 This program contains some swearing, adult themes, moderate pain and outrageous tattoos. You may remove your fear goggles, Matthew. Mate, you fucking joking. Are you fucking serious? Look at that. That yours is just fucking fish. That is fucking ridiculous. Yes. You're an absolute twat. Don't, don't, don't mate. I've got fish on me. I don't give a fuck what you've got on you, you prick. Do you want to explain the story? You used to get paid for what's in your pants. Er, what? So for more not show people through a tattoo. Wow. It's not a bad way to do it, you should be proud of your past. You're twat going to absolute fucking asshole. What do you mean get paid for what's in his pants? Do you want to do it with us, Lord? Just fuck off, do you want mine? Just say it. Well, they should know I used to do porn. Fantastic. Fantastic. Live the fucking dream. Conn is just out at Matthew as a porn star. Now my whole fucking family are going to know. Man's going to fucking love it. You should when she says I'm the fucking TV. Thanks, Mum. Poor old Matthew. Connor has proper dropped him in it. You're an absolute fucking asshole, Connor. I cannot believe you've done this to me. You dick. But it's alright because you've got fish on your stomach. Connor doesn't like fish, but everyone likes porn. See? Silver lining. For you. Matthew's starting to see the funny side. Mine's pretty. Three, two, one. You may remove the feet, you goggles. I can't see. Can you see it? Yeah, Mrs. Lorraine. Your second name? Yeah. But I'm not Mrs. Lorraine yet. Okay, well Jessica Lorraine Hayes, will you be Jessica Lorraine? Yeah, of course I will. That was a lovely moment, wasn't it? Yeah. What's more romantic than proposing in your pants in a warehouse for a shit? Kieran, how many years did you say you were married to Katie? Five years. Let's count down from five. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Offer your goggles, Kieran. That is impressive. Do you like it? That is absolutely. The ship is sailing. That ship has fork and seal. Love that. New direction. The compass for you to never lose your way. That is fucking cool. How much does it mean, you Kieran? I mean, it's more than anything. Don't cry. You're so good that you're crying, but in a good way. Yeah. Love it. It's so good. Aaron, do you think we'll go to heaven now that we've done this good deed? Will will fuck.