 Wee-ai-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui Uh So, I saw Speedwagon in the thumbnail of this episode And what was he doing? He was staring He's in the thumbnail for the next episode too Oh my god And HE'S STARING IN THAT ONE You think I'm joking? Look! Right there! He's just looking! Let's see what speedwagon doesn't do in this episode I was gonna say what does he do But no It's even more fun to predict what he's not gonna do You know what he's not gonna do? He's not gonna get involved You know what he's gonna do? What a way to start his thong right in my fucking face. Thanks, and that's what I wanted to see and I forgot He was summoning flamethrower from his his his decapitated arm Dude, I gotta admit that voice is pretty dope Yep, I remember that how could I not Oh my god, how much air is coming out of him all the cum is being sucked out of him But I feel like cars are just gonna turn into an ambulance wait wait my favorite OSD is on That's a good idea Squirt some fire into his pipes you just casually made a dude made a molotov being choked by two flying arms This is so epic man. Why do I even need eyes at this point if this is what I'm my potential is Let me your aid Speedwagon, where are you? I need you to stare at him for me the Caesar death music wait, what? How dare you play this OSD And then mention him before even mentioned him in this OSD Played I thought Caesar was coming back, bro. You never know man I thought he was good with send from the grounds or he might descend from the heavens and like a in a Moses rope I wouldn't be saying that man this fight's not over bro that scarf starts talking with that bandana starts fucking talking I've seen heads decapitated before he ain't dead yet, bro. Jojo still has to fight the head He's still alive. You saw that chop my head off live on camera and let's see if I still react finish him off Come on his face. That should get him. Oh Wait, he's gonna be random now That was a good fight Damn that was better than the Jojo versus Dio fight. This is pretty good Wait, he actually did. Oh, no, he didn't he he did the movie thing where you think he did it But he did it and step, you know in movies. They usually use a gun He uses fucking hand that shows you the contrast between Jojo and normal media He wants me to ease his pain Was Caesar's pain eased when the ceiling fell on him I Do just pulls a pose with this guy's decapitated head on the floor. I love it Music as if they were born together. I mean, he's just a warrior. I think Jojo and Caesar were the bad ones Oh Holy shit, just stay around I like him Maybe Jojo could put you on his shoulders or something carry you around fucking want moo head I don't need eyes a horn or a wound. I don't even need my heart take it all Finally the cockering is gone. Oh my god Finally that shit's been on all season his dick is probably in tears right now I love it. It's final fight Sayonara Jojo Sayonara I didn't know they were best friends Here we go now it's time to fight cars and this isn't gonna be 1010 episodes Now they're gonna give us a tragic backstory of wamo Okay, so cars is the final boss Wamo was nothing. He was a piece of shit. I fucking hated him from the second he was born But he just decides to grow his hair that's what happens human beings have to wait years He just says, you know what it's time for my hair to grow. I Don't know how Jojo is still doing this. Oh, these zombies are so lucky One-on-one. He's a man of his word. I promise he did not have to make But we're just making promises over here for some reason and he showed her his horn So now he has to do it. It's not like they would have done anything anyways. Let's be honest Well, I'm an easy DC. We were friends for 10,000 years, but I always fucking hated them This is where you go to drink people, okay now I know what to put on my list when I go to Italy You may be strong, but you're still a woman the fuck does that mean Jojo canceled get him out of here, bro Get him out of here Jojo was cancelled party. Can't get him out of here throw him in with Hogwarts legacy. Oh You just talking shit about wama, what are you talking about fuck a rocket launcher. I'm gonna use my scarf How does speed wagon come into play that's all I want to know They went in the studio put a gas pump into this guy's mouth and filled him up with oil What are you doing? Why'd you say that? Oh god? You did the anime immortal sin The anime no, no you said yet. Ah, you did it. No No, I was too busy focusing on the OST Ay-ya-ya-ya All right, we're unlocking new moves. He went back in the menus and unlock the new move He did it again if cars just cheated. Why is Jojo still staring there? Why is he still staring? Why is he still standing there? Why? Come on Jojo rip your leg off and beat them with it. Ah Yeah, he just did an anime sin. He didn't let him finish his sentence look He cut him off. I actually wanted to hear what he had to say that never happens in anime Only the main character could interrupt the side character when they're talking Suzuki Suzuki Wa-mu is is is gonna take a shit from heaven right now all over you cars for disrespecting this This is all Wa-mu had to do You didn't have to make a promise finally The speed wagon foundation special. Oh my god the black is back Jojo, that's all I'm gonna do. I look so I hired a bunch of people to look for me, too This is that this fucking epic man our anti-vampire weapon reach Yes Yes, I missed bro. I'm Do bro fucking flashlights with him I'm sorry for making fun of you, but I did. I love you. I can't believe it This motherfucker speed wagon showed up with a bunch of flashlights and said I'm here to help you Jojo It's about Dan time Where's Jojo Jojo's too busy reloading his flashlight with double-a batteries or he just did anime thing and he teleported You crossed the line you shouldn't have crossed. Oh shit You cheated on her Wow, he's gonna do this for Wa-mu. What a fucking change and that you told me three episodes ago Jojo was gonna be fighting for Wa-mu Is he about to serve? What's with these characters looking like they're about to serve? Oh wait, he's done now. He can just run away He doesn't need to stay here. You don't need to talk right now cards. You can just drive away Jojo please please please bring it back to the diner days take the machine gun out of your jacket and spray him up Please smokey is there you could bring back the whole New York Lisa Lisa is mostly dead which means she's fully alive He purposely left her alive Why? Car cars why? Why I need to know why all right. You better tell us give me a good reason I'm glad you're asking yourself that We At least he showed us why Cars completely fuck he is he posing holding that fucking rope look at that Hurry up bring your flashlights over there There we go the Jojo Everything's coming together Welcome to the real talk that guy because the one more while move that was child's play. He was a pussy Right in hell forever. You better not be friend cars when you beat him. Yeah when cuz I know you will He doesn't know that Wait, what the fuck Wait a minute wait and wait wait a minute wait. Okay. That was That was a surprise Jojo was holding his mom's Panties this this blow Star Wars out of the the water with the whole Luke and Leib Sibling shit. Nah, man. This is some creepy level shit Jojo Saw his mama momma naked. He was gonna touch her up You better not be looking up that skirt Jojo maybe before I would have said do it But now I ain't telling you to do shit. Okay. Now you better look away. You better do it You better do a speedwag. It doesn't just look the other way Only Jojo can make killing somebody with a flashlight. Look this cool No other piece of media could do this All right smokey that was like six Jojo's now either do something to shut the fuck up Man there's so much on the line here Jojo Jojo Jojo Jojo keep saying it Thank you tells us everything you tell Why does it look bloated? What the fuck did he just eat mamu's horse head? Hey, I told you everything His mom is about to splatter and die in a second and this dude is asking the killer or giving him pointers He just set himself on fire That'll scare cars next time I want to motivate myself I'm gonna get a lighter and light my my my hand on fire. I'm gonna burn myself to death I'm gonna put my hand on the stove Can you guess what's what what's what um speed wagon's doing take a wild guess in the comments cars his engines going on E Where the fuck did his leg go? Am I missing something did I miss an episode where he lost his leg? Don't worry speed wagon. You could have went over there in quarter But instead you stole you chose to just stare at her dying. I blame I blame speed wagon That's why I'm like what a fuck it is what go What they forgot to draw on him, but this is what happens. I was gonna say you just grow another one You lied to him this is tired orc Oh, oh now that's trash talk Forget about telling us on when they slithered out of the abortion bucket you tell them this You may have lived a thousand years or 10,000 years, but they compete with my skills. You need another decade. I need a Jojo this track He'd be a fine rapper. I'm an overdrive. He's gonna throw the whole sandwich at him Oh, it didn't work because you just said that it didn't work. Oh fuck now It's Lisa Lisa I mean mommy's time stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it you're the last two characters to be cheering You don't do shit. Oh my god. What don't be smiling. Why are they cheering? There's we're not even halfway through the episode yet. Why are you cheering? Don't you notice now speed wagon? You've been alive for three arcs. Oh He still has to grow a unicorn on his head Quick rip your eyeballs out cars or your tires whatever you call them his headlights I love how the Hitler music comes on whenever he shows up. I love him. I love Hitler. He's great He's great clip that out of context. Oh my god Enough that they get ties Come on y'all know better now. Don't you I told you I told you What I tell you Don't give me that don't give me that You better not do no titty squeezing now man. That's your mommy Are they better kiss not with this song don't ruin the song actually I wouldn't even mind if they kiss Nick Why you like incest? Yeah. Yeah, I do get get get deal with it Yeah, why did arena that lying bitch lie They're playing the OSD even longer why is smokey here can somebody tell me this I Just realized Speedwagon looks like a leprechaun. Yeah, let's just tell them now Oh, well, I forgot we had time to explain this Why do we cut away? Oh wait a minute wait a minute Oh Wait a minute Fuck This is why those motherfuckers in the comment were like wait till you find out who she is I didn't know it was gonna be like this So it's George Joe you've Jojo and George Joe Yeah, now you have this Jojo flying without a helicopter or a plane What a fucking tragedy oh my god what a switch I Can't believe we're seeing this oh Shit feels like just yesterday. Everything's tying together. This is awesome, man. All the arcs Eight of bones in the hair. No, this guy's literally eating that in the studio right now. What the fuck? I wanted just a guy in a wheelchair man. That's your fault George. That's why your name isn't Jojo and it's George Don't ask never trust a wheelchair person. I'll put them next to the People that don't have eyes and the Germans What a piece of shit he could have followed a Jojo tradition. That's why you deserve this George That's why you don't have the Jojo name Jorge How dare he die like a side character. It was covered up as a nighttime bling crash But of course Speedwagon knows cuz he was there to see it because he was staring all time She flew did she actually fly? Holy shit. She looked mad as fucking that black dress now. That's a mother As Lisa Lisa As a murderer same shit Yeah, fuck the nation I do what she did I do it twice You don't got to run for me like you come to my house. Oh This is where she found Okay, it's big wagon. Just looked at her. That's all he did. It's all he had to do That's all he does could the Speedwagon foundation cover up my fake reactions, too Look at his little tummy. I got a rewatch this arc now to see all the dirty shit Jojo did with his mom. I still ship them Damn Speedwagon man with these speeches He speaks as strong as he stares all those stories came back into each other. I love it How would he have in this whole conversation? Is this the riso still alive? They got all the Germans to sing this song They gathered all those trainers around in a circle. This is my new gym song. No wait what? Man that was my reaction wait what? What did that go from? That was a twist that was a twist Even angels are our story makes What is this guy like I gotta look up ways look I can't believe the fucking mass. This is all Speedwagon Well, he could have destroyed it a long time ago This fight's not over. It's not over Holy shit. I said next episode called the birth of a super being That's like a title of a one punch man episode I can't even imagine I should have reacted to three episodes. I'm gonna make y'all wait shit just happens