 Hey everybody I'll be with I will we'll start we can hang out and chat Right now and then we'll jump into the game I'm trying to decide if I want to do I don't like this bright light over here, so It's gonna kill my mood Thank You Haley. I need to put my My keyboard away Bright light is perfect for daymare Hello live wire. How are you doing? Welcome welcome to the stream My name is riff raff Servant to dr. Frank and father Do you like my voice live wire? Hello Zee Lee? How you doing? Let us see how disgusting this looks Ah Booby red Booby doing well happy to catch a live stream or welcome in welcome in I'm gonna be playing a video game tonight the puzzles pissed me off. Oh, we ain't gonna get stuck on anything I'm going to 100% I'm gonna look up anything that uh that I have to I Just want to beat this one before the next one comes out it's supposed to come out toward the end of the month The voice is perfect for creepy Friday. There you go There you go. All right Like I said, we'll get ready. Well, I mean we'll get started around 6 30 I figure we can hang out for a little while beforehand and I'm gonna be facing this way because I now have a two monitor set up. Well, I have a monitor and an old television so This is the red ain't too bad. Is it I'm actually shocked. I am shocked I am shook it now if I can just figure out. Well, we're coming into fall so Um It shouldn't I shouldn't have to run my air conditioning too much longer. I was trying to do it blind I haven't played it in a while. Um, I've gotten How far have I gotten in this like the first couple chapters? I don't remember anything about it, man I played it when it first came out So I will definitely I got my phone right here We're definitely looking up puzzle stuff or you guys can look it up So this can be a a group project. I Do remember getting stuck on one puzzle That was kind of very resonant evil ish like different pictures or something like that, but we will be looking all this up If we get stuck It does look cool. I agree invaders studios srl 2019 2020 all rights reserved. I guess I'm gonna have to start doing like actual thumbnails For these Hey, Jayrod How you doing? Dr. Frankenfutter tonight stream Is funded by That sweet transvestite from Transylvania Hello, Jude. Hello, Jude How are you doing? It also sounds like a there's an old Greg. I'm old Greg I'm a scary man fish. I love Noel Noel Fielding is one of my favorite comedians Actors hosts, whatever you want to call it. Good Lord. What did I walk into in on? Oh Jude, please tell me you've seen you've seen rocky horror picture show I'm all great Mascara man fish hatched through the time walk again It's just a step to the law my man China. I have a man China Dude, I came across a video. I don't know if you guys know who our bud Dwyer is But he was a politician who shot himself on live television. I Came across a tick-tock earlier today That was the entire video and I was like there's no way they're gonna actually show it the videos gone now But it was up it had like 250,000 views When I saw it and who knows how many more but it was up for a while if it's got 250,000 views And I saved it tried to go back to it just to show shell maybe 10 minutes later just to show her that they actually They were actually, you know, it was up and not live But it was up and it had been taken down But that's a long time for some to be something that gruesome to be online Damn it Janet. I love you Dr. Scott Brad Wait, I'm Brad. No, she could be back back. But those of you coming in we're gonna get started about 630 ish We might start earlier. I don't know Kermit the food We will be reading all of the text that I find in here and we shall be doing the bosses. I Haven't but now I need to I'm awful with you have Ty you haven't seen Rocky Horror. I'm ashamed to say I haven't seen Rocky Horror since I was very young. I got you Yeah, you definitely I'll send I'll send you copy DM me on discord. I actually have one that I was gonna take to to the library because I got the blue the blu-ray And I have an old v8 not VHS an old DVD copy I never commit to food But we gonna fix that Yeah, yeah, DM me your address and we're I will definitely send you But the extra DVD copy I have I'd rather it go to you someone who is going to Watch it and probably love it Then I would drop it off at the library or thrift store around here because it is Rocky Horror picture show They're liable to just throw it away Blue rays like four dollars That's about how much it's gonna cost us Full disclosure. I'm a little high and you look like me That's I mean I should be offended But I just can't be because I 100% do I'd a hundred percent do I'm replaying Dark Souls remastered at the moment. I'm building My willpower to try to get smoke orange steam and smoke You paid 44 for it. Wow Yeah, I think I got it for like 1599. It's the deluxe special edition or whatever. Oh You think you paid for to okay? All right Well, the one that I got was like 1599 and I'm on Amazon Thanks, Ty. I'll get it sent out. I got to send another package to zoop and I think that's I have two more packages going out to zoop and then one Extremely heavy package going out after that the week after that. I Still think it's hilarious. You slept 14 hours. Well, yeah, man I took that 200 milligram. Okay, so let me tell for those of you that don't know Yesterday I went and got some gummies just for the weekend. It was a 10 pack And I misread the thing. I thought it was like the whole bag was 200 milligrams But they were 200 milligrams per gummy because usually they put how much is in the entire package on the front of it At least around here they do So I thought it was you know 200 For the entire package, you know So that's like 20 milligrams each. That's nice chill, you know But no, no, no, it was 200 200 milligrams and I popped one of those bad boys and then shell was reading the package and she's like Do you this says 200 milligrams per gummy? I'm like Well, it's not coming up now and I was incredibly Incredibly high. Please. How you doing? Yeah, I ain't seen you in forever, man Well, I ain't seen you since back in the days of me streaming from my mother's recumbent bike It's been a hot minute. We even played what we played Dark Souls together, didn't we? I think we're still friends on PSN. We might be I don't know Yeah, whoops is right Yeah, boy was messed up Yeah, boy Was having a moment Give it about four more minutes. We'll get started Scooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-doop And Haley I got I got my drink over here So you you can definitely remind me as we go along you need to drink drink Yeah, Louisa Louisa has been around here for a for ages Louise used to be in the chat way back in the way back. I'm talking like four years ago four hours, that's a long Fair enough fair enough So now that I have all this set up the twitch channel will be another couple days the merchandise The merch store will be Before September, I promise you guys before September so you guys can order and get your Halloween stuff Okay, I promise all of Haley's designs will be up We're gonna get this we're gonna get this taken care of we're gonna do like the big youtubers do oh It it might actually be in in the mailbox. I just haven't gone down yet Haley So it's it's okay like I don't really celebrate my birthday anyways like you see I'm spending it with you guys I'm just not that big on birthdays like I'm huge on Halloween and Christmas though. I started my own business I've been busy with that mostly, but I'm always reading and following you awesome. Thanks, Louise. I Appreciate it. I'm sure it'll be here soon. It might be down in the mailbox right this second But that's a long walk in this heat We usually only check the mail when we go out Damn it, Janet. I love you Y'all I have not one but two towels Because my crazy ass forgot that I had a towel already out here and I'm sorry for I'm so sorry for the hissing, but it is 90 degrees outside So I also hate birthdays. I'm 40 next year not 40 I'm just kidding. I have nothing but fun memories of those days Yeah, pretty for the for the most part me too, Louise I mean, there's there's a couple people that uh that I don't miss whatsoever Because of the drama, but they they're long gone Well fresh So fresh is overstating it Jude. Do you need a shower? Another year another towel and I did I can't do his voice. I can't come anywhere near his voice Anyways, it's 630 on the dot. I'm in my drop top cruising the scree Okay, that wasn't too loud. Was it sure as hell was loud for me. You're 45 tomorrow Happy birthday Jay rot. I wasn't surprised that you're turning 45 tomorrow I I know because you talked about in discord that you're older than me than I am but Okay, we got a drop the How's that for sound? Please don't stop wishing Jay rot a happy birthday Just to tell me about the sound that finished finished happy birthday in her and then Your your death now zoop. Okay, you nearly flung my phone Maybe I'm sorry. It's still is it still loud? You know, I'm gonna have to work the kinks out of this so Beaving for 45 years straight. That's damn impressive All right, so I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it where it is if it's too loud y'all just spam chat loud All right, so I don't miss y'all. How's my voice? Is it too loud? Yeah, slightly older Yeah, you're older than me by two years in one day or Anyways that math didn't work. Yeah Y'all let me know when I get in here How disgusted you are with the sound Let's go to options first Audio master Let's bring that down The game's a little loud loud still you're my voice is fine. All right Actually, no, let's do it. Let's try this Subtitles on the music is so it is element of melodramatic. All right, so Control layout we got aim of course jog so we got resume before controls Um Melee and shoot is R2 so if I'm any aiming it's aiming with L2 I shoot So that's like a that's like remnant remnant to check status magazine quick slot Yo soup is this the game that if you reload your weapon and you have anything left in your clip you lose that Those bullets is that this game? It is God damn it as much as I like to spam reload All right, so I Want to make this as fun as possible So I'm not gonna do the classic 90s mode because it's not gonna change y'all's experience whatsoever No magazines or double reload mechanics in this mode shoot kill reload Hang on you don't count your bullets. No is this game jump scary not that I remember no Haley Could be wrong though because I haven't played the whole thing Let's do let's do modern take So that uh no magazines or double reload mechanics this mode You'll react and run faster for a smoother combat gameplay, so I probably won't have tank controls Anyways, let's use this one. Let's do this one Yeah, I remember that you can pick up the spent ammo, but every magazine had that you drop has it You jump easily I understand a hardcore. No Listen, let's I just want the story Do you want to enjoy the story of Dama? Yes without too many headaches and this mode surviving on the streets of Keen site Will be a cakewalk so load up your gun and suck on that past fire rookie really? Really are you up for a challenge? But still value your life, then this is the difficulty for you enemies and ammunition won't fail to satisfy your blood Thirstiness, but you should always watch out for the dark lady I'm sorry. What let's do this fuck it. Let's make it really easy Let's make this really easy How's this brightness up or down this is up This is down. I think six is good at least from my screen Hey bookable. How you doing? Y'all good with this brightness. Can you snow you can't y'all can't see shit? Yeah, I got to go all the way up to 10 for you guys. I can I just realized I can see it This is the highest yeah, this is the highest it can go I just realized I can actually see the stream I Can't see the stream when I'm on a just the PlayStation hood ammo. Yeah, whatever Much better Evaluation recap request for official military personnel file micro fish fish eats a fish or paper document date of request 1704 1998 that's like the British version Like day month, and that's how it should be over here Date recorded 2209 1998 custodian jeem Address whatever all the following is presented as personal opinion and doesn't mean to be a medical to be medical advice Nor in any way to be an endorsement of any of the treatments or items listed herein Always consult a position for all medical advice This document can contain errors or omissions and should not take the place of licensed medical care I'm just listening while I do some work, so I won't be in chat. That's fine. That's fine. Let us be gone Several hours have gone by since communications with ages laboratory have been cut off now two teams of highly trained Hades Hexacore advanced division for extraction and research Operatives are called out to investigate their mission find the missing researchers who seemingly vanished without a trace and Retrieved sensitive highly classified materials for clandestine branch of the US government Tasked with gaining access Tasked with gaining access There should be a two there right tasked with gaining access to the lower levels of the lab special agent live Barges into the second service entrance And it is there that he discovers the security system has initiated a facility-wide quarantine Automatically shutting everyone in and serving as a warning to would be invading would be should be one word there Would be invaders that some kind of experiment has gone horribly horribly wrong Microfish, you know like sardines and anchovies Microfish all that matters on the chessboard are good moves and the actions you take to achieve this result What I do is bite in the shadows Where I can strategically exploit the most vulnerable parts But this time had to be different This time I had to involve my hand directly, but let's get things in the right order So I began the first phase of my plan We're seeing the evacuation of all remaining personnel code blue repeat. This is a code blue emergency Please respond anyone, please. My name is Rebecca Jordan. I'm a doctor the ages medical facility on the North Pole islands We have a problem of some magnitude here. There's a situation in the building that requires chapter What kids admit you know, put us down first Just shut the fuck up leave god damn motormouth Don't let him get to you kid That's shipper. It's box that anyone with a quick which is pretty much everything. Oh Something to keep in mind that Acting is purposefully bad because they're trying to recreate a silent hill the original resume all that stuff Fox fraud India sending by permission. Excuse me, sir I'm pretty sure all of this is an OSHA violate. What the hell proceeding with the mission need to open up the roof first Yes, sir. I do well Somebody fully hell razored you can I get up here? Yeah, I don't remember a thing about this. I actually remember being in like a small town. Well, they failed inspection. I Can't go through there What's this? Oh Every time it goes black. I think something happened to the To the feed. Oh look at you. You got skint too. It's about time you guys got here You're with emergency response, right? That's right. Agent Lee F. How's the leg? Oh, it hurts like hell But I'll be all right Can't move very far though That's unfortunate Listen, I need to search this place for survivors. I'll come back for you as soon as I can survivors Yeah, well Good luck with that Anyway I'll be waiting here I just need to Rest my eyes a little need to rest your eye, bro. That's so resin evil To why can't I move? Yo, I can't I can't move Equip weapon hold So I have to kick brother. Are you for cereal? He will put his eyeballs on a pillow So, yeah Definitely an issue with killing home dude right off the bat I feel like like I know I have a job to do but at the same time, bro That was just rude All right, let's do some exploring If it bleeds it dies Yes, Jesus. It's nice to run around the game and not have stamina. Oh my You've had a bad day. All right. Yep Gotta blow his head off. That's unfortunate man. I couldn't even aim anywhere else. They just I Couldn't shoot a mission Sam man. Call that many contact with an aegis worker. I Followed the protocol. Okay. I'm heading to the control room to begin loading procedures over If you've got that reference, I love you. This all brings back memories from 94 orders major and those Okay All right guys, I just realized that I can control I Can control the audio I can see whether or not it's loud or not from From stream labs I'm learning. I'm learning. We'll get this locked down. We will I promise Nothing there. Okay. This is more of a jog. That's running so like you can Okay, check this out. So this is this is jogging But then you can also click the left thumb stick and you have stamina Hi, zoo. So you can only run for short distances What was left of them? So what did he just shoot some toast? Oh Wow the controls clunky After restore the power, of course, we have to restore the power You know how these games work Admiral's diary translated from Japanese 8 August 1945 Honor a word the Allied forces will never understand Thousands of innocent souls and seconds destroyed by the US atomic bomb Not those of soldiers Not those of men who made a choice to fight and sacrifice themselves in service of our great nation nation But those of Pacific civilians who lived in those cities now totally canceled their lives were canceled Like they're Milo, Yiannopoulos or something women and children our families are gone Oblivor Oblivor break Obliterated by their desire for dominance by the desire to show the world the strength of their science The atomic bomb. Yeah, you said that already, but now the time has come to show them the strength of our science It took years of hardship to develop terrible weapons But the worst we could imagine arrived simply by chance We we had chosen to keep this good. It's a hell of a way to put, you know Thousands upon thousands of people dying in a nuclear explosion. They their lives were canceled we had chosen to We had chosen to keep the scourge our worst discovery a secret because it was too inhuman even for unit 74 Where men were granted the luxury of realizing the darkness of their spirits a weapon too inhuman even for war and Not too inhuman for those Western people He talking about white folks those Western people who lost all traces of honor with the push of a button That's why people shit The men of this crew the fathers and sons now deprived of their loved ones have renamed it Shujin the condemnation the world Literary works and histories will remember the people behind the atomic bomb as villainous and blatant a mass genocide That will tarnish their conscience forever But this is not enough not for us not for the families they canceled in one second What is this booktube? Perseverance is better than defeat the new emperor ordered that Shujin be spread over the enemy a divine noiseless wind Silent but deadly Stop stop me stop me But extremely lethal our condemnation will tear their hearts out and lead them on a path to the same suffering We are experiencing are you sure about that is we're talking about American pride here We departed from Tokyo a few hours ago and expect a long journey to the American coast Where the plague will be unleashed and a story out of their science fiction novels will run its course at this very moment a second I-400 of the glorious Japanese Imperial Navy should be leaving Osaka Ready to deliver the second and last reserve of the plague to a top secret location in Germany Unit 74 no longer exists Swept away by a 20 kiloton blast But its creation is more alive than ever and it could still shift the balance of power in the world of in the world in of The okay balance of power of the world in our favor We must do everything we can and leave the rest to fate Admiral Shinji M. The rest is ineligible in Allegable ineligible Man, how long is this letter? It's like 12 pages It's a very weird way to put that that they got canceled twice in this one letter It's like they had a word count. They had to read He had a daily page quota Or else he was gonna get canceled right? Uh-oh In order to use an item you must first select it from the quick slot sub menu. That's some dark swole shit Hold down the use item button to use the selected consumable Using an item will cause the character status to temporarily change overdose What using an item an item may also increase the overdose value of the character Overdose value when it reaches certain level when it reaches certain level and start damn Damaging the character over time when the character is not affected by any change to status the overdose value will slowly decrease over time Okay, I got me some ammo, baby You gonna get up you gonna get up aren't you? Well, we'll deal with that when we get to it. I Have not turned the power back on yet. Okay this way hang on my phone's blowing up. Give me a second Overdose your characters on gummies. He had them 200s, right? Y'all had a bad afternoon. Oh Yo, you don't look human Just did your head get crushed. Is that what they're trying to yeah, his head got crushed So what happened to you? You just fell out. It was like I blew my Butt cheeks all over the wall and then reasons. Oh, this looks fun For now until we overdose on our health kit Looks like a bank transaction made out to Jay Phelps for one million dollars. Is that Michael Phelps's daddy? This was not a fun time for them. No All right, so we got we got a bank note and That's off limits So let's go back here Is this is this one of those games where you die in the in the prologue no matter what? Like it's an intentional death I'm Jay. I'm Jay Phelps. I forgot that Is that your what it? What is that you're? You're trying to need much. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got you never mind I was like is that you're like maiden name or something never mind No to trainee I read your file Kevin and your resume is quite impressive Despite your age It seems you've already installed and maintained your sheriff's sophisticated equipment that most texts here don't even know exist Now I'm not trying to scare you, but I want you to know exactly what you're getting into I heard you asked a co-worker. What kind of research is being conducted here? If I had to hazard a guess it must involve the UFO they found off the coast of the silent These scientists are clearly seeking ways to permanently alter the human genome to create superhuman alien hybrids Joking obviously But this is a top secret government facility and the suits here won't hesitate to lock you up and throw away the key If you give them a reason to Places like this naturally employee state of the art computer systems and machinery that go well beyond the scope Of most technicians lucky for you the thermoelectric generators Although extremely powerful are very simple to use via an interface The only real hurdle you will come across is the odd time when a power outage occurs in this situation All you need to do is find a PC to check which areas shorted out as indicated by a flashing red dot Unfortunately, the repair process isn't automatic So you have to restore power manually using the control panel to bypass the areas marked in red Which will turn green if you are successful Just follow the instructions on screen, and I'm sure that won't be any problems I did the wrong voice for this person But if you run into something serious give me a call and I'll send someone down to help you Don't forget that loose lips sink ships. Keep them lips tight Sorry welcome aboard and good luck Miko Hagen. Oh, oh Hagen, whatever my name is Chief Maintenance Officer Hey, Tane, how you doing? No, you're just yeah, I get it now J rod. Sorry. I'm a little slow sometimes Ericka, Ericka Okay. All right So we got only fans David Attenborough hot ass and CD's so only fans David Attenborough hot ass and CD right only fans David Attenborough hot ass Cock dick. I'm guessing OF is Office area. I'm sure nothing will go wrong They may read aloud. Yeah, we go through all the All right, so let's try I Know but oh we got a hang on hang on in my it's the green ones, right? So raccoon house Sexy rectum Love always Let's is it the okay? Zupa's like let's let's not mess up with it. Let's not mess with this cargo area sub shaft I Got a nice sub shaft for you my friend Control room reception hall server room and security room sexy rectum Well, I mean, you know Uh-huh. Who woke up who woke up? Uh-huh stay away from me. Uh-huh. Oh Okay, what do you think they are? There's on boys The soup was over there like I ain't I ain't finished it through all this just tell them what it is. I appreciate that I appreciate that As much as I appreciate a sec C rectum Sex a rectum. What wait weren't there more bodies out here? The narrator's like yes. Yes, there were I don't trust a Long lonely shaft Yep, I thought so Zombies How you doing kaiju ain't seen you in a hot minute? You know he ain't getting up. I kind of want to shoot all these fools on the ground in the face Yep, I thought so Okay Well, obviously my aim bad Yep, you were gonna get up weren't you look at him? Uh-huh you got married last month. Congratulations It's awesome Power failed detected cargo area need manual restoration Start the recovery process Yes Jesus I'm gonna try but Y'all seen all these dead body down here Like him dead. I don't trust the rest these dogs though Rest these dudes down here man You're welcome kaiju we wish you a long and oh shit Not a long and happy shit. That's not what I meant But I mean if you need to do that then did he say titty-ridden Caledars that's it don't oh Look the game that was not the stream that was the game locking up. I'm pretty sure he said titty-ridden or Titter-ridden either one. He was talking about some titties Uh-huh Sit your head down. What? Nope No, you may not What how many bullets it take to kill you? Not again. Are you for cereal? Sit your what you running for Okay, look like he was sitting down to have a hot squat. Yeah, I need to stop running it folks You don't know me like that Here let's oh, I heard some okay, I don't trust me none of Where did she wake up? They are everywhere Stop trying to touch my man me. I just need to get the fuck back here because we still got people Where's my next? That's a whole lot of people. Oh that didn't work man. Are these guys y'all gonna get up, aren't you? Well hitting next snap stop with the wobble There we go, you gonna get up No, okay. Oh Oh, I blew his helmet off. Oh, come on Are you dead or not? Oh, yeah, I played the mess out of Resident Evil 4 I'm a re speedrunner. So I played all those numerous times In fact, I played some Resident Evil 4 on the channel. Oh, you know, he'd uh How you doing Randall? Okay, Haley? That's fine. You don't have to hang around on my behalf Plenty of people here. I'm sorry The sample I have to recover is inside this chamber. Hi then. Oh, I remember this part There was like Man, it takes forever to change weapons I feel like the original is still better than the remake with regards to the castle Oh, I I disagree about the castle But the uh, the only reason I disagree is because they got rid of some of the most annoying parts of the game In the castle, um But I mean the sniper section's still there. So it's still minutely annoying That description of the tongue in Dane Eight inches wait I don't even remember that part. Who tongue eight inches? I know mine ain't Panda bear Jesus y'all in here cooking jellyfish. All right, zoop. I believe there's a puzzle coming up Maybe not go ahead and get my handgun back out Yeah, I believe this is the puzzle I should grab Pollux first All right, so where's Pollux? Oh, yeah, I have to do these that's right Uh, this is Jeremy. Okay, so what does a Jeremy sound like? Uh, maintenance and renewal of contaminant rooms Dr. Dear dr. Everett By now, you're probably sick of many appeals But I really must insist that the maintenance system for controlling temperatures in the containment rooms be remedied immediately The system is supposed to automatically turn on once the air reaches a specified temperature Instead I'm forced to send one of my people to adjust it at the terminal outside the room Which regulates the level of nitrogen via spectrum every six hours by hand by hand To avoid further inconveniences And to fulfill your managerial responsibility to mend the system Please please send another technician to fix the damn machine I sincerely appreciate the assistance Dr. Jeremy Falk lead researcher of bl1 agus ad labs North blue two facility Yeah, it's uh, um, it's definitely an ode to all those old ones There's a chart or something that says where the cooling levels need to be. Yeah, I remember that Um, I just wasn't trying to find it It's kidding Uh chart chart chart chart chart. It's probably random, isn't it? All right, so this one I love the voices I do that is the point. So I'm glad you're enjoying him Ammunition. Oh, we got another one. Is this Jeremy too? We got to go ahead to oh lord Research, let's just Jeremy hasn't hit puberty yet. Let's just go ahead and read. This is Jeremy archived file This diary belongs to an aegis researcher. Some of the dates are circled with red ink 1995 Pollocks, uh, we can finally create and the perfect soldier strong resilient and self-repairing And to sink that most of the grunt work was done by none other than mother nature herself For some reason the local jellyfish, which are already capable of amazing regeneration inhabited the sucking vessel Whereby they became exposed to the chemical agent From there they reproduced generation after generation Growing stronger with each mutation that altered their DNA and birth hybrids We studied these new aquatic life forms outwardly similar to hydroscind cindidaria But far more aggressive and uh much more dangerous In time we'll use our study to create a new virus that can turn Regular soldiers into genetically advanced war machines But in the meantime all we can do is wait for the government to fulfill its promise in order to begin human trials In 1997 if I If I think back to just a few years It seems like a century ago Although castor is now the pinnacle of modern bc warfare Pollocks is also on track to fruition the hydroscindidaria Finally gifted us its firstborn We've had a major breakthrough passing of the torch of sorts Even if it would be foolhardy to hide the fact that we need more time Time is something that that army and government officials just won't allow us They've promised Pollocks to their allies and Pollocks they shall have The only issue we haven't been able to solve one that puts the entire program into jeopardy is this The perfect soldier we've prototyped is anything but perfect We've injected the virus into hundreds of candidates with wide generic variations Yet we're nowhere near a solution In fact in just a few minutes the virus begins to Strengthen its host although no visible external changes are apparent in just two to three hours after Infection Pollocks is able to regenerate cells and tissue Progressively increasing the power and resilience of its host This is a truly remarkable accomplishment that will advance medical and military research by decades in just a few short years If not for the grave side effects that have afflicted almost every subject during experimentation All the physical enhancements afforded by the Pollocks virus Are subordinate to a single inescapable necessity The host assimilation of specific hormones that balance and regulate the body Which are otherwise produced by the hypothalamus As long as large enough quantities of these hormones are assimilated in concentrated doses Due to the demand of accelerated metabolisms and enhanced organisms The subject psyche remains lucid and aware while strength resilience and regenerative powers Remain under control However, when these hormones become absent for prolonged periods the first sign of mental deterioration appeared Causing blackouts and gradually destroying all forms of conscious decision-making After that in most cases the body undergoes unpredictable physical changes That lead to its eventual total destruction What we need to accomplish in the remaining months afforded to the study is to find the solution as the project As a whole is at stake 1998 government agents regularly visit the lab and help them delve to experimental data And samples from the most important studies We've lost a lot of sleep in the past few months, but haven't been able to figure out the hormone dilemma That's been plaguing our research after Other than administering a large amount of synthetic hormone to Pollocks infectees The military and strategic purpose of viral weapons is to keep the host in an Intermediate state whereby physical Abilities are greatly enhanced Yet always under conscious control that responds lucidly to others The only way to achieve this is to force the subject to inject themselves with hormones All of this of course is inevitability Fuck that word subject to a series of unknowns that the military doesn't seem to care about I wonder what would happen if one of these subjects turned against its creator intentionally or not able to take the synthetic hormones Among other things that are limited on the battlefield Unless subjects are damaged beyond regenerative capability Capabilities These potentially unstoppable and lethal soldiers could just go on a killing spree with no one to stop them That is until the absence of the necessary hormones causes its own self-destruction And this isn't really a solution as one test showed when a subject Infected by Pollocks somehow gifted with increased intelligence Took a researcher captive inside the lab After several hours of negotiations The subject obviously suffering from mental deterioration tore open the researcher's head and devoured his hypothalamus and a grotesque feeding frenzy that afforded it The necessary hormones it was lacking This extended its life by several hours and it regained some intelligence that was lost during the experiment Far as i'm concerned desperate despite However many years i dedicated to this program PLX 731 Is officially just another failed bio-weapon experiment The reason for its failure lies in the inability to produce even artificially The necessary hormones to maintain life and sedate its host Apparently however the higher ups have their own ideas regarding this All we can do now is narrow down the search And do what they tell us yet again On a compute okay, hang on hang on Um on a computer terminal, I think in a while, okay, uh, jeremy keeps in typo Jeremy is nipples all typing this out He would probably name a fish after him and duck that word Well, yeah, fuck that word. Yeah, he's not here, right? I think he is actually more into this guy This is my favorite part of playing video games man is doing the voices. It's my absolute favorite part Um when I read the shell I do all new voices too. I try not to ever repeat a voice, but sometimes I can't help it Grab I should grab the Pollux first Oh, there it is. Okay Warning n2 cooling system overload Single one nitrogen stack use activated start the readjusting process All right, so Yeah, I can't remember So this one is oh one Love all the voices. Thanks j rod Uh zoo help help help me out unless it's random I don't want to get stuck on stupid shit like this And I'm trying to find the thing you told me about but I don't see it So that's two And that's one But that's all we got right. Oh, there's another room So two needs to be I think that's correct. I think two is at Or is it supposed to be positive 20? All right, hang on let me check this other room real quick Make sure it wasn't in here Yeah, okay Hacking system although some doors and lockers are firmly shut with a security system They might just contain rare and valuable resources It's possible to crack the system with the hacking DID function to begin hacking. You need an override cable All right, thanks zoo To to successfully hack into the system You must stop both cursors while they're inside the moving segments when you stop one in the correct position I always just got lucky at these. Oh r1. Okay Hang on Got it six boy And let me go in here and get some hot swag loot Y'all don't talk too much because I don't want to have to scroll up to find what zoop just typed in Zoop is my navigator hexa core biogenetics encrypted file file code hb 825 server http But shot What the fuck just happened? I shot him in the ass and the thing sparked Oh, I think it's all that's in here. I'm coming out I want the world to know Better let it show Okay But it won't let me Two is 20 Well, hang on here. Well, that's not it I can't move Chamber three is five I don't understand this at all Okay Three I got three to five It's supposed to be negative 15 though Are these tanks in Fahrenheit or Celsius? Are they cold as ice or too hot to handle? They're I think it's supposed to be cold Yeah, I have no idea man How in the hell Because if I do this That's 25 Ah, that's not what I wanted to do Okay, that's 20 Oh, is that it? I have to adjust each one of these No, it's 15. No, it tells you on here what to get it down to the problem is Like each one of these tells you what it's supposed to be at What my problem is I don't know how to get the computer to do that Minus 15 20 and 5. I know 25 and zero The problem is Getting any of these things to do that Because I can't get number one down to zero at all the door is firmly locked Combining items from the inventory tab. It's possible to combine certain items and create new and improved ones RUF rapid use fluid by combining Basic ingredients with hexa core additives the player can create items Usable from the quick slot sub menu mixed and concentrated RUF boy. It's getting rough Yeah, it was a pain in the butt. So even though we know the answer I still don't know how to do it by combining RUF for the same type a significantly more powerful version Of the original will be created. Yeah, I know. I know all these. I know this stuff I got an energy drink. Who you? Hexacor biogenetics encrypted file file code hb194 Okay Wait, is there something I can do on the actual machines themselves. I don't think there is I'm gonna try it anyways I don't see any kind of um That can't be safe leaking nitrogen into this piece You had to watch a video What is IIRC is what if I remember correctly? Okay, so chamber Yeah, it's negative 15 20 and 5 I think maybe there was another one in the next room too. All right. Let me go check Okay, I hear that Bro, there ain't crap in here. Yeah I got it negative the the thing is I can't figure out how to Hang on. All right. So chamber three is supposed to be five Okay That's zero This one's supposed to be at 20 I figured it out Sorry guys We got it I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was just supposed to move the the top one back and forth I feel like a dummy Actually, it's just these Puzzles are obtuse They're vague Somebody's gonna come through here and eat my belly meat. I know they are Yep. Yep. I this is the monster. I remember Thank you, Ty We're out to second helipad for extraction. Do you copy? Of course you do My d i d my dick it down. Oh come on. You you cannot be in this kind of job and then Not like doing your job or complain about the job that you signed up for Okay, so sometimes a headshot kills them directly Sometimes not. Oh, we're not going in there Doesn't that look like I can pick it up? Good job, Brentfield All right, we're almost at an hour and a half once I get done with this Area I'm gonna take a break and come back play some more. Oh, I also need to get some a snack or something Does your boy be hungry? Oh, yeah, there's another puzzle coming up because this is the re puzzle I was remembering Shit I absolutely have to record for those samples somehow brisket sandwich Oh my god, uh so much for that being hard pause Man, I don't want to open the door sit down bro just reached into the air For something that was on the ground who just made that noise I need to get that pollux. Yes. I understand that The problem here is Oh boy Oh boy, did we just kill Gordon Freeman? I believe so. Yes. All right, there's nothing in here You can only carry so much stuff you might have to drop something gotcha items. All right Character points throughout the yes, I know I know what an inventory is this tab contains all the information about the carry Okay Okay Yeah combine Make sure a solution that combines the effects is health fluid and mental fluid. That's what I want Kind of enhanced drug Okay. All right, so off to this area Oh, yeah I kind of remember this now The sound design of this is oh, is he up there? Yeah, that's right This is the resin evil puzzle I was talking about earlier Well, hi Dan Sit your head down Uh-uh She got a bullet hole in the back of her head like it's a like she's a wall or something Uh-huh. Are you dead now? Thank you Ah, yes I remember. Okay. Okay. Are you Really? She used too much air spray. Oh, we got another fax. Oh, yeah, this bull bull From here, I should be able to restore system passwords Dr. Weir, let's just say what dr. Weir is a dude. Yeah Part one castor and Pollux Of the possible names what could be more appropriate than these Indeed the revolutionary breakthrough that his Pollux could never have existed without its brethren castor Perhaps the most malevolent chemical weapon ever conceived As a matter of fact, we knew practically nothing of it before salvage of that japanese submarine was completed in the 70s Except that it brought about irreversible damage to organisms That would shame even seren That being said this whole program one that will Inevitably rewrite the history of bc weapons and elevate the united states even higher on its supreme global pedestal Didn't arrive merely by chance No, not mere chance, but rather divine intervention that the vessel delivering its toxic payload to our predecessors Never reached this destination Instead becoming haplessly entangled off the coast of the north fall islands in washington state Where it remained unseen and forgotten for years It may well be fluke however that a particular type of jellyfish native to the islands came in contact with its seabit seadoses that gradually escaped the rotten hull Instantly transforming perhaps evolving and infecting some of the island villagers But it wasn't until the obscure crisis claimed its first human victim that our government decided to step in and take action Stumbling upon the terrible truth that is in fact the only reason we're here today Is due to pure and simple incompetence of the crew The funny thing about this narrow escape is that a potentially disastrous Yet poorly executed revenge plot by some defeated nation overseas has once again turned out to be quite a luck for us part two 1973 was the year when the aegis laboratories were built on the island designated north blue too In order to safely extract and repurpose the liquid gas we discovered in that japanese submarine I still remember the salvage operation and construction works as the company gave me free rain When it came to most of the architectural and design choices We were able to free part of the hull from its seabed tomb Then later built the concrete bunker that currently houses it It was one heck of an engineering job But the facilities we use today are more than worth the immense effort The lower levels of the north blue two facility the most top secret ones Contain the submarine and most vital experiment rooms While other levels contains Other levels contain while other levels contain the observation deck Loading area for shop shipping of sensitive materials Additional labs in a storage area On the other hand the top levels accessible by ordinary staffers Include office space a conference room modern server room and necessary amenities Most of the people who work here have no idea of what lies beneath And are ignorant to the fact that they're parading around a monument where history is being rewritten every single day Come to think of it. I doubt anyone truly knows what's going on down here part three Caster could possibly be the ultimate weapon for large-scale chemical attacks Yet the dispersal method is surprisingly simple the csr Zero three gas is compressed at a very high temperature At very high temperatures in special reinforced tanks that are loaded onto an aircraft When the aircraft reaches its target single or multiple caster cylinders are jettisoned Once they strike the surface the release mechanism is triggered and three shielding pedals open up Leaving the inner cylinder exposed At this point the crs zero three is released at a high pressure Which converts the pressurized liquid to a gas making it extremely volatile This is where caster shows its unique colors The gas then expands rapidly like a mighty flame and Feeds on the oxygen in the surrounding area creating a sort of closed off environment That makes it nearly impossible for any breathing organism to survive Gradually it will lose all effectiveness and dematerialize leaving no trace behind If a large enough quantity were to be Spread to highly populated locations it could afflict thousands upon thousands of victims within seconds instantly consuming a population Foreign military or a group of unpleasant and expendable mercenaries Sent out to the scene of a confrontation but this This puzzle This puzzle cast a light into the darkness and there shall be no storm from which you cannot save All right, we look in this one up The first thing it says is don't feel too bad if you're stumped by this one I remember this one being actually terrible You have to hit f what? x a e basically Bruh, what there it is x a Not this e but the other this one top That weird n-looking thing Oh good. All right So I remember me and shell having to look this up Even though we figured it out If you can hear me, I've just restored the facility passcodes from the matrix I'm in the process of gathering the 731 samples and data off the server over Retreat the viral sample What you got to do is you got to go and look at all these and figure. Oh, I already got them all Sorry, zoop. I got them all I looked them up Let me go ahead and run around make sure there's no ammo or anything even though i'm about to change characters I remember this bit Thanks for looking them up for me though. I don't know how the hell you got your computer to do those Characters Y'all see me not hitting her but hitting her anyways Him whoever them never mind. Ooh more reading Never mind Why don't you look pretty? Oh you had them ready to okay. Well, thank you zoop Yeah, I saw that you had to let the pupper out. How in the hell did what did you do copy and paste them? I've retrieved the 731 samples now. I'm heading over to the server room to gather the search data over Wait, what am I supposed to do get the data? Oh do I have to go back up to the What do I have to do now? I don't remember anything else Okay, that lot of good that does Is it uh Wasn't there a button on here? You've got a guide open appreciate you I'm not using a headset. I'm using my yeti mic and uh just some generic ass headphones Why does it sound that bad or does it sound good? I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing next No right here There it is. Okay Sounds better than the ones I had. Well, it's not a headphone. It's not a headset It's an act my uh might it's my yeti mic and just some head Every time it happens. I think that the feed died Every time I know the acting's supposed to be bad, but good god He kind of sounds like Jeremy doesn't he just a little bit sounds like Jeremy I think anyone would risk their life to actually save us What the hell happened at this place? I'm not sure exactly, but I don't think it was accidental. What the hell happened in this place How do you mean? How do you mean? Well, I can access anything via the server The security system Sabayas cameras. We found jerry. We did find jeremy, didn't we? He just changed his name to john fey Anyway, I think it's safe to say That's one of our own Stole some research and covered the hole up as an accident And covered the hole up Instead of the whole thing It kind of works either way though I'm finna kill you dog All the survivors in the building You're not gonna let us die here No, you're right. I guess I can't let me especially you Oh, what the heck I'll lend a hand This dude evil as fuck You could have let me kill him Damn, that's jacked up. Let me not Purification has begun Yo Evacuation sequence activated Okay, am I just supposed to be running out of here? I think I did this Let's go I guess Look, I can dance y'all I can moonwalk Let's go. Let's go Oh, now we got a lockdown system wonderful Wait, what? Okay Okay Okay Butt cheeks Really with the predator. I'm trying Don't get eight. I try not to rude sir rude I do have cooties What's he trying to say? This is like Steven Segal movie bed I know what it's like to lose somebody. I am not a machine. I am human being No, not at all You just gotta move forward let go and focus on the present moment You cut through that storm with your fangs out You got golden hands kid I'm impressed And now that your scars are more or less healed I'm sure you go back to plank solo any are you sure about that? My brother was obsolete. I mean passed away totally not a robot. Somebody just got capped and now we're on to Idris Elba Uh never mind. He doesn't look like he on the cover go look at the cover. I'm not saying all black Look at the cover. He looks like Idris Elba on the cover. It doesn't it doesn't matter that he looks like, you know Usher without a haircut in here. Hey, what's up, Chad? What kind of trouble's going on in here? Just some fidget gaming. I promise he looks like itchy elbow on On the cover of the actual game I got it right here. I got it right here. Can you see that? Of course you can see look at itchy elbow Look at rolling desk chain Rice ass They get the voice this man Didn't sound anything like he looks He straight up looks like from the dark tower poster on the game. Yeah, he does he does His voice has changed three times It's like the voice actor couldn't like commit to just one thing See what I mean? His voice keeps changing Don't start that again You quit the next day I enjoyed the dark tower movie for a stupid action movie Not a good dark tower movie Pretty much a bad movie or overall, but it was a fun action flick and I enjoyed myself David Fight scene lord look at dude's package That motherfucker is packing an elephant trunk thing Shit's impressive Soundtrack was good too My guy just dodged a bullet Literally like neo. He was like Y'all need to stop I'm gonna continue playing. I'm just saying that that whole scene the way dude jumped in the water The way dude had a huge package The way the the entire thing was just that was comedic Gold Comedic gold Idris Elba was great. Oh, yeah. So was Matthew McConaughey to some extent Like he could have been a better flag than he was but I mean he was at least entertaining After having thrown himself out from the four rgo delta chopper Chopper chopper Special agent lia emerges from the waters of keen site bay just in time to witness the helicopter Spiraling out of control behind the town buildings before plummeting in the nearby mountain That is a long ass sentence As he swims for shore the airborne caster contaminant aboard the chopper Simultaneously leaks into the streets where it claims its first victims When he reaches the harbor he won't have much time to find a safe refuge And in and avoid being infected I got sudden hiccups in the middle of that My bad All right, I'm gonna go ahead and take a break When I get back we will probably play one more chapter if not more. I don't know how long these chapters are He was chewing up the senior heat Something was anyways Um, so I'm gonna go I'll be back in about maybe 10 15 minutes because my back's killing me I'm probably gonna need a little longer than normal. But when I come back, we'll get back to this See y'all I just I just read your comment. He could have taken an eye out with that package. Anyways, bye I have returned I have returned Okay How y'all doing? Y'all ready to get some more gameplay done? Let us be going Let us be going Um, I went ahead and took a gummy so we're on a time limit here probably next hour or two roughly And no, I didn't take a whole one. I took a quarter of a one. So y'all behave yourselves Thank you. Thank you Oh, oh my god, that was loud. Thank you. Kaiju the entire town The mask will not hold up on a place to take refuge Uh-huh got my goggles on Okay, so I'm probably gonna die several times A poison before I figure out where to go and what to do A place to take cover Okay Neil Neil. What does Neil sound like? Hmm Your summer starts with keen sight of Idaho A charming town with a long tradition in history awaits you amidst stunning scenery in the heart of the redcrest mountains Come and enjoy a pleasant relaxing moment in one of our hotels Camp in the beautiful vermilion forest Fish in the quiet bear river or stop along the historic lewis and clark trail route Where our ancestors laid the foundation stone And if you would like to take part in a truly unique experience join us in august Hey, here we are in august for refreshing an original taste of apples at the annual apple blossom fair A tradition that keen ciders have been celebrating every summer for over 80 years Keen sight has partnered with hexachore biogenetics in order to generate growth and stability during the years The company takes care of most of the 27 000 citizens of our town as employees Making of keen sight a safer place dedicated to families Hexachore biogenetics have helped to create many public facilities To make this town a better home for everyone Please enjoy your stay in my lovely city. Thank you. Neil Carson keen sight mayor It's kind of creepy Because it's not only is it august but my town has around 26 And some thousand citizens, but if you were to round up it would be 27. I got me a candy bar, bro All right, we need to find our way The way she looked at me before she died monkey turds run Resident evil, baby Wait and bait Sweet jumping Jesuit Wait, it looks foggy in here too. Uh-huh Why am I okay in here when? It looks foggy Oh, okay, whatever How's my health going? High in protein. I can use this to regain a small amount of health a bold new flavor of chocolate and hot spicy pepper The devil's lettuce. Yes, Jesus. Uh-huh, whatever you say dog Yes, Jesus. Y'all don't drop anything. That's so there's really no reason to kill you unless I absolutely have to All right, you come over here so I can go over here Okay What okay, I'm screwed Or not, uh-huh get off me you flaming fuck Oh lord, uh-huh. Uh-huh get off me I was coming for my booty meat. Okay, him dead We got more Diaries and shiz I've managed to make Some copies of the company's most classified docs and I've stored them in my personal archive To avoid forgetting the luxe combination. I make it so the books in the library on the second floor will help me remember it In case of need The docs are my only life insurance If even just one of them was going to go public the company would be ruined Don't get it I'm trying not to All right. Oh, oh Oh, how you doing? How many shots to the face can you take? Sweet jumping joe's effects 637. Thank you I'm gonna come up here anyways just to make sure. Yeah, I got you. I'm just making sure there's no ammunition up here What's up with the music? It says nothing. Okay. I wish this had a quick turn button Thank you zoop hollow points Wait a second. I wasn't paying enough attention to the plot. Are we fighting for or against the company? uh This character is fighting for the company But there's three there's like two or three other Yo, this kills me. Why do some of them? Why why do some of the character? All right, hang on here. I'm trying to figure out what the different ammo is for Okay, so the pistol rounds are hollow points I think Or maybe not 21 there Only 11 there. So obviously That's what tune laundry feels like That's awesome Uh-huh. I saw you. I saw you out of the corner behind me Hey, look, it's penny wise Oh, what is it? It is a penny wise reference Holy shit. I won't I won't get that item whatever hell is in there I Can change ammo type. All right, hang on Let me figure out how to do this. Oh, okay I don't think that did it Hang on. Hang on. I'm not oh you have to Combine No Okay, well then A fast-acting and powerful mental stimulant I can use this to enhance my powers of perception for a limited period of time It's manufactured. Okay Stamina I care about some stamina Can't combine that. How do I use this? Drop definitely not drop Check ammo and press triangle Yep, that's it. Thanks, zoop Appreciate you Okay You uh, you gonna come you you're gonna come around the door You're trying. All right. Well, maybe try a little bit harder Fair enough. Oh, you are in here painting too. That's messed up All right, let me not use this ammo yet. Yeah, we'll do this peekaboo Fish tacos. Oh rats All rats I know I know I know I know Get off me. Oh, you know literally said at the same time Oh There's more fart gas in here. I receive you big boy After an exhausting night shift Samuel awakens in the vermilion forest in the fire watch tower where he works His sleep wasn't especially peaceful as he suffers from Vivid nightmarish hallucinations if he doesn't take his medicine medication He must find his pills now more than ever before his strange condition deteriorates even further God Rumble so great. There's gonna be actual zombies and this dude is gonna be going crazy. Wonderful Hey, it's two days two days from now Because he didn't come to rotate you. Hey, it's up to cooper Bro, whoever doesn't surprise me that he's late again Whoever did your hair You need a refund These books relate these books relate to behavioral neurology and cognitive disorders Given my affliction. I do the utmost to educate myself on the matter What you need to do is get yourself some edward lorn That's what you need some ward nerd low That's what you need in your life some chad lutzki His voice keeps changing and it's killing me Remnant two looks different. Hey What's up snake? I think it did. Yeah Sorry cross that was your name. Sorry His voice is just dropping late. Sometimes it's deeper than several hours since I took my pills See you you all heard that you all heard that i'm not going crazy Sometimes he talks high like this and sometimes he talks like this. What the fish? I am not going He's going crazy not me I know it's unrelated to the game stream, but i'm listening to dain while I work And you're writing of the characters thoughts and backstories as close to king tarantino and enjoyment factor. I've ever written. Thank you That's a hell of a compliment There's nothing out here guys unless i'm missing something Well that draw distance is about two feet late puberty for sure Yeah, oh, you're fine We can totally talk about books or anything else while i'm playing these there's no topic of discussion Damn happened this time See better for me to go. It's it's deeper now. It's like sometimes he's trying to do like uh um Almost like a solid snake Sometimes his voice is like this sometimes it's like this Can't hide that list though It's okay, dude. You can come out. Yeah, it's like silent hill. Yeah I Love how he writes characters and backstories. Oh, thank you j rod. It's my favorite part is building up the the characters Didn't realize your channel was about book reviewing. Yeah, um I'd mostly it's steven king content, but i've been taking a break from that as of late That's a first for you. Huh? Oh, we don't discriminate around here whether you read or not Okay Actor of this guy, dude The actor is killing me Oh, it's samara Suddenly it's the ring the video game It can't be good. No But i mean my hallucinations can't hurt me. It's if it happens like when i'm in the middle of a fight That's gonna get annoying. There's no trace of cooper's car But where the hell is he? His voice changed yet again. He has three different voices They must have recorded all this audio in different, um Oh, I appreciate that cross Hey, you don't have to sub it's all right, but I mean I appreciate it either way You can always just come in and hang out. I ain't got any issue with that It's very chilling here. I just go for a leisurely jog Are you kidding me There was nothing to pick up Go back. Okay. So it's a it's a story progression thing This is an alan wake Alan wake is far superior than this pile of elephant leavings But it's it's supposed to be bad in the sense that It's uh, um, it's like the old school resident evil in silent hill games Damn, who cut you down? Um, no I think not He's still coming. No, we good. Okay Trust was it thrust or trust, but I still have the if you didn't see the caption said trust She was just hanging around Yeah, yeah, you you're very welcome here cross that kind of joke Rarr or some junk It's about a shitty stupid style writer. Yeah Hate is gonna hate After a grueling jeep ride through the winding roads of the red quest crest mountains Samuel arrives home safely to his cabin on the outskirts of town Worried by the argument he had with his wife earlier He becomes even more unhinged as it's been several it's been been several hours since he took his medication I can't with this game. It's been been Hey, look, it's been been. How you doing been been game needs to stop two different voices already They must have had to do a bunch of like retakes or something I want to get in the camper Been been what yeah, it's closed. That's why I'm trying to open it Duh Ooh, can I get that axe? I bet you'd make quick work of these jokers I really named the place keen sight was awesome eyeballs taken It's not a bug. It's a feature Oh, okay. Well, why this scary music when ain't nothing scary happened Yeah, I I really enjoyed Alan Wake I really did this game is not Alan Wake like starship troopers keep filming until you get the worst take Yes, absolutely Casper or whatever the hell the dude the the main character is named the dude He is such a terrible actor. He has always been absolute garbage in anything. He's done, but I still love that movie to death Paul Verhoeven just didn't give a shit about that. He knew people weren't there for the acting Kind of like Robocop and all the rest of it total recall. I mean Those movies exist solely for the the content and story Yeah, me too Derek me too Uh, first guy quit after they already recorded like half the dialogue So they just kept it in instead of paying to redo it all Are you serious? Is that like the yeah, it's Casper Van Dean. I believe Would you rather have a joyful music playing while the killer is there's no killer cross? There's no killer. I'd like Drive fast take chances Have a good night, man. I'll see you tomorrow Um, I have not beaten control, but I was planning on playing it on the channel at some point Yeah, total recall is titties. Yep. I don't think it's his best, but it's it's a really good one It's a zombie one Wait, what? Not just he did not just say Oh, you're just guessing that's what it sounds like do you receive me? What just happened What just happened The next one looks really good. This one is so bad It does it does not matter the way he said doesn't does not instead. It doesn't So bad cross. Uh, by the way, we'll probably do some more remnant to, uh Sunday, I don't know all depends on if I do game night What's the best Arnold movie last action hero twins? Uh, my personal favorite Arnold movie and y'all can fight me on this, but it's jingle all the way I've seen that more than any of his other movies That's my personal favorite Don't don't at me either because uh, I can like what I like I can't I can't wait for a chat. It's gonna be like The sin bad movie Yes Yeah, true lies is good. Uh predator is probably like a very close second You'll probably be home late. I'll probably be playing late Need to check the house first. We already checked the house You don't work on the weekends. That's it T2 best arning movie Now these are all great movies. Don't get me wrong. It's just I know I've watched jingle all the way more than all those other ones I really I really like his comedies like junior and uh Twins and stuff like that What happened to her arm Who ripped her arm off? T2 is probably the right answer fair enough Somebody get this man an oscar right now Kindergarten cop is another good one. It's not a dooma This dude ripped her arm off How'd she lose her arm? Oh the acting is so painful It is so ridiculously painful It killed that whole scene Oh She is fine. I know she's 100 she's fine And all the oscars go to Not him No, she's actually going to eat your booty meat. No, she's right. She's really there. She's gonna Yes, it is Bruh who he got some of that spray on hair for the Just stay right here I'll come back for you. I promise a bizarre gardening This man is never allowed to cuss again never the fucker who did this to you the Sacred Heart Hospital He's going there and Then he'll be there Fuck all the way off game All the way off Oh hair in a canyon whoo I can't with this game I cannot Y'all want to play Resident Evil 4 or something? I can't do it. I can't take this shit. Seriously I'm gonna have to watch a playthrough because the next one looks really really good Looks like they had a much bigger budget. It took him 18 years to open that door If he dies he dies The writer should know how to write something's lost in translation. I'm promising you it's all Hey you there Oh, it's Voldemort. What is this a crossover? That's jk roland Ripple for life. All right, wait and bait come over here Thank you. Thank you. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no get off me Yeah, I played quite a few super massive games. I played until dawn the quarry man and madon um What are the ones you're welcome brad enjoy look at the package on this dude Every every dude in this movie's got a not movie this game's got a sock down the front of his pants Yeah, yes, exactly. What the hell? How do you know that's brad? Brad looks like every Zombie and Brad just fell over This No, I can't I mean, this is gonna make for good content, but other than that, this is not it. Oh my god Okay, yeah, he who shall not act. Oh my god I got three pew-pews man Phenocular what the hell is a phenocular station someone google that right quick Oh, the game is just steadily freezing y'all I ain't even doing that for real for real Hello Hello, okay, so that should be all the okay. I have to hold man I do not look like any zombie. I look like a sexy beast zombie. Well, I mean That comes down to taste doesn't it? like You know whether or not you have any He's going there And then he'll be there brad Oh That's my bad. That's all my bad. Oh, that's satisfying as hell Oh, what are you walking in ass? I'm gonna need a lot more ammo because This gun is fun And you gave me very very few rounds and then I wasted one of them. Yes. See asking you shall receive folks The devil and me I'm trying to find one I haven't seen and you haven't played Um, isn't that the newest one? If it's the newest one, no, I haven't done that one yet Um, I think those are the three that I played until dawn manamadan uh, and um The quarry A funicular is a type of cable rail race. Oh, yeah, I remember this puzzle. Okay. Thank you. At least that Tells me what's coming next. I think that's where I rage quit the game I have terrible taste But I'm hoping my wife has good taste because she picked me a it's all for dudes like us brad It's all about the personality brother. I remember when one chick told me She literally told me to my face. You have a great personality, but I just can't see myself with you I'm like Ow Get yo sorry ass off me I was looking at chat personality Right Asshole Open sesame street who in here Hey there People like me and I'm a good person cross I am this is my boomstick Uh It looks like there's something over here, but there's not really yes. There is yes. There is yes. There is ammunition Because I truly want to kill you this gun is so much fun to use Yeah Oh, that is satisfying who Make my uh Tiddly's winkel Oh, what is he walking in? Hey, look, it's me Over here I'm gonna get stuck on that rock, aren't I if I try to run around him. Oh, there's a lot of goombrats over here No, I Poopy crapper shits run Boy, I am funky as hell No, sir Nice recoil. Yeah All right Okay, that was just me with my musty ass shoes All right, dear alias At last the big day has finally come I dream about it for all the year and now that's here I cannot wait more when I'm out in the riverbank fishing surrounded from the virgin Surrounded by the virgin I will surely think of you. I surely will Then you my young friend will be the one shut in here sandwiched between the heated metal sheets To serve as a guide to the few tourists Who still visit the mountains That being said Your only real concern is to ensure that this rusted heap of scrap Is actually working For some days You will reign over this kingdom But as I've told you a dozen times already you only gotta remember the fundamentals First the level of engine fluid must always be adequately maintained Otherwise you'll have to stick your hand directly Into the pumping system located into the tank second the cab's emergency brake sticks on occasion If this happens You gotta unlock it manually By removing the safety plate Thirdly, although it's fairly obvious. You'll need to lift the shutters Every morning And make sure they're closed at night Easy as hooking some of them Trout right I'm sure you'll get it done and remember boredom is your own enemy out here So be sure to make use of my card stack A game of solitaire can really help to pass the time See you next week. Good luck Scott Don't forget to be gentle Oh, yeah cross doesn't know about the voices and cross new around here. Oh, yeah, I already read that. Okay Yeah, I know It's four two five three one. Thanks, zoop Yeah, and I gotta go I gotta find the puzzle. There's another one of those puzzles that pissed me off Now I know. Yeah four two five three One well, did you see the poppin? Good God A fuse is missing. Where's the fuse at? I probably have to go get it from out here, don't I? Yeah, yep, I'll take your fuses Thank you, sir Oh, this is the lewison clock trail. You should add licking your lips at the end of every period. Oh, no I had get talking about red wings Let's see here Lick your lips at the end of every period Oh, I got the fuse I'm going the wrong direction This poppin is terrible Now I gotta find the fuel This is it um Zoop help I had the wrong button Oh, I can just skip it never mind. I can skip it. I forgot I was playing uneasy for the story Even though at this point If it was this bad and hard I probably would have quit by now honestly this piece of junk works Yeah This piece of junk works Hot scalding sex I'm coming for you. Yes, son of a bitch You'll regret it when I find your sorry ass. Oh, I'm I skipped it zoop. Thank you. Yeah, any any other ones that we can skip. I'm gonna go ahead and skip After witnessing the brutal slaying of his wife Samuel pursues the mysterious and ruthless killer into the city to exact his revenge He arrives in keen sight via an old finocular finuncular And And finds himself in front of sacred heart hospital where the killer was headed in the parking lot of the building. However He witnesses something totally unexpected Good voice acting. I usually quit when it's bad and hard to Reap what you sow Would jeopardize You got it, bro. Look at his package The dude back there's got a camel toe, but dude up front has got a wang like a train And he has no acetal about my feelings What about my feelings leo? It is it is j rod Goddamn shot him in the leg and a titty just shoot him in the face He threw your hand Yeah, exactly j rod Acetone Pretty hands You got soft hands boy What is he made up brownies? Look at the inside of the look. He's made up brownies. He's made a chocolate cake y'all It is good for a laugh Why did the Life monitoring system quit after he died and not when his arm was tore off Right, exactly live wire ps2 looking ass cuts. He is he eating him? Exactly j rod I love live wires comment. They're definitely x's. You can cut the sexual tension with a knife. Yes, jesus lol that does look like chocolate cake like this It hasn't been cooked exactly Shit looked like gooey fudge brownies It's so bad Why didn't it look so bad? Oh All I have is a shoddy boom body Good, I think you need a I think you need a feminine hygiene product. I'm sorry. I'm just saying I'm just trying to let you know ahead of time. Oh We got more reading military orders Subject commands for data list team area keen sight sacred heart hospital Orders go to the facility and place it under quarantine for supervisors who will be arriving later Mark the areas that may pose a potential biohazard with special tarps and eliminate any threats All infected corpses must be disposed by incinerating them As soon as the area has been decontaminated and it's secure A team of hades operatives will be sent out to recover sensitive data And the level four personnel a waiting confirmation that decontamination has been completed Shorty got a dooter As soon as I like shorty got a big old booty That's the first thing that came to mind when I read shorty. It always does Shorty got a big old booty Look at him. Just spread eagle waiting for daddy. What the hell? Is that hillary clinton Bro, that's hillary clinton. That's a fucking shame anyone else is still getting I should not have said that instant regret Instant regret Uh, so good You mean embolates. I believe this is locked is which is why I'm turning around. Yeah Shorty got a big old booty. I'm glad we don't have I'm glad we don't have to walk everywhere. Oh, no, this is like a boss battle Did y'all see liam's face? Do you copy liam? Do you copy? Yes, yes cross. Everyone in here is now silently judging you. We would never say anything like that. Never Should have gotta be Now I got that song stuck in my head. God damn it. Well, here we go Sacred heart hospital keen sight bumfuck noteware You're gonna get up you're Why didn't I get the hollow points off of? Oh, man Oh me I've never seen that that emoji across Doesn't it feel like another chapter is already started? Oh, no get off my screen Find evidence that the killer is nearby We're going this way and not the way the trail of the blood Mother stank. Oh, he's dead. God damn it. I wish I could tell when they're dead and when they're shambling forward That's my favorite emoji Yeah, I lost all of the damn I lost all the hollow points Is there nothing over here? I I have some kind of reflection What was that? Are you dying with one shot now? Because That's sure as hell what it seems like Probably a fart when will my reflection show accurate pixels Not in this game, bro You can you can let that go Oh, you had a bad case a taco bell or something Okay, I think they kind of stumbled to the side Still trying to figure out how to know when they're falling What the so you weren't dead? Okay And if I wait for you to get up and move around like that all I know is this shit ain't cool What see see what I mean I can't see shit Well, no, but you see how uh when I'm talking about crosses. Yes, it would make everything die easy But with this you can see it depends like he took like six or seven shots That other lady took one shot to the chest and died There's just no consistency But then again, there weren't any original Resident Evil games either Is that my shotty boom body ammo? Yeah, let's use some shotgun Oh, no, no, no, no, no now I remember uh I really don't need to use a shotgun because there's a boss battle coming up pretty soon Which I doubt I'm gonna get to tonight Because my gummy's already starting to kick in Man, he had hack devices and everything on him He walks like he just shit his pants And I'm gonna go ahead and go after this cut scene. It's been fun though What the fuck is going on my back is killing me and I want to be able to Hang out tomorrow What happened to his deep assertive voice is this is the perfect time for that That damn door Buddy He sure did live wire He went from protecting the remaining survivors to mad scientists But don't they always for real for real It went it saved So When exit turns out the cut scene is an hour long boy We just we'd have to pause it or something. Anyways, uh, thanks y'all for thank you all for hanging out with me I will see you guys again. Well, there's now tomorrow's a vod. I'll see you guys for game night I'm not sure if I'm gonna be streaming a game or if we're gonna play I'm still trying to build up the steven king trivia stuff. So, uh, hopefully I'm done by then I'll try and spend a considerable amount on it tomorrow. But uh, yeah until next time All hail the chair Bye cross Thanks, brother By stone by by tie by j rod by live wire by zeely