 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and today we're doing something a little bit different. I'm gonna do kind of a long form video, less cuts and whatnot, because I think it'll suit the game a bit better. I'm really looking forward to this game. I've not played the first one. In fact, I actually thought it was a sequel to me given the name, but apparently not. Also, I should disclose that this video is sponsored. Not really, but they they sent me this this bag. The eyes are on the wrong way. Is it the wrong way? Because it should be. Is this right? Or should it be? I really didn't mean it when I said we're doing something a little bit different today. It feels like it should be this way. Yeah, it's definitely meant to be the other way. Hold on. Can I just... Is this a good idea? This is not a good idea. Hold on. All right, you know what? Let's just get started. Oh no, there's... That peephole looks like an eye and my controller's going nuts. So... All right. Okay, let's let's get started. You know what? I'm actually kind of glad I don't know anything about this game and I'm just going into it blind because I feel like it's going to add to the experience. It's also going to add to the emotional trauma, but it'll add to the experience. At least it's a pretty game in a way like I wouldn't put a bag over the head of this game. It does look kind of nice. And aside from that, whatever that rotting body is... Okay, I'm just going to keep on going. Oh, no, don't call out. You're in the forest. Someone's going to kill you. Okay, what do I do here? I'm already stuck. Okay, now call out. Call for help. Call. No. Okay. Okay, thank you. Someone answered my call up there. Someone up there likes me and it's not the neighbor. By neighbor, I mean the person who lives in my attic. I feed them fish heads. Okay, this game is weirdly scary. Something about it is just very creepy. That looks just like the thing I hang in the attic. You know what? I'm not going to go into it. I don't understand. I'm going to keep going. Oh wait, I can go this way too? Oh my god, it's not just a side scroller. Wow, I'm having the time of my life. I'm going to drop the boot. I don't think I actually need it. I'm just holding it. But what I was saying was that this game actually looks quite creepy and it's quite a creepy atmosphere, even though it's a side scroller. It's kind of got me on edge, which I didn't really expect. It's side scrollers and, you know, historically the most scary of games. But then again, the only side scrollers I've played is Mario. The only thing scary about that is that they keep letting the princess get captured. I see a tripwire here and I see the box with spikes on it. So I know it's going to happen, but I kind of got to see it, you know? I just kind of had to. What is hunting in me? Or did I just go into like a very aggressive rabbit trap? All right, let's just jump over it this time. I'm pretty good at this game. I just can't resist just doing stuff like that sometimes, even though I know it's not a good idea. I just, I have to see it, you know? Okay, is there another trap here or am I good? Those ropes above me just, they've got me on edge, you know? Like what, why is that box just dangling there? I'm just going to keep moving and hope that whatever it is that's setting up all these things, doesn't come out of the woods to kill me. I thought I saw shadow in the background and it really scared me. I haven't actually seen anything scary, but I'm scared. I'm forgetting the controls. The pure terror is just putting me on edge and I'm forgetting the controls. The thing is, run! The thing is run! Run away! I, is that me dead? Okay, I was just about to say the thing is, I don't actually know much about this game. Like, I don't know the back. Okay, that didn't work at all. I thought I'd be clever and, you know, get under the problem, but no, I just compressed my face. Okay, let's try and run a bit quicker this time. I didn't know how to sprint last time. This is terrifying. Okay, you can just about make it. Oh, I have this rock as a souvenir. You don't want to pick it up. Fine, your loss. Geology rocks. You can have a different opinion, but you're wrong. Is that something to swing off or is that just a noose? I didn't expect myself to be saying that today. All right, I'm gonna try and swing on it. I'll try and grab it mid-air and then, nope, at least it didn't kill me. What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger. I'm not sure if that is true here. I really feel like you'd get a bit of head trauma if I keep landing on myself like that. Come on! Yes! No. Wait. I cheesed it. I'm happy with that. I never have to actually successfully complete that part in my life now. It's done. Sometimes I think that when I play games like Zelda, I'll do something completely the wrong way and go, I know that wasn't right, but now that it's complete, I'll never have to figure it out. Big brain kev. Don't do it right, do it smart. Or do it stupid, but in a way that stupidly works. Okay. Can I figure out a way that will stupidly work here? There's a rope. God. The problem with it being unedited is that you see my stupidity in real time. Normally this is just confined to Twitch. Great. The way it fell and just flattened on the ground. Oh, it's depressed. That's what every character should look like when it realizes I'm in control. Okay. Can I grab onto this rope? I don't, right. You know what? Okay. It works. Maybe the rope is assigned like come this way instead of just walking off a bridge and hoping you land in water. This is a problem. Oh. And this is a solution. See, proven my genius in real time. Oh my God. For God's sake. You see, there is a, there is a bonus to seeing some of my stupidity in real time, but there's also the downside that you have to watch me repeat things, especially when it comes to things like the box earlier because sometimes I just have to do something, even though it's going to set me back. So I end up repeating things, which is fine for videos because it's only me that has to suffer through the repeat. I just edited it out, but today is different and that leaf pile looks different. Oh, there's something under it, isn't there? Is there? Nope. Just leaves. Okay. Sorry. It's just my hyper active senses right now. I'm scared of everything except this shoe. I'd like to keep this one, can I? Wasn't my size anyway. Okay, what is this? Oh, right. Okay. I see the log. I don't, I don't see the string connecting these things funnily enough. Um, I'm going to go around this. I'm assuming there's a net. You know what? I got to see it. Hold on. Okay. I thought it was going to swing down I didn't understand. Oh, look at crow. What you eating there? Would you like to eat me instead? Wait, can you throw things? Ah, the game answered me in real time. Yes. I just want to throw this into the net and see can I, I assume I can trigger the traps like that. Why are all the objects you can pick up shoes, by the way? Are there people running around? Shoeless? Who am I to judge? I'm not wearing shoes or pants right now. Oh, God, I got to keep my eyes open for traps. Funnily enough, the traps I've ran into intentionally, the thing that's getting me is my own stupidity most of the time. Ooh, trap. I got to see it. Oh, that's brutal. What even is this? What is this bait? What are you trying to bait? Oh, I can look. Ooh, you know, now that I'm looking at it directly, does look mighty tasty. You think that's small intestines or large intestines? You know what? I'm not even that hungry anyway. I will move on. Ooh, stick. Can I? Ooh, strong. I like it. And then we can just, oh. There we go. Jesus, that was violent. What are they hunting? And am I a normal human? Like the character, not me. Sorry, I know I'm not. It's just, I'm not sure if I am a normally human. Oh, oh my God. Okay, I thought of it like legit as it happened. Like a millisecond before and I was like, they've given me a stick. The leaves are getting very thick here. I should probably do something about this, but I just kept on walking. What was they saying? Yeah, I don't know if I'm human size or I'm small and there are going to be like big humans, you know? That was actually really satisfying. Can I make this? Yes. And now, good old fashioned pine cone toss. As a country lad, I've played a bit of pine cone tossing in my day. That doesn't sound good. It sounds like a euphemism for something, but it's not. It just sounds weird. Okay. We good? We're balancing. Ah, you love to see it. You hate to see it. Jesus. My mood is flipping all over the place. One minute, I'm like, yeah, I'm awesome. In the next minute, I'm having a panic attack. Okay, the big guy upstairs is looking down on me again through that weird hole in the ceiling. No, what I mean, like there's like God rays looking down on me here. Oh, this should answer my question. No, I am not human size. Okay, this is very worrying. I don't feel like I should be going in here. What am I doing? I definitely feel like I shouldn't be going up on that. Hmm. Ooh, toilet. Nice. That's just epic. I don't know why it just is. I could probably climb up that window. I don't know why. I would rather go around the house, but unfortunately in this universe, I can mainly only walk left to right. Okay, good. I had a feeling I was just going to like walk onto the hob of the oven and just kill myself. Oh my God. This is, this is gruesome. I like how I was afraid of walking on the hob as I came in and what do I immediately do? Walk over to the hob. I could have killed me from the burn. I want to bite at this. Yes. Can I, what, just talk about a picky eater. What am I doing? Can I, can I pull this? I'm just wondering, do I have to interact with it? I'm trying to use my epic gamer sense here because the light is pointing down on this table. And that's why I'm thinking maybe I have to do something here. I don't feel like I should be doing this. I was thinking maybe I'd debate something into the room but I don't know if that's a good idea. Whatever is living in this house is a lot bigger than me. And I fear things bigger than me. Oh no. Okay, you can do this Kevin. You can do this. You can do this just in case you're not getting it. I'm holding it can. That's why I'm, all right, that's fine. We'll just edit out this joke. This is the one part that's missing in the video. It just bleep. Okay, I can't take this weapon but instead I can take the world's biggest ball of twine. What is that thing? What is it? Why, why is it there? All right, I'm going to do the same thing I do to every demon child that confronts me. I'm going to offer it some twine and hope for the best. Can I even get through here? Oh, wait, my twine. No. Oh, there it is. Okay, I'm like two years old. If something goes into the shadow, I think it's disappeared. Okay, how do I do this? Looks like the boards are weak, but I don't suppose I can throw something through the hole. No, it doesn't look like it. Okay. Okay, handles maybe? No. What if I just run head first into it? Or I could just go the other way. That's another plan. I prefer my first plan. Before I think of looking the other direction, I think what if I just use my head and run straight through the boards? Okay, surely I can get through with this. Come on, let's run with this axe. I love running with sharp objects. I hope I can actually like wield this. There we go. All right, I'm the demon child now. Come here. I always think that's a good strategy. If something terrifying or someone terrifying is in your house, just out terrify them. You got a burglar that's bursting through your front door. Strip naked and bound down the stairs and all fours while yelling. Like honestly, the robbers are going to be a person too, the burglar, like they're going to be freaked out. Oh, they're running off. Okay. Well, there goes my only chance at a friend. Let's see what we got here. Can we follow them? Where did they go? Did I just see them go up the stairs? I didn't quite catch there. I was looking at what I was holding. I guess they did go upstairs. I thought I saw a little flash of something. Come on, let's go. That is a hazard, by the way, that stairs. Like I don't mean to be a visitor in your house and complain or anything like that, but it's just looking out for your own safety. Aha, I saw you. I'm going to kill you. Wait, where's my can? I feel like there's another opportunity to make a joke with this can. I don't know what it is, but we'll find something. We found something. I'm not even going to say anymore, just what? That is honestly terrifying. We just need to get out of here. This is fucking bad news. Bad news. Go, come on, jump. Just get out of here. I don't think they're alive, but that doesn't really matter right now. What are you doing? Need my help? All right, I'm going to come help you. Maybe then you'll trust me. I thought I just face planted and died. I was like, well, there goes your help. I'll grab it. You grab on to me. How about that? Oh, yeah. There you go. In a second, let me get a weapon. Can I pick this up? Okay, I can't. I should run at them with a weapon after all this. They must be so confused. I'm just exploring. Okay. All right, let's go. See, we're friends. If the ladder comes down and just smashes me. Oh, a shoe though. You know earlier when I said those things weren't alive? I'm starting to doubt myself. Here, one second. I'll block the door with this shoe. Okay, now we're safe. Let's go ahead. They're just like great out of all the people I could have been stuck in the situation with. I get this idiot with a bag on their head. All right. Honestly, they were trying to escape from me. And the fact they didn't is a miracle, given that I have this bag on my head. Like I have no peripheral vision. I'm like a race horse. They've blocked the sides of my vision. What now? Oh, no. Don't tell me I'm the brains of the operation. I thought that was you. Wait, hold on. Did they reach for my hand? Would you like to hold hands? Wait. Oh, that's nice. Come here. Come here. Come here. Yeah, there you go. Now let's walk you over to the hatch. And we'll just... God damn it. And we'll just... No. Oh, I nearly fell myself. Okay. That's a dangerous game I'm playing. Come with me. Just dragging them around. How do I get over this? Oh, can we boost each other? Come here. No. I mean, I thought I had to push this box, but... I don't think I can. Oh, wait. Can I? Oh, okay. I thought I tried widely on it. Didn't... Or come on. Help me. Put your back into it. There you go. That's what I'm talking about. Cooperation. And now let's go for that key. There we go. This is scary. Who lives here? Okay. That's not me. That's a body. I thought they were just like pigs or something. Not that it wouldn't be any less creepy. Well, it would be a little less creepy. But that is a body. That is legs. Come on. We got to figure a way out of here. Should I name you? I don't know. Is that what you do when you meet a new friend? Do you name them? It's never happened before. I don't know what I do when I make a new friend. I'm going to have to help them along, too. How? How can I help them along? We still need that key. Maybe I can look for something rather than trying to help them. Like if I get a crank somewhere, I can try and find something. Let me take a look. Ah, I found one. Okay. Come on. Give it to me. Jesus. You're really taking that saying like you have to pry it out of my cold dead hands. Literally, aren't you? Ah, this is how you died, isn't it? Smash mirror. Bad luck. Okay. How can I do this? Can I tickle them, maybe? Ah. Okay. I use sprint and I just took off their whole arm. That works for me. Not the ideal way I would have liked to have done it, but you know what? Whoever's creating these mannequins, it might be best if I keep them busy. They might be better off if they're just busy repairing all their stuff. Sorry. Repairing all their mannequins and stuff. You know, I don't want them having any free time to chase after me. Okay. We can do this. We just have to cooperate. Here you go. It's close. It's just killing them instantly. All right. You can do that, right? I don't really want to come down. Yep. Hoist the body. Fine. I'll come help you. I'll try to help you. Hold on. Don't tell me. Ah, I do have to do that. I just had to say don't tell me. I have to climb on this body, but I do. Can I jump to that? I don't. I don't seem to be able to do anything else. So let's try. Yeah. There you go. Okay. Thank God that worked. I thought I just let go by accident. All right. We got the key. I don't know what the key is for, but we got it. Let's hold hands some more. Yep. That's neat. What do we do now? I feel like my character's acting confident, but we don't actually know where we have to go. Do you want to help me here? Are we going to go up? That window is calling to me, and I... Hmm. And I don't know why. It's just a nice bright light, and an otherwise very dark room. Let's take a look around, see what we can do. Was there anything back along that needed a key? I wasn't paying enough attention. Can I climb back? Please don't let me. Yes. Okay. That's good. That means that I don't go back. Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. We might be on to something here. Come with me. Can just imagine the amount of people just screaming at their screens as I wandered around aimlessly for a full minute. Uh, down again? Oh, wait. There was a padlock room down here. Ah! No. Okay. I'm fine. Come on down. All right. You're taking the slow route. Be boring. That's fine. I just remember there was a padlock here though. That's great news. We're through. An outhouse. Big footprints. Watch out for the leaf piles, by the way. There tends to be like really deadly traps. Wait, is there one here? No. The best way to test it is just by running in blindly. Is there no way into that outhouse? I really want to go in there. And I don't know why it's an outhouse. Like what is going to be in there that could possibly help me? Are we strong enough to push this? Yes! With our friendship we can push mountains. It is pretty much a mountain for us. It's huge. Yep. We done? Is that as close as we can go? Is there something in the way or? Are we just fatigued? Sorry, I'm just exploring. Ah, let's see. There you go. Come on up. We're going to do a jump for no reason. Really seemed unnecessary. Oh god. Why are we in here? We should have just hid in the outhouse. It was it was the better option. It had a heart on it. It seemed friendly. You're saying shush. Don't shush me. Shush you. What do you think that sound could be? There's a bit of grunting. I think they're just combing their hair and there's lots of knots. That's what I'm going to go with. I think it's perfectly innocent. Oh no. They're stripping a body of its internal organs. I was close. I was going to be my second guess. Oh no. I don't like this at all. I really don't like this. This is scary. Okay, can we move this? Should we move this? Oh no. No, they hurt me. Okay, we got to run. We got to run. Oh Jesus Christ. It's got a gun. Oh my God. I didn't expect it to have a second gun. You're kind of overreacting here, dude. Wait, did it kill me? Oh my God. It killed me. So that's what happened to the scuba diver from the SpongeBob movie. Jesus, be careful who you pick on in the SpongeBob movie. I should have never made fun of him. Oh no. I'm just lining myself up to be shot. I literally went up against the box like this and just let him shoot me in the back. Okay, I get it now. I have to use these as cover. That's fine. Can I keep running and get to the next one? Ah, no. Okay, I'm getting a bit too cocky now and I don't know why because I just died twice in a row. Okay, first box. Okay, shoot. It's like play pigeon shooting. Right, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. Okay, pull. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. Pull. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. I feel like I'm giving away our strategy. Whew. Can we go in here? This was a mistake, wasn't it? Oh, wait, am I hidden? Come on, you gotta have other stuff to do, right? You gotta go back and strip the body or like clean your bag or whatever it is you do. I don't know. What are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you doing this? Just stay hidden. Look at me. I can hardly even see me. Why are you- Why are you so anxious to move? You know what we should do? If we were smart, go back the way we came. Oh, wait, I gotta hold your hand. Or maybe I gotta hold your hand through this whole ordeal. You know what? I'm not gonna lie. It would make me feel better too. Come on, let's go. We'll stick together through this. I don't know why this game is called Little Nightmares because this is the biggest nightmare I've ever had. Oh, no. I don't know if I'm safe in the foreground here or not, but it looks not- Nice and dark. This is too much. This is- This is running me on edge. Oh my god, I'm so moist. My hands are so moist. And I know this is too much information, but that's how good friends we are. We're comfortable sharing things like this. Please, in the comments, share how moist you are. Why are we going so slow? Okay, there's gonna be something that happens here. He's gonna turn suddenly. Now, oh. Okay, maybe not suddenly, but suddenly enough. Is he gonna turn back? You're just- Oh, I see where I have to go. That little rabbit hole there. Have to go off to Alice in Wonderland. Okay, no. Okay, good. All right, let's go. Change places. Should we just run? Get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready. Run, run. I made it. Body just falls down the hole. All right. Wait, did he see me? He's moving. That was a bit weird. It made the sound cue as if he had seen me. What? What? I- Okay, I'm definitely- I'm definitely not supposed to be doing this. We're off script here, fellas. We're off scripted. Dude, your breathing's a bit struggled there, isn't it? I wonder, will it light up if I hide in this patch of grass? Like, is there grass between me and him? I gotta get used to the perspective in this game. Okay, he doesn't see me. Okay, you know what? Rather than failing this and having to do it again, I'm gonna stop again, right on the edge, to give myself the most chance- The biggest chance possible. God, his breathing is struggling. Honestly, I feel like we should put him out of his misery. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's the important thing. Phew. All right. You good? All right, let's keep moving. Don't tell me you're trying to get down here. Dude, you have an obsession. What is your problem? Like, we're not big enough to be made into mannequins or whatever it is you're doing with those bodies. Thank God for rabbits. At least I hope it's rabbits. That made these tunnels only but surely make our way through. Okay, you good? Well, you're not good, but are you okay? All things considered, have we escaped from? Okay, I think we've escaped. Thank goodness. Well, that's everything on my bucket. Let's stay in care of sea. They're just like, after all that. All right, you know what? I think I might end it there. I hope you enjoyed. Let me know. I'd love to hear some feedback about this longer form, like less edity video. But yeah, thank you so much for watching. I appreciate you folks as always. I really do. If you're new, subscribe. I'd love to have you around. And I hope to see you guys tomorrow. Bye for now.