 Start with me not in the shot, and just be trash can banger, and then come down to me. Alright, so this breakdown is very mean. I don't want to do mean breakdowns, but we're just doing what people request. Michael Taylor is like the worst game imaginable. He goes 0 for 5, and then commits the game ending error. His team's up, he fucking boots a ball, and they lose. So, there's not even much to say about it, because it's just like 5 strikeouts. Like, what do you say? But we're going to give it a shot right now. Test, test. Here we go. And now he's looking like, okay, shit, going to be a rough day. Going to be a rough day. Curveball strike 1, fastball 94 right down the middle, swing and a miss. Fastball right down the middle 95, swing and a miss. But Michael Taylor's going to charge it, oh my god. He's trying to charge it to keep the runner at third, because that's a tying run. He ends up missing, it goes all the way to the wall, and Pueig rounds the bases for the walk-off, little league home run. And the worst game imaginable gets worse for Michael Taylor. But, there's no but actually, because it was just bad. He said, it's just a tough day. 0 for 5, I can handle. I think I did it. I think that's it. Imaginable really threw me for a loop. That's fine. But, there's no but actually, Gord, to go ahead and run. I say but, because I thought the World Series was coming up. I forgot I had more. Get good claim on one of the worst days in baseball history. Congrats. So now that's at 227, which sucks, because Twitter's 220. Facebook's, that's annoying. So, what should I name this one? Michael Taylor goes 0 for 5, with 5. Strike out, then loses the game with an error. This is fuck. I mean, that's exactly what happened. But it just feels very mean. Feels very mean. Whoever requested this, you're a fuck. Now Michael Taylor hates us forever. Boom. So the modem, not the router. More fun. God damn it. 2-1,000, 3-1,000, 4-1,000, 5-1,000, 8. And Jakey IT, department. Power cycle, dude, the router. Power cycle it or reboot it? Reboot. Click the button below to re-boot it. It looks like I'm rebooting it. I'm rebooting it. Okay. Yeah, I'm just seeing the light. Yeah. See, all smashing waves. Got lights flashing. Lights, lights. Copyright, counting in. It's going slowly. Yeah. Time downloading. 15%. Three minutes left. You just guessing? Yeah. Okay. Because it's just a bar. Let's say... 25. I think this is 50 right here. Oh, come on, break 50. 50. 50% 51, Bernie Williams. 53, that's 53. Okay, this is 75, we're saying? Copy a brain. No, that's way more than 75. That's 75. No, it's not. You took four of those. Thank you. You just did it. You just did it. No. You just did it. You just did it. You just did it. I wanted... I really wanted to get the length of the X in there. 69. Nice, David. Nice. It's such a mean video. 75. So this is 99. Yeah, it's like... Oh, wow, huge leap right there. That went from like 75 to 80. Oh, 99%. Hit. Hit. Hit. The Cuban national team was doing exhibition gaming. It's a Rockland boulders. It's a nine thing. And they fucking chase the umps off the field. The umps make a weird call, though, so like, bad call, but I don't think you can gang up on the umps like this. It's kind of funny. One, I'm just scared shitless. I don't blame them. And you can read his lips pretty good. Let's see what we got. You called him safe. What's he got to do with it? He goes puppy dog, crooked head, look at him. Very sad. And he's just like, that's horrible. You called him safe. You called him safe. What's he got to do with it? Because he thinks the home plate umpire overruled it. Maybe, but he didn't. Nice. That's contact. Just go. Let it go. So a lot of contact was made with this ump. They get escorted away for a little bit. Rockland, they just do some high fives because they've won. Great call. And then they high five each other because it is a game of sportsmanship. After all, I think that's one taker. How funny is that? That's contact. This guy just screaming it. Tom says no. He's going to go to his other umpires. Much better. Even if it's funny how it goes blank for a little bit. That's contact. It goes empty. That's contact. Good editing job. Just go. Let it go. The let it go is so funny. Let it go. So usually like let it go is like a calm thing. So a lot of contact was made with this ump. Thunder, lightning. The way love is frightening. I'm going to pee. Want to take a thumbnail first? Yeah. Pee before every show. These are old blades. Thumbnail taken and gassed. I'm respectable staring right at you. Lousy with stature. But then with all democracy. I'm blowing my dough and going. Deluxe and dare I be? Ain't I pretty? It's my city. I'm the king of New York. King of New York. Okay. From the movie Newsies. Are we ready to go? Ready when you are, I think. Middle camera? Yeah. Middle camera to start. Sub-patrons. Today is June 16th and baseball is still on fire. But we've got a bunch of voicemails that we're excited about. So let's do it. Let's talk yanks. What's going on everybody? Two talking yanks. My name is Jimmy and sitting next to me is Jake. He's currently got an underbeard made out of a mask. We both have very red noses today. Jake got some sun. I have a wildly raging pimple coming through. And we're going to talk some Yankees. First, very important update. We're getting a TV and studio. Come with us. Come with us. That TV is going to be there. And then we're going to see Trevor as we record. And guess what? When we look at Trev, we'll be talking about baseball. But not actually because it's a shit show. MLB's burning it all down just to spite the players. Now I have to become a TikTok star. I've been fighting it this whole fucking time. And now I'm going to have to dance my way to the top. I'm your private dancer. Dance. Those are the words. I don't know what he's saying. No baseball probably. I'm at like 90% no baseball. I think we're still doing the dance. But either way it sucks. Why are we? Because I'm a dancer. What's the date? 16th. Yesterday was June 15th. Rob Manfred went from unequivocally saying there will be baseball to saying he wasn't sure there will be baseball. I'd like to remind everyone baseball is fun. Jump on the media store, we'll get one. And yesterday was the best day in baseball history because baseball is coming back in a big way. Bottom out, you've got to find the bottom to find the top sack. Tell the people that. What's going on, everybody? Welcome back to John Moyniak Radio. Today is Tuesday, June 16th. That was the intro song by Bubak and the Summons. I forget the name again. But Bubak and the Summons is great. Further into the blues. Speaking of it is Tuesday. How are you holding up? It's Tuesday. You nailed it. I'm doing great, man. I'm doing great, man. Little food poisoning last night. My favorite sport that is currently covering two-thirds of my clothing items. The commissioner saying it's unlikely they'll play. Trav, can you hear us? He can hear us. But I don't think you... Do you guys have... Can you guys hear... Do you hear this? No. Got a pretty tit shot of BBD right now. Hold on, though. We need... We need this to go... Yeah, you got to set up your audio stuff. Trav's got a clap. Then we're going to play the intro music. Yeah? Gave you a little boost there. Yeah, thanks. Appreciate it. Some people... Give a couple more and your hands are above the mic. Trav, what's your circumference? You want one? Just, yeah. How it would be labeled. I got you. I got you. Okay. Doesn't look like this, then? Nameless. Should have seen the guy at City Field. You ever heard that story, Trav? We were peeing at a bathroom outside City Field. The dude at the urinal next to Jake just stared him in his eyes and shook his dick at him. Like inches, like they were this close and it was just like shaking his dick right at him. And it was a big fat dick. And I saw it. And I was like, oh, we walked out of the bathroom. I was like, that dude just shook his dick at you, Jake. He was like, oh, I know. I know. Big time. Yeah. He didn't say a word either. Just no words exchanged. He just stared Jake in his eye and shook his dick. What's going on, everybody? Welcome back to Talking Baseball. My name is Jimmy. Sitting next to me is Jake. Corner of the room, we got BBD. And in California, we have the one and only Trevor Plouffe, who just turned 34 years old. That is correct. Went out to a nice dinner, had a nightcap afterwards. All in all, it was a successful day. I even made it back home in time after my dinner, played a little online poker with my crew. Trevor, I want you to turn that frown upside down, although you and Tony Clark do share the same birthday. Happy birthday, Tone. How was your day? But yesterday was a great day for baseball. It's one step back before you take two steps forward. It's death before something is reborn. I kind of love this camera view of me. I'm, uh, I'm generally well. Highs and Bs. Cherokee. I could have been a confused wife. What happened was Jake pulled out the chair so we could lean back. Luke stole his chair. Did not even lean back. Not leaning back. Didn't know you could. Would it make it better or worse if you stole your chair and leaned back? And then I'd appreciate it. That's... It's like paying respect. Those chairs also plug in and you can give yourself a little massage. What? Yup. Thanks for calling in and talking baseball. Thanks for calling. What do you got? Making a voicemail line so we can have callers talking baseball. Thanks for calling. What do you got? To the point. That's like an 8400. I'm fine to leave it at that. I think... What's the talk in the ice one? Do you even know? We do voicemail episodes every Tuesday if you're calling in. That's probably what you're looking to do. There's a deal. We're not being rude. But we don't even click play on voicemails over a minute long. Keep it nice and short and tiny and you'll be on the next show. Thank you. No games. That's long. But... 20 seconds. The one minute time stamp needed to be set for talking baseball. So I used to call in with like three minutes long. Dude. Should I say that we're talking baseball too? I should. You don't actually have it. Take it under one minute. We don't even check it if it's over one minute. Short. Sweet. To the point. We're excited. Thanks. Sounded so... Knocked. Do we really care? That was like so condescending. Yeah. We're excited. Thanks. Yeah. I was just trying to be quick. This is what happens when you leave voicemails. Like your own outgoing message. You do it so many times. Thanks for calling. You'll fucking be on the show. God. God damn it. Redo. Thanks for calling. Talking baseball. We're doing voicemail episodes. We want to hear what you got to say. Try to keep it under one minute nice and tidy. Let's go. Jake sucks. We're using that one. That one's like a 96. 96 out of 100? Yeah. Cool. I'm labeling it under one minute. Jake. No. Under one minute. Jake. The Jake's story, Ellie's story. Call in. Jeff Passing. What's happening? You're passing. Major League Baseball has sent a new proposal to the MLB Players Association sources tell ESPN. No deal is done. Fuck. But with Rob Manfred and Tony Clark having met, this has seen a significant process considering where the parties were 40 hours ago. So who's got the report? Hyman. Heyman. Yeah. Did I say that right? You're passing. That was bad news to him. That's just not the best news. Let's do a video. Okay. Where are the treats? Where's Jeff Passing Street? That I just read. Run standing. Come on, you're exciting. Motherfucker. Okay. Luke the Tallest guy in the office. Yeah. Okay. Ready? Are you recording? There is not even a deal in principle between MLB and MLB Players Association. But one involved person said with Manfred, meeting face to face, the rhetoric portion of the program is over and the real negotiations have begun. Where's the video? This video sucks because they're not even a deal. There's no deal. That blows. I think there's going to be a deal, but like I'm not going to go post a fucking more excited video. Post this video. Send it to me. I did. I'm going to send it to you. Thanks. People need the meter. Bunch of bullshit. I'm going to stomp around. Now we're just going to scroll Twitter all day. I was about to call Trev up like we need a pod. Right. Got her 20 throws in. This is an official ball. Yeah. Scratch it up nice and good. They know the league must get full pro rated other issues. No agreement. Okay. What happened after that? Yeah. MLB PA? What time was that? 301. He said it's balls. They're saying it's not. They just said like no agreement in place. Okay. So they're just saying the reports are false. And then can you still bring these up on your computer? Yeah. Like the actual wording. We can paraphrase a little because we need to be under two minutes. It's been a wild afternoon for baseball fans. Joel Sherman reminds us of what's important throughout all this. That both sides hate each other. And where does that leave the fans? Life sucks. Sounds good. Okay. The unison shrug hands up. So Manfred just put out a statement. Right after recording that video at 345, Rob Manfred wrote a statement that said yes, I did meet with that dude Tony Clark and we did talk. And that's basically all his statement said. Which again leaves the fans. Jeff Passen was happening. The proposal from the players to Major League Baseball 70 games. I'm assuming, and I've been negative about this now, that the owners will come back and say, no there is a deal. Look what they've done to me. I'm normally a happy boy. I think this is good. Jake's up. Me and Jake have been opposites. But he was right last time when he was happy and I was upset. I hope I'm right because I'm happy. This seems good. It seems natural. They say 60, MLB says 60, players say 70, 65. I have no idea what to feel. This is a weird sandwich. I'm more stressed out about this. It's like a chicken sandwich with maple syrup on it. I think the bacon is maple bacon but very, very, very strong maple bacon. It's so sweet to be a sandwich with cheese, in my opinion. The owners are going to come back and be like, we had a deal. I've just seen no sign of them being amicable. So I'm hopeful for that. The last two offers have been moving. Closer. Yeah. Make it a video, make it a picture of a video or a video of a picture. This is going to be moving. We're going to be getting free. Yeah. That's pretty good, right? Welcome to the studio. This is my office. Can you, we got to throw that light on, that'll help this show. I have to say, you guys look like shit. Honestly killed the cat. Who ordered the foot long? Happy birthday. Is this birthday? I didn't tell Jimmy that it was your birthday. Happy birthday. Hi, Brendan Cutty. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You guys never met? No, but I recognize David from Twitter. Wow. Big baby. It's high praise. Throw the intro out there. We are joined by now recurring guest. Brendan Cutty of the NJ Times. I feel like we always, we always screw it up. Did we get it right? Definitely not the NJ Times. NJ.com. We may have figured out the technology. Look at this. That looks dope already. Make sure that the speaker changed at the front panel. And changed this. No. And changed this to Ron David. Or yeah, that. That should be it. It doesn't work, I'll fucking kill myself. Whatever. They just need to be able to see Trevor. This should be... Trevor. Like that. And then we can see what baby is showing the audience to. Up top. Or you can just move that camera closer. I mean like, all this. It's too much of this. Can you hear us? Holy shit. Holy shit. I wish you could see this. Our setup's legit, brah. I'm going to text you a picture of what this looks like. And then I'm going to text you a picture that just stays between you and me. What? It's... Jake's dick looks like an old man's thumb. Probably the smallest penis you've ever seen. Yeah. It's got a nail on it. Look at the rest of it. What's going on everybody? Welcome back to Talking Baseball. My name is Jimmy. I got Jake sitting right next to me. Trevor Ploof on the big screen. He's coming to us from California. And BBD in the corner. It's unfortunate. How is nobody else in the room? Yeah. How is nobody else in the room? Nobody took notes? The following up. Statements are so dumb. Issuing statements accomplishes nothing. Furthermore, we also find the plethora of repetitive statements to be meaningless. And in bad faith. And void of any... I'll do that at the end. Repetitive. We find the repetitive statements to be meaningless and void of any... Value. Value or substance. Sure. All we want is baseball. We are so close. To be played. So close. We are so close. We are so close. Do something in good faith. Do something in good faith for the first time. Do something. Okay, no, no. We respectively are asking each side to do something in good faith. That's us. Statement. Statement made. First John Boy Media statement. That is our first statement. It's a statement. Trevor. We've been licking this and passing it back and forth. Don't tempt us. We will freak the fuck out of you. I declare I am ready.