 There's so much absurdity in the world today that it should be a comedian's treasure trove because pointing out absurdity is a comedian's societal job, pleasure and source of income. But these days the comedians seem like a pack of pirates staring at a mountain of riches drooling. Shoot of a thousand worlds. But there's a dragon sitting on top of that mountain and it's telling the comedians don't you dare touch one dang doubloon on this mountain. Or it's kind of like that Aladdin cave tiger thing. There's a cave boy, a cave of wonders. Well you couldn't grab any of stuff in the cave or like the cave would totally implode on you. You need somebody like Indiana Jones to get that treasure which I guess these days in comedy would be like Dave Chappelle or something. For example, we currently have a clearly incompetent president that actually plans on running again. But the really funny and sad thing is, he's the best thing that Democrats have. I mean it's absurd. And pointing out absurdity is a comedian's societal job, pleasure and source of income. But the dragon on top of the comedy gold mountain is like hands off that giant red ruby comedians. It's off limits is the dragon cave thing. Oh I know making fun of every past president's incompetence is what we've always done but it's off limits now. Also I'm hearing reports these days of some grade school's classrooms with something like 20% of the girls reporting as some kind of LGBT plus or whatever. This seems strange, does it not? I mean from an evolutionary perspective, not my perspective minds you, but evolution's perspective. Evolution is like the number one goal, isn't it? Is it really possible that evolution got its primary objective wrong? Not like 0.01% of the time, but is actually off by like 20%? I mean would it make sense for any mammal like a pack of dogs, cats or bears to have 20% of the population, LGBT or whatever plus? We're mutating faster than the X-Men! But that's not how evolution actually works, is it? The school administrators are like, hey, that little girl started hanging out with boys and changed her favorite color from pink to blue. She's evolving into a boy, just like Logan, that X-Men guy who evolved into a Wolverine. Get the testosterone injections ready, we've gotta help this evolution along. After all, where would Wolverine be without his adamantium bones? It's like, hold on a second here. I think we're jumping the gun a bit. In a healthy society, comedians would be pointing out the absurdity of this, because pointing out absurdity is a comedian's societal job, pleasure and source of income. But the dragon on top of the comedy gold mountain is like, hands off that shiny diamond comedians. It's off limits, says the dragon cave thing. I mean honestly, the next report we're likely to hear will be something like, The president of the United States was found sniffing a toy dolly's long black hair for hours. Could it be that for the last 350 millennia, we've been misgendering Madame President? It's like, no, I think you're misinterpreting Biden's hair smelling thing. And they're like, no, you don't understand. He really thinks he's a girl now. And it was even easier convincing Madame President he's a girl than convincing my five-year-old girl she was a boy. And it's like, OK, that's not surprising at this point that you convinced the president of the United States he's a little girl now. It's sad that you convinced a man who has been around since the creation or invention of the very first solitary donkey that is now a little girl. But it's not surprising. Oh, crap.