 Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls welcome to Skip Dictation Live. I'm Sherman and in case you're new to the channel This is the live stream where you can hang out with me while I record my SCP readings Whether you want to do that to see what goes on behind the scenes or because you just want to hang out in chit chat Today we'll be recording SCP 3092 codename guerrilla warfare and Let me set up the live stream chat box right now If you guys have questions or comments, I will try to get to you guys in between takes of recording live control room and We are active so SCP 3092 is a fun one. It's uh, I Don't want to spoil too much because the tone of the piece is important to it. So The way they kind of weave in and out of how they want you to think it's going is important So I don't want to spoil too much just that we've got a crane game machine that brings the stuffed animals inside to life when you Successfully crane game victory them they then come to life and This is gonna be fun. So let's get in to take one starting from the top Do-do-do and item number SCP 3092 object class Euclid special containment procedures There we go. I forgot to do the Pre-game five seconds of silence for noise reduction. Let's put that back at the beginning Boom done. Nice All right, let's continue Let me squeeze this over here a little bit. That's better Now I'll actually be able to see if someone So here we go SCP 3092 is to be contained in an empty room equipped with a single compatible power outlet It is not to be plugged in or stocked with toys unless actively being tested Testing with SCP 3092 must be pre-approved by at least one level three staff member And at least one foundation agent armed with a net launcher Correction Mach tranquilizer rifle see addendum 3092-01 and 0 2 Must be present in order to subdue and contain resultant SCP 3092-a instances. I Want to listen to how that addendum went Just because it had parentheses inside parentheses Okay, so if I do that whole thing is strike through voice Then it will read as a correction. So that works. I like it. All right Tranquilizer rifle. Oh boy. Oops. Let's get rid of that. I don't know why I said bye I just wrecked that take SCP 3092-a instances are to be contained individually in standard containment kennels modified with two additional locks At least one of which should be biometrically operated in order to prevent further containment preaches There to be provided amenities in exchange for compliant behavior But none that could serve as tools or aids in an escape attempt should one or more SCP 39 Oops Not three nine zero two three zero nine two Good good Cut to the end. Let's cut that up. I'm checking the camera for something real quick. I beg your pardon Good There's one of these live streams where I forgot to leave the Turn on the Wi-Fi So I used cell phone data for an entire live stream and that was not co-sure Learn from my mistakes. Don't okay. Continue me on tools or aids in an escape attempt Should one or more SC Don't say it all is one word Should one or more SCP 3092-a instances successfully escaped containment a team of agents armed with net launchers correction Drat they said it again. I didn't realize they did that joke twice You know, I'm gonna say that line again. I didn't I didn't I don't think I like that line. Hey Russell. How you doing, man? Should one or more SCP 3092-a instances successfully escaped containment a team of agents armed with net launchers correction mock tranquilizer rifles see addendum 3092-01 ends Gosh, I think in my brain. I keep hearing myself saying 3092 instead of three Or three nine zero two 3092 I said it right again, but in my brain. I thought I said it wrong. Oh Boy, okay, so I'm gonna say that again in a minute, but now I got to go back and make sure that I said correction Way further back Do-do-do all the way to top. Okay, so I did say it like that correction mock tranquilizer rifles Net launchers Correction mock tranquilizer rifles see addendum three zero three zero Three zero three zero Staying healthy is important. Oh now bad Wi-Fi Curses a team of agents armed with netlock with a net launcher. Oh crap All right, so I've got a oh god, did I say it wrong back then too? Oh No, this is such a back-and-forth recording today guys armed with a net launcher. Good. Okay. I said it right the first time But not the second time Okay, so now Okay, now we can continue on in a world where I say three zero nine two every single time Three zero nine two three zero nine two. Oh Subway curse you Subway, I just realized that I've never actually watched these live streams and I see your comments pop up in the bottom corner, which is Where I read them So I really hope that you guys see the comments pop up as well Or I just realized that every time I say someone's comment out loud. I'm just saying random things out of nowhere So Yeah, I'm gonna continue as is but I'm gonna look at the stream after this and see if the comments pop up for you guys The same way they do for me. Otherwise. I just look like a crazy person. Oh, well Successfully escaped containment a team of agents armed with net launchers Correction mock tranquilizer rifles see addendum three zero nine two dash zero one and zero two Should sweep the site until they are recontained and all personnel should be notified of the situation Be aware of their surroundings and report any suspicious activity or SCP three zero nine two attacks immediately No, plush toys are permitted within 200 meters of any SCP three zero nine two dash eight instances outside of testing purposes I want to listen to how that came out Shouldn't sweep the site until they are recontained and all personnel should be notified of the situation Be aware of their surroundings and report any suspicious activity or SCP three zero nine two attacks immediately No Within 200 meters of any SCP three zero nine two dash eight instances outside of testing purposes I Got to the end of one line of dialogue with very little breath left And so you can tell that I'm like starting to fry my breathing while trying to get to the end of the sentence And report any suspicious activity will start from there Be aware of their surroundings and report any suspicious activity or SCP three zero nine two I Don't have to say it really fast to get through the breath. I promise Myself I promise myself and report any suspicious activity or SCP three zero nine two dash a attacks immediately Better that's the ticket. That's the good one. That's the take we like We put it there Then we get rid of that and move it back to the top And Description SCP three zero nine two is a black toy black toy black tie toys black toy black Black tie toys black tie toys black tie toys black tie toys black tie toys black tie toys Delete that thing that I screwed up and let's try it again black tie toys Is Description SAP three zero nine two is a black tie toys brand arcade claw machine measuring 1.8 meters tall 0.8 meters wide and 0.9 meters deep and weighing approximately 144 kilograms while unstopped the machine's body and mechanical parts are all non-anomalous in nature primarily composed of steel Plastic and various electronics all possessing wear and tear consistent with multiple years of regular usage When provided power and coins of valid United States currency Didn't like that didn't like that at all. All right, but we got through, you know that much more a Smidge more when provided power and coins of valid United States currency SCP three zero nine two may be operated as is standard for commercially available claw machines It's anomalous properties only activate whenever the operator successfully picks up one or more plush toys with the claw and deposit them in SCP three zero nine two's prize shoot at this point the respective plush toys will immediately transform into instances of SCP three zero nine two dash a oh I almost made it to the end. I almost made it But I didn't at this point at this point at this point at this point At this point The respective the respective plush toys will immediately transform into instances of SCP three zero nine two dash a SCP three zero nine two dash a instances are cotton stuffed felt plush gorillas Possessing no identifying tags or logos sitting at roughly point three meters tall and weighing point four kilograms They are sapient Communicative and capable of sight hearing touch and ambulation of all four limbs Additionally, they possess notable manual dexterity despite seeming to lacking Seeming to lacking that's not Despite seeming to lack. I think is what you meant. I'm gonna go see if I said the word ambulatory right cuz I'm not sure if I did Yeah, I got confused halfway through the word Okay, so here we go. Let's not Amulation Hearing touch and amulation of all four limbs. I didn't say the letter B. I just said amulation emulation I Didn't I don't know why I did finger guns there amulation. I guess it's an ammo thing maybe Not sure Who knows who really knows in life And amulation of all four limbs Additionally, they possess notable manual did they possess notable manual manual Manual it's a word that exists that I've said before in my life But now I can't Additionally They possess notable manual dexterity despite seeming to lack distinct digits and relevant muscular structures Outside of this all instances are conventional plush toys lacking any biological components SCP 3092-a instances are remarkably proficient in various activities related to guerrilla warfare Such as stealth weapon improvisation trap setting and the maintenance and usage Maintenance and usage It's always the last thing at the end of a string of words today The last thing in a string of words Once I say the word and whatever word comes after and I can't say so Let's say it this time, huh? stealth weapon improvisation trap setting and The maintenance and usage of a variety of small arms They also appear to possess ideologies crudely resembling various real and fictitious guerrilla rebel groups They are capable of developing and staging complex plans individually or as a group and Regularly attempt to breach containment with limited success However, thus far all SCP 3092-a From the word all keep on trucking However, thus far All SCP 3092-a activity appears to have been intended to annoy or inconvenience rather than cause Legitimate damage to its targets That's a really long sentence and I struggled for it and I need a better breath All SCP 3092-a activity appears to have been intended to annoy or inconvenience rather than cause legitimate damage to its targets All weapons employed by SCP 3092-a instances have been non-lethal in nature Causing only minor injuries Opportunities to cause severe damage to foundation assets such as through arson or the containment breach of other SCP objects Have been ignored in favor of more superficial attacks Attempts to question SCP 3092-a instances on the subject have failed I don't like that breath in the middle. Let me see if I can cut the breath and if it still sounds good All right, but good. We made some progress It's just a little airborne. It's still good. It's still good Attempts to question SCP 309-3 Attempts to question SCP 3092-a instances on the subjects have failed It's subject not subjects. I was so close. I was so close Why why did I fail so hard? Here we go again Attempts to question SCP 3092-a instances on the subject have failed With all instances insisting that their attacks are massively damaging with many casualties Implements and tactics frequently used include zing shots small catapults tripwires Trip hazards their guerrilla warfare guys. I just thought it was a trip has tripwire. I thought that was the thing we do. Oh Well Sucks to be me. I say small catapults. I Did say small cat. I didn't remember saying the word small catapults. That's weird trip hazards correction see a dendem 3092-02 graffiti glitter bombs and buckets or canisters of various liquids placed atop partially No Almost said the words. I almost said the words, but then I didn't say the words No, wait, put it all back. I changed my mind. I didn't I didn't want it to all wait. No redo No Yeah, I accidentally deleted all that take and said it's just the part I wanted to fix Oh, I did not get rid of the stuff. I got up to glitter bombs. Ha Ha or canisters of various liquids placed atop partially open doors All scp 3092-a instances created by scp 3092 have thus far possessed distinct personalities beliefs Objectives and identities However, when an instance of scp 3092 comes into physical contact with a non anomalous plush toy That plush toy will immediately be transformed into an identical instance of scp 3092-a with similar baseline personality Ideology and behavioral Behavioral Ideology So close Oh, it's another and word. It's another last word of sentence where the word and makes me fail the next word And is my tripping block today and is my white whale? I will defeat you and and what and and what well, you will defeat me and what go to hell ideology and behavioral patterns to the scp 3092-a instance which created it Oh, I'm so close and behavioral patterns to the scp 3092-a instance which created it scp 3092-a instances appear to be aware of this property and will attempt to make use of it in order to bolster numbers Many instances will after being created attempt to reenter scp 3092 in order to convert any applicable toys remaining inside scp 3092-a instances can be ripped torn or otherwise damaged with no greater difficulty than a conventional plush toy Reactions to damage have been universally and melodramatically negative with instances typically expressing hyperbolic pain over even superficial damage. Oh My voice is so grumbly this morning My voice feels so fried. I didn't like yell or anything yesterday but I Sound so Gravly I could be the potisher delicious water Where was I? Durable with instances typically expressing hyperbolic pain over even superficial damage Severe injuries such as deep punctures or tears to the torso Detachment of limbs or decapitation will result in quote death With instances falling to the ground and ceasing to move typically after a long period of exaggerated expressions of pain However, in cases less severe than complete incineration Instances appear to be only quote playing dead. I don't think I like the quotes both times, so I'm gonna go back Okay, so I think I like it there that works for me Let's move it up But but as repeated disturbance of these corpses will result in them briefly returning to activity and requesting that this disturbance stop as They are quote out of the game Due to this information as well as the CP 3092-a's lack of a nervous system. It is not currently believed that they actually feel pain Trat, I mean just because they lack a nervous system. Do you think they don't feel pain? They also Despite the lack of a nervous system lack of a nervous system It is not currently believed that they actually feel pain Let me see how that sounded. Okay. I can live with that. That was good All right. I got that half a line that half a sentence. Let's move on a Lordy actually feel pain repair of damaged SCP 3092-a instances through Conventional stitching patching and restuffing is typically sufficient to alleviate instances express pain and death states and is interpreted by them as medical attention Currently 23 instances of SCP 3092-a are in containment by the foundation recovery SCP 3092 Dret a Lot of the time when I'm doing my narrator voice I say the word s, but I say it really high and I get super breathy in the first half s commercial SCP we don't need that. We don't need that. That's not how this goes down recovery SCP 3092 was retrieved on five three two thousand from Family restaurant in Thankfully, those are boops so I can just cut from there It's family restaurant and arcade. That's what I didn't say. I said family restaurant. I didn't expect there to be more Family restaurant and arcade in Cheyenne, Wyoming after animal control Just one do that don't delete all my work, please don't I'm seven minutes into this Family restaurant and arcade in Cheyenne, Wyoming after animal control officers responding to a call there noted anomalous activity Upon foundation agents arrival to the scene. It is believed that 21 SCP 3092-a instances had been created through both SCP 3092 and their own duplication properties and Restaurant facilities were considerably defaced After killing several aggressive instances with small arms fire the remaining instances surrendered to foundation officials and were contained along with SCP 3092 after it was determined the source of the anomalous activity Civilians present were amnesticized and a cover story of an escaped pet chimpanzee was distributed Let's go back and listen to that make sure it's not crap Does that sound good if I cut that break out? Oh, I got the wrong pause Drat. That's clever. Good. That sounds great After it was determined the source of the anomalous activity Solutions present were amnesticized and a cover story of an escaped pet chimpanzee was distributed Nice solid. We're getting there. That brings us up to about the eight-minute mark and We've got just a couple of the addenda left Three addendums Okay, so this is weird. I just realized that this has addendum 3092-01 addendum 3092-02 and addendum 3092-02 So this is wrong that those should be different addendums So we got to make this work for the recording and then they can deal with it on the wiki later I'll leave it note when I that it has to okay, so right now we're gonna go back The mock firing notes are an addendum 3092 02 and that's when they discovered mock tranquilizer darts work and then Addendum 30 okay, so I have to go back and add in Just a quick take let's add this in Wherever it was when it came to trip hazards Correction see addendum 3092-03 Let me cut that break out where I pause and see if it sounds good Cool, we'll mute that that'll stay there forever until I need to add it in because That should not have Been addendum 3092-03 Cool. All right back on track go team. Let's move that to the top. Let's name this master track so I don't get all confused boom excellent continuing addendum 3092-01 on 518 2000 SCP-3092-A instance initiated a containment breach a containment breach breach So cut that line out. Oh, we got it's amazing how quickly on ontacity You can accidentally Delete everything you've worked on It's it never stops being terrifying to just accidentally delete the entire Sound that you've recorded even though you can't hit control z and undo it Still horrifying every time you watch everything vanish one SCP-3092-A instance trapped instance one SCP-3092-A instance initiated a containment breach and fled via an adjacent hallway Agent Megan Cho Noticing this activity while standing guard outside SCP boops containment chamber Fired on the instance with the tranquilizer rifle. She was armed with Curiously the subject appeared to pass out Falling to the ground and ceasing all activities besides occasional twitches and mocks snoring Subject was recontained without incident and awoke Several hours later due to increased effectiveness and lowered risk over net launchers or firearms It is recommended that foundation agents use tranquilizer weapons in the recontainment of SCP-3092-A instances in the future Addendum 3092-02. Oh my god. I just said addendum dash O2 How many times have I said that during this thing? Did you guys hear it? I don't know if I heard it. It might have been oh My god, I really hope it was dash 0 to now. I can just fix it here Did I do it on the first one? Just I want to know I want to know Okay, I didn't do it wrong there. Maybe I only did it wrong once God help me. I only did it wrong once Didn't mean to go back in Getting it done Getting it done son dash 0 to 0 to After testing it has been determined that 3092 dash 0 to after testing it has been determined that I Don't want to say that as separate words. I want it to all bleed together. I want it all to just blend it has been determined Gotta say it really fast. That's how you know. It's important. It's really fast After testing it has been determined that any weapons firing feather tipped pneumatic darts is sufficient to induce a sleep state in SCP 3092 dash a regardless of whether said dart is actually loaded with tranquilizers Like the aforementioned death state. Is it believed? stumble stumble fall fall actually loaded with tranquilizers Like the aforementioned death state is believed that this sleep state is performative on SCP 3092 dash a's part to minimize the potential for collateral damage to foundation personnel Mock tranquilizer rifles should be used in place of actual tranquilizers Addendum 3092 dash 0 3 on 6 9 2 scp 3092 dash a instances Simultaneously escaped containment and fled through the building's ventilation system before setting up a trip wire in the office of Dr. Martin helmer Intending for him to trip fall and land face first on a pillow with a crude insult written on it I thought I said the word insult wrong. I want to check real quick. I didn't say it wrong You know we get plenty of takes wrong sometimes. We're just paranoid. We got to take wrong right to continue Crude insult written upon it upon entering his office Dr. Helmer tripped fell hit his shoulder against a bookshelf and suffered and suffered. He suffered. I'm crying. I'm crying It's so sad. It's so sad that he suffered a shot injury. Okay, let's try again Voice be cool, bro upon entering his office upon upon You were a pawn in my games Upon entering his office. Dr. Helmer tripped fell hit his shoulder against a bookshelf and suffered a fractured Color bone an injury much more severe than any induced by scp 3092 dash a containment breaches prior Upon discovering this both instances immediately expressed remorse informed other foundation officials of the situation and were compliant in recontainment Investigation revealed later that several amenities within these instances cells had been converted into gifts and apology cards intended for dr. Helmer. Oh I wanted to say that whole sentence because it's so cute But I couldn't say it all cuz I ran out of breath so now I gotta say it again and it's still cute So it's kind of okay Investigation that's the word. We want to go with de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de at the end The sentence Investigation revealed later that several amenities within these instances cells have been converted into gifts and apology cards intended for Dr. Helmer Further breaches by scp 3092 dash A instances have not been noted to employ trip hazards of any sort. Ah Aw, they're so cute because they hurt him and now they don't want to hurt anybody anymore. Sometimes, sometimes these foundation things are not awful, terrifying things that rattle the very depths of your soul. And that's nice, sometimes. So that is the last line of dialogue. We are all clear on SCP-3092. That is the recording. This was a shorty. That only took 45 minutes. Alright, go team. So yeah, if I get on editing that, I can probably have that out within like today. So cool. Good job me, good job team, good job all of us. We did good work together. And so I'm going to go put this in the editor, send it out. 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