 Hello, you're very welcome to dad jokes with me and David James. We've been roped into telling each other jokes and what's the rules? Well, I feel a wee bit, this is unjust, you have an unfair advantage. Because I'm funny and you're not? No, because it's dad jokes on your dad and I'm not, I mean look at you even dressed like a dad. Thanks very much, I hope that's not one of your jokes, that's one nil to me. So I think the rules are whoever wins this takes on someone else. We've a series of jokes, what five, six, seven jokes each? We have to tell each other jokes and if we can make each other laugh then we get a point. But if I laugh at my own jokes, is that a point Lisa? Yeah, you lose a point. It is, okay. Okay. Now, can I just just take a second to get this out? Yeah. Your face is just ridiculous. Right, you ready? Okay. Okay. You going first? Oh, you're not going to go first. My pet mo self was there last night. Oh, sorry to hear that. He was currying a trap. That's not very good that at all. That's one to me. You know I'm very busy, you mentioned that I'm a dad and all that, so but I feel a bit stiff, so I wanted to take up yoga, but I'm very busy in the mornings, I think it might be a stretch. That's two to me, come on. You can't look at me like that there. I was in the bank yesterday. Yeah. This old lady says to me, would you help me check my balance? So I pushed her over. That's cruel. That's cruel. As she did that, she go to the yoga teacher, right, and she said she didn't want, you know, she didn't want me to overdo myself, so she wanted to know which class to put me in, you know, beginners or intermediate. And she says, yeah, or overweight, and she says to me, are you flexible? And I said, well, I can't do Mondays and Tuesdays. Thursday Lappers. That's two one. This isn't working. Hurry up. Two more. It is working. Go. It's very windy outside. Yeah, Greg. Yeah. One day it even blew the hat off my head. So if you're going outside, be sure to keep your hair on. Okay. That must be two each. I pilot, you know, you pilot. I also fly a plane and I was flying off a dairy there the other day. Right. And the tower, you know, the tower that controls the plane, they says, Mr. Hughes, could you give us your height and location? I says five foot 11 and in the cockpit. All right, you go next. Well, that's a fun story, but I used to have a bounty castle business before I started working here. Then it went bust. The guy invented lockets has died. Apparently there'll be no coffin at the funeral. Go on. Well, my friend always says that I invade his personal space. Yeah. How could he say that to me? It totally ruined our bath. I got three to me. Okay, I bought two goldfish and I called one of them two, right? I called one of them one and the other one two. So if one dies, I've got two and if two dies, I've still got one. But that's just more clever than anything I suppose. Okay. Go on, you have one more then. What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Dunno. He laughed. Right, my last one. Carrot died. There was a big turnip at the funeral. Have you heard that one? Please. What? That's that. Congratulations. You can't even do that. That is ridiculous. I would demand a review of it. If you put more marshmallows in your mouth. So there you go. You're not a bad old dad.