 So for some reason, NBA 2K dropped patch 1.12 on NBA 2K18 the other day, and of course it got my curiosity pumping, man. We're gonna hop into the worst 2K of all time, just to investigate what patch 1.12 is really about. Okay, the loading screens is taking forever. I feel like I've been here for ages. Oh my God. Do you guys remember this game? At first, the idea was so magnificent. A neighborhood? Yes. But there was so many limitations. Like, if I wanted to change one of my shoes, I had to talk to that doorman, go up to the mic, or go to the closet, hit like four cut scenes, and in 15 minutes, I'd have my shoes changed. You'd grind your way to like 90 overall or something to pick up a bike. Only to find out the bike is slower than walking. Y'all remember this bike, man? I might've used this like three times for video purposes, that's it. And of course, how could we forget the kids screaming in the background? If you have the audio pumped up for whatever reason, because there's no kids in sight anywhere, I can't find them. And there's no way to shut it off. Actually, there is. They have headphones sponsored by JBL. What was my stats on this game? I only played like 400 park games, but Pro-M, I was the shit. All right, hold on. That's not what we're here to do. We're not reminiscing about this garbage-ass 2K. We're here to investigate, man. Why would 2K drop patch 1.1 to three months after 2K19 already launched? Y'all, it's not completely dead, man. It's actually people here. I'll give it that much. Hey, we need one more. They came to this side, pathetic. What? Just want to update y'all. It's been like 10 minutes, man. Still haven't got a damn game in. Great, great. No, that's fine. Wait, 10 minutes for a game is about to happen. Fantastic. Now that's the 2K18 experience I remember. So maybe, maybe, just maybe, they added a new feature in the past that just randomly disconnected you from time to time. I'm not used to waiting for games like this, man. This sucks. Do you guys have to do this all the time? All right, I'm back in this hellhole again. 70% of the time you go in here, you never make it out the other side. I did it in like two seconds. Yo, this is unheard of. Yo, what up, team? How you guys doing, man? Oh yeah, I forgot. You can't talk to your other team. That's good. Yo, this game feels mad responsive. It was never like this when I used to play it. I guess it's because no one plays it. No more. Bro, everything feels so weird. Love the logic in this game. Why? He just left you. Another leading shot, bang! Everything about this game when it comes to connection and responsiveness is a million times better now. But it's only because there's nobody on the servers. That means that any moment of 2K1 until they could have had this happen throughout the entirety of 2K18 that they just paid a little bit more. The loading times feel long as usual. The shooting feels easy as usual. The blow-wise and snatchbacks is still there. Look at this 99 overall on 2K18 trying to relive the past, man. Move on! Move on! This is the worst 2K of all time. Give it like one to two years and some of y'all are gonna start reflecting back on 2K18 like it was a fantastic product. When in reality, we all established it was the worst game in history. Oh my God. I think my PS4 is about to combust. Oh snap! The 2K18 Micore looks exactly like the 2K19 Micore. The one part of the game, they do not care enough about to ever try improving it. It's all the same. I mean, I didn't expect them to add any sort of new content. Not now, obviously. So were they just fixing a bug? Or were they just preparing to slowly dismantle this game until they finally turn off the servers next year in December? All right, check this out, ladies and gentlemen. Hop in the elevator, click on the Micore. Before you get out the elevator, pull into your mind player lap. Now, it's gonna take like 25 minutes to load, but that's fine. When it's finally loaded, back out. That's another 25 minutes, but it's gonna be worth it. Now you can glitch out of your Micore! Ladies and gentlemen, you now know a new glitch that you never cared to know. Now, this glitch here serves absolutely no purpose. It's all vanity. So for whatever reason, if you thought that your Micore was actually a part of the neighborhood, you'd be mistaken. It's in the sky. I know the whole time, guys. Oh, this is what I waste my time with. So what? I'm from the blood affiliation here. Why wouldn't you just automatically equip the the house to play 18, man? Y'all not messing with 19? Oh, I'm a 79 on 18 at that level. Wait, you talking about 18 or 19 right now? Oh yeah, I forgot. It cuts voices off randomly. So I thought that conversation was gonna continue. Alrighty now. We can start the game now, Mike Wang. You can click the button. Also, this is the first time I'm using my VPN solution to play NBA 2K18. Because remember, I only thought of it in 2K19. Bro, 18 is so dead. People with negative records are taking over the high rollers. That's tough, man. Hey, I'm gonna keep it five million with y'all, man. It feels responsive. What the hell? Oh, shoot it! You're a stretch! How can it stretch? Oh! Animation glitch. I forgot about that. Oh my God. That's me! My behind the back is so abysmal. That's hidden. That's hidden, guys. It's hidden! Zigzag action. Oh, that's me, baby. Let's get it. Pass it! Ah! Oh my God, it's green. Can you imagine hopping off when I pulled up? Ah, the regret he's gonna have when he's... Is someone delaying this? There's no way it's gonna line itself up like that, right? For the video, right when I'm recording, it's happening. It's being delayed, ladies and gentlemen. I'm gonna get off this spot real quick. I'm stuck, too! It's like waiting for a family member at the airport. Jesus, man. It takes 40 seconds to load out of the My Player Lab. You can't make this stuff up. I'll take it, man. 2K18, I'm just getting like... Oh, I'm getting three. Let's get it, man. I haven't missed yet, man. It's truly tragic what people must go through just to play NBA 2K18. For just $5 a day, you can help these poor souls upgrade. Because while NBA 2K19 might not be perfect, literally everything, and I mean everything, is better than wasting your time on this garbage-ass product. All right, man. I guess I didn't expect much when I started the video, but nothing changed. Game is the same bleak, gray, dry, depressing, Mad Max feeling, dry. Did I say dry? Game that I remember. If you guys haven't already, click on this video here. If you're not gonna do that, at least click on this video here. I'm gonna catch you guys in the next one. I need a palette cleanser.