 This is not going anywhere, this podcast, right? I can't, I can't. We have to continue some other time. No, no, we're gonna do it a little bit more time. It's terrible, I can't do it. I'm just not, everything I'm saying is not good and I'm just going yeah, yeah, right. No, it's not, it's not good. I feel you, it's tough. No, you don't. I'm not adding in information. For some reason I'm just kind of like lost and I don't know what to say, I don't know what, every story I have to cut around because I've already said it a thousand times, it's like, I've done so many podcasts, it's like, you just, you know, over the years, it's like, you just kind of get to a point where it's like, what else is there to say? I don't know what else to say, I don't know what else to say. We can live in the conversation at the moment and let it go where it is. I know, but it's like, sometimes it's like, I don't know, we went into matching mountain rides. That was ridiculous, it was really kind of fun. And then like, it's just drifting in and out of different things that don't really make any kind of sense to me of why anyone would give a fuck. It's amazing to me that anybody gives a fuck in general and they do. You know what I mean? Like who gives a fuck? They do, they like it. This was your existential moment? Yeah, you're really having a crisis right now. Do you do this on Belly? No, because, No, because there's a guest. He turns around and plays video games. That's not it is, on Belly it's different because it's like, we talk about, Belly's different because we talk about what's going on in the house. Also we have a guest. Yeah, no, the guest. And then we also, it's also, I always tell like, it's just different, you know? This one, the pressure is more. There's no pressure on that one because this one, you know, it's like, you're so good that like, you know, sometimes I just kind of go, I don't want to, I don't know what I'm doing. You don't want to do it anymore? No, I want to do it. I just, of course I want to do it. No, I know. You know what I mean? I just don't know what I'm doing right now. Well, let's get to another, let's get to another point and then we can, we can, well all we have to do is cruise. I'm gonna make a little break or something. Smoke a cigarette. Then that'll help me. Look at me. Look at me. I don't know why anyone cares. Well, you're doing good. Why are you having this existential weird moment? You don't know what anything means really. Let's talk about that. I don't know what anything means. I don't know anything. That's another thing is I realized I don't know anything. I don't know anything. No, I really don't know. I don't know anything about anything. I don't know how anything works. I don't know what I believe in. I don't know, you know, how long I have left. What am I doing with the time that I have? You know what is this? You know what I mean? I mean, genuinely, do you mean this? Yeah. I have these moments of just like. What would you rather be doing? Even when I'm playing video games, I'm like, this isn't it. What do you think you should be doing filling your time? No, that's the thing. There's got to be something. You're having kind of like a midlife crisis. No, I'm not. I think it has to do with like the pandemic because it's like I can't leave. So it's like, you know, I can't leave. And I can't do anything. I can't do anything that I want to do. I can't do stand up. I can't do anything. So it's like my days are left of just watching old Star Trek Next Generation episodes to trying to watch other things that, you know what I mean? That people are saying, you should watch this. This is great on Netflix. It's trending number three, you know what I mean? And you just kind of watch it this morning when I watched that reality show was just on. I was watching going, this is the day. And this is going to end the same as it did last night. And then it's like, and then I realized, like what's the point of it all? There's nothing to do. Well. And then I'm going to Hawaii, you know, at the end of the week or when a couple, I don't know when I go, you know, but it's like, why go? What's the point? Because there's a job there. Yeah, I know, but... But let's talk, I'm being serious. Yeah. Are you having this crisis moment because you feel like you're not being fulfilled? It's not just fulfilled. What's the point of it all? Well, let's go over the point. There is no point. I hate this business. Let's get out. And I'm done, I think. You're done. In a week, you're going to Hawaii to film another episode of Magnum Piazza. That's not in the business though. That is literally the business. Yeah, but when you show up there, it's like, you realize, they even go, people watch this? It's not a thing like, you know, when I did Love and John Hapital's around, everyone's around, and they take them some seriously. That right there, to me, is the business. You know what I mean? So you prefer when people are taking themselves seriously? I want to be a part of that group. I want to be a part of the cool group. I want to be a part of like... You are in the cool group. I'm not. I'm in the ghetto shit. Here's the problem that I think you're mistaken. Most people aren't in this fake group that you think people are in. I want to be in it. You're not in it. I want to be. Because it doesn't exist. It does. No, because you ask them and they'll even tell you. I don't even know what you're talking about. Yeah, you want to be in it too. And that's why you butt heads with them. Butt heads with who? You know who you're talking about. Who? I know. Tell me who. What's his name? Seth. Seth? The guy that was in the disaster audience. What's his name? Seth Rogan? Yeah. How do I butt heads? What are you talking about? You gave him shit about the lines and the thing and then he... No, I didn't give him shit about it. I publicly talked shit about not having any lines. Right, but you have to understand that there was tension between you two, you said. No, the idea was like... I don't think they cared that I was bummed that I got taken out. So that made me sad. It was a bummer. Didn't you approach him and then he was like, weird with you? No, but no. I didn't approach him about the lines, but the next time I saw him, it was kind of weird. Yeah, are you weird now with him? I haven't seen him. Yeah, but you think there's weirdness. Do you think he likes you? I don't think he cares about me as a... I don't think he gives a fuck that I exist. I think he probably... Yeah, that's what it is. I think he probably... And there are people that he doesn't care about. Well, of course. Yeah. No, but I'm okay with that. I just think that he goes, that kid's nice, kind of funny. It didn't work out with us. I don't think he cares. But here's my thing. I gotta be a part of a group, right, that's doing high level shit that everyone wants to be a part of. We make this show and people fucking love this show. I know, but I know, I understand. No, that's great. So you want this to be high brow and fucking Harvard lampoon shit? No, no, I don't want to say high, no. But I want it like... We're not smart enough. You and I are not that smart. That's what I'm saying. What are we doing? This is great. What are we doing? We're dumb. Yeah, it's great. What are we doing? We get around. We're speaking. We're gonna read something, man. We're gonna learn about things. We're speaking for the idiots. Oh, God. That's it. That's what it is. People need, we're dumb. We're dumb. But we've always said we're dumb. Oh. And let me tell you something. Yeah. I don't want to be smart because this is fun. I'm having a great fucking time. Being dumb with you is more fun than anything I've done. And it's usually great. It's usually easy and fun. You're in a weird headspace. It's like, you know, there are snooty parts about me. Yeah, but you've manufactured them. No, I'm very snooty when it comes to like, you know what I mean? I don't like these kind of films. Are these kind of? Yeah, you've manufactured that. You've made that up. And I've always wanted to be a part of like the cool group. And it's like, even since I was in fucking high school, I could never get in. I could never get in with the cool kids. Here's the irony. And I want to be in the cool kids now. Name to me the cool kids. Because they were the dorks for sure. Who you think are the cool kids were dorks. I know. So what are you even talking about? You don't want to be friends with them. Whoever you're talking about, they don't exist. I know you make up the idea that there's this group that you would join and hang out with, but it's not. You know, I do these podcasts because it was the last thing that I could do to survive. At the beginning. Yeah. It was like, oh, it's either this or get a day job. But now you do the podcast. My point is that, so the podcasting stuff isn't, I love doing it and saved me in a way, right? But it's like, it wasn't why it came to LA. Why did you come to LA? I honestly thought that I would be a movie star. But that's not a real thought. What does that mean? I know, but that was my dream. I'm gonna be a movie star and I'm gonna do these. But you are a working act. Readjust your dream then. I know, I'm gonna have to, but my point is that, and so every once in a while, and people think that I'm complaining or whining. I'm not whining. I'm just, you know, it gets to a point where you're just kind of like, what the fuck am I doing? You know, and it has to do with the pandemic too. It's like, you know, I don't, we're like, here's another thing. And this is, a part of my thing is, you know, every once in a while, I like to go buy clothes. I know. I have this weird obsession with like, you know, I'll go, you know, I'll go to self-edging and maybe I'll get a new, you know what I mean? Japanese Rodentum. You know what I mean? I'll wear it out this year. I'll just wear it every day, right? And get the creases and make it right, right? And so you look at my emails. I've ordered 10,000 things online. None of them come. Yeah. None of them come. So I can't even do that. I'm just saying, every morning I wake up, right? And I go out to the balcony, because from the balcony I can look down to see like packages. And there's all these gigantic boxes filled with like ottomans and chairs that fucking coli like that. Or lamp fixtures, right? And I'm just looking for that little, tiny jacket. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? The underwear that I bought, you know what I mean? Or the socks or whatever, right? And they say it's delivering, track your, but I don't know how to do any of that, right? So I don't know how to track it. I don't know where it is. I mean, I have things, I bought a fucking, you know that couch, the Italian couch I have, right? A part of that deal, I bought these really cool light things, right? They're like light fixtures, right? And I remember a year ago when I bought the fucking Italian couch, I said, hey, you can throw in one of those fancy light fixtures. He's like, ah, no problem, buddy. How many do you want? I go, four. Great, man. There's only four left anyway. And then, you know, we got the Italian couch and I go, client, where's the lamp fixtures? She goes, it's somewhere in Culver City and something. And I go, I guess I'll never get it. You didn't get it. You know what I mean? This sounds like- So I don't have- It's just you're not getting your, you're not getting things during the pandemic. You can't get anything. I can't get anything. So it's like- The frustration is obvious. And I'm so sensitive, I guess, because of this pandemic. I think that's a part of it. I just so, I can't take any kind of criticism. Criticism. But that's okay. Yeah. Because we're gonna get through it and it's gonna be fine on the other end. Yeah, I'm just like, I'm just a jumbled of nerves. You need a release. Yeah, there's nothing, you know, there's so rude to me at the house. You know what I mean? That I can feel. Yeah, there's so rude to me at the house. When you say- I know who you're a king and she goes, you're not my king. Right. And I go, tell me how you're a king, you know? Do I not say that? Who's the king? And you won't tell me you're the king unless I threaten you? Yeah. Yeah. Who is the king? Interesting. See, that's what I'm saying. That's interesting. Yeah, and she's not the king. Yeah, but I... You think that like, when I was, first of all, you know what I mean? I'm usually, you know where I go? It's okay. No, no, no, no, no. It's okay. I'm so sorry about my existential- I'm going through something. Look at me, look at me. Don't be sorry. Yeah, yeah. It's a great- It's a honest moment that you're having. Yeah, honestly, this whole podcast I was just like the whole time thing it was, what am I doing here? Sometimes your mind gets in those things. Why? What are we saying? Yeah, you're becoming like a nihilist. You know, I'm literally going, why would anyone want to listen to this too, you think? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, but they do. And I appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, and I'm appreciative. I love when they call in the guy with gigantism and the dwarves and all the people in the lady and everyone calling in and going, I get them in. I mean, we love, you know what I mean? Keep going and they buy the merch. You know, and they tag me in it and they make little videos of me. That's really sweet. I really appreciate it. And I go, but deep down I'm going, why do you like it? You know what I mean? And I'm glad you do. I'm going to keep doing it because, you know, there's nothing else to do. Do you like it? I love doing it. Yeah. I like seeing you and I like doing it. Yeah. There are times where I'm like, oh, that's a funny bit or, you know what I mean? Oh, that we really, you know what I mean? Yeah. We went this way with it. Yeah. And that was fun, right? But today was not it. No. Today was just like, oh, that's not it. I'm glad we had, I mean, a lot of it was great. Yeah. Right, George? Yeah. George. All right. Hey. Thank you for being a bad friend. You know, people were worried that we were going to stop the show. Why? Because of your existential crisis that you had on the show. People were like, they're going to stop. It's going to be over. And then people watched Tiger Belly and they were like, what did you say to Bobby? What did you do to Bobby? Nothing. To do? And let me say this. I didn't even know what I said last time. I don't know either. Let me say this. I missed you a lot when you were in Hawaii. Oh my God. I thought about you every day. Holy shit. I had one nightmare about you. What is it? I had a nightmare you died in Hawaii and I didn't call you. But I was going to call you to tell you. I'm not kidding. I had a nightmare you got hit by a car. Yeah. Walking to dinner. Did you walk to dinner one night? Every night. There's no one, where else am I going to go? So mom psychic, you were walking to dinner. You got hit by like a, you know those three wheeled cars? Two in the back, one in the front? Yeah. Hawaii, they're all over the place. Beep beep. You get hit by one. And a big Kowana guy gets it. You know, oh bro, I didn't see you, bro. I'm coming back from the coffee or the pineapple, whatever. And you're like, and you were all twisted up. And he was like, shit, dude, I think you're dying, bro. And you were like, I am. And you could tell you were dying. And he said, any last words? And you were like, tell Andrew Santino, I'm sorry. And then I love him. And he means the world to me. And then you were out and then you died. And I woke up and I ran to my phone and I was going to text you, but I didn't. And I knew you were okay. Nice. All right, Andres, what's the game? No, let me, let me, let me add onto that, please. Give me an opportunity to add on. And just to let the fans know. Let the fans know. That number one, I didn't, I don't remember. I know. What I did last time. Yeah, you had like a breakdown almost. It was okay. No, it was honest, it was great. Fine, I'm just, I'm honest today. Yeah. So I don't know, I remember. Number two, that was also because we had a backlog. So it just got to the point where. We were doing too many episodes. Just, you know, you do Tiger Belly and then I do, and you do whiskey and we do so many in a week. It was a lot. Eventually it's like, you go, you just go, I don't know what else to fucking say. Well, yeah. Even, you know, I don't even know. We were doing too many. We're doing too many. And also it's like, you need to, you know, take breaks so you can, you know, re-energize. 100%. So anyway, and number two, you're not, the only way this will end, you know what I mean, is if we just physically can't do it anymore in terms of like, we're too busy or, you know, or somebody dies or something happens. I mean, I have been thinking about death in Hawaii a lot. You know, I downloaded a book called The Certainty of Death. Yeah. It was written, I forgot who it was in the 70s. You know, I've been thinking about death a lot. So that's not, no, truthfully, I did have a dream. It was really weird that you say that because I've never thought about death as much as I did when I was in Hawaii. That's why I had a dream. It's really weird. We are connected. Look at me. I hate, don't. Look at me in the eyes. You can say whatever you want. I want to look at you though. Look at me in the eyes. Please. We are connected. So what I'm saying is- What were you thinking about dying? But I did have a dream about you dying. Hawaii is weird. And what, here's what got me out of it. Yeah. And this is real. So I was thinking about death all the time. Cause when you have eight days off and you're alone. What are you doing? What are you doing? You're just walking around. Netflix. You start thinking about death. Yeah. I said, okay, so I'm 49. I'm not the healthiest guy in the world. Let's just, you know. You're not unhealthy. Yeah. But let's say Maradona died. You know, Maradona? Correct. He died and he was 60. He just recently died a couple of months ago. Yeah. Let's suppose I'm like, cause he has the same body as I do too. Maradona. He's a little soft. Yeah, yeah. No, he's just, you know, roly-poly-ish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did a lot of drugs. He doesn't eat well. So I said, if I, so I'm just gonna take every moment and just milk every moment and just be grounded in the present moment. That's cool. It's the only way to do it. That's awesome. Cause if you start thinking about death, then it's, your whole day is fucked.