 Yeah Damn, ain't nobody drink more or more angry than him I made it but I even put it in my mouth He's in the Illuminati man Man, what y'all talking about? What you have to do to get an Illuminati? Wait, excuse me Yep, shawlamain the guy Andrew show we ought to bring idiots podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness, baby That's a Kai Walker. What's happening? I'm good man. I'm chilling let the record show we are taping this at like 8 p.m. On a Thursday night I'm this is my third gig of the day breakfast club did breakfast club this morning Daily show the daily show brilliant idiots now brilliant idiots. You know I mean hardest working man in business Well, I think they might be harder Kevin Hart Nick Cannon. Those guys work pretty hard. It's just a full day But you know the beauty of it and I thought about this is I was on the way over here. Everything is different You know I'm saying please breakfast club. Is it daily show daily show isn't brilliant idiots. It's all different You know like this morning on breakfast club. We had Carrie champion and Lauren LaRosa Debating about why women hate each other. You know what I mean? Why do women hate each other that why do they tell us what did you come to a conclusion after they finish talking? It was interesting. It was an interesting conversation. Latin women don't hate each other. They be licking each other's buttholes and clits. Oh shit. Oh Shit good time I'm a Latin pop song you are Latin pop. I'm a lion pop star. No daddy Yankee went to Christian. Yo, I saw that That's crazy. Daddy went to daddy. You know in Christian music Oh You can't see it back you yo stop lying you text Because I'm waiting for a call why do people need you to answer text back? Yo for real. That's my you see it says red Yeah, so just send me the message What was the question? What question do you ask? Who was it sounds? Sounds incredibly exciting to learn to everybody who watched Yo, this is the second week. Are you the only person that's done two weeks? No, Leslie Jones did two weeks I said women did two weeks And cow pins doing a second week next yo with all due respect and maybe it's just my algorithm, but You're the only one. It's like I see headlines about things you said on the Daily Show not on your Instagram or the Daily Show's Instagram interest but on news Portals now this could be that you are I mean part of this is obviously that you are bigger than other people that are hosting the show But it's if I don't know I'm just saying if I'm the Daily Show I'm looking at the footprint from a Charlemagne week. It's interesting You know, I mean I was talking to my wife about this yesterday It feels like when you do the Daily Show at least for me it's a culmination of like where my trajectory has been going, you know, because When you start having conversations with politicians and you know, they start coming on Breakfast Club and like I you know I'm just a curious person like doing this. That's what I'm saying and then doing this And then you know doing God's honest truth and hell of a week and it's just like every time I did those shows I modeled them after the Daily Show like that was my thing like I felt like you have reps for this Because daily calls the Daily Daily show is the pinnacle of any of those shows tax You know, I mean like I think there's two great formats in late night for that kind of show And it's Bill Maher and they'll show and then it's the Daily Show And then even when you go look at people who've had success like the John Oliver The Stephen Colbert when they went and did other shows those shows were like the Daily Show because the Daily Show has such a system Yeah, it has such a formula and I don't talk about the late show that Colbert doesn't I'm talking about Colbert report Yeah, so they have such a system and such a formula man that if you've been a part of it You can pretty much go duplicate that. You know I'm saying anywhere else play. So yeah, I feel like you know God God definitely has a Put me in position for you enjoyed this even more this week, bro. I Really love it now. Do you love I? Love it like I love brain idiots really That loose feels that it no I think it did did yes, it does but with a structure. You know I'm thinking it's different You know me like here at breakfast club We freestyle and here we freestyle and Jelly Roll said that shit to me today Jelly Roll say yo, man He said man. I love because you roll on last night. They're all say yo, man He said man, you know, I love you on breakfast club. You know I'm saying and because you know, you like you like loose with it You know I'm saying it's a freestyle. He said man here, man. He's like like a sniper, man Sniper like a sniper man. I love this shit for you, man You know, how is he on the shoulder? Oh, man. Jelly's fucking fantastic. You know what jelly reminds me of and I thought about that today Johnny won't be a killer Mike. Oh Jelly Roll reminds me a killer fucking Mike like because he's jealous super smart. Yes, very intelligent guy. You know what I mean, but You it might be a piece of his presentation might be disarming like you might not think that and then you you talk to him You like oh shit, but I'm talking about everything his whole aesthetic to me is killer Mike I'm not even talking about just size wise. I'm talking about the things that come out of his Feels like that's where he's energy. No, man things that come out of his mouth his energy He really loves his hometown. Yeah, he wears his hometown on his back like he been killer Mike I don't know. He's got very very similar similar similar energy to me both incredibly musical Incredibly musical like jelly roll jelly roll is my favorite musical Well, him and killer Mike are my favorite musical stories of the year. Oh, wow Because killer Mike Michael is nominated for a Grammy and he's actually nominated for a couple of Grammys He's nominated for two Grammys for the album and then I think two for the single But either way, I know killer Mike is gonna win rap album of the year Grammy recording Academy if killer Mike does not win rap album of the year Something is wrong if he does not win rap album of the year for Michael something is wrong He definitely should win something for scientists and engineers, but there's no better rap album than killer Mike all year long You ever heard I gotta go check it out. Oh my god. Come on, man Michael is fantastic for nominal project and he's nominated for rap album of the year at the Grammys And he should absolutely win if y'all think jelly roll had a fantastic speech at the CMA's or whatever it was Let killer Mike get up there and see what the fuck's going on. You know, so yeah, I fuck with I fuck with both of them Okay, so that was fun this week great on the daily show. Yes any jokes that Are gonna get cut that you can share with us. I'll tell y'all next week because you don't know just they go get cut Charlemagne came in here He was so excited to tell me the jokes that were just driving people crazy in the audience Not the ones that were making them laugh the ones that are making them hold their head in their hands Taylor was there Taylor Taylor was there That's Andrew listen Andrew has I personally feel Andrew has bought that back Okay to where you can make those kind of jokes and listen It's not like the writers on these shows don't want to make they want to make them all the time Yes, they have somebody who's willing to do it Talk to the microphone Vince August, you know Vince Vince August Vince August, yeah, he was yeah, he was the warm-up I came out he goes I mean, I don't think this is your kind of crowd tonight He said they're a little sensitive and a little slow But we have fun it's just I got I really enjoyed doing the daily show and It's just very fun to work in the same system as The legend did icon like John Stuart. He's the guy Yeah, I mean my focus is really talking about him running for president and they're serious about it. Yes Yeah No, if he wanted to I could get behind I First when I heard it, I'm like how I want another celebrity in chief within I thought about it I'm like John Stuart is more than a comedian. I could get behind that John Stuart has gotten more Legislation passed and most members of Congress and he's just a common-sense thinker who gives a fuck I could get behind that Why I can see it for him. I'm like damn John Stuart might be he's got a presidential name Yeah, what are you doing telling? Being jealous of jelly roll listen, um, why would she be jealous of jelly roll? She want that name for herself. Listen John Stuart even has a presidential name. Yo, you're gonna let him just Oh We in it today You doesn't have a full beard You had a patch right here, I have a picture of it knock it off knock it off Which we call it monastat and shit on it No, that was my hair. That was my actual head And what happened in major here beer growing ha patches And nothing happened to your hair When your vagina smells horrible like garbage I Restaurant in Loper Darby, it's a buffet Necessary you want to talk about a debate or not or first you want to talk about Adele by do Adele by do what Adele do Vaginal yeast infections. Oh shit Taylor Right vaginal yeast infections. Oh, I'm on a status for why we put exactly Because Tiffany had his totem to this old gross beer. Yeah, they said grow Because you know during the code Oh We love you get by the soon get Uber Sound advice. Yeah, Sleuthers is a good sister Tiffany had us the good sister Tiffany I just needs to get uber. She loves you two by the way. I love her. She met you somewhere. Yeah, we bumped into each other What the fuck was that somewhere in New York? Yeah, there was a Hotel that has like a bar in it What's a hotel has a bar in it? Yeah, this sounds super Oh, no, Doug was with her Doves with Tiffany. Yeah, I think he was with Tiffany and another one of her friends. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I mean Tiffany's Jewish, too She is Jewish. That's why they were together Jewish she is like Ethiopian Jew Tiffany's bar mitzvah alright, so Go to Tiffany's bar mitzvah cuz she's a woman. What they call it by bot mitzvah But mitzvah. Yeah, I went to I went to it. I was there when they did though They did the whole ceremony and everything. Wait, why would she get bot mitzvah this way? You didn't know 13 It was our birthday party, but it was a fucking I'm telling you I was in a bot mitzvah, bro She had a ceremony man. I was dead. They had the rabbi and everything yo, what do you think they were doing? I don't know hold on Yeah, she had her bot mitzvah when she turned 40 That's not how I mean black people are late with shit Comedian and actress Tiffany had her bot mitzvah when she turned 40 years old since then she has shared her experience learning new Jewish traditions to connecting with her roots a bar or bot mitzvah is usually a ceremony that occurs in the Jewish child turns 13 It's a coming-age ritual in the Jewish community But for Hattish it was a way of celebrating her unique identity. See the shit right here. It's a whole fuck. I believe you Yeah, she had the rabbis and everything there Shout out to Tiffany. Um, why was the dead wearing that head wrap? What the fuck's going on exactly? What's going on? Yo, why are you brothers trying to turn you? You're new being white queens in the black women. Yo, what's going on? Why can't she wear it like fire? Oh, yeah Earrings like she's killing it. I do look fired like she she's like she got channeling Jill Scott and Erica by do and on Jemima like she's Look like I want to pour on some pancakes She's giving like she's giving like that that that that energy that sugar festival energy We never been to the sugar water festival. I did sugar. No, you wasn't sugar You did for real yeah with Erica by do Jill Scott Yes, what you and Queen Latifah with well flow trills in that year, but I did yeah, I've been the mad sugar water festival I have gone to sugar water given sugar water festival energy She looked like that middle pick is Jill Scott Erica by do Adele Queen Latifah bomb That would be an amazing headlining group for sugar water man. Did you ever go to sugar water festival Taylor? Probably not nah Taylor just want the sugar fuck the water yo listen to me That's gross Little salt and vinegar click About that shit talking about sugar You know what the Adele thing reminds me I You feel some variety test point your finger to your nose Taylor right now What Yo, if you bend your elbow Be in the building Something about fire marshes Taylor hate it on me yo Stop me mad at me for it stop rejecting I Know you Oh What do you mean we doing the pot Don't be belligerent don't be belligerent Taylor everybody's talking about this Adele picture cuz I think that Jonathan majors Listen you got something to say about everybody exactly did you see what Jonathan majors told his ex-girlfriend duck Did you see what he said he said he wanted he said he wanted his ex that act like Coretta Scott King and Michelle Obama In the ongoing misdemeanor That commenced on Monday the actors ex-girlfriend and alleged victim Grace Jabari Asserted that the 34 year old Insisted that she behaved more like former first lady Michelle Obama our civil rights icon Coretta Scott King What do you think when you hear that show I? think Is this a snow bunny? What makes it now is the comedy now you see the comedy it's not funny because of the situation But this is calm. There's some comedy in here. I had no clue that he was Dating a snow bunny white woman. Did he put his hands on a snow bunny? Oh my god allegedly allegedly Is that why the black community is so quick to forgive him for what happens? We don't there's nothing to forgive because you're It's an allegation, you know what I mean? It's an allegation. It's an allegation. I think I mean it's an allegation I think that him look when I when I saw this what I thought to myself Allegations these days a lot of allegations if you want if you're a black man who's dating a white woman And you want your white woman to be like Coretta Scott King on Michelle Obama Who do you think you are? But what does that mean even? To be like Michelle You know classy elegant You know what I mean? Is that what he means by it? That's what I think that's what I think classy elegant Because Coretta Scott was right or die. Definitely was right or die right right. I correct told the FBI Go ahead and put the motifs out of my husband and his infidelity because this movement is bigger than my marriage Right or die. So is that is he like yo, why don't you be a little bit more ride or die? And then what would he be riding or dying with Michelle about because Barak that hasn't had any infidelities I think now we know why he dresses like a civil rights activist Oh, Johnathan majors like when you see Johnathan majors all his pictures look like they should be in black and white You know what I mean? That's fact So I think that if he sees a woman and he wants his ex-girlfriend who's white to be more like those women It's because he sees himself in that civil rights activists Air he has the face for it You definitely have the face for it. So do Jonathan though Make sure you go listen to broke down profits on audible is he in that? Yes It's the latest release from Kevin Hart and I's production company sph productions We did it. We don't mean it was done so long ago But it's Jonathan majors Brian Tyree Henry Dasha Polanco Donnell Rollins is in it and it's written by my man S8 Cosby who the New York Times said is one of the Arthur's of the year Everybody loves SA Cosby's books. He wrote a razor blade tears. Everybody loves that. That's getting that got picked up That's getting done by uh God, what's the famous producer's name? I can't remember right now wine steaming What is wrong with y'all today Man Go to the next topic Jerry Brookheimer Yeah, Jerry Brookheimer is doing razor blade tears and paramount. Yeah paramount play is one of the rights to SA Cosby's book Razor blade tears. He has another book called Alderson is bleed won't you just name that one of the books of the year I say Cosby is really really dope man. Great guy. No Taylor What else do we have for memes that you won't care about next week? Come on tell Y'all come on, you know answer this question. Okay Tell us tight clicked on which doesn't belong Cuz this was um Can y'all answer this mother asked the internet for help on her first grade is confusing homework assignment Which word is the odd one out? friend egg To fresh desk Silver I think it's friend because what is it so my six-year-old daughter who's in year one got this homework? Question it's confusing in my opinion to say the least especially considering the age it's aimed at but I'd love to hear your Answers and y'all don't be having nothing better to do y'all y'all get on the internet in this the type of shit y'all do y'all get friend This is right. Obviously. Yeah, clearly a friend. The other ones are objects Duh, and then friend is a person. I wouldn't I mean, I think I got to what did you say it was Taylor? I said friend. I think I got you did not say friend. Yes. I did. What did she say? I thought you said silver Did you say silver? Wine Taylor, which one did you say? I didn't believe you just a friend. Okay Thank you for being a friend I'm not upset about your mama sorority hating on me Let's get to it your mama sorority hating on me because your mama love giving me her pie relax Well, I have the nerve. Yo, this is already gonna talk about yo tells Charlemagne get in line. Yeah, we've been eating her mama's pie That's what you say What is that supposed to mean is that the sorority? Yes, but was that supposed to mean it's I don't want no smoke Yo, leave me alone. Yo, but are the women and I'm tired. They know literally my mom was like tell Charlemagne to That my data sisters are annoyed with him for blasting it like he's been here Really, but what yo shout out to your mama Shout out to mama. Hey, thank you for the pie data's relax Okay Tell you mama something like that Y'all ain't never struck me as playing haters. Yo, okay, unless it's against the aka's but other than that y'all ain't never struck me as haters Why y'all gonna hate on me for cuz up and Taylor mama like to give me that pie stop Why do you say that because I swear to God my dad's gonna punch you in your throat? Why why are you making it something else? We're talking about no doubt. I was supposed to say that no doubt Taylor's mama gives me her pie loves giving me her When I eat her We go, we go, we go Anyways I hate y'all Yo, I love eating her pie so much because it's because why It's moist. Yo, I'm some Russian sugary. I cannot wait. It's sugary. I cannot wait. Very sweet. Very sweet. Very sweet Oh You think you're about to get some no Tell us that I can't get some I'll take some more for Christmas mama You enjoy eating mama haze, please feel free. I mean, can you imagine like I leave $40 on on you on y'all I said cash. I mean she's selling pies now. You don't want told me that. Yeah, so you mad cuz I want to pay her hold on And you're I'm making her start one because she Be acts like she don't oh, so we all eat your mama's pie on some real shit. I'm out to knock all y'all out Why Why do you don't make no sense? You say with the pie is sweet potato pies. I'm saying pie like sexual Well, maybe she wants to go outside of just sweet potato. Maybe she wants to sell that pie. That's right I'm just saying like I want some real shit That's delicious. I don't know. I'm not sharing with y'all. I don't want to bottom myself I was the same way Let me tell you something man Taylor Taylor Taylor mama haze gave me that pie And it was on the counter in the breakfast club studio And it was in a shop right grocery bag. Oh, no, and man. Taylor busted that shit open, right? Taylor Taylor busted Taylor busted her mom's pie What am I even listening to yo Taylor busted her mom's pie open and I just stared at the pie for a minute like Damn, that's a pretty pie and like all the dudes in the room was like y'all want to eat some of that pie Some of the ladies was like, yo one of the ladies had her own pie. Simcima Simcima had her own pie from Taylor's mom from Taylor's mom still wanted to eat more Taylor mom's pie. Come on, yo She won a second This sound like a successful business y'all. That's right. This sound like a successful business Your mom can make a lot of money selling that pie. Your mama got bottomless pie Taylor Tell his mama got bottomless pie. I wonder how the same energy when you meet her husband. That's all I'm saying Because you have to have a discussion. Yo, yo, he's the first person who had her pie. He locked it down Why do you think he married her? Because she got the sweetest pie Smart ass, intelligent human. You are the smartest man. He's a genius. The smartest man in lower darby For real. He's a genius Because he get that pie whenever he won All season we gotta wait for Christmas and Thanksgiving seasonal I gave it when it's seasonal Your dad gets it all year round I hate you. Why are you sitting like that? Oh, fucking no, man. It's nine o'clock at night. Why are we even here? Okay, I've been working since five in the morning. It's fun. Listen, Ashanti and Nellie are expecting. Congratulations Oh shit You didn't know that? No, well, what do you think about this video? Because it's I feel like they didn't necessarily Come out and say it What do you mean watch? Baby on the way mad bills to pay How come it's not true to Ashanti man. Ashanti so fly Ashanti so dope Ashanti got good energy too, man. She got a good spirit if you really pay attention to Ashanti Ashanti stays out the way Ashanti don't bother nobody Ashanti is only in drama when people bring her in the drama the most drama Ashanti has ever had in her whole career Is anytime everybody does the interview Other than that Ashanti don't bother nobody. She stays out the way She minds her mother fucking business man. I respect it so much man salute Ashanti I hope uh, if it's true what they're saying and she's pregnant from Nellie. I hope she has a healthy Pregnancy and I hope she has a healthy delivery man salute to you Ashanti and get that right What was that video you just showed us in why Taylor? She said and get that ring Because I was saying about this earlier. If you don't want to get married He's projecting I mean it might be a projection whatever but i'm just saying traditionally I will want to be pregnant or be married and then have a baby Nikki Haley wants to get rid of tiktok. How y'all feel about that? Let's hear what Nikki had to say about this. See how many followers she got We really do need to ban tiktok once and for all and let me tell you why for every 30 minutes That someone watches tiktok every day They become 17 percent more anti-semitic more pro hemats based on doing that we I don't have tiktok tiktok's fun. I don't have tiktok What do you think about that statement Shotsi? She looked like she banned her lips What? Did she do that She banned her lips I think her lips. Nah, stop playing. You know now she got lips. Yeah, what are you talking about? I think she got she got lips. I mean they're not Kylie Jenner. She don't have the front the front part She don't have the top lip I mean fast 50 percent 50 percent of what of the lips you don't you don't follow Nikki Haley on twitter I just don't understand how she came up with that stat like what who's who's doing who's the statistician that came up with that Shit, like if you stay on tiktok for 30 minutes, you become 17 percent more anti-semitic That doesn't make any sense. It makes zero sense whatsoever. And does it keep increasing like that? Yeah, if you stay for 60 does it go up to 34? You know what I mean? Get your calculator out there. I can't go past 34 17 times two is all I got I want to keep going My point is if you on there for two hours, it's over If you on there for two hours, bro, you full blown nacho. Whoa crazy crazy crazy Crazy all bad at math Yeah, I know it's a little over two. It's a 17. No, it's not even that it's a 17 percent increase every single time But don't matter. We're brilliant. It's real Even give my point is nicky haley's trying to ban tiktok. How do you feel about that, bro? You're not on tiktok. I don't give a fuck about tiktok You don't know what's going on. That's not the first person I've heard say ban tiktok They say tiktok is chinese spyware. I mean It's it is all of this shit is somebody spyware like facebook and instagram is our spyware It's more about like influencing culture I think that's what it is like we influence culture around the world with our social media Do we of course? I don't know man No, that's a fact I don't but in china. They don't even let their kids see this shit their algorithm is totally different in china I know like they let them see like stuff that's educational and things they can learn from I made this up on this podcast to you and then it went viral And that's why all these people are like we got to cancel tiktok. You don't remember It's doing this in the old studio. Fuck out of here. Yeah That's the reason yeah that place where you heard it from you heard Yeah Remember when you were just like I heard they from me Really? Yeah, but I also made that up. Trump said that shit too that everybody took it and ran with it But then it turned out to be right, but I was just a hunch So you Taylor Swift tiktok I think so. What does that mean? You did the same shit with Taylor. Andrew was ahead of the curve on the conversation Son, what did Taylor do? What did Taylor do? You created the Taylor Swift Beyoncé versus That was not happening People were just having a conversation about both of them being on tour Breaking records you came in here one day and you created the Taylor Swift versus Beyoncé Now every single time they mention Taylor anywhere. They say something about Beyoncé not being being Doing the thing she's doing basically Beyoncé's out movie comes out this weekend last weekend And they go compare the numbers no it came out last weekend. Oh, she did 21 million number one movie in the country Great feat in this era But Taylor did 92 million now I was watching fox is something and the guy was just like he was he was talking about telling how Taylor did 92 million No, he was talking about Beyoncé and how Beyoncé did 21 million and he goes But Taylor Swift did 92 just randomly. I'm like, I wasn't even about the conversation. You could talk about them independently That's what I'm saying. Why do you have to compare them? You use your phone You caused this show. Yo, you don't want to know something fucked up I literally put Taylor Swift in the Beyoncé conversation single-handedly like nobody was doing that before I did We're at the same restaurant the other night eating She don't send over a bottle of wine Come over say thank you a restaurant was yelling. Let's go. Parris People knew she was in there. Yeah, it wasn't mad paps and everybody outside. No, actually, which is quite interesting Who was she wait? Travis Kelsey. No, I was looking for Travis now Interestingly, you could come over and say hello for this like, you know massive career boost. I've given it. She might have thought you were scooter Dove with you Yo, free scooter Taylor stop stop bullying a scooter. Yo, I'll have a real conversation with you about yo Taylor I had another thought about Taylor and it slipped my mind just that fucking fast show Does she look like mark gag now? Exactly. That looks like mark gag. Well mark looks like her And by the way, that is not a disney Taylor Swift because mark gagging on is a beautiful human Dude, he's beautiful. I can't even call him a dude. I don't know He's an angel He's a pretty human. Yo, we don't who who can confirm mark is actually a guy He got a girl. I know he's married. What's that mean? He might be a lesbian. Oh my god Mark too beautiful, man. There's no way His beard do look a little lesbian that grows it out. Yeah, really Oh my god Mark is beautiful. Yo, I'm gonna be honest You can't tell me that's not mark's. I'm gonna be honest Mark might be Taylor Swift Mark might be pretty I don't know man, it's two different levels of pretty Mark is beautiful. Look at this man. Yo, look at this man. Yo, come on, man. You know, what's that mean? When it said who uh, when your face what face card don't decline. Yeah mark's face card don't decline Don't decline straight up mark. Mark. Mark's got the black card of faces. I'll give him He got a better body though mark. Yeah, he's built more right Really? Oh, he got a thing on him bro. Remember his kicks His kick. Oh, yeah mark too. Oh, you're right. Mark like jesus, man. He got that jesus He might have had jesus. Yo, but but the thing on him. I think he has the Taylor doesn't have yeah, no He's stacked. He's stacked. He's stacked. He's stacked. He's stacked. He got you beat easy With white ass everybody got tail. I mean Taylor's not Taylor's with our Taylor everybody wagon Do you know how to make a move though? No, you ain't never seen mark twerk. Don't insult that man Don't have somebody else embarrass you in here Mark will beat you in the torque off cut it out. Don't ask for the Mark over right now call mark the stallion over here, man Mark over here. Let him walk in the room and wake me to fuck up. I see mark. I'm saying I'm saying mark is the mark is the fucking stallion tell mark come in here and wake me to fuck up Come on man mark gagging on god even gave him a great last name Whatever you are mark motherfuckers be gagging on What's this a dick a vagina? Whatever it is mark. Shout out to mark. Yeah, so come on. Let's pay some bills, man Tell what we got Let's pay some bills. Oh, he says You want to do that one? I got two. What is it skylight frames? Oh, I love that goddamn tell we got all these fucking ads Let me stop complaining God is good god is good god is good all the time. 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That's 50 off $10 value when you spend $12 or more after signing up for dash pass with code idiots subject to change terms apply Sign up for more become a dash pass member today. Let's get back to the show Church announcements show see church announcements Yo, um, yo, congratulations. You sold out the fucking forum in LA. Thank you, my chief. You know, I'm saying Motherfucking big show. Thank you. Not the fucking little ones. Stop playing with them. We're doing all right out here And uh, we just announced the life tour Uh, the american life tour just went up on sale. I don't know when this is coming out So what do you want? What you know, what is the garden in the form? Well, I had to announce the garden the form first and now we had to announce, you know We are thinking now it's like 15 more shows. So make sure you go check that out If there are tickets left you get them at theadreshows.com um Yeah, we got miami austin charlotte atlanta boston Chicago Nashville phoenix san francisco Um, i'm probably forgetting some but make sure you go to theadreshows.com get those tickets while you still can How do we break fucking record, joe? How do we break records? I remember telling you man I remember telling you on this podcast some years ago that one day you were going to be the biggest stand-up tauren comedian in the world. I was saying I was looking at the guy russell Peter's Peter's a legend and I was like, yo, you gonna be doing that How do we get that how is it that we look a year from now and it says andrew shows Number one tauren comedian of 2024. How do we make that happen? I think we just keep on delivering great shows Got you. This this uh, this is the hour. I'm most proud of creating in my entire life. Really? Yeah, so it's I'm very excited about this one You know, because I've never been personal in my life In my comedy because I'd never thought I had anything interesting to share about like my personal life I thought it was interesting and uh about a year ago. I started going through something that was definitely uh Worth sharing so I'm yeah, and then crafted the hour about that. So it's so funny. I remember seeing I was reading some review about you and somebody somebody said something Similar to that. They were like I think it was after the show saves america And they were saying how funny it was and how great it was. They just wish you had got They lose they knew they knew more about you. Yeah, yeah, I remember seeing that so you giving it to them Yeah, I think it just has to be natural like it has to be You know you have to at least for me as a comic like you got to reflect what you're going through you know and like uh Yeah, it was just you can't force it. You can't force it. It's got and you also have to evolve like I think sometimes comics can Can start doing impressions of themselves without even realizing and I never want to be that I always want to be doing something different And I always want to be pushing the art somewhere. So I want to be a character to yourself exactly So yeah, so I'm I'm fucking hyped on this and the people excited I think it's just putting together great shows and having shows that people tell their friends about and You know That they ideally tell their friends like yeah, you cannot miss this when it comes into your town Yeah, because at the end of the day is just people going I need to be there Like they have to see you think you're funny and then want to be there And it's easy for people to get caught up in what works for them. So to hear you say Nah, man. Oh, yeah, I believe in the opposite. Yeah, you should make yourself nervous. You should push yourself into those places Yeah, you're uncomfortable. That's always been at least for me. It's like putting out stand-up You know originally, you know, then I did that crowd work special I was like, all right, let me just try this thing that became a big trend in comedy Then going to europe and doing the the shows out there that we felt and did that Like putting that special out like even doing the show saves america thing. I had never done that You know, I mean like I just never done like straight to camera. No audience rants, but I think that's how you got to stay fresh I also think that's how you respect your audience like they got to grow at you Absolutely Like you look at all these people who have had careers like they're around for decades. They're constantly evolving and changing Not a pivot Yeah, I mean look at even guys like in music jz. You look at drake You look at the guys who like are making different types of music and reflecting their life Because your audience wants to grow with you if you keep trying to satisfy The audience at the age they were when you started It's weird. So you're the one what they what they call that shit stuck in um Past not stuck in the past, but it's something they call it something molasses frozen. Huh? They're stuck in molasses or something like that molasses What yo, you know, it's so crazy somebody I'm so traumatized by this Listen today with the daily show The cameraman goes yo, show me why you ain't helped matty You couldn't even you say what you almost fucking got me you almost fucking got me Until my dumb ass realized the cameraman matty fell yesterday I'm like, bro my bad man. I was like the matty. I was like what matty nuts, huh? I'm and I'm saying and I'm saying it to him like what matty's nuts Before I thought I was an asshole And I I went to the desk and I thought about I was like, yo, you wasn't trying to get me batty But no to your point I don't even know what the fuck you was talking about. Yeah, I damn tired. No, we were talking about you's newest No, you're talking about the gift wrapping No, I was I absolutely was not talking about Listen, I want everybody to go Uh, listen to broke down profits on audible. It is the latest release from me and kevin heart's company sbh productions It's written by s a cosby. You know sh s uh s a cosby phenomenal author stars brine tyree henry Donnell rylans dasha polanco jonathan mages go listen to it right now on audible Make sure you also go listen to unleash for love from my good sister alisha renaid that is out on audible right now And go listen to summer 85. That's out on audible and find it to mika. All of that is out on audible Go listen to all sbh productions work on audible man. Thank you. What else we got tail again Oh, we go get my man. Doug melville's book invisible generals That's uh the latest release from my book in friend black privilege publishing with simon is shuster What else we got tail again? We gotta turn the heat off. It's hot as a motherfucker. I told you I thought it was just tail What else we got yo? Thanks. I'm hot. Okay Colorado Let's go scroll up a little bit scroll up tail. You don't Colorado Oh, yeah, first of all, I want to salute the usher because usher broke down in tears He wraps his vagus residency phenomenal. If you didn't get to see us his vagus residency Next time you're gonna see him is at the super bowl usher I really need you to bring the stripper pole to the super bowl That's stripper pole that you bring out on stage in vagus at your residency. Please. I'm begging you. I'm begging you Bring it to the super bowl stage. Please. What a year for him. Yeah Damn bruh, I'm never gonna forget. Ain't nobody drink more or more angry than him. I'm never gonna forget, right? Like it's a punishment What the fuck was that about? I'm never that Why you taking it out on the water, bro? Just have a sip What the fuck the bottle gotta get squished every little time. It's like bruh Yo, I stay ready so I have to get ready bro. It seems like you know what I'm saying You never know. I get you never fucking know yo It's over Y'all ain't preparing for the penis apocalypse. Okay, you don't know you you gotta know how to make it Y'all don't be on the y'all don't be on the websites. I'll be on y'all. I don't know about these zombies That's how he trying to make you suck. They did you ain't heard about that What you heard about that you heard about that there's this shit going around That they said in the future like in the zombie apocalypse that the zombies are just gonna try to make people suck They cocks All right, and the only way to make them stop is to make them bust Okay, I made it bust without even putting it in my mouth How'd you do it? You just saw everyone to take Talk about colorado i'm down to talk about colorado. Yeah, let's talk about colorado Let's talk about colorado because whatever we were talking about before I want to forget we Colorado the band how you even made that up what? Where did your brain go? Like we're just making fun of how violent you drink water to the music Oh, there's some fucking dick-sucking zombies gonna come around and we'll make you something I think the zombies want you to make sure not like a four-year-old to just learn words Like he's like and dang the zombies will come and they're gonna make you suck their dick And then if you don't do that you're gonna get stabbed and we have to drive a rain trover and then I want bank eggs And I don't What is going on you only got room for the pancakes in your mouth if you don't suck the clock You lose your appetite That is a problem What happened at the daily show? Yo, what they do to him at the daily show? Yo, he's too Facial Shout out to Brenda, salute to Brenda, I love Brenda, Brenda is the ultimate makeup artist, man He's in the Illuminati now Y'all playing with me? Yeah, I'm pending the Illuminati man. What y'all talking about? What you have to do to get in the Illuminati? Come on Oh Shawl out here busing on me like come on That's the initiation you want it or you don't want it wipe it off. You don't want it I'm the only straight person here. Yo, I'm straight. I'm straight too. What happened to the Colorado topic. Yeah, let's talk about Colorado Really You was like talk about Colorado talk about Colorado talk about Colorado talk about Colorado What's the headline give it to us, what is it? Colorado is a band the fat will be a discrimination damn Safe and the smart something smart Colorado is set to pass a law banning discrimination against people Who are overweight the so-called fat phobia law would require employers to offer workplace accommodations for overweight workers It would also ban landlords from turning away renters due to their weight A similar law was adopted in new york earlier this month. Really clearly not Colorado expects to build a pass sometime next year. I don't understand this like first of all How would you know somebody's fat phobic? Like, how would you know that a landlord? Turned you away just because of your weight. I don't like shit like that. Yo, because then that means that people who Are overweight who may not necessarily have the credentials to get an apartment or whatever can blame it on their weight That is an advantage to being fat. You could just blame everything bad that happens to you on people Yeah, man because you're fat. Yeah, man Damn the marvels is now the What is the marvels the marvels is carol danvers monica ramble, but it's a woman marvel in kamala kahn. Yes, I haven't seen it yet, but what's what's the point of it? Well, the point of it is it's the sequel to no, it's the sequel to captain marvel And you would have to be watching the disney plus shows to understand why monica ramble and kamala kahn Fit into it the marvels is now the lowest grossing film in the history of the marvel cinematic universe After a month in theaters the film reaches plateau after making 80 million in north america and 197 million globally The poor showing won't stop the film from running at theaters completely According to reports the film will run in theaters through new years I haven't seen it yet and um, that's a bad sign because y'all know i'm a marvel guy And why would you go see it? I mean i'm following all of this. I know what is the idea is it is like the view like What do they do they're all they complain about like what the ramble is captain marvel's best friend's daughter Like it's all it all makes sense kamala kahn is a super fan of captain marvel and something happens Where all of their powers are intertwined and they all end up like god damn it. It's almost like the appearance was all in sync Holy shit Think how sexist this is That's crazy you put that together To bring up old shit for no reason I mean they all do have their powers but their powers are intertwined for some reason But what are some other powers that they have? I know somebody already had to make that joke about just like women's periods all being insane. There's probably that I'm going other powers. Do they have charlomane? I don't think I know people saw her to make that joke Not enough people saw her to make That's fucked up though man marvel's in trouble yo marvel's in trouble I'm telling you the only thing that fucked up marvel was disney plus and the reason marvel fucked up disney plus is because People aren't invested in the tv shows if you're watching the tv I can't watch the tv shows and then motherfucking movie comes out based on it. Yeah Yo, low key, you know, I remember a time where somebody said yo disney plus is fucking genius And it's going to take over and it's going to be the best thing disney plus is killing No, you said that it's still killing. You just said what killed this movie is disney plus It killed marvel. Oh, yeah marvel. Yeah, look, I think part of this and I think we got to acknowledge is that marvel did the perfect Uh, what is it called? What is it called when you drop an album rollout? They did the perfect rollout for films for 10 like Yeah, they should study this in history. It will never be done to this level again The sophistication the success rate the storytelling intertwining everything different 10 years in my opinion don't Continue it Put it on ice for 10 years And then started up again with all new actors like they do batman like they do spider man like they do anything All the stories that we care about are done. We saw the end We don't need to see the fucking marvels figure their dumb shit out This is how I know me and your powers at the time because I was sitting at home And I write shit like this out sometime just to do it But if I was working at marvel, I would have did the same thing Endgame of vengeance that whole saga is gone. It's gone for now. So what do you do? The snap happened all throughout the universe all the different multiverses I'm going to they're on earth 616 now. I'm going to the other earth I'm going to the other earth that they went to in dr. Strange And that's how I introduce the mutants and the fantastic four and all that shit like that Now I might have done and by the way, you could go there and introduce life after the snap Don't worry about How we see life after the snap on earth 616. Let's go to this other planet Right and see how the snap affected that earth on that other earth That's in dr. Strange. You got the fantastic four and you got the x-men So you go over there Focus on the x-men for the next five years because you know, it's not going to be 10 because shit You know faster now low key. We haven't an x-men movie for a while stark died at the beginning That's what I'm saying. I'm a completely agree with you go right to the mutant saga leave what you did You did the perfect thing in filmmaking. I don't even think it was I think it was longer than 10 years That was a decade from the first iron man. I think first iron man was look it up Somebody no producers. I might be 20 years first iron man was like to let me see it's 2023 first iron man probably was like 20 Damn 2008 that's a 15 year run Why rush it Son why did they rush to introduce all these new characters and show us life after the snap chasing the fucking bag You chase the bag. You had nothing what they should have done is put it on ice Like you said we haven't had a good x-men run in a minute start the x-men over do the mutant saga I like it the fantastic force should never hit once in anybody's life if you want to try it try it I doubt it hits Let build out the x-men ship for the next 10 years and then you start with iron man again or start with the You know how I would have started the next saga. What's up? I would have went to the x-men but In this iteration of of marvel Deadpool would have been my iron man You know how iron man set it off For the marvel universe that we see now Deadpool 3 would have set it off for the next phase of the mutant saga Which I'm which I'm think they're going to try to do now And you start the mutant saga with Deadpool or is the timing off? I think you could because I want to see early wolverine again I want to see early like I guess we got wolverine. That's what they're doing in Deadpool 3 Deadpool 3 is huge in the yellow That's what I'm saying So they could have started it with Deadpool 3 the whole multiverse all of that shit like that, but just go just And Deadpool could have been time traveling. They already introduced time travel don't even talk about multiverse Like I'm over this multiverse shit. It sucks There's too many like loopholes if you die But that's the only way to that's the only way to introduce the x-men and fantastic for And it makes sense like marvel started doing a lot of goofy shit when they did like the secret wars and You don't know who to scroll was doing in-game like they fucking up the whole shit You need casuals in order to make billions of dollars on movies the beautiful thing about All these marvel films is or you could be a complete casual go to the movie theater Watch it and you're like that was an enjoyable experience I don't need to know anything else about the storyline with these marvels I gotta watch a fucking show about these female superheroes. Maybe I watch it. Maybe I don't it's too much I have to be too invested But yeah, you had the disney plus and because of that they needed stuff to put on there Of course, of course, oh by the way And they didn't and they didn't have license for x-men yet. They didn't have like sony still owned x-men Rush like your marvel is box office Is big budget son start at the beginning with x-men We will be right back into it I'm with you What you have you would have to do it in another earth because what would have ended up happening was You go do it in another earth the mutants are on this planet The mutants didn't exist in earth 616 they existed on this on this planet But the avengers don't exist on this planet So by the time you get to the incursions and all that shit these two planets collide That's how they end up all together Five seven years from now and they do secret wars that actually would be fine That's what they should have did but they I don't think they took a beat They there's no way they took a beat. Yo, I'll be honest if I'm restarting x-men I make no acknowledgement that it's on a different world I don't even mention the fact that marvel or whatever it was called. Uh, what do you call them or 616? Yeah, I what but what are the multiverse the multiverse. What do they call avengers? Avengers I make no mention of the avengers at all It's just x-men the mutants and then when the storyline gets to the point where it needs to converge Then you bring up this multiverse story all this other shit for a person who's just diving in It's too confusing. What about all these fucking worlds and shit? I don't want to deal with that Don't educate me on all these things. You're right. I watched that new spider-verse movie or whatever the fantastic I it's 30 minutes in it's too many different colors and shit. They're going in different worlds this person It's too much. You got to watch that shit hide, bro Maybe that's you watch that shit hide that shit is mushrooms or weed Oh, I only did it with weed mushrooms would be crazy Especially if you got like the surround sound in your house where you could feel it in your body That I wish I would have gotten wouldn't saw that in theaters. I did that was great. That's oh my god I hear it's great But the first 30 minutes I couldn't get through and then I apparently after that you really start getting into the serious story Yeah All I'm saying is yeah enough with this storyline. Shit. I can't even What about really let me think what I really enjoyed from marvel is going around. I enjoyed loki I enjoyed both loki. Fantastic. I enjoyed uh I enjoyed the what ifs I like she-hulk a lot of people didn't like she-hulk. I like she-hulk. You know The moment they had mech the stallion twerking in an episode. I'm like, all right The thing with she-hulk that makes it crazy. I don't know why we need she-hulk right now It's almost like marvel was trying to correct shit that they could have just took their time to correct Because they got so much flack for the first 10 years from not having no women characters So they introduced all these women characters. 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Ricky Smiley slams grown men who call roadside assistance for flat tire Recently, Ricky Smiley revealed how he feels about men using roadside assistance instead of changing their own tires Smiley said grown men calling roadside assistance for a flat tire is sassy as fuck Well, I am sassy santana then because if I get a motherfucking flat tire I'm calling roadside assistance, especially depending where I'm at because you know When you be on the side of the motherfucking highway and you get out to try to change your flat tire I didn't thought way too many times and heard way too many stories and motherfuckers getting blindsided You know, I'm saying getting hit by cars, especially depending on what time of day it is So I am sassy santana Ricky Smiley Okay One person said 20 minutes after tire changes Hands cleaned and back on the road. These are the things a man of my era learned as well as basic electrical work Well, I mean a lot of those guys that actually changed tires too. They don't know about roadside assistance They probably don't even had that shit on their motherfucking phone. Yeah, you know, yeah They probably yeah, they probably got a Suspended license and driving illegally shut up man Taylor Swift Time reveals 2023 president of the years. Taylor Swift. What you think about that shows? I mean she is oh, that's what we were talking about today on uh on uh on flagrant on the patreon about like Who is america's hero right now? Who's america's leader? It depends there's been different eras with different people baroque was in there It doesn't have to be like we have no leader in politics. We have I think we're I don't think we have a leader right now Like there's been times where different people were the person Okay, there's been Like it or not Trump there's been like it or not obama. There's been like or not tom brady Like when tom brady won that championship with the buccaneers It was like this moment where you're go. Holy shit is leader the right word out of leader of the right word Leader of the right word for the trump isn't obama. Let me you use leader like a hero inspiration person that we go to Taylor I think is it right now hundred percent telling and and I can easily explain why okay go because this whole Elevation of Taylor that we've seen over the last two years it came because she had a struggle Oh charlie you gotta sit up. I'm sorry this whole um Elevation of Taylor Swift that we've seen over the last couple of years it came because she had a struggle you know she started the whole campaign about School to brawn finessed her out of her cap, you know masters or whatever it is the goba cap And but but but it gave her a big bad villain her dad made a lot of money off that 15 million dollars So it gave her I don't think that I don't think there's enough on that 15 million dollars dad made a lot of money on that deal it gave her it gave her um A villain and so not only a villain it was a struggle story because it was like I can't get my masters back But I'm gonna go in this studio And I'm gonna re-record all of these albums which everybody knows is a tough task to do And so she she sold it to her fans her fans loved it And she put re-release those albums and she's doing one million copies in a fucking week the last one 1989 to redo Did 1.5 unbelievable. So she's america's hero and and she's being rewarded for it Then she went out on a triumphant tour You know unbelievable, you know to go out there to go out there and remind people of how dope she is But also kind of a thank you to my fans, you know, I'm gonna charge you millions of dollars I'm gonna charge you big buku money to say thank you You know, so she's the hero and it's also interesting because the reality is Donald trump is the time person of the year Talk to me why four indictments 91 criminal charges Two impeachments still projected to be the next president of the united states of america plays 18 holes a day Ain't even campaigning on no policy Ain't talked about no new legislation yet. Just straight revenge doesn't even debate doesn't even debate Isn't even showing up to the fucking debates How is he not the time person of the year? No, he's time person of the year Come on man. Yeah, but it's not for good. Shit though. They don't it'll have to be rewarded bad behavior. Why stop now? Why stop now? I mean, I'm sure it's charging $500 a fucking cameo To talk about The things that he got fired for to make jokes about the things he got fired for come on, man trump Is people are saying trumps gonna be a dictator? He gets asked about it by shon hannity He said on the first day. This ain't even the funniest part of the clip played his clip tailor I want to go back to this one issue though because the media has been focused on this and of attacking you Under no circumstances. You are promising america tonight. You would never abuse power As retribution against anybody except for day one Except he's going crazy except for day one meaning I want to close the border and I want Rewind is just a little I love this Listen play play play play this is phenomenal Again, I want to close the border. Go back a little bit more a little bit more right there Except what he's going crazy except for day one meaning I want to close the board Tribution against anybody you would never abuse power As retribution against anybody except for day one Except he's going crazy except for day one meaning I want to close the border and I want to drill That's not a drill. That's not that's not retribution I got i'm gonna be I'm gonna be you know, he keeps We love this guy. He says you're not going to be a dictator. Are you I said no no no other than day one We're closing the border and we're drilling drilling drilling after that. I'm not a dictator He didn't understand the question exact retribution he That's funny What hannity was setting him up for was basically saying hey, you're gonna be a peaceful president, right? You're not going to go locking people up because they gave you a hard time That ain't who I am and well no he answered a different question He was like he thought he was being asked You're not going to be a dictator if you win and he's like I am I'm closing the border and we're going to start to drill. These are the rules that I'm going to dictate They just messed up, but it's still funny that he said Trump know exactly what the fuck he talking about Yeah, he's like I'm gonna get on my talking points. It doesn't matter. What the fuck you asked In my way, it's no going back to democracy after this dictatorship Why would you go back to democracy after you've had a taste of dictatorship? Like if you were a dictator Why would you go back to democracy? I didn't realize he was talking to Sean. I thought he was talking to himself. That's what I was like This motherfucker cold. He goes he goes Dictated day one then he goes he's going crazy I thought he was talking about himself He said he's going crazy. I didn't realize he was talking to Sean He was pointing at Sean saying look he's about to go crazy because of my answer. Yo I thought he was talking about himself. He's going crazy day one only on day one. He's going crazy Let's do it. No, that's fire Go back. You sure he wasn't talking. He wasn't talking to himself. Yo, he's talking to Sean Because Sean said I'm over the softball never abuse power as retribution against anybody except for day one Except he's going crazy I want to close the border day one look he's going crazy You know the crazy party and I said this on daily show the fact that that's even a question in 2023 That's not a normal question to ever ask the presidential candidate regardless of what his answer was Are you are you going to be a dictator? And nobody gives a fuck That's why wouldn't I try it? If I was Trump, why wouldn't I try a little dictation since nobody gives the shit? Nobody cares about as well. I know Trump got to go home at night sometimes and be like man I should just dig I'm really getting away with this Like all this shit I got away with now So he's sitting back like so you mean to tell me I could really be kim jong-un No, he's not sure It ain't that far We don't see this is a man who loves power, bro. We gonna see I don't see why he wouldn't John stewart step it up. That's right And kim jong-un man, you kind of going out a little soft. You'll kind of dictate all you Do you see kim jong-un crying and off because he want more women in his country to have babies Well, go get after it. You're a dictator, bro. Go get after it Being abortion like america does you know me america don't cry over telling women what to do with their bodies. They just do it Yo salute the big uncle man. 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Because we keep asking to do asking idiots, but you keep punting the ball to something else That's a good point. You can try to see Drinking again still drinking again I'm about to start drinking if you don't bring up Come on come on. Come on taylor asking idiots. Come on taylor gang. Let's go. What's wrong? Mike x 0702 says is there any truth to the saying fake it till you make it? Yeah I often wonder about this saying Because I think yeah, I don't think you have to fake it to make it I think if it's destined for you to make it You're going to make it you probably wasted a whole lot of time faking it And probably didn't even truly make it until you started being a true authentic version of yourself You know what I'm saying is I don't know if fake it till you make it I don't know if there's really any Any truth to that because I can't fuck with people who I can't fuck with fake people I can't oh, but I didn't look at it like that I looked at it at fakes you make it is more like you don't believe you're qualified for the thing But you go try to do it anyway And through attempting to try to do it you realize you are qualified. I never looked at it like that That's how I looked at fakes you make it like if you out here like fake flexing or fake that No, but if you have some imposter syndrome going into this job that you just got I think that's normal I think most people have that a little bit of insecurity Will I be able to you know rise to this challenge and I think that's a human thing So you should go and try to rise Yeah, one of my my mentor one of my mentors dr. Robert Evans man sleuth professor He said to me wave this is back in this like 2001 and I was doing radio at hot 98 nine in Charleston, South Carolina and um, they hired they they they they find my guy big g sleuth to my dude big g and they hired A guy named quarry hill to be the program director sleuth the quarry hill quarry hill was a radio personality on another station and I remember being like What this why is quarry the program director in my mind? I'm I'm thinking that I'm saying that to my people and I remember um I remember cliff fletcher god best blessed the dead cliff was the owner of the station cliff asked me I remember I never forget he was in the studio. He asked me. He said he ever thought about Being a program director I was like I don't know nothing about being a program director, you know, I like being a personality and I remember telling professor that After quarry hill who was a radio personality who had never been a program director Had got the gig and I remember telling the professor that professor looked at me. He said If I ever hear you do some shit like that again, I'll smack the shit out you See, you don't ever tell a motherfucker You don't know you don't know how to do something. You can take that motherfucker job. We'll figure it out So that's kind of like I guess 100 you know figure to tell you make it I guess How much do you get paid when you're a radio dj or radio? What were you called a radio personality in charles talking at that time that was 2000 and 2000 2001 I was getting paid 19,000 dollars a year And you couldn't tell me that wasn't the shit and Would you also have to do a bunch of things outside the job in order to make money the same shit that radio personalities do now So hosting hosting parties all that shit. Hell yeah, would you make more money on that stuff than you would working as the radio personality I never tallied it up, but it probably was about the same if I so you use the fame and influence to Create other revenue. Yeah, well back then you got a thing We weren't even the the money we used to get the charge the money we used to charge for parties back then It was like 150 dollars. No way. Yeah, so hosted at the time in charles, South Carolina Hosting parties. I was getting 150 dollars 2000 2001 I still live on my mom 19,000 dollars a year getting like a hundred and fifty dollars to host parties Did you have any endorsements? Yeah, but I mean it wasn't like even then it wasn't crazy money like endorsements back then was like 50 Like 25 50 dollars or some shit like that like times have definitely changed people Definitely changed, but isn't that interesting like I think maybe for younger people They don't understand the influence that like the radio had Oh, yeah But the radio people were celebrities To think that somebody your local person that you hear every single day was making only 19 What was your time slot? I was on 7 p.m. The midnight. Is that a valuable slot? Is that Nighttime I mean it was valuable for me because I'm me Right, so I was on there like I had the number I had the number two show I got the it went from I think they might have been like number 13 or something I took it to like number two get out of here. Yeah, you know couldn't beat the hair of the station z 93 was the station I left to go there But yeah, I mean that's the game and I tell people all that all the time like Ken radio right even if you On a show like let's say like let's say the whoever we bring in for the breakfast club The money's gonna be good You know what it's not what are you gonna do with this opportunity? Yes The money's gonna be good, but it's not gonna be what it what it what it will be Or what it can be, you know, I mean so But it's it's so much come on man imagine the opportunity you're gonna get being on The breakfast club right now 100 plus markets being the only woman, you know what I'm saying nationally syndicated Radio show like whatever you're doing is gonna multiply times 10 and people don't like what you just said is true The power of radio was very very very different like very different. I would love to talk to Ricky smiley I would love for Ricky smiley to talk about how His comedy career was before radio As opposed to being on the radio every morning D. L. Hugley. How's your comedy career? Before radio as opposed to being on the radio every day, you know what I'm saying Like whatever you're doing is going to elevate at times 100 like and that's why most people still stay on the radio That's why Steve Harvey's still on the radio That's why Mario Lopez is still on the radio That's why Ryan secrets is still on the radio because whatever you're doing outside of radio You can magnify at times 100 radio was the greatest amplifier out there So even though I was making $19,000 a year in Charleston, Carolina, I had that big amplifier, you know that big stick That's what we used to call it So you left another radio station to go there you left the number one I left a bigger stick to go to a little stick to go with a more comfortable stick. Why'd you leave? Because they wouldn't make me full time. I wasn't full time at the other station Uh, then you got offered full time from this. Yeah, my man big G So the big G a cliff fletcher first people to ever give me a full-time job in radio and big G said, yo I want you to do a morning show at night. So that's what I learned to do segments and sketches and all of that other type of shit, you know At hot 98 nine in Charleston. I'm forever indebted to big G man. I love you big gio George cook one of the greatest program directors in the motherfucking country Don't you ever forget it? And what do you think it was that bumped you up in the ratings? Was there like an event that happened an interview like how did people start realizing I was retarded You're talking about being 2001. So you were just going crazy in fucking saying Pure insanity Anybody in Charleston, South Carolina who grew up listening to me on hot 98 nine will tell you the same Did you Tarded, did you go? Did you go from night time today? What do you mean like did you go to date? Did you go to morning like I only did night seven to midnight? Wow To everybody who worked at hot 98 90 that time divine martino my man D nice George cook duck banks and DD maguire with this syndicated morning show And that's it. That's literally all we had. You get a different Audience too. I worked at night. I worked on cosmic cap show You were going yeah, nice was great because all the kids was home, you know what I'm saying And my segments were geared towards the kids. I had a segment called hate o'clock So I was like hot 98 nine howl if you're hating. I just had motherfuckers calling up shitting on people for a whole hour Yes, hot 98 nine howl if you're hating it's called hate o'clock Everybody was just calling showing each other then at nine o'clock I would do something called lyrical warfare what I would have people calling to the radio station live and rap And I would just live and I would just shit on them And I had this drop that used to go you are baboonki baboonki baboonki whenever you was wack How'd you have it live? weren't they cussing? Yes Retarded How many times do I have to tell you the radio station getting trouble. Did y'all have box pro back then? Yeah, we had the 360 and I know we didn't have box for we had the 360 the mpc 360 shit it was just like it was it was but by the way funnest time ever Funnest time ever Because I was I got I got fired I got fired from hot 98 nine from doing my first firing for doing what going live People cuss. What are you talking about? That's not why they just told me they needed to move in another direction What do you think the reason was I mean when I think back on it now because I was retarded But like you were the number two show doesn't mean anything I had no leverage I was making 19 thousand dollars a year. Who is this motherfucker to be on our radio talking shit I'll be talking I'll be talking shit about the people downstairs the sales people downstairs for no reason Like no read I was I was retarded. I know I was retarded. I'm not gonna say they're not gonna like I wasn't retarded I was retarded straight up And I can use that word because in 2001 that word was still appropriate I'm talking about myself for 2001 one more one more than we gotta go to bed. Yeah, we gotta go to bed Uh I want y'all do this which one Neither one of these two Which one Whatever which one you choose one of these two Go to the other scroll up. I like this other one. This guy needed some advice go to the guy who needed some advice S. Jeb 342 we're gonna end with you He says should I quit my job because everyone is semi racist and only make black jokes to me What do you think shows um I'm the wrong person to ask you are probably asked do they slap them? I like I like a good racially charged joking. What's the job? I need another job I mean I like a good racially charged joke Like if he's santa claws No Like you're gonna get these jokes being black santa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? I think it just depends on the job. Like is there a very true very true. What is the job? That is a great Motherfucking point because why would they just be making black jokes about you you work somewhere that either Black people don't normally work and these white people are comfortable enough to make black jokes Something's going on there. Yeah, something is going it might have been I mean it might be latinos. I don't know something's happening You got to give us more give us more as jeb 342 and we can answer your question because I'm the wrong person That I literally just said this earlier. I like a good racially charged joke You give me a good racially charged joke. I don't you know regardless of what the race is clean So he also he also says I also feel like they don't promote me because it's a white guy club We had a fuck do you work at? Yeah 342. Yeah, brother hit us up next week And uh, yeah, tell us and we'll give you some jokes to say exactly. We'll give you some. Yeah And we give you some jokes to do. All right. That's it guys I'm tired of shit, bro. It is 9 42 bedtime at fucking night. I'll ever say we don't love y'all Okay, I did breakfast club this morning daily show today and came in here and gave you how much time alex About an hour and 40 come on. What the fuck an hour 40 and I only wanted to do 75 Don't ever say we don't love y'all. We love y'all man. 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