 Stu Stouman here with UNS in Sports, the story everyone's talking about, disgraced superstar Jimmy Extermination Murphy, or as he's known to his legion of fans, XT, or as he's known to the UNSC Corrections Department in Mate No. 71489. Allegedly. With me is the Commissioner of the Griffball League, who is once again ignoring calls to step down and the wake of this latest scandal. Hard to ignore when the cries are coming from the Players Association, the coaches, disunion parents organizations, and even commissioners from other sports not related to Griffball. And now the number one draft pick, the player whom you paid a record-breaking signing bonus, has been thrown in jail yet again. This will be his tenth game missed this season. XT Murphy let off with yet another slap on the wrist and allowed to play as part of his community service agreement. Indeed. What do you plan to do with XT now that he's been cut from the team that drafted him for quote-unquote Morality reasons. I'm not worried. You're not worried about the young star of the league sitting on the sidelines while collecting half of the revenue from the entire sport? Not at all. Please don't say us. And that team is? Don't say slip space, don't say slip space. Team, I can't build. Oh, thank goodness. Oh wait, has that paper upside down? Yeah, slip space. Dammit. You can almost see that coming. Slip space bends over and takes another one for the league. How do they feel about that? Javed? Actually, I haven't given them the good news yet. That sounds like good journalism to me. Don't get that. This is Tank speaking. How may I be of assistance today? Tank, we told you not to answer the phone. Hi there, Tank. May I please speak to your captain? Sure. Hold on a second. Tell him I'm not here. But you are here. Tell him I'm busy. Oh, hey look. I'm on TV. Tank. What should I tell him you're busy doing? Anything. Oh hey, yeah. He can't come to the phone right now because he's busy doing anything. Really? Yeah, and it turns out I'm not here either. I'm on TV somewhere. You know we can hear you guys. You guys have a huge announcement to make. Really? Do tell. Fellowes, I want you to meet Extermination Murphy. You can call me XT. Extermination is going to be an excellent addition to your team. Exciting. Maybe with this great opportunity Slipspace might actually be able to win some games this season. Man, every time you bring us a new opportunity, it costs us wind. Well, don't worry. This time it's just costing you money. Good. Team makes combined. What if we don't want him? Sorry, might as you guys are. You're the one making the decision. But you know what they say. The commission is a delusional bastard. You have to spend money to make money. XT is going to be a huge star. Now where did he go? That was the amateur leagues. In the pros, he's just a rookie. Oh, that's right. He's a rookie. Guess that means he gets to be called rookie now and not me. Think I like this. Actually, his contract also stipulates that he can only be called XT. Really important that I build up my brand. You should probably get one. Yeah. Sounds like it. So you get to keep your title, rookie. Congrats. Yeah. Rookie. Yeah, no, that's great. What? No way. I'm the runner for our team. Not anymore. How does blocker sound? That sounds like a decision coach would make. Coach? Coach! What? Just go back to sleep, coach. Sir. Let me guess. Contract? Bingo. You're right. Our team could use a little help in the talent department. Thanks, Flint. Wait, there was a compliment, right? Also, the brains department. But I don't know where we're supposed to get the extra money to pay his bonus. We just don't have it. Well, you could always sell a few of your team assets. Like what? Our hammers? Our armor? We kinda need those to play matches. Uh-huh. Clear throat. Our entire stadium? Oh, come on. Ridiculous. It's been a pleasure doing business with you guys. Kinda think we made the right decision here. You didn't exactly have a choice. Yeah, this might not be so bad. He did dominate the amateur leagues. Do you have the keys? Uh, keys? To the cell. What do you mean? For the game? Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, no, no. No keys. No keys? That's the condition of his release. He has to remain inside the mobile prison cell for the rest of his life. But I've not mentioned that part. We just sold you our entire stadium for a player who's confined to a cage. Hey, I told you this was a bad idea. What's all that for? Well, I'm looking at it as a player who can't play because he can only move three feet at a time. We have a game tonight against Harvest. What are we supposed to do with the runner in a cage? Well, I wouldn't suggest a lot of running plays, but have a good interview with how you run your team. Coach, say something. And then our star runner can't run. Rookie said he was gonna try and work with the situation. I guess he's decided to be a team player. He seems to be getting along with this new guy. Yeah, I thought he'd be jealous. But it seems like they've patched things up. It looks like they're dancing. Kids today. Just getting ready for tonight's game, Commish. Ladies and gentlemen, Stu Stuman here for UNS in sports. In tonight's action, we have the Harvest Kings visiting Team Slip Space. At a match up, almost no one is talking about. Rookie sensation extermination Murphy is still doing hard time while on the court. Should make for an interesting evening. And now I'm being told I'll be fine for referring to him as a rookie. Something about a contract. I hate this job. Let's take it down to the court. Ladies and gentlemen, who's ready for some griff ball? Hey, Pounder. Hey, Flint. I still owe you for what that alien did to me last season during that interview. That alien wasn't on our team, Pounder. Whatever, you played them. And beat them. Right. So, wouldn't that mean we did you a favor? Whatever. I'm taking out your superstar, Flint. Gotta put him in a box. He's already in a box, you moron. Whatever. You're an idiot. It's gotten pretty easy to get pissed about XT taking his spot and all. You know me. He's just stepping up to the big leagues. Yeah, but he's dancing over the ball. Yeah, I figure his contract doesn't mean that's self for the rest of his life. I'm really kind of doing him a favor, you know, shortening that term. Are you ready for me? Thank you for watching this episode of Red vs. Blue. If you want to check out more, go to Rooster Teeth. It's an app. It's a website. It's a lot of stuff.