 When you think of Yu-Gi-Oh, how'd you know I was going to start with that? I don't know, I was just trying to be synchronized swimmer over here, brother. When you think of Yu-Gi-Oh, you think of all the iconic duels in the series, none so more iconic than the final duel between Atem and Yu-Gi, where the true king of games was crowned. Evadeable. Bro, you're a Rex Raptor versus Weevil fan, ain't you? Nah, bro, Kaibo versus Yu-Gi, a little more iconic. That's all I'm saying, but continue. All right. I personally like Yu-Gi versus the Pharah, a duel where Yu-Gi proved himself, and now we've set out to recreate that duel in Master Duel. I'll be playing as Yu-Gi and Syriac, aka Diem will be playing the role of Pharah, and yes, I did stutter. Fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You saw what happened last time I played as the Pharah against your chain. All right. If you didn't see that video, it'll be linked down below. And I think we're going to see some more Pharah shenanigans, and I don't think you're ready. In this timeline, Yu-Gi wasn't ready for the Pharah to leave. He wasn't ready. He did cry, and you know, I might cry after I seal you away, too, bro. It's going to be sad, but it is what it is. Don't fuck against it. Please, Pharah! I once again will let fate decide whether I go first or second. I will not press a thing. Yeah. I'm going second. Bro, this is actually pretty accurate. The Pharah with all the duels that he won for, Yu-Gi. That is not the sand temple, bro. I picked the wrong deck. Some Pharah, bro. You left me out here in the middle of the desert. I, in the spirit of, should I just make you go second again, or should I just let it run out? I'm going to let it run out. I'm going to let fate decide this millennium duel. Fuck. It looks like I'm first. Oh my God. I am literally the Pharah, Dotto. I know you're quaking in your boots. I'm quaking right now. I'm the- I'll start to play with a pot of greed. Not bad. Then I'll follow it up with my graceful charity. Oh, brother. He's actually a 10. I can't get a win on this guy today. I'm quite literally the Pharah. I will discard this along with this. Bro got me trembling, throbbing over here. And then I will end my turn. All right, let's go. Remember, Yu-Gi. I hate to seal you away, Pharah, but I'm doing this for you. Why did you give him a little Lord of the Rings play? Because that's how he is. He has that Lord of the Rings play. He solves puzzles in his bedroom in his free time. I'm going to- Oh, your ass is going- You're getting sealed away, bro. Yu-Gi, I have to know that you're ready to survive without me. You'll never make it past my deck. I'm going to seal you away. How many times are you getting sealed away? It won't happen. Not when I have my king's knight to discuss urgent matters with you. I will attack with my king's knight. No. Should I activate this? I don't think you deserve it. What upon? What does this scrub do? Nothing. Nothing at all. That thing is worthless. He is. You see, I was testing you. I said it was worthless, but you agreeing with me, your deck will never trust you ever again. I draw. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I just drew the monster that's going to put your king's knight away. Fight. Yeah, the magnet warrior, bro. I've ever heard of him. Here he comes. Ha, beta. Beta. This is- This is much slower pace. I didn't want to have to pull out my ace in the hole so soon. Ain't no way you have an ace in the hole. But you've left me with no choice. I will pay half of my life points to play my dark magic arches. Damn, he's going all in. To call forth my dark magician all in this early. And then to get rid of your magnet warrior, I'll activate my thousand knives. No shoddy through a thousand knives in there. Little party trick. Now I'll attack you for 2,500 damage. I hate to play my hand so early, but I'm sending the dark magician back to the grave. To the grave. The grave. God, impossible. Let's go, dude. Yu-Gi wins. I'll end my turn. It's my turn now, and I'm going to draw. I'm going to put away this card. Yes! I'll start by activating the spell card, Swords of Revealing Lights. Giving me 3 turns of protection. Oh, look at the animation. I thought you'd not be a pussy. You know this isn't a fan game. Then I'll summon Red Gadget, and with its effect, I'll get Yellow Gadget from the deck to my hand. Did throw a wrench in my plan with that sword of revealing light. I cannot lie. Exactly. It's always good to use protection, Pharaoh. I'll play my monster reborn. And then I will bring out my dark magician. No, I need to seal that away. Seal it away. You ain't sealing shit away. And I'll set this card onto the field. Yes. You think Yu-Gi was like, Hey, Teya crying a little too hard to see the Pharaoh go. Yes! Looks like I'm a little bit slower, but I've also drawn the spell card part of greed. He said drone. Drona, I was hoping that would get away. Oh, I'll also activate Catapult Zone, a little field spell for me. That too. And then I'll play the monster card, Yellow Gadget, giving me access to the last gadget in my deck, Green Gadget. What are you doing with these gadgets, Yu-Gi? None of your concern yet, Pharaoh. Dude, this is going to be sick. I'm actually dueling out of my mind. I draw. It should have been me, not him. This card is ass. Um, okay. I will end my turn. No shot. Oh, your sword's revealing light. Just end my way, bro. I know, I know. I'll activate the Trap Card Stronghold of the Moving Fortress to summon forth my Stronghold in defense mode. Don't worry. He won't be staying like that for long. I know what he does. I know what he does. Because with the third gadget in my hand, I'm going to bring out his third pilot, Green Gadget. Meaning you are about to get run over by the same gadgets you said were very stupid looking. I can't stop this. But first I'm going to put pot of greed down. You have another one? I have two of them, yeah. What? You don't have two and a graceful charity? Are you about to get run over by the gadgets? Dual one? We're getting gadgets. Do you want a homie drop, Pharaoh? That's your decision to make. I still have a turn of swords. I'll give you a homie drop on game one. Just realize I could have sealed you away. I draw. Good lord. That's actually funny with the Lord. Just attempt getting pocket bodied. I won't steal you away this third. I literally, no, kill me. I literally want to lose. Please. There is nothing I can do. Damn, your swords revealing light combo. Like if I get rid of one of these gadgets that gets weaker, but I can't attack because of your swords. Exactly. My swords are being lighter. Simply few power. My devious plan didn't work out in the end. I'll set a card. I'll set a card. I'll set a card. Damn. I'll set a card. And you know better than to give me another homie drop because you know one more homie drop I'll just win. I will literally, I'll give you another homie drop, but not until I activate my second swords of revealing light. There's no fucking way. I knew it was a bluff, but the seed in person is embarrassing. Also an alpha the magnet warrior. Bro, you never stood a chance, did you? I'll give you a second homie drop. I didn't ask for this. Kill me, Yugi. Seal me away. I want to go be with my friends and family. I'll play my monster reincarnation to get rid of my... He's bringing everything back from the grave except himself. King's Knight. Ass, right? I drew. Look at my graveyard. I have three King's Knights, bro. I have nothing to do with them. I'll pick up my King's Knight after throwing it away. And then I will play my King's Knight. And I was going to crash to lose, but I can't do that. You're a swords revealing lighter. Quite ignorant. Here comes the stronghold of the moving fortress. Enjoy your one win. We've got to respect the gadgets. Sorry, I don't get sealed away unless you beat me two times. Oh my God, the pharaoh. No way ancient Egypt works on best of three rolls. Yeah, bro. That's how they work. That works. The God's watching? No, he got it. He going to run back with that though. No, he get one more. He get one more for you. He got one more. I got one more in me. Bro, got one more except it's going to be two more because I'm winning the next one. All right. Part of the cards. Uh-oh, work for me. Another bad hand. Indeed, that will work for me. I'll set a card. Setting one card? I'll set a card. You got me hyped up for nothing. I thought I was going to get to see a goat. And then I'll end my turn. Nice turn. Do they make it for men, pharaoh? I draw. Don't get too big for your britches. I taught you better than that. I'll set one card face down and bring out a familiar face. Bait of the Magnet Warrior. Yeah, you got 1,700 defense. You probably got 2K. Fuck you. Yeah, man. Oh, 1,600 defense. It's just not going to go your way today, attempt. Fuck. I draw. Yugi's the king of games for a reason. Not a great situation to be in, I must say. I must admit. So I will end my turn. And it's my turn. I draw. Bro, why didn't you give me the broken pharaoh attack again? You're all out of time because now I'm going to summon a gadget to get a gadget. You're all out of time. But because of that, then he'll have another gadget. And then I might just have to activate stronghold again. Bearing that in mind, I must act fast. So I'll activate my monster reincarnation. He's going for queen's night. And I'll send away my obelisk to the torment. Grab my queen's night. I know, bro. Brickin' like crazy over there. Yeah. All right. I'll play my queen's night. And I will attack your yellow gadget. Bro, just activate the mirror force. I don't have mirror force. You have something. Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. Main phase two. And then I'll end my turn. Made a big deal of main phase two, huh? I draw. Pot of green. Ooh. Not pot of green, but just as good. First, I'll thin my deck out a little bit with the green gadget you saw me pull. Real easy stuff. Give me that. And then I'll activate the spell card Graceful Charity. Oh, fuck me, man. Okay. And I'm going to discard this. Bro, got every card in his deck in his hand right now. And then I'll discard. Well, I don't really need red gadget anymore, huh? Gadget. Gadget. I'm going to get rid of these two. And then I'm going to get rid of... I don't need red gadget. And then look who was added to my hand by a card effect. It's the card you called useless. Every card has its value, including water palm. Get special summon a monster with 200 attack. It's useful now in a format where you can't link it away. It's useful now, bro. It's not about who I got. It's about how much heart I got. I'll set this card. I'll set this card. Do you have anything? And I'll set this card, which allows me to normal summon without tributing my swift Gaia, the fierce knight. And I'll destroy your alpha or beta, whichever one, bro. This guy's beta, for real. Beta, the Magnum Warrior. No. And I'll end my turn. That was quite the play, Pharaoh. But unfortunately, you've just pissed me off. I'll tribute the two monsters on my field to summon Gendora, the Dragon of Destruction. No, no, no. And activate his effect to destroy as many cards on the field as possible. Unless you can draw the outfaro, this very well might be the beginning of the end. There's one card I can draw. What's that? What cards do you have? What cards do you have, Banister? Dark Illusion. Bro, I only played those on the field. Damn, Book of Secrets. You got Book of Secrets? Alright, it's the card he's trying. Yeah, bro, I told you. I'm fucked, bro. I'll set a card. I only played those cards down because I needed Swift Guy out, so I couldn't have any cards in my hand. I need to see who that is. I'll activate Swords of Revealing Lights. Oh, no. Okay, well, that's a no-go for no-go. My one chance to not have you take damage. That's a no-go for right now. Not damage, fucking little losers. You're getting beaten by some... Draw. You're getting beaten by monsters you could potentially see on a frid. Potentially, I end my turn. Good, good. Bro, this Feral Deck is too fucking piece of ass. No shot. You're running out of time, Atem, because I'm playing Silent Swordsman Level 3. Hate when you have fun, bro. Bro, you should hate it. It should have been me having fun, not him. Look at me having fun about your stun on him. Oh, 900 damage. But we all know Big Shield Garden has effect means he's coming to get his ass beat by Silent Swords. My next standby phase, he'll be Silent Swordsman Level 5. All the cards. You need to hurry, Fero. This is just... You guys just be iconic out here. I would be doing every iconic move the deck could possibly do. This card, one card. This potentially about to be the end. Special summon the Tricky, and end my turn. The Tricky's actually a pretty good card. You're fucking Swordsman Revealing Light, and I have no back row removal. That means it's my standby phase, Fero. Meaning my Silent Swordsman Level 3 is about to grow up into Silent Swordsman Level 5. He won't be sticking around long. It's all like to make the spell card level up. Bro, what the fuck? Transitioning from the Level 5 to Silent Swordsman Level 7. Yeah, this duel's over. Yeah, it should look like it. 2,000, meet 2,800. For exact lethal, he's different. He's different. Is this the get back for what happened with Jaden and Fero? Holy shit. This is how you felt. This was the beginning of when Yu-Gi put that deck together for a while. All right. Well, now I'm simply going to win. This is the third duel. You got to piece it together now. I will now fate to decide, and I will have the most anime ferro-canonical duel that I've had. This is the only one that matters. Because the gods looking down, they said, hey, you know, you got to beat him three times. You got to beat him three times. We may have first to three, not best if we were a little behind the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. You lose. You lose. You lose. I mean, you might as well just pack it up right now. Not so. I'm going to activate Gold Sarcophagus. Oh my God. This guy has searching. Oh, I didn't even know that had an animation. That's cool. Yeah, bro, that card's really fucking good. And I'll seal away one card for later. It wasn't supposed to show you. That's going to be a big reveal on the show later. Oh, that's true. That's the only reason I chose that card is for lower accuracy. And just in case you get any ideas, I'll play Swords of Revealing Light. Good fucking god, this card. I just don't get to play the game. I will activate my Pot of Greed. I'll set a card, and then I will set a monster. I should have waited to play Swords of Revealing Light. I would know what that monster is. And then I'll end my turn for now. I draw. Hmm. Looks like the deck's speed enough again. Oh, you're running out of time on Gold Sarcophagus. I'll play Green Gadget. I'm getting another gadget to my deck. I hate these things, bro. Because they're little pussies, but I can't attack them over your sword. Are you still just keeping these little bitches alive? What do you got based on it? Oof. It was worth it for the knowledge. Not good enough. It was worth it for the knowledge, though. I draw. Finally. Can't do much with it yet, though. Um, I will activate this card in my hand. The tricky. I will special summon it by discarding my, my Burf from it. Oh, man. You, this deck is ass. Right when you see Burf from it. This deck is ass. You know I'll struggle it. You know I'd be struggling when you see that guy. The Pharaoh, the Pharaoh basically, you even as the Pharaoh was basically like a banless change. You, you just had two good cards. And now I can't attack you because you're a bitch. And I'll end my turn. Hmm. I draw. Ooh, that was the card I was hoping for, too. How many turns on sword do I have? My Gold Sarcophagus is up, meaning I'm getting monster reborn back to my hand. Yeah. Now you can take Burf from it out of the graveyard. Good job. Now I'll play my Silent Magician level four. So quiet. I didn't even hear him show up. And then I'll go ahead and level Silent Magician up right away. Say goodbye to Silent Magician and hello to Silent Magician level eight. I am so. Bring any bells, Pharaoh. I am so cool. Good Lord. Are you aware that I, run out yet? No. On the end of this. Oh my God. The thing just never goes away. This has got to be the, this is the biggest Yugi sweep of all time. And these are accurate decks, by the way. Once again, we like to remind everybody that we do not build these decks. I like how whoever's winning, whoever's winning has to like be the one. By the way, by the way, everybody. Now, now, now Pete game, Pete game here. Swords is so annoying. My Silent Magician went into a time capsule and emerged a level eight, meaning I'm unaffected by any spell cards. So don't even think about doing that. Fuck. All right. I'm going to just play. No, this card's ass. What you working with? All right. I'll discard another card. The tricky. The special summon, the tricky. Again? I feel like it's 1200. All right. I am going to end my turn. His ending of a third battle. Just play another fucking swords revealing light. This might be the rare time I put my hand on the deck, bro. I'm so fucking done with the game. Those were both in my opening hand. The shit is so lame. And then I'll play Silent Swordsman level three. Just can't play the game. This ass. What a duo. You know, what a couple of duo between friends. Yeah, riveting gameplay, bro. How do you stop Yuki? I can't, man. It might have been able to do something cool, but swords revealing light is just fucking weird. I got you with the homie drop. Bro, that card should be banned. All right, bro. If you promise a homie drop, then shit. I'll promise if you homie drop. Let me draw. Let me draw real quick. Now with my draw, I will be saying my standby phase comes around. So Silent Swordsman level three, he's going to go ahead and become Silent Swordsman level five. And then I'm going to thin my deck out a little, play some red gadgets. That's going to get my other gadgets to my hand. Bro, how did the pharaoh win shit? Holy shit. All right. And do you need a full homie drop or you want like 100 life points left? Uh, bro, I don't care, bro. As long as I survive, I guess. All right. Well, let's get you nice and easy. You want to push me in the face? Go ahead. All right. I guess I'll leave you with 600 life points. Swords for feeling light. Let's see. What can I do here? All right, bro. You see it, bro. You give me just one more homie drop. You go lose, bro. Shit. You already know I was going to give you another homie drop. I'm homie dropping the swords out. Oh, OK. Is that what the homie drop goes to until Swords runs out? Give two or three of those. I think three. All right, bro. Pay up then. You got one more day. Shit. Get that swords off the field then. Shit. Ha ha. What could you be saving up for? That's what I want to know. Now, I haven't gotten to do this yet, so I will be playing him just for, you know, the true canonical experience, but I'll sacrifice green and red gadget to bring forth Buster Blader. I was going to begin door cross. Ha ha. Finally. What do you got? First, I'll play my dark magic curtain. 300 life points. To bring out my dark magician. Unreal. Then I'll play the spell card, Thousand Knives, which can't work on two of your cards, so I got to get rid of this. Buster Blader, no. And then I'll activate my graceful charity. Oh, brother. He really the pharaoh for real. You got to come back in him. Oh, so close. He gets so involved. Ha ha ha. This is insane what I drew. It's ass man. Shit. Also in the way. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to be able to summon it in it. Send him away. Send him away. Wait. A chance. A chance. A fat brain play. I'll send away my wing dragon of raw and my Slyther the sky dragon. Okay. Why can't I play this? Oh, shit. Never mind. That's going to be a... And then I'll play my monster reincarnation. What is he? The discard my magicians unite. Okay. And grab the tricky. The tricky's coming back. Hey, bro. If you let dark magicians survive this turn, you lose, bro. That's all I'm saying, bro. Ha ha. I don't think I will. You don't have to. I don't think I want to. As I'm going to play the spell card that I sealed away many years ago. Monster reborn. To bring out Slyther the sky dragon. Bro crying like a bitch. I want it to take raw. You couldn't. Oh. Can't be special summoned. Enough shit, man. I was one play away. I could have got obelisk out. So I could have got obelisk out that turn, but because I use dark magic curtain, I can't summon anything else. What was the play to get him? Bro, I was going to play fiend sanctuary. That's another tribute. And then I was going to special summon the tricky. That would have been three tributes. And then normal summon obelisk, the tormentor. It was a pretty good duel. It was a pretty good set of duals. No, it wasn't. Well, you just had swords revealing light simulator. Like there's nothing I could have done. Well, you clearly understand. I didn't get to play the game for three back to back duel. You may have beat me three times, but nobody beats me four times. Just get in the damn tomb, Pharaoh. This time, fuck fate. I'm going second. Get in the damn tomb already. Bro will not be sealed away. Don't you got a family you want to go see? Don't you got a source revealing light you don't want to play, pussy? Yeah, I win this one. Why are you quiet? Does that mean you drew him again? Make your move. I'll set one card face down. And then my turn. I'll start by playing my graceful charity. Oh, brother. And I will discard a queen's knight. Oh, shit. And my dark magician. He threw away the dark magician? And then? What is the Pharaoh thinking? I'll play my dark magic curtain, special summon my other dark magician from my deck. And then I'll set a card and I'll set another card and I'll attack with my dark magician. You've made a mistake. I'm so done. The powerful marshmallow can't be destroyed by battle. Sure can't. Can't eat. Yeah. That is a fact. I draw just to make extra sure that you won't be killing marshmallow. I'll activate the spell card Swords of Revealing Light. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. All right. And then I'll play yellow gadget. To thin my deck out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you're gonna do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. No. No. Go off. Honestly, I still win this. What? You mean what? The fact of surprise. No shot. How do you get over marshmallow? I'll find a way. First, I'll play my king's knight. Since queen is on the field, I will be able to special summon my jack's knight from my deck. I wasn't able to stop this play this turn. Could this actually be the Pharaoh's duel? I wasn't able to stop the king, queen and jack. Can't do anything with these guys, can I? And then I will simply, in my turn to shoot, what else can I do to shoot? I can't attack, you know? So he's revealing light. And I just got vanilla monsters. Look, I'm gonna do about that. Well, I'm not drawing anything too crazy on my side here. So I'll just continue to thin out my deck with green gadget. Play your other sword of revealing light that's probably in your fucking hand. I don't even know what you're talking about. All right. Well, I've done all that. Does he run two or three? Because three swords of revealing light is so fucking ignorant. He runs three sword of revealing light. That's... Out of 40 cards, three of them are swords. Pretty annoying to deal with, not gonna lie. I will give you 3k burn damage. One card can play this. Face down. What could that possibly be? I'm trying to think of any one trivia monsters that you would set in the fence box. Catapult turtle? Is that your big strategy? I'll set my deck. I guess I'll just... I'll also set a card face down. And then my... Actually, no, I'm... You got me curious and she pulled me. No, no, that's... You actually do whatever you want. You got me curious and she pulled me. What is that? You've attacked into my burp of it. Oh my God. Yeah, no wonder. But I needed to flip some of it to grab my gazelle. My card that would have turned this duel around. You said no. Why did you just normal summon the guy? I draw. All right, all right, all right. Hold on, hold on. It might be okay here. I might be able to work with this. But I'm gonna tribute my king and burp from it for my swift guy of the fierce knight. Man, he could have just... He could have special summoned that thing. Yeah, if I had nothing in my hand. And then I'll end my turn. Swords go away. What about second swords are revealing light? Please. Which I also drew in my opening hand. Oh my fucking God. It's okay. I actually don't have anything to beat you right now. So you're still at a great position. Bro, this is a whack position. I just watched you. And I guess since I have nothing else to do, I might as well tribute Wadupon. Spoiler's Wadupon was down there for Curse of Dragon. Wow. Yeah. And then I'll use that to take out your third tribute. I don't want you summoning any gods. I don't have any way to deal with them. Oh no. Can't wait till I can fight back after six turns of swords revealing light preventing me. Six of my turns, so a total of 12 turns. If I just had the final card, I'd win. I'll discard one card to special summon the Tricky. Oh bro, the Tricky back. And it didn't seem to me like you had any face-downs that could actually be useful during battle. What I want you to think. Well, I don't know why I'm even thinking. There ain't nothing else I can do to you out of my dirt. I didn't see anything scary face-down, so I very well might have to make a big move here. I'm going to activate the spell card Monster Reborn. And get my own Dark Magician. I'll chain Call of the Haunted. Don't do this. To take the Dark Magician before you do. Don't do this. Wasting your Monster Reborn. Because fuck you. At least I got a cool glowy screen. Well, that's not very good for me, is it? I just have nothing. I need to draw my third swords unironically. I need more time. No, bro, you don't. I do. I play Pot of Greed. I clearly need more time. I need my third swords. You need bitches. I please third swords or anything like, please. I'll tribute my Swift Gaia. Who's this? And then I will end my third. I can't do anything when sword's revealing light is just looking at me. Yeah. There's no sad. It's not solid. I'll play Silent Magician level four. And while not threatening now, after a quick level up, you might just find that the next stage is a little too strong to beat. Meet Silent Magician level eight. Now it's time to start the real game. Come here, tricky. Why him? Because I'm letting you keep double dark magician. Aren't these losers? I draw. Bro is upset about that one. He liked the tricky. Oh yeah, I still can't attack. Forgot. Okay, I'll set a card. And then I'll end my turn once again. I forgot to put them in defense mode. Now it's my turn to draw. Oh, I thought it was going to be my third sword. And I'll play the field spell Catapult Zone. Now any monster that could be destroyed by battle simply will not be. Now I actually have to start playing the game for real. Scared. I'm terrified. What's this face down you got here? What's this face down you got here? What is it? What is it? I'll activate Mirror Force. Oh, shit. That's a good thing I put everything else in defense mode, I guess. That's why, bro, are you looking at my fucking deck, bro? Now. No. It just seems like to make the most sense. I'm still reading, bro. I've got to buy time. I'll set a card. And then I'll flip over my Archfiend of Guilper. And yeah, then I'm small deck. My only hope is Marshmallow. Having these guys around could be bad later. Let's get rid of one of them. I'll use Catapult Zone instead. And I'll send a Fatal to the graveyard. As I was saying. Oh, brother. And now let's get rid of this one. Red gadget. No. How'd you know it was a red gadget? I didn't. You're taking out my gadgets. I have to draw the out. This card is useless. Thank God you lose. My deck is simply better the fourth time. You still haven't shown me a single card that gets over Marshmallow. I'll draw it right now. First, I'll get rid of this. Not with my Catapult Zone. I know. I know. I'll send Dima from the grave to the grave. I said grave to Milano. No. At least don't take Curse of Dragon. That guy's the only bad monster in your deck I've seen so far. And then there was Marshmallow. And then I'll end my turn. Oh, I'm at a bit of a pickle here. Now you don't have two tributes in case you do get Gandora. That's who I was terrified of actually this whole time. Marshmallow I'm disinconcerned. I mean, I couldn't have done it. This is such a specific card. Why would you put this card in your deck? Oh, now you're asking your deck questions after getting 17 turns of Swords of Revealing Light. I'll just set another monster face down. I draw. I wonder what that monster could be. There's two ways to find out. And one is by activating my Swords of Revealing Light. It's a Blood Golem. All of my cards in my graveyard need to be Earth, but I already sent some light monsters in there. That leaves two cards in my hand. And now I take a risk. Oh, brother. By attributing three monsters, I call forth Sniper the Sky Dragon. Oh, brother. This is going to be so annoying to play around. But now you can't get past the effect of my Catapult Zone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Genuinely a huge misplay. I draw. Now I will be throwing away my deck lead with this, but I'll use Pot of Greed. No. And now I'll seal away the gold sarcophagus. What's going inside the box? Damn, Sliper. Oh my god. How do I play around Sliper? Bro, there's one card that literally just wins you the game. Which card? Bro, fuck you. I'm not telling you. I mean, there's just, there's a couple options for sure, but I'm trying to decide what is the best option. Make the right move, Yu-Gi. Crazy. I'm Marshmallow and I almost solo'ed my deck myself. I don't know which one to summon. I mean, I know that... Okay, so let's hold on. Let me read this effect. The wise man once said, fuck around and find out. I guess I have to seal away the only card that really guarantees I have a chance. My Mirror Force. Wait, you're not affected by that anyway, are you? No, I am. Okay, good. Fuck, it all set. One face down and then my turn. I feel like there's another play I could have made. Sliper the Sky Dragon actually locks me down pretty good, though. All right, I'll activate Monster Reincarnation. Oh, you want to keep Sliper protected, huh? I'll send away my Dark Magician Girl. What was the card you thought I'd seal away? Gendora. The grab guy had this... That was the card I was going through. I just was worried that what if he's at zero and they have reduces at a pot, but I'm going to draw him anyway. Wait, what? They draw the card. I didn't seal him away because I trust my fate to draw him now. Gendora! One turn until my gold sarcophagus is back. I'll set a card, allowing me to normal summon without pre-beating my guy of the fierce swift knight or whatever the fuck. Damn, you leave in Sliper low as hell. That's what swords is here for. Damn it, though. Some Godguard. I know, it sucks to hear. Are you not attacking me? There's no point. I draw. You'll just fucking protect it with your stupid cattle pole zone which mills out your deck even more. I guess that's true. And Sliper is not strong enough. I'll play swords revealing like the third edition. Oh, my God. I think she'll guard enough. Oh, God fucking dammit. I forgot Sliper was here. Why? Fuck. I was like, well, dammit, I forgot what I was worried about. I draw. Fucking dammit. I forgot. I was like, oh, swords. I have swords now. Now I can play any monster I want. Shit. I wish this to the vents mode for now. That is so annoying. I am so annoyed at myself. I've literally been playing around that card for so long. God dammit. I want to get rid of your block golem, but I know it just mills out. I can't attack anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, you just annoying. Well, fucking just has infinite, like you can't destroy my card via swords, via cattle pole zone, via marshmallow. Well, I need to hurry up and draw Gendora. I'm not going to lie to you, but I still have, honestly, my chances are so good at drawing Gendora that this duel is going to end very, very soon. Yeah, I don't doubt it. I wish I doubted it. I wish I could have some shit talk, clever rebuttal, but it's just a ticking time bomb before I lose. I have nothing to get over Marshmallon. Marshmallon just wins games. Yeah, bro. Wimcon, Marshmallon plus fucking 16 swords are revealing lights. I guess the only way you could win is Dark Magician 1009, so. Yep. You'll notice both my Dark Magician are in the graveyard, so I actually need Monster Reborn 1009. Uh, this guy's too risky to have on the field. Then I'll end my turn, yes. Oh, there goes my swords. I need to draw Gendora now. Draw. Oops. This is what I meant when I said my odds were good. I'll play the spell card Pot of Greed. No. You have two pots of Greed, too? Yeah. Nah, your deck's just better. Yeah. Three swords revealing light, Pot of Greed, and now here he comes, right? He's quiet. That means, yes, I hate you. No, he's not out just yet. Then I'll set another monster. It's tough. Slyther's effect is a fucking good effect. I'm really bringing myself towards the brink of destruction in this duel. Hey, man, I feel for you. Then there's just fucking Mirror Force to deal with. I'm going to move. Yeah, I'll use Mirror Force for this. I'm sure you have three of those, too. No, I think it's a one-up. Well, I draw. This duel is over. You drew it? Yes. By sacrificing two monsters, I can bring out Gendora. Please don't. You have zero attack, so it doesn't actually do anything. Thank God. Gendora, the Dragon of Destruction. I'll chain the tricky spell for. Tricky spell for? What? Tricky tokens? What? It doesn't matter. I lose. I know, bro's actually powering me up. I know, bro, so I might as well, bro. Damn. Why they got so much tricky Sephora? Damn, these things would have beat my ass. They can't attack. Oh, they can't attack? Yeah. Well, this duel's over. Yeah, it is. It is. Let's just get this duel. Gendora is the counter to Slyther. Dax, ass. Well, to be fair, Yugi was supposed to win. Bro, not by that. Not like that. I'll pay my third sword to revealing weight. Yugi, you built this duel. Yugi, I didn't know I raved to push you.