 Previously on face of the franchise. Oh my god. Guess what huge shocker Tommy Matthews still a bitch. Okay, let's get on with it So we're playing the Hurricanes by some grace of God Tommy Matthews is starting this ballgame and not Let's go Hurry I'm coming in I'm not none of us are I don't even get why he benched me But let's get it It's dub season, baby Tommy told me to go out there and finish it He's literally fucking losing the game Tommy didn't score a single point in the first half I'll keep the gameplay short cuz it's gonna be the exact same thing over and over I'm just gonna throw lobs and get free touchdown. So I'll try and keep this quick. Oh, just kidding. That's so open Zalante Jones Did it kind of look like he was doing that dance to the beat of the Spartan fight song and that got me pretty amped right now I'm not gonna lie Bob God damn Get shit on you like come on man. They really put this on four-year-old difficulty What the fuck are you kidding me? I'm actually convinced that every Madden game was made by four monkeys in a hut in the middle of the Brazil Just smashing their face on a keyboard All right, OJ. OJ if you catch this you did not commit the murder Well, there you have it ladies and gentlemen This is a serious question I know some of you are saying you dropped like a hundred plus points So if I dropped like 130 points in that last game would I be starting this? Did I like not play well enough or is this just part of the story? Like could I literally be the greatest college cubie of all time and they'd still bench me for Tommy half-heart Matthews? So silly They're kicking a field goal. They want pity points and that's the game baby 40 to 9 they got a field goal. But yeah, I mean, I guess they got a random score up even more I don't see a purpose in it though So I'm cool with this Change in quarterback his thoughts will turn to the condition of Tommy Matthews, but for now Jubilation as they are you're welcome coach It's weird. I didn't see Tommy up there Is he such a beta male that he wouldn't come up to the stage? Am I in a hospital? Wait actually kind of praying that I'm in a hospital right now that would kind of make my day Oh, yeah, here we go. Give me the news doc. He's dead He's stable But we're only allowing family to go back right now. That's great cuz he's my brother Now he's not I'm gonna go in there and rub in his face. I just dropped 40 points and that's something There's something so satisfying about seeing him laying in a hospital bed Oh You kidding me I would have missed this for anything you're damn right I wouldn't miss seeing you in a hospital bed for anything They waited as long as it could but no one knew when you might wake up So all jokes aside, this is actually a horribly horribly written story For what reason does this story believe that I am supposed to be a brother to this person? They have given it actually no reason at all. He has been nothing but Inconsiderate and a shitty friend On an asshole and a narcissist like truly this was this may have been written by a 12 year old And I'm not kidding. I really don't understand the story at all Together you'll be dead by then I hope where's that option died by Then no, all right, you know, I'll wheel brother Together She said what caused all this Yeah Something about the stress from a filthy roommate leaving his dishes lying around the apartment. Oh, yeah, I'm sure that's a real possibility It also could be that you have severe heart problems. Why am I even asking what caused this? It's very clear what caused it. You gotta start cleaning up after yourself. It's ridiculous Really He's an hour early, dude. This is so dumb too disappointed. No, no, I was expecting Tommy. Come in check for a cupcake. Oh, thanks So I had a pack of cigarettes for lunch Actually, I'm here to talk to you. Yeah This could I see me some bullshit where I'm not starting was something you said at the start of the season something good I hope Well, I was what you said about Treat your men like your beloved sons and I'll follow you into the deepest valley Yeah, I definitely didn't say that At all the way I treat you boys and I wasn't being fair to you Tommy for that matter the team Wow coach, I really appreciate that all that being said I wanted to go into the offseason with everyone on the same page I figured the best way that we could do that would be to announce the starter Tommy's gonna be our starter Possibly make a decision after the title game This story was written by actual chimpanzees just What the fuck are you smoking? I just won the national championship I Hope you believe me when I say the story is fucking horrible This is one of the worst play-throughs I've ever seen in my whole life What does this mean for me under the draft based on what you did last year? I'd say you'd be lucky to get picked to the third round. What is this game fucking smoking? I'm actually pissed off. What idiot wrote this Geez, you're right coach. I should have dropped 300 points in the national championship This moment forward. I'm giving it two years. I would my own beloved son That's really cute coach But I can guarantee if your own beloved son dropped a fucking 40 bomb on the Miami Hurricanes and the natty chip that you wouldn't bench him For a goddamn make-a-wish cancer's kid By the way, I see you got too much raw athleticism to waste sitting on the bench Talent is a true gift This one that I'm gonna give you the opportunity to show it to the world and how's that? You get to pick a new position on offense get your heartbreak kids then go back again heartbreak kids I appreciate the faith coach, but if I'm gonna play QB at the next level seems like leaving now is my only shot It's probably true. I did not expect all this to come to a head so soon I can't believe I did three episodes of this anything you need. Just go And when those NFL coaches come calling Trust that I'll have your back. I trust that you will die of lung cancer Why are you giving him a hug get the fuck out of here? He just told you that the kid with half a goddamn heart is starting over you general cleanliness of this apartment Okay, so the NFL combine I spent so much time preparing for it But some things You can't ever say you're fully ready for that's how the week felt for me Okay, and on that note We're gonna be ending off face the franchise episode number three if I can make it through this cringe fest I will hit you up with an episode four, but we'll have to see boys. I'll see you that maybe