 Oh, you let me know if you want to make a tutorial because bitch twitch Bonjour mes amis. That was so true. My name is fermented soybean today. Thank you for letting me rant earlier this week Don't worry. I've cooled down. Thanks to my mint lemon water and chin up shoulders back boobs forward shameless merch plug Also, these tie-dye shirts are only gonna be here for three more days. So get them while you can. Oh wait I'm naked shit me not wearing a bucket hat homophobia if you can't tell what's on my desk today We're going to be playing with a bunch of children's toys. I'm from the thumbnail I'm 19 years old and I remember my first experience with toys just being like asking on TV stuff I literally called that number and asked them, you know, can you send it to me? Yes, I've been doing PR since six years old But the problem is they're only so many and Frederick was a versatile man Okay, who dabbled in both sections of the boys versus girls toys This was always geared more for boys stereotypically, but you all know I play with Beatles I play with Perler beads bracelet making all of that stuff. I did that I just didn't buy it today because I did that already, you know, I don't want to relive it right now And maybe it was there for you guys, but I didn't see this on TV I only saw like kinetic sand and that was it. All of this stuff I feel like was in the back of Barnes & Nobles and Walmart and Target like those were the three main stores that I bought this stuff And it was always 1999 or like 2499 so I couldn't buy it at the time But with AdSense, Frederick can now dabble in some things. So I went to Michael's Oh my god, you can see the clear difference between the boys in the girls section. Oh my god I forgot about these. Don't worry. I will do this one day I'm just not ready yet. They had a sale. So of course I bought more than enough things And I'm just gonna review all of them as an adult because I can't and don't question me for wearing a hoodie Sometimes you got a sweat to get business done Let's sort of easy. I feel like Bloonies is the most nostalgic for people. If you don't know what this is you might have been born after 2006 let's say actually I was born after 2006 so I know what it is Yeah, I'm pretty sure this was that scene on TV But this has been around for a while like the cashier who was in her 60s still recognized this So this is a nostalgic product for a lot of people. Oh, it says H6 plus and took quote every youtuber ever who does this I guess I can't review it then Something quirky. I don't know I do remember the smelling disgusting like it just smelled plastic-y probably shouldn't hail this speaking of inhale I did inhale a lot of the helium just to show you guys what my voice actually sounds like I'll insert the clip. Oh my god This is not a good idea Please don't do that at home it makes you very lightheaded almost made me want to Anyways, let's make some real balloons. It's not a gum Don't chew or swallow contains polyvinyl acetate ethyl acetate plastic fortifiers with certified colors Defined certified colors. Also, what a plastic fortify? I'm telling you definitely not good for you You squeeze this out. Oh, I got a yellow one as I should obviously think that's enough and then while it's still like this Hello. Oh shit. Well, I broke it. Oh, this is like glue. Oh It smells like just how I remember it. Very plastic. Don't inhale it. This feels like glue though, right when it starts grime Mmm. Oh the fumes don't inhale it, please shit get off my nail and then when you do this it like just yeah Yes. Oh my god. Hey. Oh, isn't that so cool guys? This shit makes me so happy just to play with it except don't breathe in it if that would that was nasty disgusting All right, I'm gonna do a couple more tries. I want to see how big I can blow this bubble up That's what this doesn't dry out inside. Oh, it got on my nail All right, so I'm just holding it until it dries off a little bit. You can never get them perfect But I think that's what makes them unique. They're all special snowflakes pinch it off. Oh Beautiful. All right. That was bigger than the last one, but I think we can go even bigger as bigger is better Most of the time Oh my god, oh my god, I've created a monster. Oh those highlights though really starting to feel the fumes from this So this is my biggest. Oh, no, don't go. This is my biggest one compared to the original one we made It's like a jellyfish. It's so cool to me. It's so crazy to me how plastic ruins this earth But it also creates this shit Let's try to stack them and the thing is like I don't feel anything leaking because it's it's all made of plastic Well, if you can even connect them like this What I can honestly just make a video of me blowing up all of this too and seeing how much I can attach Actually, let's do that real quick Oh, I guess I'm not blowing well enough Don't demonetize me vape. No Bloonies modern art guys. Okay. This is my sculpture. I'm gonna call it Ball city guys Boom that was so fun. I'm totally gonna use this in the future 10 out of 10. Bloonies What's next kinetic sand? How about we do that? That was a cultural reset for literally every human being at some point never dries out easy to shape and mold Cleans up easily. No shit. I'm a facile. I'm not going to see a net or yes We gluen and casing free Casing this is vegan sand cruelty free sand. How do you pronounce this? Would anyone like to tell me what language this is it says? And I got two pounds worth of it, but I didn't get any Any sandcastle kits. All right, let's see what's in the bag. Oh my god. It's a bag in a bag. Why do you need to do this? Oh my god, I've never I guys this sounds so sad. I'm sorry. I had to deprive childhood. I never played with this This feels so cool. Oh, it's alive And I'm taking my rings off because I feel like this is gonna get in the way This is violently blue. It looks like you can eat it like blue raspberry sugar That's what I'm getting from this. I could play with this all day. This is like This just is so soothing. This is what fidget spinners wish they could have done and you can just do this Guys that is such a cool Feeling my god. Is this what you guys all had? Did everyone just have this and not me? Is this why I was so sad as a kid? I just never experienced the joy that is kinetic sand If you're in quarantine, you want a beach? Get this. Wait, let's see how much I can pack it Like can I make this into a castle? Am I a clay maker yet? Is this what they do? Are you fucking dumb? It's the leaning tower of pizza. All right, I'm gonna lift it up really fast Nope, is this also moon sand? Isn't that a thing? Did kinetic sand forget to copyright this or something? Easy cleanup? Wow Go off with this. They have a youtube channel guys. They have a youtube channel. All right, beautiful great incredible Amazing show stopping. Let's put you to the side for 10 out of 10. Okay. This seems similar moon mud I saw this brand everywhere discovery I don't know if it's part of the discovery channel or not, but it was always like science stuff tech stuff and I really like that as a kid. It's still like it now. I just didn't buy it I just bought pokemon cards instead. Why Frederick? You don't even know how to play the trading card game This is also in french pâté à modelet lumière s'agit-il dans solide ou dans liquide? Oh it promotes stem plays when moon mud once is a person in stem Oh, she has instructions this time moon mud facts the moon mud you are creating is a non-newtonian liquid I'm gonna look that up and show the screenshot of what that means I don't ever mind it says right here a non-newtonian liquid is a liquid that acts both like a solid and a liquid So is it a salas squid? It does not follow newton's law of viscosity. Oh hit him with the vocab wait I need to do this in my my presenting voice viscosity is a measure of resistance against the flow of a fluid The thicker a liquid is the more viscosity it has A fun way to test for viscosity is by testing the speed at which the liquid flows down a slope slope slope Y equals mx plus b slope. Oh, then it's all in french. Oh, we love languages Okay, ready la pâté à modelet lumière que tu as cre-cre-cre- No, ma'am. Uh, what is going on in here on this day? Who'll create who wants to tell me how bad I butcher that help tell me right now. I will not be offended. Listen. I took four years. I never learned that much Oh This is ooblack I feel like it's corn starch. You have colorant bleu colorant jaune blue and yellow dye Pour half of the corn starch into the mixing tray for one half cup water in a cup and add your dye You can make blue yellow or green mood mud. Let's make yellow because it's part of my brand So am I literally making ooblack? I had enough water So it looks similar to melted ice cream But when you stir it feels like you're trying to put wet sand out of the way. This is ooblack I got played. I think I paid like $10 for corn starch and yellow dye or half of it in Wait, what's stopping me from putting all of it in that just says add more corn starch to make it consistent I'm just putting all of it in we are not pussies in this household Good thing I have a random couple water sitting nearby pour it in start mixing. Does it feel like I'm pushing wet sand? Yeah, it's almost like I did this every year in science class time to put the yellow dye in uh, it said three drops so Okay, I'm not going to use this dye again. So it might as well get rid of it. Is this it you call this moon mud? I mean, it's a beautiful color 10 out of 10 on the dye, but the packaging that's not the same thing What the full discovery? I'm not discovering anything. What am I discovering that this is a scam Maybe a little bit too passionate about childhood products. Why did I fall for this? I thought I was going to get slime, you know good thing I bought another slime product just in case Oh my god, wow I'm not putting this on my hands by the way because ew is this it just a sad dish of yellow water If you never play with ooblick all it does is give you resistance when you apply force to it But when you let it free flow it feels like water and it acts like water until you apply pressure then it gives friction back I mean Zero out of 10 get that out of my face. I don't want to see that ever again I probably shouldn't put it towards the edge of something that might spill that might Let's cover you up just in case because if I stay in this house one more time My cause of death will be my family. All right. I'm saving this for last if you can't tell Let's try to make up for that lazy excuse of a slime with some glow in the dark fizzy gloop They're all ages six plus. What is what what what about being six makes you qualified to do this? So you have fizzy goop solution. Yeah, this is glow in the dark glue I and I know that because I've had it before. Oh, we got a themed beaker. Look at that Isn't that so cool really did it on the packaging sodium tetra borate, which is borax, I think instructions and Fizzy gloop mix oh and baking soda. Oh, oh We're baking Do not eat the fizzy gloop or any of these ingredients Sure to cover your work area making fizzy gloop can get a bit messy So I need warm water, which is not included two paper plastic cups not included ceramic or plastic plate Not I'll be back. I need 100 millimeters of warm water 10 millimeters of room temperature water What is this? All right, so I'm back with two cups a big plate and a gray measure Kind of get these buff arms out here measure out 100 millimeters of warm water and pour it into the paper plastic cup I don't have any plastic cups. So we're going to have to do with glass. Wait. What is this for? Is this a measure? I guess I want to do it fast Oh, it's making a mess everywhere. You know what? I'm going to do this in the only way that I think I can do it I mean it worked. Okay. So once I put this in the empty cup I'm going to use the spoon provided to add one level spoonful of sodium tetra borate to the water It's stir. So what you're saying is I'm paying for borax right now one level teaspoon They said why do you give me so much then and then now we stir I'm going to lean you down a little bit. I feel like you're not getting in on all this action Where my spoon go? Oh, it's in the this was almost boiling water and it still does not want to dissolve feel like I need to add some more water to this I'm looking at the camera only I would stir like this. Oh, it's tea time. Who's ready for tea bet say Once that's mixed up you gotta make a second cup combine 10 millimeters of room water temperature with one spoonful of your activator And one spoonful of the fizzy glue mixture. Okay 10 millimeters water one spoonful Why is why you have so much then if you just need one spoonful and one spoonful of the fizzy glue mixture this thing Citric acid and cornstarch I could have bought this at home. How spoonful though level spoonful regular spoonful You didn't tell me I'm going to assume level because that's what they said the first time in the beaker mix 30 millimeters of my fizzy glue solution with half a spoonful of baking soda These are the craziest measurements I've heard. I don't think I have enough guys. Wait, this bottle is 40 milliliters Why am I only at 20 then? No, whenever I'm in a sticky situation Get it because glue I'm just gonna put some water in here to get the rest of it out Why is all the slime failing me today? No, oh half a spoonful of baking soda I'm just gonna eyeball it place your beaker in the middle of a ceramic or plastic plate slowly add this activator to the solution Stir okay. Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh my god. Oh my god. It's still going. Ah Wait till the reaction stopped bubbling and then use the spoon to scoop it all out and put it back into your beaker Then I have to turn the lights out and watch it glow. Fuck. It's currently daylight It's still fizzing by the way. Like I keep seeing it spew out I don't want to touch it. I wanted to play with slime. I'm giving this a 6 out of 10 because it's messy and I'm proper All right, I'm gonna let it do its thing. Maybe we'll check on it later and maybe I can play with it What's next kid's crystal grow kit. Y'all see that kid includes crystal powder display base wooden stick and a grow tray The cashier also said that she loves this product place the plastic grow tray on a sheet of newspaper Let me just use the glow-in-the-dark instructions then fill it with 55 millimeters of cold water. What is up with Measuring today 55 milliliters place the plastic right here and she did fill it with it Okay Now pour this into a separate larger mixing container So why did I just place you inside here if I have to put you back in here make note of how much cold water Is in the container discard it and replace it with the same amount of hot water. I don't understand this How is a six-year-old gonna understand this this takes seven days to grow It says place this tray on a sheet of newspaper fill it with 55 millimeters of cold water I did that pour this into a separate larger mixing container Okay, this into a separate container make note of how much cold water is in this container Discard it and replace it with the same amount of hot water add all the crystal powder to the to the hot water I was way too lazy to go downstairs. So I just turned on my bathtub Okay, so I'm mixing all of this into here now, I guess Oh Gatorade level of blue all right got down and they gave me another popsicle stick. Oh, this is a nice quality It's very smooth. Okay. There is no way this is gonna what guys. How is this gonna? How didn't they say in chemistry that depending on the amount of water Your saturation level can only go so high to the point where it can't dissolve anymore I just don't see how this is going to dissolve three minutes guys three minutes Wait, it says do not over stir what then what what what do you want from me? Well, it just stained my finger and I've stirred for three minutes now and guys it's still not dissolved all the way It looks like a whole line of sugar at the bottom. Wait, you're done. I'm gonna go back to you I've stirred as much as I can so I'm just gonna try to not put the crystals in All right, so place the solution back in the tray place the star shaped base in the solution filled tray And then just watch it grow. There's little bubbles happening. All right, it says don't disturb it. Disturbie up I don't really know where else I can move this without disturbing it because it's filled right to the edge So I know if I pick it up, I'll ruin it. What happened here. You done fizzing guys This actually feels and looks like slime as a slime fanatic. I hate it when slime is chunky It's too thick because of borax. So this is a 10 out of 10. Oh, shit. Oh my god. All right. This is messy Okay, it does glow a little bit. Oh my god guys. Look at it. Wait now the fizz is all gone Now I'm just turning back into the stupid slime that I hate now. See it's breaking apart. What no zero out of 10 again That was fake. I thought you would be actual slime not borax slime. That's boring. You're boring borax Maybe I can save it. Maybe if I put some cornstarch in it Let's put more of this fizzy glue mix back in here. Can I fix it? Wait, it's breaking apart in my oh my god. What am I doing? What just happened? I just put the mixture back in it. Oh my god. It's foaming again. What have I done? I'm like washing my hands now What the heck? Okay, I guess the reaction still works I just destroyed the slime in front of my eyes and this is not For youtube anymore. I'm gonna wash my hands zero out of 10. I want to wash my hands now. I can't open the door We'll see what happens with the crystal now. Let's get to the good shit the finale of it all Shit, I need to move this crystal thing. I'm going to see if I can't move it to my desk. Oh my god Oh my god, that could have just ruined my entire floor. All right. We'll discovery. Let me down once again This is a rock tumbler refill Refill no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no say no Say it say it isn't so Please was I thinking did I really think that there would be a tumbler inside of here? Like this was big enough. I bet the actual tumbler was right next to this too We're coming back to this then for another video. What the fuck man? I just want to see the rocks Ah no water betrayed me. I wonder how this tastes like no No, I should No, can I at least have some slime? No No, can I have anything in this world guys? It had key chains. I could have had a key chain I've could have had a ring I guess I'm gonna do that for another video if you guys really want me to do a dedicated video to rock tumbling You let me know You know I don't even want to do the outro because I'm so upset if you guys enjoyed give it a like Leave a comment down below if you want me to do this rock tumbling I will personally destroy you all subscribe from my videos every week turn my notifications Shop our merch site and as always I love you guys Everything is less than three at least this didn't betray me cut the cameras cut the cameras Okay, so I'm gonna start doing an outro song every time because I I think it's boring to just do nothing Frederick is a dumb bitch for getting rocks. He got a refill and not the set