 When the moon is set as a big pizza pie at summer break. Welcome to my stream. My name is NMPLOL. And today, we're gonna wait for Milena to do everything. Who's gonna be Milena? Crusty's Light Fluffy Butter Mike. Complete pancake mix. Butter what? Butter Mike. Butter milk? This is Mike. Mike? Mike? Oh, butter milk. Oh, milk. This is family size for 130 pancakes. Makes 130 pancakes. We're gonna make two or three of these bags. I don't like cold pancakes. Cold pancakes fucking suck. So like, if people aren't here. They could fuck right off. They could eat the cold pancakes. Okay, good. We eat them hot, they get them cold. To be honest, I don't think anyone else is gonna be waking up. I'm gonna be honest. Hey, well they're gonna be missing out on the best pancakes they've ever had. Did you bring any Tonys? What are Tonys? Tonys? You love Tonys. Tonys is really good. Tonys is really good. It's Tonys. It's like Cajun, like, it's good. Cajun? It's good. Run to pancake? You put on everything. Oh. Put it in your water. Ooh. We should also have more than just pancakes, by the way. No. Do we have eggs? Oh yeah, we should. Oh, I would love to. I can make eggs. I can create some eggs. All right, I can do the bacon then. We have bacon. We have sausage for people who like whatever this is. I like sausage. Good. Yeah, so we have, we have, we're doing the best we can with what we got. You know, we have this, uh... 16 people, why do you need three of these 90 pancakes? What? I don't know. Yeah, fuck you. Yeah. Fuck you, man. Okay, so we're going to go and we're going to put some pancake mix. This is going to be about 3 fourths cup. Yep. Give or take. And then we want to take some... Mate, mate, mate. What? You have to use a cup. You can't eyeball. You're in a cutie. What do you mean? You don't know how to cutie. You have no idea what you put in there. Yeah, I do. We have to find the measuring tools. We just, listen, if Melana or Cutie were here, they'd automatically know where it would be. Oh my gosh. We just need somebody like Melana or Cutie or... I can find stuff. Jinx or Casey Tron. Just someone like that. Okay, I don't think jinx would be able to find shit. Well, just, you know, someone kind of like that. Okay, this is what we're going to do. We're going to make this much pancake mix. We're going to make one max. Okay, just trust me on this. I know what I'm doing. I've been doing this for minutes. Okay, one max. Oh, it's going to be a lot of pancakes. This will be fine. Just trust me on this. Ready? Max, max, max. Okay, this is one half max. Okay, so we have one half max. Listen, we're going to do a whole max. Okay, trust me, it's all about relativity. The theory of relativity of pancakes. Albert Einstein got this from me. It's kind of genius the way you put in this together. Right, so... So two thirds of max because you have the max. Wait, how many cups did you put in there? I don't know, we got a max. It doesn't matter, you have max. So, here's what we're going to do. One max, two eggs. That's a measuring cup. This is a cup. It's a cup. We found it. Wait, but we already did one max. It's too late. S-Fan, S-Fan, S-Fan. I know this has to be good. Hey, trust me, trust me. I've done this for ever. Eggs are no eggs. Dude. I don't, I mean... Wait, I would call Milana, but her phone's here, so... Eggs. I put an egg in there. I'm good at it. That's the max recipe. Just one. This is one egg per max. Do you have a beater? One egg per max. I was going to fist it. You have to beat her, dude. I mean, you have to use a beater. Okay. There's a cute little waffle maker. Oh, really? Look at that. Chad, I'm making waffles. You can make little cutesy ones. No, this is fine. I think, I think with one max worth, I think this is fine. Hey, Milana. Did you see my asshole yesterday? Did you see my asshole yesterday? I did not. I, I, you know what? I intentionally left the way because I respect you. Wait, it was out? No, her asshole wasn't out. She was ass out. Yeah, ass was out and white thong see through. Everybody probably saw my asshole and I'm sorry. I intentionally looked away because I respect women's. It was nice, right? No, I literally, I'm not even joined. I actually intentionally looked away. Yeah, we found your pants in the jacuzzi. Oh, boy. I saw her. Shut the fuck up, Austin. No, no, but it's okay because you're gay. You just said it out loud. No, no, I was quiet about it. The microphone was over there. No, he's mic'd up. Everybody's mic'd up. Yeah. Oh, shit. What do you mean? Am I a cuck now? Why the fuck did you go to bed? You're so famous at meeting me. I'm cooking bacon, mis-doing sausage, and there is eggs if someone wants to do eggs. Wait, I'm doing sausage? Oh, you're doing eggs? Yes. Okay, mis-doing eggs. I don't know how to cook sausage. Can you do eggs? Can you do sausage? I can do everything. I can do sausage. Okay. I'll do sausage. All right. Austin has sausage. Yeah, I'll do sausage. As cooking streams go, it's best to stall as long as possible. Taste the batter. Do we have a pan? Austin, here, yeah. Wait, we don't even have a pan. There's a pan in the other house. Is it good? There's gotta be a pan. Oh, no. Oh, no. I swear I've seen one. It does taste like a little bit. Really? It tastes like... It does taste like cotton a little bit. What? This may be a lot for Shreeney. Okay. All right. Let's hear it. This is going to be a... There's definitely been times where I've smelled my cotton, but it kind of smells like cookie dough. Yeah. Does it taste like cookie dough sometimes? No. Okay, got it. It never tastes like cookie dough. Got it. And you have tasted your own cookie dough. I have not. I have not. I guess I'm the only one. I guess I'm the only one. Thought it was a thing. Turns out it's not. Esme, what are you doing? Got some pancakes, man. Guys, this is my own special recipe. I'm telling you. It does taste a little bit. Esme, we... Like, Malayna, it's not even a joke. Malayna, like seriously, it's not even a joke. Like, it does a little bit. It tastes so much like I could come in that and nobody would know. That's what Esme always did. He saw it. That's crazy. We saw him make it. It's salty. I mean, Malayna's blocking half the things here. Here, just beat in my sighting. I think that's really vital. To rock the rock and... I don't know the words, but I'm gonna go eat. To rock the rock, to rock the rock. The rock, the rock is tricky. You put them all in there at once? Do we have plates? Sausages in a pot, man. How are you still drunk, Malayna? Swimming with no pants on. I thought she kept her pants on. I thought we were the thong. Yeah, that's not pants. And it was not a thong, it was a G string. Myth and I are in the kitchen. She's jumping out of the house and looking over. She's bare-ass. I said, Esme, you need to carry her over to Nick's. Nick's, but she's not wearing any pants. And he's like, nervous about it. I'm like, everyone's seeing an ass and he's like, okay. He said, I think they're hot. I think they're done. It's so hard to corral. It's hard to move humans. It's hard to move a person, let alone a drunk Malayna. You want to hear the truth? You literally take a shoe, hit her on the back and head with it, knock her out and just bring her in the bed. Nick is not pissed, guys. I knew Malayna was a drunken horror when I started dating her. I just don't want to grab something. Esme, if you grabbed two handfuls of Malayna's ass cheeks, I wouldn't be upset. You probably want me to, but I don't want you to. Guys, it makes me uncomfortable because I don't want to. You know what I'm saying? Wow, look at that sausage. Look at that juicy sausage. Is it cooked? Nice. I'm not even sitting here. Really? That is fucking good. Not the tasty sausage. Judy, come here. Wow, that's good. That smells like it's burning. A little burning is a little... No, no, turn the heat down. Oh! Why does that smell like burning cardboard? Because it is. So I think we should have one person cook each thing. Can I make the eggs? You're doing the pancakes, Mother Trucker. Oh my God. They actually look pretty good. That was a good flip. They have any non-stick spray. Holy fuck, you guys are needy. What do you mean, protein powder? No! Oh my gosh. It actually has Tony's. Is that a joke? Why is it every house we go to? Dude, in the other house we went into, I was like... I told you Tony... Why is there Tony's everywhere? Dude, I'm telling you, I'm not even joking. What? What are you doing? I'm telling you, dude. See, that one looks good. The rest of them, not so much. There's only two. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Did we get it? That's a banging pancake. Oh my God, X is right there. You want me to help you with this? You know how to do it? It's not even hot enough. What are you making me put it in there for? These you don't have to touch until you flip them. Alright, well, let's see here. Well, I mean, this guy... Dude, you're trolling. Stubborn pancake. S-Van. S-Van coming everywhere. I'm gonna be honest. I'm about to order myself some McDonald's because there's not going to be enough food for everyone else. Melania's eating every pancake that S-Van has made. I feel like I need to extract some of this fucking oil out of here, dude. I feel like I should use a little bit of it. He's making eggs. Yeah, I'm making eggs. I need to get some of it out, right? I touched you and I got sticky. Dude, did you shower today? Yeah. You're kidding. Melania, you're a hot fucking mess. You've ruined this whole place yourself. Oh. What? Lord. What? You guys told me to make it with the fucking bacon juice. And then everyone judges the goddamn eggs once they look like they've been made with bacon juice. I'm gonna be honest, bro. This is a wash. What? I mean, there's nothing left. She ate all of it. I'm not eating a pancake. No. I'm not gonna put it in there. Melania, help. He's putting it in my mouth. Put it in her mouth. She'll take it. Put it in her mouth. The eggs are done. Oh, shit. Now you try. Give me a piece of it. The fucking Tony's is in my nose. Come get your eggs. Hey there, Minks. You want some eggs? Come and get them sloppy. What the fuck is this stuff, man? What is in it? It's good. A bite. There's trash can right there. I'm gonna be honest with you. That tastes like shit. That tastes like shit. In fact, if you were to tell me that was shit, I would probably believe it. That doesn't need... You need a culinary exercise to get that to taste better. Get that to taste better. Who made those? No, fuck this. They made the pan with the fucking bacon and all the crispy little burn bits. Then they're like, oh, just use it. Just use the cheese. And now it tastes like burnt bacon. Wow, we're really making progress with one pancake on a plate. Austin, it's because she's inhaling them as they come off the rack. She's had six or seven. They are pretty good. The eggs actually aren't that bad. They actually are not that bad. The eggs taste like my dick. Just take a little bite, try it. You like them? No, they're good. I made them for you guys. This whole thing costs a lot of money. This is the mic. And I'm the poorest out of everyone here. But she has the richest boyfriend out of all of us. Yeah, but I don't use his money. But she should. Take his money. What's his and is mine and what's mine is mine. Yes, bitch. Stop fucking touching my pancakes. It's mine. Dude, Malia's pancakes are coming out fucking. This is where I imagine. S-Van, S-Van, S-Van. I mean, that still looks pretty good. That's why they're breaking. Dude, even in that pan, hers look better. You're mad. Admit she's a better cook. No, she's not. Jesus Christ. Oh, way back. Double, ready? Ready? Guys, we only have so much pancakes left. It touched your foot. It touched your fucking big toe, man. I'll eat it, S-Van. I'll suck on your toe. Round of applause. Say goodbye.