 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How was your weekend? Jim it was your birthday. It was my wedding anniversary. What a time to be alive man. It was all right It did some like New Yorkie stuff. Oh eight hot dogs out of dirty water and spit on the homeless people What do you mean by New Yorkie stuff went to dinner I I had a good weekend as well found out your ideal of a good Stuff, that's why I never do it. Well fucked up stuff. Anyway, can you tell me about the sports baseball season is here Especially collegiate season in your Maddie, Massy Angelo two one Seven you have to give it credit, but you but you don't want to on base machine He gets hit seven times in eight plate appearances over a doubleheader on Friday night. I have a reason He's not he's from California. So a name that Italian being from California You know, he's not using it properly right and that insults me We listen to his pronunciation and if he was from Jersey, like it would be way different So soft, let's tell Nicky cast a pronounce this name for us. Maybe can you send me a Voice memo of you pronounce in this name. Do you have anything on this got hit by a lot of pitches Yeah, the team that he played in the doubleheader. They hit 11 batters over the two games Just seven of those happened to be him. He actually wasn't like laughing enough for me I did like he had one quote where he said the third time he got hit by the pitch He kind of was like, okay He did that's a very human reaction because the first time you get hit by a pitcher like whatever Accident like I get on base. I kind of did my job second time. It's kind of like damn But the third time it's like well screw it and then the eighth time out of nine at bats He got started to get upset the coach came out was like, hey, what's going on? They were never intentional. I don't know. It's a good day like his how many a bats you get in a college season his on base percentage Can't be bad. He had a five fifty six on base last year and he only got hit once So this kid might have like a seven sixty on a big season for Matty mass So much better Jim this almost a breakdown you're telling me about we're kind of an SEC basketball show now SEC basketball is getting all the celebrities come out to their basketball games. Bo Jackson was there He was taking pictures with the students in the student section and saying hi and being all nice or damn And then the game's about to start and I like this He's hitting the mascot in the head with his flag and that's just a fun time Just playing the drums on the mascot's head torture and the game's about to start and this guy comes down on the steps And creeps into his peripheral and is like can I get a selfie and Bo? No watch the game the game, but I think if this guy wasn't as Joker-ish looking he might have got a picture have to have that guy come into your peripheral is Scary right before the game. He looks like he's the cousin of the mascot not even the person in the mascot Yeah, the cousin of the mascot boom roasted college years, and he's going with what he can do which is like crazy He's gonna clean if this is a kid who is clean shaven or maybe like a young girl I think Bo Jackson takes a picture because it is right before tip-off. That's the only if he was just doing a whole batch of them It's not like you're gonna start a new turn get back because right before tip-off at a college basketball game It's kind of the most hype moment of the game in the mask out of the head No watch the game said bow more sports Jim We're heading to my northeastern conferences We technically went to school there and it was a big week for LIU basketball first Well actually first hoop collapse, which we'll get to but the team also got stuck in an elevator I was jealous of this I think that's one of those experiences that you get to laugh at in 10 years and like oh Remember when Johnny farted that was fucking knocked us out like oh and Mikey was in the corner Who actually crying his eyes out because he thought we were gonna die like that is such fun storytelling a while later You never got stuck in an elevator Like big stuck not big stuck one of our friends used to jump all the time well it happened freshman year We did it we got stuck and we're like oh this is funny, but it was like quick like yeah This happened It's one of those elevators well And then our next time in there one of our buddies jumped is like oh and then we got stuck in the same crew Had to come back and they looked at us like you're fucking idiots and we're like I think you're right Oh and watch this dunk That's a bad feeling That's such a bad feeling. That's like finding out you're playing on an inflatable basketball hoop. Oh, is this none of this is real Our experience is not real. This is D1 basketball that thing just lost its all of its air That your buddies like pool This hoop kind of stinks. Hey, man get a real hoop in this pool What are you saying about this not sports and you were telling people to go watch guts guts? Do you have it guts is taken off? It's taken the office by storm. It's taken the internet by storm. It's watching guts me Jake Zach Joe's McFly forgot Picking teen picking kids picking little kids rooting for them and then getting mad when they disappoint snake your way, huh? I know something we can do to entice the people in season one Zach face revealed Jake had like all of his team all of Jake's contestants fell at one point Anyway, the not sports is a phenomenal story. I really liked it a Canadian art teacher was having his students draw pictures and then he was Selling them on a website for like a lot of money like 90 bucks on a mug. I have a couple one morally Okay, don't do it blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, but Jake, which would you buy? And which kid do you think we need to check in on I mean all of this is child art? I think it's middle school like scary art. Yeah, there's one student who Can't be allowed to go to the school anymore grace and that's Gracie Yeah These are all like young kid drew some scary and then there's one that's like we gotta check in on grace like you can't be that's Not only is it the easily the scariest face, but there's also just a dark being in the background that's like oh, oh, yeah No, this is still school. Which one would you buy? I kind of like the top middle left one It looks kind of like a south park cartoon. I like the redhead skull where the tongue is like licking up the brain Oh, you like that I kind of like I wouldn't buy it. What's the worst one? Let's insult a kid. Oh bottom right stinks You'd end up there. I hope that's what the teacher looks like. That's what I'm my dream This one's pretty bad, too. That's what's a little head like you It's the employee of the week It's the employee of the week, but this person's not an employee. Not an employee anymore Employee in our hearts forever Christina Connor. She retired is moving retired a nice farewell Christina was awesome. So we're gonna miss her says here. We'll all miss Christina. They'd say that. Let's say that. Yeah That was a weekly dove. Got some John Boy and Jake TV. Zach probably loves all this dark shit. Zach likes the dark one Oh, Zach, you do like the dark one. Zach would play it cool and say he likes the one to the left of the dark one And the one to the left of that Zach would get a boner for it Oh my god, he has one right now. He's jerking off. Oh my god. Look at this and it's over Hey, can you shave that picture for me? Sure, Zach