 So like when you start out a recording, there's only so many things I know to do, you know. Yeah. Well, I'm glad that's in here What do you do? You just you just go Like anyways guys, so we're almost done with season three, which is bananas can't believe it. Um, I'm ready to go, man Let's do it. I was like, please don't X out. You always X When Brian heard about John, he got so excited. He was like, oh, he's like, that's a lot And then he told him it was like dangerous. It was blue change I'm starting to get to the point where I sort of feel like this is like my song You know what I'm saying? Like you wrote it? Um, you know, like I should definitely have a say in his well-being Like, you know what I'm saying? I'm dropping that child support part time part time custody with this song Oh people said we should know who the ounce torturer is and I have my suspicions But I'm not gonna sit here and tell you all because I'm probably wrong I wish you would share with me off the cam cam because I have no clue, dude. Maybe he says brother You know what I'm saying? That was nuts, but to be fair, I feel lost as hell in this too, so Yeah, actually Rhythm He's gonna get tired of her mocking all his old customs though when man's gives a signal and we hit castle black We won't be banging on drums to let him know we're coming. No, you're just gonna like the biggest father north ever seen You know nothing john snow When I could come back though, it worked. Don't push Hawkeye. No, you can't be loose on the wall Got her loose too rude talking about it because she understands the way things are I know you're gonna share it with me people work together when it suits them Love each other when it suits them and they kill each other when it suits them Which is why you'll never hold on to her Okay, and john with the personality all of a sudden he goes past the wall and he decides he wants to like talk and stuff Right that rain will cost us another day. Lord. Walter is prickly by nature Prickly might be the least pleasant man. I've never met. Yes, and that is why we have to wet Shit, I like better than all the fresh dang blackfish Lord fray will take this delay as a slight You can take it as he likes. He's getting the wedding. He wanted. He's getting wedding. It was a king He wanted Edmure is the best match of fray has had in the history of their house Yeah, you would have definitely been though you little you little king of the north She ain't even got a man no more and you're just like And she knows that's like the biggest oath broken and she's like so irritated about it And he's just a better watch. I know who's wrong. I think he goes to that I y'all are in a war. I better quit playing probably like six deep in a tin on top of each other Who are you writing? My mother is that valerian? He's stressed. You can see it. Say hello for me. Our mama probably don't like you Rob You got her right in the middle of a war queen. Not yet. Many surprises for her Whoa pregnant. Will you come with me one day to valantis? I know she'd love to meet you and her grandchild Brawl is right. Let's go to bees. Oh, I'm gonna be an uncle baby. Let's go My brother Rob. Are you certain? She's a nurse dude, of course. She's certainly I mean, dude, you was clapping in the candlelight. How could she not be you're my queen? I have your little prince or princess inside me. Maybe one of each Don't get greedy. Oh my god. I'm stressed out. I need to get a car seat. We gotta get a bassinet diapers Do you hear me? He's there, but I can't leave that war like congrats guys But I just like have a bad feeling about that for some reason. Yeah, man. That's like that was like a bad omen in my stomach What do you tell you he's gonna make you his lady and live with you in some castle You didn't tell me anything if you're jelly. Just say that I barely talk See you two whispering in the night giggling like a pair of girls. You're jealous cause i'm jealous You should be with one of your own and you're one of my own I've never had a calm word from your mouth. You would you were mine. Tell you that you're beautiful Fears wild. I'll be good to you You love him because he's pretty is that it you like his pretty hair and his pretty eyes I think pretty is gonna make you happy You won't love him so much when you find out what he really is Yeah, how is john gonna react when they go and start attacking his people? You know what i'm saying? I don't know See the southern knights and their painted armor and kings landing after dark all the candles burning in all those windows This is my favorite shot in the show like so far like the view right here This is the best one in my opinion If I could sit with you right there, you know what i'm saying that'd be so cool I remember the first time I saw you in the throne room. I'd never seen anyone who looks so unhappy You would have been happy at high garden with symbols must make the best of our circumstances How do I make the best of my circumstances? I have to marry him. You gotta get the hell out has lord tirion mistreated you No Has he been kind to you he's tried He's a lannister far from the worst lannister wouldn't you say here? I am complaining to you Yeah, how sad are you on my son will be king son's learned from their mothers I plan to teach mine a great deal your son might be the lord of castley rock and someday my son with him will have to The pain you're worried about i'm not afraid of the pain not after what joffrey's done to me He's rather good-looking even with the scar especially with the scar. He's a dwarf Laura's ain't in your kind honey some women like toolmen some like short men Both women don't know what they like until they've tried it period may surprise you from what I've heard. He's quite experienced That's a good thing We're very complicated. You know pleasing us takes practice. How do you know this? Did your mother teach you? Yes, sweet girl. My mother taught me that girl's been around town boys To all of the new a tall child What's the youngest you've ever had not that young how much you're older Bro, this whole episode so far. I know You're a lord. She's a lady and the beauty of that. I don't see the problem Shea isn't going to like it. Shea is a whore Are you gonna marry her? How did marina whore work out for you the first time? I should never have told you about that. You want shea? Keep her All you have to do get a son in the start girl. He'll be lord of winterfell one day You can rule the north in his name. You'll have two women and a whole kingdom of your own Two women to despise me and a whole kingdom to join It always sounds like a retirement plan when they lay it out doesn't it? Yeah People love you. You'll end up the most popular dead man in town. I don't pay you to put evil notions in my head One's already there. Don't need company. You pay me to kill people who bother you evil notions come free Dang, so when you paid someone to be your sword like in these times since those no cell phones and stuff, obviously They had to sit with you 24 seven, bro You can't just text them like yo, I need help. Yeah, and you can't even rave it on me There or whatever it's called no bow. You didn't you see him. He didn't bow. Yeah, someone was right about that Yeah, a couple goats in the comment section helping us out your grace Run father. You wanted to speak to me. I'd like a report on the meetings of my small council You're welcome to attend the meetings of your small council any or all of them I've been very busy many important matters require king's attention. Of course like ross. I bet You've been holding the council meetings in the tower of the hand. Oh, yeah, ross. Yeah, you little snake. I have yes May I ask why? The tower of the hand is where I work the walk from there to here would take time time I could otherwise spend productively. So if I wanted to attend the council meeting I would now have to climb all the stairs in the tower of the hand. Yes. Oh He steps forward. I mean, I feel a little scared right now. Oh, he even does he falls back a little bit I wouldn't scary. We could arrange to have you carried Tell me about the Targaryen girl In the east and her dragons. Where did you hear about this? Is it true? Wow. He's holding information from apparently so Don't you think we want to do something about it? When I was handed the king under your father's predecessor the skulls of all the Targaryen dragons Were kept in this room the skull of the last of them was right here. It was the size of an apple Oh, wow the biggest was the size of a carriage Yes, and the creature to whom it belonged died 300 years ago Curiosities on the far side of the world are no threat to us But how do we know these dragons are just curiosities and not the beasts that brought the whole world to heel Because we have been told as much by the many experts who serve the realm by counselling the king on matters about which He knows nothing, but I haven't been counseled. You are being counseled at this very moment I should be consulted about such things from now on. I will see to it that you are appropriately consulted on important matters Thank god, they're never necessary. Oh lord the tywin's a control here little boy Know that your grace The respect so that really goes to show joffrey's completely out of the loop about some of the most important matters Literally in the realm, but he's too busy. He can go to the meetings. He's just too busy The yonkish train bedslays not soldiers. We're gonna defeat them. That is crazy. You see that They have provisions patience and strong walls if they're wise, they'll hide behind those walls and chip away at us I don't want half my army killed before I've crossed an R. I see We don't need yonkai kallisi taking the city when I'll bring you any closer to westros or the iron throne Tell me he's gonna have a different opinion. Let's go slaves are there in yonkai 200,000 If no more dang, that's an army and a half 200,000 reasons to take the city. Let's go You know what the thing is all it takes is denarius to come across that region You know and start liberating people and just like that man. She changes the future for the next, you know 10,000 years in this place So many people on her side for freeing them because of nowhere else to go Look, they're beating their drums. The the wildfolk was hating on that I was about to say that's not denerus in that. That's for sure This guy's giving me straight mascara vibes up in here. The guy I've lost. That's his name Richard. Yeah, yeah, he wore more out on her than ban margera and Derek Carr. Yeah Now comes the noble razz dalmo eras of that ancient and honorable house master of men and speaker to savages to offer terms of peace Back up. You are in the presence of denarius stormborn of house Targaryen queen of the andals and the first men Khaleesi of the great grass sea breaker of chains and mother of dragons. Do you see the swirls in her eyes? You may approach. It's like her house schedule. Kind of right ancient and glorious is yonkai many an army has broken Against our walls. You shall find no easy conquest here I Mind studied need practice. I was told to blood them early. It's true You have committed savages in astapor, but the yonkai are forgiving and generous people The wise masters of yonkai have sent a gift for the silver queen Okay, and what is a gift worthy of khaleesi stormborn? Oh gold bars There is far more than this awaiting you on the deck of your ship my ship Yes, I better check it. You should have as many ships as you require and what do you ask in return? Is that you make use of these ships sail them back to westeros where you belong? I have a gift for you as well Your life My life and the lives of your wise masters, but I also want something in return You will release every slave in yonkai every man woman and child should be given as much food Clothing and property as they can carry as payment for their years of servitude Reject this gift and I shall show you no mercy. You know, that's coming completely to stabilize everything We are not astapor or karth. We are yonkai and we have powerful friends friends who would take great pleasure In destroying you those who survive we shall enslave once more perhaps will make a slave of you as well Swammy safe conduct I did bet my dragons made no promises And you threatened their mother. Don't be rude to their mother. Take the gold You gave it to me remember and I shall put it to good use. You'd be wise to do the same with my gift to you. Yeah, your wife Dang, what a change she's made the yonkish are proud people. They will not bend. What happens to things that don't bend They break khalisi Aw that one's obviously like her favorite because that one's always like so protective of her chains Solid gold from the mines outside lannisport golden chain. You could buy a ship with am I going somewhere? Of course, you're not going anywhere. Am I invited to your wedding? I didn't ask for this marriage. I didn't want it. No, she's a beautiful girl. You said so yourself He did say that. This is duty. I don't have a choice. My father does not rule the world We can still go across a narrow sea. What would I do there juggle? I am a lannis castle the rock my feelings for you have not changed I will marry sansa stark and do my duty by her while I empty her chamber pot Not be like that. No, what will it be like? I will buy you a good home somewhere in the city I feel like they could tell sansa. She would probably be cool with it to keep you safe Servants that poor girl just wants to go home any children we might have will be well provided for You think I want children who can never see their father who would be killed in their sleep If their grandfather found out about them She's kind of right though. I'm not your lady. You are you'll always be my lady We're tearing you don't want to marry that girl either. I know we're shei I think she actually likes like loves irian though And I think she knows that that life is just not one that she wants. She'd rather just go home Wherever home is across the sea. She said right? Oh gosh, what are you gonna do with him wildfire? I should have been here through all the running and fighting Here I am back where I started. Do you miss it king's landing your father's house? Never had a father never wanted one. Haven't you ever wondered where your strength came from your talent for fighting? I'm lowborn as low as can be my mother was a tavern witch mine was a slave So was I they really believe that matters don't they scourged and branded until the lord of light reached down Took me in his hand and raised me up. I was born in flea but your blood is noble. He has no idea You're saying my father. He was some lord or there your father's house What man that would stress me out. I'm like he was a steward in there Didn't he say he's tired of like bowing to people and stuff now. He's about to go now He's about to go do our bastard of Robert of the house Baratheon Oh, wow first of his name king of the andles and the first man Why do you think the gold cloaks wanted you because I gave expensive armor overpriced? I can't believe you found that out from her. I would change my damn day. I'm sick with a fire child. You're talking, right? That's the first I don't talk to traitors I didn't like giving up the boy But you did you took the gold and you gave him up the red god is the one true god You've seen his power when he commands. We obey. He's not my ones. You got who's yours Death Oh, okay. That was dark baria. Does that got something to do with that redhead dude that she met? Yeah, because he did say something like that. Yeah, he's like all about all your death and stuff No more than 20 how far less than a day's ride south. What do you say boys time for a line hunt? Yeah, but what about river run? It's not south. It's west of here. It will still be west of here two days from now You swore take you home and I will but we need to do this first. Why do you can steal their gold? I swear to you this isn't an I don't care what you swear because you're a liar You like to gendry. You like to me. You'll like to anyone. I hope the lannisters kill you all one day You'll understand but now She's over it. Yeah, she said I don't I don't I don't understand what's going on here guys. I'm out Keep that. Oh the helm What are you doing out here by yourself thought you were gone Have they told you what they plan to do with me? Lord Bolton's traveling tomorrow as well He's going to the twins fed me a tolly's wedding. You're to remain here with lock. Oh, no I owe you a debt and catlin stark released you. We both made a promise to her now It's your promise you gave your word keep it and consider the debt paid I will return the star ghost to the mother. Let's go. Jamie. I swear it I believe him too. Turn out dawg Oh, dude, I don't want them to leave each other. I feel like jamey's good when he's around her She brings out some type of compassion in her for some reason. I know I'm like crying because I feel like she's gonna die Dibon hopes your father will force the citadel to give him back his chain You will give my regards to lord tywin. I trust tell rough stark I'm sorry. I couldn't make his uncle's wedding the lannisters send her regards. I bet Safe journey king slayer nothing to say. I don't remember chopping it balls off too. Don't he's so annoying your friend We'll take good care of her. I hate the guy. Oh, man Is that the on that is the on oh my gosh. Oh my gosh What was that girls the girls are letting them down dude. He would have so many like infections and stuff. I know Gentle my nose What is happening, I feel like this guy's torturing him again There's no one here, but you Me and vile That's my opportunity bro. I get off me. I'm fighting my way out of there at this point. You're gonna have to kill me Everybody talks about it. He sent you Who sent us? We sent ourselves to his graduate. We had so much about it Are you scared for him? I don't know what they're about to do. He thinks you're ugly Well, he's been through so much Look at his poor face Help me. Oh my gosh. If he comes back. We need to make him feel better. They know him How can we make him feel better? I have an idea Here it goes. I'm sorry I'm sorry. I was about to say he's got to be sitting in the corners of me with a crossbow But I was getting jealous. Did you see this everyone's always going on about everyone? Everyone knows you love girls. Would you say it's your most precious part? I was about to cut it off. That's probably some lore from the book about beyond because I have not heard anyone say that Or he's just taunting him Oh my god, what is that tool? I'm not killing you. It's making a few alterations He's just gonna cut it off like that. I guess so. Is that not gonna kill him? That's what I'm saying. They wouldn't have got me in that. They wouldn't have got me in that opportunity, bro What a shot Is that a palace? It's a windmill Windmill? Who built it? Some king? Just the men who used to live here. Oh, they must have been great builders stacking stone so high Oh, I'm John Snow and I'm from Winterfell My daddy was a fancy lord and I lived in a tower that touched the clouds If you're impressed by windmill, you'd be swooning if you saw the great keep at Winterfell Not swooning Fainting. What's fainting? When a girl sees blood and collapses. Why would a girl see blood and collapse? She probably gets excited over it. All right girls are like you. I'll go see more blood than boys What do you like girls who swooned on snow? I'd like to see you in a silk dress Will you rip from a pretty silk dress? Oh black in your eye Maybe one day I'll take you to Winterfell. Oh, maybe one day I'll take you there I'll have to be taken our land back. Yeah, that's gonna be an issue in the future, John Six times they failed Oh, how do you know that? We grow up learning it where the battles were fought the names of the heroes who died where six times you've invaded and six times You failed seventh will be the same manse is different. You don't have the discipline You don't have the training your army is no army. You don't know how to fight together You don't know that I do if you attack the wall you'll die All of you they'll definitely die if they get further than the wall You're gonna see that crow face looking dude peeking around the rock Or eagles and attack them. Yeah What's he going on about and how come he always gets to sit and chat while we do all the work That's where we are. What are you telling him? It's all right. It's not all right You think I can't hear you every day filling his head with black magic talking about visions and three-eyed ravens I don't feel his head with anything. So what do you talk about what's happening to him and what that means? Go on then. Tell us what it means. It's not like that. I wish I could tell him all the answers It would be much easier. I don't want you talking to him anymore until we get to your brother at castle black He's so protective. What did you say? I told you already John snow isn't there brand needs to find the raven beyond the wall. Oh, no I'm not going back there. Your brother is at castle black. That's where we're going The raven's been coming to me ever since I fell from that tower. I don't have my legs anymore This is what I have now You have a family You need to go back to castle black so you can get back to them. Why you belong What if I belong in the north? What if I fell from that tower for a reason? Is that what he's telling you that it's all for a reason all these bad things happen because the gods got big plans for you I wish it were true little lord, but the gods wouldn't spare ravens called shit for you or me or anyone You don't understand. You don't know you don't know None of you know none of you have been up there. It sounds like they're all just sort of biased, right? And she's been up there. I was his and he was mine But one night bruny disappears people said he left me. He'd never leave me I knew he'd come back and he did only it wasn't bruny. Not really. Oh, no His skin was pale. Oh, you don't got all iced out, huh? His eyes bluer than clear sky. He came at me grabbed me by the neck and squeezed I could feel the life slipping out of me I don't know how I got the knife when I did I stuck it deep into his heart and he hardly seemed to notice Wow, I had to burn our hut down with him inside I didn't ask the gods what it meant. I didn't need to I already knew meant the north was no place for men to be So she's scared to death of that. She don't want to go there I'd get you to castle black and no further. It was nice to get a little backstory on her though Yeah, that was crazy. Very sad. But crazy. She had like a normal life of some sort Like a wildling life because she said how is the pain same phrases they use Looks like you can still elbow someone. Oh, it's time with the corruption You did well sewing up this mess. Why did the citizen take your chain? Do you fund all one boy too many? No, my lord, that's not my weakness. What is curiosity? Oh, my way to treat diseases to understand disease The only way to understand it is to study the afflicted. Oh, wow formed experiments and living man saved many lives I'm paupers. I assume men with no families to complain You can't judge Jamie you beat killing people with your sword. How many men have you killed my lord? I don't know countless countless has a nice ring to it Half a million population of kings landing acts that is true You in charge of the ravens at harin hall lord selwyn tass offered 300 gold dragons for his daughter's safe return Fair offer luck won't take it. Oh, yeah, cuz his lie when he said he was the blue sapphire He's probably wants more All the sapphire mines in westeros. He feels he's being cheated. He thinks he's about to get rich, right? 300 little dragons ain't enough for him. Most of them were dead by winter. She'll be there entertainment tonight Oh, don't tell me this dude's about to go back for there's no way does he look like he's thinking about it? It looks like he's considering it. Come on manipulate. I'm gonna take in your back We have to return to harin hall. Why I've left something behind Absolutely not. I've got orders from lord bolton. And what are those orders to deliver you to your father at king's london? You think you'll get a reward Let me explain something to you when my father sees me the first thing he's going to ask is what happened to my hand And i'm going to tell him this man chopped it off I had no i could tell him this man saved my life We return to harin hall now. Yo, jamey's got leverage, bro I know that's only if he gets to reunite with tywin, you know Dude, i'm just gonna say it baby if jamey goes back to this place to save ryan and he dies I'm gonna throw up. I do not want another character. I'm be sad about that. That place is sick prop set unbelievable Harin hall goes hard on it Be quiet title Oh, is it? Oh, here's that song that those people were singing the brotherhood one of the three songs they sing a lot Yep. Oh my girl's in there. Who's she fighting? Oh, she's fighting. Oh my god. It's got her Oh hang on Yo, is that a wooden sword? That's so jacked up. Oh jamey's seen this too. He's gone Not his butt in there gold sapphires, whatever you want. Just get out of there. Oh you lords and ladies Still think that the only thing that matters is goat. The ministers pay their debts That makes me happier than all her sapphires. So go buy yourself a golden hand and fuck yourself. Was it? Oh man, jamey. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh Oh Dang he caught it and then hit her with the left. No, uh, he's so irritated. Get behind me Okay, jamey I'm a little less gross over here. Don't fuck your fault Bolton. Charge me. We're bringing him back to king's landing a lie And that's what I am to do. Let's go. Oh now it's mad though. Oh, it's gonna be mad at them I did this like a hundred times. The bitch stays taking it to king's landing. She belongs to me Lord Bolton's orders. What do you think it's more important to Lord Bolton getting his pet Rather reward or insurance time and nanistic gets his son back alive. Right. Don't overplay it jamey. I think he's got him right now though Well, we must be on our way Sorry about the sapphires No, we're dead wrong for that. Hey, man, that's the best. Hey jamey's done in the whole series. He went back Poor bear though how to get shot in the neck for no reason guys that episode was freaking crazy, man I'm becoming a game of thrones. What's the word superfan? Maybe yeah Not maybe like a superfan because I don't want to insult you guys, but geez man I'm really really digging this so that was crazy brand was caught between I don't know man a bear trap in a hard place and she had to go one on one with a bear And she was losing with a wooden sword Yep, because that was messed up for them to do give her that only to defend herself What do you think about this episode of them? That was crazy. I thought that I really liked what jamey just did right there That just made me really happy. Yeah, that makes me like jamey more. Yeah, right Um seeing Daenerys in this was insane because she's just completely changed her whole demeanor I don't know if it's an act to look like you know fierce or whatever Because she's like very demanding right now like, you know, she kind of like before would advise with them Now she now she kind of doesn't say anything Well anytime someone gets on tv even when you take like like the real vladimir putin, right? You put him on tv and he he puts this face on tv and he's very serious and he's in the middle of a war You know the truth is a guy will hunt you down and kill you You know i'm saying he's a very serious character, but at the end of the day, it's still an act You know what I mean? I mean at the end of the day. He's probably thinking about cartoons He watched as a kid. He's probably thinking about god knows what he's definitely putting on an act man So definitely I can see what you're saying in this show babe. Like everyone sort of puts on a front in a way I don't know if people are really like the way they necessarily You know people have defense mechanisms and they put up a front So there's a lot of that going on in the show. Um, you're right about denaris man power moves She comes in and basically they offer her all the riches all the things that at the beginning of her quest She would have probably just been all for at this point her mission is becoming a lot bigger It's not only about how is she gonna get over to another continent and reclaim what she believes to be rightfully hers But how is she gonna do it in a way that actually makes a difference and helps people and puts her on the right side Of history. So the problem is man anytime as we know anytime you go and you try to do the right thing And you think that you know what's right and you do the right thing by force You always risk becoming like a tyrannical character to other people So um, her family does have a history of tyranny. So we'll see how that plays out But so far man, I'm rocking with denaris. I like what she's doing the whole land over there just seems very corrupt I mean, yeah, they don't have much of a society over there It looks like it's 100 driven on just like hierarchy and slave labor Which, you know, westroads in a way is the exact same way, but it's just played out a little different with like the slavery and stuff I think there it's more about instead of like having slaves in westroads. They have really really Unquestionable soldiers like soldiers who will just Fallen a sword for you and that just seems to be like how their brain washed into accepting like the way things are So just two completely different cultures and they essentially are kind of set up the same though Like the people in westroads are essentially slaves too They're slaves to this political game that the highborns play and keep them, you know grinding out the labor force So crazy ass episode man. I'm ready to get into it. What are we on episode eight? Let's go. It's called second sons. Let's go second sons Well, he obviously didn't kill her bro. She's taking her shot. There's no way Is this gonna be the first one on her list? She's gonna get my headache. He's gonna be mad at her the whole time I'll give you one try go Kill me and you're free. But if I live I'll break both your hands Figure go on hit me hit me hard. I would pretend to do it. Just to see how he reacted the next time though All proof is You're lucky. You don't want to be alone out here girl Someone worse than me would find you. There's no one worse than you never knew my brother Once killed a man for snoring there's a man who liked to beat little girls Saved your sister from some of them. That is real. You're lying Oscar if you ever see her again Oscar who came back for her when the mob had her on her back. Is that the black water the black water? Where do you think i'm taking you back to king's landing to joffrey and the queen Fuck joffrey. Fuck the queen that's red fork. I'm taking you to the twins to her mom Because your mother and brother will be there and they'll pay me for you Why would they be at the twins those outlaws you love so much never told you your uncle's marrying one of the fray girls Quit trying to bash my skull in there. We might just make it there in time for the wedding Oh Okay, the hound I kind of like you now even though you did some bad stuff before I still only like you like one percent Yeah, but you're like the scale in my book is like up a little bit Manified for gold of neither honor no loyalty. You can't be trusted You'll be trusted to kill you if the well paid the yunkish are paying them well You know these men only by the broken swords and their banners. They're called the second sons The title Where's that fly at From a corpse sure the sell sauce prefer to fight for the winning side I imagine you're right. He may not agree to meet he will and he fights for gold can't afford to lose to a girl Your grace that was true. Let me present the captains of the second sons. You're all bravo What does fire Dario Naharis, you're the mother of dragons Swear off to you once in a pleasure house in least mind your tongue. This dude needs to go. Yeah Slave girl bring wine. We have no slaves here You'll all be slaves after the battle unless I save you So you're all there brother. I may not have you gelled it. So Barristan. How many men fight for the second sons? A little thousand your grace. We have more don't we 10,000 unsullied I'm only a young girl new to the ways of war, but perhaps seasoned captain like yourself can explain to me How you propose to defeat us. I hope the old man is better with a sword than he is with a lie You have 8,000 unsullied. You're very young to be a captain. It's not a captain He's a lieutenant even if your numbers are right You must admit the odds don't favor your side The second sons of face worse odds and one the second sons have faced worse odds and run Oh, okay, or you could fight for me. We've taken the slave is gold We fight the young guy. I would pay you as much and more Why do you want him on your side? Contractors are bond. We break up bond No one will hire the second sons again ride with me and you'll never need another contract You'll have gold and castles and lordships of your choosing when I take back the seven kingdoms You have no ships. You have no siege weapons. You have no cavalry a fortnight ago. I had no army a year ago I had no dragons. You have two days to decide. Watch your mouth. Show me your I want to see if it's worth fighting. Yeah, daddy She's very diplomatic In the second sons, we share everything after the battle. Maybe we'll all share you Or maybe my dragons will share you bro. I know matter of fact, they don't have to share There's three y'all looking for you when this is over Mm-hmm. You don't need that on your side. The nearest comes to battle kill that one first Carve him like a cake stannis Stustustustanus rightful air stannis. Oh, he's gonna meet his uncle. Why would he why would she bring him here? What if it's to kill him because uh, if she's on stannis side then he ain't no good for the claim Bro, I don't know man. My guess is good as yours. I don't know what they're about to do to him Oh, they're they can be a surrogate for a new demon child Smile a little bit stannis. You're meeting your son, bro. Not a son. Isn't that you I mean? Oh, no, yeah, that's rubber some I bet half rubber half low born show the boy to his chambers Have the maid straw my bath and find him some decent clothes. I'll come visit you, sir Stannis is mad about it my replacement. What do you mean to do with him? You know what I mean to do with him And why bathe them and dress them in fine clothes if it needs to be done do it don't torture the boy Have you ever slaughtered a lamb like oh my gosh. No if the lamb sees the knife she panics Her panic seeps into her meat dark and sit files the flavor. You've slaughtered many lambs and none have seen the blade They brought him here to kill him. That's so jacked up. Arya is gonna add y'all to her list I know she's gonna have good to eat the damn iron throwing to kill all those people Rod rod bag He's doing good though. Mm. Those are tough names Kenya Targaryen road The smallest of the dragons. Mm-hmm. Oh, there you go He better not scumbag confiscate his books Your grace They're feeding enough two meals a day all for breakfast hot for supper belong in a place like this What sad to say, but I've seen worse. I'm sorry about your son. I've got a chance to tell you before Oh, no, good lad. It's confirmed now that he's gone, right? Mm-hmm. Melisandre's returned Great. Didn't know she'd been gone. Came back with a bastard boy. Robert's bastard boy. Why is this power in king's blood? She's going to kill him. Sacrifice him. Forgive me your grace. I'm not a lettered man But is there a difference between kill and sacrifice the boys your nephew? Well of it. We're at war because he has your blood in his veins So did Renly gang stabbed him on you Renly declared himself king when the throne belonged to you this boy's done, you know harm This boy just found out yesterday in westeros. What's that? That boy just found out yesterday The darkness will devour them all she says the night that never ends unless I triumph I never asked for this no more than I asked to be king We do not choose our destiny great or small we must do our duty What's one bastard boy against the kingdom? Is he trying to justify it? He's trying but he ain't doing a good job Why did you come to see me today? Came to free you. Really? If you swear never to raise your hand to the Lady Melisandre again I can't swear never to speak against her. You have little regard for your own life Quite little, your grace. Virgin and nun. You could have freed me yesterday or tomorrow But you came to me now before this boy is put at the knife because you knew I'd counsel restraint I believe it hit me say it because you believe it yourself, right? You're not a man who slaughtered his innocence for gain or glory. I wish you didn't used to be I saw a vision in the flames great battle in the snow. I saw it. Well, there you go That's what he saw and you saw whatever she gave birth to I never believed But when you see the truth when it's right there in front of you, how can you deny her? God is real from his point. I would be kind of confused about it too. Honestly Yeah, I don't know. I'd be like talking to that fire some more Ask me some questions Daryona Harris I fight for beauty For the beauty thrill of killing a man who wants to kill you. You'll die young What do we do about the dragon girl? It can't be 8 000 un-solid on the battlefield There won't be a battle. We don't have to deal with our eunuchs. We only have to deal with her One of us slips into our camp pass her on solid in her nights. Good luck with that She's got three dragons, bro. There are white sleepers too. I heard three coin going from marine going from valantis Going from bravoss the bravosi does the deed Oh, yeah, he kind of looks like that dude too, don't he? Yeah, they all kind of have the same vibe with the hairstyle Look at Shay. Padre already said it for us there Oh poor Shay. Yeah, if I was Tyrion that'd just be too much for me. I know I hope I will not disappoint you my lord. No, you don't have to speak to me as a prisoner anymore You won't be a prisoner after today. You'll be my wife. Oh, they're getting married today I suppose that's a different kind of prison. Just want to say I know how you feel I doubt that very much my lord. Yeah, that's true. You're right I have no idea how you feel and I promise you one thing my lady I won't ever hurt you. Do you drink wine when I have to? Well, today you have to. I mean that's better than how I was, I guess Yeah Radiant, why radiant? It's the word that came to mind We're going to be sisters soon You're a musical girl, aren't you? Imagine you have a lovely voice. Oh, but you know the song the Reims of castamere Of course, they play it so often here at Gord So, you know the story of house rain of castamere not as well as you I'm sure House rain was a powerful family very wealthy the second wealthiest in westeros Aren't the Tyrells the second wealthiest family in westeros now? Of course ambitious climbers don't want to stop on the second highest rung and you could take that final step You'd see further than all the rest. You'd be alone with nothing but blue sky above you So lord rain built a castle as grand as castley rock He gave his wife diamonds larger than any my mother ever wore and finally one day He rebelled against my father. Oh now. Do you know where house rain is now gone? So that song is like a like a reminder don't mess with the lannisters in a way Every man woman and child put to the sword. I remember seeing their bodies hanging high above the gates of castley rock My father let them rot up there all summer It was a long summer look at her face like they're talking about something good All the rains we bow their halls And not a soul to hear if you ever call me sister again. I'll have you strangled in your sleep Yo, I like that man. I don't like all that sister sister fun talk Yeah, but it's that's marjorie's way of manipulating She did that to show that she's more powerful of her because she is after she marries loris and she marries joffery Yeah, but sergi just says straight up. You might think you are a little girl But I know sergi at the end of the day. I know and that's that's why sergi's so awesome for that That's why I like her and joffery at the end of the day. They're sort of my favorite Oh look at him No, what are you doing? Your father's gone as the father of the realm. Oh, no It's my duty to give you away to your husband. It's my wedding. I object to that How about that he's if he has one way to be a d-bag? This is like Yeah, he like hates Sonsa that changed He's like the least I can do. I've been headed your father. Let me walk you down Why is time when so goofy looking right there? He took the stool. What a jerk joffery. Oh, it's for sergi to sit on You may now cloak the bride and bring her under your protection. He just doesn't want Sonsa to have her moment at all Oh, how's he gonna do that? Come on Sonsa read the room Maybe she can't squat down because she is like that corset thing on Teamwork, let's go Your grace your grace my lords my ladies We stand here in the sight of gods and men to witness the union of man and wife One flesh one heart one soul. I mean, I'll be honest. That wasn't really that great That's one wedding down that one wasn't that great, but that one, you know I'm a little short. Yeah a little last minute. Have you ever seen one like it? I've never seen anything like any of this in my life It's shocking, isn't it? First time you encounter real wealth when I was your age I lived on one bowl of stew a day in flea butter. We call them bowls of brown Ew We'd pretend that they're meeting them with chicken. He's like great. Anyways Back to sacrificing you Right. Yeah, taste this No, I think I'm trying to poison you. Yeah, but you should have seen her like well two seasons ago. She drank poison. She was all good That's good That's really good. What do you think it's from couldn't even guess Dorn It's the real thing or it's not you only need a tongue to tell the difference Go on have some more. You better throw it over your shoulder. You still don't trust it You think this is all a mistake and that you'll have to pay somehow for every bite you take I thought I'd cross my mind. Yeah, there are no mistakes not for us I had a mistake Only here because my father grabbed my mother instead of the girl next to her in the tavern Your father chose your mother because the lord of light willed it He willed it so you could be here right now with the power inside you. You can't even begin to understand Oh, no, he brought me here to draw it from you and birthed into the world Yeah, that'd be stressful with stennis in the room right next door, you know We're both a part of his plan. He wants this for us. No, he demands this of us I don't understand this It doesn't seem very religious according to him The god is real or he's not you only need eyes to see she preaches so much, bro So she has to get naked to manipulate him. Well, yeah, but what do you mean? The darkness that will swallow the dawn and we can stop it. You think his baby will come out looking like a smoke monster again Yep, I think anything she births is gonna be a smoke monster. You think so? What are you doing? Uh-uh Man, she lured you in just like a spider, bro. You fell for it. So easy these dudes must just be so desperate on this show Oh my gosh, what is that a leash? Oh, that's how she's gonna get the blood Don't fight don't fight. They won't take why are you doing this? Why couldn't she just ask for a blood sample to this power in the blood of kings? That's so jack up You can blame sir devils Bryce to get those all over me back when I was a kid this woman in the pond Yeah, what are they gonna do with him now? Oh, he's sacrificing the leech He's ever bail on great joy Zerpa Geoffrey Baratheon Oh, so he just put some voodoo on him basically You will be the king's stepfather He's like no one's acting yeah Will you pardon me my lord? I know he's acting a dang mess Enjoy. Is he drunk? Yeah, he's drunk. He's always a little smile and he was Oh, he wanted to go torture Sansa didn't he? I've got a lifetime for that He was just ready to torture Sansa. He was just smiling about it. There's he go talk to your husband But notice he was hiding waiting until Tyrion was gone You seem rather drunk Rather less than I plan to be isn't it a man's duty to be drunk at his own wedding? This isn't about your wedding. Renny Baratheon had a wedding Your wife needs a child a lannister child as soon as possible if you're going to give her one you need to perform What did you once call me a drunken little lust-filled beast nothing to worry about Drinking and lust. I am the god of jits and wine I shall build a shrine to mass at the next brothel I can see why he hates his son though I really can't But you will do your duty Oh pie cells with the girls you see it Matching the dang columns Norse is like man, this sucks Nobody cares what your father once told you Congratulations my lady Thank you grace. Well, you've done it Married a lannister soon. You'll have a lannister baby the dream come true for you, isn't it? Yes your grace I suppose it doesn't really matter which lannister puts the baby into maybe I'll pay you a visit tonight After my uncle passes out. How'd you like that? No, thanks. You wouldn't it's all right. So maren and subarce will hold you down All right, joffrey if you're gonna start doing all that John bro, you can't I can't I can't rock with you no more Bro, because that's weird. I'm gonna stutter so much there You're respectful tradition uncle. Come everyone. Oh my gosh. He's being so eccentric Get rid of her gown. She won't be needing it any longer ladies attend to my uncle. He's not heavy There will be no bedding ceremony There will be if I command it Then you'll be with our wooden Oh in front of everyone. What did you say? Oh my gosh, what did you Say long live the king. I believe we can dispense with the bedding your grace I'm sure tirion did not mean to threaten the king A Bad joke your grace made out of envy of your own royal manhood Mine is so small. My poor wife won't even know i'm there. Your uncle is clearly quite drunk your grace. I am But it is my wedding night. My tiny junk and I have a job to do. Oh my god. How embarrassing Come wife I don't think tirion has one piece of like embarrassment left in his soul in this world though The act not proud of it. He says that I think honesty is important She's being a man and wife. Don't you agree? Come Is he trying to act is he trying to act more drunk than he is? So like I don't even know what he's trying to do. Joffrey don't take his head off. Yeah, he really does mess up I don't know man. He might be blasted I know My name is tirion. Is that why is tirion? Nothing was ever wiser He's struggling astoundingly long Are you calling her a giraffe? How old are you exactly? 14. Oh my god poor dude. My lord father has commanded me to concede me this marriage We're son so you better start rubbing them toes or something. Yeah, she's like turned up Come on. I got a feeling she's about to bust in. I know it sucks Dude, the whole show is making it seem so tragic. This one has to sleep with tirion. Hey poor guy What is the awkward because she's so young. Yeah, he doesn't want to do that. Stop Can't write I could I would But your father if my father wants someone to get I know where he can start Talking like a saywork. I know I won't share your bed not until you want me to What if I never want you to And so my watch begins That sucks bro. I love that tirion just did that though He's like proud of her wife. He just passed out and so his watch begins Yo, they said they were gonna sneak in and try to kill her at night. It's night. Oh, yeah, look. Oh, wow They're infiltrating. There's the guy with the long hair in it. Yeah, he should have put that on the inside of his pants 19. How can anyone speak 19 languages? Tony took your gracey years What do you mean reasonably well Dothraki is difficult for the mouth to master Me Oh, it's not that great He just loved you. He just loved you. Wait, I want to tell you that cooking's good. Oh Is very good your grace gods could not devise a more perfect tongue. It is the only proper language for poetry No screaming or she dies. Yo, where's the gray worm at? Okay, what do you want? I don't know what to think about this dude. You let her go Don't scream lovely girl. Lovely girl. He's just like that guy. That's what he says jack in you were sent here to kill me So I haven't you I don't want to what your captains have to say about that. You should ask them Sorcery though, you know what he knows magic. I don't believe him. We had Philosophical differences over what your beauty it meant more to me than it did to them Simplest man you'll ever meet. I only do what I want to do wouldn't this is supposed to impress me Why would I trust a man who murders his comrades? Right? That's what I was thinking to murder you. I told them I preferred not to they told me I had no choice. I told them. I am Dario Naharis I always Have a choice. They drew those swords and I drew mine. There you go. I still don't trust him And he snuck up put your girl under the knife fight for me The second sons are yours and so is Dario Naharis. I saw this yours. My life is yours. I don't trust them Yeah, what motive does he have to do this? He is a sickle. That's like death raki. That's confusing Yeah, you damn rock harvester, but you know what I'm saying though. Why don't you go in there and just sacrifice it all for her? Really? I brought you breakfast So it was the floor maybe terrian should just tell Sansa about shea right because then she'll be cool with it And invite her over all the time Yo, it's one of those trees The first men trees next to a hut. Thank goodness getting dark We could stay here for the night. Oh two parents in the woods. What's the baby's name again? Does it have a name yet? She didn't want to name it. Right Those spies that's weird man. You can't even trust the murders in the show. How hard could it beat a builder fire? It doesn't matter come under the first. We can keep each other warm. Uh-oh Man that would suck for that poor little baby. He winked at me before I doubt it I saw him wink at me. He blinked I suppose it's a rather philosophical difference between a wink and a blink. I mean There's no real difference a wink is on purpose Isn't a wink one either. Yeah, he thought of a name yet It would be easier to refer to him if he had a name sometimes Do you talk fancy on purpose to confuse me? No Just the way I talk I'll build that fire Yeah, she's probably good at it Don't you think he should have a name? I don't know many boy's names. There's Duncan, Kevin, John. Oh John Gaiman to bees Uh, yeah, let's get that one. Maybe maybe that's not Mormon. That's a lovely idea. Mormon's a last name Why is it a last name? It's a family name. For instance, I'm Samuel Tarly. Samuel is my birth name and Tarly is my family name. My father's also a Tarly His name's Samuel Tarly too Randall Tarly Randall is a handsome name. Please don't name him Randall. His dad's mean Right. Is your father cruel like mine? Basically different manner of cruel not Randall then good. Would you better come up with something? Oh Don't go out there. I'll be back. I want to look at this. It's supposed to do. Oh it's dark out there already Yeah, it's a swim of crows. It sounds like Is that some balls that the crows need some prayers? I don't know what that's about. Maybe it just needs winter swimming. Oh he's so hot. Go back inside. Look at him being a protector though Yo, is that a white walker? It's come for the baby. How did it know though? Sam's about to step up. Let's go Sam Look at its hair just blown in the wind all majestic. So your head and shoulders stay back Oh my god Oh my god Oh my gosh I was just gonna say she stabbed her husband in the heart and I didn't do anything Look at that work It must be like the material of it like that little knife. He's got the little dagger like the arrowhead. Yeah that thing I see What is it? They found it at the fist of the first man and someone left it for them, uh, obviously Right, they said that they found it has been there for that long like since the first man Yo, that was nuts. So there's a weapon that can kill these things right It's the weapon or whatever the weapon's made of I'm not really sure All right guys. So shoot man. We are getting closer to the end of this season. That was nuts So sam stepped up in the end the courage came out this man straight up gave him a kidney stab with the arrowhead looking dagger And I don't know what this thing is exactly called or what the properties of it are But this thing kill the white walker around forever So it looks like we got a blueprint like something that we can use to like hurt these things Yeah, because before it just seemed like fire, but how can you you can't have that much fire in the north, you know Yeah, I mean you really have to pull out all the like the arrows with the and that that wouldn't be very good Like open field right that would be great if you're like man in the castle wall or something, you know But once you're close to close combat, I mean you don't have like a flame. So it seems like we have an element It's kind of like in in marvel like vibranium. Yeah, exactly. That's that's kind of what I was thinking I didn't want to bring that up and right. I hate to always like parallel it, you know But it's kind of hard not to but like since we've seen something that's kind of like, you know It kind of helps us understand. Maybe that's what it is. That's just the what we're picking up, right? Yeah So basically in this episode, babe We realized that even though joffrey's starting to realize that he is kind of behind the eight ball when it comes to the politics Of the seven kingdoms and he realized he really needs to step it up in that regard But as you can see the immaturity came out during the wedding of terrian He's still so immature at the end of day. His motive was to just torture sanza. He's a child He's a child. He's almost like he's like a middle school boy I mean he really is you know who just wants to torture a little girl for no reason really Sucks man. Shea is just in the worst situation. So her man's is married to sanza or her man's is marrying sanza She was for sure that he bedded her down that night She walked in the room and it turns out that she didn't so we'll see what's up with that But that just seems like that's gonna blow up I'm assuming that they're gonna get in some type of huge heated argument And that's all gonna come out that's gonna come out somehow or she's gonna get exposed somehow I feel you know when you're like thinking of a show like is Is uh terrians lady. What's her name? I'm blanking out. What's her name? Tyrion. Tyrion's lady. That sounds a shea. Is shea like in-game material? Is she gonna be in this show the whole entire time? I have no idea You know how like there's so many characters in this show you would think yourself like they're gonna come and go Some will be main character or someone I'm trying to figure out like who's gonna say who's gonna go Because every show sort of does that and I'm not really sure about shea. Yeah She kind of seems like main character vibes to me though because I really like the dynamic of her being around Tyrion he seems like softer It's just really hard because shea's so like not clear about her past So like I don't really know how important she really is Well, I think what they're gonna do is they're gonna use shea to eventually introduce us to another place Which is where she's from and I think eventually we'll go there Hopefully and we'll learn more about that place either that or just use her as a blackmail for terrian throughout the whole Seasons like in a way. That's what keeps terrian because you know terrian in a sense has nothing to lose right? Everyone hates him. He's he's a scent like he's high born But essentially, you know, he was given the short end of the stick not trying to be funny But seriously, yeah, so maybe shea would be a huge piece of leverage for him What else happened in this episode? Not really sure what's going on with the the three-eyed raven and all that stuff The warg still kind of unsure with that It's pretty useful that they can do that though because they're able to communicate that john's not at the wall Right. I think I think though just they're the way that this guy jogen is so drawn to john right now Is stressful because like what does john have to do with anything? Is it to save him? I don't know So you might realize a very like a current theme in these shows that every time something happens We're like, yo, this is stressful. That's because this show offers no happy moments. Really. I mean, this is just This is a very dark wedding like there wasn't even a single moment of where anyone smiled not even her Right. Yeah, what else happened in the show? We learned more about the reigns of castamere song Don't try the lannisters. We learned we learned that marjorie and um Cersei are not really in each other man They're enemies really drew battle lines in that episode when she said that Well, cersei doesn't like marjorie anyways because marjorie's hold on joffrey And she feels like it's gonna just like demean the lannister name because the tyrells are the second They're kind of like the second place team It's like any anything that could like interfere with the lannisters being like, you know, basically they could jump them Yeah, and and kind of that's where it seems like it's going. That's why tywin took control of the marriages Right tyrells seem to have a way of like almost smirking the fact that like, you know I know we're not in charge of the seven kingdoms like I know that's kind of you guys But at the end of the day, you know what I'm saying like we are what we are you need us like you need us Cersei doesn't seem to like that. Yeah, she doesn't like that one bit So well because in the end of the day none of that was harming her and the tyrells seem to be like affecting the people around them More like if you notice cersei gets so angry. Yeah, they are they really are like they're getting in everyone's ear Cersei gets very angry with people differently than she gets upset with her dad Like her dad's literally marrying her off and she's sulking, but she's not like she's not She's not like plotting his murder or anything But have you noticed cersei gets very like egotistical about everything but when it comes to her dad, she doesn't Well, yeah, you heard her talking about that song. She didn't say they try to go against the lannister She said her dad Yeah, she she gets her ego from her dad's war accomplishments. I believe when you get that mom Right because I feel like she can stand behind him in any moment because she's a lannister Right. I did notice in this episode, man tywin just isn't gonna he's just not gonna bow to No, I love and honestly I love that about him. It's hard. Yeah, it makes me love tywin. Yeah, that's pretty dope Yeah, because he's like I'm not bowing to this tom foolery. I run the kingdoms. I'm in the shadows That's why I have this black outfit on I'm in the shadows. I'm the shadow man I would be really I'd be really sad if we didn't mention Well for starters, we need to get aria and then we need to mention jamie So aria got snatched up by the hound. Um, he seems like a pretty good guy, man I'm having a really hard time reading the hound's character That's why I don't really talk about him very much because I'm gonna be so wrong guys I feel like the shows sort of give me the vibe that I'm supposed to root for him I think about the hound that we all kind of know is the hound kind of has lived his life Like kind of living with like the problems his brother has given him like and it started out with his face being burnt Right, oh his brother did that to him So his brother did that to him right and like since then he's been definitely a terrifying Definitely afraid of fire so afraid that he basically turned his back on his entire on the realm Yeah, so so he's kind of like you know m.i.a right now But I just feel like he's kind of like going to freedom because everything he does Isn't his house name which his house name isn't good. Remember like right it sucks Right, they were talking about it and they said they were like they murder squires and right You killed all these people mum is mummers forward or something like that and he's like I wasn't there That was my brother. Yeah, well, yeah, but your brother's your brother. So that's on you. Yeah, you know, man I'm sitting here. Oh, I know it is I'm sitting there wondering like why is it like Why is my inclination that the hound's not a horrible person and I think it's because he helped sansa I forgot about that right he spared her and he saved her and he can he said he would be there for her Well, he did it multiple times. Yeah, he saved sansa from herself with joffrey a few times And he offered her to go with with him right now Yeah, and I'm kind of glad he didn't though because sansa would not fare well in those Situations aria is a little more fit for him. So let's talk about aria. Well, aria seems very lucky right now Like she hasn't really she's sort of been taken care of so far Like she's found herself like by her own wit 100% because aria gives me the sense that like she finds a way to Navigate in and out of society, but by her own wit She's she's been very lucky to not be caught in a position where she's alone and vulnerable too much Right, which is great But now that gendry's gone and I guess they there's so much talk about in this damn episode guys Gendry got attacked by some leeches So instead of sacrificing them, which was the vibe I was about to get Yeah, I thought she's gonna kill him. So it's literally not really the act of sacrifice that's demanded It's more of the blood But for some reason like people just don't like to give up their blood So it takes all this war and bloodshed, right? Right, but I feel like if you would have brought him there and you would have You could have figured out another way to do that than with leeches You could have told him what's up Like let me get a blood sample so we can win bro. Just just do it like this is your uncle Yeah, what else baby? Is there anything else johns? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Can we talk about john real quick? So I forget though because jamie's such a big part of the story I feel like john's character is I don't know guys like I'm getting like some background character vibes with john snow Like maybe that'll change. Maybe they're just gonna write them out. I don't know in the beginning And I don't want anyone to think I like don't like john or anything because I do I really do like john's character But in the beginning the first couple seasons john just always had like an irritated face on and like always just said like The shortest stuff basically. Yeah It was like so short not really thought out and then he comes to the wildings and it's like he's free Like his personality changes. Well, he's kind of free. He's not really but he acts more free He doesn't have like the personality and the demeanor of like yes, sir I'm gonna bow to you like he seems like he's like more like, you know, he's he has a little bit more of a personality Well for the first time in his life, he's not completely at the bottom of like society's hierarchy You know, he's always been like literally I wouldn't say the bottom. I'm sure women are below him in this hierarchy He's kind of needed for something. He's definitely at the bottom of like the power structure in so many ways So there's just tons of layers ahead of him and a lot of those layers are women, you know, I'm saying so He's really at the I would say is that like the total bottom I think to me like at the bottom would be being like the brothel or something No, I think at the bottom's being in the night's watch because you know how it is You know how sending people to the night's watch is like a sin It's like but the stars are the only people who think it's a good thing, you know, right? Yeah, that is true. But I don't really consider that part of society That's like an outset of society like society. I'm talking about more like the set the realm You know like uh, yeah, John's just got a tough very interesting character. But to be honest guys kind of a boring character Right now, I'm hoping he picks up a little bit right and I think one maybe uh, hopefully when brand finds him Which which is gonna be a whole other thing because when he goes to the the wall and like actually is he actually gonna hurt his men? No, I don't think so. He took a oath. I hope his oaths matter So obviously I'm missing the I'm sorry to interrupt you baby. I'm an idiot I'm missing the biggest elephant right here Obviously they're on the collision course brand and John are gonna have like John's gonna have to make a decision John's either gonna have to kill brand when they get there. He's gonna have to be a waddling. I don't know John's confused man. Like I said, like for the first time he's just innocent and and he's not even like fitting in in this Society, he's still at the bottom of it. Everyone talks talks to him like he's a crow They speak to him like he doesn't fit in every time he mentions like his culture his way of doing things what he loves You know anytime he basically like humanizes anyone from his part of the realm The waddling's are very quick to just mock it and to just like even his girlfriend mocks every single thing about everything Right, and if you have a partner that mocks everything you say, it's just not really gonna last So I don't really know because it's all he knows, you know and right and like my whole thing is I'm still kind of Wondering what his journey is because I really thought he was going there anyways to find his uncle But then it seems like the night swatch people were really going there to find out what the white walkers were doing They find it out they retreat most of them die But still it's unclear what exactly John's doing Right, and that's why I don't really talk about him as much I just try to remember to throw him in there because he is a character in my mind guys He's just sort of a character that bridges us into the north. I mean without or whatever or the wildlings And maybe like for future we need the wildlings to help us or something Well, the the whole idea that I'm getting is like all these basically everything that's happening right now In my mind eventually isn't really gonna matter because all that's ultimately gonna matter is the war That's going to be held against the white walkers, right? But see for me. I'm confused about that I'm confused if John's rising them up to help with Rob to help with that. I don't know Like I don't know. It's like it's too early. Maybe, you know, maybe Rob doesn't even know Maybe Rob's just taking the path as it comes man, you know, we don't know guys. If there's anything we missed I do want to oh, yeah, Jamie. Jamie. Thank you. Baby. Go ahead. Okay. So what Jamie did for Brienne I know that was probably not this lot this episode right here But that was like honestly it made the storyline between them just that much better because it kind of showed character development for Jamie Why am I wanting them to get together? I don't I'm a weird in my head. I don't really want them to get together I just feel like they have an understanding of like having each other's back and like Brienne is the ultimate like if I tell you if I give you my word That's my word and Jamie's like the ultimate oath breaker and like their contrast personalities to me make them so Good it almost seems like she's the perfect specimen to bring Jamie's character to his ultimate peak And so I guess the reason you know a good woman shapes a good man, right? So Jamie's whole character is I sleep with my sister. I'm high born blah, blah, blah, man My junk don't stink like shut up. My dad will pay for it But with her, you know, he insults her appearance. He insults her womanliness. He insults her demeanors Uh, he basically insults her in every way and it's almost like all these artificial like shallow things that all these Like physical things that don't really matter at the end of the day. It seems like Jamie's becoming I guess like above that You know, and she's a really good just representation of Jamie's ability to get better because I kind of hate Jamie has a It's like a human being like in real life like in real life. If you knew Jamie, you wouldn't like him Okay, he's on a tv show. So you like him, but you wouldn't like that But in the last episode when they were in the hot tub He like she was like help the king slayer needs help and he said Jamie My name is Jamie and I felt like that was like a start to a new him Like taking away the king slayer name for the 17 years that it's been like cursing him Yeah, but I'm also not the world's biggest believer in second chances because I mean like you murdered your way out of prison Bro, like you're not exactly like a changed man. Well, yeah, I'm just not buying Jamie dude I don't know like I really like the character but at the end of the day I really hope he gets what's coming to him. He's a he's a murderer to me Like he's I don't know But Brianna on the other hand like that's when I can get behind because as of yet Like she hasn't done anything just downright evil once you commit It's just an absolute evil act, especially just to save your own skin, which doesn't deserve to be saved I just can't really root for you anymore. Well, she was honorable and Jamie saved someone who's honorable So to me that is an honorable deep I feel like the whole reason of Jamie though is to make people like me confused because eventually I'm gonna be like You know I'm saying and I don't know why I'm gonna be like that Especially when he's just such a foul human being but you know what I do like Jamie My admiration for him jumped a lot. Somebody needs some damn redemption in the show. So hopefully it is Jamie Yeah, somebody does what's up with two bees. She's pregnant. Yeah. Yeah, so we're yeah, like I said, man We're gonna be an uncle guys. So that's cool, man. Um, I just to me I just don't know if that's like a huge distraction Right because a baby during a war just seems like and it's like not just the war It's like such a critical time in the war like you're about to go take Casterly rock, right? You're about to go take casterly rock and you need you're trying to convince these people You're marrying off this uncle who's shady. He might get cold feet. We don't really know Yeah, true So you're doing all this and like it's still up in the air. Could any of this really happen? Like I don't know. It's like this is the next point. We're at this wedding, right? We will see. Yeah, the weddings are coming I guess and and aria is gonna get to see her family and that's really great Like but now that I'm becoming more invested in the show guys I'm getting so I'm getting the idea dude as I'm sitting here. I think in real time Rob's probably gonna be successful with the phrase. He's probably gonna take that army And it's probably gonna bring hail to king's landing, right? And so the next season that we get is probably going to be the aftermath of the destruction of king's landing Like edmmer's probably gonna be tortured and I'm scared. He's probably gonna be like tortured or like worse Yeah, there's some good folk down in king's landing though. There's like a lot of really crappy people But there are some good people down there. So, you know, I'm nervous about it, man. I'm ready to get into it I'm ready to get into the last few minutes when they do is like So when he does take casterly rock, I don't even know man. This is just like he goes so many ways guys And then Daenerys like I don't even know how much we talked about her but She's got a view. She's got another dude who just hopped on her bandwagon. I guess her beauty just makes everyone But what scares me about this dude though is he's all about this like lord of the light stuff And you know, those people are full of some sacrifices. So what if he like tries to burn her or something? But she'll survive. Well, he tries to nail bro. He looks like he got done chewing on an electrical cord I don't know. He gives me some weird vibes, man But he does he does resemble jacking Maybe it was the heads that he just dropped in the floor. Maybe that just had me a little thrown off Yeah, they're like the same like their cousins or something. Uh, they they got to be from the same place Where they from bravus? I don't know. They they they just from like the free cities But I know that I don't know. I know that the god's name is roller or something Something like that. You guys told me in the comments at one point where that dude was from I don't know what she said, but you guys definitely always just tell me again Where that dude's from because I feel like that's something that we should know at this point It might be really important I don't know like if we if when I start to realize when people use the same phrases Like you can kind of tell where they're from from the phrases. Yeah And yeah, I don't I don't know but yeah, man. I'm not really sure where that guy's from He's a suspicious character. Let's just put it that way. We have our eyes on that guy Is there anything that we're missing? Maybe oh What if he's a wizard a wizard? You know the they remember when she picked up that ball and that wizard's still trying to come after her What do you think so? I don't know that guy was a warlock a warlock. Yeah Yeah, what if it's remember they they form into a little girl Why couldn't they do it to that guy guys? I don't know man. This show is just going straight bananas I don't know dude. I don't know what this next season is going to look like like something's got to give though Doesn't seem like that like that's why I think a war is coming man I think it's going to really shake the show up and I'm just not really sure like I don't know when we take Casterly rock what's going to happen after that? All right guys Well, thank you so much for tuning in man like comment subscribe turn on the notification bell hit us up on Patreon if you guys want to see some more content We react to these things man from start to finish The whole entire episode so you can get all kinds of stuff over on patreon We're really starting to build up our catalog over there And if you want some more content go check it out I definitely think it's worth it and if not, we will see you guys right back here soon So season three is coming. We got two more episodes. We boarded it