 Do you have secrets? Huh? What are you hiding in there? In that secret little locked box of yours, huh? Is it embarrassing photos from the Christmas party? Ah! I just reset my entire PC and hopefully things are going good. So if the audio's weird, if the video's weird, if anything's weird, don't blame it on me. Blame it on my technology, okay? Blame it on God. If God doesn't want this video to be good, will it be? Today, we are in secret neighbor. Is this a sequel to Hello Neighbor? Is this the full version of Hello Neighbor? Is it DLC? I don't know because I don't follow the game. But I was sent a code and I said, hey, content is content. Is this a multiplayer game? Dude, choose characters. How many different characters we have? Oh, hell yeah. Brave, detective, inventor, leader, scout, neighbor, clown. Dude, I wanna be brave. I've never been brave a day in my life. Counter-strike, baseball, you can fend off flying objects. Hit the neighbor three times with any item. Get the ability to escape while being held by the neighbor. Obviously I wanna do that. Is this, is this like Dead by Daylight? Dead, Dead by Daylight. Death? Death by, Dead by Daylight? Oh, am I about to hear people? Oh no. Oh no, I'm about to hear people, aren't I? I don't know how to play this game. I don't know how to play this game. Senpai, Alec, the duck, mutant. Oh yeah, no, I'm about to hear him. This is about to be some like cod for shit. Yeah, for sure, I know what I'm doing. Hey guys, what's up? I got a, I got a pumpkin. I literally have no fucking clue what I'm doing here. Hey pals, I don't know what's happening. Is the neighbor gonna come by sometime? Who's this? What's this? Close, close, close, open. Wow. Sick. Okay, this says one on it. Is this like an escape room? I'm not super good at them. I fucking have no idea, what even is that? Ew, ew, ew, I don't like the door doing that. 13, 17, okay, it has, there's a timer going on. I'm slowed by the, come? Get out of my way. I'm trying to get through the door. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, the cum is hurting me. Why are you fucking hurting me? Idiot, idiot, get out of here. I hate you. Could anyone, there's no tutorial, there's no anything. I don't know what's happening. What am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to escape? Am I supposed to find out the secrets that lie beyond? Are we even playing the game yet? Is this a lobby? I don't know what's happening. All I know is there's cum on the floor. Where did it come from? Where did it go? Oh, do you hear my wails of sadness? Hello? That kid's got a gun. Sh fuck, what's happening? Help me, help me. Maybe I would know what's happening if I didn't unmute everyone. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh fuck, he's right there. Oh, I have a gear? Guys, this is my brand. I honestly am so confused. I really, I can't make sense of anything happening. What's the deal? Give me the gist. Give me the lowdown. Hold on, hold on, hold on. How to play? Oh, I don't want to watch a fucking video. Oh, well, OK. Let's test the intuitivity of this game. Intuitiveness, intuitivity, intuitiveness. It's not very intuitive. I'll tell you that. Because right now, I don't know what's happening. If I just hopped into this game as I have, I would have no idea what to do. What am I doing? I have no idea what to do. This is the reality that I'm living in. Is this a world that we want to live in? Where you don't know what's going on? All right, I'm gonna see what's up with this clown boy. Clown boy, clown boy. What do you see? I'm gonna follow Alec for a second. He seems to know what's up. Because I, for sure, do not know what is happening. Ow, fucking god. Why are you trying to kill this kid? Oh, it's you. You are the clown. Ah, you were the clown all along, clown boy. That's why he was hitting me before. He was the clown boy. Damn, dude, figure it out. All right, well now, did we get him? I don't want the milk. Power milk? Fucking gross. Get this away. If I could throw the power milk at the door, what happens? I'll keep it for later. I'll keep the power milk. I think it might be good luck. What are we trying to do? There's six minutes left. Ah, I broke my ankles. What do, are we, does he win? If we don't drink the power milk, what? Oh god, I'm gonna have a migraine. My god, da, da, da, da, da, da. Everything hurts and nothing makes sense. Give me a tutorial. For once I want a tutorial. For once I want to know how to play, but I don't want to watch a video about it. That's dumb. Videos are stupid. Why would anyone watch a video? Hello? I've got power milk. Power milk for the power bottom. Where are you? You've disappeared, clown man. Get back here immediately. I want to throw this power milk at you. Is this what the cum was? Oh my god. Oh my god. God, 2020. We're chained. It's not cum anymore. It's not jizz. It's not semen. It's power milk, dude. What do you want me to put in the power milk? Okay, okay, that bit's over. It's gross. Five minutes left to do what? I know, dude. Obviously I have no idea what's going on. I've just been running around for 15 minutes. Clown guy. Clown, clown. Come here. I want to show you. Alec the duck. He knows what's up. Basement door opened. Cool. What does that mean? Hmm. I'm gonna see what happened. Wait, 50 seconds? Does that mean I have 50 seconds to get to the basement? Okay. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. You are disguised as a kid. Catch all the other kids. How do I, how do I act? How do, what do I do? It's the question. Okay, so this dude's here. I got, I have a child. Is that good? I don't understand. Willbo Baggins, tell me what's going on. Okay, I have another child. Willbo Baggins is mine. And I got him. How many kids are left? Who's here? Hello? Maybe upstairs, maybe down. I don't know. I feel like I'm doing a good job. I've got two kids, two children. I've captured them and I've said, I've said, hey, you're coming with me. Hello child, where are you? I've come to take you away. Don't worry, it'll be fine. It'll be just a nice, a nice time, just you and me, me and you. Guys, I've got him. How many of them do I have? One, two, three. So there's two more, there's two more. I suppose I could just wait over here, right? Cause they have to come to the stairs anyway, right? They have to come to the basement in order to get freed. Oh, there's only one more left. One more stinky child, one more. Hello child, what do the crows mean? I just can't figure it out. I've got a pee. Guys, I've got to, I've got to win this game. We've got six minutes left, only one child remains. Stinky boy, stinky boy. I smell you running off somewhere. Neighbor wins, okay. I guess I won, cool. I did it guys, I did it. I got 50 victory. Coins, what can I get for that? I have 160. Well, what if we got us some nice boots? I would love to buy that. Now we have boots. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Look at this, ready? Where are my boots? Ah, good purchase, good purchase. What are the different things to, I don't know. I don't mean to be harsh or anything. I know a lot of hard workers probably put into this game, but I mean, it would probably be helpful to figure out how to actually play. But I feel like that it should be more, a little more intuitive. I'm not qualified to criticize this game because I didn't play it correctly, but I can say that it didn't grab me, although I grabbed some. You know what I'm saying? I was just, shake it, shake it. Okay, I'm going to end this one here. Let me know what you think. Let me know how to play this game and maybe I'll try and play it with some friends. Maybe it will be a little bit better. But thank you so much for watching. Remember, if you see a cloud, a cloud, a cloud, you've got so much hair on it. Do you see a cloud outside? Don't go near it. We'll try and snatch you. Every cloud is bad. All right, good night. What is up my crazy crew?