 Good morning and welcome to a day in my quarantined life. That sounds so fucking corny a stupid what a stupid intro Seriously though, say damn my life quarantine edition enjoy you guys fighting over the same toy. Hey This is the first toy I ever got Luna mr. Quacker. No, this is so cute. They're actually playing tug of war This is the first way I ever got Luna, so I don't think she's gonna give it up to goose very easily It's a royal smackdown Luna this is yours. This toy is Nala's this toy Luna's Nala doesn't even want this anymore And she's gonna laser in on this just to be a dick I may be biased because I am the father of Luna, but you don't want this anymore. This doesn't mean anything This is a holy grail. Oh, yeah, that's the holy grail Good girl You are so nice gonna get a treat for you want treaty Nala you get a treaty for that. Yes, you do. Come here Nala Good morning Happy quarantine Isn't that what you love to wake up to just a camera in your face you're famous dad What did you think I was holding No Let's see it So Nala's been trained by the electric fence in our yard and Luna has been here a total of 36 hours So she doesn't exactly get that concept But she doesn't really go far away from Nala because she really likes now See if Luna takes off Luna's too young to be very fast though said about half speed I can probably catch you don't want to brag or anything, but I am fast Take that Tyree kill So welcome, this is how each day is kind of it starting for those of you who aren't aware Nala is my five-year-old mutt Not mine. It's really my family's when I was in junior high school. We got Nala. She stayed at my family's house Well, we all went off to college. She's five now. She was supposedly a German shepherd mixed with a chow There's almost no way she's German shepherd because she's so nice We think she was golden retriever mixed with a chow. She's a sweetheart six days ago I got Luna who is a little baby Samoyed right now Samoyed's are gonna get about the same size as goose her real name is Nala We call her goose. It's much more fitting. She's really stupid, but in a really cute way And if you recognize this sweatshirt from any of my videos three years ago That is because my family kept all of my old clothes and I didn't bring any of my clothes here Because I only came for a few days and now it looks like I'm staying for longer, so I'm pretty much just wearing all my All my clothes for Madden mobile 17. Oh Nala be nice don't take mr. Quacker You're an asshole Nala you got so many toys. All right girly pies. It's too cold for Matthew I gotta go inside can she make it up the stairs you can make a honey. You're a big girl. Yeah, you can do it You can do it Yeah, good girl good little cloud a little flu look at my two ladies Just chomping ooh, and then here's the dilemma. Hi socks. Come here. Come here. This is socks our cat Socks is deathly afraid of Luna which doesn't make any sense to me But genuinely terrified of Luna, so we're still kind of working that kink out. Let's say had a Luna today I'm gonna cook breakfast now When I do these vlogs sometimes my mom and dad don't know if I'm talking to them or the camera So I just I don't think I can hear that but I just said I'm gonna cook and my dad goes you go ahead eggs cheese spinach and milk When you make your scrambled eggs boys never go past three Eight eggs will milk I Ladies first. Oh my gosh. Thank you so much. Oh And you put spinach in it. Thank you so much this looks amazing chef Matt. Who's your favorite son? Kyle's gone cars sleep you're my favorite middle son. We should mess up doesn't count Hey ladies first always boys we respect women around here You all I get is a thank you That I only did this for the gratification. I only did this to get appreciation. I did it for no other reason You're truly an old person you were doing a crossword puzzle. Hey guys beat content You ever log on and watch someone do a crossword puzzle Luna get swipe Luna so much with a cat, okay? I showered. I made myself presentable We're gonna go on a walk with dogs and Connor's like too, so we're gonna go do that And I want to keep the cat away from Luna because they always try to play. Hey Hey, what are you doing step bro? Yeah, you look kind of fresh. I'm not gonna lie. I could never get my hair like this and it made me so sad I wish I could get turn this side. How are you that puppy? So jealous. Yes, sir. Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir walkeroo time Mom said she wanted airtime. Hi. Yeah, how are you? Hi? How you doing? Hey, you got inspiration or my corona? What? Wait, what? I hate boomers so much. She's so badly doesn't want to be a boomer. We know you're a boomer mom Your dad is definitely a boomer mom. That's a boomer. Yeah, my mom is 13 years younger than my dad What does that make you mom makes me 40? That's not my math. I was kind of going down the gold digger out there, but yeah, where's the gold? Mom top three simps all-time go. I don't even know what simps are the simps Connor. How do you Connor, how would you describe a simp? Yeah That's a good way. That's a really good start actually gonna go for as much jargon as possible beta male soy boy I'm daddy Come to daddy Oh boy 10 years later. Oh It's a race if you grow up to be a thought I will end your life. That's classic. She's stuck. Oh, oh, oh honey, honey Hey, we just met some subscribers out here. Don't get me corona. Don't get me in Good job girls walk complete lumberjack quarantine fit is on fire right now I hope I hope your hoe does not slide through my quarantine spot GG boys rip in the chat. How's your quarantine going boys? You guys staying up on it? You know what I keep thinking about let me talk you boys for hot sack You know who's really screwed and all this mess is like females and I don't mean that like Just hear me out. Here's the thing We're getting quarantined right all the boys play video games for the most part or we have like indoor hobbies We're really good at just sitting on our computers or Xboxes females are screwed What do they do unless they want to pick up video games or just Thoughts on tic-tac. It's about the only hobbies The only all women's League of Legends team, how do you get banned for being bad they said it was like unsporting behavior or something like that, but they lost like every game Luba get in here. Oh, this is thumbnail thumbnail magic. You kind of get in it This is exactly what Jamal Murray's girlfriend saw on that Instagram story All right, we're gonna make we're gonna make a super pony that was very confused straddler. Come on, right? I like a horse. He's got it. All right. I can return the puppy now. That's how I needed that plot Okay, so next up today is quarantine workouts Which is obviously super important because it's really tough to work out right now. It kind of did yoga, but now here's what I'm doing My friend just taught me if you have an Apple watch you can do like a workout competition So we're about to start it and it's whoever burns more calories in the 30 minutes that you're doing it wins the competition So I'm gonna go play basketball and go really hard for 30 minutes and I'll bring you guys Maybe I'll try out some dunks on 8 feet. Yeah, I know Okay, I just started to work out. I think we're going I got the don't you'll not cool hoodie on we just started 30 minutes This is at 10 feet. So I'm not dunking yet. Hi, I can dunk Hi, this is 9 feet and since I'm 6 foot 5 I should be able to do this pretty well, too Okay, but actually for purposes of dunking I'm five foot nine because I actually am but I'm actually six five I can almost vertical this too. Hey, this is nine foot six This would be the highest I've dunked on since I tried which was like high school So four years ago. I tried nine six. I couldn't do it leave this tribe wait till I get this. Hi game time This is it right here. Those attempts are so bad. I forgot to lower it. Good ass. I'll prove it This is the all-in-one frame. I had that on 10 feet So that's nine you see it that's nine six I was trying to do it on 10 right there. So now I practice on 10, you know, I was just practicing on 10 So I can hit nine six now easy. Oh look at little fans, you know driving by to see the dent contest All right, nine six officially my highest now. I'm gonna go up to nine seven So this is nine eight dude. I wish I was like three inches tall. I could bang out nine eight attempt one I biffed it in front of the bikers. All right, nine eight attempt three is my last attempt and then I'm gonna lower it and go for a Dump contest on like eight feet All right, it's done contest time This is eight and a half. So I think that's adequate. What do you boys want to see? We'll keep it. We'll keep the small dunk package out and I'll get Tomahawk and some reverses You know what I could never do was a windmill This is bad ass how yoming felt. He was just like do it this time contest featuring me myself now Let me know what Dwayne Wade would rate it in the comments It's maybe a different day, but I want to include this Kaylee came over for a little bit and I'm gonna go show What a quality looks like you guys know, I love the quality. Okay. That's all I that's all I wanted to show That's all that's all I need a quality baby. He hurt me. He gave me a Jam finger and you know what what I would have heard a man just the same Hey guys, I was just going through my footage I realized I didn't record an outro, but honestly, that's pretty much like a whole day in quarantine It this doesn't entail too much all my MSU classes are online to graduate So I do a little bit of that play a lot of Xbox and on my computer It's really fun would really suck to be a girl right now all the boys have hobbies the girls don't just watch the Tiger King Documentary, yes, it's nuts and this is my makeshift little setup right now So usually I'll commute back to the apartment to actually make videos But like for editing and getting thumbnails done. I'm right here DC Laptop Mac and then this is max box It's just it's nothing special at all actually and then Luna sleeps there and I sleep here and we get naked, but it totally works I don't need anything fancy honestly. This is basically how I made my first like 400 videos But yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed you guys know I love vlogging obviously doesn't get the views that Madden does but fucking I don't care I'm not your boy pizza. I don't give a shit. I hope you guys enjoy this Absolute blast. I'll see you in the next one. Peace out