 Yep, Charlemagne the guy Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Don't even do the intro. Don't even do the intro because you want to get into it. And it's your favorite thing to talk about. And it's a friend of ours. So I know that you're going to be kind. So I know that you're going to be kind and empathetic. Salute to a friend. To the goat. Joe Coy. OK? Joe Coy hosted the Golden Globes. OK, everybody's talking about it as they should. All right, he was a number one trending topic. All right, ratings are through the roof. Did you know that? Ratings are up 50% from last year. Did you know that? Ratings are up 50% from last year. And I don't know what y'all are tripping about, man, because I watched it and I laughed a lot. I thought it was hysterical. Why? Because it was funny. It was fun. Charlamagne, don't do this. Don't do this. Listen. Charlamagne walked into the office today like a kid on Christmas. He was bouncing and jumping. Couldn't wait to send me the message he sent Joe. Listen. He was sending Joe. Can I tell him? Yes, go ahead. He was sending Joe Taylor Swift memes. I did. He said, Taylor Swift memes said, hey, Joe, don't worry about it. Shake it off. Shake it off. I did. I sent him to. I sent him to shake it off one. And I sent him to hate is gone hate, hate. You know what I'm saying? You wanted him. You wanted him. There's nothing Charlamagne loves more than a bomb. He loves with stand-up comedians bomb. Two things. I love a bomb. I do love a bomb. But I love when folks make people uncomfortable. If you ask me, and I told Joe Coytas, if Joe had went in this room and didn't make this Illuminati filled room, right? Uncomfortable. I would have been upset. Yeah. What's going in? Like water yourself down and conform to what they want. Right. If you can't make them laugh, make them uncomfortable. Now, I will say, I feel like the only reason Joe Coytas is getting this kind of backlash is because of Taylor Swift. I didn't see that joke. Let's play it. Yeah. I only saw his opening monologue. Because you have to see it. I think this was an opening monologue. No. It wasn't. No, it wasn't. I saw the whole opening monologue. It wasn't. Really? So you're telling me I didn't see the opening monologue? I do. The fuck did you watch it? She's so happy about it. I thought it was the opening monologue. No, this was not part of the opening monologue. No, I said it was the opening monologue. Yeah. Okay, let's look at the Taylor Swift joke. As you know, we came on after a football double-header. The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL, on the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. I swear, it was just war to go to. Fan-fucking-tastic. The camera work on this joke, when they cut the Taylor Swift, that's the joke. The fact that Taylor Swift looks so livid and upset, that's the first time we've seen Taylor Swift give us real emotion ever. Anytime it's an award show, she wins, she acts all fake surprise, and acts like she can't believe it. You see her at a football game, she's cheering crazy for the other team when they score a touchdown, because she doesn't know that she's supposed to be just cheering for the Chiefs and Travis Kelsey. It's new to her. That is the realest emotion we've ever seen Taylor Swift express ever. What do you think she's expressing in that moment? She's like, how dare you talk about me? I'm the leader of the free world. I'm Taylor motherfucking Christ. Do you know who the fuck I am? And I guarantee you, that look right there, signalling the Swifties. That's simply a drink. That's simply a drink. Get them. She activated them? At Joe Coy. If you ask me, that's what I think the backlash started. It was just off of that. I think that it magnified it, because if you read the critics and what the critics are saying, the critics are saying that the crowd didn't like it and social media didn't like it. I think it's strictly because of the Swifties. Taylor Swift laughs at that joke, changes the whole night. Right. Right. Yeah. You don't think she laughed at the joke because it wasn't a funny joke? Yes. Correct. Yeah. As a comedian, what do you think is wrong with that joke? I think it's a great observation. Yeah, but we're talking about whether it's a great joke or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Joe doesn't think it's a great joke. No. Joe's our guy. We love Joe. We love Joe. And he doesn't think it's a great joke. I think he's reacting to the backlash. I don't feel like there's no way you don't feel like your joke was good. Why would you say it? That's true. I think that he was, listen, he said this already. He was like, we're in a time crunch. We had 10 days to kind of put this stuff together. They come and they give him the offer. He takes up the offer. And like, you know, there's probably going to be some fluff jokes. They're inserted in there. There's a writing team that's going to be pitching him things and he has to decide what's going to work with his voice and how, you know, and maybe decide on that one, but it wasn't maybe the best. It was like, listen, if you're going to go at the goat, you have to really come correct. Or there's another energy. We talked about this on Flagern, but like, there's a whole, the way to win these kind of award shows is you have to not care. And the reality is, and Joe is open about this. I thought it was beautiful. He's like, he really did care. This was so important to him. His mom was so fucking starstruck. Bye. Bye. Joe is open. There's a joke up. No. Come on, yo. Come on, yo. Come on, yo. You got to stop doing that. Now, I'm going to tell y'all community secrets. What? Don't bring your mom and grandma to shows if you're not sure you got that shit. We saw this before. I'm not even going to bring up our guy's name because there's no need to rehash any old trauma. Stop it. Stop it. I'm simply saying this. You're bad. You're bad. I seen some shit one time. We all saw some shit. Stop it, bro. When somebody was getting it, standing to him and they had to let the crowd know, my grandma's here. And that crowd told our guy, man, fuck your grandma, man. Get the fuck, like, what the fuck? You can't do that, bro. I'm glad Joe said that after the fact. The only way you win this shit is by not caring. This is what I'm trying to say. The way you win these moments is by not caring. And the reality is, and Joe was honest about it. It was a big deal for him to be there. He was incredibly excited. He did really care. And he did want to kill in that room. Joe used to kill in front of fucking 10, 15, 20,000 people every single night. That's what he does. Yeah, but that is the squareest, stiffest stick up the boat. That's why the only way you win there is by not caring. Are making it uncomfortable? Like Ricky Gervais does? I'm going to keep going. Okay. Gervais didn't care. That's why he made them uncomfortable. He's going to say the jokes that are going to grow that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he don't give a fuck. If you watch the beginning of the Gervais one, he literally just tells them, guys, I don't need to be here. I don't even want to do this. This is my last year. I'm not going to do this shit after that. They keep on asking me because clearly they don't care. I don't care. They don't care. Or they don't speak English. We're going to do some jokes. It's going to be about you guys. It's okay to laugh. He talks to them like they're children. Yeah, yeah. And they all got to respect them because he's more successful than 99% of them. So, and then he goes and does the jokes and he comes in at them. And when they grown, if you actually compared the amount of laughter between Gervais' set and Joe's set, Joe's probably gets more actual laughter. Oh, I know. I laughed a lot. I don't know what you're saying. You're all tripping. I laughed a lot. What we want? We love. We love. What you're laughing at is how uncomfortable Joe is. What? What? Because they cut to the crowd a lot. Yeah, but when we watched Ricky, we loved how uncomfortable the stars were. I like this too. When they cut to tell us what she looks uncomfortable. No, no, we know you like it. He made the Barbies your favorite. He made the Barbies your favorite. You look at this. Look at this. Joe, don't let him do this to you. No, no, you don't let him do this to you! Stop it. Don't let him do this to you, it's okay. I love that. I love it. Stop it Joe! No. Which one was this? No. This one. This one. This one. They cut to Ryan Gosling and the other girl from Barbie. Play this one. I thought this joke was actually good. Let me hear it. Perfect beauty to bad breath cellulite and flat feet What casting directors called character actor Oh Sin the camera people You're not you're not looking at key They're talking about something like this listen there could be playing different people there could be Asians White people gay people and the camera pans to dude and the dudes like and they goes What I'm trying to say is that we have tons of diversity here. They are gay people They care of pans back to do the dudes like Why did the cameraman go to her for the ugly joke it would know he went to Emma He went to Ryan Gosling and the other girl from Barbie. No, he went to Emma Stone for the care Emma Stone right there one of my most hated people that I You don't even know the jokes Joe Joe Joe missing his motherfucker. You don't need you didn't even watch the monologue He don't even know the jokes. No, I thought the content. I just thought that was Barbie Hold on go back though go back go back I didn't go back you went with your kids. No, I let her go by herself. Go Taylor. Go back to the other video First three seconds. Watch this the wiping of the lips in the old boy Watch my guy watch my guy watch watch Just keep going keep going keep going He goes sell you like Bad breath bad breath flat feet flat feet the cameraman goes. Who do I got who do I got Emma Stone? That's not disrespectful. He should have stayed on the Barbie. Yeah That's what I thought he did. I thought he paying the boy. I thought that was Barbie and Ken I'm not gonna lie. I Nobody knows who that guy that's crazy. You're crazy. I thought that was Barbie The biggest fucking movie all year, you know, damn well Barbie's not ginger. What is Barbie been a ginger? Died her hair. I didn't know I thought she might have died it for the movie. Oh my god It was just all Barbie and then it left Barbie. What else we got? Who's reaction That was this was fan-fucking-tastic listen This is called character actor some I wrote some other people wrote Robert De Niro's here Yo, I got the gig 10 days ago. You want a perfect monologue? Yo shut up And they're the ones you're laughing at look. I laughed at them all Joe Robert De Niro's here. I'm sorry. I'm a fan Shout out Just the kids to make people laugh go back to fucking Zanzibar Staying Zanzibar you're evil. So I laughed. I Just said the kids to make people laugh. No, no All this cringe shit they talking about I didn't get any of that I saw him making a room full of industry plants Uncomfortable that's what you supposed to do when you are comedy rebel like Joe Let's go Joe Coy you are the neo of the fucking golden globes All right, you went in there and you shook up the fucking matrix shout out to Joe Would you ever do this would you ever do the golden gloves golden gloves? I'm not against it, but I would have to do it the way I would want to do it You would have to write a bunch of jokes let them approve it in the garden go wrong I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you right now what I'll do exactly that I would have them write a script and I go, okay, I'm gonna do that and then I would just have a God, I would walk if I was Joe Coy Joe. So you right now Joe Coy would have should have walked out there and said yo Shout out to everybody in here who's on the Epstein list See it's harder than you Listen watch the chain watch the chain cater to the conspiracy theorists online The fact that you only got the gig ten days ago. Yeah, that means somebody else had it somebody dropped out Yeah, who was that person or they were trying to to get somebody who do you think it was Jimmy Kimmel? No, probably and Jimmy what's up with Jimmy? He's still upset. Yeah, Jimmy ain't fucking with you What Jimmy wait, wait, wait, wait, really? Jimmy fucks with you, too. He fucks with you. He says he said he really likes your comedy He got put on your comedy by Matt Damon shout to Matt. That's about the fucking man. Thank you Matt for spreading the work And he said if you don't believe that his uh, you don't believe his mailbox is full of death threats His family was in danger come to his house. He let you see his uh, I believe it I know Matt Damon be putting fucking death threats in his mailbox Listen didn't Jimmy Kimmel have one of the best prank shows. That's a great prank. This is what I told Jimmy I told Jimmy I said be a fan Jimmy disappointed me. I'm heartbroken. I'm a huge fan and to see him act like this It's his heart breaking, bro. Please don't listen to Flager tomorrow, Jimmy So you why you do that Pointed at him. I looked up to him. I admired him. Did you see I didn't see the response acting like a lesbian He's acting like a purple-haired lesbian online. This is what I told Jimmy I said to be a fan of Andrew shows is to know Andrew doesn't take any serious anything So you come back and if you started with jokes, you got to come back with jokes I gotta be ready when the other dude you saw what Aaron Roger says, right? I told him that's how you feel. I told him that he feels like a comedian should always be willing to take jokes But I think what what's being missed here is I don't think what's his name Aaron was joking Yo, did you not see Aaron's response? No, what do you say? Pull it up Taylor? Aaron yeah, look at the Aaron's response. He goes I'm okay to move on and we're all good as long as he knows I didn't say his name was on the list That's how I took it of course because that's what he said the joke was he doesn't want it out not because he's on That's what I said last week on the idiots I felt like I just didn't I felt like Jimmy didn't believe the list was real so this was gonna happen Oh, but oh he told me what they he told me to contact. No, no, I understand the contact Okay, this is gonna happen in two months This is all gonna blow over not even that or a month a week two weeks and Jimmy's gonna look back on this And he's just gonna go fuck man. This is I'm a comedian. I was making fun of a guy He made fun of me. I should just made fun of him again. I'm a comic. This is what we do This is what I would do in any other situation. It's scary when Matt Damon puts fake death threats in your mailbox There's no question. That's gonna be absolutely terrifying all in the list You're on are the list that they're saying you're on even though it's a fake list is a list saying that you fuck Little kids, but that wasn't out. There is no You're making things up. No, but Aaron never said he was on the list. He did I didn't I didn't once I heard back I didn't think so either but here's the thing we live in a society and we can all go look at what happened in DC at that pizza place Don't be all serious. Well, no, sir. No, but would I really all serious you make in front of Joe boys dream to You're an animal What you're doing is dangerous you wash that you say Charlemagne loves this I know you watched if you said you know who's probably laughing at this the most Charlemagne You can I be honest with you I'm shocked it took you this long to send me what you sent him But I couldn't even say hello today. I was like, what's up? Yo, yo, let me show you I said what's up with the go? Fucking koi. Okay, but just with Jimmy. This is cruel. Yeah, Jimmy say now. This is what is this? Reactions at the same time. This is cruel. So pick your Joe Koi reaction. This is cruel Okay, so who is that? Who's that? Is that Quinta Brunson in the red? Oh Okay, I don't know who any of these people are Richard Gairn Julia. That's Indiana Jones in the bottom right That's not Richard Gairn Julia Robbins. Yo, you are racist fucking piece of shit. That is Indiana Jones That's Indiana Jones. Yeah, that's Harrison Ford in Jane Fonda not Meryl Streep But the other white lady that plays all the roles Jane Fonda. No, no, you know her the fuck is her name. I don't know Cruella DeVille Cruella DeVille This is funny. What joke did he say that caused this reaction? Don't stop it. Oh But Jimmy said that he said the context that was missed is that That Aaron Rodgers was suggesting that recent UFO sightings were some kind of conspiracy to distract the country from the Epstein list. Yeah, he was calling Aaron a tinfoil hatter. Yeah, that is that is that is hey, hey great joke Good make the joke make fun of Aaron Rodgers when Aaron Rodgers comes back and makes fun of you use your platform to make fun Of him again, we're comedians here Aaron's not even a comedian and he's getting your panties in a bunch Yeah, I go back to what I said last week I think a lot of times people respond to the reaction of things and not what was actually said being that And said what he said and everybody started running with Jimmy Kimmel is on the Epstein list I think he was responding to that man They had whoopie Goldberg whoopie Goldberg is fucking on the view Responding to this fake-ass Epstein list. What's whoopie? Whoopie Goldberg? They had whoopie on the fake That's a fake Epstein list. There is a fake list and whoopie. I think I don't know whoopie showed it on the view But I they I saw the list online There's a fake list that whoopie was on and she had to explain that she's not on it Yo, what would whoopie be doing at Epstein's out? Oh man Why would she even be there though? I don't know But that's my point. What's your point? My point is the list isn't real But the fact that these people have to go out there and explain it the only reason they have to explain it It's his motherfuckers. It's crazy. The pizza gate shit was real people storm in that place with guns One guy stormed it with a gun He thought he was a hero because he believed this story. I know QAnon is dangerous. That's what I'm saying. So once he went in there and he saw that there was no pedophile ring You know he did Cuz you don't believe it Jesus You just calling all your your boys that you called down to Miami, but you go Anything that we have to know how dangerous shit like this is though It is because people are fucking insane nowadays. So don't make jokes about it Jimmy Kimmel don't make jokes about it. If you scared about the reaction to the jokes don't make jokes about like I Said last week on the pot. We'll be talking about here I said last week on the pod that after I heard also Aaron Rodgers didn't make the joke on fucking Let's put things in context here He didn't make the joke on Alex Jones's show. He made it on ESPS. That's worse. No, Alex Jones show It fits. I would expect conspiracy theory of the fly. My point is you stand on ESPN on Pat McAfee Well, I'm just sitting trying to figure out who fucking won some games this week My point is they both made it on the same network The same network that owns ABC I mean, you know this shit is like It you want to get real conspiratorial? They're both there on it They're trying to boost ratings. Oh, they're both in. Oh, let's get real tenfold hat They're both in on including Matt Damon Matt Damon in that mailbox right now, too Nah, I don't think they I don't think you bring the I don't think you bring your kids into it If you're in on it like I don't think Jimmy would say hey my kids are my family's Stakes like Sam and us like Salmonella I'm not let's see what Jimmy says. Oh, I'm not go to Jimmy's monologue. Um, I'm not listen You know, listen, we're calling us on but not Sam and Ella is crazy Listen nobody wants kids to be hurt nobody wants kids to be involved in any way It's terrifying when that comes to your family. Nobody wants I don't think anybody here wants Jimmy's I don't think Aaron wants Jimmy's family or Jimmy to feel any sort of lack of security at all Jimmy wanted an apology From that I didn't see the monologue from what I heard he ended the monologue by saying if you give me an apology It's a wrap. That's all he wants is an apology And Aaron for a joke we got comedians asking other comedians to apologize for jokes I don't know if it was a joke Jimmy thanks pause Jimmy thinks that Jimmy thinks that like we're being unfair to him No, we're treating you like a collar because you're a comic to us man You're somebody we looked up to when we're growing up. We looked up to you You said Jimmy stinks pause You see this crazy person We're talking about you and he's thinking about Conor I got a tin foil push-eisty mask, but what happened Yo Just tell tell you boy Jimmy this is that he's listening Jimmy your comedian to us, bro So you as a comedian you can't be out here when somebody makes fun of you after you made fun of them calling the cops Saying you want to take him to court and now asking for an apology for a joke We hold you to the standards of a comedian if you were Ryan Seacrest, okay, I get it You're not Ryan Seacrest. You could body Aaron Rodgers. You're nice with jokes You could body him at all heartbeat if that's what we want to see what you on everything But if I thought it's like rap if you saw a rapper What if one rapper said something about another rapper then that other rapper came back and the other one was like I'm taking this to court. How dare you with the rapper said talk to me if the rapper says some shit and says I'm a pedophile. I tried to imply I'm a pedophile or That wasn't racist or some shit like that. I got a fucking nah You're not gonna play with me like that now. You know what I mean, but he didn't say that we know He didn't I mean when I like I said that's what when I go back when I listen to it last week in context I'm like, I don't think Aaron was saying he was on the list I literally was just saying that Jimmy didn't want the list to come out Which is a joke wrong about there. They're being a lit. They're not being a list, which is also just a joke Yeah, he's it's a joke. I mean, I won't say this Jimmy was correct about about about something He was correct that the list that they had been circulating since last year wasn't real It wasn't a real list So therefore the list that came out this week that is a real list that actually exists Which is nothing like we thought because what you say what you say last week that it wasn't it didn't people on list aren't guilty Jimmy I'm sorry. See I'm sorry your friend Matt Damon plays such dirty tricks But this is from never inviting him on your show for how long Matt Damon's never been on Jimmy Kimmel show Now remember they would do that thing where we don't have time from Matt Damon This is the payback. It's a it's a devious joke. I don't know man I just think it is a great time to be a comedian You need to apologize to Joe, sir. I love you need to apologize to Joe. I love Joe Koy Joe I apologize to Jimmy Kimmel. I apologize to Joe. Joe I am so sorry that people can't see the greatness and what you did on that golden globe stage the other night That shit was incredible Okay, the most memorable Award show hosting that we've had in years. What is the last one you can even remember shows? Ricky Gervais in the last one and when was that? 2017 wasn't that the last one? Yeah, I think so. No, it wasn't. Yeah, they had a break. They had a break They did. Mm-hmm. I was the last time Ricky Gervais hosted when that was it They had a break. All right, so top two golden globe host of all time Ricky Gervais Joe Koy. What's up? Do you know why they had a break COVID? No, why? Right of strike. Nope. What after that pedophile pizza shit, they got nervous They were catching on to them. They were catching they rated their pizza spot And then after their pizza spot, they were coming closer. They had to shut it down Let's get low for a while. I'm saying they got low. Did they not? Did they not? It definitely got low everybody got low yo All I know is man shout out to Jimmy Kimmel, bro. I have between Cat Williams. We love you Jimmy But you're still a comedian to us Jimmy So that's a comedian to us. So that's the thing you'll never not be a comedian comedians won comedians Just imagine Eddie Murphy sued someone for making a joke about them So there's nothing it'd be heartbreaking. I'd be like you kidding me There's got to be things that if somebody said about you you wouldn't want to just you wouldn't want to make of course There's there's certain things that would be there'd be hurtful if people made fun of me Of course, but if I started making fun of them and then they responded with that that is the game you play You know if you if you're a battle rapper or something like that and you make fun of somebody and you know that they go there Yeah, he didn't think Aaron went there. That's what he thought. He thought he had an easy target There wasn't gonna punch back and he found out he did it and I bet you let's let's see if he's making more jokes Let's see. Let's see what he said Taylor Then got into Cal on a football scholarship and didn't graduate someone who never spent a minute studying the human body is An expert in the field of immunology. He just put on a he put on a magic helmet and that G made him a genius Good got two a's on his report card. They were both in the word Aaron, okay This a guy who went to community college then me Play play some more to me here came back with jokes. That's good Why was this good like if he never said a single thing Clap back on the show zinger zinger zinger zinger zinger now. What's up to Aaron to come back? I love this is what I love. Oh, this is I'm not gonna lie All this shit feel like the multiverse cuz this is random is fuck Aaron gotta come back with it versus Ether be Aaron gotta come back with the ether be someone give Aaron the ether be How's he's a start fuck Jay-Z. What's up? No, don't start like that Aaron Don't start with the n-word. No, you it's Noah. No, no You don't know about that college football player the white dude always spelled. That's how you for now No, his first name is Noah. His last name is K best word that you can't say Say that name yo, and I can't say that name. You said the slur that starts with K is the best slur You can say what you say. I didn't say that I Tally different yo, when did you become a real Matt Damon pranking me all the guy That's a wild last name real last name. That's his real last name We found the way around the system and you can't say Chris you can have said you Chinese motherfucker Yo, that's funny to write that on paper and then somebody looks at it and be like the kid silent Oh That is so crazy Why can't I say it it's not the words I don't I don't think they don't have to play that's the what is that mean the announcer the now to be saying that shit Oh, this is highlights. Yeah Now go with the announcer saying it Yeah, you know a nigger I Knicker, yeah, yo, you're in our L deal gonna suck son Son we try to sponsor them for flavor that's gonna be our first Yo, yo in our L deal gonna stop. We're gonna spend we're gonna pay you not getting shit from the NIL Nobody paying for that. I'm paying up. I want to wear that Jersey I'm wearing a jersey backwards, you know how many people on rush to get that oh my god Charlotte, I don't think so. Come on. Yo, maybe maybe 15 years ago. Not now by the way industry fucking plan Say again, say industry. What's an industry plan industry know a nigga is the industry. It's not that way Thank you they combine two slurs How you combine two This young man was made in the laboratory I bet you if you do his origin story, you can't even find his origin story You've never seen that last name ever in your life. It's a real last name. It's just anybody with it probably stayed very low He's the first one to step out be like Six to 205 pounds 40 yard dash four nine. Yo, no it changed your last name No Goldberg a fucking fox or something. Yo, that's no don't let him disrespect you like that You'll be proud of your last name. Say it loud. Say it proud drop the case if you white black white white If he was black, this wouldn't be a fucking news story dick Even be a store I Need a star when he's Yeah Yeah, can I say it or not? It's my my last name to say y'all can't he just gotta say no, okay Yeah, no, okay. That's all you do. No, I say no, I'm couldn't know That's wild. No, it can know it couldn't high school star Clears up how to pronounce his name and interview with Robert Griffin the third after going viral. Ain't no fucking way Ain't no he says it right to a black guy Let me hear Spoof life is a fucking spoof The coniga family Went viral so I decided to sit down and get to know the conigas Griffin the third shot to Robert Griffin the third RG three getting down. Let's go. Let's go the RG three I'm gonna click that fucking video. I swear to God the only up to remember when people thought RG three was a calm ball We need a picture. We need a video. I need to hear him pronounce in his name on YouTube Taylor is so crazy. Just do Noah the last name brought RG three interview. I mean, we got to get to the bottom of this Yeah, I just want to hear him say it. This got to be awkward for him, man Like when you think this is awkward for him. It's awkward for everyone else. He's used to his name It's like someone who's cockeyed like it's not weird for Imagine hearing that shit in the airport Imagine hearing that shit in the airport. Give me the fucking laptop Taylor Jesus Christ Taylor So many cockeyed people are so sad right now. No, he's mad cockeyed people are hurt man He looks like a bird in his podcast man. So you just shit on our whole cockeyed community man You know All right, let's hear it. Let's go Sorry, have you guys ever been to Paris? It's a random question, but RG three think he's fucking funny pause it right there. You wanted to get the coniga in Paris joke off Raj RG three everybody want to be a fucking committee. I didn't even see that shit come I can't You can't eat fucking chicken Robert Griffin while you're having this conversation There's no way he's eating a chicken look look look at this shit And then as soon as he bites into the chicken the name pops up. It's no a nigga go back Scroll back Taylor. Look Oh my god. Oh, it's cun. Can I say that? No Yeah, I can say that I don't know. What do you say? No, it's crazy. I'm gonna set you up. Yo life is a spoof. What do you mean? It's a spoof. This shit ain't real no more This is a snl sketch. It's a chappelle. This is fucking king pill. I just don't even make no Why a white white people can't be named the n-word. No, yeah, that's your whole last name. Yo, yo, yo, yo You need it. You need to really open your mind in your heart. So if we have slave masters last name Did the slave Fuck one of his ancestors. Yeah, they're their ancestors of white slaves and they took the They took the last name of the slave that fucked their great great great grandmother Yes, but but they were called the cracker and So they made it short They were called cracker the white slaves were called cracker. Taylor. Give me some bills to pay. No No, these fucking cuneggers, man. Yo, don't put the er on it. That's not even the name Oh Jesus christ, what about naysayers? You heard of that one? naysayers Shut up No, the guy the guy's brand was lank or something like that. What was it? Uh Let a naysayer. Yeah, let a naysayer. No. Yeah, let a naysayer So now motherfuckers going out and calling it saying naysayer and said the n-word Yo, isn't that crazy? Can I say that? How many words can I not say? You can say naysayer. You can say naysayer You can say naysayer, but I can't say like you can't say canaysayer I'm not going to say canaysayer. No, don't say canaysayer But I'm not going to say naysayer in any kind of bad situation They've been saying that you've been saying the n-word on this podcast for at least seven years me Yes, I've never said they be they be chopping and screwing bits and pieces. He said it right here I have never said Andrew likes to say it when it's fits a laughter. No, you can't really hear You just sneak it in like an ad lib Going as mad laughter and just be like a nigga That would be a great time to do it, but I'm not going to do it. I'm a naysayer. 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You're sleeping better. Everything has improved. You're welcome head to factor meals dot com Slash idiots 50 and use the code idiots 50 to get 50 off That's code idiots 50 at factor meals dot com slash idiots 50 to get 50 off now Let's get back to the show. Hey, yo, let's do some church announcements. Let's go Also, joe koi stop apologizing Joe happens because I just saw a new york daily news article He's like joe koi defend himself after Taylor Swift's icy response to go don't want comedians to apologize I don't need him to apologize for that. He did his job. He made a room full of industry Illuminati folks feel uncomfortable. He made me laugh I don't care about everybody else. I enjoyed it. What's the church announcement shows? Yo, the life tour, man Yeah, the life tour we added show. I'm coming to boston this week and we'll be there friday saturday We added a third show. Uh, we've also added second show in phoenix. We've added a fourth show in san francisco um We've got austin texas on there as well plenty other cities We've added a bunch of shows go to the interest shows dot com for those new dates Thank you guys so much for coming out to these shows. Man, chicago is crazy I love y'all appreciate y'all the life tour is back on american soil the american tour has begun Uh, go get my god doug melville's book invisible generals is out everywhere. You buy books right now Go check out broke down profits and unleash for love on audible right now That's for me and kevin hart's company sbh productions Uh, yeah, man, and uh, oh listen, we just added We just partnered with a new a new podcast for the black effect podcast Let's go and it's somebody who believe it or not a long time ago used to listen to the brilliant idiots Uh, i'm sure she doesn't as much anymore Okay, but she is a great human. I think she is a generational once in a generation cultural shifting spiritual leader Uh, the woman evolved podcast from sarah jake roberts is now on the black effect i heart radio podcast network What's her name sarah jakes roberts That's bishops td jakes daughter. She's one of the most phenomenal out of here one of the most phenomenal speakers Phenomenal passes like her sermon that she just put out this past sunday called stay in your lane incredible Are women are allowed to be pastors? Yeah, okay. Yeah, absolutely not that crazy. I didn't know what that was that crazy Absolutely salute to the whole jakes family man. Is that a crazy thing to ask? How many female pastors do you know of? That's not a crazy thing to ask I mean, why wouldn't it because the religion oftentimes absolutely Slew to her slew to her husband torrey slew to the bishop man. I call him the first family of faith, man But you can now listen shout out to tdj woman evolved podcast on the black effect i heart radio podcast work Um, what's the podcast about? It's called woman evolved me to think about like about sarah jake roberts is that she is a spiritual leader But she doesn't just talk about spirituality. You know what I mean? Like she's a mother You know, um, she she she had a child, you know, she was a teen mother Actually, so imagine that imagine being a teen mother You know for for a pastor not just a pastor that one of the most famous pastors in the world You know and she also is really really big on mental health and the way that she It's the intersectionality that she does between mental health and spirituality that I just find does she work on the stigma? Very fascinating Eradicating the stigma. Yeah. Yeah 100% Jesus though. But with what though with you trying to set me up. Damn it Let's lose the star jakes make sure you listen to the uh woman evolved podcast on the black effect i heart rate woman of all Woman evolved woman evolve. Yeah and working on removing the stigma Hey I'm not even listening to you listen to what listen. Listen to what jonathan mages Is jonathan mages back? I don't think he ever left. I think that um, I mean you definitely got kicked out poor guys stuff I think that if the fake death threats of the jimmy kimmel's mailbox now This is a crazy. That's what he's fucking doing this guy who would make some wild shit like this. This is insane So like do you see this? He made that this is a mlk day party flyer. It's so weird. It's on your instagram. Did you make it? What why would I mean? I did ask people what I said on breakfast club was for your mlk day party flyers this year Instead of using mlk use jonathan mages. Why? Because wasn't he convicted of all his women to be caretas? But he was convicted of assaulting a woman It was a misdemeanor and it was not an assault and that's what we have to start saying And this is what I don't like about this situation. He had two he had the two biggest charges dropped What was the one he got charged with he got he based they basically charged him for snatching his phone back from the woman And putting her back in the car. It was a lesser assault It was a misdemeanor still an assault, but he didn't punch her in the head like she said He didn't twist her arm. You know what I mean? He didn't break her finger Like like that's what he was accused of That's a good man. That's a good man misdemeanor assault and harassment. Yeah, that's the word a misdemeanor No, I'm not saying it's big. I'm just saying it is an assault. You say that it's not an assault Is y'all flipping it's when yeah All I'm saying working By the way The biggest charge he's the main thing he got thrown out What was the biggest one? Uh, let's say punching her in the ear or punching her in the head twisting her arm punch her in the ear I'm punching her in the head busting her ear twisting her arm something like that got thrown out because she's a lying Oh my god What he did say one thing in that video that she should go to jail for that One thing he said on good morning america. He was like a he said reverse it He said if it was a white woman running down the street, that's what he said He said it that exactly he he was like he said y'all flipping reverse it He said if he said if if that was a woman If that was a white woman running down the street with a black man chasing after her he got shot If it was a white woman running down the street with a black man chasing after her like that. Bye. Bye judge judy What did judge judy say just judy said how come they didn't shoot that guy who jumped over that desk Yo, judy don't play games. You don't play. She don't play games though. That bailiff was sleeping Should have put two in his side. You know, you know, it disappoints me about that video the most man That was a 30 year old guy. There could have been a professional wrestler top. No, fuck wrestling. Yo, yo Showed he's top five greatest athletes ever Yo, you you know what think about where he was at The courtroom Jump over his table defense anywhere. He had to shake bailiffs They he had the speed and the elusiveness to get away from the bailiffs and then jump from the floor Over the desk with no help. He didn't grab the desk and leap over it. He just scaled it and then Started throwing blows. Yeah Last time I saw athleticism like that Other than job moran with the guy cat Williams with the 440 Dude in alabama who jumped in the river Swam across the river climbed up and still had energy to fight. Yep. That's some great athleticism. Yo Nick Saban dion sand is y'all recruiting the wrong people. How old is he? Can he play in the 30? So when he gets out, when will he get out? He got four years now And that's not even for what he did to the judge. That was just another charge So what is he gonna get for the judge? Oh, they're gonna put him under the judge He's going because they already said they're not even gonna let her handle the case. It's gotta be a whole other judge Oh, I could definitely get him off for that. That'd be easy. No, I thought someone was trying to shoot the judge Mm. So how do you explain when you when he started swinging on him? Yeah to protect her head She wasn't listening So I had to subdue her to get her head to be more protected Get your head down get your head down so that that person doesn't shoot you someone was trying to shoot the judge I jumped jimmy fly snooker. You definitely that was jimmy fly snooker. Boom All the bullets punched her head down so that she could be safe. Is she dead now? No I think that that makes perfect sense. Also shout out that flyer salute to that athlete, man That that I've never I have not seen that type of athleticism. We don't salute those things. We don't salute athleticism We don't salute those things with athleticism. Yo, bro. I'm just saluting the fact that that's such wasted potential Yes, bro. He's turned to a life of crime. You're making a joke that's kind of fucked up right now And you could be receiving some mail about it And you you might You're making a joke that's making light of something that's pretty serious. I'm not you might get some fucking mail And you get somebody I have to apologize making light of how a society fails people I hope you get sued by that judge, yo I hope that judge soothes your ass. I am making you making jokes. I'm not even making light I'm making bringing awareness to the fact that society failed this man. This man could have been about three different type of athletes A boxer a luchador a football player I'm saying Like like we The fuck is that Taylor? What is that with your illuminati chimes? Taylor. Taylor. What's going on? Yeah Can I talk to y'all about something? Can you can you please you've seen the video a thousand times? I want to talk to y'all about Pretty ho sepher But it's not it's wrong Yes, he should have got shot and the fact that he has mad domestic violence charges and like you still Proving people you're proving that you're clearly trying to get one more off Yeah, that's what i'm saying like she denied your probation and she was absolutely right for denying your probation I need to get one more Now his sister does say he deals with mental health issues So I hope he gets some type of mental health treatment while he's in prison But that don't mean you shouldn't go to prison You know what I mean, especially if you have a history of domestic violence And then you just attack the woman in court for everybody to see Look how many guards around him now. Yeah, now he's not going anywhere I want to share something with y'all just because please share because my man's gonna get I gotta get it out of here. I gotta get out. I mean, I don't have to get out of here. I have to get this out of me Me and chris talked about it chris's chris's shit is wory worst in mind by the way But I went for a vasectomy consultation, right? Oh my god, child man I go for the vasectomy consultation. Do y'all know what a vasectomy is everybody know what a vasectomy is when they cut your cable They cut your what you cut your cable Everybody's screaming So they cut your fucking cable, right? So I go for the vasectomy. I go for the vasectomy consultation I've never been to this doctor before the doctor got recommended to me by somebody Because you know the person that recommended me to it their husband had went to get a vasectomy to so they recommended So i'm sitting in the doctor's office, man Don't do it. The doctor swings the door open Naked like He's joe coy walking out of the golden globes like I mean you're confident like He's just like yo the karma you're gonna have is crazy I'm talking about the level of confidence that he had go on yo, so he walks. He's like yo What's up? He's white guy. Oh white guy. He goes i'm here And he goes you're here for a vasectomy consultation So he's talking to me about the vasectomy consultation. He's writing it down. He's you know showing draw me balls in the penis The legs and showing me what things he had cut and he's like, okay, you gotta drop your pants I'm like drop your pants. I'm like, I didn't know that was part of the consultation, but okay All right, so I dropped my pants and he's going. All right. Nice. Nice. Nice. You touched your cock Well, he's touching my legs. He's touching here in this area. So he's like nice What's the fuck because he was saying there's something about the where you got to cut and whatever whatever Bro, you trust it bro. Listen, this is why i'm telling this story. He don't even work there because Listen, hit my thing This is why i'm telling this story because if you think jimmy kimmel Is playing in the lawsuit against air and rogers if this motherfucker did some shit to me. I had no business doing I'm suing so anyway, he tacked me on the legs and shit like that, right? He's like you're good. You're good. You're good. So then he tells me about the shit and then he goes You need a prostate exam I'm like a prostate exam I'm like, why do I need a prostate exam? He's like if you ever had a prostate exam And i'm like, no, I said I had to call the doctor and he said two different things And he's like, you know, you can get your blood tested something called a psa or something But he was like, you know the the prostate exam the actual Is better than you know the psa And i'm like, what does one have to do with the author like i'm here I was here for a vasectomy consultation He was like, i'm just saying if he's like you're 45 years old you probably need a prostate exam now My eyes quickly scanner. Oh, no Why was there already a thing of ky just sitting on the guy? I mean a big ass Being a fucking ky just sitting on the goddamn The desk already, right? So i'm like Hold on man. So i'm grabbing my phone and he kind of like Tries to stop me from getting on my phone and i'm like, no, I need to like call some people and ask if this is like You know normal procedure So i'm googling like prostate exam And they like, you know, if you get it it lasts like three or four seconds some shit like that and i'm like Trying to google like prostate exam vasectomy to see what they so i'm keep asking them What does one have to do with the other and he said they don't I'm just a urologist and this is what urologists do So i'm telling you that you're 45. You've never had a prostate exam The prostate isn't part of urology. It's part of proctology Is that true chris? Yes Chris My story involves your urologist too, so i think it is Yeah, that's what these urologists do Chris's shit is worse. Chris's shit is right Yeah, i know Listen, so listen I mean yours is sounding No, it's not. Because i gave Chris in But You did it So listen, right? Here's the doctor. The doctor goes to me. I'm surrounded by fucking rainbows I'm done with this shit When i asked the doctor, how long does it take the doctor literally goes Two seconds You guys are fucking crazy. So i go, what do i got to do? He shows me he's like you just got a bend over This table like this white guy black guy white guy. Oh my god. So i'm like bend over the table like this Come on. I'll take a deep breath. I'm like, all right, man. Fuck it Come on Let's do it. My man got risen into a bus That's crazy That's one of the craziest things i've ever heard When i say it is doctor put these gloves on so fast I didn't even see him put the gloves on. I just saw him fucking reach and next thing i know he was like I'm like, what the fuck is going on? So he looms the shit up. No, and i'm and he's talking to me I'm like, yo bro, don't fuck. I'm telling like don't talk to me Like let's just just there's nothing to talk about. Why are we talking and as i'm saying that he's Wow Shit yourself come You bit the pillow I heard in my head You ain't getting nothing out of he wanted he wanted it. Yo, let me tell you the funniest shit though He does this shit to me and then when the shit is over He had the nerve After i cool p to have people come take pictures with me Because there was people in the office. Yo, he did it to flex to his practice workers Take pictures with me. He told us his workers like yo shaw, i mean the god's coming. He was yo I bet i bet i could butt fuck him He said i bet i could get my finger in his ass. Yo, he took bets with his workers If he could finger fuck you and he won and my prostate is fine But you know what the worst part about that shit is yo, what the worst part about that shit is i felt so violated That i called my wife as i was leaving and she didn't pick up the phone and i got so upset She didn't pick up the phone because i needed somebody to talk to and when she finally called me back I was so upset. She didn't pick up the phone. I just talked to you when i get home I can't even talk to you about what happened to me just now and so when i finally do get home And tell her do you know what the fuck she said to me? What did he go past the knuckles? I'm like, you know what nobody in this fucking house takes anything Damn Seriously Oh Did he do the fucking urology the whole point that you went there? There was a consultation science Why imagine anything happening during the consultation Imagine going to see if you need glasses and the doctor's like, yo, by the way, can I stick my thumb in your ass? Well, that's what happened according to him. My prostate is fine. How would he know? He's I That's a different doctor man Oh Chris Chris share your story Chris the opposite Chris share your story. All right. Chris tells what happened to you share your story before i do This is the statesman y'all He told that whole shit. He told that whole shit Just so Chris could tell his way worse story. Yo, you gotta set up. All right. Go Chris. Go All right, uh, I also want to see your urologist. Uh, I have a slight hernia, right? So I wanted to have the guy check it out He diagnosed it with the hernia and then he gave me the same rap While you're here, you know, I want to check out your prostate. I've had it done before so I knew what was coming The difference was right When he came to the room he had an intern with him and he was like, hey Forget the guy's name. He's just gonna Shadow me and he's here to learn everything It's worse than that so So i'm like, yeah, it's fine. No problem. So it goes, you know, take your pants down lean over the table and He goes in Give us me the exam with his finger and as he's in there. I feel another finger I Kind of like Ain't no way you got double pen strength No Ain't no way you got double pen strength. No, that's great. I'll bring the me to industry We're gonna bring the me to industry to urologist Ain't no way you got double pen strength Not Yo, oh my no, no, no, no, I feel another finger kind of like resting right mean like Waiting Yo, what the fuck is going on? So the doctor pulls No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the doctor is in The doctor's shoes Right checks everything Out and immediately the second he's out the other finger Goes in from the intern. They don't ask They didn't set it up And this guy hadn't done his fingernails Because he's new so i'm like, whoa You can't make the noise doing a fucking prostate exam. That is what is gay It's worse than not make the noise. No, man. No, you gotta make the noise here. Hold on It's worse than not make the noise because if you make the noise, I did it now. I didn't make the noise in the room I was trying to stay Otherwise it's like you've been there Taylor you just knocked charlemagne's camera Anyway I don't know. I mean to me that's something that you might want to mention Before it happens. So what did you say something to my man with the fucking claws that was in? I didn't say anything. I was stunned. I didn't know what the fuck was going on And you know for a fact the other dude put his finger in your ass I have to win a rubber no rubber Rubber rubber glove. No consent though. No consent. No consent. We're bringing the min-two movement Min-two movement is coming to the urology field One of the craziest things I've ever heard about in my entire life Finger train No, double penetration Don't put double penetration on me. No, that's a trade. Yeah, the dp. That was a trade. What you mean? He had a wild man, it's hard. I had being a man. Listen. Listen all jokes aside gentlemen get your prostate checked Not now not now anybody's gonna go Or a story they just ran through you What what Taylor? We don't want it. We know at a time like this with men are being We don't want to hit. We don't make jokes. We don't want to hit it I genuinely feel like you're gonna make jokes. I have a question though They're just checking the price prostate to just make sure it has nothing to do with your penis at all No, the prostate is for cancer Yeah But if you already did you recently get it done? That was a colonoscopy. That's something else Colonoscopy and probably two different things. You never got it done. I got a colonoscopy I know you never got a prostate. No, I never got prostate. Oh, but you have But when He got in a week before this happened. He liked Yeah, we just went the week before Uh, because I got kidney stones. So I had the last time kidney stones. Maybe two years ago Yeah, all right man, we got any more ads yo Huh Telling nobody to hear you what you say Yo, you want to make jokes about What you're doing I don't have a joke They're being vulnerable. You would not like this. These guys are in the prostitutes office. I have a question about it though. Do you have to get a check every year now? I have no idea. Oh, you're going to get checked every three weeks after that experience? He didn't. You know what? Usually when I did the colonoscopy, they told me, you good for 10 years. This motherfucker ain't telling me shit. He want you back, bro. He just told me I was good. He said, oh, you good. How do you agree during the consultation though? It was crazy. Also, why did you sell it? Like, isn't he supposed to go on you? Why did he say, OK, now sit down and then you sat on it? No, I've bent over. I'll be honest with you, I ain't been farting right since that shit happened. I can feel that shit like that. I've been feeling that shit since that shit happened, yo. I don't know how your motherfucker's taking it in the ass. I'll be honest with you. I got a new respect for bottoms, yo. I'm not even going to lie to you. I've always had a respect for bottoms because I only imagined it. But yo, if that's what y'all did, if y'all are here taking whole dicks, yo, man, you a better man than me. Because you took a whole finger, right? A whole finger and could not do it. Which? Well, you did do it. No. You didn't even win. You didn't even win. Bro, three seconds, bro. There's no, I couldn't do it. Do they move it around like they finger it? Yo, chill out. Yo, chill out. Why do you make it fun to stuff like that? Tell me a lie. You're a bully, yo. That's for no reason. I'm asking you, but I don't know. Look, I'm asking you because, look, when we go to garden colleges. That's really fucked up. At least they don't put shit in you. That's really fucked up. They did put stuff in them. Oh, well, they put in you. They're dick. You don't realize what happened? These guys got buffed up at the doctor's office. Why don't you realize it? What went down? Chris got double buffed up, and Charlie got one buffer, and they tried to convince themselves it was a finger that went inside him, when they know it was a whole thing. It was a pencil-dink, man. Lord Jesus. You had your ass tailed, man. I'm sick and tired of you, Taylor. I'm sick and tired of you bullying these guys. I think getting finger-fucked in the butt might be, like, wild and getting a dickie back there. No, it's actually cheap. All right, go, go, go. I'll go with you on this one. No, you're just a wild boy. If you just get fingered in your butt, because you know how it when you was just like that. Think about how when you was young, your man would come to you and be like, yo, I just finger the girl, let you smell it. Hold on. Like, you imagine fingering somebody in the butt. The only reason it's more gay is because nobody is getting any pleasure out of it. The guy getting fingered ain't feeling good. And the guy doing the finger and ain't feeling good. No, the problem is he didn't. The gays made that up so they could finger straight up. No, the problem is it wasn't a thumb. He used an index finger. That's the problem. Why are you talking about, you'll stop talking about men's vulnerabilities? 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All right, let's do some asking idiots, man. Let's do some asking idiots, too. Let's see what we got, what we got, what we got, what we got. Taylor? I'm the same. Taylor, can we do asking idiots, Taylor? Yes. Can we do asking idiots? Ooh, these are some good ones. Alfred X Leon says, what y'all think about the alien in Miami? What I thought about the alien in Miami is it is really over for society. And the reason it's really over for society is because nobody truly cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining, man. And everybody cares about feelings over facts because immediately when I saw that story, the first thing I said to myself, so you mean to tell me, it's an 8 foot, 10 foot tall alien walking around the mall in Miami. And you motherfuckers that put everything on your smartphones, nobody got any video of it. The only video we got is a fucking aerial shot from a fucking helicopter. Come on, y'all. Like, come the fuck on, man. Come on, y'all. And I've been watching this video a million times. I still don't know what the fuck that is. It's just a person. Come on, y'all. It's an aerial shot. It's a person walking. Come on, y'all. That's it. It's probably a cop. Come on, y'all. Like, what are we talking about here? This is ridiculous. And they were talking about. They're trying to say that they were doing this to distract from the Ebsi and drop. What type of fucking lunatic would suggest a thing like that? What type of fucking lunatic would do that? Aaron Rodgers. What would be? And what's crazy is people would say, so why was it so many police cars then? If there is reports of a fight and potential act of shooting, duh, like, what the fuck are you talking about, man? Obviously, also if there's reports of aliens or if there's reports of a list of powerful people having sex with children, you know some shit is going to get dusted up. Yo, if you are a person that sees a 8 foot, 10 foot, tall alien, and I even tried to look at it from another perspective, what would make you not pull out your phone and record? Oh, I'm recording. I'm recording. It's not even a question. Somebody is going to record. Like, y'all risk it all for less on your TikToks and your Snapchats and your Instagram lives. Somebody would have went live with something. So knock it the fuck off. I believe in aliens wholeheartedly. Y'all know I believe in extraterrestrials, but that shit in Miami was not one at all. But y'all don't give a fuck because nobody cares about the truth and the lies and the lie. Y'all going to believe what y'all want to believe. Why do they believe that? I really don't know why. Maybe we want to. Maybe boredom is kicked in. Maybe we want a justification for this life, for our existence, for. They keep talking about it, though, so I'm just trying to. What Taylor said is exactly it. We live in a society now. Don't get me wrong. We've always spoken about it amongst your closed circles, but then when you get online and you realize that it's a whole bunch of people that believe this, it's just a bunch of people that want to be proven right. And I promise y'all, I promise all you extraterrestrial believers, you will be proven right at some point in our lifetime. Guarantee it. Do you think that we'll find aliens some point in our lifetime? It's not about finding. I believe that they already know about aliens. I believe that they're in cunt. We're aliens to somebody. That's what we need to be asking. Do aliens believe in us? Why the fuck does she turn to the vote of the votes audience? Don't do me like that, y'all. Jump out of the vote. All right? I'm just saying. Maybe you're just trying to get probed again. Maybe that's why you want them aliens to come so bad because you're so much fun at the urologist and you're like, yo, can y'all run that shit back out? What if he was an alien? Say what? What if that urologist was an alien? What's his name? What was his name? Yeah, what's his name? Edward Thomas. He told me he'd call him ET for short. And he hit me with his finger with a glove. So I think, Al, you want some? I think we got the answer. I think we got the answer right now. Love Azor. Oh, this is a fantastic question. Why is comedy so segregated? Ooh, that's a great question. So I think a lot of times, like anything, comedy is a reflection of experience and like, relatability. So you speaking about your life and the things you've gone through, you know, might not be as relatable to someone else between genders, between races, between religions, et cetera. So that's one thing. Like, for example, if you're a Black dude from the South, the things that you're going through are probably going to be more relatable from people who are from the South than, like, San North. So that is true. That being said, I think there's a lot more people that cross over than you think. Cat Williams being one of them. I think Cat Williams, he might be perceived as this like, oh, he's a Black comic or he's a, you know, a hustle, it's pimpin' comic, whatever. But White people love Cat Williams. Like every White dude I know has watched every one of Cat Williams specials. He was absolutely massive within the White community. So maybe it's not reflected as much on his shows, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't have a huge fan base amongst White people. So sometimes it looks more segregated because of the audience at the show, but the reality is, is a lot of people are watching at home or online. I think. That's interesting, because I mean, I even think about somebody like Dave Chappelle early on. Dave Chappelle didn't necessarily have a Black audience. You know what I'm saying? Like when Dave Chappelle dropped Killing Me Softly, it was more so like college kids, White people, like, you know, really, really White college kids, it felt like. I don't feel like Dave, I don't feel like people really got on to Dave and his style of comedy and tell Chappelle's show. And even that was huge within White community. Absolutely. What's the weed movie was huge? Half-baked. Half-baked, White people love half-baked. So. I think as long as you got universal themes, people will fuck with you. Also as long as you're authentic, like there wasn't much that was relatable to about Bernie Mack to me growing up, but I was so obsessed with him as a comedian. I was like, this is the funniest human being I've ever seen in my entire life. And it was like, he was just so, what it seemed like so authentically him and undeniably hilarious that I just grabbed with it. Funny is funny. Funny is funny. Funny is funny. Larry David is the most unrelatable person to most human beings in terms of who he is. He's a 75-year-old Jewish guy. He watched Kirby Enthusiastic and cried last night. Every one of us relates to him. So there is some humanity, not to be too corny about it, but there is a humanity that we all relate to, a human experience we all relate to in the comics that can tap into that. I think get us all. Yeah, that's why I think you gotta be funny first, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, and that goes for it, not just people that are on stage doing stand-up, but even when you're trying to create comedies, I think that, you know, we lived through this woke era, which I think we all saw didn't translate to the best content because a lot of these people would do it through the lens of whatever their identity was, right, or whatever their sexuality was, whatever their agenda was, whatever their race was. What is it? Fucking funny. Yep, simple as that. Gotta be funny first, man. And I think the same goes for movies. Remember, we were speaking about it in Flakert. Oh yeah. Movies that are just like black movies made for black people and only black people consuming. And then there's movies that it could still have a whole black cast, but it's just a movie. It's not a black movie. Like a lot of... Like Friday. Black Panther is not a black movie. Black Panther is just a Marvel movie. They got black... I mean, I don't count superheroes, though. But like... I get what you're saying, but I don't count superheroes. Key and Peel, what's it called? The Jordan Peel movies. Yeah. To me, they're not black movies, they just have black people in them. Absolutely. What's it called? Denzel Washington movies. My over-index with black characters, but that doesn't mean they're black movies. I get what you're saying. I think the same goes for comedy. Yeah. By the way, most of those black movies slap because they just got universal themes. You know what I mean? You just gotta get past it. Like Dead Presidents. You can watch Dead Presidents right now. And even though it's an all-black cast, black, I think director, writer, it still is a great movie about Bank Heist. 100%. You know what I mean? So that's the thing. It's not just about a black thing or a Mexican thing. Yeah, right. If it's good, it's good. The wire. I love Sopranos. Well, there are certain black movies that don't necessarily have black people in them, though. What audience? Any movie where an animal is bigger than it's supposed to be. Look at me. Explain. The Meg. The Meg 2. Why is that a black movie? Actually, that's a black movie. That is a black genre of film. What? Anaconda or whatever it is. Are you talking about our penis size? Exactly. What the? The alligator movie. Any movie where the animal is bigger than it's supposed to be. Black movie. No way. I don't think black people go to these movies. Exactly. Don't take that from the Asians. Black movie. Oh, I see what you said. You like that kind of stuff. You love when the animals are bigger than they're supposed to be. That's your favorite thing. If they're movie, I promise you if you go to, black people love Jurassic Park. But no, no, no, no. Jurassic Park is the size they're supposed to be. If the dinosaurs end up being 100 times bigger than they were supposed to be, then the black people love the movie. And they'll be, just go to opening weekend of any movie where the animals are bigger than they're supposed to be. I'm almost positive about this. I'm almost positive it was a comedy. Reggie Conquest who was saying this at the back table and he was saying something about this. So I want to make sure that he gets the credit. I'm pretty sure it was Reggie. But yeah. I tend to hate those movies to be honest with you. Yeah, but you're like, you like to hate what everybody likes. So that's how you prove it even more that that's what black people love. Listen, Big Mama's house. Animal that's bigger than- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's black men in dresses. Okay, we support black men in dresses. If the animal- We support all black men in dresses. If the animal is bigger than it's supposed to be, y'all fuck with it. Name one movie where the animal's bigger than it's supposed to be and y'all don't fuck with it. Godzilla. I do want to ask this question. Godzilla ain't based on a real animal. It gotta be based on a real animal. It's just a lizard. Anaconda. Is it called anaconda? Yeah. Did y'all watch that? Let me ask this question. That's what I'm talking about. Let me ask this question. Just prove me wrong once. Why? I don't cool J. That's it? Isn't that anaconda? Is that anaconda? God damn it. It's not like you just got a fucking- He tried to hit it on track. Jesus Christ. No, it looks like it wasn't Jaws or something like that. Jaws, black people love Jaws. Let me ask you a question. Black people love Jaws. I do black comics in dresses cause more of an uproar than white comics in dresses because all the white comics do it too. Here's the thing. The putting someone in a dress is just a play off of masculinity. The more masculine somebody seems, the quote unquote funnier, it's like the easiest version of funny. It's the most low hanging fruit. The funnier it is if they're dressed as a woman, right? This is just comedic just position. Black men are seen as more masculine. You could call that an ingrained racism or whatever you want but they are perceived by white audiences and white people probably as more hyper masculine. So then being in a dress to them, to like these white directors and shit are probably like, oh, this is really funny. These super masculine guys are in a dress. That's so hilarious, right? The most low hanging fruit joke. But you know who else they're gonna try to put in a dress? I bet every time they're trying to put the rock in a dress, I guess he's black. Sure, but again, any big macho guy, they're trying to put in a dress because they're like, oh, this is funny because you're doing this thing you shouldn't be doing. I just always think about that because I remember growing up and you would see Martin, Playsha, Nene, you would see Jamie Foxx play Wanda or even they're not dressed up as women, men on film, Damon and David Allen Graham pretending to be gay. It was just funny. You never thought about it being anything else. Robin Williams doing Miss Doubtfire. Not everything is, that's the thing, not everything is how can we hold down the black people and be racist. A lot of, let me tell you, a lot of black women feel a type of way that, well, I shouldn't say a lot. We talk back, hosts, Tam Bam and AJ, they don't really appreciate that. Well, how do they feel about, I understand it, but how do they feel about the white actors who do it too? Like we're acting like white actors don't do this. All actors do it. It's the easiest version of humor. It's just how do I make, how can I get a laugh without doing much? I'll put a masculine person in a very feminine outfit, laugh. Like Miss Doubtfire is one of the best movies you've ever seen in your fucking life. Hilarious. Robin Williams, God bless the dead. You know what I mean? Hilarious. And he's gonna have dressed the whole movie. Tootsie. Tootsie was wild. Tootsie was prostate. Tootsie was a prostate exam, yeah. I can't lie. You remember Tootsie? But even, it's such a difference. Chris Rock, right? No, Chris Rock wasn't in Tootsie, but it was Wesley Snipes. Oh, doesn't happen? Oh, what's the one with Wesley Snipes and Ving Reims and all that when they were dressed? No, Julie Numar. Something Julie Numar. Yeah, it's John Leguizamo. Oh, I thought I was thinking of Wu. Oh, yeah. I don't know if that's it. I'm just saying. No, Wu is. It is Wu, right? Is it Ving Reims and Wu? Yeah, yeah. No, okay. Probably Miss Doubtfire. What else we got, Taylor? Let's grow it out. Let's see what else we got, man. Let's pick some good ones, grow it out. We only always go for the top. Let's go to the bottom. Scroll down, Taylor. This guy. You see, I'm pressing it. You clearly enjoyed it. You clearly enjoyed it. Bro, look at this scene, Taylor. Can you shave it? Let's see what we got. No, I didn't know. I wasn't expecting it. So you had ass hair and everything? Yeah, ass hair, bro. You know, when he took that glove off, I was like, holy shit. Would it look like a brillo? It's crazy. It wasn't crazy. It was just a little brown at the tip. And he had on blue gloves. So it's a wild color contrast. Let's just grow it up, Taylor. Go on. Yeah, you're just... Taylor, scroll up. I'm scrolling up. Has Andrew had, okay, Odin Nataro says, has Andrew had any jokes stolen by other comedians? How did it feel after learning of the, I guess that's theft? The theft, whatever like that? This is what I say. I don't assume theft. If I see something similar, I don't assume theft. I think that's one thing that internet showed us, is that there are people capable of having the same ideas or similar ideas. So my assumption first is not theft, especially if it's like a hot take on a popular topic. Like if we're talking about Biden, you know what I mean? Like, okay, it's possible that I came up with this connection and maybe somebody else did. If it was something like deeply personal, then there's probably less of a chance. But even then, I don't jump to the conclusion that like, oh, the only person on this planet that could have thought of this idea is me. I'm so great. I'm such a fucking genius. Nobody's a genius like me that they could ever come think of it. That's how I tend to go about things. Now, if it's something that keeps on happening with the same person, a bunch of other people, maybe that's a different scenario. I haven't had that happen to me yet. But I try not to immediately assume that someone is snatching something. I get it. I get it. What about you? I'm not a comedian. But like, you think anybody's- You go take your thing all the time. Taylor, I'm glad you fucking say that. Take what? All types of shit. Just talking points, like, I got one nodded and I done heard repeated a million times already. When I say that 2024, you know, the choices are the votes for the criminal, which is all the Republicans, or the criminal, which is Trump, the cowards, which is Joe Biden, because you don't fight for nothing, are the couch. And the couch is probably gonna win. I done heard that shit repeated so much on goddamn. Well, that's what the politicians do. Any talking points, they just assume are regurgitated through the think tanks and they're basically told they're instructed to take those talking points and run with them. But the reason I don't mind that particular talking point because we're talking about something that impacts us all. And all we're basically saying is that, hey man, voter apathy could potentially sway the results of this election. You know what I mean? That's all. By the way, both candidates know that because Trump's been out campaigning in the last couple of weeks telling people look, man, especially if for Iowa's coming up, he's like, yo, don't assume just because of the polls saying I'm up, that I'm a win, go out there and vote. Biden's out here saying the same thing, like, yo, y'all can't say how to go out there and vote. So people know, you know, I just say it a different way. And that's usually what I tend to do. Like if I hear people saying something, I try to like take it a step further to where people can understand it a little bit better, a little bit more, what's more relatable. You know what I mean? I'm not gonna just say it's Trump, Biden, and people will stay home. You know what I mean? Like it's the criminal, the coward and the couch. And I love alliteration, that's all sees, triple C. What else we got? I got a question. Do you think they're dosing Biden? His last couple of speeches, he's been alert making a couple of jokes. What? Coke? Come on, stop. He's been more alert than we've seen in the past four years. But that's what, the few times you do, that's what I'm saying, a few times you do, he's, you know. Cocaine, no or what? What do you think of this? I don't know, I'm just saying. The fact that they have to keep telling us how alert Biden is, let's me know he's not that alert. Like they say it all the fucking time. Who do you think he drops out? I do have a feeling, it's just my intuition, but it's probably the same intuition that's been telling me the cowboy's gonna win the soup bowl the last five, 26 years. I don't think Trump or Biden make it to the primary. Whoa. The general election. Not the primary, the general election. I don't think Trump or Biden make it to the general election. Nah, I think it's too late at this point. We forgetting about natural? You forgetting about natural selection, baby. Oh, this is the ceasefire now? Do I send you the video of the people blocking the Holland tunnel? I heard about it. And they were singing the Christmas carols? I heard about it. But it wasn't the Christmas carols, they were saying, ceasefire now, ceasefire now. I'm gonna be honest with you, man. It was beautiful. I understand people protesting. I mean, it was the most annoying fucking thing in the world and it's gonna lose support for Palestinians, but the song is great. Well, I'm talking about what happened at a manual AME in Charleston, so I can lie down. I'm just saying in New York you cannot interrupt New Yorkers' flow. If you're getting in the way of where we gotta go, you're getting in the way of bridges, the tunnels. If we gotta go to work, if we gotta pick our kid up or something like that, if you're getting in our way, you lose our support. But that's the whole point of protest though. But who are you protesting against? You want an inconvenience to New Yorkers or you want to get New Yorkers on your side? This is why you can't let white liberals support your cause. White liberals are gonna inconvenience everybody and they're gonna ruin it for you. Well, that's what I feel like happened at a manual AME in Charleston, South Carolina. You know, Charleston is my birthplace that's home. A manual AME is a historical landmark in Charleston, South Carolina. Then Mark Vessie founded that church. The tragic killing of nine beautiful souls happened in a manual AME. And I understand people want to protest and people want their voice heard. I didn't like what they did. I didn't like them doing that in a manual AME church. You know what I mean? They did ceasefire now there? I mean, yeah, I didn't like that just because of the church. And I saw people saying things like, oh, that's respectability politics. Ain't got shit to do with Biden. Don't interrupt people's lives that you want to support you. I don't even think about interrupting their lives. Just respect the manual AME. That is a black church where nine black people got killed in Charleston, South Carolina. Mind you, I'm born in Charleston, so my take on it is different. That's a personal thing to me. Don't do that there. Don't forget Biden's people's lives. Don't do that to those souls that died in that church. I'm telling you. And listen, this is what happens when white liberals support your cause, man. They're gonna ruin it for everybody. This is what they do. It didn't look like it was only white people. Their life is being inconvenienced. It's a Greta Thunberg effect. It's how can I annoy you the most? How can I get in your way? How can I bother you? And it just makes all of us want to destroy the environment. It makes me never want to recycle. And it's gonna make you lose all support for the Palestinians at 100%. If you see a purple-haired chick in your protest, just know it's over. I would, if I was those people that you wanted to make a stand against Joe Biden, how they blocked the tunnel? Blocked. Motocating Charleston. Do that. Stand outside, blockage Motocating Charleston. But just once you start blocking other people and we got shit to do, it's a problem. I can't support you. Yeah, I just didn't. I mean, I'm all for people protesting, whatever you want to protest, do your thing. But I didn't like them doing that in the manual AME church, man. That's that church. That's a black church that is holy ground. Nine people got killed in there. And I want to say one other thing to the Democratic Party. I'm sick of this type of shit. Oh, if that happens. You mean to tell me Barack Obama comes to you, Joe Biden, puts a fire under your ass, and the only thing y'all can think to do is what y'all been doing for the past 60 years, go to a black church, and then go to the soul food restaurant in Charleston. You went to Hannibal's in Charleston. So I can line a sleuth there, everybody at Hannibal's. But y'all still doing that? Go to the black church. What if he got up there? And go to the soul food restaurant? What if he got up there and he was like, this little light of mine. He did something like that. You see? I'm going to let it shine. Quoting some scriptures and some shit. No, you don't remember Barack going? This little light of mine. God, we're out of fire. I'm not letting it shine. No, that was five. That was, we watched it. It wasn't this little light of mine, though. Yes, it was. It was, it was this little light. And guess what, you know what Barack did that at? When he was speaking. No, it wasn't, I'm sorry. It was amazing grace, amazing grace. He did that, sweet. He did that talking about the Emmanuel Nine. That was the Emmanuel, I think that was the funeral service. He did amazing grace. When Barack did that, you'll watch this shit, and you'll realize that we need a Barack-type president. I don't care what side of the aisle you're on, we need Barack, this is a president. You need a charismatic president. This is a president, someone we can all be proud of and believe in. Even if you don't believe in his politics. Nah, but you want that guy to represent you. Watch it, go to the beginning, though, and turn it off, the beginning, though. You need the beginning. Fire, too. He snuck up, he snuck up on him like a prostitute. And watch. Watch the pastors as well. Watch. Go. You got the, you got the audio on? It's playing. The audio on. He did the dramatic pause. Yeah. Amazing grace. Come on, dawg. Oh, Jesus. Oh, sweet. Fire. Fire. Come on, dawg. Come on, dawg. Fire. Joe Biden will never. Donald Trump can never. Look at them playing the music with it, come on. We never will see that again, baby. Tell him for rock. Once in a lifetime, generation of talent. Next, president Barack Hussein Obama. Who's his urologist? Let him know. Who's his urologist, man? I know he brags all the time. I know Barack Obama's urologist brags all the fucking time. He did brag, and then he got a f***ing f***ing and Martha Vizzier. As always, this is just a podcast. Don't sue us. Don't sue us. Don't sue us. Yeah, absolutely right. But if you look through the podcast, you think we're just the cut way it is. You don't know shit. You're right. You're supreme if you're a podcast. Thank you for listening.