 I'll read your hoodlums. It's Max's birthday. Say hello to Max. He's not interested. He's not interested. So we're taking them. So we're doing that cliche thing that everyone does when they have a dog and it's their birthday. And they take them to a pet at home to pick out their their presents. Hopefully pick something good. Oh pick a hamster. I don't think you can pick a hamster. Can you not pick a hamster? No. What if you really like the hamster? Um no. Is there anything the dog touches? Is that what you buy? Is that how it goes? Now I can put all his presents on business. It's great. Max! Max! Max! Max! Look at the camera! No. It's okay. He doesn't want to pee. He does. Do you want to pee Max? Always. Sense of that. Should we get a black basket? Are we gonna need a basket are we? Is he gonna want that much? What you gonna get huh? Maybe not most. Don't learn to pee okay? Why he's fine? He won't pee. He wants a new bowl. I wonder how many times dogs pee in here in a day. But I can't smell it everywhere. Come here to pick a toilet pee on everything. Max look what's this. Don't look at me I have no idea. Max you're not allowed to pee. Yeah. You're not choosing anything though. No. Come on. Why you gotta ruin my fun. You're gonna always tell me when he's gonna do it. This is not allowed. Hosturing. Like a rabbit Maxie. Look at this. No monkey. Monk. No monkey. No it's not okay. Monk's not. What if it squeaks though? Will it squeak James? Monkeys don't squeak. Oh this one does. Try a smaller one. That's a bit too big for his little mouth. That's too big. Okay. How about this one then? James no. Max you okay this? Oh two monkey. He's not bothered by anything. I don't know if this video is going the way that you hoped. It's not. It's like dogs. I want a dog. Give me another dog. Max. No. What did you feed? What did you feed? She doesn't want that either. Max join this. Max lying. Lying. It is really cheap to keep. Look at it Max. It's a lot of James. Like this huh? What about this one? No. I think he likes it. You think he likes it? I think he likes it. I think he loved it. Put it in the basket. Okay we'll get that one. What do you like? It's got an expensive taste this one. Max. Max what's this? Is that nice? No. Maxie. Max what is that? No. Oh he loved it. We're really not that bothered. This is not how these videos are supposed to go. I think you're forgetting about me. What does James want? What do I want? Another dog? James. Don't let him pee on anything. I think it'd be a piece and that means he won't say it. No. Oh you like him at least. Max look. You love. Oh he wants the sausages. Okay he's chosen sausages. Oh we've actually chosen something. What is this? Chicken with bacon hot dogs. Do you want a bun to go with those Max? Okay I don't know. Okay Maxie what else are we getting buddy? Don't look at me like I have no idea. So so far we've got giraffe and hot dogs. Do you like it? Yeah he'll enjoy that. What about chicken turkey? No chicken turkey's a no. All right what about cottage pie? Well I got more response from the lamb hot pot. So we'll take a lamb hot pot and we'll take a wild boar. Everyone's gonna be like what did Maxie do for his birthday? He banned silly. Should we should we stop it there because I don't think he's picking anything else. I don't think he's gonna pick anything up. Okay. So we cut to him playing with said toys. Okay bye. You pet this? I'm on the mouth. Excited? Yeah. Oh it's got like quickly legs. It's like it's so big for my tiny mouth. Like it huh? You like it? Yes. Rub it apart Max go on. I'll grab the head. I'll grab the head. Let's rip the label off. Although this seems to have the approval of Max I think. I'm gonna get his neck. Guess my play. Yeah I thought you'd like it out there. There's no big bobbin. But the galley is going on. Not interested are you? No it's not your fault. And right it's not. Well he needs a hot dog. He did pick those when he picked those hot dogs. It's give him a hot dog. It's give him a hot dog. I want to pee on more things. But what's here? Put it in my pocket. I don't think I'm putting it in my pocket. He's maybe eating this hot dog more. You're eating this hot dog. Oh there we go. All right do you like the hot dog Max? Sit. Okay wait sit. He likes the hot dog. He likes the hot dog. All right wait. Ready Max? Okay. But no don't take the whole thing. Eat it in bits. It's mine. Oh god. Well that's in that hot dog. Oh dear. You like the hot dog huh? I get it. I get it. No give me. Good boy Max huh? Well he likes it. Oh well. Oh you want more. You want to come back for the rest of the hot dog? No you had enough. That's your lot.