 Hey man, fresh to death, feel me, check it out, check it out, fellas, still got the tag on, feel me? I'm about to go right back to the store after the video. Hey, Ronnie, I want to tell you one thing, bro. I'm coming for that job, you feel me? I'm coming for that job, I'm about to go secure this right here, let me go to the press conference. Can we see a walk real quick, like walk? Ladies and gentlemen, this is my application. I'm the center of peer-to-peer podcast, link in the description, subscribe to the channel, drop a like! Every day when I wake up, man, I head over to 2k.com slash jobs, you know, just to see what jobs are available, ladies and gentlemen. You know what I'm saying? I love to do this content-creating thing, but what I love more is taking a pay cut and working for 2K, being under their thumb. So what we got here today, 2K makes exceptional games, without a doubt! 2K 17, 2K 18, those are exceptional games. What it's like to work here, we constantly push ourselves creatively to do the best work of our careers. We want to work with like-minded game devs, artists, engineers, producers, marketing, communication. That's me, baby! That's me! You know, the benefit of being me is that my resume is online. They don't even need to get me in for an interview, they can just watch my videos. You feel me? I know y'all probably like agents, probably we're seeing you in a fedora. That's usually like you know a guy who wears a fedora surround here. But not today, it's me, feel me? I probably look fresh as sh** though. Look at that. Ooh, see that right there? See that? Wow. They do have some new job openings though, we look very carefully. God damn it! There's a hundred and eighty, wait for real, actually this is my first time on here. I've been trolling this whole time. There's actually a hundred and eighty three positions. Why have they not been filled, man? A 3D artist, a 2D 3D artist. Oh, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is not just for NBA 2K, because the NBA 2K team is at Navado. So the ones that say Navado is for NBA 2K. They need a 3D artist, okay, interesting, interesting. They need an animation engineer, okay. Ooh, that's for me, global community lead over at NBA 2K, yes. Hey, yo, so for the last few years on YouTube, let's get serious. Actually, let me turn the key down, because it's hot as sh** under this. Yeah, so every time Ronnie 2K or NBA 2K puts out any kind of tweet or post about a new job offering, I'm the top comment. Guys, let's address this sh** once and for all. You feel me? No press conference, no nothing necessary. I do not want to work at NBA 2K. The things you dislike about the game are decisions made from the guys at the tippity top. So unless I get a position working with CEO Mike Strauss. Is that his name? No, no, Strauss Zelnik. Don't know where I got Mike from. Then I'm really not doing sh** there. So I mean, I blew up on YouTube 2K17 era. I was just talking my mind. I was just doing tutorial videos. And when I dislike something, I said that I dislike something. And that was weird for a lot of people because at that time, most people just kind of said what they needed to say to get invited out to the events. You see, I got the tag on. You're playing with me. Drop the hundo. And it worked. It was refreshing. 2K17 was a disaster of a game with plenty of glitches, bugs, and it didn't get the attention it deserved. So when I sat there saying what was on my mind, I guess a lot of people just felt it because they played the game too. And then, you know, I started to growl, growl. I'm doing gameplay videos here. They're a boom, boom. And now every time a job is offered, they're like, oh man, agent would be the perfect person to fill it because he knows what's going on. The problem with this position is like, you don't think LD2K and him know what's going on. LD2K be playing a game more than most of y'all. It's just he doesn't have the power to make the changes. LD2K can hear something and then he'll relay it to the devs who can do something about it. But sometimes their devs can't even do anything about it because they either don't have the time or the funding to address those issues. So you might think that agents securing the global community lead position and look at all the things I'm going to do. Define and lead the global community management strategy and collaboration with Key Stakeholders. This position basically is when anything goes wrong with the game, we're going to blame you. You know how we've been blaming Ronnie for like the last decade? There's going to be a new person to blame. That's what this position is. You're going to hear something wrong. You're going to tell the devs. And since you're the face of it, they're going to blame you when they have something to be angry about. Why is that a position anybody would want? I don't even know why this position Ronnie or LD ever wanted. It's wildly stressful. You get blamed for everything that goes wrong and you get no credit when everything goes right. It's a position where you absolutely lose. And I wouldn't have the power to do anything positive. No, that's cap. I might have the power to do some positive things in the game, but not nearly enough as you might assume. This position right here, ladies and gentlemen, is a trap. Not only is it not going to pay me as much as I'm being paid right now to relax, make videos, react to things from time to time, do the A&P shoots and a podcast. I'll link them in the description. But on top of that, I'm going to be under 2K's thumb. There's going to be plenty that I'm not allowed to say anymore because it goes against the values. Have you ever heard Mike Wang come out and say something crazy about the game? You don't think he thinks there's things that can get better? He can't tweet about them. He can't make a video explaining or criticizing anything going on because he works for them. The reason I could say exactly what I want is because I don't have anything sign telling me I can't. And it's never really my intention with any kind of video where I'm ranting to be disrespectful. There's plenty to be angry about when you're playing NBA 2K. We all know that the game has so much potential to be more fun. And I feel like every year all it needs is a little that. And it'd be flawless, maybe not flawless, but better, more fun. Man, y'all catch me as a global community lead. They nobody want that. Next thing you know, they're going to have me on caffeine streams capping about that's the new neighborhood. Feel me? Yo, I'm not going to lie to y'all. I don't know how this game is played. I don't know as much as y'all think I know. The reason is because most devs kind of just keep to themselves. I don't ever get a chance to hear from them. So on the content creator and gaming side of things, I know all there is to fucking know because I do this shit. But from the development side and the publishing side of things, I only know what's told to us. I've never talked to any developer behind the scene who gave me exclusive information that's never fucking happened. I get a chance to create and execute both internal escalation processes and external communication with best practices. That's exactly what I want to be doing with my day. I want to wake up at 8am to go to work at 9am to see Ronnie 2K every day, because by the way, it's already punishment enough. Then I'm going to have to stay there for 8-9 hours, probably over time if we're being honest because these guys are overworked and there's not enough people that need to hire more people. We already know this stuff. Also, I can get paid less, blamed every time something goes wrong and actually have no ability to have any positive influence in the direction of the game whatsoever. Who would want that position? That's why this is still available. Ronnie 2K posted this like a month or two ago on his page. They still haven't felt this position, man. That on top of the fact that... Hold on, I just want to show y'all my... Fresh... Fresh as s***. Y'all see me fresh as... Ooh, my pants is falling. On top of all of that, even if I could acquire a position like this, which I can't... Hold on, let's get to the reason why I can't. Five years of community management lead experience, ideally with sports video game space, which is an impossible requirement. Like, who are you going to get someone from? You're going to get someone from Madden? Sports gaming? There's like eight relevant sports games right now. And they all have community managers already. You trying to poach somebody? North American and global community management experience, a strategist by nature and a true visionaries ex-executor? I'm joking, but I'm being serious at the same time. What does the application process look like? To submit your application, please complete these following steps, fields marked with a red asterisk are required. So every time Ronnie 2K hops on one of his streams, everybody tuned... Not, that's cat. Really nobody tunes in. It's like one person tunes in and posts it to Twitter, besides the point. The people that are in there, leave comments talking about some let agent be the community manager that'd be dope for the game. As we established, it wouldn't make any impact whatsoever. But Ronnie eventually replied to the comment, and this is what he said. Oh man, I didn't even know Flight reacted to this video. I'm going to have to watch that later. Look how chubby I was, man. So it's like flight crew, FTC, foot... Oh, my bad guy, I'm getting too into it. Look at the little chubby agent, and then look at like mid-agent. Hey, shout out Phantoms, because I ain't watched a stream. I only ever heard of this because I watched this specific video that he posted. Why would an agent take my position? What about his work experience? Just because you're on YouTube, and you can, you know, you have a microphone doesn't mean that you're suitable for a... Ronnie doesn't even have it within himself to give me a compliment. Did you see that? He was about to give me a compliment. Just one. Just because an agent is on YouTube and he has... Like he could have said anything, like a lot of subscribers, a great voice, interesting person. He could have named any compliment in the world to give me. And he said, has a microphone. Corporate position at a gaming company. Hey, agent can apply for a community manager. My guess is he will not, though. But if he applies, of course, we would consider it. Flight reacts for community manager because what we really need at the 2G office is somebody that cusses every five seconds. That would help our game be way better. Part of the problem might be, you know, flight comes after me because I'm actually visible, you know? And again, I'm not the community manager. We don't have one. We're trying to hire for one. That's the problem, though, Ronnie. Y'all haven't had one for two years now. Think about how crazy that is. Think about the scale of your game and the fact that y'all haven't had a community manager for two years. And it just now hit y'all recently that you probably should get one. That's crazy. I remember when they first got... Was it LD when LD initially left? I was like, so who's the community manager? Because I knew Ronnie wasn't the community manager even though by default everyone just assumed he was. And for like a year and a half, I was thinking to myself, why is nobody talking about the fact that this massive game doesn't have a community manager? There is games that's way smaller than 2K that has two to three community managers. Two to three. Just to put that into perspective, by the way. So when 2K is just completely detached and out of touch with what the community's asking, it's because they actually haven't put anybody in place to monitor what we're saying and relay that to whichever team is responsible for making the decisions. But he's right. There's nothing about what I've accomplished that leads me to have any kind of corporate position. Could I still do the job better than Ronnie? I swear to God, probably. But I'm not qualified to. I left school in my third year. I was a sport manager major. I was doing great in everything. You know what I'm saying? But YouTube blew up. And why would I be in school gathering more debt if YouTube's going great? That make no sense. And I get to wake up every day and make videos. And I love videos. I joined film competitions all childhood, growing up. I love doing this stuff. And I love gaming. I played competitive on amateur circuits. My whole life on Socom, Ghost Recon, Metal Geosology, f**king Navy. So then I give up all of that so that Ronnie can tell me what to do from nine to five. Y'all think about that. I'm gonna go there and then y'all not gonna hear nothing from me. Because I'm not gonna be allowed to say nothing. When something's messed up with the game, I'm gonna have to pretend like it's alright. Or I'm gonna have to stay quiet because I work for them. I can't actually say anything remotely negative. I can't even say anything critical. And that's really all I'd be doing in these videos. Like, there's plenty to criticize. And the reason we criticize is because we want the game to get better. Like, if 2K didn't already know, proximity chat would be great. I could say that publicly because I am a consumer of their product. Now, if I work for them, I couldn't just talk about proximity chat like that. I couldn't. Everyone would... This is awkward. Oh my god. Are you... Are you applying for the shit? We'll leave. This is so awkward. We'll leave. Look at that. Get the f*** up out of here, man. We'll leave. We went crazy on this resume, man. Wow. The part where we talked about the one two-year and 10-year limited warranty went crazy. Yo, part of me, though, just wants to apply just because Ronnie said, I don't... he doesn't think I'm gonna apply. Oh my god. Alright, let's make a resume, fellas. God damn it. I forgot how to do resumes. I'm not even... I'm not even joking. That's the funny part. Alright, guys, I just finished up my resume. I'm gonna send this into Ronald for sure. 2K Resume, this is my experience. I'm a nice guy. I'm knowledgeable about the game and I own a microphone. My skills, I'm a top hash sitter. I perform under pressure and I own a microphone. My interests involve dropping folks off, blaming Ronnie 2K and talking to microphones. Then I left a cool little photo of me having the time of my life in this video right here. I think I'm gonna get the job, fellas. Look at my resume, guys. I'm gonna send this into Ronnie. You know what I'm saying? And hopefully, you know he accepts me so that I could reject the position because I don't want it. I do, though, hope that by the end of this video you guys stop bringing me up every time Ronnie 2K has a job application. I actually have no interest in working for because that's what this is. It's not working with, it's working for Ronnie 2K. The reality is whoever ends up getting that position is also not gonna have much influence over how the game runs which decision, micro transactions, gameplay. They don't make that stuff up. Did LeMonstre say something? Let me tell the devs. Did John on Twitter say something? Let me tell the devs. Maybe they didn't know. That's what my job is gonna be, guys. It's gonna be that. Just that, really. You know, they gave you a whole list of things that you might do, but it's really just gonna be that at the end of the day. And the really f***ed up part is I'm probably gonna lead the effort in bamboozling content creators to sign or do whatever. I'm gonna be over there bamboozling all and sign 10-year deals. Lead direct-to-player social media communications that promote one-way and two-way dialogue. That basically means put tweets out. Collaborate with social content leads to conceptualize and integrate community-driven content and social calendar cadence. That basically means posting on the social platforms and videos. Collaborate with our influencer and marketing teams to activate both NBA 2K influencers and gamers IRL and online. That means bamboozle the influencers to sign deals. Y'all want me to do that s***, man. That's what y'all want me to do. Man, I'll be the biggest f***ing hypocrite of all time if I ever got off of this position and I took it, man. Utilize social listening tools to compile weekly reports, inform decision-making, and make strategic adjustments. That literally just means look at analytics. I swear to God, how do they fit all these words in? They say a whole lot of nothing in a whole lot of bargain jargon. Someone's going to take the position. You know, and I just hope it's someone that once was good for the game at the end of the day, but the fact that it hasn't been filled yet means that they're probably very particular about who they're going to choose for that position. It is going to be somebody that we're all going to know. We're going to see their face. And so whenever they end up filling it, it's going to be somewhere very familiar with it. He's probably going to take somebody heat away from Ronnie 2K if I'm being real with you. Ronnie, the official answer, I don't want your job, all right? So guys, stop telling Ronnie that I do, and we're just going to leave it at that. Ladies and gentlemen, if you enjoyed, you haven't already podcast that 50K. Second channel on the way to 200K. Show love, man. Main channel, second channel. Links in the description. Subscribe if you're out on news and videos on the screen. I'm going to catch you guys in the next one. I'm out. Peace.