truck into One of the parking spaces in the parking lot Took out his driver's license put it on the dash And then put a note on the dash With his family's contact information then took a gun and blew his brains out Right in the parking lot like Wow, yeah, it was and then when I walked out All I could see was splat On the window the driver's side window And his head just kind of leading like that and you knew right away You could see the brains and all the blood and stuff you opened up the door And his body just slumps out and everything all the blood just drains out. It was an insane amount of blood Okay, he closed the door Oh Is everybody that's supposed to be helping me as usual. I'm doing everything by myself now making some way I'm getting the hang of this Getting the hang of it. All right. Let's dispose. Bam. All right. I dropped it. All right He's on a donut run No offense to cops by the way because I was one but I do love donuts just saying Okay, so this dude is predictable as f***. All right, but the problem is is that I'm trying to get the evidence Here what's that key? Where's he at? Oh, he's in that room. Okay. Is he coming out? Do you have his cops walking around with their f*** in their hands? Yeah, there's always Blood drag marks and it's always by the body transport people Because they're they're trying to bag them and they're so bloody and decomp and all that That uh, the drag marks are The real deal have to blow to f*** and get this All right noise There we go. All right. Oh now his f*** is coming. What if I throw it at him? Can I do that? Throw it. Yes Met All right, the rats that's super realistic You know because it looks like this is like a dungeon or something and um You're uh, you're having to uh Put the bodies it looks like they have a incinerator setup And you know, I think most of these uh Mobs have like legitimate businesses because that's how they funnel their um their um Crimes through there We did a couple of murders Where they made the media you know some in North Tampa, New Tampa area and uh Most of them are like murder suicides So yeah kind of boyfriend girlfriend type thing kill her kill himself and uh Then you have you know multiple victims there. So those are those are rough most murders Are in either outside or in low-income housing where they don't even pay for the cleanup So for us to see it, it's a it's a murder suicide typically needs to chest. Let's go Quick there you go. Come on You gotta run faster. All right. Come on Come on. All right, we're disposing this one here now Drop that That's what i'm talking about If you want to experience what it's like to be a crime scene cleaner hit the link in our bio and download serial cleaners today So you can clean crime scenes just like me