 And Adam does movies live, already. Man, I don't know what's happening. I was doing so well with StreamYard for a while, but now it's just a complete disaster getting things set up properly. StreamYard has this new fantastic feature that worked exactly one time and never again where you can use your new iPhone and it will act as a camera, which was so nice in my last stream. And the picture quality was great, but it didn't work this time around. Couldn't get it to work. So we're just dealing with the camera we have now. All right, getting down to business. Madam Webb is in theaters tomorrow for Valentine's Day. Of course, you know, Valentine's Day, when you think of it, you think of Love is in the Air, maybe going on your first date, sharing a romantic dinner with a loved one, maybe giving a few extra bucks on OnlyFans, or sitting down, spending your hard-earned cash to see Madam Webb, which I imagine is gonna be one of the greatest superhero films of all time, a modern classic, in every sense of the word. Before I jump in, a couple of housekeeping notes. Number one, if you didn't notice, I posted a little JPEG earlier today on the community tab, notifying you that I have a live stream tonight, which you're watching right now in real time. I have a movie review going out tomorrow from Madam Webb after I see it in theaters because I hate myself. I have a rant. Adam Rantz's movies is coming back. I'm very excited to do this. It was a thing that, I was at Megacon a little over a week ago on a couple of movie panels. It was an amazing experience. And when I'm talking to Sean and Cody and some of the other critics, I look at Chris and he's like, yeah, the main thing people know about my channel is I talk about stranger things. Okay, Sean, the main thing they know about my channels is that I rank everything under the sun. Cody, I'm specifically a horror based, but I cover everything. Adam, I don't know. I don't know anymore. It used to be movie feuds years ago, then it turned into movie roasts. And I just kind of been waffling. I do movie reviews, obviously. I'm starting to do more trail reactions and I do a few other things, but what's like my thing? Well, I'm a smart ass. I like to tell jokes and people used to love my rants. So Adam rants movies is coming back at least once a week. They're gonna be 15 minute, 20 minute videos. It's just me being raw, unfiltered, having a good time. I'm very excited to do those. Look for them. First one's coming up this week. And then Friday, we have another live stream. All right, I'm not gonna waste any more time. Super chats are always welcome. It's the lifeblood of the channel. 2023 was freaking awesome for the support on the live stream. So I really appreciate it. Even a couple bucks gets you featured on the video. I read your comment, I answer your question, whatever. Whatever, I assume it's gonna be Madam Webb related and how great the Sony Spider-Man cinematic universe is. The Spider-Man universe that doesn't actually have Spider-Man in it. All right, I have a buddy who's gonna come on here in just a second. Kind of last minute, I threw out the invite. You may remember him. He was on the channel quite a bit six months ago. He was also in my life quite a bit six months ago. And then he decided, I'm just gonna go, I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna leave not only the state, but the country. I'll let him give his own introduction and a little bit about what happened. But DJ Bless, AKA Sutter Kane, are you ready to come in? Thumbs up. All right, he's ready. There he is. How you doing? I'm back on the channel. The one and only, blessed. AKA Sutter Kane and the place to be. I'm back in the United States of America. I've been in Africa for the past five months. I was with Eddie Murphy. Feeling the rays down in Africa, just kidding. They play that song and people going nuts. Oh my God. You know that one part, They go crazy over. I go crazy. It's something I have in common. I've totally seen it. But no, man, I was down in Africa for the past five months, actually Uganda. You know what I'm saying? You know, getting the women to touch the royal penis. I don't know if I can say that on here. I mean, I did just say it. I edited it myself. But yeah, no, it was good though. I had a good time, man. I was going for five months. I lost like 30 pounds. You can't really see in the face, but the body. This shirt, I could not fit when I came before I left. The shirt now fits me. And I'm like, nice, nice. Yeah, man. So it was cool, man. So dude, I'm back. I'm back in the United States of America. Well, and what better way to come back than with celebrating Madam Webb hitting the big screen? Are you excited? Are you going with me tomorrow? Is this happening? You know what? If you're going at 12, I think I'm gonna set my alarm clock to go with you. I'm doing a lunch movie. Work will just think I'm on an extended lunch. I make up the time at my real job. I make up the time. Yeah, I set my alarm clock thing, God willing. I set my alarm clock and I'm gonna go with you tomorrow. What does that mean? You'll set your alarm. Are you still doing this? Stay up till four in the morning, Shenanigans, and then? Oh, man. Today I woke up at late. Today I woke up at 11 o'clock. Yeah, I was exhausted, man. I was so exhausted. I woke up at 11 o'clock. I've been trying to wake up at nine and I've been doing great. But today was the first day I woke up at 11. But no, I'll come with you tomorrow because I haven't been to the movie since I've been back. I've only been back. I got back Tuesday. Today's Tuesday, right? Last week's I've been home for 10 weeks. Yeah, I've been home for one week now. And it's a 26 hour flight to home, 26 hours. Well, it's good to have you back. Thank you. It's so good to be back. It's been kind of sad. I'm not gonna lie. Going to regal by myself. And typically I'm like the only person in the theater now because I go to an afternoon showing. So it's just me with my dick in my hand at Wonka. Sounds like C.H.H. Herman. Yeah, yeah, well, that's the gist of it. Yeah, there was one guy, there was one other guy in Wonka and he was passed out snoring. Really? Yeah, that's what we're dealing with at regal now. Dude, wait. Oh yeah, go ahead. No, you go first. I have such a good story to tell you about movie theater and stuff. You go. Okay, I'm just gonna give you two super chats that already came in. We have Tony from Hack the Movies shot out of a cannon saying, I'm seeing Madame Webb on a date with the Dune II popcorn bucket. Okay, nice. Nice, Tony. Tony, Madame Webb I was informed that it was actually spelled M-A-D-A-M-E. So it's Mad Dame Webb. Mad Dame Webb. You know, I'm kind of disappointed because I was gonna title my review, Adam Webb reviews Madame Webb because it was just one letter separating but there's an E at the end. So I don't think I can do it anymore. Oh my gosh. Thank you, Tony. I'm so excited for you. Sherzad Khan City, is that how you say that? 199 super chat. I rather watch you rant than hot women act in Madame Webb. I appreciate that. Yeah, I mean, the hot women thing isn't really much of a selling point anymore when you can just follow, you know, have all these women on Instagram and TikTok and all these places, you don't need to go spend $15 to see them. Dude, it's hard to be, it's extremely hard to be with TikTok the way it is now and the way everything is going, yo. It's like porn central on TikTok. Oh yeah. Are you on Twitter, AKA X? Oh my God, X is straight up porn. Like I'll be strolling my feet. It's just like, oh my God. Dude, it's really like, oh my gosh, it's bad. Yeah, it's really bad. Plus if you're trying to live a street path, stay off of TikTok. TikTok is so tempting, so tempting. X is actually, X is like walking down Sin City's back alley. You just don't know what you're gonna get. I totally believe it. Dude, but you're talking about one person snoring in the movie theater? The movies I came from, people would talk on their phones, have FaceTime conversations. What else was it? It was a lot, man. It was really like, and I kept on saying it on some Adam couldn't hang with this. No. Like the movie that is I went to in Uganda, I was like, Adam wouldn't have a night, Adam would have a piss face in there. I'd probably be thrown in prison because I would just snap at some point and attack someone. Dude, the movie, the screen, I was watching it, it froze like if it had bad reception and they wouldn't give us no concession. So it wasn't like, you know what, guys? You pay for this movie, let me at least give you free popcorn or something. None, zero. They wouldn't give nothing for free, bro. No refunds, nothing, they're just killing. This is what you get. You should have expected this, yeah. Plus for the Bollywood and the Hindi movies? Oh my gosh. It was packed in there, bro. People every time, like instance one, the stars came on, everybody would take their phones out and stuff, yo. Like it was really like, is this a movie dinner, man? That's insane. Yeah, but I'm definitely down from Adam Webb tomorrow, 100%. That'll be a real nice way to, I mean, it's Valentine's Day, so that's gonna be a special experience for us. Oh my gosh. Yeah, my wife, you know, Lindsey's not going. She's gonna be home. She said, Adam, why don't you go ahead and go to that by yourself and we'll hang out later. One thing you would like though, the popcorn, hot dog, I bought two hot dogs, a popcorn and two drinks for like eight bucks. That's a good deal. That was really damn good. I was at the Regal last week, you're gonna be sad to hear this because I've always been all about supporting local theater chains and I always buy a drink there. I started sneaking in the bottle coke now because it's so out of hand. I went and got a small drink at Regal. It was $7.15. Yeah, that's too much, man. What are we doing? It's a small soda. And I said, oh, did you scan my discount? And they're like, no, we already scanned it. Oh, wow. Yeah, I know. 10% is not saving you shit anyways, I'm done with that. Matter of fact, I gotta renew my unlimited pass for Regal. Actually, I'm gonna do it tonight and tomorrow. Yeah, gotta renew that. I would tell you where I'm sitting in the theater. I would give you the seat, but it doesn't matter. There's like four people in there right now. So just go wherever you want and we'll meet up. We'll catch up in the middle. Is it the big movie? The big room? It is in the big, the noon showing is at the big screen. Oh, nice. Yeah. I need to definitely do mine then and get it back. And if it's theater number nine, I don't think it is, but theater number nine has a bad light now. So if you can't sit on the right side of the theater or this super bright light will come down and you like a, you know, like- It stays on the whole time? Yeah, it stays on the whole time. Yeah. Are you serious? It's not good. It's not a good situation. I sat over there before and I thought, because it's kind of like a spotlight in one little section of the theater. And I felt like everybody was kind of looking at me because this light was so good. Yeah, man. Uh-uh, no way. Yeah. But no, that's going down. I don't typically address the, you know, kind of the peasants in the comments because I need super chats. That's all I listen to these days, bless. But someone did say, Adam, does Adam have cameo yet? I do have cameo. I haven't promoted it at all because I don't really understand cameo, but Tony from Hack the Movie said, Adam, here's a, here's a like a pass to get into it. So yeah, if you search Adam does movies, I'm on there and I can, you can pay like $10 or $15 and I can say happy birthday or tell your friend to go fuck himself or whatever you want, I can do, you know. Maybe bless can jump on there even. We can have like a, you know, a white guy, black guy, thumbs up sort of thing. Sounds sexual. It always is with us. Should we get into it? Should we get into the reviews so far from Adam Webb? Dude, I could predict the reviews. First of all, it's Sony and I wanted to be hyped about the trailer. When I was in Uganda, that's also as a trailer and I'm like, okay, you know, I'm not seeing anything else, but another movie is only like one movie that shows every two weeks here. So I'm like, okay, fine. But now that I'm back, yeah, dude, I'm pretty sure that movie sucks. Have you seen any of this, you know what it's out in Ron Tomatoes or anything? No, I'm a Google right now. I'm just, yeah. What do you think it's at? What do you think it's at? It's gotta be about like 30%. Oh, that's way too high. Are you serious? It's at like 12%. Are you? Wow. Oh, shit. Hold on a second. Let me look this up. Yeah, I mean, that's what it was. You know, it's still early. So those reviews are in flux. That's not early. That's terrible. Oh, yeah. 16%. 16. So it's gotten up a little bit. All right, yeah. All right. How many reviews? How many reviews are in? 72 at 18%. 72? Yeah, that's pretty set in stone. It's not gonna move much after that. Dan says a waste of time. Well, yeah. Well, I have reviews here, bless. So let me present. Oh, no. Yeah, go for it. Let me go ahead and share the screen. Okay, here we go. So here are the first reactions after the premiere. The premiere, by the way, I'm told was, I think it was either earlier today over lunch. Sony just was like, oh yeah, the premiere is going right now. Critics had to like rush out to it. Oh my God. No heads up. Matt Ramos Morbius was better is the first tweet. And this is a guy that's very generous. I've seen him in the past. He's very generous to movies. Damn. Chris Parker. I saw Morbius too. Chris Parker says, Madam Webb is an embarrassing mess. Talented stars wasted on probably the worst comic book movie I've ever seen. Filled with atrocious dialogue, awkward editing and all around laughable structure. I sat there baffled scene by scene. Someone approved this. The memes will redeem it. What's up with Sony, man? You think that they just like, okay, no share. That's all I was about to say. Is it just a tax write off right now? Or what is this? Oh, I think, well, so I'm gonna have, this is gonna be my first Adam Rantz movies of the year. Kicking off the new thing is gonna be on the Sony Spider-Man universe is what it's actually called, which is laughable without Spider-Man. Yeah, it's the Sony Spider-Man without Spider-Man universe. I think what happened was Venom came out very cheaply made. It made a whole bunch of money. And Sony's like, oh my God, we barely tried on this film. Let's just do it again. And they did with Venom too. And it also made a shit ton of money because people like Venom and they like Carnage. And that was the first time it was on screen. So I think it just gave Sony this really terrible impression that they could make complete trash or bottom of the barrel films. And they're still gonna make a ton of money. So then they did it with Morbius and I'm pretty sure Madame Webb and even Craven were in production at the same time. So they had three movies kind of all going on at once. And because of how, you know, what they saw from Venom, they thought, we'll just keep doing this. And now people are waking up and realizing, these movies suck ass and they're all the same. So we're done. Dude, the whole point is this is like, they don't put like no type of effort into the story, into like making it something. Is this like, man dude, like, and the whole point with like Madame Webb, like I had to really look her up. I was like, man, who the fuck is this? And stuff like that shows you my comic book knowledge. I was like, it's such a terrible, it's such a terrible combo of a really unknown property for most people combined with the strong female lead trio or, you know, for some, we just saw the Marvels completely tank at the box office by this evening. I saw that too. And by the way, I had no, I actually enjoyed the Marvels. I thought it was a perfectly fine, you know, family kid crap, it didn't bother me. Did you hate it, I assume? Or were you? Yeah, that's fine. I watched it and it was like, it's okay. I watched it actually a second time with my family. Connor, you know, he's, he's 11. So he doesn't give a shit about seeing women in anything. So he was out. My daughter, Olivia loved it and Lindsay was out about halfway through, but Lindsay also didn't like Barbie or she just doesn't, she doesn't, yeah, she's not caught with any of it. She's out right away. She's like, I'm done. I don't care. Yeah, I saw Barbie. I ain't like that either. I ain't like Barbie. Yeah. So this just doesn't have, I mean, it had the female thing going, not going for it because people apparently don't want to see this kind of superhero movie. It had the terrible Sony Spider-Man universe going against it. And it had this obscure character, Madame Webb, who I would imagine 99.9% of the population doesn't know about. I had no clue. Yo, when I was watching the show, I'm like, and I knew, cause you know how you know, the business behind the scenes is like, okay, they really trauma monopolize off this Spider-Man thing. Like, who is this lady? Yeah. So yeah, no dude, I'm, I definitely, I didn't have high standards for tomorrow, but I'm definitely gonna go see it. I think we'll be the, we'll be four people plus us. So I'm guessing the four people are couples. Yeah, I would imagine. Actually, no, I think the four people are sad lonely guys. It just looked like there was one seat taken around all the theater. Yeah, it's just gonna be, it's gonna be a bunch of bozos. Oh my gosh. Yeah, it'll be a, it'll be a good experience. What do you think of, so I really like the fact that, let me get off of this screen for a second. Let's get back to the two, just the two of us. Just the two of us. The, I love that. What's for now? It's Sweeney, something, the new hotness that's in the film. Sweeney from Sweeney. I always think Sweeney, Sidney Sweeney. Sidney Sweeney's in the, I assume you know who that is. That's the girl from that soft porn movie. Yeah, Euphoria and she was in that new rom-com. Sony clearly didn't know what they had with her when they were filming this, or they would have made her front and center in this movie. I'm guessing she's very much kind of a sideline character. And instead we have Dakota Johnson running this thing as lead. What are your thoughts on Dakota Johnson as an actress? Dude, I only know her from like a couple of movies, but I never thought I would see her in like a Marvel slash Sony action film. Like, that's the whole point. Another thing to note, I'm not attached to the comic book character. So right now she can lie to me and just tell me anything in this movie. And I would have to fact check everything. We'll have to see what the hell this is. So that's the best part. Dakota Johnson is a nepo baby. Her parents are celebrities, of course. So she got into the, you know, that doesn't mean she can't act. But you know, her starring role was 50 Shades of Grey, if you remember. That's her point, yeah. Yeah, that's her claim to fame. She's been doing the whole press junket circuit and she has been basically low key shitting on this film every time it's brought up recently saying, yeah, this is not the script that we signed on and it changed a whole bunch of times during it. And yeah, not good. Some of the interviews have been very funny though. I bring up that she's a nepo baby because clearly she doesn't give a shit about how she comes off on camera. She's just straight up telling it as it is for a veteran and typically for worse. Okay, back to the reviews here. What do we got here? James Preston Poole says, Madam Webb is totally fine. There's really not a lot to say here. The leads are charming. Dakota Johnson is a witchy weirdo. The slasher final destination meets superheroes vibes are there but there's just not a hold to it. Not a disaster, just kind of there. So he thinks it's just kind of there. Both critics lately, I'm gonna be honest with you, yo. Yeah. We'll shit on anything, but this is definitely probably worth shitting on. I'm not saying this ain't. Yeah. So tomorrow would be wild if I come back out that movie and it's like, damn, that was pretty good. You know what I'm saying? No, you are rewarded. And this has been the case for a few years now and it's gotten way worse because of TikTok and YouTube shorts because you have to capture attention right away. You are rewarded for having like super polarizing opinions on things. You have to say something is a one or a 10, otherwise you just don't get those eyeballs on you. So James here saying it's kind of just mid, maybe he's right. The trailer made it look like complete dog shit personally, but that doesn't mean it was what it is. I like the final destination shot because I feel like you can't see the future and stuff like that. That's the whole hook. Yeah, the final destination. And I like the final destination movies. I just think that's a good one. And I was thinking about final destination. Hollywood Handle says, Madam Webb is a clunky, poorly written, messy and sloppy movie packed with some mediocre editing and performances. Even though it had solid cinematography and an interesting concept, it couldn't be saved due to its terrible execution. All right, there's just a couple more here. I was not, this is great. Dorth goes, I have successfully left my house, now seated and then he replies to himself, I was not unfortunately successfully entertained. Madam Webb is a series of misses and wasted opportunities and not just for obvious reasons. All right. Damn. Yeah, just not good. I watched Madam Webb and it was bad. I tried to give it a chance, but sadly the poor execution didn't help it. Cass was awesome, but the performances were definitely disappointing. Damn. Yeah, this is, I mean, it's all negative. Unfortunately for me, Madam Webb lacked the spark and needed in nearly every department being acting action sequences. There are a few good moments with an excellent overall pacing, but geez, was this hard to get through? I always said, geez was spelled J-E-E-Z, not G-E-E-S, but that's a small gripe. Britt, you're doing fine. Bless, do you want to hear a positive? Cause I did find one. Do you want to hear a very glowing positive review? There's a nude scene in here. No, there's not. This is probably PG-13. This guy on Twitter, I found, gave this review. Madam Webb is a spectacular film. Dakota Johnson gives possibly the best performance of her career as Cassandra Webb, and her connection to the other characters is so entertaining. Ezekiel was an amazing villain for the movie as well. The movie is out tomorrow. Go see it twice. Bless, it sounds like this movie's amazing. No, it sounds like somebody sucked them off of this review. You think so? The name of this person's handle is Mania Madame Webb-era. Oh, so this is a fan page. If you click on there, you can see that this guy, Nova Mania, it's just mostly non-stop Madam Webb porn. Oh, I gotta share this tab instead. It's basically just sucking off Madam Webb non-stop. Basically, I told you somebody sucked them off of this one. Well, so I think I've seen this guy before. I bet you heard it. And I'm pretty sure this Nova Mania dude did the same thing for Blue Beetle, either that or someone else. I think he gets a check, or he gets like a presser or a screener, or this is just straight up some sort of fucking bot account that they, you know, it's a fake account that they just re-skin when a new movie comes out. If this is a real person, you have the worst taste ever, or you are completely full of shit, and I'm guessing it's the latter. Yeah, I just can't believe he says the best performers. Unless they're acting is really that bad. No, it's a bullshit account. There's no other way around it. Dude, now I'm excited to see this movie tomorrow and see how full of shit it really is. Dude, I'm just going to go support Regal. We need to support our movie theaters, everyone. I'm gonna be honest with you. The movie theater shut down, I don't know what I would do with my life because I go to the movies every single week, no matter where I'm at, I go to the movies. So yeah, we have to support the movies. Is it buying popcorn like supporting them or just going to a movie supporting them? They make most of their money on concessions. So you're, I mean, I'm ashamed and disgusted that I just revealed to you that I snuck pop in recently because I just, that amount of money is insane to me to pay $7 for a soda. Dude, I'm sneaking McDonald's, everything in there. Okay, so you're supporting them, but you're not going like hog wild. That's fine, okay. I get their Regal pass, that's enough. That's enough. We have Kyle Nelson here, a good supporter, Kyle Nelson for $2. He says Dakota Johnson's dad is Don Johnson from Miami Vice. Really? I didn't know that. I don't know if that's true. I think that's a joke. Dakota Johnson's parents. Oh, the fact checking, hold on a second. It is Don Johnson, he's absolutely right. I knew his mom was, her mom was Melanie Griffith. I knew that. Is Melanie Griffith really? Yeah, Melanie Griffith, you can tell. They talk the same. They both have the same facial structure. Yeah. And I think she's also, she's the stepdaughter of Antonio Banderas. Yeah, you're right. I was, how was she the stepdaughter of Antonio Banderas? She's the granddaughter of Tippi Hedrin and the stepdaughter of Antonio Banderas. This woman is just ensconced in, in celebrity royalty. They must be nice because. No shit, holy crap. I know Melanie Griffith played in Body Double. Melanie Griffith, you know, she was a solid actress back in the day. She had some decent roles. Let's, speaking of Melanie Griffith, let's switch gears to romantic comedies and just Valentine's Day films that everybody loves. I can imagine, bless, that your bread and butter when you get home after a tough day of mixing music, if you're not at home already, is to take the shoes off, grab a bowl of popcorn, unwind and put on your favorite romantic comedy, right? Mm-hmm. I don't know what it is. It's a poem. Poem. Poem. I thought maybe you'd play along for even a second and you couldn't. It was just straight to the point. I always spend my Valentine's on the express membership. I would look. There is a, is this the article? I had some technical issues so I have to make sure that I got the right one here. Yes, this is the one. Entertainment Weekly, I guess it's just entertainment now or it probably has been for like 25 years. They put together 25 best romantic movies on Netflix. Mm-hmm. Out of the 25 that they have on here, bless, how many would you guess maybe in a big movie guy? How many would you guess that I have seen? I would say all of them. The answer is three out of 25. Really? Three. That's so much. What's three in there? That's how much I hate the genre, romantic comedy and just romantic movies in general. I love romantic movies. Well, we'll see if you've seen some of these because I certainly haven't. I'm going to share this tab. We're going to pop her open. Sounds sexual. As always is. It's Adam Does Movies. 25 best romantic movies on Netflix. Number one, 13 going on 30. I've never even heard of it. How have you never heard of that? Jennifer Garner? Oh, that's actually good. I've seen that. 2004, yeah, I've seen that. I haven't seen it. It looked, it looked terrible. They seem to like it, so. I didn't remember the title though, but yeah, I've seen that. Yeah. Always Be My Maybe. This is not that old. 2019, Allie Wong. That was good. That was actually really good. I told you, I watched this, that was actually good. Keanu Reeves. That was a good click. That was good. All right. All right. You should watch that. Blue Jay. Go down, let me see it. It's in black and white. 20 years after breaking up, former high school sweetheart's Jim Mark DuPlaa, who also wrote the script and Amanda, Sarah Paulson, bump into each other in their California hometown and end up spending the day and night together. So my name's I'm a baby. That sounds really lame. My name's I'm a baby. Carol with Kate Blanchett. Carol with Kate Blanchett. I've never seen that one. Okay. I don't like Kate Blanchett anyway, so no. What? No. Why? You put, you actually, I remember you put me on to her in a couple of weeks. We gotta get back on here. What's wrong with Kate Blanchett? I don't know. It's the way she looks. This is not really attractive to me. It's like, ah. She's the lady of the wood and Lord of the Rings. Have to like her there. Yeah, I'm only like one movie of that whole series. I've seen them all, but I only like like the first one. That's really, give me another one. Like I need another one. Another Kate Blanchett movie. I'll give you, let me, let me, let me see. Give me the top two. And then I'll be like, okay, maybe. Besides the other ones. Well, the top two are not gonna be the ones that are good for her. Cause she's in like Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull and so she's in tar. We both saw tar together. I thought she was fantastic in that. Yeah, she played a great lesbian role. Yeah, she was. She's in Thor Ragnarok. Plain, oh, she was. She was in that. She's the villain. She's the villain. She's great in that. She's in a, this isn't a great one, but curious case of Benjamin Budden. She's the main love interest in that. I didn't even see that movie. It's not, it's not good. It's not good at all. Aviator. Did you see Aviator? That's not Aviator. That was good. She's in Hannah. I heard Hannah's awesome. I have not seen Hannah, but I heard it's great. Can I say something though? She's, okay, you, you know her. Yeah. I've watched all these movies that you named except for a couple and I didn't even know she was in it. That shows her acting skills. So she's, she's forgettable to you. Like she's totally like, unless you pointed out just now I was like who and stuff. But yeah, no, she's okay. But Tar was really good. Tar, I think she was, did she win the award or was she, I know she was up for one. For the Oscar. Tar was good. She was fantastic. All right, let's get back to this list of movies that I haven't seen and you maybe have seen after I explained them to you for a second. I just noticed three shades, 50 shades of gray is three of them out. Wow. Yeah, it's a trilogy. Of course. I didn't even know that. Okay, keep going. Duck Butter, of course, Duck Butter. Everybody's favorite film. Look at the picture. Yeah. Yeah, she's, she looks more into it than he does. Yeah. Have you seen this movie? Cause I've never heard of this movie. I've never heard of it either. What is that? Francis Ha? What kind of movies are these? Look at this shit. This is some indie bullshit. Greenberg, Greenberg, you know Greenberg. Uh-uh. Okay, yeah. I don't know what either. Oh, Ben Stiller, right? Yeah, Ben Stiller, just something with it. Cause it, no, no, no. They're just mentioning Ben Stiller. This is not, I can't even say this name. The Guernsey Liter, this is too high society for me to even pronounce something like that. I'm good on that one. The half of it, the half of it, you know that one? No. These are Netflix picks. So we're not going to know any of these cause they're all garbage. The Incredible Jessica James. No. I don't know these. I don't know these. I don't know these. I don't know these. Oh, did you see a long shot? Whoa, go back. Lady Charley used to be like, that was Cinemax porn back in the day. Lady Charley's lover. Yeah, dude, if I'm not mistaken, y'all can fact check me on that. Lady Charley, back in the days, depending on how old you are, used to have like a soft-core porn on Cinemax. It was Lady Charley. Wow, she's still around. I remember Beverly Hills Bordello on Showtime. No, dude. People who know about this know about this. Lady Charley. Lady Charley was, wasn't that the character on SNL way back in the day with Dana Carvey? No, I don't know. But Lady Charley, I remember her from Cinemax. That name popped right up as soon as you said it. I think he did something with Lady Charley SNL. Look at this right here, right? Before you get to that. If you notice on the first couple of things, it takes that movie in a size of like 50 Shades of Grey. See, Lady Charley's like some porn shit. 100%. Okay, all right. I can't tell you where Lady Charley. I mean, they tell you what it's about. Oh yeah. Good. Am I right? Lady Charley. Yeah, I mean, it's gonna be, maybe that's when you put on after this stream is done. It's on Netflix. These are all on Netflix people. Have you seen Longshot? Have you seen Longshot? Seth Rogen, Charlize Theron. I think I did see it. Wait a minute, have I seen that? I don't remember. It's Handless Tale, an ambitious secretary of state reunites with the boy she wants babysat. Ooh. That sounds so pedophiles. Naughty, yeah. Love at First Sight. That came out last year. Oh, I remember. I mean, I'm setting you up for failure because these are obscured Netflix movies. The Lovebirds. The Lovebirds. I didn't see that, but I've seen the commercial for that, which is very, that was a comedy actually, right? It was like, that was a comedy actually. Well, it's coming. I can never say his name, right? Kumail Ninjani. Ninjani? Yeah. I like him. I like him as an actor. Yeah, that movie looked funny, but I didn't see it. There's our boy Robert Redford and Jane Fonda. Still looking pretty good for their age. I mean, they got to be 80 now. It's like a Viagra commercial. This is called Our Souls at Night. Yeah, Viagra commercial for sure. Our Souls at Night to them is probably 5.30 PM. Basically, six o'clock bedtime. Yeah, six o'clock bedtime. Phantom Thread. I heard this movie was good from film snobs. I don't know what it is. This looks like focus films type shit from back in the early days. Plus one, Jack Quaid. No. Isn't that the dude from The Boys? That's the guy from, well, yeah, Randy Quaid's son. Oh, that's Randy Quaid's son? Dennis, I'm sorry, Dennis Quaid's son. Not crazy, Randy Quaid. Really? Yeah, that's Dennis Quaid. Yeah, look at him. It looks just like him. Ooh, oh my gosh. All these guys became like kids. They're all kids of celebrities. And his mom is a celebrity too, I think. Jack Quaid's parents. That's his son? Meg Ryan, yeah, Meg Ryan's his mom. Dude, he's got royalty in him. He doesn't need to do shit. So he's just having fun, yeah. He's actually a good actor too. He's fine. I think he's fine, yeah. I mean, The Boys, I thought he was great. Yeah, he's good in The Boys. I think his dad was a little better. Set it up. I don't know what that is either. Okay, look at these movies, these classic movies. She's all that. You've seen She's All That, right? That is amazing. Come on, bro. That's right. It's amazing. Who hasn't seen She's All That? Take off the glasses? Suddenly you're Cinderella. Ready for the ball? There's so many. Look at her. Look how attractive Rachel Lee Cook is right here. And this is supposed to be the nerd ugly version. Nah, I would take her. I would take the nerd version all day. Yeah, absolutely. Dude, they made so many comic jokes about this movie. It's ridiculous. Well, that whole movie, not another teen movie, it was basically, yeah, that was pretty fun. Yo, hold on real quick. Give him another teen movie where she's drawing stick figures. And he's like, that's my mom. And I was like, she has your eyes. She has your eyes. Yeah, it's just a straight up stick. But she has her eyes. But she's at the easel painting for a long time. It's really funny. She has her eyes. I haven't watched that movie actually. That is funny. I'm going to tell you something. I watched it actually last year with Lindsay because we couldn't remember if it was any good or not. And it's one of those movies that has a lot of funny ideas and some good execution, but then it has the really gross humor, like literal shit falling on people that I just do not like at all. So you have to kind of like parse out some of that stuff to get to the good stuff. Dude, 2001, it came out, wow. I was 20 years old. Yeah. Shortcomings, 2023, your favorite film of 2023, Shortcomings. Right? I don't know how that is. What is that? I don't fucking know what any of these are. Here, a movie, an actual movie, Silver Linings Playbook. Bless, this is the first movie I have seen on this list. That's, isn't that the, wait, I'm so lost on that movie. Which movie is that? I've seen this before. Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper. It's a kind of a dark comedy. It's really good. Is it good? Yeah, it's really good. I mean, I've only seen it once, but I remember thinking, wow, I'm actually enjoying a kind of a romantic dramedy and I'm here for it. Okay, another one I've seen, 16 Candles, classic John Hughes film. 16 Candles, yes. I don't think you've, have you seen that with Molly Ringwald and the... That was like, wasn't that the Brad Pack era? That was the Brad Pack era, yes. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely, man. Damn, we're old. Yeah, of course. I don't know what someone great is, 2019. You see? Dude, these are like, wait a minute, someone great. This looks pretty good though. Hold on, now that looks good. I haven't seen it, but that looks really good. How does that look? It has good, just because they're propped on a rock? Kissing and that's it. No, one... Look, he's Stanfield's in it. That looks pretty good. He's pretty good, man. I don't know what he's in. I don't know what he's in. Look, he's Stanfield. I really do. He was in Get Out. He was in a lot of movies. Oh, okay, I didn't know his name, but yeah, okay. I know who he's now. This is good, man. I'm gonna look this up, someone great. That's actually, I'll take that. Well, look it, we got something for you. Someone great, 2019. Yeah, actually I'm putting this in my... And it's got Rosario Dawson in it too. And RuPaul, you love RuPaul, so there you go. I know you always love RuPaul. Of course, yeah. I have seen this one. If you got two old people on a beach walking, I've seen it, I'm there. Something's gotta give. I've got my agriculture. Yep. Have you seen something's gotta give with Jack Nicholson? Something's got to give. It sounds stupid. No, hell no, I haven't seen this. Oh, this is a good flip. You watched it? Yeah, it was good. Yeah, if this is the one I'm thinking of, is the one where he has, it's not onset dementia. Like he has Alzheimer's, I believe. It's one of those, actually no. He's very neurotic. He has to kind of like repeat things. Like he has to open a door and shut it five times before he leaves the room. I think that's the movie, unless I'm confusing that with something else. I've never seen Jack Nicholson play those type of roles, except like... I might be confusing this with a different movie, but I think it's something's gotta give where he plays this really quirky, weird character. Let me see if it says... Now he suffers from, he has a heart attack or a man has a heart attack? I remember being sad. You're right, Adam. Okay, Hack the Movie says I'm right. Thank you, Johnny. Oh no, no, I'm wrong. As good as it gets. I was wrong, Tony, unless he's talking about something else completely. Yeah, as good as it gets is what I was talking about. So no, I have not seen some of these. I've only seen two movies on this shitty Netflix list. Bro. How many have I seen already? That name's already. I think you've only seen like a few more than I have, because no one's heard of these movies. You know what, I shouldn't say shitty. They could all be very good movies for all I know. I just, they're very obscure. I've never heard of them. So to me, they're a little bad. To all the boys I love before, it sounds like a name of your album. Yeah, to all the boys of love before, it's a memoir that I'm working on right now. I told you. Yeah. You're on there. You're on there. I just caught they said some memoir I'm working on. That was a good one. I've not heard of this, but there you have it. There's entertainments, 25 movies to watch right now. Romantic films, they're gonna pull up the hard strings. They're gonna pull up the swimsuit area. They're gonna have a great time with them. I have one more list. This one's actual movies that we've heard of, okay? Yeah, man. And it has the worst title ever. The 24 best meat, cutes. Mute, cutes, and room, rom-com. And rom-com history. What the hell is a meat, cute? I never heard of that. You know, recently, you know when I kept on hearing about rom-com before I knew what rom-com meant? I thought it was a video game. Like it was attached to a video game or something. Like rom-com, like camp-com. Like, yeah, for real. Like, I thought it was, I really was like lost. I thought it was like some animation until somebody, so I figured out what it was. You know what I learned maybe two years ago? Sega, the company, the video game company. Backward Sega is ages. That's really cool. Yeah, that's kinda cool. I didn't know that. Yeah. I can't remember what it was. Oh, go ahead, sorry. No, no, no, go ahead. Totally random question. Does your Nintendo really that small? Was it really that small back in the days? No, no, no. This is one of the, these are the minis. Oh, cause I was looking at it. I was like, well, Nintendo's really that small back then? Yeah, these are the mini Nintendo and the mini Super Nintendo. Remember, these were a thing, like the hot market. Yeah, they work, yeah. And they got games on them. They come pre-loaded with, I think, 20, 20 games. Yeah, like kind of the classics. I knew a girl last year. This is no lie. Yeah. She had the original Nintendo in a box, all the video games in the box. Wow. That's the worst shit. She wasn't doing it because she likes it. She just was like that type of person that collects, like she keeps everything in a box and it was in the box. I'm like, you know what's that worth? Like, yeah. I was like, oh my gosh. That's insane. We got one more Super Chat here from Kyle, $2. Thank you, Kyle. Last House on the Left is my favorite V-day movie. He's definitely striking as that. He's definitely striking as the last house on the wall. You know, a real coming-of-age story. Very coming-of-age for a young girl. It's actually pretty good too, though, believe it or not. Well, the original, yeah, that thing is brutal. Oh, you didn't like the remake? I like the remake. It's pretty good, too. You didn't like it? No, the remake's fine. I just like the original, you know, the original's kind of the one that's set the standard. Pretty intense shit. All right, let's get to this other stupid list thing we're doing. Yeah, I guess I'm asking this list. All right, Best 24 Meet Cutes, the holiday, 2006. I've never heard of that movie. This is a Kate Winslet vehicle. I did not see this. Me either. The Big Sick. This is a cumulian, yeah. I did see this. This is actually a really good movie. Really? Yeah, a really good comedy. You recommend this? I would recommend it for sure, yeah. I think it's on Netflix also. Don't quote me. No, I'm asking for real, because I want to watch some of these. No, this is a good movie. Yes, I saw this when it came out. It's good. Check that one out. Hitch. I would not recommend Hitch. Yeah, it's. Isn't Hitch a Will Smith? That was actually good. Do you know what I'm saying? It's fine. It's fine. I'm going to finish the story. Yeah, it's got the song. So you know what's funny? OK, so what's funny about this song, Glass, is Will Smith came out with it. I'm sorry. What's funny about this movie is Will Smith came out with a song at the same time called Switch. Not Hitch. Do you remember that stupid song? Oh, I love it. It's as dumb as they get. He's got the side hat on, the side backwards hat. He's in the studio and he's gone, now Switch. It's awful, but I love it. You probably supported Vanilla Ice Wings came out too, right? I can't imagine anyone hates the song Ice Ice Baby. That's amazing. What I'm just saying is like, can we go buy them? I did not like Cool As Ice the movie. I did not see it in entirety. I don't think I've ever seen anything else he's done other than that one song. Drop that zero and get with this hero. That's all I want. I just remember Hitch, that cringy dance scene at the end where they all line up and they're all kind of dancing at the camera. Will Smith gets his face blown up because he eats a pepper or something. Yes, that part I remember. I remember that. And I think he kicks Eva Mendes in the face off a jet ski. You know something about Mary. That's my Valentine's move. I love something about Mary. Something about Mary is one of the 20s movies. Hang on to that. Hang on to that because when we're done with this list, we'll give our actual recommendations. I'm just trying to get dealers out for different films that people might have seen and not. I really like Serendipity. John Cusack, Kate Beckinsale, couldn't really tell you anything about it anymore, but I remember watching it and thinking, you know what, this is a good movie. I'm in. That was John Cusack's comeback around that time. Remember, he was coming back. He disappeared for a little bit in the 90s and then he started coming back around like 98, 99, 2000. Yeah, I remember when this came out. Because he also did High Fidelity around the same time, right? Yes. That was also a good movie. Yeah, I got this kind of Serendipity. I've got confused with High Fidelity. High Fidelity was solid. Jack Black is in that, I think. Yeah, Jack Black is in the record store. I like, you know, I like John Cusack. I like both Cusack, John and Joan. Good guy, good combo. Brother, sister, Notting Hill, your boy Hugh Grant, Julia Roberts. I just keep saying Hugh Grant, seriously. Every time I think of Hugh Grant, I think of the prostitution thing. Remember when I think of Hugh Grant, I just think of the. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I can't. Yeah. Notting Hill, not an interest. I want to be negotiated with the prostitute that night. Like five pounds, five pounds, 10, 20, 20. He's been negotiated. I don't have five pounds. Annie Hall, you a big Woody Allen fan? You know what, I tried to get into Woody Allen in the early 2000s. I tried. Like I really went all out. Because remember Woody Allen, he even went into the, not hard, but the suspense route with that one movie with, oh, it's the girl from the Marvel series. I forgot her name. But yeah, he did a suspense thriller type movie with her in it. Wait, he didn't do, I know what you're talking about. The alien one are you talking about? With Scarlett Johansson? Yeah, Scarlett Johansson, maybe with tennis players. They were tennis players. It was like a murder. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm thinking of, God, what is that movie where Scarlett Johansson, it's basically like species, but are more abstract. Yeah, no, I never got a chance to see it because Focus Films was killing around that time. And he did want to think for Focus, which was that one, the tennis player one. But Woody Allen's hit or miss, man. You got to be like, you got to be from New York and from that era of like where he stays at to really get Woody Allen. I just never had any interest in his movies. I know Diane Keaton, this was kind of her big film, right? This was one of her first big ones. What's his wife's name? Seung Lee? I don't know. Cream of some young guy, I think. That's Wayne's World Part One. Wayne's World Part One, you got it. Trainwreck, I have seen this Amy Schumacher movie. People really like this film. I didn't think it was all that great. Maybe because I don't really, I'm not really into Amy Schumer's humor. She's skinny in this one. She's got a lot of leg there. Is that Amy Schumer in that shot? It kind of looks like Catherine Heigl, but I suppose it is. No, I'm saying she looks skinny back then. If you look at her back. I mean, yeah, she was, I mean, she wasn't here as heavy as she is now, for sure. That's not shaming. Fifty-first dates are absolutely... That's not shaming. We're pointing out weight discrepancies over years. I was actually a lot thinner in high school than I am now too. Dude, you and me both. Yeah. Well, Fifty-first dates is not bad, but it's not good either. It's not good. This is, what is this? Their second movie together or third? Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore, because they did Wedding Singer, and then they did, I think it was this, was the second one they did, and they did a third one together. I didn't care for this movie, honestly. This is kind of the whole Bill Murray waking up and forgetting everything the next day, Groundhog's Day situation. Yeah, so Adam Sandler has to keep reminding her, and yeah, it's all right. Yeah. This seems like a blessed pick right here. Reality Bites. I'm on a rider. I'm on a rider. I actually like her too. She's got a trash now. What? Stranger Things? She's getting Stranger Things. Yeah, she plays a mom. I mean, it's not really hard to play a mother. Well, she's playing a mom in the new Beetlejuice movie as well. Are you excited for Beetlejuice? Oh, really? Who's playing Beetlejuice? It's still gonna be our boy. Really? What the hell? Michael Keaton. Yeah, Michael Keaton's coming back as Beetlejuice, and the new Hotness, the flavor of the month, Wednesday Adams is gonna be the new protagonist girl. Oh. What's her name? I forgot, I just know her from the screen movie. I always want to say Olivia Rodrigo, and that's the pop singer. Jenna Ortega. I got her. Jenna Ortega, yeah, she does. Yeah, she's the big star right now, so she's gonna be the daughter of Wynonna Ryder and that. Gotcha. Fools Rush in, Selma Hayek, Matthew Perry, what a bizarre combination. No. Look at the photos, man. Oh my gosh, I got a grimy, I used to look back then. Yeah, also probably not the greatest photo they could have sourced either at entertainment. Dude, the 90s, man, were a really good fucking time. The Wedding Planner, 2001. Lindsay, for some reason, has never talked about Jennifer Lopez in this household, but she has seen every single Jennifer Lopez movie ever. She's seen Enough, she's seen The Wedding Planner, she's seen like 13 other Jennifer Lopez romantic comedies. There's one where she's like a maid in New York. Yeah. Is it called Maid in New York? Well, Jennifer Lopez now is one movie she's in. I wonder if she's seen her Jennifer Lopez. I mean, I'm a fan of Jennifer Lopez, but I don't think it's for the same reasons, Lindsay. Well, maybe it is for the same reasons, actually. Who's IMDb? Here we go. The Jennifer Lopez IMDb. There's a movie she came out with in like 95 where she was getting dog raped. Hold on, I said, where is that? Yeah, where is it at? Very subtle. Just trying to get this to a stream flay at this point. Yeah, for real, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. While you're looking that up, Daniel Fawze in the mix, off the top ropes with $2. He says, Adam is dragon. Bubba is Nighthawk. Perm rules. I don't understand. Am I supposed to know this reference? I don't know. Let me look this up. I think you're probably familiar. Dragon Nighthawk. Am I supposed to know this as a movie reference, but is this Stepbrothers? Is that Stepbrothers reference? I don't know, Daniel. Daniel, I'm sorry. I don't know the quote or whatever you're trying to do. I think that's Stepbrothers, but it's been a long time. And I've only seen Stepbrothers once. I know some people quote that will be being at the end. Well, is that what it's from? I don't remember. It sounds like it is. I'm trying to find a Jennifer Lopez movie because now it's gonna be on my mind. She did a lot of work. Damn, she did a lot of work. Let me look at the chat. He got it, says Daniel. Okay, good. I was worried I was gonna miss that reference before sunrise. Oh, by the way, I gotta go back to the wedding planner. Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Lopez in the late 90s, early 2000s were the rom-com champions. They were the go-to actors you got. Matthew McConaughey was in the wedding planner. He was in failure to launch. He was in 10 ways to lose a guy. He's in like 15 rom-coms. The guy could do nothing but rom-coms at the time. And now he's like a legit, you know, like big star for being a good actor, not just the lovable boyfriend. He was in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4, I think it was too. Well, yeah, another romantic comedy. It was amazing. Yeah. Did you see before sunrise? I'm not familiar with this. I didn't even heard of it. Ethan Hawkes is in it, wow. Yeah. All right, this is one that I've been getting shit for a long time. I have not seen 500 days of summer. I heard it's really good. I like Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I like Zoe Deschanel or Deschenel or Desheveled. Everyone wants to say it. She's a cutie. She's got that nerd look. I'm gonna say something that might push a couple of buttons but I think Love actually is one of the most overrated films of all time. I don't think it's good. Maybe it's because I have no heart on Valentine's Day but this movie just does nothing for me. It follows a bunch of different people. I don't really give a shit about any of them. A lot of people watch it every Christmas. It's a hard pass for me. Ooh, Sleep List in Seattle. It's a classic. Yeah, Sleep List in Seattle is great. Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, you know, the meeting at the top of the Empire State Building. It's a good movie. It's just, it's great. I actually saw a ranking somewhere. I can't remember who put it out but they gave Sleep List in Seattle like a C and I thought this is absolute bullshit. Sleep List in Seattle is a classic. I think that's kind of the movie people think about when they think of romantic films. Besides the notebook, you kind of go to Sleep List in Seattle. Yeah, Sleep in Seattle is good. Hey, is this the one I was there? Something's gotta give or is this the same one that I found? I think that's what you were talking about. Is that the one I got screwed up for before or is that the actual movie? Let me see. Yeah, this has gotta be the one. When Erica escapes to her Hampton's house in search of some R&R, the last thing she would expect, no, no, no, this is the same fucking movie. This is the same movie. Is it Rise Maze, the comedy? I haven't seen that one. Rise Maze is great. I liked this movie a lot. It came out, this was like the female equivalent to the hangover. Hangover, yeah. Ronshi comedy, all female cast. They're actually all really funny in this. Melissa McCarthy made a name for herself in this movie as this really gruff, she worked for like the CIA or something. I can't remember her profession, but she was as tough as nails, really gross character. Yeah, before that I knew her as Suki on Gilmore Girls. That was what I knew her from. But yeah, it's a good flick. The only negative I would say is Kristen Wiig, who I think is absolutely hilarious, has to kind of play the straight man in this movie. So she doesn't get to do a lot of the comedic things that she's really good at. Out of sight, George Clooney, you know, this one. I had just looked that up, yeah, I've seen that. I have not seen that. Jennifer Lopez again. Yeah, I just saw that on IMDb. J-Lo. It's not good. Yeah, I can't imagine it is. I was kind of an, I wouldn't say anti-Clooney, but I felt like he had enough going for him with everybody else that I, you know, I was an angsty teenager. I thought, I don't need to, I don't care about Clooney. But Clooney's charms over the years have won me over. And now I thought, yeah, I get it. I get why women dig him. I get why men want to be him. He's got something. He's got charisma. Was he Batman with the nipples? He was, and of course he was Batman with the nipples, the cod piece. Yeah. Yeah, that was him. That was, that's what you remember him from. They got a new one coming out. Oh, God, I know. They just won't stop. How many more Abba songs are there? I've never even seen it, to be honest with you, my big fat Greek wedding. I've never seen it. Do you say Abba or Abba? Abba. I say Abba, but I'm probably wrong. I'm wrong about everything when it comes to pronunciation. Made in Manhattan. I didn't see my big fat Greek wedding because it looked like a terrible musical, but I do love Abba slash Abba music. I'm a fan of that stuff. Yeah, Abba, I sampled Abba before. Oh, really? Yeah, big record too. Made in Manhattan. Jennifer Lopez. This is another J-Lo vehicle. You look down on any list. You'll find her if it's a romcom. No. Kind of an odd choice for Ralph Fiennes. Yo, for real? No, I'm sorry, it's Rave Fiennes, I think, is how you say it. He has a really weird name to this. What? It's Ralph. It's not Ralph. It's like Rav Fiennes or something. Where's the judge from the court? Pronounced, Ralph, I look it up every time I have to say his fucking name. Rave Fiennes. Yo, these two don't even look good together. It looks like a- Did you hear me? It's Rave Fiennes. Yeah, Rave Fiennes? Yeah. You know, he played in The Sounds of the Lambs. Yeah, and he's Voldemort in the Harry Potter movies. He just- He's a kind of an odd pick for a love interest in a movie. Very much. Roman Holiday, 1953, an absolute classic. This is, you know, Audrey Hepburn, you know, classic film. Never saw it before. My wife really likes Romeo and Juliet. This is actually pretty interesting. Not now, I don't think it lived up to the, like it's dated, but when this movie came out, it was actually really damn good and stuff. Yo, this was actually good. Yeah, it's got a big following. Isn't that Roman Polanski? I think- Oh, that's what we did that? Roman Polanski did that? I think so. Roman Polanski movies. Mother, look at Roman. You gotta watch the trailer for that. This, I might have just completely, no, it's not him, I'm a fucking idiot. Who did this movie? Romeo and Juliet director. Oh, it's Boz Lerman. Oh my God, Boz Lerman. Why do people watch this? Why do people watch this channel? I don't know anything. When you get a chance, watch the trailer. When this movie came out, no lie, like it's dated, like right now it's dated, but back then when this movie came out, it was real, I was in high school. Matter of fact, yeah, when this movie came out, I remember my teacher took like the whole class to go see it after school, like, yeah. Okay. How Stella got her groove back? Classic. Did you see it? No, God no. It's really good. I don't identify with people that aren't white as ghosts. That's the only kind of love story I'm interested in. No, Angela Bassett looks like an absolute smoke show in this film. Oh, she looks beautiful, yeah. That's Ty Diggs? T Diggs? Yeah, that was his breakout movie. What have we got here? T Diggs. Did they make a sequel to this or was it a joke that I saw in a family guy where it's like, it was a joke? It's not a joke, man, it's a joke. Stella's friend is like, it's time for you to get your groove back. Yes, that's what I'm talking about, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. This is a good movie, you said? Yeah, it's actually good. Okay. It's probably dated now, but it's good though. Oh, I mean, everything's dated. You know, we're dated now. Yeah, but some stuff gets dated and it doesn't seem like it's dated. That's actually good. When Harry met Tom, that's good. I'm not as huge on this as a lot of other people are. This is always brought up in these lists and you know, I'm a big Billy Crystal fan and I like Meg Ryan enough until she ruined her face with surgery, but. But that was good. You know, the kitchen scene, I mean, the restaurant scene? Yeah, yeah, that's the thing that always gets brought up in movie clips and stuff. I mean, it's a quotable movie for sure. I just, I haven't seen it in a very long time so it's hard for me to, so it's hard for me to square the circle as they say. Square the circle. Pirm for $10, thank you, Pirm. Is Wedding Crashers a rom-com? I quote that movie to this day. Also, Danielle, thanks for saying that I rule. Pirm, first off, thank you for the $10. You took one of my picks. I actually just rewatched Wedding Crashers with Lindsay last week, not all of it. I for once fell asleep because I was dead hungover for Megacon still, hungover on lack of sleep is what I mean. How about, say, you drink? No, I don't drink. But no, I got no sleep though for like four days straight. That movie's funny as shit. Wedding Crashers, I made it up into the bedroom, you know, the awkward bedroom scene where they're looking at Vince Vaughn sleeping at night and the mom comes in, did you motorboat them? You motorboat them? You motorboating son of a bitch? And Isla Fisher is so good as the crazy girlfriend in that movie. Absolutely a pick of mine, Wedding Crashers. I would call it- No, but she's good. It's a romantic comedy in maybe the most vulgar way possible. I like when Will Frost was doing funeral crashes. Oh my God, at the end, yeah. Furner crashes? I just, I just gazed on my spoiler right now. No, well, I don't think so. Wedding Crashers is from what? Could you peg which year that movie came out? I'm going to guess 2000, I'm guessing 2000. I think that's maybe too late. That might be too late. Wedding Crashers like 2005, I think. Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't look, don't look. American Pie came out, it was still in high school. God, that was so fucking long ago. And Wedding Crashers came out years after that. So you're right. It's probably like, I'm going to say 2003. Maybe three, well, I'll go for five. Check it. Wedding Crashers release date. You were dead on with 2005. Wow. Yeah, that was a good era of movies. I remember those movies like crazy. That's a good era. Was Road Trip before or after Wedding Crashers? I liked Road Trip a lot too. Road Trip might be a 2003 movie. Road Trip was 2000. Yeah, it is. Road Trip is 2000. Woo! God damn. You were beast mode right now. Dude, that era I was collecting movies like ridiculously. Big Kahuna for $5. Bed of Roses, 1996 with Christian Slater and Mary Stuart Matheson. It's one of my favorite. It's one of my wife's all-time favorite movies. Freaking Slater. Bed of Roses. Look at that up. I like Christian Slater. Me too. True Romance. Are we calling True Romance a romantic film? I mean, kind of. I think it's definitely a fucking romantic. Kind of. I think Heather's another romantic film. Heather's, yeah. Christian Slater had some really interview where the vampire might be a stretch. No, that's the stuff. True Romance is probably my favorite film by Christian Slater. Mine is Heather's for sure. It's been a hot minute since I've seen either of them. But didn't Quentin Tarantino? He wrote it. Did he write True Romance? Yeah, he wrote it. What about Pump Up the Volume? I don't know. What about Christian Slater, Pump Up the Volume? I remember that. I remember this. Wasn't that a song? Yeah, but they made a movie of it too. Pump Up the Volume is 1990. Hang on. I think I have seen this movie. Yeah, dude. I know you've seen that movie. Oh, well, there's so many movies where I saw them on TV. You don't know what you're watching, but you just sit and watch it. That's right. Yeah, Pump Up the Volume. He was in Broken Arrow as well, John Woo. Yeah, I mean, if we're doing Christian Slater movies, of course, Broken Arrow is a favorite of mine. It's so schlocky and awesome. OK, this is my, OK, I got two off the back. My two favorite Christian Slater movies, definitely Heathers. I know this whole show. Hang on, hang on. I thought you were going to bring us back to the topic and you're going to say I got my two favorite, like, Valentine's Day movies, but you went to Christian Slater still. Yeah, I've got to say this before we move on to that. The Legend of Billie Jean, classic movie. Is that a Western? No, I don't know what the fuck that is. OK, look up the legend. Oh, I got three very bad things. I forgot he played in very bad things. I'm not a huge fan of that movie. Very bad things. Yeah, that's with Cameron Diaz and Marv from Home Alone. What is his name? It's good. And that's where they go to, they go to, that's basically what Hangover was kind of doing. Exactly. They go to Vegas. They kill a stripper or a hooker and they bury the body. Yeah, I would have to watch it again. I was pretty young when I watched that movie, so I probably just didn't appreciate. That was around the time when they were doing a lot of those kind of dark, twisted comedies. Because they also had eight heads in a duffel bag with Joe Pesci, I think. Yeah, a lot of weird random stuff coming out around that time. No. Speaking of weird random stuff, before you say something else, Kyle Nelson's back for $2. Barbed wire with Pam Anderson is another one. Another Valentine's Day special with Barbed wire. Fun fact, I lived in a very small town in Monticello, Minnesota. Little population, we had a rinky dink movie theater. And when Barbed wire came out, there was a line around the theater of all dudes waiting to go to that film. It was like the night showing. I remember driving by with my family and we're looking out, going, what are these guys lined up to see? Boom, Barbed wire up on the marquee. Oh, gosh, now. What a gem of the film that was. How do you make a movie about Pamela Anderson and Leather so unsexy? Dude, that movie, I mean, that was like a Cinemax movie. I remember Barbed wire. I think MTV had something to do with that. It was Cinemax. Yeah. I don't know what it was to. It was trashed up. No, I'm good. It's really bad. Do you remember Anna Nicole Smith in Skyscraper? No. I saw Anna Nicole Smith's documentary when I was in Africa. Yeah. OK, you had, did you have something else to say about Christian Slater before we get back to what we were actually talking about? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, watch The Legend of Billie Jean. The Legend of Billie Jean, that's right. You said 1985's The Legend of Billie Jean. Helen Slater's in this as well. Yes, it's a good movie, a very good movie. OK, I've never, a Texas teenager cuts her hair short and becomes an outlaw martyr with her brother and friends. OK. The brother is a Christian Slater. It's good, dude. It's so good and stuff. Even my son seen it. Like, that's a cut. That's a deep cut. Yeah. Legend of Billie Jean. He's come on HBO all the time. Hard rain. I love hard rain. Look, we just want the money. Morgan Freeman. We just want the money. He's the most. Morgan Freeman is the most sympathetic villain of all time. He just cannot play a bad guy without having to have some sort of a nice edge to him. It's remarkable. We just want the money. We just want the money. Dude, I seen a Morgan Freeman film when I was in Africa too, that one that he came out with recently. It was like a super B movie. I forgot the name of it. That's all bad. I mean, it was good, but that's how left field it was. Do you have any romantic comedies to pick from? I said Wedding Crashers. I'm going to look up some more really quick since I didn't have time to prepare much of anything for this. I was so into Madame Webb. I didn't have time to look at anything else. Anything come to your mind? I'll give you one while you think about it. I got one that came out last year. No hard feelings with J-Law and some young guy, I'm not sure his name. A very funny, modern comedy that felt like something that would have came out in the 2000s. You get Jennifer Lawrence naked for a bit. You get some slapstick humor. You get some great dialogue, some Woody Bantor. I liked this movie. I thought it was a fun time. Did you see No Hard feelings? No, I would say Mine will be something about Mary for sure. Yeah, that's a great movie. That's a great romantic one if you want to do it like that. Well, Ben Stiller's got a string of great romantic comedies. Meet the parents if you want to throw that into the rom comes in. Meet the parents is really good. Meet the parents. The sequel is not so much, but the first one, you broke his nose, Walker. What's the one way his girlfriend, his wife, cheated on him with the swim coach, the guy on the beach? And remember each other? That was good, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. That's with Jennifer Aniston, right? Yeah, that's good, too. I'm going to get it. Along came Pauly. Along came Pauly. No, along came Pauly's good, too. But no, it's one more where he was on the beach. I think along came Pauly's really good. Along came Pauly's the one where his girlfriend cheats on him. He's a risk assessor. And that's the one. And then there's the heartbreak kid. The heartbreak kid. That's the one. Yeah, I'm not big into that one. That one was all right. I thought it was all right. That's the one. Heartbreak kid. Along came Pauly. I liked better. It's got Philip Seymour Hoffman as the crocodile tears kid or whatever. He's still living off that one roll. He's got the documentary crew following him around that he's paid for. Yeah. Another good romantic one is kids. Yeah. Kids is amazing. Real, real special romantic comedy there. We're really stretching with that. That's right up there with the last house on the left in terms of romance. A lot of people are going to throw out dirty dancing, of course. Dirty dancing is garbage. It's a terrible, schlocky film. You know what? I'm going to say an old school one that I actually watched not that long ago with the family. And we love Greece. It's a musical. It's fun. You got your wife in there. Yeah, I know. I know. I got chills. They're multiplying. It's good. La La Land. La La Land is good. You put me on to La La Land, actually. Did you like that movie? I didn't watch it yet. You put me on to La La Land. Someday I'll watch it. But you put me on to it. I saw the other movie the guy did. Remember, we went to go see it. We saw the other movie he did. Babylon? Babylon, yeah. Babylon was great. I love Babylon. Babylon was good. Babylon was really good. And he did First Man. First Man is really good, too. Sad as shit. Really sad movie about Neil Armstrong. Oh, yes. I didn't see that, but I heard of it, though. Did I say that right? Yeah, Neil Armstrong. I was singing like Lance Armstrong. That's the bicyclist. I got it. Yeah, First Man. Yup. I liked First Man a lot. It's a really sad movie. It's a little long, but I really dug it. I thought it was a beautiful film. I saw it on the list. Jim Carrey movie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. That's a fantastic film. Really good. I love the creative way they shot the movie. I love the reverse time stuff they do in it. Yeah, that's really good. This is one of the first times. Was this before Truman Show or after? I think it was after. It was after. Yeah, it was still very early on when Jim Carrey was stretching his talents outside of just straight comedy and going into a serious route. He also did The Majestic, which is a solid flick by the same director that did Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile. He would then do number 23, which is a bizarre horror film. It was not great, but it's a decent one-time watch. Not great though. That's what he was trying to go like a different. He was trying to be more out of the comedy realm and go into suspense and horror. Yeah, he was trying everything. And I have to say to his credit, he's a damn good actor. He can play a lot of different characters. Going through here, I'm looking at some other ones. Of course, the movie Valentine's Day with about 1,000 actors in it, it's one of the worst movies ever made. Legitimately horrible. You want to hear the list of actors in this movie, Bloss? Go for it, please. You're going to have your mind fucking blown. This was around the time, I got to look up the... This was around the time when movies were doing the thing where they would just put every type of celebrity in the film that they could think of to get asses in the seats, you know? Listen to this all-star lineup. Go for it. We have Julia Roberts, Jamie Foxx, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba, Jessica Beale, Kathy Bates, Bradley Cooper, Patrick Dempsey, Jennifer Gardner, Tofer Grace, Queen Latifah, George Lohan. So I know the movie that is. Ashton Kutcher, there's so many people. Freakin' Taylor Swift is in this movie. It's just a hodgepodge of who's that for five minutes and then they're gone. It's kind of like movie 43 where they just... Yeah, I'm in movie 43. Yeah, just horrible films. Horrible films. Remember that movie, My Bloody Valentine? I'm looking up with the horror of Valentine's Day. You got My Bloody Valentine. Yes. Then you got Valentine's Day. You're thinking of horror romantic comedies. That would have been a great idea for a stream too, bless. I didn't think about that. It's too late now because Valentine's Day is tomorrow. But you know what we could do is come up with a list for me to put out tomorrow. That's true too. Like top 10 romantic horror films to watch. Look at that right now. That's a great idea. Yeah, actually. What's that? I said, I'm looking now to go back and see which ones that I like that was really worth talking about. We got some super chats while you're kind of doing some research on my behalf. Bubba, brother Bubba. Brother Bubba. Like a legitimate stepbrother, second brother, whatever you want to fucking call it. He's a brother to me. 199 Super Chat, She's Out of Your League is a fave of mine. That sounds familiar too. Let me Google that. Whenever I hear she's out of your league, I instantly think Amanda Bynes, she's the man. And I always confuse the two films. She's out of my league or out of your league? Your league. She's out of your league. OK, she's out of your league. I don't remember that either. She's out of your league movie. I think he's got to be confused. No, she's out of my league. She's out of my league is what I'm seeing. Out of my league. 2010. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I do remember this cover. I never see this though. That's that fucking Jay Barrick-Barreckle or Barrick-Chull, whatever, the guy that does the How to Train Your Dragon voice. They were kind of trying to make him a thing for a while. Do you remember that? Yeah, it didn't work. He was in the Sorcerer's Apprentice with Nicholas Cage and I think that bombed. I just never really got the appeal of that actor. He was he was fine as a like a supporting role in, I believe he's a knocked up as one of the stoners. He's got a good ass. I went to his Instagram page right. Damn, this looks, you guys, one thing called random acts of violence. Is this a movie? That cover looks amazing. Random acts of violence. We have perm for $5 just to put this to bed, Adam. You have been thinking of as good as it gets. And probably won a Jack Nicholson's best performances. Perm. Thank you very much. The sad part is I saw in, I went to the live comments to see if someone corrected me and I saw someone said it was probably you as good as it gets. And then I immediately forgot the title again when something it's gotta give came up. They both sound the same kind of. As good as it gets, something's gotta give. Potato, potato. But yes, as good as it gets is a fantastic movie and it absolutely is one of Nicholson's best performances. Thank you for clarifying. Kyle Nelson for 4.99 with the powerful super chat. Do you guys have any favorite Valentine Day TV episodes, i.e. Parks and Rec or The Office? The Office definitely. Parks and Rec is really good too, but the actual episodes, man, I gotta look. Parks and Rec has a great Gallentines Day episode. I remember liking a lot to where Leslie Knope and the girls get together for a day of debauchery, which is basically going to get waffles and talk about their feelings. It's a great episode. Plus I just like the idea of, I don't remember The Office having a Valentine's Day. Oh, hang on, hang on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because Phyllis keeps getting all these flowers and chocolates and a giant bear from Lance Refrigeration, or Lance Refrigeration. And I remember Pam and everybody else being incredibly annoyed, but I can't remember the actual context of the episode, like what's going on during it. Is that also the take your daughter to work day or is that a separate? Dude, The Office is one of the most slept on TV shows ever. Like that's so great. What are you talking about? It's like one of the most popular TV shows of all time. You know, I'm talking about talking about to this day though, where it's like, I really don't hear The Office mention that much. It's mentioned all the time. You must just not be in the algorithm because it's all like, yeah, you were in Africa too long. You don't know what's going on over here. All Americans talk about is The Office. And I'm gonna tell you something. Hang on, I'm gonna tell you something. Tell me. The Office has... Tell me, Adam. I'm gonna tell you right now. Three of the best seasons of sitcom in history, I agree. But it also has some of the most atrocious final seasons of a sitcom ever. And I think the show really only stays good and watchable to about season five-ish or six. When Pam and Jim get married, the show is already gone. I hate the show at that point. And so I'm done. Around season five, I'm done. Remember the King of Queens? Yeah, I never watched it, but it's showing up all the time now. Clips are showing up all the time for me. And I think it's funny. The clips are funny. Dude, it's really good. It's an excellent show. I need to watch it. I keep putting it on the reader. I really want to watch it, too. Okay. I really want to watch it, too. We're also up in the seat from episode one. It's really that good. We'll do that, because Lindsay and I are looking for something to watch at night. So if we can say, all right, we're gonna knock out a few episodes of the show and you can watch in tandem at your house. And we can discuss, like, hey, what did you think about episode five? I thought that was good. It's one of those shows, like you said, like you watch a girl at night and you watch it before you go to bed. That's the King of Queens. We were going through, Everybody Loves Raymond again recently. That's a night. We like that show a lot. You can get into it, man. I think it helps that my grandma, my grandma is literally the grandma on Everybody Loves Raymond. So there's just like a level of, you know, connection there that I have. Other Valentine's Day shows, let me think. Yeah, I can read a particular episode, to be honest. Seinfeld never really did, I mean, they did like the Christmas Festivus and I can't think of a Valentine's Day one they did. I'm trying to think of some of my favorite shows, Curb Your Enthusiasm, I don't remember a Valentine's Day specific one. A specific show, too. Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I can't think of a Valentine's Day. There probably is a Valentine's Day one of Always Sunny. It's probably the one where Charlie orders the milk steak at the restaurant. Charlie's collaboration. I'm here for your finest milk steak. Man, I want him on a milkshake right now, bro. Oh, it sounds good right now. No, milk steak. Oh, ew. Yeah, and they're like, what are you talking about, Charlie? What the hell's a milkshake? Thank you, Kyle. Sorry, we couldn't give anything too concrete with that answer, but we'll try to think about it in the back of our minds. Big Kahoota's back for $5. I worked with Chuck Farrer? How do you say that? Chuck Farrer? Who wrote Barge Wire? Had him sign in my laser disc during a meeting in front of the team. I thought he was going to punch me. Bro, the fact that you even said a laser disc says a lot of things. Yeah, I've seen one. I watched a movie on laser disc one time in my entire existence. I've never watched a laser disc movie. It was Dust Till Dawn. It was actually really, at the time. George Clooney vehicle. Yeah, it was actually really good. I watched that. So that would be a fun topic. Like top five or top 10 most awkward movie experiences with someone that might be number one for me. I watched from Dust Till Dawn at home with my dad when it came out. This was probably before DVD. It would have been VHS, I think. Yeah, DVD came out way later, bro. Yeah, right. So I'm like, young as shit when this came out. I'm watching this movie with my dad. I'm probably only 12 or so at the time. Yeah, I would say 12, yeah. And Cheech comes out and he's listing off all those different types of the female body parts. There's cherry, there's peach, there's blueberry, there's raspberry. And he's going through 30 different flavors of a female. And I'm just sitting here going, oh my God, this is so uncomfortable with my dad. We're thinking that at some point, this movie that has masqueraded in the trailers as a vampire film is going to eventually get there. And it doesn't get there until what? Maybe the last 30 minutes? No, it's like the last, yeah. It's a good movie though, man. It's good. It's a great movie at the end, but that first hour is just, I mean, it's like a Quentin Tarantino fever dream of disgusting commentary and off the wall moments that don't really have anything to do with the final section of the film. Guess who wrote it? Who? Quentin Tarantino, I'm looking at it. I thought he did. Yeah, I knew he had something to do with it because did Rodriguez direct it? Well, I've noticed that Rodriguez and Tarantino are like in a relationship within movies. Yeah, they did that stupid grind house double feature together as well. It was horrible. I hated that shit. It was so bad. I saw that in theaters with Lindsay and I think she wanted to punch me in the face much like Big Kahuna. Yeah, that movie, yo, that shit was horrible. Yeah, 63 years old, wow. Yeah, he's only got one more movie he says coming out. Oh, he says this is the last one? It's called The Comedian or something, it's not called The Comedian, but it has, oh no, I'm sorry, The Movie Critic. It's something about movie critics in Hollywood that's about all he's given away, I believe. Really? Yeah, yeah. Also from Dust Hold On had Selma Hayek and I'm pretty sure I became a man overnight during that dancing scene. Oh my God, that was insane. Yeah, she was fine. All right, do you have any other Valentine's Day picks? We were gonna do, we gotta save the horror ones. I wanna use that. So just make a little list, make a list and send it to me, text it to me or something and I'll see if I can use any of those in a top 10. I have the noodle on it. Yeah, yeah, tie it to a carrier pigeon and have it fly over and give it to me. Yeah, I'll fax you, give me your fax number. Give me your fax number. You know, people still fax to this day. That's disgusting. No, I'm dead serious. Motherfuckers still fax to this day with shocks the hell out of me with email. Well, I can't get over when you go to get your oil changed at some places, they still have that giant printer that prints off like 800 pages and they have to tear, they have to tear off the sides and hand it to you. Like they just wrote you a fucking book. Like, okay, thanks. This is no lie. I was in this restaurant in Africa and I was at this Chinese restaurant and they had the old school paper dude like for like a menu paper, but it was a big one and they had to use like pencil or pen to like write. It was weird. Like I haven't seen that in so long. Oh, hang on, hang on. Cody, do you wanna come on here for a second? I can send you the link and you can give us and you can give us some knowledge about Valentine's Day horror movies. If you're listening, Cody, just let me know and I will, I'll tweet you privately the link for Streamyard and you can come on and say your piece and show us while you're the best. Kyle Nelson for, and also Cody, I don't look at the chat. I look at the super chats, sir. I look at the super chats. Kyle Nelson for 199, my boyfriend's back 1993 is a horror comedy gem. All right, I'm not familiar with that. Wait, maybe I do know that movie. My, is it my boyfriend's back, did he say? I gotta look this up. I gotta look, I think that sounds familiar and in the 90s is my bread and butter. So I would imagine I've seen this film. It's got a 5.4 out of 10, not great. I have no idea what the hell this movie is. No idea what this movie is. I remember Idle Hands, remember that one? I remember Idle Hands. That was kind of a romantic comedy of sorts. I remember that. Adam doesn't read chat, says Daniel as I read his chat in the private chat. That's the name of the new show. Adam doesn't read chats. I read super chats. We're running a business here. Oh, real business. Let me, how do I share this with, let me send this to Cody, quick. Bless, Cody is familiar with your work as Sutter Kane. Oh really? How you doing Cody? My bro. Let me see if I can get him on here and he can say hi to you in person, kind of. I need to dye my beard. I'm starting to get greys here. You know, I should really, I can't grow a beard. You can't? I thought, oh, I can grow a beard. No, God, no. I mean, I could try for a month and you would see what I'm dealing with. It's literally like 40 long pubic hairs come down from my face. It's disgusting. Really? Yeah, it's really gross. Wow. It's not a good situation at all. I need to get my beard dyed. I like that Cody hangs out and like watches my stuff here now. It's fun. Cody, so you didn't know, bless, cause you were gone. I went on Cody Leach's channel on YouTube and he, I and Sean Chandler, who's another movie critic just talked shop for a couple hours and then they invited me to go to Megacon. If you're from Megacon, it's like this massive thing they do where you're like a comic con. And I was on three different movie panels, Hawking Shop, and it was freaking awesome. We brod out and had a nice weekend. Well, that was in Orlando, right? It was in Orlando, Florida. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, it was awesome. You know, and I feel like we really hit it off. Obviously it's not gonna interfere with you what you and I have going. It's just kind of its own thing. It's okay. Yeah, we're not in South Carolina. There's nothing to worry about. You gave up our location. I know that I have people once it will be like, I'll put out a short where I'm leaving the theater doing a review. Where are you? No, no, no, no. The guy will be like, hey, I was there. I saw you recording that or I was in the theater you were in. I was like, what? Why do you say something to me? And it's one of those things where you're kind of like, nah, they're just saying that, you know, to say it. They'll be very specific. They'll be like, yeah, you were wearing a red jacket and you were jacking it. And I thought, yeah, that's me. It's exactly me. I think Cody's gonna jump in. I sent him a link, I think, but you know, it's just so hard to know with modern technology and how it's gonna work out. I even though- Yeah, go ahead. No, I didn't even know Quentin Tarantini was married. His wife is 40. He's 62. You said that like that's a surprise. I think that if you're a man in Hollywood, your wife is typically about 15 years younger than you. Yeah, basically. Yeah, that's kind of a staple. He says kind of a staple. It's pretty much par for the quote. I think Dennis Quaid's knew, I don't know if they're married, but his wife or girlfriend's 25 years younger than him or something. Mick Jagger just had a baby not too long ago. I think it was like that. I think so did Scarface Pacino, Pacino, that's your wife. I'm sorry. Yeah, it was, yeah, so it was. There he is. It was. Anything done right, you got to do it yourself. Oh my gosh. Good microphone and everything. I know he's got that stupid deep baritone voice too. It's like, oh, I was going. I'm telling you, I hooked mine up and it was just, I was having problems. All right, Cody, drop some knowledge on us as the horror expert over here. What's the good- Oh, man. Alan was selling me, man. I mean, self-proclaimed, whatever. Valentine's Day horror films, let me have them. All right, well, before I even say that, your Christian Slater pick, sir, awesome. So I don't know. Do a movie fanatic. Yes, yeah, every single one. I'm like, yes, Billy Jean, yes. I'm trying to tell you. See, Adam grew up on Disney. I grew up on real movies, two different worlds. Yeah, likewise. It's a painful existence, isn't it? Because you just walk around here. It's like I'm 20 years ahead of everybody my age. What the fuck's going on? All right, so thanks for stopping by, Cody. Thanks for stopping by, bless. Yeah, completely. And stuff, yo. All right, Cody, give me your list so I can steal it and use it in a video tomorrow and pretend that I came up with it myself. Yeah, in no particular order, I was just rattling off some romantic horror movies. So I think the Lost Boys would fit. I didn't put it on there because it's just an element of the movie, but the whole thing's kicked off because the guy wants a piece of ass. So there's that. Yeah, I agree with you. As someone who just watched it a week or so ago and then actually you talk about it. Yeah, I thought it was a nice little time at the home theater. There you go. Well, pivoting from that to another classic vampire movie from the 80s, you got Near Dark. I don't know if you've ever seen that one. Yeah, Dark is actually pretty straight. It's not bad. Near See the movie. Hey, Adam, you might as well get off this one. It's me and Cody now. I'll just sit back and let you guys drive for a while. That's fine. Yeah, so Near Dark is... I forgot about Near Dark. It's a Western vampire movie. It's directed by Katherine Bigelow, who went on to do Zero Dark Thirty and Point Break. And it's got Bill Paxton in one of his best roles. It's got Lance Henriksen. Basically, the cast of Aliens is in there as vampires. That's a really good one. You've got another vampire flick. If you want the foreign version, the original, it's let the right one in. If you want the American, it's let me in. So I'm familiar with both of these movies. I like the foreign one better. It's got some fantastic cinematography. That shot where the camera's under the water and you just see that the body parts drop in. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's good stuff. Great pick. Yes, those are good ones. Pretty recent one, Bones and All, which is a cannibal one. I know what it is. I did not see it. Not a fan. Oh, OK. Hang on here. Hang on a fucking second. Cody, bless. He is one of those guys that loves barbarian. And you and I saw that movie together. And bless, bless was so horrible, man. You shot me. Cody, you shot me as a person who has a subscription to Shutter, don't you? You like to shutter, don't you? You like to shutter, don't you? I have a subscription to AMC Plus. Shutter just comes free with it. So let's get back to it. You watch Shutter Originals, don't you? The Shutter Originals. No. Actually, the last Shutter original I watched was because of a sponsorship obligation. I wanted to watch one of the originals coming out. And I watched it. And I was like, oh, yeah. I'll just say the plot synopsis and stop talking. I saw one Shutter original that was OK. It was about an influencer guy who had to stay at a haunted house overnight and crazy stuff. Headstream, maybe. Headstream, yes. That was all right. It was OK. Was it good? It was OK. I haven't seen one good Shutter movie yet. It was OK. It was probably better than Madam Webb is going to be. Bones and bones, the ones he's talking about, that movie is horrible. Oh, gosh. You seen it? Not for everyone. Not for everyone. Cody's got a sophisticated taste, I guess. Because we went to Barbarian, code bless, and Lindsay, my wife, and I. And we walked out of them, and we so frustrated and pissed. I walked out of it, and I was like, ugh, that's what I'm talking about. I know. Here's the thing. We're in the minority. I understand that. Ron Tomatoes has that thing at 90% or something. It's very high. I was so pissed. And I made a review just bitching about that thing. And I actually got a bunch of views and subscribers on that because as much as critics really liked it, there were a lot of people that were also very frustrated with just the nonsensical nature of the flick. And I mean, I just don't get it. Cody, let me ask you a question. What did you like about Barbarians? There are very, very, very rare occurrences where I walk into a movie and I literally cannot figure out where it's going as hard as I try. It's kind of a curse that I have because I watch so many movies that I always see things coming. And a lot of times it can be a detriment to my experience. Barbarian was one of those movies where I walked in blind. All I knew was Bill Skarsgard and Airbnb. And luckily the trailer, that's pretty much all that they give you. And I watched it and I thought it was really interesting and tense where it set up things, almost like he's going to be a creep that's going to be praying on the main character. And then out of nowhere, you're like, oh, shit, that's not what's going to happen. And it like just needle drops back to Justin Long and you spend 15 minutes trying to figure out, well, what the hell is this? Where are we going now? And then my brain's trying to fit. Okay, Justin Long's probably going to get back into the story here. And then all of a sudden it's totally different. So like three, four, five different times in that movie, I thought I was being smarter than what was going on. And it took me for a complete left turn. It's batshit wild and crazy to where I get why. It doesn't appeal to some people. I mean, it's one of those things where I like, I made my wife watch it just so I could watch her reaction. Like as soon as like, you know, the breastfeeding scene was coming up, I was just like just doing that and just waiting for her reaction. Is your wife like it? She pretty much the same reaction as me because she was like, yeah, okay. Obviously he's going to be a killer and she's going to go in the back. And I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to figure it out, babe. Yeah, we'll see. What are your thoughts on Lost, the TV show? I never watched it. My wife started watching. I was late to the party and by the time I would have had interest in watching it, the only story about Lost was like one of the most fumbled TV shows of all time. So I was like, well, I'm not investing the time in that. I only ask because I feel like if you like the kind of left turn out of nowhere style of movie or whatever where it doesn't necessarily have to make a lick of sense, but it's shocking and different. That's basically what Lost was every single week to the point where it was just so frustrated, ratingly stupid for me. I couldn't handle it and that was barbarian, but regardless, you know, different strokes for different folks, a lot of people like barbarian and the writer, I think, came from a comedic background. So it's also possible. That shows. Yeah, they were just having fun with it, I think. Last thing I want to say on that, in the horror panel at Megadcon, when Joey went off on one of his like 20 minute tangents on Barbarian, can we agree that he was dead wrong about the villain being Justin Long? Justin Long was not the barbarian of the movie. It was the fucking dad who dug all the tunnels under the ground and kept his wife under there. Justin Long was just a piece of it. You know? Yeah, he wasn't the main villain of like the main story going on, but he was definitely the one that was going to get the biggest reaction. Right, right. He didn't even have any relationship with the main guy. You just see him in spots. But yeah, he was the one. And I liked how they did that too. That was another thing I liked about the movie was it constantly challenged what she thought about Justin Long because you meet him at first and you're like, this guy's kind of a douchebag and you hear about these allegations and then you start to see him be a little bit more broken down about it. And you're like, OK, maybe he's a decent guy. And then they're like, oh, no, he's a complete fucking asshole. And then he's an electable prick, yeah. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah. Anyway, one way I'm sure that we can all agree on is the fly. Oh, yeah. That's a good movie. Yes. Jeff Goldblum classic. It's a really good movie. That's a good one. That's a definitely a romantic movie. Remember to fly too? Yeah, fly too, yeah. I only saw it once. Yeah, it's horrible. Yeah, it's not good for me. If I saw it as a kid and I didn't have the desire to watch it again, I know as an adult that movie must have been fucked up. Fresh. This was one from just either last year or the year before. This was a Hulu exclusive. It's got the Winter Soldier in it. And all I will tell you is that it starts off as like this meat cute where a girl, you know, feels like there's no good guys in the world. And she goes to the grocery store and she has this little unplanned encounter with the Winter Soldier. I forget the guy's name, Sebastian Stan. And he seems like the perfect guy. And 30 minutes into the movie, you find out that is not the case. And that is all I will tell you. I didn't even know this. Fresh is wild. It's good. Wild, yes. If you have cobwebs on this list, you can just cross it out right now. That's not how I'm skinning it. I don't know, man. I didn't know I was jumping. You know, Cody, what about skinning my rink? Is the skinning my rink? No. Oh, man. That was my third favorite. Did you see that, Adam? Did you see that? No, you told me it was so horrible that I didn't go. I just didn't waste my time. People throw around the term endurance test way too often. That movie was an endurance test. It was bad, bro. It was rough. It was so bad. It's one of the worst movies I've seen in my life. I'll consider it a movie, though. It was an experiment. It was like a, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, just to show you. Here's skinning my rink. We saved this. There's skinning my rink. But that's skinning my rink for real. It's the opening shot in M. Night Shyamalan's six cents, which is showing the TV set for like three minutes straight and nothing else. Yeah, exactly. Like they have the audio is so bad they have to put subtitles in it. And then for during the last 20 minutes of the movie, they just say, fuck you. You don't get any subtitles anymore. So you just can't hear the last act of the movie. You're just like, what? For creative reasons. Bride of Chucky. I got to put that on there. I mean, that's a classic. Bless you, you're a big, you're a Chucky fan. Are you? Yeah, man. There's a funny thing about Chucky cause my son's 24 now, but when he was a kid, he wrote a letter to the cable company to not play any child's play movies cause he was scared of Chucky. My mom helped him write the letter. Yeah, it was amazing. It was amazing. That was pretty cool. Yeah, he was scared of Chucky. But no, I think my favorite horror man, night of the, I'll return to the living dead. That's my favorite one of life. The first one, return to the living dead. I have three on this list cause that's a romantic horror movie. Yeah, that's really good. Oh, you have that on the list? Return to the living dead? The third one. The third one's on this list. Oh, you like the third one? The third one? I remember when I bought the third one. I was on my way home from school and I bought it. I bought it on VHS. That was one of those movies, back in the day when it used to go through Blockbuster or wherever and you would just pick the horror movie based off of what had the most badass VHS cover. That was one that always stuck in my head, like the chick with all the glass and the barbed wire in her. And I was like, what is that about? And I didn't watch it until I was like in my 20s. But it's campy, but that one's pretty good. You know, guys, girlfriend dies and he reanimates her and then she starts turning evil. And yeah, it's a good one. Return to the living dead three is good. But part one and two is really damn good. Yeah, I have Candyman on here. That one is basically like a gothic love story. And American Werewolf in London. And hang on, Candyman. Yeah. I remember you love story. We're going to go for a love story then. Shouldn't we go like the crow? Yeah, the crow. I always consider the crow more an action movie, but it's horror adjacent for sure. Are you saying Candyman because of his background? Well, no, it's like the main character of the movie, Virginia Madsen. It's kind of like a gothic, a lure love story between those two where he's more or less trying to draw her in to be, she's like his reincarnated love or something. Like they have a painting on the wall at one point. Yeah, the woman that he died for and it's literally her. So yeah, there's very, very much like a gothic love story tone going through that whole movie. I mean, it's been a couple of years. It hasn't been that long. I guess I didn't, I just didn't pick up on her reciprocating the love his way. Oh, she doesn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Helen. I feel like she's like more of an Agent Scully kind of a character where she's, you know, kind of more business. Yeah, he's just mutilating everybody around her. She's not, she's not willingly going along with her super. This is like a Vigo love story in Ghostbusters 2. How about Ichi the Killer? What is it? Ichi the Killer. Never seen that. Killer, what the hell is that? You've never seen Ichi the Killer? I think you just made that movie up. Look it up. Ichi, I don't even know how to spell that. Like Ichi, Ichi the Killer. Have you ever seen Ichi the Killer? Wow. Did you guys see? Oh, is it anime? No, it's not anime, it was based off of anime first, but it's a movie. Did you guys see the new Candyman? Yeah, I thought that was a good one. I saw it again recently. I thought it was solid. I thought it was really good. I liked it. It got a little, it got a little heavy-handed and a little bit, it felt like the third act was missing a good 15 minutes, but I liked it overall. Yeah, the creativity on some of the kills in that one was just fantastic with the art scene, just really well. It was well-directed. That's the shame is when you see that that director's next job was the Marvels. And it's like, yeah, you guys just threw her to the wolves. Really? I think the director did that? Hey, I'm a Marvels apologist. I thought the movie was fine and fun. Hour 45. I thought it was OK. It was fine. I'm not a hater on it, but the way that they treated her where it was just like, yeah, the problem with that movie, we didn't have enough people to watch over the director. It's like, oh. You know what doesn't help though is when she also came out for some reason. It was like, yeah, I'm kind of working on two movies at the same time. Just kind of already dismissing the Marvel, like, oh, yeah, I'm doing that. But I'm also doing a really good movie over here. I directed my scenes. Kevin Feige's got the other two thirds. You're right. The rest of it's AI. It's fine. It takes care of itself. Before you jump into more, if you have more, I got two superchats I'll throw out quick. Big Kahuna for $5. Thank you, Big Kahuna. Oh my god, can't forget to mention another of the wife's all-time favorite romantic comedy, I'm sorry, movies. Me Before You with Emilia Clarke. Emilia Clarke, hubba hubba. Yeah, Emilia Clarke is a, she's a tasty treat, of course. I don't know what the hell of Me Before You is. I don't know that one either. Big Kahuna's thrown out some really obscure films that apparently his wife loves, but I've never heard of. Troy McClure for $5 to bless. Hip hop fans feel, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Maybe we should, let's wait on this one because this is maybe something that you could speak about for a while. We'll go back to that. So, go ahead, Cody. It looked like it was something you could dive into a little bit. I don't wanna keep wasting Cody's time. Yeah, whatever you had to talk about would be a waste of my time. Anyway, American Werewolf in London was the last one. Oh, yeah. The remake in the 90s or the original? You mean that, well, that's American Werewolf in Paris. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the original. It's like an unofficial sequel. It really is just the name and some of the concept. I'm one of the few people that actually likes that. I have like a sick nostalgia guilty pleasure for Paris, but no, London is, I mean, they both would qualify for romantic horror, but London's gonna be the one that most people would at least appreciate watching. I'm gonna throw a horror flick out there for you just out of the top of my dick. The Frightners. Oh, yeah. Great horror, yeah, great, great romance. If it wouldn't have cost me like a fucking mortgage payment, I would have brought in the Frightners Blu-ray to get Michael J. Fox to sign it, but I was like, oh, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I think I'm the only one that like really likes that movie. I've seen it probably 15 times. I can quote. Just us two, just us two, my friend. You like that movie a lot too? I think it's so good. Next to Back to the Future, that's my favorite Michael J. Fox. Oh, absolutely, absolutely. I don't know who plays Agent Danvers, but he is so freaking good at that. Oh, Jeffrey Combs. Jeffrey Combs. I'm a re-animator. Yeah. Agent Danvers has been part of a lot of cults and sex. I've never seen re-animator and I've never seen the Frightners. The Frightners is awesome. I mean, some of the CGI might be a little bit dated for a first-time watch, but it's a really good, like, it's Peter Jackson. So it's pre-Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson. Gotcha. And then... It's post-monkey brains, Peter Jackson. Like, really, really, yeah. But no, re-animator, I never saw you. They're actually got re-animator. That's a wild one. That's a wild one. I mean, you literally got, like, a re-animated severed head trying to, like, go down on a chick. That's the type of movie it is. Re-animator. I actually got re-animator. Well, those are great picks. That gives me a lot to chew on, too, because, like, now I'm thinking of other movies that would kind of fall into the category and maybe not so... You know, one actually just came out, a unconventional horror romance. Frankenstein, yeah, Lisa Frankenstein. I didn't see that, yeah. It was good. It was decent. Yeah, it was all right. It's one of those movies where you could... You watch it and you can immediately picture the type of girl that that's going to be their favorite movie of the year, like, and they're going to be their new cult classic, like, this generation's Edward Scissorhands. Yeah. And I've already seen a lot of them, like, on YouTube, where they're like, this one's for the weird girls. And I'm like, yes, it is, ladies. This is for you. Yeah, it just... It was missing something, I think, to push it there for me. It just didn't go all the way with some of the ideas. Some of it with me, it teased that line between the PG-13 and R, and it was like, just do it, just fucking commit. And yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was almost there. But it's still a fun, you know, fun watch. I think that... I appreciated that they were able to, like, capture the 80s aesthetic without doing all of the cliche 80s shit. Yes. Like the same five songs, and they always got to show, like, American bandstand on the TV at some point. There was a couple parts where I thought, okay, we brought up the sports illustrated, we brought up the, they had like the football phone at one point, and I'm like, okay, we're gonna maybe go with the shoe. Yeah, the shoe phone. I thought a movie that really impressed me last year that did go all in is Poor Things. Freaking loved that movie. Did you see Poor Things, Bloss? No. I think you dig that a lot. It was good, let me look at that. Comes out like a good little list here. Emma Stone is fantastic. Poor Things. I like that shoe. Did you see that one, Cody? Yeah, that was one of the last movies I watched last year. It wasn't quite my thing, but I could appreciate what they were going for. They're a little out there for me. So it's no barbarian. It's no barbarian. No. No. All right, bless. You wanna answer this question? I was living in a country around this time. I wonder why I was here. Troy McClure, $5 to bless. Hip hop fans feel underwrapped in horror. Always seems tied to rock. Top three rappers or albums, by the way, for Shutter when Evil lurks, five out of five, in my opinion. Well, there is a difference between a movie that's acquired by Shutter and a Shutter original. So there are some good movies that were acquired by Shutter and when Evil lurks is one of them. Evil lurks, okay, I got it right here. I'm gonna put that down as my list to watch. Can you answer this question? I mean, what's the question we see? To bless hip hop fans, feel underwrepped in horror. Always seems tied to rock. That's very true. I agree to that and stuff. I definitely agree to that. And everything, you know, hip hop fans definitely get underwrepped. And so, but I think they're trying to change that nowadays and stuff with movies like Get Out and stuff like that. I think it's trying to change. Jordan Peele's definitely. Yeah, he's kind of like, he's changing a little bit, I would say, but I do agree to that and stuff, you know, for real, I do agree to that. Do you have three top rappers or albums? Yeah, Sutter Kane, Danny Darko, Pull the Fuckin' Trigger, Top Albums, August Underground, August Underground is definitely one of my favorites. Devil May Cry is one of my favorites. And what's that Goodie Mob's album? Soul Food Album is dope. That's it. There you go. All of it was my stuff though. This is lookupsutterkane.com, that's it. It's really weird walking in the house and hearing your voice blasting out of my daughter's like phone. My, at the time, my 14-year-old daughter listening to, what is it, Black Nazi? Black Nazi, I'm just gonna push the edges there. Oh yeah, I'm like, I don't know. I mean, it's fine. I don't care. I don't think my daughter understands the context of the music. She just likes the voice and she likes the beats. Dude, you should see my endorsements. Like, when I get these meetings, it's so hilarious. They go over lyrics. That shit is funny as hell. Cool recently, I had to tell the guy, I was like, dude, my fan base is 98% white. I probably have five black fans. And I said, maybe six, or you can fool my cousin. Maybe six. I'm like, maybe six. Well, Cody knew who you were. I met you a weeks ago. There you go. Black Nazi, yeah. Dude, you see the amount of madness I know, right? What's that? That's it. And the amount of madness. It's one of my favorite movies. Yeah, that's one of my favorites too. What do we got here? Oh, big kahuna. I have the Frightners on laser disc. What is this? You still got the laser disc going strong. Those were such a pain in the ass. Oh, my God. Oh, this is as big as a vinyl. Oh, yeah. You had to flip them halfway through the movie. Yeah. Fuck. They ended on DVDs too. I remember when I had sleepers on DVD and fucking Stargate. Yeah, they had a wide screen on one side and full screen on the other for a while there. Well, yeah, that was the thing, but on the early first gen discs, they had two sides, like Stargate stops halfway through and you have to get up and flip that disc over to play the second half. Absolutely ridiculous. I'm like, my VHS can have to be flipped. So I felt when I was watching the Lord of the Rings extended editions for the first time, it was like half a movie per disc. And those are Blu-ray. The Blu-ray couldn't hold them. I know. Insert disc two out of 20. Okay, all right. I had never seen them before and I was getting ready to do a ranking. Everybody on my comment section was like, you got to watch the extended editions. Those are the only ones. That's right. Assholes. And so I go to watch the movie, not realizing they're all four hours long now. And so my wife is watching them with me and I go to put in the third disc, which at this point is just the first half of the second film. And she's like, oh, so we're almost done. I was like, no. We're just getting started, baby. The extended editions, I like them more because I just love that world. For fans only. For fans only. Terrible, terrible, terrible recommendation for your first time watch. Well, it's also, there's some stuff in there that's just not good. I mean, the whole way that the witch king dies is super cheesy. It's like throwing out. Anyway, there's some stuff that's like, no, I don't need to see this shit. Perm, $5 Super Chat, since we're on the topic Adam, have you seen The Princess Bride yet? Possible best romantic comedy. I have seen The Princess Bride. It was one of three movies that was on kind of my like shameless, along with Point Break, which I also watched and The Lost Boys. So I saw all three of those within the last two months. I feel better about myself. Obviously, I still think very little about myself personally, but I do feel a little bit more comfortable with my own skin. I did enjoy Princess Bride. My whole family watched it. Inconceivable was like said over and over throughout the household. It was really funny. Yeah. What? I saw this in the movies when I was six years old. Yeah. I mean, a lot of people saw it when they were kids. It's fair. I've never seen it. You've never seen it? I knew this was a story I was like, but I've never seen The Frightener, so yeah. I mean, The Frightener isn't going to... You're not going to get shamed for not seeing The Frightener's, but The Princess Bride is... I'll shame you. I'll hold the torch. You uncultured bitch. That's right. You know what? I should have been throwing that back at people when they said, hey, have you seen... You haven't seen The Princess Bride? Have you seen The Frightener's? Motherfucker? No, I haven't. Get out of my house. The Princess Bride is actually really good. You've seen it recently? Yeah, I wouldn't say it's really good. I would say that it's... What's the more fun timepiece? Yeah. For its time, I would... I totally understand people really latching onto it. Very quotable movies, some very fun characters. You got Fred Savage in there at the beginning. Really fun. You got Billy Crystal in a lot of makeup, which was really fun. A lot of the cast was at Megacon. Yeah, the cast was there. Carrie Ewells, who was, for some reason, in a giant black tent box. We'd be alone in tent. Yeah. It was always the most random people that have those tents. It was instance to Randon, which made sense because she's top level. And then Carrie Ewells was the only other guy that was in one of the tents. Yeah. It is my last one for horror for Valentine's Day. It's my last one. What do you got? Misery. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Misery. I totally forgot about a little session in for good measure, yeah. Yes. Misery. That's a great movie. That's a great pick. I love it. I love this movie. Misery's really good. Really good movie. Matthew Bates just absolutely owned that movie. I love it. We just watched that one, I think, a year ago with the kids. Got them into it. We're trying to slowly get them into horror stuff a little bit more. Connor is kind of a scaredy cat with that stuff. My daughter watches everything. She doesn't give a... I'll tell you the secret. If you've got a kid that's timid, is you've got to make jokes in the scenes that are going to be a little more tension-filled. That's how I kind of converted my son. Because when I met my wife, he was already seven years old. And they had already pretty much put it in his head, like, you can't watch this. You'll have nightmares. And so when I come into the picture, I'm like, fuck that. He's going to watch Fright Night and all this other stuff. And he's like... I can't look at my mirror. So I put the movie on. And first of all, you've got to make sure there's at least one nudity scene. You can just be like... Just look at his eye like... And then the other one is that anytime you know it's going to get dark and tense, you've got to like make a joke. And then he'll laugh and then it breaks the tension. And then all of a sudden they're, you know, they're moving on to things like, you know, human centipede. It's like a second phase or whatever. So Lindsay, my wife is a huge scaredy cat too. And so she and her will do the joke thing themselves during the film and ruin it for me. And Olivia, who are very much like, shut the fuck up on all the lights off. I don't want to hear any. And my wife will always, it never fails. Start the dishwasher or the washing machine right when we're going to watch the movie. Like, what are you doing? Why do you hate me? We've been together like a thousand years. You know this. They get up to get a snack and it's like a 45 minute thing. They got to go pee, which turns into a 25 minute ordeal. She's not even in the house anymore. She's at Target and ran to the store quick. Do you need anything? I need you home. Okay. What do we got here? I think I read this. Yeah. Oh wait, did he have a question? I kind of possible best romantic comedy. Yeah, perm. Thank you very much. Yes. It was a, it was a very good movie. I enjoyed it. Kyle Nelson, 199 tails from the hood is all so good. All right. I've seen tails from the hood. I actually liked that one cause that's the one that's got three different stories. Right? And one of them is a boy who I think is getting abused by his father. And so he makes a doll of his dad, a voodoo doll. He starts like breaking his arms and his legs. It's good. Yeah. I remember watching that. I had a cousin who was really into kind of off the beaten path dark horror movies and anime. I couldn't get into the anime stuff but I really liked his horror pics when he would bring them over. Good movie. They made a sequel. Didn't they make another tails from the hood? Yeah. It was way later, right? It's like in the last five years. Yes. Snoop Dogg I think was in it is. Remember Bones? Remember the movie Bones? Yeah. Just like his answer to Blade. It's like no. Oh, bad. So bad. One more from big kahuna, $2. My laser disc automatically plays flips. I used to blow my mind. My dad had one, too. And I kept as a kid, I'm trying to like the discs were like this fucking big. And so I'm trying to think like the things only this. But how does it flip them? Like, and obviously it was just the eye. Yeah, yeah. As a kid, I was just like, how the hell I could never figure that out. And then one day randomly when I was like 19, I hadn't seen a laser disc in 12 years. I was like, oh, yeah, that's probably that shit work. My dad and his truck had a five disc CD changer. And I thought that was the foolish shit ever. And it wasn't it was in the back. It was in like the side of the car. Yeah, I had one in my first car. It was in the trunk. It was cool until you had to switch discs and pull off to the side of the road. We eventually upped our home DVD player to be like a three changer. And it never failed. We always have a disc that would somehow dislodge itself from the little disc holder. And so you hear it. It's just ripping through that CD. Like, oh, beautiful. I only got scratches all over it, really good stuff. All right. Well, I think that that I think I have nothing left to say on this topic. We got Madame Web. Cody, are you going to Madame Web tomorrow for Valentine's Day? Are you taking the misses out? No, I'm going by myself. I got a video call at one and then I'm going to see Madame Web at three thirty. Bless us. Bless us, go with me over over my work lunch. I guess the thing that concerns me is I see people on the Internet who are continuously, like, annoyingly forgiving that are like, this is the worst thing I've ever seen. I was like, oh, fuck me. OK. Oh, yeah, it's going to be it's going to be awesome. Yeah. What time to start twelve? It's at noon. So that means it starts at twelve twenty five for us because Regal is ridiculous with their movie trailers. Have you ever taken that for granted and shown up twenty minutes late and then they have movies already fucking playing a couple of times? Yes. That pissed me off so bad. Happened to me once. I was like, I got plenty of time. I've seen all the trailers and then I get there and I'm like, what the fuck, man? It's so bad when it happens. You just feel like shit. You're like, how much did I miss in this movie? You almost want to turn over to a guy. You're like, I miss. Yeah. Before we wrap up, guys, if you have any more super chats, throw them in now because we'll probably be winding down here in the next couple of minutes. One other thing I did recently, I thought I was doing the guy a solid because we have the Regal movie pass. It's twenty two bucks a month or something. You go to unlimited movies whenever you want, which is a huge shit show because people take it for granted and abuse it. Yeah, I'm watching poor things. Actually, it's a long movie and it's an hour and forty five minutes into this movie, roughly. I'm the only guy in the theater just loving life. And suddenly this jackass comes in, giant tub of popcorn, giant soda. He plops down a little bit in front of me. And I'm thinking I should probably say something, right? So I go, hey, sir, this movie's been on. It's almost over. And the guy turns like, oh, no, I know, I'm catching the second half. It was too long, so I left last time and now I'm finishing up. OK, that's that's one way to do it. That's an interesting way. Yeah. Movies are weird now. Movies are weird. Yeah, I've never seen that before. But we got one more super chat from Kyle Nelson for five dollars. Don't. Don't forget leprechaun in the hood. Two thousand friend with weed is a friend, indeed. But a friend with gold is the best I'm told. Yeah. So we got leprechaun. We got two thousand and leprechaun back to the hood. I only saw the first leprechaun. I said this in the the movie panel or the horror panel with Cody. I just I don't I I don't want to make the time to invest in franchises when they start getting stupid. I just don't care. I'm not going to watch 14. So you're really, really out of the loop on a lot of horror franchises. I am. I really am. I just I don't I don't give a shit to watch 14. Freddie, you know, Freddie Krueger movies or Jason or I mean, Halloween is probably the one I've watched the most of. And even then I haven't seen the one where he's, you know, fighting a dude in Brooklyn on top of a roof. Just that's Jason. That's Jason. I don't know. I just know that there's a senior card fighting a guy. And he's got that. Oh, it is Jason. He's got the hockey mask in it. Yeah. Yeah. Jason told you, Disney, Disney has got to do it. I just I see clips of this stuff and I don't remember what I see. What was I say? Halloween, maybe I have seen all of them then. When is H how many in is H2O? Oh, seven. Yes, way in there. I saw Halloween one and two and then H2O and all the all the new stuff. That's the best timeline, in my opinion, is one to an H2O. See, I don't like Halloween, too. I think that movie is kind of garbage compared to the first one. It's not as good, but I like the aesthetic of it. I like the hospital setting. I like the fact that the kills are ramped up a little bit. Did you like the fact that they made him siblings? No, I've never liked that. And neither is John Carpenter. He's on record saying like he just he added something because he was drunk and they wanted a new idea. He's like, fuck it, make him siblings. There was no. That was one of the reasons I was excited when they did Halloween 2018 because they said we're not going to be siblings anymore. And I was like, OK, cool, you can finally do some new shit. And then they spent a trilogy basically doing the same shit. Like they might as well have been siblings. There was nothing different. I like the new trilogy. I don't love it. I think kills is really schlocky, but also fun at the same time. And kind of like Joey, I didn't mind Halloween ends. I didn't either. I agree that they shouldn't just shoehorned it in the third act with the new kid. In Halloween, too, though, I left so hard the first time I watched it and the cop just bodies a random kid who they thought was Michael Myers. And then they never on there. They've never addressed it. They just straight up wrecked this kid. He starts on fire and the funnier thing, too, is that in the original, they keep talking about this kid, Ben Trammer, that they're trying to get Emily Curtis. And that was him. That was the guy that got like a creeper. He's like, oh, there's Ben's out. He just murdered him. Mm hmm. Oh, it's good. Funny thing I went through. I mean, the Halloween fan base is just a riot to experience in the in the second film, there's a weird little subplot where Dr. Loomis goes to a school and in blood, Michael wrote S. A. M. H. A. I. N. On the chalkboard and it's pronounced sourn. OK, but in the fucking movie, Dr. Loomis says Sam Hain, it's this old tradition and so I was reviewing the movie and I was like, yeah, you got this weird subplot with Sam Hain, I got like 300 people like a sour new uncultured bitch and like trying to correct me. And I'm like, you're fucking God character said it wrong. I'm just repeating him. Leave me alone. That's awesome. Yeah, you do. Bob Marley comes out this week. Yeah, yeah. I have no interest, but I didn't grow up with his music. That's half of it with these things. I didn't either. But that's why I'm interested. And I like biopics on people that I don't know shit about. But it's always the same fucking movie. It's the dude has nothing. He gets megastar status. Then he falls into drugs, falls into sex and rock and roll. He's the plot of walk hard. He's the plot of every movie. He spirals down and then he climbs back up. And yeah, they have another Amy Winehouse movie coming out. Are you serious? Another one. I don't even know. She had like one big song from what I can remember. I turn around and hit my back to rehab. We got one more super chat from Doc Savage for five dollars. Thank you, Doc. Adam finally got to watch Showgirls. Oh, my God, never after watching your review from a year or so ago. You're absolutely right. Awesome. Awesome movie. Can't wait to rewatch. I can't imagine the year was that during the hot takes panel. Like showgirls is a classic. Pretty sure. Doc will watch the wrong movie channel because I roasted the shit out of showgirls. That's an atrocious film, much like Barb Wire. I don't know how you managed to take some stundily attractive women, Gina Grisha, Jesse Spano from Save by the Bell, Elizabeth Berkeley, and make them so unappealing. The whole movie is just rife with gross, cringy shots. And it's just a miserable experience. It really was the the classic version of cats. Cats is the new showgirls. Showgirls is funny, though. Yeah, it's but it's not like funny in the way that it wants to be. No, it's funny because it's a dumb ass movie. It's funny because you're watching Green Rack. The weird part is there are still people that that defend the movie like it's the holy grail of films. They're like, you didn't understand it, Adam. And then when I probe them and get what then what what am I missing here? Well, what what's the commentary that I'm not getting from this cutting edge, you know, film and then they have nothing. They say nothing. It's just that's just Twitter discourse. They do every movie. Are we ready to admit that the Marvels is top five? And it's like, no, we're not. And I know am I the only one that thinks that this yeah, you're the only jackass on all of the internet that thinks this. You know, that's not true. I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to sneak into the movies tomorrow because it's going to be cold tomorrow. So I can wear a jacket. We need to be cold. It's the 70s here. It's freezing outside right now. Yeah, it's that bipolar of South weather where it's, you know, 40 in the morning at night. It's like 82 in the afternoon. So no matter what you dress, you're miserable at some point. It's freezing. You guys have no idea. Well, you have no idea what cold is even. You have no idea. Wait, bless you. I grew up in Ohio, sir. Yeah, I know what cold is. This is the same thing on my head, man. I grew up in New York. Oh, it's negative 12 today. Awesome. I've been in spring weather for the past five months. So coming back here is fucking cold. Yeah, what was it in Africa? It was like 70s, 80s. It was nice. It was really like like spring weather. It was like fall, spring. It was beautiful. And you were living living in mud huts, of course, fighting in lions and the lions and the bears. Of course, right? We always joke is bless those that when you think of Africa, everybody thinks of Hollywood, Africa, where it's all just safaris and mud huts, but they actually have cities. And there's this way over here. You're riding the camel through the desert. Yeah. Yeah, the lion king like zebras and antelopes. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's basically Wakanda over there. Yeah, basically. But no, dude. So yeah, tomorrow at 12, I'm game. I'll make it rock. All right, guys. So you have anything to plug on the way out? Bless you got a new album. You got several albums coming out. Yeah. Follow me on Instagram. Instagram was at Sutter Kane, N S D S U T T E R K A I N S D N W W W dot Sutter Kane dot com. Yeah, they're going right there. I should have the names on. I forgot to turn the names on. Sorry, everybody. Yeah, Sutter Kane dot com. Sorry, Sutter Kane dot com. You got you. I thought you had an album or something that came out. Do you not Spotify? No, I'm working on new projects right now. No, but you have you have albums on Spotify to listen to. All you got to do is go to Spotify and type in Sutter Kane, go to iTunes, any place you listen to music at. Type in Sutter Kane, YouTube, Sutter Kane, it's all the same. S U T T E R K A I N Sutter Kane. And bless, I'm guessing you'll you'll come on some more of these in the future. Yeah, definitely. I'll come on. We got another one Friday, right? Yeah, I'm going to. Yeah, I do on Friday. I do Tuesdays and Fridays. Cody, you are always invited. I just assume you have things going on, but you're like me, I guess, where you just you're married and have nothing left in the tank. It's just sitting around a multitask. I was literally making a cheesecake, building a weight bench and listening to you type in the chat. Oh, wait, are you building a home gym? No, I bought I bought one of those like select Bowfek, a blow, the bed, the both legs dumbbells. And I'm building a stand for them because they're just sitting in my my bedroom floor. My wife just keeps like looking at them every day and not saying anything. I'm like, I get it. I'll move them. That's right. I'm back in town, bro. I'm down for whatever. All righty, dude. Cody, what do you got coming up? Next video I'm going to do is a pick from my Patreon. They wanted me to do my top 10 movie hot takes, which ironically enough, we just got done kind of doing exactly that at Megacon and that panels on Sean Chandler's channel. So yeah, I'm going to do that. And I just released the the horror panel that we did this past weekend, too. If everybody wants to check that out beyond that, Madam Web. I'll probably see Bob Marley, one love. And I'm currently playing Suicide Squad, killed the Justice League on my gaming channel. So I've been told that I'm only a couple of hours away from the end, which is infuriating because I feel like I just started it. So that'll probably be a salty review come in some point this weekend. Yeah, but the end is just the beginning because it's one of those games as a service, right? We're yeah, where it's like there's going to they want to make you pay for seasons to get the rest of the story. And I didn't realize that. So I'm a little bit like that fucking Avengers game. Did you ever play that Avengers game? I did. I did not like it whatsoever. Did not like it whatsoever. And this is more fun than that game, but like the story is just getting started and I'm getting people in the chat and like, yeah, you're about two hours from the end. And I'm like, what? This is like Act One. He said Act One. Oh, my God. All right. Well, thank you guys for joining. Always fun talking to you. We'll do it again soon. We'll see you on Friday tomorrow. I'll have a Madam Web review. Probably throw out a spoiler review not long after that because that's that's what we have to do now is just churn out content nonstop. It's depressing, but also fun. I'm dying inside. All right. See you guys later.