 It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant Yep, shall I mean to God Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness Hezzy is here, of course Little Latin X is here, of course Wax is here, of course Taylor gang is here, of course, and we got a special guest in the building You know, he's a special guest because he's not getting on no plane to come to New York. He hates New York This is here right now. Yes, and he got leather pants on y'all You know when I wear my leather pants that mean I got a special coming on. Hey Living my best life special you could buy a pay-per-view right now, you know, what's the other network? All black all black deacon Duvall is here I went all black for the black people little Duvall said you know You can tell you know why he got on leather pants. He got a special like it's your first special. Oh, yeah Comedians with with leather pants. So this is my oh, I didn't wear it on my special because I want to be more like Sammy Davis, Jr. So Come on now you get it the Eddie Eddie started that Eddie started with the leather pants Yeah, yeah Eddie started this, you know, but I was going back old past Eddie with Sammy Davis, Jr. Sammy Sammy wore leather pants. No, he didn't on my special. I was I wear a suit like on some rat pack shit Okay, okay, but in real life you just walking around the leather pants on the leather pants to promote it. Okay Okay, so wait you have a special coming out on all black All black What is that explain? What's going on? I don't know what's happening all black is Bob Johnson's new Screaming platform. So really his special is on pay-per-view with some video on demand Yeah, so you can go to it watch it just like you would watch the fight and then you go to all black if you want to and then Eventually, it'll be on one of the other screamers. See if we got to go black first. That's what we do in our community shows Okay, explain this first. I went black first. You know, I got to give my people first then I give it to you people Are white people allowed to to buy this special are we also You're definitely allowed but you probably want to do it on the load just in case your other white friends Oppose it right for the most part. You can go there. You're welcome. Okay. I love you though They love me love a little bit. Love me. Yo, black people feel like they need me first So I got to give it to my buddy like damn you gonna go there first without us. That's what's like next week It's my first week in in Utah. That's my first. You've never been to Utah never performed in Utah. That's a polygamy state, right? No, no, you just do no, it's not a polygamy state. No, it's not Are you going there? I was just there. It's great. The comedy club is great. Where is it wise guys? I'm not sure. I just know it's all you know these things It's do you talking to do ball right now? Come on. It's not a polygamy state. I thought you could have more than one wife in Utah No, I think that's illegal across America, but like Mormons try to do that shit Yeah, you can't do it. I thought it was legal though Yeah, because the whole HBO show Big Love was based off it, right? Yeah, that's a show. That's a that's a that's a that's a television show Well, that's some bullshit What about the other show they do had all them wives and he built the houses and they all stayed in different houses in Utah That was big love big love. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't think that's legal man I don't think they like legally got married or some shit They'll look it up Man, this shit is so funny now that Shelters in Florida this nigga dressed like Mina He's talking about the south felt that he didn't left yet. Yeah, three oh hezzy different Three oh hezzy different. I say to Charlemagne. I'm not coming back to New York until Tameka Mallory's book is out and Let me ask you question Charlemagne has been promoting Tameka Mallory's book This has been for literally the last year This is May 11. Do you all do me one favor see if there's anything written on them pages? It is May 11 next week next week It'll start reading from that book words with no pictures When I think of the most terrifying tools of hatred in this country history, I don't think of a knife or a gun I think of a noose And that was any page And we got the four we got the forward from the Cardi B Angela Davis forward is great because Cardi B asked a question and Angela Davis answers it But I have not been promoting this book for years only been since October. Wow, okay, October, but it'll be out May 11 So I guess you coming home show. Yeah, that's right. I'm coming home, baby. This crease needs you. Listen, uh, New York opening back up in June I'm up in that you ain't missing shit Shit It's not missing shit trust me the ball just tried to buy a watch off canal street Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and try to get why I tried to get my old lady a little pouch a little Louis pouch She hung up on me that lady that lady once you get that bag that lady won't be she been trying She don't went down to $20. I never thought about it But I can see why you would come to New York come to canal street and buy some fake shit You know, so crazy. It's mostly white people out there buying all this shit. Oh, yeah They buy all the fake shit. We the only dummies buying the right and we look at them and we just assume is real because they white I'm gonna record that on on my social media when I get off here. I'm gonna go out there and record to show how many who's buying I've never seen a white person get teased for having something fake on do y'all tease each other for having fake shit on Andrew was the closest somebody No, no, no somebody shit it on me cuz back in the day I could only for two pairs of J's bro. I Only had two pairs of Jordan's and we were recording a podcast every week And I was just flip-flopping my red to my blue my red to my blue On Twitter came at me, bro So do y'all shit on each other for having fake shit on not really because I mean like it's it's pretty cheap to buy Like vans like if you bought fake vans, that's crazy $40 like you saving $10 for vans. You might take vans for 30 It's motherfuckers by a fake Michael course if Michael course is cheap Yeah, you know what we might do we might like trash something who got like the the bootleg cereals Like if you don't have frosted flakes, you got like sugary flakes. Oh, yeah Corn flakes and put sugar on the corn flakes damn Polygamy is no longer a felony in Utah, bro. Oh get out of here Yeah, they passed the law back in the March and went into effect You don't let them mean there's women up there talk talk to you and fool you why you was on stage Yeah, and they say polygamy from a third degree felony to an infraction So basically the same legal level of the traffic ticket. Why you can have more than one I take that ticket, but would you really want more wives like think about that? Do you want more? The wives Like that's a lot of talk. Yeah, that's a lot of emotions you gonna have to deal with You have to have a madam to control that exactly like I think I understand guys going I'd like to sleep with more than one woman I don't think any guys fantasize and about having four wives, bro. Like no You gotta be able to afford for why I think you can know how I don't want four wives like that I won't different houses different households. I believe yeah, you want different households have to You wouldn't want everybody under one room. Otherwise, it'd be bad girls club No, people do that all the time though Who was the comedian that had to Look at Taylor shooting her shot Taylor love her some do ball Taylor want do ball so bad Because we're both short Taylor was walking in front of do ball, right? In front of him Walking behind do ball. He's walking behind do ball. She go. Why are you following me? Lady flirting You follow me It's on Baby, whatever your fight another short guy try to do that Every tall girl I fuck say don't fuck short guy. So I don't hear that a thousand times I know that so if they said I know you a fuck I Do got a point You can't even use that. It's I'm not easy. I know you Be honest don't tell you like the ball don't you it's cool I don't This we ain't got a fucking nothing, but I'm saying you would not contractually obligated Me I fuck but you know, it's some girls You keep me out though And I guarantee you put some fuck I Every time I come up and do an interview She be mad as hell when she hit dropping dig. I was like it's some bull And he ain't even stay long Dropping dig off I can understand having more than one wife do at least two right who is cool I think I do believe to women because you need a woman a woman needs somebody to talk to Yeah, but you need somebody there sometimes and in this day and age y'all don't have that many friends for real like I mean Do you got a real like I'm a solid pack of friends? I never you right now. I'm out Wait to wait after 30 you gonna see how all them Like in middle school, so are they single see you see are they As a single pack What kind of thing you at that age where they finish go all the way single for Because you ain't gonna deal with the single shit But you you still gonna be looking for a good man And women like you it's gonna be hard because y'all good women and it ain't that many of us out here It ain't that many That you got a wife a guy with Black men out there for black women really ain't I mean Like solid black man, there's all y'all are raised to find the best person like y'all supposed to my dad put a pestle for me All women up in the stuff. So just imagine for the thousand All women All women are raised to be put on the pedestal. So if all y'all it's impossible What you mean why are y'all put on because we're taught to treat y'all to put y'all We're talking to get what we supposed to get y'all talk to get what's the best. Yeah, we're taught to say you get what you work for Yeah So that's the difference And men don't need men don't need any I don't see and then we get some tables with the tables turn Yeah, so now all I'm chasing us Like and being up on a pedestal for a man is kind to me is based off what a reflection of what your woman is doing You know I'm saying if I'm able to provide for my woman and like really sure and treat her a good time I'm putting myself on a pedestal. I'm a king. I'm good and it works in our favor because it makes all all other women That sing when they want us even more exactly and if girls girls got to pick us anyway So because y'all looking at what y'all want y'all looking at me and it's already taken. That's where y'all pick Yo, that's crazy the more we provide for our girl The more we get her and show her the most amazing lifestyle the more desirable we get to other women Absolutely If our women and one of us to be faithful They wouldn't accept any presents or gifts or anything All right, if they did they wouldn't tell everybody but on Instagram Like the most secure thing you could do in your relationship is look broke ladies Hey shows you got a point It's women are bullies women are way more bully and because that women didn't deserve that But I think some of them looked at it like you got the nerve to be out here cheating and acting like you better than everybody And you got your woman out here looking looking. Yeah, but they went to the woman She should have more say so though she should have more control over that relationship Because they would have shit on the wig or something like even if she was looking fly Even if she would look fly they did man. Come on. You tell my social media. They would dissect that one You sitting there all dressed up to this nigga that And it didn't help that it was so close to the bus it sounds like she had just started That's right But that's a good point too, even when you which I'll talk about with the women. Um, I forgot what the fuck y'all was talking about just now Now the most thing Oh, yeah, the most the most the most Secure thing for her relationship is not look like she got anything going on because then they're gonna want you man Who's providing all this great shit and I'm and I'm gonna tell you something dudes on Instagram that love to show off what they doing for a woman like when they show like the roses on the Band and all that. They only doing that for other women I had somebody in my mind I was shooting I had one person, you know, I was thinking of Tyrese that was I was I was I was I was I was thinking about one person and I ended up spraying you by mistake Man is shitting on another man to get you like that's that's science. He's full of shit You a dream like why would a man do this? Why? Yeah Like you should know that that's why I never got why they fail for the dirt Jackson. She's like it's obvious because You got it like he's selling you what you want to hear But we want to believe it But he had his dirt time to right You know it's not all men have a dirt side on them. That's all that's all but there's nobody just Russell Russell Wilson And that's it. You just got certain men who pray on people need to believe rock about they pray on y'all They pray that's why that's why it works and they like preachers. They pray on your need to believe Why do you think it's more women in the in the in the church because they believe Way more than We don't follow you chickens. Let me ask you guys this Do you think is is possible that there'll always be a place on the internet? Which is full of frustrated men and a lot of nerds who can't get laid They'll always be a place on the internet for them to watch videos of a guy shitting on women Because they're angry at women and they're frustrated. They can't get no pussy So they relish in the fact that a dude is telling a woman a shit, right? Like that space will always exist just like I think it's more so because ain't nobody saying nothing That's got a voice that anybody they say anything Close to something that got to do it for the male voice. They they go with yeah, you get what I'm saying Yeah, he's speaking for the men finally somebody that's why they fuck with me because I'm the only one speak but male point of view That's not true There's plenty of us that all that talk about it and and maybe we are successful because of that like they want some perspective But Andrew's right though, but I tell you this man There is a lot of guys out here that like pussy, but don't like women So, you know what I mean? They're they'll all they'll always They'll always side with a guy that's like really going in on when it's hard to like something that you're rejected by constantly You see this happen a lot of times in politics like there's always gonna be a space for Someone who justifies your views They fuck with him he brought them out and show them look They didn't even even know if they knew them or not Hey to that point that's what social media is right social media you can always find a group to reinforce whatever you want Yes, it don't matter what it is dangerous You ain't as good as they say you is you ain't as bad as they say you yeah At the end of the day you just can't trust you can't soak up into the game like that You can't soak up into your cheese because you're gonna down your boo. That's right. That's a fact That but that's that's all that's why everybody everybody feels empowered because I can get online right now and say anything And it's gonna be about 20 people that agree with me You so brave Now you need to get on me to exactly and be like man, I like taking pictures with the Linn still on the camera That's the problem with social media if there was no social media people wouldn't be like that's the problem with people Because you can only fall for it if you believe attention, you know, that's you like we don't fall for it Yeah, think about when you was growing up and you had like Certain groups like I guess for us it would be that the gothic kids, right? There wasn't a lot of gothic kids in South Carolina. So it was like three of them for them Maybe but they'd be so tight. They always be with each other. They found each other. You'll find your try I know that your enemies always gang up together and talk to each other on social media. Yeah That's as always With it, you know, I was somebody that don't like what you like That's all we were just talking about this like it's so much easier to be in a group now That you have social media like back in the day for those kids I was literally saying this is earlier you had to put on makeup you had to get an outfit You to show up at the Halloween store you had to wear fangs shit You had to wear these big chunky boots You had to commit to that identity and that group now You literally just need to hop on Twitter put in a hashtag and you are part of whatever that fucking community is That's right. That's right, but I remember when hot topic opened pop in Charleston, South Carolina And I was like who this enough for them to have a whole goddamn store and you that's when they all had a place to congregate No for real That's when they had a place to congregate hot fuck it and that should still open to this day. Yeah in the malls It's sick bro deal that place stopped a lot of school shootings, bro The fact that they had a place to go to just hang out with one another, you know by eyeliner and shit That was that was huge. That was massive dude You don't think it's something else going on in hot topic bro. What you mean something on the load that we don't know about They said like little little toys sex toys too for real He been in a while no, I'm gonna talk about it. I thought it was there like that got thick store We ain't really got nothing no more. They just night everybody. That's like sting everybody It's a sex. Yes, it is half that shit in their sex I mean everything's a sex toy if you want to make it one never they sell deal those and handcuffs No, they do sell all that shit Why do you use why do you use handcuffs? My old lady wanted that shit man. Is it because it's something to do just to say Something to you do you ever feel like you ever feel like you know, you can't hold me down like you From the back you can hold on to the to the little the little chain I See that old Florida 69 boys came out of him just now He took it back to them days. Yeah, the fans made them take it back to them days Tell me why why people mad at Elon Musk for hosting SNL, what's the issue? I didn't get a chance to watch you on flagrant, so I'm trying to figure out I'm trying to figure out what is Elon Musk done That's making people have this vitro vitro. I can't even say the word vitro reaction to you talk about me rich this is what it is rich white people and What I mean by rich white people I mean like I don't care if you're a minority and you're on SNL You're rich white person like you They just want to make sure there's somebody more rich than them that they can be angry at for being rich so that nobody knows They're rich That's like how niggas mad at daddy now What he mad at daddy for no, cuz they saying like you know they mad talking about how you gonna say we need to get money from these People and you taking money from this and they're like it's the same thing Everybody needs somebody a little bit higher than that. It's like that's just like how they mad at us talking about some Y'all haven't had money too long remember they was telling us we don't have money too long for Because I said that shit about you can't you shouldn't be old 30 years old living room But see people took what Duvall said out of context. He said you shouldn't be 30 years old 30 years old is a man living with another man. That's 30 years old is a roommate and I was just talking shit Like but they took personal, you know Because I didn't understand the Elon Musk thing cuz I was I thought I missed something I was like damn did Elon Musk. He's just rich SNL works for a billionaire did every person on SNL has a boss as a billionaire every one of us works for a billionaire You can't work if you're not working for a billionaire. So they're just complaining about some shit It's fucking stupid if you don't want to be on the show I hate rich white people and white people hate rich white people. Huh? You think it's just cuz he a billion white people hate rich white people from what I Hey, the crazy thing is that we have Michael chair on breakfast club He said he don't know what the big fuss is and he said he's writing sketches for Elon Yeah, Pete Pete said Pete said he went to dinner with Elon. He was like, I don't know what the fuck the issue was And I'm like, well, who's complaining. He said we don't know I think Elon is just a rich nigga that just do shit just to fuck with the world sometime Yes, you know what? I'm gonna tweet this real quick and just fuck with them or fuck with the economy Yeah, I I'm a fuck with the stock market. I'm fucking with this not everybody go over there You see what I'm saying? He just be fucking with people. He got so much money. He don't realize he fucking with society's money Now now I would the only thing and I'm just playing white devil's advocate here the only backlash I would say is What his Elon must done to deserve the host SNL only because SNL is an entertainment format It's a place where entertainers go to host, right? I've never said who is hosted SNL That's not an entertainer plenty of people who are not entertaining of hosted SNL Like who the guy who might be one of the most boring people on the planet who ran for I don't know if you ran for president or like Governor, New York a mayor of New York was his Forbes. Was that his name? Forbes Fuck I forgot this guy's name, but like it's just a it's SNL is just if you're famous you go on there That's all it is. It's just like this is a place for even the host. Yeah as the host Yeah, you don't have to be funny. You don't have to be you just be famous This is a place about now. That's all entertainment is about selling the person. That's all it is. That's all it is like it's really What we doing that shows is we wasting our time Um, no, I'm gonna be honest with you shows got it shows got it more figured out than you do He do we do with especially with the stand-up and stuff. He do got his figured out, but I don't know if the audience cared enough about our art anymore like that to You know, I'm saying I think they care about this. They care about conversation The whole world is driven by conversation. That's all social media is Do they? Yes, I don't even know if that matters anymore think about all the conversations we see go viral from no people that you don't Never heard of them shits, but but when they come to the person they have to care But that's a random you don't even know who the person said and when it's just random conversation But when the person said you say did you hear what y'all remain said? Did you hear what short said? But I'll tell you something though. You think about this messenger Yeah, but no think about the beginning of podcast or podcast been around for about I don't fucking know how long now We've been doing all about seven eight years I'm gonna say 11 because the longest running podcast I can remember is Joe Rogan Joe Rogan been around for 11 years What about the read? Read been around for about eight or nine But see and now I'm glad you said to read because that's my point Nobody knew who kid fury and crystal was when they first started doing a podcast But they came in the time just like social media like it came in the boom It came at a time when people were willing to listen to somebody who they may not necessarily know Right, but everybody was listening to anything at the time. That's just like it when it began the tour You followed anybody I'm saying like that's just like like I should have got on podcast when y'all told me to Now I got to just go in there and just be dover. I got to use my fame to get people to come back You put me on Twitter do all put me on Twitter I remember I was tweeting and I was like, why does he like this shit? You know why I said that because I didn't know what the ads were And one day I clicked them goddamn at forget it and saw and saw people was speaking to me back Talking back to me and replying. I'm like, oh Comedians spanked that be with be with the plastic cup boys to be with kevin heart He the one put me on social media all together with with my space and all that man That's gotta suck if you put somebody on social media, then they get more followers than you Shit that happened all the time with all the because you weren't no celebrities on at the beginning. Yes, it was Not on my space, man. If they were my space my space. Oh, no My space only people was popping was like musicians Musicians and even then they had people faking like they was running their pages and shit And now as far as comedians only I could think with me and avion krocky as far as in the You know, I used to get hit up by you know, so crazy. I used to get hit up by people that became I guess celebrities on my space How long was instagram Instagram remember you have my got my phone broke a long time ago. I got your phone broke Yeah, you told everybody to call my phone and tell me I'm nasty for doing something crazy This was years What? People saw my phone my phone fucking phone broke This was years ago Now people kept calling me like you nasty you nasty. What the fuck are you talking about? I put your number on social media You done some wild shit too Yeah, he might have my phone. I was out of control, but this thing was out of control Well, that's a damn lie. I'd never been worse than duvall on social media I probably was bad some of the shit I used because I was speaking off the top of my head And I was back and you could just say whatever on your mind. You wasn't smoking back there. Yeah, I wasn't smoking. So I was just Like just boy. That was a wild time. Yeah. It was a good time. Yeah, that's when everything was just so carefree You could just let tweets fly you could say whatever nobody gave a fuck New world now remember I remember when uh I think I remember when it shifted. I I said something on Twitter to the extent of to something like I don't think porn is empowering or something to the extent of that right and all these like b or cd list porn stars are like Who the fuck are you to say porn is empowering? And I was getting all these mentions and I hit up charlomagne. I didn't even know what the fuck happened I was like, bro, bro. What the fuck should I do? I just said porn is empowering all these persons Whatever, and I think you were we were like, wait, what's the issue? Where are they upset about? And I was like, yeah, I don't think porn is empowering for women and then you're like Wait, they're mad at that and I'm like, yeah, and you're like, well, yeah, that's that's fine Like I guess people are gonna be mad. I forget exactly who it was Do you remember this? Well, yeah, I do remember but listen to your to what we was talking about earlier You got attacked by the porn stars. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? So there would be a time where you would say something like that and it would be women who aren't porn stars Who would agree like damn right porn not empowering but you were like we were talking about you You're targeting one person but end up hitting a bunch. Yeah, that's what you did with that goddamn But now it's a bunch of but now it's a bunch of porn Targets now like you got the porn talk. You got the the woman talk. You got the lord have a target You got the lord have a target. You got everybody. So anybody you say You can offend and they have a group of people It kills the art of it, you know what I mean? It's not there's different ways of doing comedy But it kills the art that we would talk Yeah, you can't have a conversation on twitter. You can't speak regular You basically have a conversation nowhere honestly no more. No, you can't I can't even talk on here. Like I really want to talk And you know, it's crazy the problem with twitter We thought only our friends was following us. You know how on instagram you could do the closest friends So I say something about somebody and then that person jumping my comments mad and then they friends want to come at me And people calling my phone and now all kind of fires is getting put out. I'm like, well goddamn I didn't know the person was following me. Well when I talk on social media, I talk like barbershop talk. That's the problem That's my problem. I talk like we talking like friends like like if I'm talking to my home boy my home girl And I'd be forgetting this millions of people. That's right. You know, but but we that's the power of words, right? That's why I love bishop tdj's new book. Don't drop the mic because he talks about the power of words We all have platforms and we all got voices and we do got to be careful about what we say not because We pussy but because our words have impact. Yeah, I gotta do this What you want to knock it out? I gotta pee anyway because I got to talk to y'all about snow white Because this is a great time to take away. I just saw it on my on my thing people How long the interview was about five minutes 10 minutes. Yeah. 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Yeah I don't see how people I don't I don't see how people Can feel any other way like if you don't have friends that's winning people around you that's winning if you don't support that I don't even understand I was happy to see this nigga got a new Cadillac This thing is to He's been riding it. Oh my bad They know I have to tell you I had a 2002 Cadillac escalate and he was riding until 2019 That's right. That's right, baby Rich broke lifestyle, baby It just be little I just love seeing I know I sound like a whole nigga But I love seeing people winning like my friends doing this shit wax. You got any church announcements? Yeah, um, I'll be sponsoring a tk show uh this weekend mother's day weekend on sunday. Um, he ain't got them I see Let's go That's my god. I love tk. I got that who's white girl going out. They got a lot of eyes seeing this. So I ain't mad You know once tk get a promoter. He like he on you Charlemagne used to do the shows at carolines with tk. Yeah. Yeah tk. Have me. I love tk That's og all day Charlemagne the same thing he telling wax I Tk my god Tk so entertaining, but I I know exactly how he got waxed too. He was like, yo, we jersey guys man. We gotta stick Listen, I really enjoyed my team enjoyed. We actually making moves man. Who's wax really getting out there? I got a product that we it makes sense. You see what I'm saying? So we got out there and um improv in miami I'm gonna fuck with his own paintball thing too. Yeah, like I'm doing the paintball facility out there I'm gonna bring some of the little kids out there in Charleston. Yes, sir. That's what I'm gonna do That's the reason why I'm saying on it so I can make myself do it. You know Yes Promise me that he's going to be out. He's gonna get a team of 10. I want all these podcasts out there In Charleston some kids that's right out there just wildin. We're gonna have them come out there to the side and do some paintball I don't know when It would definitely be open up this summer so when everybody come out there podcast It's a hugey and hugey right now not far from Charleston. I'm saying I also got the bully and the beast come out on Wednesdays Patreon on Mondays make sure you holler at us. Um, I would tell you to uh, check out Well, you know what I do check out. We got answers on audible Thank you to everybody that's been downloading that you can get that uh, it's free with an audible membership But um, and you know suit everybody that's been logging on the black effect.com all the podcasts from the black effect under Black effect.com. But the most important thing is to meet a mallory State of emergency how to win in the country we built. It'll be out May 11th next week. Let's go The most important thing my special out How much is a book How much of the books? Let me see I'm gonna get uh Amazon is $19. I don't know how much it is in books I forgot to tell you this before we talk about do all special because that is the most important thing But I forgot to tell you this it comes out the book comes out May 11th, right 511. Yes. Okay May 11th also happens to be What is called white night day? and white night day is Essentially the kkk's like first meeting that they have Why do you know this say what yeah, man, we celebrate it every year. This is a big celebration. Why did you know? Did you celebrate you're gonna have people looking up kkk pictures? They're gonna be looking for somebody with a long nose under Right Instead of the cone at the top is like this Shoes what's the name? No, I just I just made that shit up. I was you got the I just made it up. I wasn't saying did she know that I was about to say don't matter that's that that's just proves the book title Right state of emergency out of one in the country we built but it's out May 11, but do ball special uh living my best life Yeah, man, just like I said my special is pretty much a Old to where I see comedy evolving in our culture as far as with comedy music and entertainment as a whole because Like I say, I think every I think most of the new comedians that's what they're doing You know I'm saying as far as in our culture, you know, you still got the ones that's doing straight stand up But at the same time it's evolving to more than just stand up That's right being a comedian like you got your social media guys. You got your skits You got your people that do funny funny jokes. I mean funny, um music joke music I think 85 south show does it very well. They do it very well And you got to give a shout out to um nick cannon and with wild and out. I mean, I think they mold Oh, yeah 100% they like the new version of deaf comedy jam where we grew up on My daughter watches wild and out like like we watch deaf comedy jam So that's pretty much what was mold in the mind set of what what the kids think stand up is So what we think stand up is they not gonna They're not gonna be on what we own You know I'm saying like what we think stand up in my opinion. It's like jazz It's gonna always be there But where the kids see it they getting taught that wild and out it's it's comedy No, it is though. But you gotta think about it. It is and you can't be wrong. You can't be mad You just got to evolve with it. And that's what my special does it shows Except it's a little more mature for the older crowd to to digest to get them to understand what the next generation is doing Because that's what they own. Yeah, they ain't nobody just ain't they just just doing just stand up Even Steve probably changed his suits. So What So speak to our god Chico being to Chico being um Chico being lost his mom man. Oh, man Yeah, so condolences to Chico being in his Family, I got a call and check up on him You know, I you stuff like that. I sent him a text yesterday because I didn't want to call I mean, that's what I mean. I'm just texting See when it when men deal with it like we don't need in my opinion some people do but I don't need nobody to hug me and tell me it's gonna be okay I gotta deal with when Kool-Aid dad. I went to the Bahamas and stayed there by myself and just cried and that's all I needed Yeah, you know what I'm saying? So let it out outside of that. Are you I mean everybody handle it different? No, I mean, I'm not I'm not comparing his death to mine. I'm just saying everybody handle death Did you know what I'm saying? And you never know From my experience with most men like you just gotta let that shit you could be that course Let them know you there. That's what I told him. I said, yeah I said man, you know, I'm here for you if you need me I mean, I know people I know that's a cliche thing to say But I'm there Because even if they don't reach out back to you I had a I had dinner the other night with a guy who lost his brother and uh He said after that he realized that like Sometimes your friends are your real family and your real family Ain't shit and he said like he had friends and weren't related to him at all They called him or texted him every single day After his brother passed and he goes I didn't get that from my family and a lot of them Especially my distant family and even though that he didn't reach out back to them It meant so much to him that every single day. There was something like yo thinking about you. Hope you're good Yo, thinking about you're hoping you're good. So you have to reach out a lot man Say what? It was so crazy about that it might sound corny But that's the same thing happened to me with my when my instagram got deleted Everybody that was Shut up man Everybody that, no I realized I realized who my friends were Everybody was hitting me up Like it when your dog got man Like everybody was hitting me up like you know what man Like no that's true. People was hitting me up like man do of all good You know what I'm really worried You know why I hit you up I'm sending him messages from other people People was really worried about me Nah I'll tell you why because you said this earlier. I remember you saying this You're like I don't need much because I have the people This is what you said to me early on and you said I don't need much I have the people literally all I need is a wi-fi connection to my phone and I'm good I'll be happy I got the people and then right I looked at that like them taking away the people from you So I was really worried about you man. I was like seriously concerned But I had to program my mind to like well Kind of like I did with with anything that was like well, I guess that that that train ended And then look at god Look at god. He gave it back to you right in time. Soon as Derek Jackson fucked up And I'll be honest with you If and you know it's so funny if it wasn't it wasn't even me that got it back If it wasn't for clay my manager, I wouldn't never got it back because I had already accepted it like I got it back for you a few times black man. Don't cheat when the song driver you came back to No, no, but this time here was over. It was all the way over. Yeah, that's true Because they were tired of him for me. They was like, no, no, no. It was a saran wrap like this time. I was like, yeah All right, let's go. I don't even know what he did. I'm like duvah. I don't know what you did It's not so much what I did is how they changed the algorithm how they changed the they kind of they kind of Pregestly programs Instagram to hate on most of everything we do and say you can't even say the n-word Like you can't say much of anything just stuff that we randomly take and it's been like that on facebook But and I knew it was coming eventually That's another reason why I wasn't tripping because I knew eventually Whatever if you ever want to see our instagram we're gonna be go on facebook We don't own none of this shit And that's what and that's what I learned from there and like what we was talking about It's like, yeah, we got to get to where we got control of our own Yo, that's why that's why I don't even have like the conversations about censorship Yeah, we can have them but we keep forgetting like we don't That's why I wasn't even tripping. It's like how would be mad if somebody kicked me out of their house? Absolutely. So here's Here's the thing with that like what you said I thought was really profound because You were basically saying they were making it Almost illegal to be culturally black in a lot of these spaces So for example, if you say to somebody you're stupid on instagram that can be considered as bullying But if you're black and someone's funny you go man, you're stupid Lol, you know laughing emojis. So you're not really bullying them. They're actually complimenting them But this is what happens when you have people making decisions and there's no diversity in that room. There's no diversity And that's what I realized. It's not personal. It wasn't nobody. It wasn't nobody I could call and say hey man, go tell them people turn my shit back on. Yeah I did Yeah, you're right. I apologize What you mean? He did it but then the third four tell you like man, some people say they ain't cutting that shit. That's what they said You know what I'm saying? So that let me know we need to have enough power to where somebody could say no Fuck that like and that's where that's just like what we got our own gate keeping system If somebody called one of y'all and said hey, man Hey, man, uh, like if somebody called me and said hey man, charlamagne shit Boom. I'm doing it. That's right. No matter what it is and that's how we gotta have our own little I got I got yours back on When the final time I got yours back on no, I wasn't you I'm being dead serious with you No, I'm dead serious too. It wasn't you. I'll be I don't know what clay said But clay hollered at me and then I took care of it I made a fucking trade I said to them I said to the people at facebook I said I will make sure to me come out of his book does not come out Do ball I'll keep pushing that shit back and back and back And then we'll forget about it Hey, I'll tell you something them IG conversations open my eyes to a lot though because When you hitting up a white person and you like man, why y'all took this down or why y'all took that down And the white person is saying well, you know, charlamagne in this post you use the n word That's a racial slur. They took down a poster up yesterday Because a girl said i'ma fight you if you don't restock your um bathing suits for women She shouldn't have threatened violence and she played knuck if you buck. All right, then that's a song off that instagram that they use They license But the funny thing is it's just like anything it's just like you doing this All right, that's wrong. They could flag that it was the threatening of violence That could be threatening. It's they dictate what's threatening what ain't threatening. You know what's happening also Is that that's not that's what i'm saying anything that they think We don't have nobody to bounce in and say no that ain't threatening But it's not only it's not only we don't have anybody right it's if that is true But it's also like you know how on nbc or abc or or there's certain words that can't be used right They have rules right and we know the networks have rules, but us regular people We don't have to apply we don't have to uh, uh, let's go to abide by those rules That's regular. Yeah, well then us regular people Got so many followers that we became a network on the cable that is instagram or facebook So now we have to abide by these rules in the same way the network said because we became powerful With great power comes great responsibility and that's really what's happening. That's true. But what happens is it's like tomorrow I say you can't curse Yeah, like it's like out of nowhere. They tell you this like they don't give you They give you all the paperwork that the lawyers tell you but they ain't like Saying all right this like and I don't mind going by rules I have no problem going by rules, but let me know the fucking rules They kind of telling us shit that we should already know Yeah, but it ain't like they telling it. It ain't like they telling us that we don't know I become on this show and talk shit all day and then next tomorrow you say, hey, bro You can't do this and I'll be like I respect that but at the same time you can't be surprised if I slip up Don't you know what you don't you think though that like The way I think the rules are made is But like you said before us y'all she said this is like we should treat the social media like a public park Yeah, no, no, no, no, I agree with you But I guess the way I think rules are made is is two reasons one rules are made the basic ones are made so that we all You good I gotta do 130. All right. We'll figure one second. So basically Go ahead the basic rules are made right So that we all don't kill each other right and then after that I think they make a bunch of rules that they usually don't apply to us They only apply if you're acting up So they basically keep a bunch of these little rules that just in case It's the little rules that keep you from that breaking the big one. Yeah Or if they can never get you it's like with mafia dudes They could never get the mafia dude on the big one So they're gonna get you for racketeering or they're gonna get you money laundering because they know And I feel like that's what instagram or the social media platforms are doing They're like you can't bully bully is such a broad topic. What the fuck? How do you know we're bullying it? But see they got apps now or they got little Little things now like say things you post something as soon as you post it. There's a thousand bots going their flag That's a fat So you can't beat it and people be reporting you bro. They report Not just they report. It could be one person send them thousand bad bots to you You get what I'm saying like it's it's uncontrollable It's to a point where you gotta even you gotta have your own shit where you can have some type of control of it You're gonna be called up. How you send a bot They got them shit. Like just what you can buy them that buy streams. That's right. You can buy bots Let me do this, man. Hold on. Do what we'll do is call y'all want y'all want to pause you want to take Another quick pause. Yeah All right, so listen can we talk about snow white finally? What is snow white? Well, I don't know if y'all know but uh, the snow white ride at disney land is not Open and it's not being open because Of the prince kissing snow white while she was asleep in the movie. He did not ask for her consent Didn't he save her life when bro? That's the same thing I said. I can't I can't believe this is an actual People have so much life that they got time so much Yo, can I ask you this question charlamagne can I ask you this question when they take someone off life support? Do they ask their consent? Well, yeah, you do Because you got to do it If you got to ask the family's consent and you got to have it in your will that's actually in your will in the state But they don't take off They don't ask the person who's getting taken off life could support their consent Well, well if you do like a state planning like if you have like a will in the state That's actually but no, but that's actually in the state planning like they literally ask you if You're a vegetable or if you're on life support Would you want to be taken off? Yadda yadda yadda and you have you can write down the details like look if you don't what if you're in a car accident You're just a vegetable they don't have that anywhere. They just decided to take your ass off Oh, yeah, I mean, I don't I don't know how it works if you don't have a will or don't have an estate I don't know but if you if you having a will arse What's the point you make it go to your wife? What's the point? My point is my point is they don't ask consent to save your life They just do shit if you show up to the hospital They take out your fucking spleen because they need to take it out to save your life They're gonna take they're gonna take it out save your life. It all depends if you got health insurance You got health insurance. You don't like Didn't have no fucking health insurance This is what I like about Andrew Andrew will try to find the intellectual angle to everything. It's just some bullshit It's some bullshit, but I just like I just like poke in front of these fucking idiots It's so stupid But see these are the idiots that build up and and be hating you forever and send them bots No But here's the thing that why are they going after the ride at disney, but not the actual snow white movie Like shouldn't they be Listen, that's what a little kids is that that's what is it that they all the little kids down there It's not about little kids. There's a bunch of fat girls on the internet that can't ride the ride. Anyway I ain't say that whoa. No, there's a bunch of child molesters over there. They don't want to get all the problem They don't want to get rides shut down child molesters love the rides because they get to look at the fucking kids screaming on them Here's the other thing about snow white. That's crazy All these old stories are problematic All these old shows are problematic number one about snow white her mom dies while giving birth to snow white, right? So that's the maternal maternal death thing, right? Yeah, the witch tries to kill snow white like six times Poisons her Gives her all type of different stuff to eat the killer But we're forget the murder forget the maternal death thing We're upset because snow oh for the other good part She sent somebody to kill snow white and cut snow white's heart out But the guy can't do it because snow white starts crying or like, yo, just let me live I'll just run off in the woods and never come back So she runs off in the woods come back forget all the murder and everything else It's the fact that the prince kissed her to save her life to wake her up That's what we're mad about without her consent Also, we don't why don't we talk about the person that put the spell on her in the first place Where she got to get kissed to get woken up Taylor is the funniest motherfucker. What she meant the type she meant the type origin of snow white She put origin of snow fight So it shows you the first snowball battle It was ABC check right back Look the original snow white this shit is crazy man. It's just stupid It's just dumb and and people that have people that are upset about this Y'all really have an extreme sense of privilege that this is what's gonna get worse It's only gonna get worse have the how cow can it watch how they say titanic offensive This is going to be so It is offensive What happened with titanic We don't know how they ever watched that You've never seen titanic I didn't I never watched that stupid shit Well watch it right now watch it right now And you're gonna see uh a selfish ass bitch. Not sure We don't know how do we think this was shit snow white was going to be offensive. Yeah, we never thought about we never thought about it Wait, I mean Barney is I'm telling you the notebook going to be offensive is fucking about 20 years. What about Pinocchio? Pinocchio is human trafficking They take a bold face line too. They taking all the little boys You know, I mean they taking all them little boys to some little fun place What they call it fun island and some shit like that and then when they get there they all drinking they all smoking They get them fucked up and then get hard and then turn them to donkey Wait a minute. That's Pinocchio. That's fucking Pinocchio is the doll his nose get hard, right? Pinocchio is the doll It was a different time back then too. Like I mean just think this was around the town when they made movies Like movies like gladiator dumb time. So that's probably when them stories was made So of course they had wild stories that sound crazy to us now hundreds of how old is the story of snow snow white? 1812 That's when that story was told and we mad and offended by something 200 years ago Yeah, it's a 19th century german fairy tale of folktales. You know how Santa Claus was It was like a really a fat white guy trying to like sleep with somebody's mom and then now they're saying everybody come to anybody house No, I don't know about that Santa Claus All right, we're gonna go for it nobody want to talk about how snow white has seven mexicans falling her ass around That's a little bit weird for anybody besides me Boy You don't think that's weird that she had a sleepy a sleazy a winky I got a special coming out living my best life y'all make you I always wonder why the dwarfs didn't have no family like how you get seven dwarfs. They ain't got no moms No dad. They didn't come from nowhere. No parents. No other women around they was already trained on them Oh Y'all ain't never remember that old that old nursing rhyme My mama and your mama was talking a little shit Listen, my mama called your mama a bull daggin ass bitch. Listen, we're gonna fuck your sister And the bitch ain't shit. She slayed me and all the boys and even sucked my dick Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun Jack got mad kick Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him come Where the fuck did you get this from? No, this is a real nursing rhyme song nursery in florida This shit was in florida. Luke was luke was worldwide. Oh luke man. Oh, that's uncle luke. Yeah Okay, before we get out of here, I want to ask duval we're gonna do ask an idiot But I want to ask duval something because we've been having this debate and I think that duval is um He's got a lot of uh Expertise in this area If a woman lets another woman eat her out On vacation are you fucking kidding me right now? Is she Women not really gay. You can't women can't be gay women really can't they can like my sister type gay But the every like my sister is like super gay like she likes She likes just women and that says she like built like uh, she like to be built like You walk around with a dildo. I think so she can strap on or something like that But I wouldn't know because she got her fire Yeah, women really like if Wait, what's her do that too? Or she just you just random got you got eight out So I was on vacation I was high And my friend brought this couple home And I wanted to watch And the girl was like, oh come on. I want to taste you too. So I said fuck it And she ate me out. I was trash. Would you eat her out? No, did you eat a girl out? No, like that guy said all y'all keep me out of y'all wine You ain't see shoot duval sugar daddy face though Tell me more She stopped looking at me She stopped looking at him. He's down. You look at me 10 seconds. You mind That's why duval asked the duval said do you eat girls out because he said let me see if she want to go on vacation She ever been to the Bahamas? She'll go to go She'll go I thought he was going to ask him about the jake paul ship. What jake paul ship wax and jake paul and What you think he can beat jake paul Man, he thinks he can beat anybody man. He thinks he can beat he thinks he can beat a gorilla In the ring too, bossing You think he can beat jake paul in the ring forget the street fight in the ring When the last time you got in the real fight, that's what we don't when we get out We forget we ain't falling about 10 years. Yeah when the last time you got in the real Not just a knock a nigga out. I'm talking about like a real fight. She will fight You're right. I usually just knock people out and that's the same thing that happens to him Is that no you ain't you you dealing with somebody that halfway have some training. Yes Everything Shows you probably know about the guy better than I do. What's the name logan paul jake paul jake paul Jake paul is does he have any type of skills? Yeah, he's yeah, he's gotta do with me That's his fault for having skills. Who you got your money on shokes? Um, I would put everything I own on jake paul Let me tell you how bad it is cuz Let me let me show you how bad it is Out of Mayweather and jake paul's who you putting your money on Mayweather you put all your money on mayweather How bad you are that's what I'm saying you'll put you'll tell me that mayweather could beat me Yes You in a boxing ring, yes I don't think you understand the boxing bro. You don't have to beat somebody up to show you All right, wait, we thought we could make this simple Let's fight just an average novice boxer. Let's have him fight just an average boxer. Let's find somebody Just somebody that's the average box You should fight van No van ain't no real boxing. Who was there van latin? Oh, no, no, I'm talking about like a real Somebody that's actually working to become a boxer. I don't somebody's trying to get on their feet in boxing Are we getting any energy from this show? It's jake paul. I saw him put up a top 10 list. I ain't see wax on it Is he is he giving us any rhythm? Is he down for it? No wax got up the profile man. It's not worth the risk Jake will get paid regardless But he's not going to get paid as much as if he was fighting someone this You don't think we amp wax up We would have to like go super We could sell this fight bro. You gotta sell it more You gotta get behind it big like if you get behind it big big big, I think we can make it happen How much money you think we can get jokes? Shit, we get 10% of the paper But 10% what's that round about what we did jake last paper if you did 1.5 million buys at 49 99 apiece Here's the thing if we make wax famous, you're gonna have women coming out of the woodwork that got kids from him It's gonna be a whole Hey, show all the money's problem You think Don can't care about Mike Mike Tyson problems We get some fat white ring girls, you know what I mean the wax feel at home You care about his well-being you care about wax I do too, but this is bigger than that. Y'all can't be because y'all always tell me that this fucking guy could beat me He is mad in a boxing ring I don't give a fuck what y'all say in a boxing ring I really don't give a fuck about the bread even though it's nice nice bread. I would want it But I would beat the shit out of him. I can't even think that. No, you would you Not in a boxing ring. I don't give a fuck You really think you can last in a round. I mean last in a in a ring 10 rounds Not right now. I'll definitely For three rounds right now Listen, how much time you need for three rounds guaranteed Listen, yeah, right. Listen, how long was the other fights? How long is it? Mike Tyson on how was it? Three minutes around I was no it went well around Back in the day Eight rounds eight rounds eight rounds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah eight rounds. You think you could let let's say six rounds I last six rounds In three months I don't have a ring for six rounds with nobody in it. Don't tell him that I don't think you understand I don't think y'all talking to Duh, that shit is You know, yesterday wax hit a car because y'all know what i'm talking about You know, yesterday, yesterday wax hit a car. I hit a car? He was sprinting across the street for whatever reason and the speed limit is only like five 10 miles per hour So he hit the car boom, right? So the car stops So when I pull up to the radio thing, he just mad police around wax. What the fuck going on, right? The dude he hit Something was in a stolen car or something like that. He had a stolen car So the car was stolen. He bought the car in jersey and he had and he had texas lights in place So I kind of got him fucked up But he called the cops on me like so big black guy hit my car So I had to stand there And the fucking guy called the cops with his self stupid ass Shout out to the cops. So you ain't coming was very aggressive They've seen that white guy called the cops on me and y'all came through very professional. I really appreciate that Shout out to the cops that's showing love and they knew him from the Elvis Durant show Yes, I don't know the cops knew you from the Elvis Durant show They knew him from the Elvis Durant show the guy was like yo wax Yeah, we know I don't know bro. I think we can sell this jake paul fight, bro They're getting beat up. We just need to really up the profile really push it I mean the thing is really be the money really for real like I don't want that like oh you gotta drive You gotta drive you gotta fall I'm not gonna play with this guy. You gave me a couple of questions. The question is this wax I'm gonna beat them the fuck up. The question is this is how much money Is it worth it for you to get knocked out on tv? That's why x how much can we get out of this? Oh my god This is why jake should do it because and don't jake got a podcast or logan got up and who got a podcast Logan got the podcast jake does a lot of blogs and social media stuff because I know y'all saying jake gets a hundred million Oh jake's getting millions. I mean no you say you say flow it get a hundred million, right? Floor getting a piece of the pay-per-view so he floated And so what does he get out of this? This is jake also gets a piece of the company that's doing the fight So triller is doing the fight. I think he gets a piece of triller as well. So like Who knows easily We listen we need to get on the phone with logan audience fault because we really talking about these But let's make it a pot. We can make it a podcast thing logan paul's podcast brilliant idiots mash up bully and the bees I don't think I paid my attention that's how I fault I can't believe y'all This is my only Name one professional fighter that that you could say you beat the dog shit out of But I will I get a ring with anybody. I say name one you say we Yeah, but getting in the ring don't mean anything What are you talking about you can jump in the ocean that don't mean you can swim I could swim But name somebody that's actually a professional fighter that trades the fight if you can beat up everybody Why aren't you making tens of millions of dollars beating people up? You in the wrong field my boy Hey, he don't like the way it sneakers if he if he can't wear Tim's if they get some boxing Trilling will let him wear them and that's where he'll really get knocked out We actually gotta think about that if you're gonna go in the boxing ring with jade you can't wear Tim No, Trilla will let him wear them Tim. He want to wear Tim's and yoga pants It's like wrestling now they let wrestlers wear anything They wouldn't let him do boxing Box and you telling me that this guy had better hands than me more coordinated more hand-eye coordinated Yeah This guy In the gym Jake paul gonna tear apart body shot. You know what? Are you right then? Fuck it. Jake paul. I know you're gonna argue with it Jake paul, I'm scared of you. I'm scared of you. I don't want to fight you Told me who you fought professionally that you ain't gotta be So what are you going by? No Is will power you go about your mind and your will power which is cool, but that don't work when you fight somebody That's what I'm trying to tell them. Fuck about that. And like I said I was trained to become whatever I need to become to make sure I went you need you need two years How much time you need two years? You need two years? How much time I'm trying to be anything at six months Okay, I'll be a pilot at six months A pirate Well, you're gonna be a pirate after jake paul knocked that eye out His closest people said that I could be that he I could be him. I'm down. I don't give a fuck how y'all set this Motherfucker up y'all setting him up. I guarantee that. All right. Duvall gotta go. We're gonna do asking idiots, man Let's do some asking idiots Taylor. So back on to the fighting one. They want to know when wax wins The fight against him and jake char and andrew has to do what we just say we was wrong. We was wrong Both of them gotta grow dreads both of them It's easy for shows to do Talking about you didn't happen it for me charla you owe me a thousand dollars yo What you said don't trump will be arrested within the first month of coming out of office He hasn't been arrested yet on a podcast. I need my rack Damn, I bet you. Yeah I need my Pay up cash out. I got somebody gotta send it to me and make sure I prove me that I said that Proved to me that I said that I do remember saying that he was gonna get arrested. I don't know if I bet though Um Movie man might want to know to duvall and to bring idiots. I understand that life is about perspective But what tips to hold that in dark times? Lean on your perspective when them dark times come You gotta lean on them more more than ever because that's when you have to everything that you was trying to teach everybody Is you have to use it for you apply to your own whatever your dark thing is That's pretty much what it is like and that's what the Like something as simple as the the um the pandemic last year It kind of put him it kind of put me to the test like all that happy shit She was talking Let's see if you can still stand the test of time when when you ain't making no money doing this and that See if you're still happy. Were you really happy? Yes Y'all was talking to me. Y'all y'all y'all can vouch for it So you wasn't outside neither though. You caught call me coven three times nigga. I was outside outside I was outside more than everybody like shit I was one of the first to go back on the road and do stand up. You were doing stand up. Yeah, when's your first year was? When when we went on lockdown march, we went in on March Probably in the month i'm just bullshit Probably like in in june Man in june june july so i mean and we still locked down now. No, yeah, not really I mean in my opinion the turnplaces never went down The pan i mean the the corona and all that was fucked up But I think how we handled it was even more fucked up I think we handling this shit stupid as fuck and we ain't gonna get it to later on and see like yeah, that shit was explain Because I just feel like like how we like say fitness. We took a test. I took a test for 10 minutes They said all right you good But then they got the other tests to go out the country That's really supposed to tell you so who is right around. Yeah, it's like it's just I mean it's just really for That's all when it comes to them rapping test, they don't give a fuck they just like oh, he's good Let's get the show moving. Yeah, like we don't like this he took it And and honestly, I mean most of times when people that I know that's got it They got it from being around friends and family more so than being outside like that You did the anal swab the anal swab is more accurate That's what you use Did it hurt? It didn't I never did it Right when he say no They said if you do the anal swab and then do do the nose swab right after with the same Very accurate. Hey, which boyfriend, you know Speak your true king What we got Taylor, what's next? Oh Alex granada wants to know would the podcast be any different is charlotte and wax for white and shorts was black Hell, yeah Yeah Definitely Blame It's just like it different if it was you and two other girls. It's gonna be different Show to be black and me and she'll be and be white. I mean perfectly different. I mean, I don't know I don't even think Exactly be different like he probably did was he raised like shows we wouldn't even be the same people You excellent something that never could happen. I actually dress We wouldn't even know how shows would be if I went where it's him's shows will probably be dead by now Yeah, shows wouldn't be funny. He'd be in these streets. Yeah, he'd be mad. Serious. We'll be smoking show packs Oh, yeah, it shows to have lemonade. Yeah black shows wouldn't be funny Because it's a curiosity to it, right? I don't know. I guess you that I don't know. That's all that's all the questions anything else You scrolling Ask Duvall what you want to ask him? That's all it is because you go into your phone all of a sudden Are you fly out today? First of all, we're not going to keep having this Okay, I don't go. I don't you have a young Lady But I'm not if you in a relationship in all that shit, I wouldn't never do that and if he aren't I'm still no I don't fuck with people in the industry You just told his man earlier. He can eat your foot literally if y'all want though Because all I gotta do is lean back. So that's whatever look at this Even it is on a Jesus Christ, Taylor. It isn't All right, all right last one let's go um Would you rather be without internet for a week or without your phone? I don't like that one Okay, what's the pettiest thing y'all have done to each other Amazing the pettiest thing that he's done to me. Yeah He do so much pettiest shit that you tell me every day I made him think he had AIDS He was telling me some shit amp me up and then next thing I'll repeat that shit He got me like that too He do everybody like that He got me like that too Yo listen, he made me apologize to a girl in the hospital Or made me think that she got fucked up by, got jumped by guys and she was dehydrated, bro I'm like, yeah, I'm like, yo, yo, we gonna make sure somebody give you home How did you tweet? He sent me a picture of her. She sent me a picture of her life in a hospital He like, yo, she got jumped by some dudes I'm on the pot like, yo, oh my god. You okay? I said there's church scriptures and everything this nigga got me Listen, I made him think he had AIDS though. No, he did. He did. He fucked me up He's still trying to get me back I was sitting at this girl's way back in the day. I'm sitting in this girl's house And I get a phone call and I answer the phone and the girl is like this y'all man. I'm like, yeah She's like when the last time you seen such and such the script. I used to agree, right? So I ain't seen her in a minute. Why what's up? He's like, man, she didn't lost mad weight You know what I mean? And she she she got some type of illness, but she don't want to tell you what it is You might need to go get checked out. I'm like I'm good. Shit. I'm good I'm like, I'm good. She was like, you sure? I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure. I'm good. I'm good So she's like, so you all condom. I said, I'm good So I hang up, right? So I sit there for a while. My life just flashes from my eyes So I I tell the girl I said Yo, I'm gonna be out man. I'm gonna go He was happy to see her that way I get in the car call. I said, you know, the last time you see, you know, I was like later too. He like he pause. He talked about Oh, man, I meant to tell you she looked Like who I'm like She's like, oh, shit. Yo, she she got skinny as hell. I forgot to tell you like, yo one last time you seen her He like, yo, I'm gonna call you back. No, you don't know He said he said he said why what's up? I said, nah, nah, I just asked him I'm calling you back He's fucking, he's still trying to get you back for that shit I said fuck all that. I'm going right to the sauce Yo What's happening Man, you good. She was like, what you mean? Am I good? I'm like, you good? I said, yo, somebody just saw me and told me that you fucked up. You're skinny. You're sick All type of shit going on. She was like, these bitches be hating like a motherfucker. She's sending me pictures of her I'm like this motherfucker. I'm like, what the fuck happened? So then about 10 minutes later the girl called back Y'all, man, I'm so sorry. Wax told me to do that I'm sorry. I don't want you to take my mind. Same shit Dolly did to you What she did to me? Remember when I told I told I told Dolly to say some shit to you and she told you so then you called me talking about Man, you won't believe me I don't remember. Remember when I was talking to you I was talking to you about remember we was talking about somebody And I told Dolly to tell you that that person be hitting her up to do shit I don't remember And Dolly couldn't hold it. Dolly held it for about an hour and then called me back And y'all wonder why I am the way I am this nigga be doing some dirty ass shit. It's funny You see that ain't nobody over here sensitive Yeah, we're not but but see what happens is I spilled my shit out to the world like a dummy I have to make everything Man, let me tell you what's such and such and let me show you Ain't come find some photoshop shit. He done did Put the words together and everything like why the fuck he do this like why Are you invest all this time just to get me? That's why I call You know what I do now? Believe it or not. I do hit sharks up the Build them out to see like what the fuck I'll be sitting do ball shit all day just sitting back waiting for him to post He be shooting too, you know, you know, who Yeah, he gonna post this I can't talk no more right now, but do you do you do ball gonna shoot? We know do ball gonna shoot Well, and do you have one? Huh? Do you have a petty story? Oh god with charlotte. I can't think of one right now, but yeah, he's very petty What about you and your friends that you be with down there in mi am are you the petty nigga? Oh, no, we're all fucking petty. Yeah. Yeah, I was trying to get me, but it's nothing even close to thinking I have aids, but uh I got a good one how to get shows, but I ain't gonna say Hey, oh this gonna take oh, yeah All right, keep it up do ball I'm gonna start praying for hurricanes Watch Make sure y'all check out little do balls and I'm living my best life special On pay-per-view right now video on demand and the all-black network salute the bob johnson salute And all as always we record at wtf media you can add a little do ball to the list of people who have recorded at Wtf media. Thank you wheezy. Thank you, alex for this, uh 50 black-owned Yeah, business. Yeah 50 is better. It's still you're still majority owner, right? So 51 maybe Is that a well 100% is both of us 100% what? Like the goat dr. Umar johnson says there's no such thing as half black. He is black as a dominant gene So you are 100 that's right. Yeah, there we go. 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