 Joe don't be You turn the shit on and they be like hey Joe my side bitch in here We go motherfuckin smoke a pre-roll That's what 85 sound blunts this paper shit I spit you for Me three time you don't burn your finger man Stupid and little girl, maybe split my blood Man these motherfuckers have been turning the ass trace if you got a new one I'll make sure nobody has you Why have you got some more counter that was a burn. Yeah, you need I'm gonna burn this bit down Everybody look at each other stupid Oh, no, I thought I would Hold back on I'll never get my mom will cook and I forgot now. I know she'll cook 20 minutes You know what wouldn't be leaving this box Back at the crib Oh 85 run, I thought we had one 85 run fucking right. He already won. He won already. Oh the back one Yeah, you are What's happening? What's happening? For real. What's happening? Oh that uh-uh proper talk over with nigga Fuck you gonna do for us That's what I said nigga We got to fuck with this nigga cuz we gotta make sure he win cuz if he don't win it the nigga We didn't fuck with gonna be all of us. Oh, I gotta fuck with LeBot, huh? Get your bitch ass out the car nigga. No nigga. We got political clout. Not only did he motherfuckin win But you remember the other dude from Florida beach. Yeah, Losin Oh He ain't weird though. Doug Losin won. No, I'm talking about myself. I had a laboratory gonna fuck with me I thought that nigga was talking about a library and I was like, bro I think that's why he lost Oh I'm a laboratory. That's not like a dog, nigga Deck and vote My laboratory about to go down here to the polls the cast is both a labor terry and retrieve a labor terry and retrieve But now you know what the laboratory retriever do they go get all the laws votes for this next couple of elections I gotta get you a laboratory every tree I've been shitting like a fool. Well, you got your jays I don't like you about spending the weekend at your auntie house. Oh you see me This the only time we get the wet ease motherfuckers now It's all different types of colors in there Boy, you look like you're about to shoot a hot boy Yeah, I ain't gonna lie Which was Oh, yeah Work it with some magic I thought that was a little trick You young I'll open the open that shit. I want to see what the shirt is doing. I said fuck it. I'm turning That's a real hot boy, dig what I'm saying. That's a nigga that's shoo, nigga What am I doing right now? That's a rough challenge. That's a FedEx package Damn, I got a shit man. All right I told I've been drinking the detox shit You can tell that it ain't no fart either. They didn't buy. Yeah, that motherfucker got that steam on the end of Every bubble that let you know go That's what it is. Hey, man, we got a uh Quality control note. Hey, man, let's make sure we get some more quality next on the t-shirts, man You got to put your t-shirt on feet first What the fuck are you doing? Pull it up, bro. Gotta cut my shit down the back like The fuck Hey, we need a uh grinding not even a ground or stick. It's one at the end of In the end of We get these hung up on the rack You just keep out man Yeah That's it. That's it I need to turn around like I don't steal. Hey, yo, yo, correct that. Correct that. We done ran over that hop on gate, right? Correct that. All right, my nigga, you don't steal. Awkward silence Yeah, bro, that's it. I want to talk to you Man, that's that shit you get the cheese out the motherfucking cracking cheese joy with our shit ain't regular Come on, man. Got the flat stick this shit gonna cut a hole into this shit, man Give it a little paper cut now Damn, I gotta go shit Oh for this shit What type of detox is he drinking? No, I be drinking that burdock root Burdock root? Burdock. Well, you gotta steal off the internet, boy. What the suck? No, sir. No, that real shit Burdock You got it. You got it. You got a drink that got down that organic shit that's kicked off from the tree Man, my cousin got me on some shit called tongue out Ali nigga, you talking about me Tongue up Ali the fuck is that Tongue up Ali, nigga. Last nigga tongue up Ali. You know about that shit? No, nigga That shit sound like a motor combat character on it Tongue up Ali wins, but it's some real shit What is it supposed to revive? You know as you grow older your testosterone drops each You know as you get older so this shit is supposed to revitalize your testosterone Help your skin help you, you know be regular, you know, like you got a shit now and all that tongue out Ali Nigga, I'm put you on so they can see what you talking about, nigga. Okay. Look, I'm gonna give you burdock root Uh It's called Sarsaparilla Sarsaparilla Sarsaparilla Y'all can take all these supplements if you want to but you really just need to find a girl who just had a baby Sugga titty. Sugga titty. Get your little shot of that titty milk. That ain't it, brother. That should be sour What that bitch went through? It's crazy that when you say that this nigga say he didn't taste the titty milk And you know, he really has tasted titty milk at some point. He did I did. My girl put titty milk in my pancake one time. I'm like, oh She's looking at you too. She's like what I'm like, man, he motherfuckers tangy She told me That's fucked up, bro. You don't even know if I you don't even know if I want to know She wouldn't even slick with it. She didn't even try to like stick the titty milk pancake between two regular They're gonna give you a raw titty milk pancake. If you ain't had no milk, motherfucker, I know you ain't go for the titty Nah, we ain't got no milk. Come on for the over the stove. You know what would have made it taste better If you would actually saw that put the milk in Like the actual Late night you go to the Motor series You go to the motherfucker kiss you late night and I paid attention to grab that titty milk She got on restore there and pour that shit on your frozen flakes. You like No, I'm petty. I gotta have mine straight out the titty I can't I don't know if I'd be able to handle room temperature titty milk. My name room temperature titty milk might be too much for a Nigga, that's just full. You got to be in the refrigerator. You don't want no warm titty milk That doesn't show you how ignorant we are. It doesn't take so long to fill up a bowl of cereal with some titty milk No, I don't want that titty. Straight out the titty. You got to give a like. Oh, yeah. Yeah, straight out the titty Whole episode of Martin to get that shit filled off to straight out the titty, but and then I'm paid I'm gonna come back for two months for hillup. Uh-huh. They got they they got machines They got machines to squirt to squirt the titty for you though They got machines to the titty pasta squirt. Oh my god Let us watch a whole episode of the morning man. My girl got full bottles. Damn I'm like that I might need a 10 out of I don't know. My mom ain't breastfeed me. Her titty must not have grown enough for her to she She must be like, look nigga. I'm dick. Fuck this nigga. I'm not about to be squeezing these little ass titties Do you about to get this formula? Fuck out of here, dick Suck it on the little titty like suck it on the pacifier Right, exactly. Now she mad because her titty one big bigger than the other one for the rest of her life She probably made that decision just on a just a uh mental level. Fuck this big head nigga. Look at this nigga head He's not about to be sucked. It's gonna take too much titty to feed this big head nigga It's a little titty girl out there right now breastfeed her baby. You need to stop before you have a heart attack, bitch Baby keep sucking your shit Look like she getting hit with the joint That's how the baby Whatever don't don't talk about the little titty little titty. They got it all out here. They got big titty responsibilities Right, welcome. They back out like they back her little titty's got bills Yep, the same bills big titty. Yeah the same ones Yeah, at least you can Say some one on vinyl bro. No, you can't look little titty bro. It costs just the same No We gotta now you got no support in them. We got to spin here that movement little titty bra should be cheaper than big titty bra It got to come on man. You got the pain for the weight You ain't got no weight that shit down there free that big titty women gonna go on strike I guess it's like a headband with little titty, you know Now that might be that might save him some money. Just make some little titty headband Oh Chad get on that my nigga Titty man, titty man, titty man, titty man, titty man, 85, titty man What a band dog? That's a trap house, ain't it? That's a trap house Oh for real? Well, it ain't for band dogs. That ain't no titty headband I ain't never seen no no band dog in the mall Me neither. Will you buy band dog? I'm gonna go to mason's and be like, hey, excuse me. Do you have any band dogs? Oh, let's call it. Okay band old bra Oh that one the one that kind of like that ain't what we talking about. We talking about like the headband The NBA just a little bit wider like a LeBron headband a little bit wider. They go around the city Keep that titty in place y'all want to go on shark tanking pictures? We should they go walk 40 I'll take me trying this. Hey. Yeah. Who you think more faithful big titty women little titty women Who who faithful who more faithful Big titty women. Why are you talking to move around with them big old titties like that? I'm just talking about the physical aspect to be getting up and going out to cheat and all that shit little titty women, you know, they mobile That's what you're saying move around a whole lot more insecure though. Little titty women. They like who like them. You like me Me I'm like, yeah, I like you. So what about me bitch? You need to move your hand because it ain't your titty I Like your heart. I love your stomach. Oh my god Got a nice stomach. I just don't like little titty attitude What you mean? You know how they be like look they love them, huh? There's all we got eat them Eat them. Yeah, this is like I don't like to lay up with little titty women Especially when like they laying in front of me and I kind of like hold my I can't do that We got to lay booty to booty I can't Bitch you scared the shit out of me. I can't do it. I can't do it. Now we got to lay booty to booty I never laid booty to booty God damn lie. That's how the shit's done. Not purposely We ain't never laid booty to booty Purposely, I'm gonna you might wake up You black boy, I'm not sleeping. Oh, yeah. No, but that's what I'm saying. You don't never go in booty to booty We transition in the booty to booty You don't go in and be like, all right, baby, lay down Scoot your ass That's too funny, man No, that's too every nigga to slip ass dance I know my swat was straight in her booty. Yep. It was No, ain't shit his friends And nobody said you had to start off like you You ain't never argued with a bitch before you went to bed, huh? We ain't never argued with a bitch before you went to bed The booties don't touch. We got that little space between us booty to booty The people high bid your bed in Oh, yeah, that's right. Sometimes you ain't got no choice but to be booty to booty If you on the twin nigga, you got to be booty You can't even turn over. You got to get down Trying to get comfortable I remember my bed was so small the big kill move. I was like, look, now you can't be doing all that How do we go sleep? We go sleep And we have we wake up is how we wake up How the fuck we wake up? The bitch, you keep bowing me I remember that fuck from college where you would be sleeping up against the wall like this Fuck college, bud Spread your feet flat, bitch. You ain't gonna be able to get that Put your feet up against the wall, goddammit Fuck college, but I had one until I was like 23 Glad I got famous I didn't even know I had a twin bed until I actually seen somebody with a full size Shit, when I think about it, I think about it I said, this a full size? Nigga, all the coochies you got on that Yeah, I was like, so that means what's a twin bed, dick? Because my bed ain't that big I thought I had a full size Fuck you up Nigga, what? Nigga, I grew in and out of my bed I swore that I could not think Nigga, you said I grew in and out of my bed I used to go to sleep thinking that I'm like, nigga, my feet is hanging off the bed Shit, my mama was so gangster, man My little brother had bunk beds She broke their bed just apart and made them eat your odd bed, nigga I'm like, you know what, you're terrible That's the smallest shit in the world She didn't got these motherfuckers to split the bunk beds And they said, all right, there's your bed now and there's your bed I'm like, no, this is the same bed That's how they do to get two beds for one price But this wasn't at the time when they did that This was, she might have missed the motherfucking interface And credit on that one Because I think she was the first one to ever split up That nigga had to come sawing the bitches apart It wasn't like they came A nigga came and sawed the bitches apart Sanded it down, said mine on this side It won't be moved up, I'm very out Set one mine on this side My little brother's on that side And split the bunk beds And that's fucked up because he probably cut one uneven So he had to lean at an angle so the bed would be Shit was fucked up That nigga sleeping, leaning like a motherfucker All your clays don't need a match Yeah That's hilarious, that's a trend I used to love spending nights with people, how's it good? I didn't want to sleep in those bunk beds And in my twin bed Friend that didn't know where to leave I don't like it when you open a check house And you get on her bed and then make that sound Like that wood, like Like goddamn, there ain't no cushion in this bitch You know what that means, that's a whole lot of Yeah, that bitch was passed down So all the people, all the people, the 85% of them Got passed down furniture You got that couch from your auntie house From the 70s, nigga Plastics still on that bitch It's in your house though You swear that you want to You ain't gonna be able to get up You got to peel yourself off Hey, what's the craziest shit you ever seen Over somebody's house? Like some shit that was totally normal to them But it was strange as fuck I remember I went over to my fucking house They had like a dresser in the bathroom Like a whole ass dresser Well that ain't shit I'm like, how the fuck y'all shit If you, the toilet right here And the dressing right there in front of you My mama had a fire cabinet in the bathroom Shit the fuck up, man My mama was a hoarder, bruh I promise you, bruh The fire cabinet You think you should do it? Files Fuckin' talk about it Nigga, it was real work in that motherfucker I been there shit and she told me Excuse me I gotta get something out of this What the fuck Grade some papers But the one where you had to press the button Yes! Shit, I'm gonna hit my leg I'm gonna throw it like this Come on, man I'm telling you, bruh My mama was a real hoarder, bruh She didn't even like people coming over I just do Bring people over Cause I thought it was gonna change her mind about cleaning up Yeah, yeah, yeah Like, oh, you gon' Oh, shit, she didn't give a fuck It was real What's that shit you said? I really had to pack it But Nigga had, it remembered that show That Nigga said they had to get them clothes on the stone Oh, the clothes on the stone We had clothes on the stone for real At all And till you see a rat in doors, you gon' They must look like a predator when we're still in the house When you see a rat in one of the tires And then clothes on that nigga That motherfucker ran across the telephone pool And nigga, I was like, bruh It was like, man, leave that shit there Don't worry about that, bruh That's straight Fuck with you Fuck with me If you see a rat, that means it's a family of Roaches and that Somebody, fuck it I'm in one time, I seen a rat And told myself that ain't one, though That wasn't a rat Yeah, cause I ain't wanna accept it That I think we ain't a rat I think it's a roach That's a roach Oh my god Big roach Man, I swear that was a big roach And I tell them when we gon' See that day I'm rat again For real You see that rat again? He gon' have a fabulous shit Baby, what's that? It's one of my son A little rat Yeah, man I was on my way somewhere When I see you the first time This is my girl Rat Mutual He gon' have fire cabinets up there Aw, we made it up Yeah, we the move We up on the top We the top now We the roof now Yeah, get y'all back, you bitch Y'all gon' vote I was just, I just hit the weed And I started thinking about the camera Yeah, that go hand in hand My, my But did the thing, though? How the hell I got to be sad with that whole thing First vote Before we get in the vote Keep voting Keep voting in a second Yeah, vote for somebody Vote for somebody But a little change But who helped me, dude? How China Oh, shit Started the coronavirus And we got the most cases And they ain't got no more coronavirus All right, that's, that's it That's all I'm gonna take Okay, man in the vote They ain't no no We ain't gon' just skip over that These motherfuckers When it's voting started in Wuhan They had a big ass pool party I'm talking about Thousands of motherfuckers In my mind I'm thinking The way they say COVID-19 is That got to be the only people That's left alive in Wuhan That got to be the rest of the population And they're like We ain't chosen people They gon' fuck with me They ain't even saying shit About China no more What's your rap? We got the most You seen the top 10 list? Yeah, we number one How? We ain't even started this shit I don't know how Cause we don't give a fuck about it Ain't no quarantine Niggas ain't quarantine Think I'm right Think it's been outside But yeah, damn These motherfuckers They got back together When it's voting started in Wuhan Just calling right But they ain't voting My opinion to be a good politician You got to be a great You heard him? You heard him? If the con artist is conning on your behalf We ain't never had no politician Con on our behalf That's why he was like The shit that he was doing And right in front of you That's why I was That's why I was thinking We got to start using Racism to our advantage All we got to do is act Like we like them motherfucking It's gon' make one people Not like them no more They hate everything we like So whatever we like They ain't gon' fuck with it So if we in turn Start liking what's in place now What? They fuck with it? We got to move on to something else Once their niggas get it It'll never be the same But shit We gon' turn into some Kanye No, we're not I ain't sayin' fuck with dude I ain't sayin' fuck with dude I ain't say fuck with dude I ain't say fuck with none of them people I'm just sayin' Think about it like that I'm gonna be deep I'm gonna be deep, right? Shit, that's all I ever do I'll be up in them Go to the service So check this out, right? I feel like all this shit Be a good rule Cause we said we like We just a sucker for anybody to be like I fuck with you You fuck with it? Hey, y'all Wait a minute, fuck with it Look, you check my ass Like, we a sucker for that shit You dig what I'm sayin' And it really be a whole another brand Really They how I feel, bro Go ahead, talk your shit You got your vans on You gotta talk some shit Come on, man Niggas, stop playing Niggas, they how I feel, bro I feel like it's settled The whole Joe Bang and the later I bro and I'm all for it Really having a woman to run this I'm with it If that's what it is But I ain't in the politics But this how I am On the outside looking at I think it's settled It got to be You got the white man You got the black lady First And this is the thing But if you If you want to go back and look at All them old ass Joe Biden shit Joe Biden got some real crazy shit Where he was one of the ones Who was helped pass the laws Like for anything You walk in with a little bit of weed He was walking on that stuff for 20 years I thought they was mad at Joe Biden And you remember he was hugging them kids too long See, that's another story That's another story You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying We just because we don't like What's in place now Hey man, you talking about the shit like that You like That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying In 918, bro That's what I'm saying Got to be a con artist We understand that But when you get to a point Speaking of being a con artist Let me say this Welcome back to the 85 South Show Bitch You see how we tricked you We tricked you We don't give a shit who you vote for Because we know that all that shit is set up anyway Right You see That's what I wrote, man And then you had it, you did it Because we don't like what's in place right now Don't let them folks get off for that shit That that's been done wrong Niggas Lock all these niggas up For all of these years You got to address that What has changed in your mentality Right And then now To where if you're getting power now You're not going to re-implement The on-go strategies And start sending niggas back to jail For 30, 40 years for boys Niggas, you got the answer to that shit, B-dog I just cause you went to go get a queen And put on your side And think we know we rock with shouters We still finna question you That's just like you coming to the barbecue You feel me, you pull up Yeah, she get to walk in, but hey, hey, hey, hey, big dog You at the porch What's your name? Who you with? Where you from? What's your history? What you do? And why? I don't know What's up? What's up? You know already Hey You know what's happening? You know what's happening? Let me know what's happening And this is speed, bud Okay, you want niggas to look You're slowing down Boy, it's very slow as it is now They better slow that ass down Cause this is a goddamn residential neighborhood You dig what I'm saying? We got youngins out here Yeah, we got good youngins You better slow the fuck down These youngins got good This ain't no goddamn drag strip You better take that shit over on Lakewood some more What we're not gonna do is We're not gonna be sitting here And acting like Chico ain't got motherfucking brain First and foremost Oh, nigga, listen Oh, nigga, you done shocked the world She using brain to obey the hell, nigga That's what I'm calling it, baby, here When she gripped this shit up here I said you got the African in you I ain't know where in the world you was able to do this She got the boy I'm talking about, I know niggas mad We ain't supposed to be listening to this, nigga But I've been listening to I Wish All Day Just because it's the first time in my life I can sing come on and breathe my air And mean it Come on and breathe, and mean it Let me tell you something Nigga, I've been the game I got to set it off So, nigga, you got big fucks up Nigga, if you grow the braids long enough You can just push this shit to the front Listen One thing I know about braids You got to be a gripper Got to be a good gripper Let me tell you something You got to be a gripper That lady gripped your baby hair Listen And until you actually had hair And put it in the braids You did They look And it ain't even baby hair It's just She put the baby hair in the braids You know what, we gon' call it baby hair Cause this shit grow thin like a baby's dude But nigga, this is the crazy shit Absolute to Tuesday, man And uh, you know, uh, uh, Lido Lido, how about Lido? Lido who has a shop where I went to get it done Like I went to this morning You know what I mean, she was like You wanna get the same thing as last time The twist, I'm like, I don't give a fuck What you do to this shit? She was like, okay Then she put that one braid in She's like, what you think about this? I turned around and just started him Breathe my hair Come on and breathe my hair Hey, do you not see it? Man, it is I've been looking in the mirror all day Like, I can't believe it How you feel? I feel amazing, bro Like, that's the thing, it's just been good 2020 has been the wildest year ever Now you need a motorcycle But no, I don't You need to feel the breeze, motherfucker I need some silk pajamas and shoot a video You gonna stick your hand out the window like a dog You need to feel that breeze Just because it's a wild year, man It's just really, this is the year to me Of self-acceptance If you don't know who you are in 2020 You have to be rough Cause everything around you Is you to subscribe to To try to make you feel better About the shit that you put up within yourself It's gone Right So you better figure out how to love you And this right here is a direct result of that Nigga, all my childhood dreams are coming true Damn Real Damn, boy, shit, you gonna give a fuck who's he? Nigga, what? I can tell Nigga, this shit gone Fuck that It might come back But if it don't, who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck? Hey, so look, check this out, right? You ain't been out and like I ain't hit this Oh, is that what I was? You ain't been out and like Called a nigga like Trying to see where the breeze started I just got him today Hey, so you're the first nigga Okay So now all the niggas that watch this Gonna be like, shit, I'm just trying See what DC saw, okay? She braided him, baby help Zoom in, man Look at that shit, man Give me a camera, man Oh, it's the love zone, child This is what I call I call this the love zone Cause you gotta love yourself to let this be out Like if you let this be out You gotta love yourself So I call it the love zone Sean, Sean Listen Zoom in, man Listen, man I got her braided Baby help, man It put it in It's like a little woo from the ground That's crazy She didn't braid it My grass, nigga She braided the grass, man Braided the grass, bro But she ain't like So what I did was I been getting all these messages Since I debuted the shit With all these women saying that That my hair can grow back So I can do competition They can use them on the shade, bro Yeah, I know The crazy part is I ain't even know, you know What the fuck is this gonna give a fuck that much Once I seen the people giving a fuck I was like I'ma do a competition To promote black businesses And you know that's what we do That's what we do And if the shit works Don't let this piece grow back here, nigga Oh, it's gonna be all right Oh, my God And I'm not gonna leave my thing, bro I ain't gonna lie She gripped it, bro She gripped it, she gripped it She gripped it She went away But she locked it back there, man Salute to all the black women out there And now I got a whole never It's a whole never lane If you braid here Come fuck with me Niggah, I gotta play the drums I'ma keep that shit in You're gonna keep it for the last round, too All right Look, one of the most important things That you have to have as a man Is the smell good Because she gonna smell you before she see you And usually that could be a good thing Or it's gonna be a horrible thing And look, you've been walking around Smelling like your father For the past 10 years It's time for you to get a scent That belongs to you Something that's for you By you And it specifically caters to your body And that's why We rockin' with Hawthorne That's right, Hawthorne This company has a two-minute quiz That you have to take Only two minutes It's almost as short as like a porn ad You know what I'm saying? 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I don't know It depends on how much hang time I get It depends on how I'm gonna go ahead and keep it real If my shit get to hang time I'm fuckin' I might keep this shit next to you Hang down Hang this Watch it The hang time You can just keep the border jail Y'all want me to take it? Boy Nigga Poo-dee-tang nigga Nigga I know exactly how you get your hair long Right now Nigga On anything I love Nigga your shit gonna be down your back What the fuck Hot cold nigga Nigga fuck yeah I swam that man I swam that man That motherfucker You see how my nigga My head still the same size I'm not letting nobody run no hot cold Through this motherfucker Nigga this is gonna cook my shit Gonna get the smell of like bacon Nigga ain't no way in the world And you wanna be great? He already great He already great Nigga Now you in braids bro You should do braids bro Now you in the land You used to do braids What? Nigga Nigga What the fuck What? What? What you used to do braids? What? Early See great Ben had them The nigga Oh I The lil flip Time out The lil flip All right that's different The lil flip Nigga I had them on the side Nigga them shit coming down That's different We thought you said I do braids Oh fuck lil I was gonna say what the fuck Bruh Hell nah Bruh you is the molestin You beat the game with that Irritating y'all since you crazy Shit did motherfucker go up Hell nah Now I can't You know that When you said it The floor immediately popped in my head And you like hell yeah Y'all Hell nah This shit boy You shoulda let me take the hot cold Of this motherfucker Bruh This shit a bit way easier for me My nigga Hell nah You wanna design your shit Bruh Hell nah Hell nah Nigga put me on your water man Got that Hell nah Me now Don't tell me I used to had them bitches Yes sir I always want the AI though The AI brain Had a brain All the brains in two brain Yeah exactly I ain't gettin' all that I ain't gettin' all that I'm gettin' Wherever it go I'm gettin' all that shit You think I ain't about to come out With the motherfuckin' koolios Nigga I'm gettin' all that shit Listen to me Hot cold Where hand your shit down Your back Man listen You don't even Don't touch the baby hack of that Shit coming out That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying Nigga I got to be delicate with this shit My head don't even know what's going on Look so when you do it You didn't do the motherfuckin' like what the So when you do it just stop it From the baby hack Cover up the baby hack And just start right here In the mix You fuck the gay buck You cheat right now Then you win in 2020 Oh yeah 20 fucking I ain't go through my ass bruh Fuck yeah You definitely You definitely fucking them up Fuck them You know what I'm sayin' You fuckin' them up Fuck them up You know what I mean You fuckin' them up Bruh If somebody were to show me a picture Of me in 2019 right now I'd have been like Damn I'd have fucked around and got locked up Bruh this shit crazy What did I do Nigga to go to jail Nigga I got the motherfuckin' penitentiaries You got braids in jail Oh nigga that's what it is Hey Who's the one? Nigga it would have been you If you were something Shit Fuck you talkin' about I thought it was gonna be you Nigga the way you was just Fittin' in the shit Yeah nah nigga Hell yeah but nah For real though It's just really like I don't give a fuck Bruh I never gave a fuck But this is really I would say stranger things have happened But this is the strangest shit I'ma feelin' you fuckin' more Bruh If you all could do that We two of them party time Oh it's goin' down Dude We gon' go crazy It's goin' down Nigga I'm gettin' all that shit Nigga I'm gettin' all that shit Go crazy So look to the people that I I picked 10 winners 10 products To help grow this shit back I'ma announce the winners And an event that they grow back Is 10 people You got a winner? No no no It's not 10 I'm about to start it I ain't start usin' nothin' yet on that spot So I'ma get the 10 winners And I'ma start usin' this shit And in that event That this piece Even if it's just random baby hairs in the front My nigga If you see any progress Any progress Any progress I'ma be right behind you I just thought about how I'ma Tuck this in my shirt When I eat some koochie Like Boog but I'm like Yes? Prepare the pussy man Bring me the vagina Prepare the pussy Are you like it? Well done Right Rob me too It's some Grey Poupon Oh you want to see blood You nasty motherfucker Not no blood just a lip paint Like mine look You aint a answer the question though Loes you vote Yeah I'ma vote You vote Black man Yeah yeah Yeah we got to I'ma vote We got to vote We got a vote We got to vote Man who we gonna vote for man I'ma go for that I'ma go for the Libby team See you gonna waste the fuck The what? The Libertarian The Libertarian Mhmm Make it It's Libertarian Okay Libertarian Yeah That one vote for Damn right but that one don't say Cause I don't know if it's a trick or not Bro Yeah and I just I know it is man Because you think about it They got it set up right But they got to make us some promises But then the thing though Think about what I'm talking about They don't have to come out With some elaborate ass lies Fuck that That's what I'm saying Well there aint nobody ever blatantly came I can't think of no president in history That came on the podium and said What I'm about to announce that The American government is about to do Is specifically for African Americans Nobody else is gonna be able to benefit from this But them And now with the world being the way that it is If you can't guarantee us something Right now That we gonna be able to benefit If you can't con in our favor You don't deserve our vote Cause we been getting con the whole time We been here Four years We gotta get something this time We gotta get something this time We got to get something this time Right Cause what's in place already Is the shit already crazy to the motherfucker So if you won't come in to be the solution And everybody's saying Ain't nothing worse than what's in place right now Shit, if we don't get nothing done for us It still is bad You know what We need to start asking for shit White people ask for it I mean we need a motherfucking tax credit Just for being niggas Whole tax credit Write me off If I live 365 days And stay alive as a nigga They should give me about 20% of my earned income Yeah Come on, that's a real struggle right now Nigga, it's hard as fuck being a nigga Hey, boy, you better go find them tax Fuck being a nigga But that's the fact that it's not Rest in peace to the great Patriso Nio Just stay in the line Patriso Nio said That should be the way reparations was given All black people should be exempt For federal income tax Yeah That makes so much sense We ain't gotta pay income taxes Federal income taxes Black people We don't mind going to the state Well, the state is cool But we was promised all of this shit They been promising us shit 40 acres in a mule, bruh I want that shit that they told my granddaddy That he's gonna get That's all I want my granddaddy's shit That's how I'm showing up at the White House You give me all my granddaddy's shit What do you mean? All the shit you told my granddaddy he could have Give me one of them grants Two or three of them loans Some tax credits That's why they went so crazy with the FBA shit They like we giving them the reparations They just don't know I need some reparations I want my reparations to date For real I do I don't give a fuck what it is Give me some Right, I need I just need answers That's what I need to see They got the Democratic National Convention Going on now I need to see them talk about some shit They gonna do for black people, man I know what they gonna do Fuck that I wanna hear I'm saying I'm scared, bruh I don't even know what's going on Cause you gotta understand You gotta go Defend what you said, bruh Exactly But speaking of doing shit for black people Something just recently came out that I felt like was Specifically for black men Who? That WAP Exactly That WAP, what that is? That wet ass pussy Oh, I thought that was like some food stuff Who? No I'm like everybody got the WAP now No, that's the WAP Yeah, the SPA to WAP That makes sense why you fell into that transition The WIC, you know, I'm thinking like that WIC WAP WIC WAP Man, he's got the WAP Niggas out here like, boy, they feel it Damn, that's perfect right there Nigga, you get a hood, bitch She hit you with that WIC Then you get some WAP, nigga The WIC WAP The WIC WAP The WIC WAP WIC WAP Nigga, I'm fucking with the WIC WAP The WIC WAP Free food, free pussy Whoa That wet ass pussy That wet ass pussy I am every bitch, I'm like, they got the WAP now Yeah Some of these motherfuckers out here giving depth All right, dry ass pussy Some of that This is out here like, what's up, my wife B-dog Yes, uh Nigga, that's stupid That's down That dap, that sap, that stretched ass pussy It's a lot of different ones We could do some She said, oh, yeah, that's the We need some remixes to come out Fuck it But I like the video though I fuck with the song, I like all that shit Cardi B say, I want you to hit that little dangly thing in the back of my throat I will, yes, ma'am I will gladly oblige to that Ain't no the crazy part I will fucking speedbag that dangly thing in your throat with my dick, ma'am Don't talk to Cardi B like that I mean, she already got somebody's daughter But if that's the type of shit that she get bored I believe she got, I believe she wanted the ones who got that kind of head That'll make you leave all your shit, wherever it is And just be right there I'm looking for that I believe she, and that girl from the City Girls The one that talk like she kind of crazy a little bit Uh-huh I'ma tell you, I fuck with Cardi But listen, ma'am Megan, ma'am Megan Megan The whole Megan Listen B B C-H-G-E I'm on Scout All the way down De-style You hear me? De-style A woman! A, hold on A, hold on A, hold on Whoo It's all, it ain't too many of them You hear me, J.L. Whit? Mm-hmm See, that's the thing, Lois They need to put some, they need to put some, uh, some shit In the what constitutes wet ass pussy Like one of the things you say Pussy that stay wet with the ceiling fan on Nigger That type of shit Look at her ass, watch your standing up If her ass ain't wet, that pussy ain't wet That pussy ain't wet That pussy supposed to wet that whole ass up Mm-hmm Right, that man- She's supposed to go, she's supposed to go white That mayonnaise What? Wait, bro Fuck, you talking about Damn, Chica Damn Damn You talking about White Hold up, hold up You ain't mad at me, nigga That mayonnaise You seen what we having on mayonnaise Well, you heard that mayonnaise, nigga Fuck it, you got some Damn What the hell, they put me wet Not no mayonnaise What you been? This got grits I'm straight This why this shit like grits See, I ain't say she had the grits Exactly, I said the mayonnaise You can see it all The mayonnaise doesn't know where they close the grits It's chunky Hey, no Mayonnaise, what you see when it's 20s? If a bitch got some grits, that's a yeast infection Like you dirty motherfucker You can- Y'all fucked up individuals and I'm not gonna What else? Salute to all the wet ass pussy out there Wet ass pussy All the wet ass pussy And the Cardi B and Meg the Stallion For making a classic record My niggas was mad about that shit They was mad My fuckers are corrupt in this damn- Man, shut the fuck up This is entertainment, man This is all the same niggas who got 11 kids About 30 bitches Right Oh, come on This ain't a nigga they complain about it I'm not listening to no nigga complain about no wet pussy ever All they talk about is pussy That's all I want to fucking hear That's- that's- that's everything I love She is a female rapper She wanna rap about how good her pussy is Guess what I'ma do Support it I listen to any song about some good pussy Me too Pussy real good Pussy real good Wet ass, pussy's here Wet ass pussy's here Ooh, that one came, that one came was in there. Well ass pussy's here. I'm telling you, like nigga, I don't know. Nobody like pussy more than me, I'm convinced. I ain't, listen, I don't know. I don't know. I wanna listen to, I've been listenin' to lady rappers all week rappin' about how good they pussy is. Right, now I ain't gonna lie, I mean, it's good. I fucked with it, but I just can't, can't listen to it. Little kid. Because every time I like fuck me, like you don't know real nigga round and round, I'm like fuck me, hell no. She talkin' to me, she talkin' to me. So you apply yourself to the message. Yeah, they talkin' to me, she talkin' to me. You apply yourself to the message, that's a good way to get through. You ever heard Lil' Kim first album? Hell yeah, that Lil' Kim came on. Lil' Kim said she could feel the miss through her uterus. She came on and said, I used to be scared of the dick. Now I throw lips to the shit. Handle it, like a real bitch. I was like ma, turn that up. Cause I wasn't supposed to be here in that shit, but I mean, I respect what you got going on if you play that for the nigga you fuck with, but I need this information, Lil' Kim. Listen, man, and there's always other options. Niggas complainin' about that song like it ain't a hundred, and salute to you for doin' that, bringin' all that light to them female rappers on Twitter, because there's so many female rappers that rap about other shit, but you ain't tuned into that. So if you don't like what they doin', tune into somethin' else, but don't down them, nigga. I like when, I like the way Pussy's movin' it. I wanna hear the remix, I wanna hear everybody on the remix, get all the female rappers on the remix. Get everybody, I wanna hear somebody rap about Pussy that ain't never rappin' about heaven. Can you imagine the bread on there? Queen Latifah droppin' a hard-ass verse on there. I don't know if I want it with Queen Latifah. Yes. The breada go crazy, though. The brats? She called a lot of bitches in there when it come to that rapping. But that's what I'm singin', I wanna hear all they verses. I put this so wet, tat, tat, tat, I'm gonna go, ooh. I put this so wet, tat, tat, tat, Missy Elliott, come on in. Dr. Holtz! Hey, up here, block that, There you hit it from brown and no black, tat, tat, tat, ooh. Missy Elliott? What's his sayin'? I put some music in wet but when he's wet, he make you say, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee how, what? She gotta come through with the classic line, Puff Daddy, beat my pal. She threw that in about eleven songs. Nigger she wanted everybody really like the coldest when it come to like Women with artist here, bro. She really liked missy. Oh, yeah, missy is legendary. This is old. She made full look like her Just because it was raining outside right in a trash bag she blew up a whole trash bag and just boom I can't stand My window I take a Endo why why the end? Oh, yeah, no more endo. Yeah smoked up all the end All the endo been gone since the nine doosling. Oh my god You got a little endo Smoking them up. What niggas ain't got no dojo. No dojo Doja big on ain't no dojo ain't no dojo I'm gonna tell you what hit the screen. I'm gonna tell you what came back, and you don't know it yet What that drove that drove your ass up? Ain't nobody smoking old road. Let me tell you they got gas nigga that shit ain't in that shit draw draw Okay, that shit draw draw was in the middle between me and Cush Cush ain't no mode. You can't eat. Oh, you know, you can't even swallow a cushion You know was really gone. They said no limit smoked up all the dough No limit definitely smoked up those the reef have been gone for a long time Oh, we've been gonna be for being gone. Yeah, we've been gonna say about 86 What about them? What about them? They went this will win shit start putting a name on it Probably the first name I ever heard Saudis sour diesel purple haze salute the camera sour diesel with a phone Now the goddamn we come in candy packets niggas like what the fuck is you nigga say yeah, I got them all fucking realistic runce It's like bruh what shower patch kids and all that you gonna get the shit suit out of you mr. Don't man. I see the nigga name it right damn. Well runce. Don't got no idea you out here pushing these packs Now Hey, my boy fuck with me. I got there goddamn granddaddy peace sour purple make your knees numb And all that be on the label like you see I ain't fucking with you for nigga this shit Yeah, you too much you made you think it wasn't good. Why you trying to give me some much You try and get up all this ain't you It's an impact just trying to get you got act like you don't see it. No, I got somebody go come on Go put that in the bag. Don't rescale that You trip it I've never I've never get up on like a sound from a nigga brother not seen in these scale fucking up It was like you put that shit on that shit like three four. I was already like He's like Put it back on I'm like, yeah, bro. I just got a gold brother. I got a gold man I've seen him. I bought a whole seven. I need to put some more on top of that big vibe I got home and wait that shit up. What I shit with 20 to I went back to that nigga like hey, bro, I'm gonna get that same stuff. You got that scale. Yeah, about to say you can't you can't You can't fuck with them. That's the same. You'll be mad as shit. You go over there a man I'm sorry about last time I bought a new skill. I'm good I'm the nigga that's gonna argue with the scale no matter what it's like. Well, you know nigga scale before he put a little cup on there And then put the weight and I'm like, nah, but a cup dirty That cup already got them to ground Because you still crack too so you put in the crack in the Now my we got crack residue on it. Oh, I see you talking about that too on Instagram Tripping brother y'all listen, bro, please. I know the game I just wish I didn't be safe. We was part of the safety drug out there still live Can y'all not contaminate me, bro, please? Bro, speaking of weed, McDonald just posted a picture of her smoking some mid and Jamaica pissed everybody off Really? And Jamaica though? Yeah, it didn't look no. She made everybody mad You don't know if that was real. That's Madonna. That might be some other shit She hit she might be yes She did She starts doing that Beyonce black as king dance. No, oh shit That's why I was about to say like a couple weeks ago. She got a little black son He did an interpretive dance for like the black lives matter This bitch gonna put hashtag this nigga I Research department pull it up. That's her son. She said Like she was clouding them look at this this nigga Hey, man, nah, you don't care that you fucked it is Robin. You're that don't give you that privilege ma'am To do that. She this nigga her son for doing it. She got another young nigga Yeah, yeah, nothing on me young niggas. Yes, you make a little that's why she's doing all that shit This nigga Madonna a whole legend Madonna was popping. I see what's crazy. I see I see I see what you like. She be doing that pussy don't nobody want it though She been there and so been choking for a bit on that motherfuckers. It's like like you say like eighty six She probably bust y'all trip. It probably is but it probably ain't That shit probably like how are they still with bread? I got them put it in the microwave one that thing up It's all good Make a check it out. She's all bad. Hey, you know, I fuck that Madonna go put your go put your pussy in the microwave on 20 seconds real quick so I What the fuck brah I'm gonna have to start on that thing just soften it up a little bit Let's soften on it That's how you got a woman that how you got one more day coupes nigga imps is all bad guys make a scene in the tub When they come out you can't let it dry. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on Maybe I'm coming. I'm coming This nigga DC floors fucked up. He got salt stains and shit all over the floor This business drip salt all on your wood nigga now you got all in your wood grain like that I gotta get this shit fixed fucking with earth. What kind of Answer saw get there loose. Oh That's it get there by the timber Dry This nigga sound like he's right. He's out like he tried to get somebody in the back door Okay, you gotta I gotta tell them let me know when you get out until you know I don't like fucking with Cougars. Why It was got too many rules They want to call you the next day and try to discipline and let me tell you something young man Don't be fucking all having my legs all love. I ain't no hope You're fucking ready She called you hello, and yeah, I mean I know you little young boys like to have your little sex But don't come over here without taking that trash out no more. Okay. I got a whole bin of trash I said that the door for you when you left out. It shouldn't have to tear you to take it out Let you do some young niggas shit like leave a rubber in the trekking She'll tell you where clean yourself up next time. Okay. I Fuck with you, but don't let this be the last time. Okay. I'm not one of these young bitches. Okay I got a son your age. Okay, clean yourself up when I come over here. Okay, you been there like yes, ma'am Yes, ma'am, whatever you take this out right now. Yes, ma'am, but to think about the cool She's gonna always end it with something nice you hungry. Sorry You're hungry want something to eat out his mason fresh cabbage. Yeah, I'll be fuck y'all Listen, I got a fresh cabbage in there on the stove you can heat it up, but make sure you get your car She'll grab it too. She's so game. She's like I'm gonna need for you to clean yourself She don't even say that though. She does she hit you with the old lady Do you know what this is? Anybody remember what this is right here? Yeah, we can't have this. No, not at all You got to take this you show you what to do it you roll it up And you hold it in your hand and you go and drop it in the toilet and flush it down the toilet Don't let it don't let that bitch flush it. She'll take it Take it I'm telling you I took it. She'll take it. You like game. All right You know what's about to be crazy, bro What the social distance school year? My daughter just started school Online and I don't know let me ask you a question if this does this make me a bad father, right? I had a conversation with her. I said look baby, you know, I mean we got the school set up You got your desk set up, but I'm gonna tell you like this You're gonna get in trouble if any wild shit happening school and you don't come get me I want to see it. All right if you I want to see it if somebody mama come in cursing to teach y'all because you got to Think about how different this bout to be some epic movie shit You think the curse house was bad when the hood mama will come up to the school Imagine how bad it's gonna be but she just got to walk out the room nigga. She can hear you in there Why is your house? So did you clean up today and then she come in bitch? Don't you motherfucking mind my big you any day that happened you call me I'm gonna get her a walking talking so she can just press the button and I can run and know that school bout to be off the chain because With the blunt yeah, that's going down you think about all the people who never had cameras in their houses forced to have Cameras in their house now. We bout to see all this shit. We just heard about in schools Listen now that my house. I'm naked wait teach My dick out teach. I don't make me stand out. That's what I'm saying. Can you talk shit? Go ahead. Suspend the nigga. Suspend the nigga. Suspend the nigga. No. Suspend the nigga. Think about how wild. Suspend the nigga. It would have been if you had to go to school or online with a nigga like this This nigga would have spent every night wanting thinking about how he gonna buy And all they can do it is be like remove him from the chat remove him from the remove mr. Whitfield from the chat you just keep clogging back in bitch. I'm back Suspend the nigga. Everybody takes a young fall but you still with him. Hold up. I'm not like look come over here. I'm gonna get on your computer Right. I would have been trying to go viral every day She ain't gonna work. Why tell you why it ain't gonna work because the students know more about the technology than the teachers, right? And just like niggas like him who know how to go viral gonna go viral off school I'm eight o'clock in the morning. I can't wait to do this shit. I know I'm finna be naked I'm naked. I just got on my shirt. They don't need no ass naked Oh, yeah, so does somebody say mr. Whitfield. I'm out. I'm gonna be the teacher. All right, Carlos Miller present Chad Who great present? Um Cat present. I'd be laying down. I'm the reason mr. Miller present Roy. Are you here? All right, mr. Whitfield Mr. Whitfield I'm here Mr. Whitfield why did it take you so long to come into the shot mr. Whitfield your zoom is supposed to be set up 8 p.m. 8 a.m. I'm sorry. I'm at home. I don't know how you can be late. I was here No, no, no, you need to be on time if you're late again, then you will be expelled. I don't mean give full Yeah, talk What did you say you don't what don't make me stand up keep talking what you talk what? Mr. Whitfield Mr. Whitfield Get a motherfucker, huh? I got a poop I got a poop, bro. I did it and then it's so Snake shit Road you can make a screenshot your whole ass This episode is sponsored by my name is Carlos Miller Blue chew dot com trust me at this point You already know it's people asking me man. 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Fuck you bitch ain't no settle down You listen to pop Like Listen man, that's she about to be epic boy This is the crazy kids not about to learn shit nothing how you gonna learn at home You know that way they got it set up You got to check in to every class like you really go on the school my daughter is a different motherfucker when she wake up in The morning she's not the same person you mean tell me she gonna have to get up and go sit straight in front of computer I know she gonna get in trouble pierce. Why do you look like that cuz I'm tired shit? I mean never mind Kids be kids. They my son getting to that age where he forget that I'm his daddy or something I don't know what the fuck going on with the one. I was like son. How's school going online? He was like, man That shit lame. I was like, what'd you say? It was That she's before not going I ain't I ain't tell the kids do this. I'm talking grown folks Okay, that's that's how I talk got to speak who we talking to come on fucker be trying. I'm talking to the wrong But now not the kid Nick. I'll tell you our schools. I went to school. Hi. Oh Yes, sir I guess sir skate and my mama knew I should only I had I told cuz I'll talk about 15 She tripped out though, but she she kind of grew into so but that's what I'm saying You were still going into a building and you was able to be With feel in the building, but how you go now imagine you wake up Smoke and then gotta go sit in front of the zoom camera nigga. Oh, I'm smoking on camera, but see That's the thing though You think about what would be the best age to smoke we it would happen to be 15 Cuz at 15 you literally ain't got shit to do no real responsibility Nothing, you can't even think of some shit to do. All right 15. I would load it man I would load you think a lot schools so much fun. Yeah school was fun. Like I couldn't imagine that School was gonna be online like my daughter. I asked her I was like, what shirt you wearing the school tomorrow because that's really all yeah That's all my fuck will see is the shirt. You gotta have a nice shirt She cleaned her room up on her own though. She was like me I don't want nobody see my shit looking like this. Right. So that's all positive, but we bout to see Imagine they getting disciplined on school you and they're trying to learn and the history of the American nation Shut that goddamn phone off. Oh Shit That nigga John just got smacked on camera nigga. It's going down You know somebody mama gonna be in the back cuss and now y'all lay around this motherfucker all day All day now you want to fake like you're a school. You're still gonna clean this goddamn bathroom up I don't give a fuck who hear me. This is my mother fucking house The teacher, um, who's parent is that? Uh Don't worry about who parent it is bitch. Listen to what the fuck you supposed to be doing Let me see the camera. Which one of these ones was bothering you Was it this bitch miss johnson Mom, it's not her She's gonna come in on the bullshit. I've been wanting to speak with you anyway There's going the whole class up ma'am ma'am I'm gonna delete her out going down that digital school. You're about to be something to see boy It ain't I'm telling you we're about to get away man. She's about to get normal again. I've barely didn't know it's not But I don't see it getting normal again. You know what I got four more months You know what I think it's like There was a time when you went to court of flight that you can pull up to the airport run straight through the gate Your whole family can go with you Everybody can walk you through before 9 11 The 9 11 happened and all that shit was dead So I think that COVID-19 gonna had the same effect a lot of this shit that used to be able to do you're not gonna be able to do nothing Oh, yeah I ain't doing all that flying shit. I'm about to get me a goddamn bus some Ma'am's why we shouldn't assume that I won't I don't man. I feel like that's what the shit is That's just me person. I just feel like that I feel like the shit at the airport just waiting on motherfucker. They go right Just to get there tomorrow Like where you going? I got to go back in the pad so I can get to the mark right like I I ain't I ain't really going too far in two in one direction. That's why I said we better I'm getting back on the ground. Fuck all this shit. There's normal now. Nick. I was on line the other day I was like that. There's some nice ass mask right there I'm like nigga. I'm in here talking about some nice ass mask And you know the mask is killing us too. I can believe that because we are breathing Carbon dioxide right? Yes, sir Every time we blow that shit out. We breathing that shit right back in here. You dumbest Hey, well, I'm wearing my mask every day. Yeah, you don't fucking matter. What else is scary, man But if the wrong time had had it just don't Good black. I'd be stopping myself from sneezing off the mother in front of people Yeah Nigga holding the sneeze and that's your heart too. That should have had you looking like will smith at the rear table Hey, man. Hey, man, it took it took that nigga everything not to just jump crawl that stage He was like he trying me in front of it Man go back and watch that shit that you see the exact moment where that nigga whole goddamn mood change Yeah, that we call it to hold the sneeze you can see when the sneeze was coming in Oh Right, right, right, right entanglement That wouldn't even cry right there was in it. We're like, huh Entanglement, huh? That's what these brazes These brazes entangled like a motherfucker. Nigga. They definitely entangled for real. This is the mean entanglement Damn, man This 2020 didn't show this motherfucking all the way and it ain't even done yet On virtual school camera, bro Yeah, right whole ass 2020 some Oh, man, I mean to me like it just keep getting worse and worse. You keep hearing shit There's one girl on the the instagram model says she sucked seven dicks and one night That's got to be a world record or something. She's got a little purpose on purpose I know I know about her Oh Right here Right now she gonna catch a child of her Really, that's great. She's gonna have to stop It's what She probably sing opera Oh my god, she said she hear her whole the whole basketball was was this a basketball real quick real quick I don't I don't I don't know was this it might be but she said this shit on another All right, of course Don't look for her bro. You don't want that head Oh, yeah, that's crazy He's what What kind of porno like it's with him With other men Hey What the fuck are we writing right now that one that one just that one went with 2020 That's a nice picture right here. Yeah, welcome back to the 85th South Shore. What the fuck going on happening in 2020 Jesus, it's a nice picture. They are here sucking dicks by the sevenths and everything I'm out eight more. She went and bought herself. I wanted they put that on the scale like buddy put yourself on the scale Like damn How'd she do that? Did she look around the room was like, all right, everybody's straight everybody good We cool I wonder what the seventh niggas have had he bad he wanted to have Like bro, how bad do you need your dick suck when the sixth nigga come out like boy, she's still going For that even the middle nigga third you like Man, you know that bitch breath stink like a motherfucker at the two She got all the chemicals and all that shit that you know if you know, but if you anywhere at the two You are nasty motherfucker, bro. One of them niggas watch too many of them niggas go This bitch food Come on in bro. Come on man. Man. Fuck that man. Go ahead. I want She just getting in her groove, bro What Right another one DJ Khaled boys another one What's it a nigga? That's that's a good boy. He was the weirdo. He was like, hold up, man. I know No, she got damn I know my boy. He got damn killed What's it a nigga that won't check it was there his job? He won't get peed in the door. Hey you good You think you're good for no, all right. We grace him. He came out the room getting weird ass coming in And then you're almost killed that big boy. Hey, bro. The way you had a big Where your phone is you're stupid. Oh my god. You're stupid. Why? And that was that nigga's weird Dick sucks chaperone That nigga enjoyed that shit way too. Amen. This is a fool. You hear me? Hey, boy, this nigga is she must be tired now, bro. She just slowed down a little bit The video nigga that you leave on the next Everybody good they dig suck big That's a weird This nigga sitting out in the motherfucker hallway like the receptionist. Hey, man, what's your name? All right, just I'm gonna need you to put your cell phone down man and go ahead in man You know, I may have a good time the nigga like you walking through a maze All right, man. Yeah, just take your watch off. You're all that shit, man. Just go ahead What if the nigga she originally came to see they didn't even know she was like that? I'm a homeboy in their mouth sad. Oh, they good. They can come in What what the fuck? Hey, he ain't one of the head, but the one homeboy heard it. Hey, what boy? She said it's good coming in coming in coming in Niggas out there motherfucking lie like you waiting on some free shit Niggas don't even understand how that shit was back in the day. Social distance dick sucks. That's weird That is so strange. That's some wild shit right there. Social what the social distance dick sucks. That's what she was providing You said what? Oh Oh, it was nigga on the bench Wow, she she over there fucking with the tire. Nick. Wow That bitch just desperate. Oh, she needed was an in that bitch. Uh assassin She needed somebody to get in Hey, the Phoenix the Phoenix sons went eight and on the bubble and they went seven and on her mouth. That's crazy And you know what? That's crazy, bro That's crazy, bro. They only had but damn the niggas went eight and on the bubble and seven and on her mouth The dude who probably first called the heat probably ain't even here. He been kissing all in the mouth He thought she was really bad Anytime nigga do that, but he knows Oh That's how you say That's how you call her a hoe you don't just say See that's the thing that don't nobody get to talk about see that's my job as the father I got to make sure my son don't grow up to be that nigga who goes seventh. Yeah Yeah Yeah, he got to be first. Yeah got to be first. You got to kick it off Yeah, my if he ain't you got to leave you right after you do it don't stick around Go You know, they weren't making a pressure team Enough and they were just going straight in back to back Nobody said a man a man a hammy that you don't want to know the details of that People like uh, but let's let's go and put Saturday records great two of them niggas went together The girl who was orchestrating the shit always She said she did it because she wanted to it was consent. Oh, definitely. Oh Congratulations, ma'am It was never no niggas making a big napper. I hope one of the niggas get you a trophy Yeah, dad. You deserve an MVP trophy. You really got to go ahead. Johnny niggas got to do better For real Well, we but we're not just gonna put that on the niggas. Listen. This is that's how the That's how fucked up 2020 These niggas are professional basketball players and they couldn't even come up with two hoes Yeah, or seven or seven niggas had to share one bit I mean, this came in the van Man, hell nah, it's not even the suns. It's the shadows because them niggas don't I'm playing for the phoenix shadows Them niggas don't even play for the team. Oh Damn, this is for a new type of shit. Yeah, she did that type of shit. That's how you know Even the one then yeah, let me tell you what I did last sunday the phoenix And that's the thing is as much as I love head. I don't want no god damn head that's getting passed down My nigga, I'm not in the moment especially when niggas got the weight on right now Oh, man, you know colors in there right now you in there reading the jet magazine nigga like this. Shit crazy, bro I ain't even know these they need to bring the jet beauty of the week. Shit back, bro Shit crazy Oh, I thought I didn't even want to come out. You in there like the dnv waiting on your number to be called Bing 117 Fuck Oh, no, if a nigga don't show up, I'ma go at it though Right. Hell nah Nah, man, what are you saying to the niggas that's still waiting after you done? You stupid. Hey, man. Y'all boys take it easy. Hey, it's worth the wait. It's worth the wait. Take your head home What the fuck? That shit is so funny, bro. All right. I got why something store like that. I can't even tell you I'm like, yep, yep. Keep them to myself Damn, don't let nobody know you was there. Nah, I was never there. Uh-uh I heard about it You heard what them niggas did You did Fly I guarantee you, bro that we gonna see some videos of some kids doing exactly that That's why I'm busy on fly, bitch. So spend me I ain't I ain't I ain't But he didn't tell you to do it. You know, baby, he just tell you what he would have done. Yes That's all I'm saying If you teach you guys, especially if a teacher who I can't stand and I know she don't fuck with me I don't even fuck. I don't feel to get you, bitch. What you gonna do? You just be fucking up people A lot of niggas be lying on their teachers. You know that lady ain't say you ain't gonna be shit You ain't even come to class enough for her to notice you that much I had a bipolar teacher. She would she would tell me like, look gentlemen, give me a shoe. I'm right here. Yeah Lady, she's like, uh-huh. Now go to the principal Oh, that's what the fuck is wrong. You tricked me Why didn't you tell me about the shoes and you know how I feel another thing that's changed in school is How these teachers be fucking the students? I ain't had not one teacher throughout my entire school and that I was once a pussy from not one These are old black women that been teaching for 30 40 years. Nigga had a teacher that used to eat Turkey bacon. I got one teacher Midcard. Well, oh, if you see this, please Please Please You like miss card. Well, oh I mean Zachary. I never had one that was like that. You know, it's handy. Yeah, baby No, all my teacher Like you said them old school With them big old With them big old, uh, baptist church titties. She said a pincers And pincers shopping. Hell no She said it all the way because she was about to go to class like that Them fucking titties sit real low on top of that belt To be way the fuck down here. She grating papers all See, I think when your teacher could fold her arms like this and the titties be under there on like that Yeah, so you got a lot of you got a lot of young teachers that come out Because you know more people start going to college, but when I was young nigga It was only a few teachers and all them women it was not Nobody was trying to get no pussy. Exactly. I was scared of shit out here The bipolar teacher, I thought it was a toy I'ma tell you what made me never want to fuck none of my teachers When they used to come over to the desk and been down and help you be like Move I figured out move That is a consistency of mother black She got like three arms. You like bitch. You've been She even uglier when she been down to help you like no, I figured out That's how that's how my teacher used to be she used to eat that raw circuit baking and come get close to you That wise you in here talking. I told you to be quiet. It was like Uh, bitch get the fuck out of my face And for us teachers back when we was in school it was weird as fuck Like, you know how you go to school with half the goddamn, you know half of the year 180 days You had that one weird ass teacher this bitch eat apples every day for lunch Like how the fuck you eat apples every goddamn day. You don't eat nothing else Nope, not that you're gonna see My teacher, no, I remember because I told the truth. I remember my teacher had bad ass brother one day And she stood on my desk and she was like, I don't know what I did to make her mad But I was trying to tell my partner and I'm trying to prove a point And I know I was whispering so I was trying to be this when she came on my desk and she was like John Mr With him and I can just and then your name with the w two so she got With feel that she hit my nose. I said, I'll be damn What what I'll be damn what god damn man. I remember that shit. I got that teacher That teacher breath was something different back then She was some boy. Oh No, you hear me as a child. Listen when you curse as a child you make that shit Real talk and she said she was like witty. I'm like I'll be damn what god damn You don't say that We had this drunk ass teacher named miss curve She used to be drunk as a motherfucker. She used to teach like science and chemistry She had like the lab classroom She used to go in their closet just staying there mother come out drunk as fuck She was handing out some papers one day nigga. She fought it by my nigga Loud Oh my god Oh, bro, that's just game to change. I ain't had no teachers. There was I had all my like my whole Like from elementary school from like first to fifth grade all my teachers was like built like air fries nigga, I'm talking about just wide bro I'm talking about the air fryer. They you know, I You want to slide your head for real, bro? I'm scared of you Nigga has a crazy auntie that I never get miss risotto, bro White teacher, bro I only had a few like white teacher there We used to be like shop that is white teacher at the school Nigga, this is my first time ever witnessing somebody had a nerd problem Nigga, I just jiggle only on She's standing there and it was it was a rumor like man. It was out. I'll be moving and I'm like And like you got to see it So that's really how I just be licking their asses a lot because I studied and watch miss risotto And for like three days. I ain't never seen no I got to see it man. That motherfucker. I swore that she'd be at the board. I'm not looking I'm not looking She might be at the board. I'm about to do that She had an automatic twerk Everybody's got a twitch in her ass running crazy A twerk twitch, that's crazy Listen, bro, that shit just juggled, bro. That shit be like You be like, what the fuck? And she, bitch, I know you fear that. That's a nerve Hey man, black teachers was the shit back then. I had a teacher named Mr. Favore This nigga used to get his head done in class. This nigga was like a 70s pimp. I swear to god You know, you spoke to sign permission slips when you go on field trips We came to school one day. This nigga was like, hey man, who got bus tokens? We was like, we got bus tokens All right, come on. We great go on the trip. This nigga took us on the metro bus downtown act like he was great Take us in the fbi building, bro And couldn't get in because he had his knife on him and was like man y'all niggas go ahead man Y'all got y'all tokens. I see y'all tomorrow and left us downtown by itself, bro That nigga didn't give a fuck my nigga. I'm telling you Mr. Favore I don't know if you're still around Mr. Favore, but you was a legend for that nigga. That nigga was like, all right, boy Y'all boys, take it easy. I catch y'all tomorrow. They ain't gonna let me in here with my knife I was like, nigga This nigga is a player. He just dropped y'all ass off dropped us off. No permission slip or nothing, bro It was one of the funnest days ever. I had a teacher named Mr. McKay Niggas act just like an auntie That's hilarious nigga act just like an auntie Bruh, nigga used to be arguing every day with a motherfucker. He ain't never teach because all he used to do is argue with him Don't worry about what i'm doing. You need to be worried about passing this class Okay, this nigga sound like an aristocrat. This is exactly Oh my god, this boy in my school used to be led his head up, bruh I can imagine you went to school with white people. I can't imagine what that was like It was not flowing. That's what I'm saying. All the white people that was in my school, they were You went to school with white people too? They were like two or three. They were orphan I never went to school with one white person in my whole school from pre-k to 12th grade That's kind of normal with black kids. It's always like You know what's different about white people? They used to play in fights They're playing, you know, a niggas fight it would be No, white people would be like Thursday after school, meet me at the fucking park And they write notes through each other and they're like, dude, are you coming to the fight? Dude, you didn't know Fucking Jason and Jeremy are having a fucking throwdown this Thursday They're gonna fucking bash, bro. You know, these guys fucking hate each other It's gonna be so fucking dope. It's gonna happen at 3 30 though So like right after school when everybody's leaving you gotta be there, bro Like it's just gonna happen like at 3 30. I know Jason. He's gonna fucking be there He's gonna fucking all week. They're just making up shit. Dude, you know fucking Jeremy Dude, he fucking trains fucking MMA, bro Seriously, his dad is like a badass like seriously like one of the baddest motherfuckers Dude, I don't fucking know because like Jason's fucking rocked, bro Jason's a fucking shithouse, you know what I mean? Fucking Jeremy is quick as fuck though. You know what I mean? He's like nimble and shit like He's like a real fucking ninja. So that's it's gonna be fucking good. Have you ever seen him even fight before? Dude, I've seen fucking Jeremy like literally almost fucking kill this guy like literally Like he literally almost fucking what do you do, bro? Dude, he like beat the shit out of this dude. We're like his fucking bare hands and shit, bro Like this dude like was calling his sister like a bitch and all this shit And like we were at this party and we were all drinking and shit and Jeremy was just like quiet, bro And he's just like fucking snap Like I've never seen him like that like he like fucking blacked out on this kid, bro And he like beat the shit out of this dude like seriously Dude, I'm gonna fuck not only I'm gonna fucking be there dude. I'm gonna fucking see it. Oh seriously Like he literally beat the shit like dude Literally, hey, this is the one that the father was an MMA dude. His dad is fucking a bad ass, bro With his bare fucking hands, bro, like seriously this dude's slamming him enough dude. This is a fucking psycho I'm serious, bro Like this dude was like all in his face and it was like, what are you gonna fucking do pussy? He was calling him a pussy like you push this dude Like I saw him grab his fucking finger bro and like bend that shit Damn like he fucking broke this kid's finger like and then he kept beating his ass Like I feel like it took like fucking six of us to like get him off this kid, bro Like that type of shit. Damn. Yeah But But uh, what you call like Jason Jason dude that dude vengeance like 400 fucking pounds, bro Seriously, he's a fucking shit house Do you know what they gonna want to fight for dude because it's like all because of Whitney's fucking ass, bro Like Whitney was supposed to get some pills for Jason like from Jeremy Okay, this bitch like got the pills and like did them all like 30 fucking Xanax by herself, bro Like that's the day. She almost fucking died in like seven period Yeah So that's what the fight is over. Yeah, like fucking Whitney. It's her fucking fault. She's like she owes like Dude, she owes Jeremy like $15,000. What? Yeah in coke in in coke In coke, bro serious like don't fucking see that Man, this is this one white dude I went to school with this motherfucker like when when everybody first was started Fuck taking ecstasy and going to raising shit. This motherfucker got caught with like 300 x pills one day just randomly These motherfuckers had these had so many pills from this shit They didn't even know what sense this motherfucker with at this time. This nigga had all the pills in school in school That's a zero. They got caught right up the street from the school, but from the school police officer That's zero drugs on what it is. No drug with no drugs on drug free zone Same shit. Same shit. Yeah, I'm definitely entertained by that fight. I want to see that bitch now I really want to see that Dude, they're gonna fucking have a throwdown Fucking going seriously No, dude, we're gonna fucking walk up there because it's like we want to get there like as soon as the bell rings Like so like everybody's leaving at like right at three o'clock. Okay. It's gonna be fucking All right, so I'm I'm you know we don't wobble him, bro. Yeah. Yeah, he know exactly You know the school with no wife not once, bro. You know white girls. They don't even fight These are just right notes about each other and give them to each other. Thank you for fucking whore whitney like Seriously, and we know you got your tits done like let's fucking talk about it, bitch Fucking yeah, and she's a fucking 15-year-old prostitute. Yeah, talk about that shit talk about that shit That's they lying when white girl fight that's they lie. Yeah, but you don't want to fucking talk about that shit They don't want to talk about that shit. Yeah fucking talk about telling them all each other business They took all all as soon as white girls get mad. They tell everything. So you're not gonna tell everybody The dark secret that Jeremy gave you an std. No about that shit So you're not gonna talk about how you fucking had a fucking abortion last summer. Yeah when we were a fucking camp Yeah, talk about that fucking shit Talk about that fucking shit It'd be deep dog shit. Like, whoa, what the fuck at camp? What the fuck? Whoa Whoa Yeah, but you don't want to fucking talk about that shit Hey, hey or nah, I never get that black From pre-k dc public schools out of the school with a that's what started the black fight If you started talking about a nigga business and you get close to telling the secret nigga hitting you straight in your shit Right, white people don't even get mad. That's the nigga with the fake. Wow. Why you punched me in your face Stay in your place. They're gonna fucking talk all all the secrets coming out as soon as they fall out And yeah, why don't you tell them how your fucking brother will overdose because you gave him the fucking fentanyl But you don't want to talk about that shit Whoa, that's they that's they tag but you don't want to talk about that shit But that's her land, bro. That's crazy That's all black people what the school would be boy. They get white people when they break up They hook they friend up with their ex and shit and everybody still be cool I ain't never seen no shit like this Like you know the white people they all fuck like by the time they graduate they all fucking date each other So like Whitney and matt break up and then matt fuck with brit Whitney best friend britney and then Whitney fuck with jerry me and then they break up and then they hook all their exes up with brian and jeffrey And then jeffrey bring his ex and hook his boys up. So everybody keep a bitch nigga entanglement high It's crazy I ain't nothing man white people some of the strange motherfuckers I ever seen They be fucking each other These just white people I grew up around Oh One thing about white people though, man is they love to fuck out their friends Like they will cram and sit on top of each other just to be around I like say friends and we had lunch, right? You know a nigga sit together. They might run out of room Sit at the shit over there. I'll have four with y'all tomorrow or whatever. You know niggas Sit behind or at another spot or across from you like they ain't no thing like we you know We use the city help the shit niggas tight. These motherfuckers will sit on the floor, but if I'm like, nigga, what kind of shit is that? I'm not sitting on the gap there flow. They want to be by you bad. Man. What the fuck? Fuck it. Fuck it. Indians crisscross apple sauce flow man. This is sticky. You know these niggas they mock them all fucking three days Your whole ass stuck on the ground Hell nah, you ain't sit on no floor Outside in the front in the front yard white people do everything in the front yard apparently I ain't the white people get drunk in the front yard smoke weed and all that shit in the front yard They do everything in the front yard white people be having fun right in front of niggas They won't even know what the fuck they be doing this shit Now I was in high school. They just used to play this shit called hack a sack You remember that what they just be kicking the baby? Oh, yeah Yeah Stupid ass shit White white people do got their own sports. We don't even try to fuck with handball Niggas is just professional hand frisbee Professional frisbee To a nigga Ultimate frisbee. I can't never throw a frisbee that shit might lie. They got this shit called disc golf disc golf Yeah, well you take a frisbee and you play golf with it like they got a little spot set up and you take the frisbee You try to hit this. It's like What about the stupid little beanbag shit where you got to throw the shit in the hole like oh, that's that's cornhole It'll fuck They try to walk across stupid. What kind of shit nigga? What is the black people equivalent to some shit like a hacky sack? Uh, so I'm gonna eat them up spades Throwing rocks at car. Yeah, right Yeah Yeah, you're right Anything you had to put your foot in for no, I'm telling you That's what we used to do. What about four square? I know y'all know about four square I don't know what that niggas will be lined up like the knickers told just to play four square What's four square man? Nigga be one square right here one square right here one square right here and another square right here You know the ball the one is the server and a nigga who get at you got to go crazy So nigga be in there more fucking black I get to serve like hey, you know what time that Oh, but you gotta stay on your shit. You gotta stay on your shit. You out. Let's do Uh-huh nigga Yeah, I ain't never played four square. Yeah, that's used in the inner city. Yeah, I'm in the inner city Curve ball. Curve ball now. Nigga hang on the curb. What's another nigga over there? No nigga over there That's how you get the jump shot with Eat that bit bit bout right back on the curve. Look this shit right here At one point. You ain't seen that before. Over the car that 15th line. Oh no, hell no nigga For white people shit. Come right back. Here we go. What they did right there game balance The uh the the four square you was talking about. Oh the four square. Oh that shit lit But niggas will be outside all day playing four square and niggas will get mad if you know what I'm just talking about What's that nigga white people don't know they don't freestyle They don't freestyle Like rap. Yeah You think so? Yes, they do. No, they do. Yes, they do Like you ain't never just seen like no random lads like a group of white dudes and they just busted freestyle Yes, it do. They probably we just don't see it. They keep it amongst themselves They keep it amongst themselves But I'm sure white people got a cipher just that they only got golden on and they just rap about white shit There's you nigga At 33 30. There's a fight. I'm gonna go there Me and my boy got to fighting behind four square I saw a fucking video of some asian dudes fighting at a party and they was like, what's up nigga? What's up nigga? I seen a I seen two white dudes fighting nigga. Fuck you niggas. Yeah, nigga I'm like this shit crazy I'm telling you so you think they ain't rapping. They spitting like a motherfucker. It's the song. This thing They want to be us back. Yeah She crazy She crazy Yes, sir. See murder by the call on og Yeah, see murder need to see freedom. Yeah, right let that nigga go man for real And he got a favorite dance of mine, bro In that I forgot. See murder be dancing. No. Yes, sir. It was in that. Um, damn. What be it? I want to say Yes, sir. Yes, sir Yeah That's that hootie hoot video right there Salute to see murder and and it's crazy as it is salute the kim kardashian too because she really You know and monica too, you know, I mean salute whoever played a part of that But you know, they need to get see murder out. They need to get uh, uh, what's my what's my mac? You know, I mean, it's a bunch bg It's a bunch of people man because they These dudes is more valuable to the community, especially at a time like this out here We need them type of niggas to be able to influence the youngins, you know what I'm saying? So they and and and he didn't been in jail for how long behind that shit 18 years, bro That's crazy. That's a lot free all the niggas man. You know what I mean? Well, not all of them, but the ones that the real ones, huh I don't know if I want free joe exotic no fucking man. Let joe out curl joe hate that bitch man He's gonna get her get up Hey, you coming cats and kittens. I heard that Fuckers out of you know, no, we're not gonna do that cool cats and kittens at 3 30. We're gonna go out I'm gonna beat the shit out of that kid Free joe exotic Still talking that shit man Free everybody Everybody hold up. I gotta see it. You want to come over here and love on this little baby tiger That digger crazy Come out here and live on this little baby tiger tiger one little tiger. I'm a bitties and two a couple times See that shit And he was like get off my leg. No, don't worry about it. Stop. Stop dragging me I was like, he about to kill you man. You need to stop He had his hand on that six shooter. He's about to bust that tiger. You know, he shot it. He shot it down He was like, oh, that's what I had to do He had what Man joe joe was out there going crazy, man. That motherfucker had the handicap crush This was the most fucked up part about the whole whole documentary though When the people who worked there was getting the groceries at the tiger food from walmart I was like nigga, man, I was like, that's still good. That's still good, man. That's still good, man. They was they bought over in the wall my truck uncovered I'm talking about this business. This shit was just sitting in the back of a truck for who knows how long Niggas say this shit got two days left And nigga knew how many days and he said you just got about two days left Hey, man, oh when the girl got a fucking arm snatched off by the tiger And then went back to work went back to work Yeah It probably had to see the same tiger and the tiger was talking shit like, yeah, bitch I'm gonna get the other arm right you ever put your arm in this motherfucker. Say some Nah, it's right. Let's lick shit to him. I like these pussy ass tigers that y'all got in here, bitch I ain't no fucking zoo animal, bitch. I'm a real tiger. I've been in the streets before I've been out there Sending another one of them motherfuckers in here. Hey man, your home girl was delicious nigga. Tell you that much Talking shit to the other employees. Hey, you're exotic. Your home girl He laid back in the cage like, you know what they say about those employees They're great. Oh exotic. Yeah, bring his ass in here. That's a great day, man. I appreciate you fellas for bringing me on your podcast. Yeah I was watching it in there He's definitely coming. You get out, Joe. Come on. You real definitely. Hey, we got some questions for you, Joe Don't bring them on. No, he can't come on here, bro. He can't come on. He's gonna come straight on here I appreciate you guys. But did you know carobascals? Hello. Hey, carobascals. Hey, listen, you can you can call it too. Hey, you cool cats and kittens over there at the 85 south show You know what I mean? We're down here on the ranch. Well, we gotta get carobascals Titty's in the building and kitty's in the building. How about that? Titty's and kitty's. Hey, you cool cats and kittens. Free sea murder But the crazy part about it is that people doing the same shit Joe was doing Bro, what if Joe Biden come out and say that shit? What? Joe Biden would be like, it is this high time that they free sea murder Hmm. It's time for them to free sea murder Sea murder should have never been locked up and that's exactly the platform i'm gonna run on. No, he ran on the reverse platform He was sending niggas to jizzy. Exactly. He created the law The hundred to one law a hundred grand a hundred grams of powder cocaine is the equivalent to one gram of crack rock bruh and the senescent was A hundred grams of powder cocaine is the equivalent of one gram of crack So if you get caught with one you can get caught with a hundred grams of cocaine And get the same time for one gram of crack, bro Yeah, he got it on there. He said, all right, we would just come up with anything just to send him away Okay, I'm like man that shit is so fucked up, man. It's so many niggas sitting by my eyeballs right now But shout out to all the niggas that's not who was smart enough to just sell cocaine and let the crack heads cook at themselves Fuck y'all. Joe said no. Fuck y'all. Hey, that was a fishing thinking. Shout out to the plug That was a fishing thinking. The powder game is crazy man. Well, here about the new powder Everybody from the forward part. You had to be doing good to do some powder back in the day You both pout on payday and you listen to a regular like y'all want some of this good shit So you're not in front of somebody, but you can't do crack. You make me feel so good Listen, you're having an old pill container. I'm gonna tell you how expensive cocaine was It was only one person in your family that could do it Your uncle was the only crackhead in the family because it was that's how much your family had to support We can only support one drug at it There's one in every family. There you go. I got a couple so Y'all was doing real well. It's your week Niggas like no nigga. Niggas you got to do it too It don't matter how much time pass ain't no old nigga gonna ever say the word cocaine He'll tell you a whole cocaine story, but never say cocaine We look, we have that bottom line, man. We have that on hand. You know what? We have that on hand. We gon' get him to go back You gon' get what? Me and your daddy gon' get him to go back What? You gon' go back Open your mouth, huh? Me fuckin' got him gon' get him Me and your daddy went up there to get him gon' back You know we I'd have bought my man over here, bro. You gotta speak English, man Oh, I don't know exactly what he's talking about Listen to me So look, we gettin' him on I'm gettin' him gon' get him on I'm the only one in the box who gon' get him I got him in my butt I said, Lassie, Lassie So what? He gettin' him in the back of his ass You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I get him in the back of his ass I gotta do something, man He got tired of this shit, huh? I mean, do this, huh? She think this ass, man It's me She, she, she, she, she, she She think this ass It's me This thing ain't open his mouth yet They can still lock y'all to the cold They been talking regularly here Till they get to the cocaine store Yeah, this ass wild tired, man One time, we gon' get him in the back of his ass We gon' eat over there, man In the game, I'm gettin' him in the back of his ass You know what I'm talkin' about? You know what I'm talkin' about? And that's the thing, you know what I'm talkin' about? You know what I'm talkin' about? You know what I'm talkin' about? You know what I'm talkin' about? You know what I'm talkin' about? Get back here Cocaine, get the party I ain't bad Oh my God, y'all niggas I was glad that you all were doin' it Every nigga all done got some good cocaine store They'll never tell you about the bed Only the high times So look, I'm workin' down there And they let em' down down at the airport When they first start I'm makin' somethin' all the week Take it home Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Who the hell? I stopped my man. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Yeah, why you saying, well, Friday. You know? Some other week take over. OK. Yeah, I'm just like, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha. You want me to do exactly what you want? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So look, we had a motherfucker. We made, we had a motherfucker. Me, your nanny, the little, I'm talking about this shit. Everybody had a on, yeah. Mm-mm. I'm on my way. Mm, mm, mm, mm. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, his story, he's the only one. Oh. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm straight. You can make a set amount of off, you know. You know the one that can go get your own shit. Yeah, he can make a set amount of off the week. You know what it go get. Because everybody got cocaine. Yeah, our daddy wasn't making that much. No sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Way back though, this was, it was 81, 81. 81. Yes, way, way. I'm glad I was a boy back then, because I know I would have been on it. You said you were going to. I know that for a, exactly how we did, I know exactly that, because cocaine wasn't how it was. But it still is, but the perception of it wasn't that. No. Yeah. What? It was a rich man drug. If you, if you weren't doing it, nigga, that was looking at you like, why? Cold rich man drug. What wrong with you, y'all? I couldn't fuck with the goddamn coke. I couldn't even, you know, oh, you're going to do some cocaine. All right. Everybody going to think we own coke and act like we been talking about it so long. We been talking about it for so long. We are. What I was about to say really was because I can't, I can't snow that my nostrils get too wide, nigga. I fuck around in O.D. off the first time, but snorting too much at one. That was two lines. She go, oh, my bag got down. My fault. See, see, I like to dance. See, I like to dance. That's going to get you kicked at the party. I know, I know. I can't come back to the party no more. You don't know how to hit the line, right? You got them sniffing out of one nose, but you're breathing out the other one. Right. You know what I'm saying? Now you just, now you're just going to let my snouted line. You fucking up and gone, man. You know what I'm saying? Niggas talking shit about me. Don't let that motherfucker come over here no more. I oughta been too lit. He don't know how to do that. I'm in a jetty. I oughta been, what? Boy, I can imagine. Yeah, you would have had a heart attack. I would have had a heart attack. Boy, you would have killed yourself. Yeah, you better say I danced for 22 hours. What we doing, man? What we doing, man? Chill out, nigga. Man, I can't. I'm trying to sit out. Bruh, stop. Fuck that. Hell, dawg. I can't. You heard what the niggas said, cocaine is a hell of a drug, nigga. That niggas was serious. No way. I would have probably thought that I was Superman on that shit. Fuck you. Go ahead. Wanna race? You don't want to fuck with that shit. I'm so glad. You don't want to fuck with that shit. I'm so glad I never did no drugs. Oh, my God. Drugs is not the life. No powder. No type of powder. No coke. No dope. None of that shit, nigga. That dope had motherfuckers sleep. You don't never want to do no shit that you need some equipment. You don't want nothing you need some equipment to do. Right. That's a good thing. Like methamphetamine, you need a spoon. Right. Like a lot of people think that drinking ain't a drug. Nigga, if you start getting drunk by yourself, that's when you know you're addicted to this shit. Uh, alcoholic. Yeah, when you start getting just sneaking off and drinking by yourself. Have a little taste. When you start to have a little taste, that's when you're alcoholic. You got your own little whiskey body. When you got to have a little taste. Throw it up, put it up, put it up. Yo, man, I'm good at getting a little taste real quick. Ain't nothing but a little taste, nigga. That means you need it to get out there real. Always act like somebody looking at them. Trying to cut that motherfucker a drink, nigga. You thirsty. Ain't nothing but a little taste. I didn't need a little taste. That should be, that should be smooth. That should be loud. That little taste. God damn it. I hate them motherfuckers that drink. Everybody around me can drink it. They couldn't take this shit well. Oh, yeah. I done seen you react to some drunk motherfuckers. That elevator boy, that shit is still something for this shit. I was telling my man, what about you? Me, man? Yeah, hell yeah. We get the elevator. Everybody at the elevator drunk. I get on the elevator. This nigga fly standing in the corner like motherfucking juice, nigga. He like bishop on juice, nigga. This nigga. They get to talking. They like, ah, Chico, what's up? We turned to this bitch. I think he fly this out of nowhere. Man, y'all bitch is shat the fuck up in this bitch, bro. I'm like, bro, what the fuck, bro? What you? These bitches drunk, bro. Open the door. Open the door, bro. Fuck. I'm like, this nigga though, like drunk people. No, sir. My sister choked me one time. She was drunk. I'm 12 years old. She said, move my car. I said, I can't move your car. Shit. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I grew up around a lot of drunk motherfuckers too. Man, y'all, that shit's on the top. Fuck, I mean, this is my sister choking this shit out of me. Fuck. Fuck. Okay. That alcohol is a motherfucker. That alcohol is number one. That's the worst of it all. That alcohol is the worst of it all. Especially, I said a motherfucker drank when his wife left him. That was the saddest shit ever. The press. That nigga was hurt. He was drinking some- Wild hours roll. Some Seagram 7. He was just fucking toe up. He was drinking that shit. He was like, I miss her so much. You ever tried to, like, you ever hook a cow? I was like, what? This is the wildest shit I ever heard. But the crazy boy, she had a whole another nigga who had beat him up. Oh my God. He had beat him up with a fucking, you know, like a tire. Mm-hmm. This nigga had like- You talking about the shit, the shit you got there in the car box? Yeah. That nigga had his whole fucking elbow and shit. He had like a hundred stitches in that bitch. He just had work holding that bitch. And then he had- That motherfucker was in there. He was hitting the drink. Do a little work. Hit the drink. Cry. I was like, this is fucking- Hit the drink. Hit the drink. Yeah, yeah. He was crying like a motherfucker hitting the drink. This hand sanitizer. This shit is amazing. I ain't seen this shit in the photo. I feel like, again, a college is when I do this. I'd be like, okay, you can go and start this thing. How's everything doing down there? You feeling good? Everything going up? That shit real, too. Yeah, exactly. That's the spritz kind. They must have ordered that off Amazon. Me, too. Really clean with the K. They some bloods. Oh, shit. What else been going on doing this quarantine? Oh, salute to the goddesses. Happy birthday, y'all. Happy birthday to the black goddesses. Both of y'all. Salute to you. Happy birthday to the bastard. In-house, out-house, down-down, down-down, church, out-gym, out-gym. 62 years old. My damn, still looking great. I owe J.Lo here. I don't know. I'm just going to say, whichever one of them like me, I'm, you know, hey, happy birthday, girl. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, girl. What's your favorite action, the bastard movie? Oh, love. She was bad as hell and waiting to exhale. Hell, yeah. I liked that. No, she was cold. Yeah, she was cold. Especially when she got the hair cut and started smoking them cigarettes. That ain't her, you know. And she ain't lying between love and hate. No, she was fine as hell. The boys in the hood. I was just about to say, boys in the hood. Once you get that good job. Yeah, boys in the hood. And it's a tie between boys in the hood and what's love got to do with it. And the fact that her and Laurence Fishburne both was a couple in both their movies. But wait a minute. I don't think what love got to do with it, though. I ain't never seen it. Yeah. What's love got to do with it? She was Tina Turner. I ain't never seen it. Always a nigga in the bathroom trying to be in the covers saying, you got a keylet in the beat? I ain't never seen a keylet in the beat, my man. I can't wait for him to come out. That's that black father right there. He fell in love with that one, watching that one with his daughter. This is a good ass movie, baby. What you think is going to happen? She's going to lose. I love Angela Bassett. Hell yeah. Now Angela Bassett. She was dope with Malcolm Max. She's just a legendary, man. She's just legendary, man. Salute to you, Angela. Stella, baby. Stella got her groove back. Stella got her groove back. The nigga knocked the tea out of Angela Bassett. And they got their bungalow. They could take digs. Now this nigga just didn't, he didn't totally reverted from that role, bro. He was on that cocaine. Yeah, he was there. He didn't turn into a whole other nigga, bro. You was not in the wood no more, bro. I don't know what your name was. Brothers or whatever the fuck that movie was. He's not that guy. He ain't really been the same since Ricky beat him up. Oh yeah. Yeah, you're right. Since he got his ass whipped in the best man. Yeah. Yeah, he was a rap after that. He got beat up in a few more. He got beat up in the wood. Yeah, he did. He be getting his ass whipped. He got the ass he did, he did. You might be part of that country. I don't want to be in the movie if I don't get my ass beat. I do my own stunts. They punch me for real. You know what, nigga? I get paid 100,000. So if you want $3,000. $3,000. God damn. He be catching hell, man. That nigga was doing some wild ass shit on the cocaine. I'm like, boy. You know who went on the cocaine, man? That shit made my heart sad, man. Oh. Cuba, man. Cuba good? Yeah, buddy. I'm going to tell you when I knew that nigga was fucked up, when that video came out, he said, Somebody suck that, man. He said that shit strong. Somebody suck that baby's dick. With the KFC bucket sweating like a motherfucker, bro. This nigga is sweating profusely. Who let Cuba on the mic, my nigga? Somebody suck that baby's dick. If Cuba coming, I'm not going to give a fuck if it's your birthday, my nigga. I'm not fucking with him. This nigga on the purse, the fuck out of this nigga. This nigga got on the mic. This nigga grabbed the mic. Somebody suck that baby's dick. Fuck, man. That is not the nigga that stood in the street like this on boys in the hood. Ain't no way. That's the same motherfucker, bro. He could have said anything, dawg. This nigga grabbed the mic strong as fuck, fly. Somebody suck that baby's dick. I'm like, dawg, something wrong with this nigga, dawg. Something wrong with this nigga, dawg. Like, why was that even on that nigga's mind, man? Who was he talking about? Like, dawg, that shit, that fucked me up. I watched that clip so many times. What the fuck was wrong with bro? Where he was sweating like shit, dawg. I'm talking about super sweating. I say, man, something about that boy on that pure D. What the fuck wrong with buddy, man? I don't know, my nigga. This is Cuba, man. Cuba, bro. Like, what the fuck? It's Cube Radio. Radio. He had a whole radio moment. He was being radio when he did it. Radio is smarter than that nigga right there. Radio is smarter than that nigga. Put a football in the hand. I bet he'll snap out. That motherfucker is the black Charlie Sheen with the party and, bro, that nigga got on that mic and said, somebody sock that baby's jacket. It was a baby in there? That's what I was saying. Why is that on your mind with a baby in it? And why would you want the baby to go through some shit? He was in a nightclub, bro. But who was he referring to? It had to be a nigga, a grown nigga dressed like a baby in there. It was a little... Oh, that... That made it even worse. That's funny. He's riding a... And we got on the mic and we're like, hey, it's a baby in this bitch. Really looking out. Like the back story he's been seeing little dudes try to call that women all night. He's striking out. He tried his hardest, man. Somebody hook him up. Hell no, dawg. I need context. I need the context behind that. Yeah, that's the... Oh, my goodness. I remember it, but I ain't really listening to this. Look at this nigga. Woo, you... Your shit them with black niggas. Put your coat in. You got to use your fingerprint. Don't be one of them Capri sons behind you, bro. I'm out of drunk all night. Suck that baby's dick. So baby in this bitch want his dick sucked. Bro. I'm not letting that nigga in no venue. I'm promoting, bro. I'm sorry if you can't get in, Cuba. Bro, I don't give a fuck if he came with the owner. They had to kick him out after that. Come on, bro, come on. You got to go, bro. Come on, bro. You got to go, my nigga. Come on. You got to go, bro. You done had way too much. You got to go, dawg. You done had way too much, bro. What the fuck, dawg. But my boy is the gold, dawg. Yeah, he one of the best actors. He one of the best actors, but that right there, that put me like, but that nigga was sweating. You just... If you just look up pictures of Cuba Good and Julia in the club, bro. This nigga be turt up shirt off. That's why we got to get the next strong on knees because I don't want to be walking around looking like Cuba Good and in the club. This nigga get to sweating and... But, hell nah. That's fucked up, bro. That was funny and fucked. Hell nah, dawg. Somebody. Suck this baby's dick. Anybody. For me. On the mic, though. Nigga turn in the radio. Like somebody was going to be like, you know what? You know what that bitch that did to Phoenix Suns? Oh, she should have been in there. She did it. Oh, my God. That would have been eight and a half. Seven and a half. Seven and a half. Hey. Out of full body. Hey, man. We got to stop this shit before we get sued. We ain't do nothing. Yo, young man. They going to sue this shit out of us. They're defaming my character. Man, you should have been in the club. That's crazy. Right. Oh, where? What? For real? Wait a minute. Say he grabbed a teddy. Which he probably did. 12 assault charges? 12 different tenets. I don't think I even... Hey, man. Hey, listen. I ain't going to say I believe it. But after that statement, nigga. He's anything. Now get drunk with that nigga. Hell nah. Can you just imagine? No. Just drive that nigga. And he just say, Guess what? Uh-uh. Please. Please. No antics. Please, bro. No, no. You know what time it is, bro. You know what time it is, bro. You ready? No. You ready? Hold up. They're probably not the wildest shit he's ever seen. No. Hell nah. He thought that was normal shit. Hell nah. That's why he was like, What's wrong? What do I do? It's a baby in there. And he deserves to have it fixed up. It's a baby in there. He got the bucket still on his head. Hey, even if he never would have said none. But him having that KFC bucket. What the fuck he get a KFC bucket? They ate the chicken, bro. He ate the chicken. They ate the chicken. And that bitch let him sit. Oh, yeah. He probably ate the chicken when nobody he went to the club with. It was a whole number section of the nigga. He was fucking with eating the chicken. I'm going to fuck him up tonight, bro. I'm telling you, get your leg out of there. Hell yeah. But he showed up at the club with that chicken. That's what I'm saying. Pass it out and then put it on his head. Put the bucket on his head. Listen. Hey. I ain't never partied before if you got to go by that nigga standing. I don't know he be at all the rapes. Nigga, I ain't never been to KFC or to my chicken fried heart. Do they fry it? I ain't never seen them fry it. Well, I mean. You don't never see them fry the chicken at KFC. They shit like it. They went to everybody to leave. They be like. They be acting like they could. Oh, man. Oh, shit. Shit. The weed game. Oh, no, no, no, no. Let's let you know we got to wrap it up. Hold up. Let me see what else happened in the world. Anymore world happenings. No game box. Two men arrested in charge for the murder of Jam Master J. Oh, they finally caught them niggas. Salute to that. Yeah. I mean. Salute to that. Are you looking for this? No, sir. Oh, OK. I'm looking for the shit I put in it. Will Smith and Kevin Hart about to do a movie. Oh, I thought you were about to do this. You're about to go at it. Salute to them. You things on the couch. You see. They still in mailboxes. Yeah, that's what they say. Try to stop the vote. Got me looking like a cranky. Motherfuckers say working for Ellen was emotional. Emotionally traumatic. Working for Ellen was emotional. Yeah, they find out Ellen mean. They say Ellen is mean though. They say Ellen's a mean old man. Really? No. She mean? She mean? That's what they say. Oh, right. They say she get it. I know right. She seem cool as a motherfucker on that show. Oh. So what she be doing when the shit go off? All kind of talk to shit. Calling people bitches and pussy ass niggas and shit. Like, nah, I don't know. Yeah, don't do that. Like I said, we already got Cuba that's going to get us with the niggas. Fuck Cuba. I know, right. That nigga sent a video back. No, bro. Fuck you. Oh, man. It was a baby in there. Oh, shit. Shout out to Dolly Parton. Hey, what's up, Dad? Dolly Parton. I will always love you. If she really think black lives matter, let me squeeze on them titties. Yeah. I've been wanting to grab them titties since I was a little boy, Dolly. I don't know if you ever see this, but I would respectfully like to grab them titties under the bra. Under the bra. Them titties is historic. Them titties are great. They made people start going to Nashville at a time where people wasn't even traveling about that. It was in the kitchen. The weed was in H.Puckert. What'd you say, nigga? The weed was in H.Puckert. Some hot shit. Yeah. Deep talk. Let me give them a swish. I can't do these babies. Oh, there's one right there. Oh, let me roll up on my 85-cell track. Much love to all the people who've been laying low during this fucking pandemic, you know, just eating pussy and snacks and stuff like that. Talking to them. Eatin' all the snacks and drinkin' all the Caprice. Give me one. There was a baby in there. Eatin' all the snacks and drinkin' all the Caprice. Supply cast right here is for all the pregnant women. There was a baby in there. Single right now. Eatin' all the snacks and drinkin' all the Caprice. It was a baby in there. Eatin' all the snacks and drinkin' all the Caprice. Who was there? It was a baby in there. Somebody sucked that baby's dick. Ah, that sounded like a gunko song. I said, what y'all? I threw it in two and three. And if you're on the mic, then listen to me. I'm on the mic one time about to pull me a trick. Hey, somebody sucked that baby's dick. Come on! There's a baby in there. Stop, man. We're going to hell. I know, man. It's first class. First class ticket. Nothing else happened? Jumping out with him. My parachute. Uh-huh. Shout out to Michelle Obama. Yes, forever. Shout out, baby. Just because she was Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama be talkin' at the top. Yeah. Somebody got cut from the seahogs from sneakin' hoes in the bubble. That's fucked up. That's the most lamey shit. That's fucked up. What you mean? What the niggas doin'? You eat five for getting some pussy, bro. Right. And then he took the time out. You don't even give him no credit for trying to make the shit smooth. He dressed her up like a player. Yeah. You know what I'm sayin'? This bitch got helmet, shoulder pads, everything, a jersey. And you won't not give him. At least he tried to do it the right way. That's goofy as fuck. Yeah. And that felt good. He gon' get picked up. He need to. Cause that's the type of shit that people want on 18. I hope you see the fuckers, y'all. She was bad. She wasn't bad, though. I tell you, she probably had some WAP if you reeling the sneaker. There probably wasn't no WAP. WAP poppin', boop, boop, boop! Uh-uh. It was a Becky. Oh, never mind. Let's talk about that. But you won't fuckin' talk about that shit. That's why. It wasn't about principle, though. I don't know what. See, it made a blood boil. Yeah, cause it was one hell. You gon' break the rules. And have a white woman. Yeah. Uh-uh-uh. Niggas in that crowd like that. Uh-uh-uh. Bye, my boy. Damn! See, niggas be getting... I'm like them athletes. They be having all the white bitches cause they be... White women be feeding them when they be in college. Yeah. Cause white women don't be broke in college. They seem like the year right here. When you're an athlete, you be broke and then you just... And niggas is used to getting catered to since they was young, motherfucker. So it's just anything that fall into place. So I do whatever you want me to do is easier. So that's what I think, but... Yeah. So after that one. White men is probably the only one to be acolyte. What if it's a real... What if we just hear the bad shit? We'll never hear about the good shit white women might be doing in the community helping these niggas breathe and shit. They don't do shit. Oh. I'm just saying. But you got bail money. Oh, well. Niggas need that. Yeah. And put shit in their name. Other than that. Fuck them. How the... Put that gun in your name, bitch. Shit. It's a baby in there. It's a baby in there. White women be mad when they watch this show. They be sending me angry messages even though you guys still like white women. Put that 20-20 challenge in your name hoping to put that bitch on bricks, bitch. If it do an insurance fraud. Shut up. I'ma give a shout-out. To the car about you. Shout-out to all the white women. Shout-out to all the white women with big hips and no hips. There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them. Wide hip, flat ass. Let me see your bank card. Who you bank with? Yeah. Chase. Nope. You gotta go. I'm finna take you. Open up a bank in the rear of the bar. I want you to put 100 dollars in there. Get an ATL card. Please, baby. Please. For me. White women, they give you some money. It's like 100 bucks. You want some 20s? Hell, yeah. You can go on there and take extra, too. They ain't gonna say shit. Man, stop playing. Man, give me three more. You so crazy. It's out of me. Like, you so crazy and aggressive. We're not talking about all white people. Just the rich ones. Right. I don't know why white people like to group themselves up in like with the rich ones. You know you ain't even talking about your hands. Sit your trailer park and... Nothing wrong with your trailer. I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah. Shit, send on full bricks. Shut up, bitch. You fucking right. Tornado come through there. You gonna be skinned in the mother... It's going crazy. Shit going down the street. Sorry, man. J.O.N. playing that shit that used to play with Moesha was talking about her day. You ain't watching Moesha, man. That's what I'm telling you. Remember when Moesha was explaining what happened with her and Hakeem? That's the shit that was playing in the background. He's so crazy. I don't know. I don't understand. It's so funny watching the young people watching Moesha for the first time and they discovering that Moesha was not a good person. Right. They was calling her toxic and all that type of shit. She called her friend fat on three-way. Yeah. On the show? Yeah. Fucking Frank. Frank was going in. Man, we not about to dissect Moesha. Frank got to have an electric... Frank was a cold nigga. He had their mama and their mama was fine. Yeah. D. What was her name? D. She was fine. Cheryl Lee Rapp. D. That's why the nigga act like that. Can't rule this shit between me and your mama. What was the name of that series? Didn't they have like a South Central series? They came out that... not Cuba Gooden, but Lorenz Tate. You ever be mad that a person don't be the character from the movie that you love him from? Like I'd be mad whenever, if I don't want to ever see nothing happen like Tay Diggs type shit happen to Lorenz Tate. Because you old dog nigga, you never supposed to go outside. Never. He wasn't tough on there. It was like, shoot that nigga. Disrespecting you, bro. What the fuck wrong with you? He was a piece of that mama. Yeah, but no. I see the nigga. What was my man name that came and did him greasy in the stairwell. Old dog with a shot that nigga. The one that was fucking this girl while he was in... It's a cutty. Nigga with a thing. Old dog with a smoke cutty, bro. They let cutty push him down the streets and just push him down the steps and then get down there. Wait, wait, wait. No, that's when a little bit of the old dog came out when the nigga had the gun. And he said, kill me motherfucker. Yeah, he was gangsta. He was gangsta. He said, I kill you. He said, kill me. He got gangsta at the end, but old dog with a shot of mama with a break dog. But think about it, man. Nigga paying y'all bill, man. Nigga got down. Yeah, cutty. Cutty came through. Me mad, but... And then cutty came through. Suck it on the lollipop. You want the hook, nigga, on the lollipop. I thank you. Right. For everything you do for me and my girl. But he was down planning. Power girl. He was down planning what he was doing. No, he had to give the oh yeah, you went and got the little groceries, huh? Okay, that's good. Fuck. Right. It's like nigga, the old dog. Old dog ain't going like that. Nah, you don't put some telly. Mm-mm. The nigga was working his ass off. Right. Oh, dude. Fuck. You don't want to be your baby boy, that nigga, though. Nah. He come home tied in the muffle. He got blood all over. Young nigga. And then you just feel like your girl been fucking. Like, wait a minute. He did beat the shit out of me. He's been fucking in here and it ain't been me. I know when somebody been fucking in my house. Mm. How they got damn box fan on in the bedroom? Ha. Ha. Ha. Cool. They put it out. Ha. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck been going on in here. You don't need to fucking make some sandwiches or something. But it feels different. Oh my God. Why it feel different, OG? Niggas that niggas poppin' a little in the motherfucker. He just looked around that bitch 30 times. Something ain't right in this motherfucker. Why all these footprints in that car? What's the difference in the carpet, niggas? Hey, man, niggas is going to be pranking you. You got to pay attention to that shit. When it's your house, you going to notice that shit. Why are so many got damn footprint? Hold on. Let me check the bathroom. I'm going to get toilet seat is up. I'm going to kill him. The fuck the toilet seat doing nothing. She don't lift the toilet seat up the piss. Who the fuck been in here? Cut it, niggas. Can't it go crazy? Go crazy, that motherfucker fucking your bitch that. I'm your mother. I'm your daddy. I'm that nigga in the attic. I'm your pusher man. He's your bitch that got down. I'm your pusher man. Mad little motherfucker. What would you do if you was at a girl's house and you went to piss and you looked in the trash and it was broken. It was rolled all the way out. It's nothing. It's laying there. It's like, fuck it. It's sitting there a lot. It's written. That nigga said it was rolled all the way out. In it, is that what you're saying? In the tip off. I got to, I got to leave on that one, bro. I believe it, bro. I roll call with the nothing in tip for him. Nah. It's rolled all the way out. Niggas utilized the shit off this pussy already. And it's already been utilized, bro. Hell nah. Like, I ain't see it. Hell nah. You hear it? I was gonna go flush it to the school like, hey man, you need to clean up after yourself. Get a little real in there. What you talking about? Just go look at the trash can. Hell nah. I ain't no food. So come on and give me one. And then I'm out of here. This nigga said I'm fully gonna eat shit. Fully gonna cut that shit out with this nothing. Ain't no tip piece, man. Don't give no way. No tip piece. No lemon pep. Let's do it. It's a few of them in there. No, hell nah. That's it. This nigga. Nah, nigga one. This nigga said it's multiple ones. This nigga. All of them got nothing. That means this nigga is fully nutted three times. Who fell out some car? Hell nah. This bitch. Super nigga. I'm out of here. Exactly. I'm out of here. It's a baby in there. A bunch of a bitch. They got four rounds. She's trying to be all reassuring. I ain't give him none of your pussy. Your pussy. I put yours up. I saved you some specials pussy. That's my work pussy. That was a deal. That's only work. I'm good. I'm gonna let you slide this one time. I'm never gonna let you slide again. I'm gonna let you slide. What type of system you guys set up over here, bitch? You just let niggas just lead to unrolled, utilized cars. But you know a hood nigga ain't leaving if you drawn for him. For the minute. Come on, somebody. I got that, man. Got a chardil to the gate. I got my bag with me and everything. You gonna be thinking about that shit the whole time? You fucking like that. Shit, what a deal, man. I'm taking trash out of here. That shit gonna hit different. Grab this right here. Just think, though. I'm gonna do the honor and take this off. And you said you're gonna take the trash out with the car in a minute? Oh, you a hell of a nigga. I'm gonna check it out for you. No. Bro, you done worked 10 hours. You come home and sit down and you see all them footprints. And they lead to the bathroom, nigga. And it just goes straight to the bedroom. From the door to the bedroom. They don't go no well. No, they stop the bathroom. That nigga came back out and then unrolled the motherfucking condom and left it at the trash can, utilized. Hey, boy. That's fucked up. I can't tell you what it is. You ain't shit. All right, man. We gotta get the fuck out of here. We do, bro. I don't wanna go home, J.A. I know, bro. Because it might be some unrolled condoms of that motherfucking nigga. You can get out of here. I don't know. No, yeah, nigga. I had to think about that. You don't want to wish that on a nigga. I'll take that back. I'm sorry. That was a fucked up. Yeah, nah. And you know what's fucked up? I don't give a fuck who you is, nigga. At some point, if a nigga sees this, they're gonna look down at the floor and be like, it is. There's footprints on this motherfucker. Been out beating them motherfucking footprints where I'm looking. Nigga's really watching this show and be like, I know I want stupid, bitch. I saw some footprints in this motherfucker. He ain't want to say number four. You just confirmed it. Like, I knew that wasn't crazy. Bitch, who the fuck? Tell my land friend what's that? No, you know who don't never get no credit, though? The crazy nigga that be right. Like, it's a nigga somewhere. His bitch been cheating on him, and he just ain't found out all the way yet. Right. He caught us slipping just a little bit. Like, bitch, who elbow is this? Who elbow is this? You in the car. What? That's the passenger side, bitch. Right. Who elbow is that? Keisha. Her elbows be ashy. You fucking playing with me. You know Keisha, bitch. You fucking playing with me, bro. Women too slick. Bro, you fuck. Hey, this is how you know a nigga, man. That's the response that I left in the window too long. That is not no elbow. Ladies, this is when you know a nigga, man. When your nigga call you, bro, you fucking playing with me, bro. I'm telling you, bro. I ain't fucking stupid, bro. Who fucking elbow? Keisha. No. I was drunk, and I told her to drag. It wasn't Keisha. Remember, we went and got them croissants from the gas station. Bitch, he crazy. That's Keisha. Okay, it was Keisha. We got to be on the same story. You were drunk too. Remember? Oh, yeah. Keisha. Y'all ain't shit together. That elbow be lying. You know, remember? Oh, my bad. I thought that was the other night. You need to remember, bitch. All right. All right. Yeah, I remember. Hey, bro. You better pay attention to that shit. Because women don't get you used to them lying to you. That's why they tell you. You remember when I was telling you, and you're dumb at it. Yeah. You just agreed to the shit. She trying to get you together. Trying to laugh. You remember my friend I be telling you about? From work. You know the one that I be saying, you remember the bitch with the boots? And you kept saying, who was there with them motherfucking boots? You remember the one with the boots? I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. So anyway, the one with the boots, she posted being secretly married or something to this dude. And we all just found out. So now we got to all go over there because they about to get a divorce because he kicked it in the face or something. Okay. Okay. You and them on the game. God damn, baby. Hey, man. Nigga, what's your left side? Go ahead, baby. She been getting married for a long time. She been getting married for a long time. She been getting married for a long time. What's your left side? Go ahead, baby. She been going 13 hours. You like what? How long did this boy's shit supposed to be like? Right. And why the fuck all these footprints? You got to be observant when you go over to your house real time. Not only the trash, you got to be mindful of the toilet. You got to be mindful of the toilet. Yeah. If you got some doo-doo skit marks in there. The skit mark? That mean that shit came out your ass. Rock. Rock. Or the pitch that's on the side of the different little buckets on the side of the toilet. That mean the nigga was over there, bitch. You ain't pissed over there down in that side of the toilet, bitch. The nigga over here not aiming. Right. Niggas don't know what to look for, though. They be looking for obvious shit. Look at the soap. I was over at the girl's house. I knew she lived with a nigga. Because she had some Irish spring. What bitch you know use? Irish spring. Niggas dial. You going to bitch house and she washing with it. And dial. With the orange dial, nigga. You was a bad bitch. Your pH balance is fishes with the dial. The orange dial. Rid. I thought that she clean. Dial. That's the soap they used before the mother go to surgery. Right. Exactly. Niggas. Yeah, nigga. That shit that they used to get. Women can't use that strong ass soap. That puts the throat on the head. They use that strong ass. That strong ass soap. That puts it going to be like. Put two. Put some ball up. I am a vagina. Don't put that shit on me. Strong ass soap. Okay. You didn't shit. That shit. Hey, man. They skin irritate. Hey, that dial, boy. That dialer. So what dial. So they used it for the surgery? Yeah. And that gas station bathrooms. Niggas. That's it. I ain't never seen nobody with no dial in that car. Niggas. You get that shit free like lifestyle confidence. That should even sell dial. Yeah. That shit could just be given out, nigga. But you know they got no dial. You just be able to get free bars of that shit. They got no dial. They got no dial. They got no dial. They got... They got no dial. They got bus of that shit. They got a new dial. They got that Habenada. No. Yeah. They got new name. Like weed. Hey, my nigga. If you want some pussy. They ain't gone bald like... Just out here in the main lol, manly. Don't be out here using a act Maui bisque. That shit for watching. That shit, boy. That shit for teen again game. That shit's for watching. That shit for teen exchange boy. You're gonna be like this smell on like a goddamn club about a, uh. Uhmm. You guys trying to get in? Somebody's about to suck his cock. Real. Nah, I don't use that shit. That hag shit, man. Bullshit. None of that shit. That Old Spice shit, even. They get you some real soap. Old Spice, cool. I feel like Old Spice. I feel like Old Spice. When I hear the name Old Spice, I just think segregation. Why? I don't know. It just seems like just racism. Old Spice was the introduction to Cologne. Beside that brook. Oh, yeah, brook was the old nigga Cologne. Not every nigga that had some curve at some point. They sell that shit at Walmart now. I'mma go back some. That curve, that curve Cologne. Some niggas didn't even go past curves. They just stayed at curves. That curve, boy. It was just like, you know, this shit is hard. That curve hit the market and that was top. That was top 10 if you had that in high school. Yes, sir. You had on some Creed if you had on some goddamn curve. Yes, sir. In the 12th grade, like, this that curve. It was 27 dollars. You got me fucked up. You can wear a curve now and motherfuckers don't even know what it is. You get around some older women like you just, you remind me of something like, yeah bitch, the 1999 and the 2000. Yeah, exactly. 9th grade. Stupid-ass girl. Exactly. Shit lit. All right, man. Let me get my goodies together. Hell yeah, all of us. This is my shit. No, this is. Make sure you get your stuff. We got these bad dinners to rollin' trains. Chad put these peaches on there. I don't know what the fuck. Shout out to all the niggas who nicknamed peaches, I guess. That shit is weird. That shit's called nicknamed peaches. It's a few now. I got one edible left. Got them starbursted edibles. Shout out to the plug. Congratulations. Enjoy. They delicious. Y'all got something coming up. Get back out here, ain't it? Yes, sir. Got a couple shows on there. Y'all go to dc-on-fly-o-fish-and-grab-that.com. I got my new channel. Yep. Link in my bio. You did. Y'all go subscribe. I got a whole bunch of hot new shit coming out. Man, more music videos, more skits, more pranks, more TV shows, more movies. That's my channel. I am the label. I am the production. You did. Who? A boss. Dick. Let me get there and produce some shit for you. Y'all follow me on OnlyFans. Backslash, sleep on soap. Backslash, sleep on... This nigga retarded. That nigga retarded. This nigga retarded. Ain't shit going on with me, but this nigga, this is what we doing. This nigga really got breeze. The rest of the year, this is how we going. Anything is possible. Anything is possible. I'm here for it. You about to see all the different hairstyles. I'm about to be a barbershop shot of the front missing with breeze, nigga. She gonna be able to pick with... All the bald niggas that want to try to get back, you gonna be able to pick with style. You want from all the different ones I'm gonna get, nigga. Damn. Guaranteed. Damn. Anything is possible. Anything is possible. She gonna be in that group motherfucking braids. I don't know where the fuck we at with 2020, but we been locked down for about how long now? Shit. Ever? Damn, I feel like we doing a beard, my nigga. That's what I said. Damn, I feel like that. I can't believe we took life for granted like this. You know, we still here, and that's all that counts. We salute all the people that love us, we love you, and we gonna keep pushing. We gonna keep pushing. Hell, yeah. Don't make a wait, G. This is the 85 South Show. Yeah. A podcast for black people. And you know what else? Before we leave, I need everybody in this room to know that citizens trust got a bang. And it's rain. And it's rain. Definitely. By some black folks. By some black folks. I'll see y'all next week. Chico Bean got braids, nigga. Chico Bean got braids, nigga. What we got on deck? Good. Nah, for real. How you ash free, too? Why? What the ingredients say? So when I pull to you, then? I need to use some? Huh? I need it. Which one? Good. Awesome.