 This evil person is leaving Congress, but not before doing a lot of damage. And in his last act as a bromance effort toward the current president, he killed a bill that or legislation that would have withdrawn troops from Yemeni, where thousands of children had been murdered. I call this Cole Paul Ryan. Gil Scott Heron, he spoke of winter in America, but winter in America is not as cold as the winter in Paul Ryan's soul. Paul Ryan is so cold that Ping was out of him with an ice statue. Paul Ryan is so cold when his colleagues have a meeting with him they have to bring space heaters. Paul Ryan is so cold that when he breathes on somebody they get frostbitten. Paul Ryan is so cold that his nickname in high school was 32 degrees or simply 32. Paul Ryan is so cold that Jack Frost sued him for identity theft. Insurance companies pay my way, what is that to you? All of my colleagues are up for sale, owned by the guys who are too big to jail. When I go out to dine on crab, the Colks and Big Farmer pick up the tab. Paul Ryan drinks a wine called S-U-Z, drank Cree, $350 bottle to order to you, a long way from Jamesville Wee, population of 62,640. When he cuts a safety net, you'll fall in love with pigeon stew. You'll be scouring through garbage cans for any food of description. You'll become shoplifters in drug stores to fill your prescriptions. All of you, Marx, who voted for Trump, you'll be sub-primed and thrown out on your fat-spoiled hateful rumps. How do you like that for invective and dranted? I'm taking away your social security, told the seniors who get their news from Fox. You better hold on to your puny savings to pay for that final box. God forbid your kids get sick from chicken pox. You better have some money to spare because Paul Ryan will get rid of Obamacare. Paul Ryan is so cold that Penguin's dedicated an ice statue to him. He's going to privatize your Medicare. He's going to penalize your cat. If you don't watch out, he might even privatize your mama. What do you think of that? Now don't you miss President Obama? Paul Ryan is a cold, cold dude. He has an ice box for a heart. He does his abs in the capital gym to trim away his flab, but he hogs all he can from big oil and gas. The 1% own his skinny ass. He's so inhuman that he's never used the loo. He doesn't have ice in his veins. He's lacking in veins and blood cells, too. Ice tea won't get anywhere near Paul Ryan, normal ice cube. And when the Republican Party melts down, all the ice and the only glaciers remaining will be found in Paul Ryan's eyes.