 Oh wow, how we have this is halfway right once we're done with this one halfway So we're not there yet, but yeah, this is I'm sure that I'm sure this will be I'm sure this will be great And action packed and filled with revelations and amazing story beats. Yeah, so many things have happened so many events Guys remember when Ahsoka went into space and did like a backflip over a ship Yeah, I wish I wouldn't remember That was amazing And then we tore the Space Whales The Space Whales in the universe Star Whales, they called them Star Whales Oh my bad, sorry Oh yeah, that's what he got Bad face Andy over here Bad face Andy Fucking paid actor Yeah, for that wise this is if it's the half way point they're allowed to do something Episode one they flew off with the map Ahsoka wanting to stop them episode two and three really were just pauses Because the idea is you chase them Episode two was a detour if they needed like a side quest to get the information Well, that's kind of what I mean by pauses like delay, you know, you need to open this door It's like cool. I'm gonna open it right now And it's like ah, there's a padlock in the room You turn around walk a few paces back and then grab the key and then walk to the door and unlock it Like now I can open it right and then they're like, ah, like what? And it just doesn't open and then it opens like once you hit episode four is like, okay So what was the point of all that? This is like it was really remarkable, isn't it? We can't have two episodes how little story they have eight episodes is short It's short, especially when the episodes aren't always like 45 50 minutes long And the fact that they don't even have enough story to tell that they have to pad out every scene with five to ten second pauses between Every statement is incredible. And so what we have is a planet filled with bad lightsabers and good lightsabers and that's right and they'll fight they will follow there will be there will be Multiple lightsaber duals this episode If anyone was to suffer any kind of damage at all, they'll be back. Yeah What if they randomly bring in the half human half twilight kid? He's just like randomly in a scene Just like shot like in What's that one really irreverent movie Freddy got fingered and they just have that one kid who gets the shit beat out of him The whole show that's that kid turns into like mom. I want to be a hero. Just like you Injected into space and stabbed to the lightsaber shot in the leg regarding the pacing. Yeah, just as a reminder Um, Chernobyl was five episodes. That was it Yeah, that's right arcane was nine episodes and like The first three in arcane are gonna are gonna have more than the eight And this this just just makes me tired. I just don't I'm tired It just makes me think about the conversations in the writing room as to whether or not anyone was like genuinely invested Which is weird. I don't know what they would have done Because they're the lonely wrote all of this and this is his character that he created So you figure that he would be hyper invested But yet I could imagine that the screenplays for these episodes are like 20 pages long Even though the episodes themselves like episode one was 50 minutes I don't want to like Reformat all of it so that we don't do any stupid crazy adventures. We just get the three main ladies right into Assaulting some base that they know it contains the map because of the lady Ladies released and then before they can escape with the map, you know, one of them is grievously injured And maybe they copy the map or something and then You know, that's that's a three episode arc of them planning and figuring it all out Just like instead of the weird shit that they do find a way to get these three Constantly going through things talking to each other and having different perspectives on stuff so I can get to I still don't know Who Ahsoka is Did exactly that with three episodes and then we had a payoff man, that would be cool if they could Show that's in their IP. That's really good. I don't even know I want to talk about him at all. I don't I don't know. It sounds like a unicorn not a television show Yeah, I mean, definitely wasn't Star Wars. There was no lightsabers in it or anything. So it was probably like some sci-fi shenanigans I want to ask this show to give me payoffs, but I don't know what those payoffs would actually be And they lose a win it is people fighting except losing or winning as has been highlighted These lightsabers battles are becoming less and less consequential as time goes on There were four lightsaber fights in the ot if you could call the third one because you have obi-wan and Darth Vader You have Luke and Darth Vader. You have if you want to count the tattooing rescue, which I I wouldn't count in the lightsaber duel. So you have three you have three one per episode And again, it was as I we talked about last episode every single fight in the first six films There was a significant consequence from that battle for the characters involved and the broad states of the universe Even in the prequels from that. Yeah, even in the prequels even in the prequels If lightsabers are coming out then shit's going down. Something is going to happen. The plot is if lightsabers go out It's like cool. We're wasting like the next four minutes Yeah, basically go back to your newspaper. I don't know. It's never felt like, you know, like Sabine versus What's the name of No, that's the that's the helmet guy who isn't the dude at all, but alice Alice versus to beat I've just said that like shouldn't alice just instantly win Instantly wins and all the training Force user who by the way is way like just objectively speaking way more attuned to it because we've seen who used the force versus Asoka's using can't use the force at all, right? No, no, so okay. Sorry. That's Sabine. That would be a big payoff this episode though where she'll use the force Oh, what if it's it probably going to be something big where she looks like a boulder or some shit It'll be that she'll fight and she'll be losing and then that will somehow like give her the motivation that she needs to Leverage the force to save herself. Maybe maybe I'm sure she'll be fine because she is already amazing at all three things How aware Dave Filoni is of like people getting mad at the sequel trilogy for thing The fact that he's had Sabine be so shit with the force is honestly a surprising amount of restraint for him Yeah, I don't know how much I would be genuinely blown away if by the end of this season she's still not able to use the force I think that'd be the most interesting way to take her is that she trains She learns does all the things and it's still just not enough It's not working and and then she finds it's like, you know what and that's okay or something Yeah, because I'm good. I'm the best at 17 other things In this playthrough, which is a lightsaber as well. So whatever the point being that I would be like, oh Dave That's kind of interesting. Um, but I yeah, that's the mildest amount of restraint and you did it. Wow Look at you go one day. You'll be a one day. You might be a writer Like I said, I think she may well use the force this episode setting it up in episode three to pay it off Episode four. That's a setup. Fringy. They set it up as a big setup and they tend to do. Yeah What did I miss? Multiple times. Is her hair naturally that color? Does she have to keep did she bring dye with her on her adventure? I'm guessing it is naturally that color Oh, well, shut up. Maybe she got hit by like force lightning or something. She's cool and unique Unfortunately, I won't be joining you for this one I'll neither will the fleet remember that she's the general and just talk to you You're gonna be joining winter. Yeah, it could be shown up this episode for sure But that's the thing it won't make sense. She should have joined them way earlier If she decides that she's going to go to them despite orders not to that's just gonna make it look like an asshole She took so long and it annoys me that she didn't panic that they were going without it That's pathetic lasers It does nothing nothing they're like staple guns. That's the sound that a space staple gun makes I like the idea of a gun with staples. It's just Peter Patrick against the starship But does does the giant intergalactic hyperspace craft have to be circular? Why not it matches the hyperspace rings from other I mean, what shape would you make it? I mean, I don't know Maybe there is I'm pretty sure they're doing it because the hyperspace rings are circular and other stars from attack of the clones Oh, I didn't know that. Maybe. Yeah, I mean if that's a major passionate fan of star wall I'll give you start to war star was eu material on shut off Unfortunately, the person who's most likely to die is who you know, they better fucking not Hera, do you copy houses is come in home one? This is fulcrum repeat. Do you read us over? Remember your communications got cut off. You didn't give a fuck. This is all from lever alone. Ha ha ha ha Still no good expecting the jamming to just randomly stop I will try to cannibalize some wiring from the secondary motivator and see if I can rewire the Oh, rewire the transmitter. There you go. Why didn't do that when you were fucking arriving? Where's a soka? Outside you can breathe in this planet. If you could just rewire it so I think why would you not have that in place? Where's a soka outside long pause? Young said their ground base isn't far Start there. Okay. We're gonna go assault the base. Cool. All right. I mean, there are there are two of us But those two of us are us the enemy has the map And the means to get where they want to go so you're fucked. They're just gonna leave and go do it, right? That's so funny. They could have left by now. You just go up and do it. The little fly circle is up there If we can't make the journey to find Ezra, then no one should I won't come to that It might have already. She just stands there with her arms crossed. Yeah, it's like her character Maybe he'd be stranded out there. Maybe this time for good better that allowing thrones Oh He doesn't have like ships, right? He needs an army, but it seems like he's a guy. He's a really good guy. Okay. He's yeah Look at this long pause. Great. I love it But also it seems like a soka saying that they're gonna what destroy the map If they can't use it, then they have to destroy it. No, they can't get thrown So why wasn't that a something that a soka had considered like really early on? Why didn't she just destroy it then if this was an option for is it the she's like I'm okay with trying to get Ezra, but the second that we can't we have to get rid of To travel at all Is it all right? But I thought about like later on as a possibility. I can't believe I'm begging a woman to talk Maybe she always believed that Ezra was like over in that other galaxy. I suppose, but I don't know What if she knows Will be that she doesn't know She knew all along that's what I'm saying. I don't I now don't understand why that wasn't an option She considered what were you doing? Why'd you grab that thing? Oh gosh? She's very easily visible right there the whole time. Well, it's like obviously they're going to be able to use like radar and stuff to find you It's a spaceship and a forest and this is Star Wars. They'll have scanners and stand out here all day Yeah, yeah, it's nice weather the air is warm, but it's overcast and windy. So it's quite nice They've located the Jedi starship How far out are they? About a dozen clicks. Okay. All of you attack them on or none of you All right, don't do the thing where you send the ships I'm from no. Yeah, all of you. Just go all you go and load them to tiny pieces to delay them So I need to go and kill them. Just get on your ship and fuck off. Let's get underway soon. Yeah Why aren't you I've been waiting for the last engine to be installed. Are they not they did that already, didn't they? Where are you looking at? What are you looking at? God the fucking timing is so incredibly convenient then Uh, and the end of that point they should all go and kill Ahsoka. Why not just kill her anywhere? All you just go there use your laser guns from your ships and blow them to pieces from above She's one of the biggest the ones in the empire side in history. Why don't we do some death that we have magic bullshit? Yeah, use a witch's spell Oh that thing she's wearing from early She just like sticks the little tiny armor pieces on her and that's that Because that was the little thing she was wearing earlier that little undersuit thing that suit. Yeah, this one just looks a lot cheaper than Mando's Close it and then open it back up again. That was kind of Mando looked best in episode one Yeah, he did with all of his old rustic Yeah, he looks like a fortnite character now. Oh, oh, no, she lost something. I'm looking for. Oh, did you pack the biscoffs? There it is really there it is Really going through that bag. There was definitely nothing else in that bag. That was empty. Don't worry about me I'm not Good, you know, we've not really talked about our relationship much at all. I just said you're my paddle. We haven't really talked about much Should I be what worried? Nope, you're exchanging sink words at a time Those guns are gonna fly out the second that you like run. Yeah, they're pretty floppy. Oh, yeah Look at the way that the padlocking car just doesn't Sometimes we have to do what's right Regardless of our personal feelings. We have to do is this relevant anything what is this relevant to the story in any way? We got to destroy the The map and they can't find Ezra stakes are this high. That's why the stakes are high But equally we've got to stop thrown. Okay rags. It all makes sense I have to it's an awfully Jedi thing of you to say for someone who's not a Jedi That looks like a fish from that honor pauldron that looks like one of those weird fishes from lannis the lost empire It's the space wilder, right? That's star whale idiot. Finally some progress Get shot. I'd watch a whole show just snapping Meeting people throughout the world Man, if all these someone would still be staring into the wilderness, is he squinting? Okay That's why I do not use your communication device immediately. Oh, you can't muffler It can it has communications. Yeah, it's automatic. It could contact them right now. It could be saying that why isn't it contacting them? That daft droid made it worse. He wouldn't What? I'm gonna so can I sense them like he wouldn't make a mistake run down the ladder under attack That was not necessary. That was a cool As our actions Yeah, so these are all the this is like level one now level two That's a good thing none of those shots hit your not arm. Oh, and you took your helmet off Luckily none of those shots hit your unarmored parts So, um, I actually think I kind of like the fact that he pulled the lighting and the sabine assumed He'd fuck something up and the asoka didn't and immediately knew it was a message to get outside I think I like that. I need you to contact general cindu la as soon as you can May I make one request of you both? Stay together unsniper in the woods and they'd be dead, but whatever one rifleman This is so stupid. Yeah, anyone could why didn't we're having fun? I don't know. Why would they be happy? This is like really bad. You think that yeah Where's our character who like isn't experienced and has to Like it's really traumatized by a near-death experience like this or something. They know where they hate you Oh, look at that goober. Look a little goober on the right. Look at him go down there. He's like a little It's like a little toad guy. I'm not just gonna sit around and do nothing You did you literally sat around and did nothing for an episode so shut up But you can't believe without authorization. You're the general right? I'm the general We talked about all of this and now they're actually doing it. I hate you I mean nothing or dictator in this world. No, this I buy. This is what I was asking them to do. I don't understand What's the worst that you would make? Yeah, she's not only she's a general, but she's a character Oh, your son is you're taking your son And he's the co-pilot why aren't you gonna bring? What are you doing? Come on son. Let's go. It's only like evil sith and she's gotten a bunch of people to come with it because of course they would This is exactly what we said should happen. Oh, I thought they were gonna like tell her you're not authorized to lay and turn around I guess we're going with her friends. They are going with her. Thanks for joining the party karson You know, so are we all going with that guy? Oh, he's gonna fucking die. You know how it is Once a rebel always a rebel shut up That's not how a command structure works Yeah, see the interesting thing to do to have them explain like, you know, you better be right about this Because this is going to cost us huge if we've just decided that we don't follow orders anymore Oh, they need to do the thing from the rock. What the hell? Hang on. This looks like it was in the atmosphere. Is it in the atmosphere then? They're like lowering it down. They're just standing there watching. They're like the cloud. They'll hear. Wow, they're getting their money's worth out of the set It's just NPCs waiting for people to come There's just a load of loading bars for these bad guys Nothing's happening. Oh, here's come some cool effects with the planet and the galaxy and stuff Faith I lost that a long time ago. Why did you say that? Because it's a bill of light. Okay, are we going to learn what the space magic is? Actually a nice contraption then because she keeps using her knife. I've never seen it But it's technology, right? It's not magic or is it? This looks like technology Oh, does any of this work though? The rocks are part of the technology. Is it stone magic? The map to get thrown like this map exists Witchcraft explains it Why haven't you done that already? This is entirely a different thing but getting the engine You could have done this the whole time, right? You guys just stupid. Why are you guys running? Why does she not have a jetpack? They're attacking the base. I don't know why she doesn't have a jetpack They're attacking the ground base You're gonna be exhausted by the time you get there. Well, how did you see them from ages away? What was she doing down there? How did you not see them before? We're up in the tree's white egg. I can never should have come here right here. Like Jesus Going somewhere All that time for that. Yep It's the most basic ass we have encountered you in your past to do the thing Are you on route to a location? Level two Why are you chasing her? You have the guns He knows you gotta stick together Why are you chasing her? Wow So cringe backhand Dude, I have been waiting for a soka versus maroc two It's so long. It's 1977. Yes. This is it. This is what Star Wars has been leading to this chicken that guy But you know looking at me so cool with his armor. Yeah Oh, yes, this is great She needs to have both their lightsabers out because he's got a double stage two. Why are you chasing so hard? She's just gonna all she needs to do is go to war. It's a good thing that I Know which ones are missing. There you go. You fuck now. Good job. No, so there's It pops off because we need to see her face for this battle. You can beat it with a force. Just grab what are you doing? Choker just fucking choker break her neck. Well, so instead of maybe, you know, throwing her away pull her back Dude, every time they lock you can kill her with the other blade. You can just you know, I mean, like you just Turn it shad talks about this all the time. So yeah Really fun. You just have to touch her with it. You don't even have to like push it too far Just touch her with it an instant death no clip. Yes. God. That's slow. Yeah. What? It's long it's a while they're going to a different galaxy Ages ago that so she's like having a lot of fun here Right, no, no be fun around is so cool There's no way you're gonna win. Why did you swing that high? That's just how taller than she is Yeah, here we go. It's going faster. Look what it did to that tree, but it didn't kill her. That's crazy Go go go go go. Oh, this is so exciting. Bye samurai bullshit. It's throwing like in front of you. Oh, yeah How did that possibly happen? Yeah, he's fine. It doesn't matter What the fuck He was a smoke man Oh After me a witch bullshit. Was he a thousand like was he a thousand? Is he like the oogie boogie man from a nightmare before christmas? Did you not listen to the droid stay together You always did better that way Yeah, you will that was a dumbest fuck thing to do. Oh, just kill her already. You have the force Oh god, it's cringe and cringe fighting. Which cringe lord will win? I have no His name is baylin, right? He's got a fighter. So can I yeah, I can just use magic instead of hyperspace coordinates No, it's look right ticking clock. I will prepare for our departure. You must wait here for your boss fight Preparing for your departure and standing looking out of the ocean for ages He's so cool. Why couldn't he have been a character? Wow, you were close didn't she say I was like 12 clicks away. That's not 12 kilometers, right? Can I touch this? Oh, and they're gonna have a fight in this little Behind one of the rocks I knew your grandparents Yeah, I think they're just going to exchange vague philosophical one-liners and then they'll fight of course, although probably mention anakin I guess Never mentioned you I guess everyone in the order new anakin skywalker say something interesting. I beg you if you would live to see what he became No, that's that's that's really basic. Come on something something surely that must leave a mark Is that why you walked away? Abandoned him really, you know, know what you're talking about and the conversation. Go on. I'm not here. Yeah, there you go No more wait just a minute. That's like the most interesting possibly be. I want to know who this guy is The only reason I'm here is to secure the future for you something far greater. Oh my goodness. I'm not starting a war But throne will okay One must destroy in order to create What are you looking to destroy? What are you looking to create? Why to like destroy the rebellion to create the empire? No, mind with I'm not even an intro really How inevitable how inevitable true, man. Yeah, this is all they ought to do Uh, yeah a good guy lights their lightsaber first make sure to walk for 10 years before you attack Burning runtime There's barely anything between these two. I don't know who's supposed to win this Name He would be better than her or why she would be better than him and for what reason like what would give one of them The upper hand here. I have no idea and there's just no emotional connection between them We nearly got one when you mentioned Anakin, but then we just threw that away I still really don't like the Narrative Filoni tries to push every now and then of Ahsoka being primarily responsible for Anakin's fall or at least a big part of He keeps doing that And yet none of that was in the prequels. Yeah, why would it be in the prequel some of my attack is Not relevant. I hope Sabina's dead already. I was gonna say what's going on over that edge She's fighting a full-on apprentice person of his you should be dead 10 times over. It was something. No Now remember how cool the fights were like in the prequels Oh, he's super duper strong, man, is he is that a kind of crazy good, huh? I don't know I did Yeah, I wish I knew oh she left. I guess she she left to prepare remember he has to defend all All the time. I don't think this timing is consistent. No, man I imagine if one of you was down there to try and just shoot at Ahsoka while he was fighting You probably win. How long till we see the final coordinates Moments. Yeah, I mean, you see me moments. There's still four more of the little shots She should be trying real hard to get over to that Yeah, I imagine if that was like the narrative of the fight is her trying to reach the thing and him defending it Is I think we just I think we just tried to do that. Yeah, I don't get now Why doesn't she use the force to knock over the space ball? Don't get it Sabine wins. How could she possibly win? All right, let's go this magic armor She's the force you have Use the force grab a light saber. No, just use the force use the force. Good god. You can't do this like Your legacy Like your master's was one of death and destruction. That's okay because you have to destroy things to create, right? You That means they can continue it Ahsoka you dumb ass you have to destroy it, right? No, the fight's not over killer Left a light saber there on the ground you see that she left it there. Wow. Are you fucking kidding me? The final calculation is incomplete. Is she gonna get real mad? Look, Ahsoka's wound did now so she'll lose That Was on why? He just kicked him a couple times and he like flew back somehow. Why didn't you get it with the force? So dumb So she thinks Sabine's dead. I assume I would assume obviously she thinks Sabine is dead Oh, we can we can do that. We can do that now really now Do it with this guy. No, I can't do it with this guy So she's real mad and I'm gonna be honest with you Rosario. I feel like that was more you than the director He could have done a bit more Oh, I guess you're fine. Cool. Actually, I am alive. Why don't you shoot him? Thank goodness Ahsoka only has to live with me in a few seconds. Wait, what are you? Come on Oh, I guess she won't shoot your hand. She's got to find Ezra and she's gonna have shot him Oh, he's gonna get the map. She can't do it She can't do it. Why did you aim for the lightsaber? Are you tarred? This is great. So you've ruined everything Yeah, I want to remind you everybody Why did they have the map in the first place because this dumbass stole it? Why is it not bouncing back at her? He's just gonna grab it. Use the force and grab it. He's gonna grab it Oh, is he gonna do a uh, you should uh join me and we can rule the galaxy Her guns have no sights. Her guns have no sights Destroy it. She would have done it. State back. What are you waiting for? That's fucking creepy actually It is only a look at pistol I know you feel that Ezra bridge Got her in the fields your family died on Mandalore because your master didn't trust you No, your family got on Mandalore because the Mandalorans are fucking lame and they suck balls. You and I Share a common goal to make this journey We are not together we can find Ezra and throw on you to be reunited with your long lost friend And I to serve a greater good. Why are you so vague about this greater good? Maybe it's hard to explain because it's Come with me William I would trust so like just because he's cool. Sabine is actually gonna like gamble the whole galaxy on ezra Yeah, one friend. I just want again This is the second time now that this map will end up in the enemy's hands because sabine is a fucking moron No, that's just what kind of a good friend. She is that's how pure of heart she is You will be reunited with your friend. Dude as far as you're aware, he just killed a soca Yeah, but that's okay because you see for you. She'll subvert them later She's gonna pretend to join them now, but she'll fuck them up later. Oh, okay Okay, even though if she destroyed it right now, it'd be the end of everything and that would be it and be over do it For Ezra, it shouldn't be too hard right the map goes to Saron and Ezra and Saron's a guy you can kill by Shooting him with a gun. Whoa. You can't just kill Saron. He's blue Good jobs Sabine. It wasn't even that hard for him to convince her to do it. No, he didn't have to try that hard Oh, it's alice. Alice is choking her. Yeah, there we go. Yeah. Hey, we made a deal Oh, so now we can do that now we can choke her. All right. Yeah Shin release her. Why did you name me after a shin? I gave her my word everyone assumes she's gonna stab him in the back eventually I don't like her former master I shall keep mine. He's interesting. I he's interesting. I mean it's interesting that he would actually honor this deal Like in this that's way more interesting. We said this book hangs like Have a guy who says like, yeah, give you my word and he asks What's the what's shenanigans about with the fucking other lady going like Magic hands and oh you only need it for one more second. Okay. Wow Send the shuttle to retrieve the good lord balan. The good lord balan Fulcrum new copy Fulcrum come in over. Wow. Oh, here come here come the lads the if they see they've been way earlier Exposed to close out. Imagine if they showed up and None of this would happen. Do they call him fulcrum because like they insultingly think he's a simple machine I think it's is it the what's the name of the ship? I assume this ship's name is fulcrum or the team name Wait, where's the picture? I was just making a little science joke everybody. Why is your son your co-pilot, dude? I That's so fucked up. It really is especially like this is incredibly dangerous what they're having to remember Well, remember and robot chicken the stormtrooper bring your daughter to work day was a joke. Yeah, but this is real Yeah Oh now he's destroyed they've got all the info so it's fine now Balan is rising the ranks of someone I actually enjoy Yeah, he's interesting choices even as a vaguely unique force moveset with the way he moves his lightsaber when blocking and stuff Up there they go. Did we build this to be able to withstand the weight of nevermind. Whatever wasn't that thing bigger last episode? I'm not just tripping. I don't know. It looks huge. They're just really big clouds. I guess from the big bags Yeah, all clouds are really big again. Those are cumulo nimbai Mark S4 is in attack position He said the thing I don't think they're sticking around for a fight, but the ship would have detected then coming out of hyperspace, right? So they would have been prepared. I guess they can see it's not going to matter the episode They're in your way Well, the circle go the circle will just go like around Don't be I would just go from what the robot said that's what i'm saying By the way meadow, your prediction will be absolutely right then. They're gonna need to use the star way. Oh, yeah, right? Yeah That's a tremendous surge in power It's the hyperdrive They're gonna jump. Yeah, you guys took too fucking long. Didn't you get in the middle? Oh, I hope you all blow up all of the no names gonna die Oh Yeah, you're you fuckers. You're like the empire for them. Hera is uh not coming back to the republic military I don't think well. Yeah, this this should be incredibly punishable. You dragged off a bunch of people and got them killed And you got nothing dead now. You achieved nothing by doing this. Oh, so you took your son You psycho your son just like was there to virtually witness. Yeah, this should this should have consequences But it probably also one of them looks like he was alive It was just spiraling towards the planet. You should go try and save him Oh, okay. Okay Is it the dead people that gave you the bad feeling or was it something else? Those were two of my friends the idea that he's like the force. I can feel something bad He like was it the screaming on the comms Sabine. Are you there? Lady tano. Oh man, and she hangs all on his own. That's better. Leave leave them there You don't need them you can defeat the empire on your own. Gonna climb up here now. Let's see how she possibly survive this. Let's get punished Ahsoka Oh, no, what's oh, no, it's the world between worlds. Oh god. She's got the right. What's going on? Oh my god She strayed beyond time. Give it a minute. She killed the ball rock Where are you? Ahsoka the white. If you sit up and you look like you're in a world select in a video game I'm gonna be upset. I like how they couldn't actually put her on like a beach or sand or water They would fuck up the makeup. It's like the stigie glue or whatever this is. Oh, yeah It was like the world between worlds. Welcome to star wars time travel But but I don't want it feel I don't know In the finale of rebels Ahsoka was saved from losing a fight with Darth Vader by Ezra coming here and pulling her through a doorway Oh god, obviously. Wait, so is the implication that someone's pulled her here again? I don't know Oh Oh my god, it's Anakin. I didn't expect to see you so soon Anakin's back again. Oh, poor music plays. Shut up I don't even want to meme about it. I'm just angry man. There's something about that cg. Yeah, he looks brilliant What are we doing? Vader theme playing? Oh We already knew thanks to twitter the the anakin was in this episode the funny part to me is that people are going wild over it And it's just like shut up. This is season 2 mando again. I thought we were past this guys I'm terrified by this prospect of time travel in star wars Dave Filoni insists it's not time travel by the way the world between worlds You know, it's not about time travel. It's really not about time travel at all. It's just about a place where Everything comes together, but it's time travel She fell off into the water and then she wakes up in like this interdimensional pathways that connects to different points in time I don't understand any of that at all. I don't I don't get it I'm sure they're going to explain it next episode very well. It doesn't make any sense This sort of stuff Why did you make this and it's like well, I had to save her life from being killed by a person Like do you think maybe that your compensation is going to deal more damage than her just fucking running away Or dying or dying just kill her at this point Like it might be poetic for the character to die by the hand of a former master or something I don't know. I don't know if star wars would ever do something so dark She fought that guy in the armor and he like turned into dust. Yeah That I don't know he became like a skeleton, too If you I kind of I kind of don't even want them to explain it to me I just want to be a thing that happened in the show My estimate at this point is that he's like Dathomir witchcraft magic man Like he's just some animate suit of art, which is really lame anime I stand by what I said he could come back. Why not? I imagine if that's true, they're probably not done with him Like she's just going to make another one or something. I don't even know if he's dead I don't even know if he was alive. Maybe he just went to the world between worlds. You don't know I was so funny, too, by the way the whole extended fight sequence with uh, alice and shin sorry and uh, the bean And it's so dumb because it's like constantly yelling at them to use the force use the force use the force And then when they decide it's allowed. They're like they use the force see that's all they want Just eat them around like oh, you could have done that this whole time Yeah, those flies were pretty lame It hurts my immersion so hard when it's like a soka's locked blades with mr Bigman and then subhi evil shin turns up and it's like oh, what's she gonna do now fight them both? It's like no, she'll just use the force to knock her out. It's like Do that the time it takes for soka to pause understand the situation grab her throw her and accept what she's done Balan's just looking the whole time. She's like Well, we have had a few times right because when subin was fighting was a name They were like standing there just looking around for a while not fighting each other And it's like dude if one of you just attacked it would be over Oh, soka is almost dying and subin just goes like stop. I was like fucking shoot him in the back What are you doing? I'm in the back and it'll be over by the way is so can never pulled out a second blade during a whole fight with balan Yeah, not entirely sure why he's not that good. He's not worth the second blade. She lost right She might feel like it's better to use one blade instead of two Not if you have a free hand that you're doing nothing with I can see how if you were not trained to use Two that you would keep the one but she is clearly trained to use to she uses to like why would you never I just don't know why you wouldn't always use your best configuration because it's a life or death situation every fight The weakness understanding me. I'm talking about when they lock blades. She has a hand that she does nothing with the whole time All right that she could have just whipped out the lightsaber and killed it. Yeah, her hand was burnt. So I don't give a fuck I don't know. I mean, um, I've seen star wars theory gave this like a 10 out of 10 people are saying Yes, a lot of people are saying like this is this is finally felonies bringing stars But he even said like this is george lucas's, you know vision being brought forth and stones like there's no way man Every time they could stop every time. Yeah, um, this is still piss guys, and there's billion fucking character They never Let's be real that one's not that interesting Mildly interesting which elevates him far above everybody just the fact that he kept his word Instantly makes him more interesting than anyone else in this show I know like he's aware of all the shit that happened in water 66 He was a former jedi as far as I can tell he knew anakin and he's he implied like the it's a soak It's like what tell me who he is Please you already ever give me snippets random shit that's supposed to sound cool because you haven't actually written a history Why do you hate writing characters star wars shows? I think they like allude to the presence of some character writing approximately single digit times per episode Yeah, because a lot of the rest of the time we just got big long pauses overly long fight scenes that aren't particularly interesting or good Yeah, they really are dialogue that doesn't reflect on anything I think the funniest stuff is like rutting the characters at least sort of slowed down then they reveal Oh, look the bad guys are here and then they slow down. They're sort of behind each other up And it's like what are they gonna say and uh, what does what does she didn't say she says You know what is actually hilarious Just talking about characters and they're afraid to write any I'm currently going through i've been the chief for the first time and I just finished season six And I cared about some stupid plastic figures I wanted to know what happened and now i'm watching this like a multimillion fucking joe I was like, what is ha what what happened these star wars shows are the clearest example of yeah I mean you got a lot of money You got a lot of talents of people on the production side all in service of this really really really bad fundamental component of it Which is the script it makes me not want to Like be in this I guess field knowing that you're going to be working so hard on all these Interesting potentially really cool like visual stuff and it's all going to be in service to just shit stories. Well, yeah It's a very demoralizing thing to me. We memed about the evil trees But like there was some cool aesthetics in this episode a red forest. Yeah a forest that's dark and the leaves are red That's all right. We do something with that, right? In the cliff side the black cliff side and like a space stone Of course Yeah, we meme about it But the reason why we meme about it is not because the actual work itself is bad like visually It's really good It's just that you know that the writing supporting it and behind it and the motivations behind it are like cringe All right, so we got us a trolley problem here Ezra bridger is on one side with the entire galaxy laugh my ass off and the main God is in the little trolley as well. Oh, no Grand admiral thron is writing a trolley that is heading toward the galaxy bringing war that will kill thousands of people You can pull the letter into azra bridger. He'll be fine, but you probably won't see him again What will you do? This is the thing what it should be is that the trolley goes off into a direction that doesn't even hit azra Because he's not gonna die from this. Yeah, he'll be off somewhere and maybe things are bad, but maybe he's okay Maybe he has a family. Maybe he's yeah Maybe he's like thank god i'm out of that galaxy if thron returns to the galaxy for sure There's got to be conflict for sure people are gonna die I want my erzra. I don't know what they're what Where are they going with her honestly? We got four episodes left and look what we accomplished in four episodes It's like one episode of content. So I know that's that's kind of the problem I find it unpredictable because I don't know what they We always assume a bigger scope because the story could go so much further But the reality is like they're probably gonna spend the whole of next episode doing nothing I imagine that next episode will probably be a sarca and uh anakin walking around Look at all the wounds talking about training Well, so he's stuck in there. He's like actual anakin skywalker who's stuck in there I I assume he's a force ghost He doesn't look like the other force ghost. I'm confused. Maybe he's like from an alternate timeline and maybe you're supposed to realize I'm not ready for that dude. I'm not ready But like I have to say they'll be one maybe what it's gonna be for her is like Oh, you know, maybe I have the possibility to rewrite the timeline to make sure that anakin is fine But if I do that there'll be these greater more drastic consequences or something So I need to let him be Darth Vader anakin like what are you from? And he's like uh, revenge of the sith post dooku killing before anything else around there is Yeah, like it'd be it'd be interesting to be said damn man That may still alive. Obi-Wan doesn't hate me I don't know about anything that's gonna happen in the next few years. Anyway, the clone decides to jump into this thing And pull you from being killed or drowned or whatever the fuck. I don't know like oh god This is gonna get so bad. I don't even know what to I mean if they're doing time travel This one has the potential to be the worst one I love that they played the Vader theme right at the end. It's such it's such crap man It's incredible. I saw people sharing the screen shot of hello snips as well That's the nickname for her right and like people going fucking crazy. I was like you guys I mean you are children. You are actually children. Why that's what he calls her in clone wars. Yeah Exactly. It's like can you wait at least until there's something substantive? Please? Well, yeah, all you have is that he's shown up and the potential in your head of what's gonna come And I guess if you know if you're on this show side, then I guess you'd be optimistic about it But obviously I'm not because people are already gonna be arguing like well, you know the season 2 finale with luke That actually meant more because of just like no you just kill him robots Didn't even look like him didn't speak about anything and then left We are just still in hyper member buries except this is indicative of where star wars is at that, you know Three or four years ago. They didn't want to go anywhere near the prequels now The biggest member buries they've got are the prequels because they have completely and utterly plundered the original trilogy Another thing that's kind of nuts about this is a lot of people like this is fucking crazy It's amazing here in christiansons. Anakin is back. It's like did you guys miss kanobi? You had the exact same celebration. It was Yeah It's like a dementia patient It's kind of interesting, right because the voice actors from the show obviously aren't reprising their roles for this one That's it for them from the clone wars. Yeah, all that all that legacy content that they It's getting referenced hardcore here. It's like sorry bad. Sorry guys. Yeah, sorry guys You're not the face of anakin or asaka even like the va of anakin from clone wars, right? Imagine how he feels like because all of his time supposedly building this dynamic flash in the nine seasons or whatever that is like Yeah, we go we go with ezra bill As quickly as you can the what is the will between worlds mechanically, okay I don't really fucking know in the prior Representation of it. There was like doorways all throughout it that seemed to lead to two different Possibilities places in spacetime whatever like that sort of thing in one of them ezra sees asoka fighting darth vader and losing And he reaches out and pulls asoka through and then asoka is just there But he was seeing that and it was represented I guess just by like a floaty visual in space or something It was like a doorway that he was looking through to see asoka fighting darth vader, right? But it's not time travel even though he's accessing time that is different He literally like reached through and brought a person who was I think supposed to die through and Part of the reason why people are calling it time travel I assume in the form of criticism is because it brings all the baggage with it when someone says like it's not It's not technically time travel. It's like no, maybe not maybe it is but it can't just yank someone out of the universe That's like you're the right. You know what I mean? It's like It literally uses it to bail asoka out from losing a fight with darth vader Which is what people would often point to is like the worst of the worst of time travel of using it as an escape hatch to save characters To save as fucking oc and now that's now as part of this show. You mentioned palpatine access this place Really in the finale of rebels. It's like ezra and asoka versus palpatine breathing like force fire into the dimension I don't I don't understand how these shows could be squared away as canon with all of the crazy stuff that happens in them How is it that you're watching return of the jedi and you got luke fighting darth vader? And also like meanwhile asoka got pulled through like a time travel world between worlds place and what was it? You were saying palpatine was breathing fire Yeah, it was like force fire was blue, you know Yeah, okay, that makes sense and I remember that you mentioned something It was the place where anakin got visions of the future where he sees Oh, yeah, mortis. I don't think we're going to mortis, which is kind of a relief What is the nature of this anakin being here if he's not a force ghost if he's traveled through time or I'm very nervous. I'm very worried about where we're going. I'll say as we go It's I mean what what what does my brain consider canon is like well the original trilogy the prequels And or there's no way that I'm going to be like actually trying to factor in like Yeah, crazy time travel stuff into my familiarity and understanding of star wars as a series Yeah, the felonious some bizarre otherworldly interloper in this series. And yeah, this is all just like some persons weird fan fiction Who just got a lot of money trying to revolve it around his oc But isn't it also fascinating when it was mentioned before all of these stories and all of this Ultimately still has to lead to kylo ren the first order and the same rules They're going to try and enjoy what happened there for one's era for as long as they can I guess Well, I mean they're trying to squeeze as much as possible out of this era because they know that they fucked up We seem to still be lagging on recognition that they've screwed up here with this timeline like this portion of the timeline as well Man, it's wild Episode four. Yeah. Bye. Yeah, so bad. See you later everyone. Fuck off Would you bring me