 I am here today to find out what men want. I'm with my boyfriend, Josh, and I'm going to be asking him personal questions, but he's getting hooked up to a lie detector test. So I'll be able to tell if he's really telling the truth. Bring it on! It's the question women have been asking since the dawn of time. What is he thinking? I'm feeling a little bit nervous that I'm about to hear all your inner thoughts. Yeah, my arseholes got his own heartbeat. This is a really, really funny one. Right. Now, think about it before you answer, yeah, because I know your exact answer to this. Is foreplay something you actually enjoy and can be bothered with? Have you thought about it carefully, Josh? I've thought about it. Right. You can say. No. I just want to get down. To the dirty? Yeah, to the nitty-gritty. Get nervous with the pause. You're telling the truth. Well, I got that answer too, because I know you more than anyone. Really? Yeah, because it's a very big struggle, you know, even to get like a little lick down in that area. Well, you want to dump it? Question. If you could, would you want to go back on Love Island or are you happy here with me? You may say your answer. I'm not happy with you. You're telling the truth. That makes us so happy. We're going to do a celebration dance. Happy here with me too. That was very nice, Josh, and you know what? That's given me some lovely peace of mind. Oh, Josh, this is a tough one. For your birthday, would you want a thoughtful gift or a blowjob? A thoughtful answer. A thoughtful gift. I'm afraid that was a lie. I'm sorry, I've got to... I've got to tell the truth. Yeah. I'm a lie detector. I mean, you're just one lying mother-f***er. Me, I've got to tell the truth. You're just a lying mother-f***er in verse 2. It's a good job I already knew. Exactly as I was expecting, I know what men want and I know for a fine fact, Josh now wants to go see this film. So come on, Josh, stop playing with Bruce. Bye. I could hear men's thoughts. Get ready for the comedy event that will open your eyes. Sam, why are her eyes closed? Am I that ugly? Whoa, my eyes open. She look crazy as hell. What men want? Bruce has absolutely done me like a kipper today. Flip me back over and then done me again.