 Man, play me some pimping, man. Play me some pimping, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Put on some pimping. And give me a beat. That's cool. I said, nah, put on some pimping. And give me a beat. I said, nah, put on. Yes, sir. You said they got some... Oh, I see you now. Oh, yeah. You got to go down on the court, you know. I just let me know. Oh, shit. I always need some, but I'm straight, too. Yeah, it's that thing. And whatever the auditorium is. All right, bro. Yes, sir. Yes, sir, rebob. Yes, sir, rebob. Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, so rebob. Get a low freestyle? Yes, sir. Yes, sir, re, ball. Yes, sir, re. Yes, sir, rebob. Ball. Yes, sirwee. Yes, sirwee. Pick up your size, then. Pick up your size, then. Yo, what's up, bro? Higgory dickery hit it with trickery. What's up? Oh, you know what? I don't even know the whole, the fourth thing I just came over to, to 85 or yes or no. It's like, yeah. Got the hands in. Got the home recipe. Yeah. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh, good. You're killing us. Because I got home, a young nigga, but oh. We got two shooters. That's what we need. Two shooters. Shag west. Yeah. Oh. That's me. Definitely. Ha, ha, ha, ha. All right. Push over here. I only got one life to live the river since the king. Well, mama don't know, when mama don't see, her son was raised up in a mad society. You can put any rap verse right there. All of them fit this beat. These are the tales, the freaky tales. These are the tales that I tell so well. If you don't like my dirty rap, you can go to hell for short. Dogs on the Mike Telling Contails. H-E-A-D. All you washed up hoes trying to throw that pee. Wow, Dan, that's crazy. What? They traded a nigga named Malik Beasley to the Lakers. What if heaven was hell and vice versa? Yes. I look man, Clay. You're getting big, man. You're getting big. He been big. Talking, crazy shit, bro. So many words. This dude just wake up and keep, yeah, like, here, he don't even need us in the morning, like, he be sitting in there about an hour, 45 minutes, playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He be sitting in there about an hour, 45 minutes, playing and singing shit and making noise. But sometimes he get up and be on that bullshit. That's the nigga got words out the ass. Words out the ass. I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell you. I don't, nigga. Nigga, little family feud. He love family feud. And the theme song. Yeah, Steve Harvey's family feud. Do, do, do. That's what he do all day. Do, do, do. That sounds like that. And twinkle, twinkle little stars and songs. That's shit. He's got a little keyboard and he done found it on there. Oh, yeah. And so his mom be singing it to him. And now he's like, OK, I know this song, too. He's got a genius in his hand, bro. Man. He can count. He can count about 12. He'll be two. Yeah. Man, he. He got the idea. Let me tell you something. I might start to tell you. You a dream career. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He started talking to you, too. And I ain't started reading until I was like. 15. Damn, nigga. I was like, I was like, two over and I wouldn't be able to read well. Damn. I was like. But you grew up in L.A. and shit. That ain't got shit to do with shit. I have no idea what that is. What nigga with that? No, I'm like. First of all. Location got something to do with shit. In the 90s. We had one at the top. You know, we were. We went like George George, like 48th. And what? Education. Shit. In the country. Not with me doing them ITBS. Shit. Oh god damn. I had to score up. I had to score up. That beat hard, though. That beat hard. Shit, right? That beat hard. That beat hard. Fuck what you talking about, nigga. That beat. What are you doing? Leave shit alone. Motherfucker was already good for you. You got to fucking with it. Quit touching shit. It means you just want to season that motherfucker over. Nah, man. You just want to finish that motherfucker at the lab. I'm being hip-working, nigga. This is where you turn your homework in at. You ain't even coming for the season somewhere. Nah, man. You ain't taste this shit. Yeah. I fucked with that. That shit hard. That shit hard, bro. Man, I be talking some shit on there. I walk in real smooth. What you tell the niggas, though? Hey, I tell them I just say some shit like. Hey. Hey. I'm pimping when I'm walking because I'm walking real cool. They say why you do it like that. It's a snake in my boot. I come through hanging like the necklace on the chain. But they know that I do everything. These niggas ain't up on me. Damn. Slow that shit down. We rollin' blunt after blunt. Probably gon' smoke us a pound. And we gon' get higher than a gallon of gas. And we're gon' talk shit like a table full of ass. Damn cold. Like the shit that you put in your drink. I put some shit up on your mind that make you Google shit. And thank, bitch. It's too real for them niggas who've been fake. I'm the type of nigga show up at your birthday party. And eat your damn cake. You already know where I was going with this. Because I'm disrespectful like that. I'm gonna give a fuck. Niggas probably don't even eat cake for real. Yeah. Niggas don't even eat cake. It's depressible. I ain't never met a nigga that loved cake. You know, birthday cake. Birthday cake ain't dead. Niggas don't even eat this whole fucking cake. Well, public sell birthday cakes all week. So we should just go to publics and see who buy them birthday cake. It don't even be people's birthday. They don't be like it is. You don't have to have a birthday to have a birthday cake now. It's only a birthday cake because the niggas is, it's a cake. Yeah. I think birthday cake is a cake. Birthday cake ain't that kind of thing. Oh, birthday cake. It's a flavor of weed too. I mean, that's customization. If you wanted to say something, then yeah, then that can make it. But what kind of weed? You said the name is what separates it. Is that how you eat birthday cake? With no name? With no birthday cake. Because it's no birthday. It ain't no bloody birthday. Like they didn't went to the store and faked like oh, it's somebody's birthday. Went straight home and ate that shit. But if a nigga order a birthday cake and it ain't his birthday, he's a fucking serial killer. I can't say that. I can't say what about, all right, all right. You can't say that. Because what about, what about the ice cream cake? I don't understand. That's not really cake. I done bought an ice cream cake. You know little birthday cake? Yeah, but that's not really cake. You said happy birthday, Clayton? We know what it's for. No, it didn't. It's ice cream. The sky is cake. It's not really. No, it's some little crunchy shit in there that it's not cake. You had the Dairy Queen one? No, I ain't get the Dairy Queen one. Yeah, that's some good. Dairy Queen underrated the fuck at this point. That's some good ice cream cake. That really rules. It was a privilege to fuck with some Dairy Queen. Oh, yeah. I don't fuck with ice cream places that sell hamburgers. You could just fuck with the ice cream and not the hamburgers. I feel like a lot of white people were conceived after Dairy Queen lights. Yeah, they got to sell hamburgers to offset all the ice cream. That was how you got the drugs as a white man back in the day. Cops, man. Ice cream melts. It's only good for like the first 48 hours. I feel like ice cream is just such a specialty thing, bro. You can't just have a nigga be making burgers and all of a sudden hit the n- That's not the same nigga. It got to be. Ain't that the nigga working that Dairy Queen? Because you be too hot from the grill to be around the ice cream. That's too separate to the park. And then that grill is a motherfucker, bro. They food is like this, but the ice cream is like this. Like it's two different levels. What do you mean, yeah? I get me the strawberry cheesecake blizzard. Get that blizzard motherfucker. And that's when I knew they were good. They turn that cup to show you ain't no drip on that motherfucker. Yeah, that's really them showing off with the product. Yeah, like, hey, you can't go to god damn cook out and do this and turn that motherfucker off. Hey, cook out shit don't melt. Get cook out with the shit. Yeah, because it's real ice cream. No, cook out shit don't melt. Yeah. Like that milkshake? That milkshake. That shit will stay thick. That's not milkshake. I know. I know. It's ice cream. No, it's not ice cream. Are you in this fucking ice cream? What the fuck? Because this is milkshake. You got a straw. You drinking ice cream. No. No, I'm telling you cook out shit do not melt. The same consistency. You know, a milkshake melt and then it turns liquid and gets thin. This shit will get hot. It's gonna be thick. It ain't milk then. I left it in the car one time and I came back and I said, You tasted it. No, I didn't taste it. Yeah, you did. No, I did not. Yeah, you did. I knew he did. He's ducking like that. It's just still mad. What's happening? He won't hit it one time. Only thing I taste the next day is some liquor and that's how I know I got a problem. Pieces. Yeah, that's, I'm talking about drink. Oh, my bad. Yeah, food. Piece of hell, yeah. So what you mean you'll leave some liquor out and then you're gonna hit that bitch? If I'm like out, if I'm like vacation or like, if I'm partying, yeah. Oh, vacation is that. Yeah, yeah. If I'm partying, that shit, no drink left behind. No drink gets left behind. That's the only time I drink on vacation. Yeah. Fuck around out here in the States. You drink out of country. Oh, you just, this nigga just drink white Hennessy. Yeah. I don't even drink for real. Like I drink, like I drink champagne like a rich nigga. Why? I feel like that's what rich niggas drink. Rich niggas probably not. Not no more. Man, he said it a long time ago. We was kids. You remember that shit? We did up right in ten years. Get the fuck out of here. You ain't wanting the whole champagne? I don't want questions. Huh? You don't want, you didn't want to just be that nigga like, like Big Meach, come on man. Yeah, I wanted, I wanted, they ain't damn shit. I wanted to, I wanted to be in the video. But I ain't never drank though. So I, I'm just not getting to it. So I'm catching up the shit I used to want to do. I just noticed now if you look like the new mascot for Honey Nut Cheerio. Actually this is a brand that I'm representing that has been on the show. That's HBCU, right? I know. Yeah. But when you put it on, you look like you about to be the new mascot. And I actually went to Alabama State and you must know those. No you didn't. Yes I did. When did you go to college? When you went to college? Huh? You went to college my boy? That's a year. What happened? What happened? When I went to, I ain't gonna lie, it was one semester. What were you doing? What were you doing down there? Not going to class probably. Have you been there a time on show? No I really didn't understand college at first. You didn't understand? No. You thought you could, you thought you could go down there and play with new people? No. Yeah the girl, she was like I had her. What girl? It was a woman down there. So you fucked your education up for her? No. You went to college because of her? No, no, no, no. She misinformed me about college. Wait a minute. So you went because of her? No. I met her there. Oh. She misinformed you? Yeah. I had my schedule. She was like, I was like, man I got this early class in the morning. She was like, you know you could drop it right? I was like, cool. So I dropped it because it was an early morning class. Then I just started dropping the other shit. I didn't know. They had nothing to do with that girl. I didn't know the financial aid was gonna fuck up because I was only taking one class. One class. What you thought? So the whole day everybody come chill around my room while they going in and out of class but I only went to one class. That was like one o'clock. Go do my class. I'm right back in the room. Chillin'. I don't even like you. Then I had to do it. So the second semester all I did was work study to pay that shit back off. Dang it. So you never got to do that. Why you just stopped me and act like you did something while you was in class? You didn't do shit. I didn't graduate either but I didn't do that, nigga. Yeah, you did. I didn't graduate either but I didn't do that, nigga. Yeah, you did. I didn't graduate either but I didn't graduate either but I didn't do that, nigga. I didn't graduate either but I didn't do that, nigga. You had one class, a couple of other classes. All male? ... You're just calling a man? ... You could tell it... in college, boy. Hold on, bright live life. That's how you know College ain't for you. If you got into math, nigga named Rita.asy, ran into math history. Nigga, Nilhaghan, I ain't got no number behind the burnt till nothing. Nigga Mai. I just don't remember that shit. Schedule full of publications. That was ages. That was ages in schools, man, I know. What you doing taking P.E. That's a real sport. I'm not gonna try to take P.E. It's a ballroom dance. I took a few acting classes, Dad, too. Acting? At this school? At Alabama State? Yeah. I gotta take my final. What we doing? Well, we having a flat football game. What the fuck? So, it was final. It was ball games. It was drumming. It was drumming, yeah. Yeah, it's that time again. You know what? You know what time it is? It's time for pool parties, backyard barbecues, and all type outdoor adventures. With the DashPass membership from DoorDash, you can have your best summer with members-only offers, drops, and events now through July 19th. 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North Carolina. You said North Carolina. She ain't say new one, but it's North. North Carolina. There you go. Come on. Get your way. That's very nice of you. Thank you. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Jarena Cole. And y'all know Orlando. We owe y'all so we coming back in a big way. August 10th, Poor Minds is coming to Orlando for our live show. Yes, we're coming to Orlando Improv. I cannot wait to see all of y'all faces. You know, unfortunately we had to reschedule these days. So I'm super excited to come out and see y'all doors open at 7. Yes, and the show starts at 8 and we back bigger than ever. Let me tell y'all, y'all should be happy because this show, this round, it's super lit. So Orlando, August 10th, doors open at 7. Show starts at 8. Orlando Improv. We'll see y'all and we outside Boogie's period. Put it on because we coming. Now look at you. Now they hit me up. Hey, can you come back and talk to the Stu Man? Fuck y'all. Damn. We'll take this shit off then. No, but I still want to show up. No, no. I'm an alumna. You should go back. You should go back and just only speak to people who didn't get no financial aid who got to work to go to this school. They're going to get it. Yeah. Like, I got a group of people that I could talk to that I resonate with. Oh, look, I need some snacks over here. When you starting there yet? We just got. Y'all didn't give me no snacks, did they? Grandma, how clean we up, fam? You y'all don't say shit? Yeah, I went longer than you. How long you went? Like, I almost graduated. Down there, like three years. Almost graduated. Three years? Yeah. And look. It's probably not fair, by the way. He got closer at family than I did at Alabama State. Oh, yeah. He was actually a good student over there. I was good in my first year. But once you got on campus, we under the same company. So it don't mean shit. What company? We under 85 or so. Who? Who is we? Well, I think Clayn, Clayn, ain't you under that, too? What do you mean? They just not let up on my boy's ass. Oh, you were checking my computer? No, I was just saying. I ain't through. You knew that? You under it? This nigga tried to push it on the tab. Yeah, I'm under 85 south, they said. You can say under the um, bro. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Oh, man. I see 85. I see now, bro. Why you do that? Hey, man, let me tell you something. He wasn't with me shooting in the gym. Nah, that there real. Clayn was. But nigga, when you stole that doggy, who was the first nigga you saw when you came down? Well, I ain't gonna lie. Nah, I was around when he started nothing. What's that right now? What kind of wings? I guess we were asking the wrong nigga who under the umbrella. Boy? You under the umbrella? Most not big. Your wings on the way. Y'all got a blue cheese with that, sir? You know, a good father's gonna make sure the kids eat first. That's all right, man. One thing they got, you can't say about it, you ain't no good father. They ain't gonna never say ain't no good dad. No trail mix on the trail before. I don't think nobody had white people. That shit probably hits a little different on the trail. Yeah, can you be a little more hungry, too? Can you be a little more hungry? Ain't shit around. Bro, I already know who invented the shit. Who? Like they had so much, it was like a potluck. Nope. They were going on a hike. You already know. In the bag, when they were going, all the shit got shifted in the bag when they were going up the big hill. Listen to this. Hey, man, all my evidence fell out. Hey, man, where my raise is at? Hey, where my checks? For cereal. They didn't give a shit like one of them. So what did you say, love? What I know about history, trail mix. What's wrong with the slaves? Who else was on the trail? That was cold for the underground railroad. Well, we already told the people about the hush puppies. Don't hit them with too hard again. You know the hush puppies. You're making the dog not born bred. Hush. Shut the fuck up. And dogs, they didn't listen because they ain't never had no shit with no seasoning. Right. Like that shit was so good, the dogs said, fuck my master. I'm with child niggas. That's what they don't tell you. But they also knew that cornbread went good with niggas. So they were like, we're going to eat this cornbread first. Yeah. Go chase some niggas down by them. It was a little appetizing. We're going to be getting our credit for the black history we spread on her. They don't want us to have it. She's upset me. Y'all fuck with hush puppies though? Yeah. You don't like them? I like to put my shit on that white bread. Get a fish down. They got to do with hush puppies. Hush puppies go with fish. Oh, I get what you said. So, this is all day. It go with fish, but you can still have it. You still get a piece of bread. So what you eat hush puppies with? Fish, we eat it with whatever. Fish, shrimp. Usually fried shit. Usually seafood fried. This shit might go with some chicken though. Mike? Yes, Mike. He never had no chicken in hush puppies. He might go. You get high enough, man, shit. With, like, lamb chop? Lamb chop in hush puppies. I mean, you know you can elevate anything. You can make a gourmet hush puppy. You know what I'm saying? What you put on there? You can make that bitch hot with some jalapeno. They are going to do that. You got to come create it. They can't let me finish what you got. Just dump that motherfucker with crab meat. Nah, you're doing too much. Nah, I'm doing too much. Because my idea better than yours. It's not better, that's dumb. The best thing about a crab cake is that it's mostly crab. You don't want a lot of bread in your crab cake. That's the sound of an inferior crab cake. See, you need to let me finish. I was going to drizzle some lobster in there too. Drizzle? I can't even taste the drizzle or nothing. Drizzle a lobster? Drizzle a lobster. That's the brokest way of saying it. We didn't really have a lot of lobster to put in there. You can't drizzle meat. Are you going to drizzle a protein? I'm going to dip it in some maioli sauce. That's man-eyed. I ain't just saying shit. That's just man-eyed. Oh, yeah. If I see you niggas try that shit, I'm going to know y'all done ran off. Somebody going to try it in the comments. Hey, now that shit was nasty as fuck. Put my mom in the hospital. The meat niggas done all the way. I'm going to get half blood, brother. You son of a bitch. Fucking bastard. Niggas going to sue the umbrella. That's why he wanted to be an umbrella. An umbrella, umbrella. This shit had nothing to do with me. They got to call a little boy. They got us. They got us. Close the umbrella. They got us. They said never. They said never. Hold up. Hit the nigga. I'm protected under the umbrella. Hold on, nigga. This is crazy. They got the umbrella working. Hey, look, what's our lawyer name again? These better call us all, nigga. Call us all. More than one. You better call us. What's that big sound? What's the name of that? Now, write your number down. One, eight, seven, seven. One hundred four, one, one, bang. One, eight, seven, seven. Cash now. J.T. Whitmore. J.T. Whitmore for months. He's called attorney Big Al. Big Al. He's gonna rob the shit out of you, bro. Big Al is actually attorney Brian Leibowitz. Big Al. Big Al ain't not even Al. It's all that mafia shit, bro. Niggah, I know you just held a car accident. But I don't even know. Me and some niggas did collide. What you do with umbrella, nigga? My fist collided with a nigga face. I got out the car. Then I had to get Ben. Y'all talking shit now? We'll fight a nigga, though. I used to, brother. Hey, man. Hey, nigga, listen. Who we fuck? This is comedy beef? No, no, nigga. It was at a comedy show, though. We out front. Don't get too much of a location in here. And that don't change the name. That don't change the name. So we out front in the spot. It's a nigga that's not a comedian with the comedians. What's in it? Whatever. And a nigga keep kind of like... Ab and Ab. Bro, you ain't got a... Older dude, too. You know what I mean? Don't... That's the hippie. Fuck! Oh, man, what the fuck going on? Never comes back in. Comes back in the spot. And sit down. And a nigga give him a fedora to put on. And he put the fedora on trying to hide from motherfuckers. And the nigga did call the police, too. The nigga went and got the police. He came in there and was trying to... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hey, nigga, we trying to look for now. We're down in that bitch with a fedora on over there. I ain't got any like expecting to get into the city. I said, man, they see you, man. Get up. Now. You hit a nigga and put it on the sky. You should have stopped it at that. You can't tell me when to stop my story. You hit a nigga and put it on the sky. Yeah. Bang! That nigga walked in there and said, nigga, put on a fake mustache. I said, now this is crazy as hell, bro. You know that nigga be seeing you and shit since you're probably this shit. You know he want to get his fade back. I swear that little nigga just disappeared. He was just here. Y'all saw him, right? You know what he look like just again? I bet you don't. He watching this shit right now. That's some bullshit, man. I think that's what you look like for him. He's like, oh, that fat nigga think it's funny. Now I keep picturing the nigga. Like, which way did he go? You seen the little guy about your size? No, I haven't. Now I punched that nigga. He went up to the hill and get the cops and shit. We found out that real-life cartoon character. This nigga painted a hole in the wall and went in it. This is a magician, bro. Y'all know how small that spot is, too. A neighbor like 30 people in there, but I fucking envy that. This nigga just stuck here and sat down with him. Man, shout out to the real nigga who gave me a photo. Yeah, man, I don't know his name, but I know who he is. I can't remember his name. That nigga's a hill. Now having that bitch with basketball shorts in the fedora. Crazy. I think good thinking at old school. Yeah, I've been in a few of these. This nigga's hot right here. This nigga, this bitch dressed like he's back to gambling. Yeah, now I'm a punchin' nigga, man. So all y'all out there with that Eddie Murphy shit. This nigga doing like Mike. Man, chill, man. Y'all out there coming to get some of the dog with that shit now. Oh, man. Damn, man. You got all kind of shenanigans going on. Man, you a full of hijinks. That was a lot of whole story. I might have missed some parts. Except the... Don't try to add that. I don't think it was a fedora. No, the nigga that gave you that... What kind of hat was it then, man? Every day, every time you see him. He had a fedora. Yeah, it was. Yeah, I just seen it. He had a fedora. Hey, tell him to have to give him my hat back. The nigga's still hiding this shit. The nigga walked down the slide and said, Go, go, get it. Fuck off. Then he got on stage because I forgot about that part. Got on stage? You weren't trying to be low key? I did that before they told me he called the police. Oh, okay. I just had to hit the old nigga. He was about to go to jail for real. That's my time. That's my time. I got to go. That's my time. Y'all been great. Every update gets worse and worse. You know old school passed out. Ambulance outside and everything. Man, he stopped breathing. No, he went on. The nigga who gave me the fedora was old. That's what we saying. Now, the nigga you hit wasn't young. He bought about 10 years older than me. But shit, that was about 10 years ago. Real. It was about 2015. No, it was about 8 years ago. Damn, I didn't know he was out here fighting at the club. I was stressed, though. You didn't even knock him out, though. You just hit him. Your head. You did damage, though. He damaged the nigga. I give him that. He didn't fall. But see, I calculated that. I didn't want to knock the nigga out, man. So you pulled your parts? It was a little warning. You pulled your parts? Bro, man, I would tell you. Just hit him with a look. But you don't never believe a nigga, bro. Uh-oh. Some people was out there, so after that happened. We know I don't believe you. Walking to the car. A nigga said, hey, man, I see some of me. So I was like, nah, they're coming. They're gonna come. I'm gonna put, I want you to, I want to train you. Cap. Cap. I want to train you. They wrote that creed movie about me. Cap! Fuck! Fuck! You cannot get those 45 seconds back, bro. God damn. Shut the fuck up. Shut the whole fuck up. Hey, bro, all right. All right. They really like, man. So I can't really talk about it. You were supposed to play the little boy? This been family. This been family. We ain't caught right now. No boy? Yeah, the whites said they can't write about my life and just do that shit. I don't think about your life. Some of them, they tried to switch this shit. Change the name of the shit. Yeah, change the name of the shit. Huh? That's what they changed. That's what they tried. And nothing to do with Rocky. We got never knew Rocky. So I'm like, what the fuck, like, if you don't tell him about my life, I'm gonna be switching shit up. You ain't never seen Rocky? No. You might as well watch this. Watch this. Come on, now. You got to walk away like you came. You see that? He's working on his things. QC, Shawn, July 16. Bo-o-jangles, arena. Oh, she's going to be going... She's going to be going... She's going to be going... He wants her to... July 16, she's going down for you. and she gon' do it for you. At a discounted price if you get your tickets today. She smells like incense, no cash. She smell like cobalt butter made from scratch. She gon' sell it in July 16th and Charlotte, North Carolina, the boat jack for rap. You gon' live, you gon' live, you gon' get your tickets. Come on in here, man. This is the third grade teacher and she gon' be givin' out books in July 16th. Charlotte, North Carolina, get your tickets. Books for the kids. Hey, what's up, Chicago? It's your man, Carlos Miller, July the 21st. I will be in the city. Pull up on me, man. You know I'ma be a derivative, man. If you didn't go to church today, don't worry. We got you. It's the blessings that's gon' come through here too. Church ain't number three or more people. Anybody ever been know that? Don't block your blessing in here. It might not be your church blessing. It might be like your hood blessing. In here, don't call the hood blessing before. Like when you're driving home and you see the pole leave behind you for a little bit, then they hit the light and just scoot on beside you. Yeah, yeah, that's a good blessing right there. So you know, put your little clean outfit on. Make sure your lady lookin' good and pull up on you both, man. We gon' have a good time. We talkin' good in Chicago. It's July the 21st. Come check up on me. We gon' be cleaner than a mug in there. Come see me. At the end of the day, I'm on tour, so just make sure you get the tickets and how that man, you know, just come have a good time. I'll see you when I get there. Sup, y'all, it's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Drake Nicole. And Miami, we comin' to turn up. I'm excited. I'm excited too. We've been long overdue for a Miami show and I can't wait to see y'all. It's the perfect way to kinda, I guess in the summer, cause it's summer. Y'all almost be over. And it's like August 13th. We gon' be in Miami. Miami Improv, doors open at seven. Show starts at eight. Yes, and I'm telling y'all, look, this is right before my birthday too, so y'all know I'm finna be livin', turnin' that, ooh, I'm finna put it on for Miami. I'm telling y'all, listen. August 13th, doors open at seven. Show starts at eight. Miami Improv, y'all, please do not miss this show. Y'all know we gon' have people poppin' up, rollin' up on this. Miami, it's gon' be fun. Welcome to Miami, man. Here we go. I'm Miami. Best you know. See y'all soon. What the all people used to say? Seein' a clip of a movie or somethin' you was a J. You was on a bike. You had a two-seater bike. You on the G.C.? Oh, this is my life, man. I was no fuckin' J, nigga. What was it? He was an overdrive. I was an overdrive. With a bike. You a pastor, bro. Wait a minute, wait a minute. That is a J. I'm overdrivin' with a bike. The car had went high. Nigga was for the movie purpose. They was. Nigga said he was a J. You saw why you didn't repost. Why you can't, you can't piss off. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Did you even like it? I looked at the views first before I played it, but I make sure that more people ain't got a lot. You wanted to keep it that way. It was like $199. Hey, man, you got to be careful of asking Loser to post shit or repost it, because the people that follow him are some wild motherfuckers, too. Nigga, if Loser retweets some shit and they'll be under your shawl, this bitch-ass nigga here will be like, damn, me and Loser friends, nigga. I don't know. How big the shit are you? Fuckin' lads. I'm like, what are you weird-ass nigga? Oh, damn, fuckin' Loser page. It is all these fighting-ass niggas in Loser's page. But, see, it's low-talk the same shit to them, but it'd be different. Not if they need that. Yeah. It's in that screenshot over to their family, and shit, look, Loser called me a dumb-ass. You know what I'm sayin'? Look at it, he believin' me. Look, look, look, look, look, he done bought me. Look, he done bought me. Man, that nigga showin' so much love. Ain't real, man. It's like, be me doin' shit like this, dude. Be home and fuckin' with me. He just called me a bitch-ass nigga. Look at this. Be home and fuckin' with me. So I'm a block-yum. And then, you know, if you must, we'll be cool. Still got the ass. Loser be like, you a weird-ass motherfucker. You like, appreciate it, bro. Just supportin' the brand. Yeah, you all right, no. Tryin' to get out of the home, bro. Just supportin' the brand. They been weird like that. Especially on your fuckin' tour. A lot of people want to come here, too. And I be like, nah. They be like, so y'all here like people watch the show? Yeah. At the house. On your post. All kind of shit. You can watch however you want to. It's like, yeah, but y'all ain't got like no live studio audience. I was like, no, man, this ain't good times. I just came on here, though, shit. Y'all could do it, too. You been on here before. Don't say that. I know. Sneak in. He gonna come out from behind there. I'm a dad. I'm hungry. I'm finna smoke some more, but I'm hungry as a mother. Speaking of anybody have a bag of wood, I could. Oh, they never got you your way. That's cold. That's cold. I'm gonna wait. You didn't want to raise a fuck. One of these niggas could get before. Look, now you didn't want to start workin'. Some of you niggas ain't gonna be here next week. Then I'm brother Crowdy, man. I'm brother Crowdy. You forgot my wings? Forget the clock in. In the niggas. In the niggas. Even wings right in front of them. Look how you doin' crazy on them. They niggas like me. What happened to y'all? I knew you were fuckin' 85. Yeah, they fire me. What happened? Yeah, I ain't got everybody's wings except Los. Man, I fuckin' out. I fuckin' out of eight Los wings. I tried to run out and go get those little motherfuckers. Everything was closed with that. You know what I mean? Well, yeah. But you was still it now, man. Los came right in the corner, saw me eatin' wings, eatin' wings. Get that motherfuckin' chicken out your head. They niggas take it there. I'm gonna get you some more. No, I want my shit. Nobody can eat under the umbrella. Put the chains on the door. You gotta eat outside. Shit. You remember all these don't mean anything. Put the chain on the door. Cold tan, the enemy is here. The enemy is here. Put the chains on the door. That niggas was already there. That niggas came right in the corner. The fire chief's in there. You stupid son of a bitch. That niggas was loud and full. He was supposed to go to jail anyway, though. Oh, boy. That niggas tried to use. That niggas went and found the backwoods where he found your food, though. Now, the food on the way, they said. No, they ain't worry about it. You might as well just chill out. That's not taking heat off him. Chill out. I'll be enjoying your land, ain't fuckin' it. Nah. Boy. My niggas on kidney leg. We know what's up. Now, he can't fire him because I don't want him to get no disability. Disability for what? He got an extremely small hand. Oh, that's a small hand, nigga. I wouldn't turn that nigga loose in the real world. He had him in his head. I thought he had him in his head. I thought he was hot. First obstacle is gonna be doorknob. It's a little bit. Nigga, knock it. Everywhere he goes. Let me in. Man, how do I react? You ain't never seen him shoot dice, Lose. That shit look like game show dice when the price is right. He be throwing them bitch like that. Damn, three. God damn. You got a bunch of little wits in it, have it? That's all my race. So you got Mexican hands there. No, he has niggas hands. Don't say that, man. All right. Why are you trying to I mean, Mexicans are smaller people in general. That's a myth. It's not a myth, nigga. Okay. It's just the ones that come here. Don't make one of them. Show you. Show me what that they're talking. Know that they have them. Look at me. I ain't fucking tall. It's going to be a Mexican boxer that's going to come up to you and his hand going to cover up your face and he going to be like, Niggas, stop. Ain't no tall Mexican boxer. No, I said big hands. Not tall. Why you come on here and offend the Mexicans? They ain't not offended, bro. They know they sure. They very sensitive. Now you offended the Mexicans called them sensitive. They not sensitive. I love my Mexican people. I'm trying to bring me in with you. Nah, don't bring me back in. Nah, I don't know. Yet I might drink you. I love my Mexican people. I love them too. How many... How do you even know you have some? I do. I mean, they fuck with me and I fuck with them. Yeah, yeah, they fuck with y'all. How you fuck with them in return? Oh, man. Being respectful, riding with them on that shit. Yeah. Talking shit with them, making sure they, you know... Always getting the fruit. Respect, yeah. You feel me? Especially if it's the little cart in the L.A. Like... Oh, man. That's why I got them oranges with the orange juice in them. Yeah, sir. Never had... Oranges with orange juice in them? Man, they had these oranges that were so good, bro. You bite the shit and then the orange juice just run after them. Nah, I run around. You drink the orange. Nah, I run y'all. That shit good as fuck. And you can get a bag of them up for like $4 even if you don't want one. And then the little, the little, the little, you get the... Fruit cup. Yeah. They're like, you walkin' at me? What time is it? What time is it? Told her... Told her overdrive. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Shit. Nah, I appreciate that, bro. I'll meet you down the street. You came through when didn't nobody come through. Hey, bro, it is a little difficult to get here because it's your first time. What you mean? That's how it's supposed to be. Nah, I know. So who's got a little mission? Nah, we don't... They... No, I thought we sent a nigger. I thought we sent humans to do our shit. What? We can't depend on nobody else. Oh, overdrive isn't human. Nah, but I'm sayin' like, our human, we actually have people that are supposed to get this shit. Oh, copy that. Yeah. That's what we... That's what they here for. It's been a minute since I've been by 85, bro. I ain't know y'all had gophers. We got one. Everybody got one job. That's dope as fuck. But they're supposed to do three. As you should. Everybody got one. But you're responsible for at least four things. What you got now? That ain't got shit to do with your job. But it is. Like, bro, I just keep the, like... He's right in trouble. And I keep... You said round. I keep the morale. He's supposed to be up before everybody in the whole job. Downstairs. Fuck this little late fuck. Niggas told me he tired. You tired. They had to be workin', man. And the niggas did it before the show. Just shot another movie, ain't it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You told them folks about it. Lost turned it down. We laughed. Lost turned it down. What was it? Um... Pretty strong. I'm gonna wait until everybody come out and I come back and do some promo for it. Nah, he ain't met you. It's all good. Cause the damn show some people asked me if I knew somebody. I was like, hell nah. No, no, no, nobody. Man, let me know if you think it's somebody. I was like, I ain't even gonna do it. Nah, I ain't like you. I ain't like you. Nope. We gonna start in a minute. We chillin', man. I love that. We still ain't started? Hell no. Okay. He ain't got nothing to say, welcome back. Are we recording? Is this going? Yeah, this going on. Don't record everything, no. Niggas too still in the background for it not to be gone. Except for audio. He eatin' chicken still. God damn. He shootin' his own... He shootin' his own... Man, playin' right away, man. Ain't no other shit. I don't know what the hell, man. You had a lemon pepper drop out of it. You knew this ain't... This is real. This is real goddamn American. They ain't even give me no stroke. Oh, yeah. That... Right. That real motherfucker. Don't know Americans bein' that bitch don't need them. No. Like I can speak Korean so I be knowin' what's goin' on. Oh. And I see y'all. She love when I come in there and say that. Why you eatin' that? That's how much Spanish, bro. And I see y'all. Uh-uh. That's how low in Korean. Y'all better get y'all shit. Yeah. And Kasami Dami, thank you. I will go eat it afterwards. We ain't got no... We doin' two, right? Mm-hmm. Appreciate it, have it. You good with me, man? Eatin' my shit while it's hot. Oh, shit. Well, you got the extra... Extra lemon pepper. It might blow up after you eat all this shit. That shit looks sandy. Mm-hmm. Yeah, like I like it. Shut up. It's motherfuckin' tryin' to shoot a... Shoot commercial for their hands on the floor. That shit... Let's take it from the top. He turned into beat momma. Where these from? American Daily? Can you give me that line again? Where these from? American Daily? Y'all want to give us a little beat behind that motherfuckin'? We're gonna get some small shit round this bitch. Mm-hmm. What if it ain't... It's not a... It's not a deli. No. Mm-hmm. What if it's not a... What if that's... It's a cover-up. What if that's their man's name? Shut up. What if we pronounce it in a row? What if they the deli dynasty? Deli dynasty. American Deli? You know how they handle their dynasty? They takin' over America? Oh, shit. The dynasty... Oh, shit. And they don't make sandwiches in that bitch, so it ain't really... They got two sandwiches. The filly and the chicken filly. Nah, that ain't deli, though. No, they got that turkey in there. That ain't deli style. That's still not deli meat, right? Ain't deli style shit. Ain't nothing deli in there. They actually got... There ain't no blue cheese, huh? Ain't nothin' fresher, though. There ain't no blue cheeses. Goin' there in order of some of all flats. Nice to see y'all. Nice to see y'all. Back to the back. That's what they say when they check. I thought that was the dude that worked there. Nice to see y'all. Who's the head job? You ain't gonna fuck that ketchup with you. Nah, man. You can have it. But I'm gonna fuck with these wings, though. Break niggas don't be like them ketchup. Because y'all, we ain't got time. Y'all, you know, we are here too much. Man, it's in that dipping sauce and shit. Yeah. A nigga like me. Niggas, that's how you get called slippin'. Yeah. My nigga got killed. Tryin' to dip some motherfuckin' nuts, man. Ask me about the motherfuckin' sauce. Street niggas eat fries. Honey, what? Ain't no honey mustard, nigga? You don't eat that motherfuckin' chicken nugget plain? Street niggas do drink their fries. They keep that shit in the thing. Yeah. That's why I knew it. I was like, but y'all niggas don't eat enough for me to be on street niggas. That's when me and Logan knew we had to get money, man. We was fucked up one time. We had to share some nuggets. How many does it? Niggas. No, not four nuggets. Five. Six. The small six. They share nuggets. That lets you alone know. That's bad. That's bad. They don't know. No, they won't share. If we were sharing the dump, they could have gotten tea. We would have got tea. We both just ate a ten piece, my nigga. We wouldn't share it because we ate three nuggets of beef, nigga. Niggas tried to dip in the sauce. At the same time, niggas' knuckles touched. I said, hey, man, we got this motherfuckin' honey, man. We got this fucked up. I can't. Niggas can't be touched enough with this shit. No. Ain't no fucking way, man. This shit got to work. There's so many hours in the day, man. This shit got to work. Please. Let me touch the fuck with this shit. Please. Boy, that's fucking hilarious. That didn't sound like a statue plate, bruh. Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man. Niggas touched enough of this shit. Let's see it. Fuck, man. Ah, the Wendy's. I think you said, like, nothing's touched, yo. Get the fuck out of here. What sauce y'all were sharing, bruh? It was a little honeymoon. It was a barbecue, a barbecue, a honeymoon. Man, we grown men again, didn't we? Sharing nuggets. They didn't have anything from that day forward. The craziest thing is y'all sharing the sauce. Y'all can only get an extra sauce? They can only gave us. That's wild right there. They only gave us. Yeah, but you can only get a six-peach, y'all. We asked for the extra one. That was gone after two nuggets. We trying to fuck out of here. Try to get extra sauce. Our first two nuggets took up the whole first sauce pack. And then you know them niggas probably turning in mother fucker, sweeping the bitch up. Them niggas getting pulled off the sauce. Niggas tried to. Niggas woulda tried to hold on to something. Them niggas ate two nuggets and three gallons of sauce. What did niggas say? I wish. Thousand days and 25 dollars it gets you a whole fuckin' week, though. I tell you that, I done been around you two niggas lately. I know y'all ain't livin' like that no more. Hey, what care of me? What care of the gyms now this all? Know what you mean nothing, niggas. Y'all niggas ain't probably... But just 750 nickel-baggin' white owls. Y'all niggas ain't the niggas sandwiches. Chicken sandwiches, glasses. Yeah, we used to split chicken sandwiches. They was $1.50. That's real shit. Chuggers fucked the game up. With them 99 cents spicy chicken sandwiches. Man, that's how you was livin'? Easily. Easily? I didn't know what a big beef woulda tasted like till I was 26. Oh, you never even touched it. I didn't even look at that side of the beef. What's a big beef? Big beef man, chuckers. You ain't never seen that. Look what they do to commercial about it. It's their big sandwich. It's like they flagship sandwich. I ain't seen no checkers commercials. That's the motherfucker, the big beautiful. I always dreamed of it. They show you the big beautiful. Ain't they even in the chamber? They don't have like an old gimmick. Yeah, they used to have somebody, and then they slogan was, you gotta eat. Big slogan was the laziest shit ever, you gotta eat. They do. But you might well fuck with us. You gotta eat. You gon' die if you don't. We open. We're always open. They got too much shit. I don't like eating at places. They got too much stuff like sign. They got hot dogs, sauerkraut, fucking gator. I remember when I got straight, she was like, what you want on your big beautiful? I said, I ain't never had one. Just give it to me. Just give it to me. I've been into that motherfucker in my life chain. Yeah, you don't really believe the meat different. Yeah. It's different on that little burger. I said, oh what? The checker burger ain't got shit on this. Yeah. Checker burger with cheese, and that chicken sandwich. The cheese be bigger than the patty. Not on that big beautiful. New face that man, when the fuck did rallies become checkers? They still the same. They the same thing, just the city you in. Uh huh, okay. Regional thing. Yeah. Checkers just smart enough to have a nickname. Okay, some shit happening. You gonna fuck with them, bro. Hey man, checkers, fuck my stomach up. Oh, we rallies. That's crazy. We ain't got shit to do. Yeah, we look this like lightning. Yo, that's crazy. Don't cut that shit. Fuck with me, don't fuck with them. You don't eat fair food and shit. I live, man. He said he a, uh, goddamn, veterinarian there. Impressive terrier, man. How you feel about these wings? You offended. I told you what happened with that nigga when I moved out here. You start. I went to the club, and I got some wings at home, took them home, woke up, ate those wings, ordered some wings for lunch, went back out, ate wings again. I was like, yo, I ate wings three times, and one day, that's stupid. I just ain't ever ate wings again. That's a 30p. Yeah, no, cause I used to fuck with bad city all the time, so I'll be in that bitch. So you're just gonna blame it on the wings and just cover up your strip club addiction. Was that a cover up? Yeah. It's the wings. Yeah. Hey, what about all that money you threw? No, I was- No, they do say he didn't stop eating pussy. Right. Right. You threw up these wings. To eat some pussy. But the wings threw you stuff. We had for the wrong shit. Yeah, I just couldn't eat the chicken alone. Man, I was on stage. What about the- Oh, yeah. We got footage of you on stage. He's trippin' pussy. What? On stage. Y'all think that me fucked up. That is in the house activity. Y'all think it's crazy. This nigga doing a show. Eat pussy on stage. It's real. What's he up to? Real sex, HBO, real sex. Imagine seeing a nigga. What am I doing? Get a nigga, walk up on the stage and just drink. Hey, man, what the fuck are you doing? I don't worry about it. You'll see. DJ. What song are you talking about? Girl, give me that. You know somebody here. One of my own freaky songs. Let me lick you up and down. 25, bro. 25 and three. This is another nasty song. Y'all go, let me hear you taking it. Hey, that's sick to have a song to eat pussy through though. Play my pussy. You a wild nigga, man. You got a pussy eating song. What do you got a pussy eating playlist? I do. I do. Shut the fuck up, bro. You got to stand with the people, man. You know what song should start off? What? That Max Will. Okay. This little list. How many songs is on a pussy eating playlist? Can't be more than three. You're going to suffocate. 167. Shit. You got to have them on there. Nope. Nobody ain't putting that on, man. I ain't saying I was eating it for the whole playlist. It's a shuffle. Yeah. Yeah, that way you never, you never, the song never repeated. You always do it for your, you always make a playlist longer than, yeah. You scared me. No, dude. That's what I'm saying. You eat the pussy, right? That's how you, because you eat the pussy, right? You can't get out of there. You can't get accustomed to hearing the song and eating pussy, because then the song gets played and your mouth just starts, like them dogs start to start drooling. So when you get to the hook, you're supposed to eat the pussy and make an answer for the dick. That's how you know you're winning. That's how you know you're eating the pussy. My question is, do you turn it off to fuck? What? Because it's a pussy playlist. So then you got to put on your fucking playlist or you just, it's interchangeable. It's all in there. So what? You be like, oh shit, there's a fucking song right here. You stop eating the pussy and then fuck right quick. Turn that shit off. I fucking saw it. I only want to hear you. You in the street. No man, you just, the trick to eating pussy is you got to eat it like you need to borrow some money. That's how you eat pussy good. No, you said one then. Eat the pussy like you need to borrow about $400. $400 worth of pussy. And that bitch gonna cave in like a Capri son by the time I'm up. Hey bro, borrowing $400 from a woman is like borrowing $40,000. From a bank. Yes nigga. That is way too much money to borrow from a woman. She gon' be on your head nigga. She gon' be on your motherfucking head. What's on the crack to say, you'll never bring it again. Never nigga. He gon' be on her Twitter. Show one, take away the beans. Take away the beans. That is $40,000 you just borrowed. Bro, my first big money. It depends on your job though. Her job. I had to do something to my car so I asked for a, she gave me three fifths. I was like, I'ma pay you one such and such. She was like, okay cool. She was cool about it. Gave me the money with no issue. Man, somebody might have come in and something on Instagram to my, oh nigga bring me my money back. I said, what are you talking about? Bitch, I was on your Instagram and shit. I'm like shout it. I ain't got nothing left to talk about, man. When kill me, I gotta be home. I can't do it, I can't. I was like, man, I'm just gonna delete it. Hey, man, you know what? It's so funny. I feel like every nigga that had something fucked up off of comment, off of Instagram comment, then fucked every nigga in this room probably had a blessing fucked up. That bitch said, bring me my money back. I saw that little bitch said under your pop. What she saying? I need a boyfriend. You talking about his girlfriend? Bitch, that's bad. Who is this bitch putting these goddamn eggplants under? Who is this bitch talking about? You go to the bathroom when you see her picture. Why does this bitch keep telling you to go check her story? Check out my story. I'll make it. What? Oh my God. It's been a nigga in the room with a bitch about to try to fuck like this. You're like, no, I can't fuck with you. That's ain't the type of bitches you follow. You can tell her to spam bots. You keep some little hoes under your bitch. You like white hoes. Oh, shit. What's up, man? Carlos Miller. Oh, shit. You know what time this boy DC on flip? G-Go-Bang. I want to make it, man. July 30th. Huh? We're making Carlos in. Carlos in? That's like, we're making Carlos in. We're gonna be making y'all laugh like a motherfucker. Fuck you, tell him I don't want to tell him I don't. They'll back. Get there early, guys. You know the traffic in making me crazy in hell when you come down there. Excuse me? So get them tickets. Hit the website. Pull up. And we'll see you in May 30th. July 30th. Three-headed monster. Get your tickets back. You know what's happening? What's up, man? What's up, survive? What's up, survive? What's up, man? You got a great show, man. Thank you. Thank you for your research, y'all. Love you. Love you. Oh, shit. Well, you know, somebody you may be yawning ugly. Hey, what's up, Virginia? July 22nd. I will be in Tyson's corner. Talk to me. What you got going on in the 22nd? Pull up on me. What's the thing of the prank? Capital One Hall. That's what we're gonna be. Make sure you grab those tickets and pull up on me. I've been trying to see. I know what you said about... Come over there, though. I'm working on something bigger than us. If you didn't go to church today, don't worry. We got you. It's the blessings that's gonna come through here, too. Church ain't number three or more people. Anybody ever been know that? Don't block your blessing in here. It might not be the... It might not be your church blessing. It might be like your hood blessing. It ain't nothing called a hood blessing before. Like when you're driving home, and you see the polly behind you for a little bit, and then hit the light and just scoot on beside you. Yeah. Yeah, that's the good old blessing right there. Because at the end of the day, I'm on tour. And I need you to be there so I can tell some jokes to you. I'll see you when you come see me. And I can't wait to see y'all. It's the perfect way to kind of... I just end over. And it's like... August 13th. Yeah. We gonna be in Miami. Miami and Prop. The door is open at 7. The show starts at 8. Yes, and I'm telling y'all, look. This is right before my birthday, too. So y'all know I'm finna be lit. Earning net. Ooh, wait. I'm finna put it on for Miami. I'm telling y'all. Listen. August 13th. Doors open at 7. Show starts at 8. Miami and Prop. Y'all, please do not miss this show. Y'all know we gonna have people poppin' up, rollin' up on us. Miami, it's gonna be fun. Welcome to Miami. Period. So I'm Miami. Best of luck. See y'all soon. What's up, all people? Thanks so much. Hey, man. Welcome back to the 85 cell live. Yeah, Jim voted. Most likely to smoke weed on a podcast. Yes. Yep. Yes. Sponsored in part by... Shit, what we sponsored by today? Backwoods. Chicken wings. We're on a podcast. We smoke in podcast. Smokers alley. We just in this bitch chillin' the day, bro. We got Tyler Chronicles in here. More to cause you. He got a relationship showin' shit. Come on, man. He just really stopped doing it. He ain't even know he's about to be on here. Yeah, man, I always came to... Now, I had to be on here. This is a long drive. Oh. I had to be mic'd up. This is too far. Oh. But I appreciate it. Don't tell them where we... Don't say where we at. Nah, nigga, they don't... I can tell niggas where y'all at. It's just not... It's not close. They will not. Yeah, this ain't no shit you pop up on. I know shit you pop up on. Yeah, I was just in the area. None of the fuckin' ones. Fuck you what? This shit is fortified. Who the fuck you put a tracking device on? Who caught it? Yeah. They know about this. They wouldn't come out here anyway. Hell nah. This ain't the one. The other trap, man. That nigga was in the mix. We out the mix now. Out the mix now. Clay Dell's always the goal. Just stay up in that guy's mix. Stay out the mix. Y'all's in the hood for real. Yeah, cause that's how you get mixed up. Bein' in the mix all the time. Mixed up. Fuckin' round and be mixed. Max. Or you gotta be the mix. The only way to stay out the mix is to actually be the mix. The only thing better than the mix is the sauce. Come on, cause without the sauce. Ain't no mix. You're lost. Now you can't get lost in the sauce. Oh yeah, absolutely. Which is the same as getting mixed up when you're mixed, Max. And not to be confused with juices or marinades. Uh-uh. But we really fucked up anyway. Cause think of how long we been drinking fruit punch with no fruit in it. What's the difference? Ever. 100% fruit juice, though. What's the difference in fruit punch? But no actual real fruit. And tropical. Fruit punch and tropical? Tropical is actually racist. And it's used to describe darker brown skin natives. So what's in the tropical? Just like you can't call people Oriental, but you can call things Oriental. Yeah. Tropical. I'm talking about the tropical fruit punch. What's the tropical fruit? Pineapple. Pineapple? That's what makes it tropical. Fruit punch got pineapple. Regular fruit punch got pineapple. Tropical got a bunch of fruit in it. But when you mixed fruit in it, when you mixed pineapple, it got just like fruit. And no fruit in it, it's pineapple. Pineapple. Citrus. Then you get in tropical. And once you throw a mango in some shit, now it's full-on goddamn Reagan Toe. Yeah. Somebody look at the minute-made cart and see what the fuck is the difference in the fruits. Okay. Well, if this minute made, why it take longer than a minute to shake this shit up so you can drink them? Because it was made in a minute. They didn't finish making it. Nigga, nigga, nigga. That shit was not done when they put it in it. Tell them to shake it. It'd be all that stuff at the bottom and stuff. Man, if you don't shake it, then we ought to come out with our own brand of juice. It ain't going to be minute-made. It was like quickly prepared. It should be called took a minute. Yeah. If they add a minute, but that shit took a lot of minute. If they add a minute to minute-made, that should be fine. Right quick. A couple of minute-made? Right quick. That damn Simply Juice been killing us the whole time. The whole time, man. I thought it was just the orange juice. Nah, it's the Simply Juice. It's the lemonade? I just bought one. I didn't open it. Man. It was a little one, though. She wasn't going to drink that bitch's gift to me. That shit's so good, though. I've been drinking Polish lemonade, though. It's the poison that make it good. Every time. Every time. Man, this shit ain't got mercury in it no more. Nah. Nah, all the shit that's good to you ain't good for you. What? Every single thing. I love that shit. All the shit you love is fucking you up. Prostitutes. Money. Pussy. We, alcohol. Seem to satisfy us all. But are you really satisfied? That song right there, let's you know it don't... Me ain't got a short list of shit there to make us happy. Pussy, we, alcohol. Money, cars, clothes, and hoes. That's why they can't do another song about it. There ain't nothing left on the list. Oh, they can keep... They ain't never gonna stop doing songs about it. Like... Hold on, women. Different type of hoes. There you go. See, we always try to keep it in the three, though. But women is also pussy. It's respectful. We got the respectful version, too. So what's the white version, sex, drugs, and rock and roll? Exactly. They need all that shit. That's the white man. You know what? I need my bitch to bring coke to the party. See, rock and roll. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. You're a fucking accountant. Calm down, Ted. Ted, that bitch going crazy. You know, accountants be going crazy, though. If you ever worked in corporate America, you know them motherfuckers do coke off the phone. But you know that rock and roll wasn't even always the music. That's all the bullshit that you did while you was hounding the coke. Rock and roll. Just rock and roll. They call it rock and roll because they stole it from niggas. That's why it was like, y'all got that rock shit off in a roll with that bitch. Yeah. Right? Take your shit. That's why they call it rock and roll. Man, fuck so. Black history fact. Black history, man. It is, man. Get rid of your white women. Why? Well, about 17 more days, bro. I'll keep your white women. You had her this long. Nah, man. What we don't want is a bunch of niggas releasing white women back into the streets. Especially ones who've been all around the rappers and the thug and shit. They know too much. They know. They need to stay exactly where the fuck they at. They know too much. Right now, you got a white woman. I just sit down and watch none but straight black movies with her. Yeah. Watch Tubi. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Put a Tubi marathon on it. All the gangsta shit, though. Hey, and white people. All Detroit shit. When we see you out during the month of February, all black people have a right to ask you about your favorite black person. And you have to give us a little book report. A good one, too. Right there. A good one, too. Yeah. Just impromptu. And it better be. A good black person. Yeah. Um, um. Lebrun. No. No. Don't get in the ass with me. Nobody is still alive. Nobody is still alive. Bum and Johnson. Bum and Johnson? No, white people, they watch it. They think the show's still going on. Godfather of Harlem. No, you don't even say Bum and Johnson. Godfather of Harlem. Man, that shit gotta be hold man. I'm talking to Johnson. Me and White, he imagine you being White as a motherfucker. I'm talking about you just White, you can't help it. It's just, you just got the genetics and you just White. Then you hear some Black shit and it just fucking stuck with you forever. You got to sneak off and listen to this shit. You been White your whole life and then you just hear some shit that just changed everything. You talking like back in the day, like when you first heard some jazz. No, I'm just saying like one fucking, just stumble up into some shit that you probably was never even supposed to hear. It's an old White man somewhere every day he had to get up and listen to these bitches love so-so. He don't even know why he like this song. That's his shit. He know all the words and everything. They can listen to that shit, bro. We let them get away with everything anyway. You go to a concert, you know what I'm saying? They saying all the words. Blah, yeah. They ain't niggin' everything. So they can do what they want, man. You think so? Look like it. Fucking look like it. Hey, what's up? It's Carlos Miller. You're having a good day. Try some of these candles from my favorite candle brand, Good Day Sense. Candle company. They are black-owned and have lots of different scents to choose from. Use my code, L-O-U-S. That's low. You get 25% off your entire order or offer. Let me see. Oh yeah, we got scents like vanilla, pineapple sage, which is my favorite. Egyptian amber. All types of freaking shit like black love. You gotta go on there and check them out. So when you see these candles, just know that I'm having a good day. You know, these candles have been approved by everybody that we ever presented them to from Snoop and even Beyonce posted these on the website. This one right here, I think. So go hit the website and grab you some of these candles. Right, so for me with that kind of money, still living in the projects, we had to figure it out. What's happening? If I make it to be making $200 million, nigga, I can make $200,000. I feel like I spoke to the fucking bitch I want. So if Zion, if you want to do that, live your life. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Dreyn McCall. And you are tuned in to another episode. Show these little tricks. That didn't matter. I done took y'all everywhere. Now, come on over. All them vines and shit, mold days and shit. What we put in these bags? What we got right here? This granddaddy, man. Come on. This is what I got for my 40th. I ain't do nothing to it. Usually I put 40s on everything I got. I ain't do nothing to this, but put some music in there. You know what I'm saying? Did you do the do on it? Did you do the booty cat? Yes, sir. Woo, he was hitting on that joint. Yeah, 100% give him a booty, A guy, damn, okay? That's living a life. When you stand on a blow-up mattress and you can get a girl lick your ass, you're a man, you're cold-blooded. Hey. Shit, nigga be broken and bitch, man. Think about it. You ever been so broke, you just feel like you about to pass away sometime soon? You be like, I know God ain't got me out here living like this. Barry and native, you understand me? You got this monkey off your back, you understand me? If you ain't never broke a female with no chicken. Now, it's nothing that, you know, men should glorify and be proud of, but you know, it's just culture. It's available on Amazon, Bi-Stick, Apple TV, wherever you get your subscription. No, it's not. It's just available directly where they sell apps. Well, they don't sell apps on Apple TV? Well, y'all should fuck with us too, Apple TV. Here, roll with y'all. It is on there. Put it on a roll-coup. Don't say fuck nobody. No, I didn't say fuck nobody, I said put it, I said we fuck with. Oh, we do. I have full of roll-coups. Oh. The roll-coup is the most airy world. Yeah. So, subscribe to the app. It's only $8.99 a month or $85 a year. So, you get a whole year for $85. Did you know that? It's $8.50 and then you gotta pay taxes. Yeah, so, you know, it's $8. You know, we get them all type of content. You know what? We not even gonna tell them who you got your glasses from until they get it on app. I mean, hey, you gotta watch this. The app, the app is available. All of these people that say we should keep putting this on YouTube for free, what about the years of the free-ness that we've already provided upon you? We gave this away for free for years. Let's move together $85 a year. Why would you let somebody come to this in the show and put it on another network and you're buying their subscription? You don't ask them why you're buying their shit? So, don't ask us. We're putting it on the app. We saw what you said in the comments. We sure did. We saw it. We saw it in the back. The good, the bad. You guys might be reading every fucking comment. And the ugly. I'm serious. We folding under this pressure. We hear you. We hear you. We win indeed. We just get the fuck on that y'all way. Just for an hour though. That's all you get is an hour. So though you can't complain, we're the rest of it. I think they should get 37 minutes. I don't see. We gotta hurry up. We just put a whole bunch of ads in between. Like long way in there, like five minute ads. Hey, how you doing? How you doing? Slow motion ads. Slow motion ads. Waste day motherfucking time. Yeah. Let's just go ahead and make sure. Channel 85.com. I want to make sure I read what they wrote. They wrote some shit out for us. These niggas don't know how to spell or type proper sentences but they trying to get us to get y'all to buy the app. What you think we want to read this shit? Channel 85, man. So we can talk that shit, man. Ladies, don't shoot like this. That's right. On the app, uncensored, unfiltered, and edited. Can you believe that? I'm talking about with actual production in it. Jump cuts, clips, all types of exclusive shit that they don't even know that we did. They don't even know that we got a show where we'd be cooking like, excited foods and shit. That's on the app. We got sports shows, talk shows, documentaries. Chico got a head right in class that he teach. Real production. Nobody passed it. That's why the shit look like this. But we're working on it and you can see it on the app. They didn't even tell them about the tax course that we had uploaded on there. They don't even know that we got a whole show about Wall Street. And a $5,000 on the app. Right. And we got the alternate ending to the color purple up there. Oh, man. We got the raw dishes, all the uncut, all the bloopers. We got all that. Right, it's on the app. So if you want to see some shit that you know they trying to have from it. Don't say that. I'm leaving though. Channel 85.com. Go get the app. You got an hour for free. We gave you what you wanted. Now give us some subscriptions to the app. 50, 899 with tax, $85 a year. Channel 85.com, 85 South Shore. Get the app. You see, this is what they don't know. The app, really $3, but adjusted for inflation. It's eight, nine, yeah. With low C. Get the app, man. Stop bullshitting. We out of here, man. We're not about to keep working all this time for. Be working free. We not going on out of here. We on your way to fly. On air.