 It's back in stock! That's right, the toast plushie is here! Visit the link in the description below to get yours, well, stocks last. Oh, the- Ha ha ha! I died so much here. Oh, that's good. Well, hello everyone and welcome back to an episode of The Isle! My god, hasn't it been a long time. So, I mean, we got the- we got the premature death out of the way. We could probably go find them. They killed us. Ha ha ha ha. Do you think we're still on the same side? I'm not- I'm really not too sure. Well, either way, here we are. All right, I have no idea where I am. So, I'm- I'm just gonna plot off. I'm gonna plot off this way. So, I'm playing as a para. I've only ever played as a para once and it went horrendously. So hopefully this time it won't be so bad. Although, if the first few seconds of this game or anything to go by- Oh, it's gonna be bad! Should we do it, actually? Should we just go- Next please. See, we're getting in by Joey. There must be so many people on this game that fake being me. And they play it like once every two months. If that, I don't even know. It was probably ages ago. Oh my god, guys. It's been so long since I've played this game that- I'm not getting the- Are you the real beaver? That's how you know it's been a long time since I've played it. Jesus! Although, it's saying that I am playing on asura. So I don't even know about that. I don't even know what that is. We've skipped out on the baby. So, at least we're 62% of the way of being a good big adult. We just need to get to the top of this cliff. That's where it must be safe. All the big dinosaurs stay in the center of the island. Game of Ties. Give it a Jurassic Park quote. How original. It's so pretty. How about we just get rid of this chat? Because Gala is awful. Nice to see nothing's changed in the aisle. You need a name. I haven't even named you. We'll call you Noot Noot. And you'll be great Noot Noot. You won't die, I promise. Oh, is that the swamp over there? I mean, it's quite far. If we could get over to the swamp, that could be a good place for us to lay low for a while and grow. Oh, look! It's my footy steps. Oh, there's the water. Yes! And we will begin our long and arduous journey down to the water source. Momentarily. Just let me fill up my foot. Well, you know what? I'm glad that I can start this video at least seeing something. Because that's something I never liked about the aisle. I could never see anything. It was always night when I'd load in. Nightmare! Oh, that's that stormy place. I know where we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see bush! Bush and wah wah! We're half past to my ground, 62 and I'm 66. Oh, okay, I might be able to grow quite quick. Maybe it'll only take an hour. We need to save place. We could do this. Oh, yeah, look at all this. I don't see any other footsteps, right? I'd be able to see another dinosaur's footsteps from here. Yeah? Like across the way? Yeah, okay. We're at 24%. Yeah, I think we now need to start thinking about going down to the water. We're on 74% growth. We can't die when there's nice whimsical music, right? Okay, let's go. Here you go, go, go. All good? Yes? Brilliant. Oh, guys, it's going good. Okay, now to run over and run over quickly. We must find bush. Nuclear power years! All right, there we go. We've done it. I mean, 76% full stomach. Probably need to eat maybe one or two more times, but apart from that, I think we're all good. I feel like I should go on the other side because then nothing can come around and attack me. Yeah, let's go. Let's go to the side. We also have no way to escape, though. Whoa, look! Fog? That's new? Or maybe it's not. We've just been that long since I've played the game. Probably. Oh, look at me, basking the gloves. Oh, I'm so happy. Happy-go-lucky me. No, we can't play that anymore, James. You get copyright struck. Why are we still here? I wonder if I can run a T-Rex or a Giga. Probably not at my size at the moment, but if I'm an adult, I wonder. I'd hope so. Probably wouldn't be able to, though. They got bigger legs, but I'll have more stamina, though. See, I want to go and explore, but I know if I do, there's a high chance I'm going to die because I'm just too vulnerable. I'm just too vulnerable, especially by myself. Welcome to the Isle Epic Game! Oh, wow, I could really make that like a horror soundscape, couldn't I? Just put some music over that and then I can do the sound effect. On the other side of that cliff or this mountain of massive land is the swamp over there. I don't know if I want to be there. It's kind of like a carnivores' paradise. There's a lot of stuff that spawns on that hill. And there's Herbie Rock as well, if I follow this. You've just got to bear with me, children, while I get into an adult form. And then things get a little bit more exciting. For the first time, I really feel like I'm by myself. Nobody, nobody said I'm either real beaver. It's been so long. No music. Don't give me that false sense of security. I know what you're like. Got to keep my eye on the cliffs. It could be a raft, I just sort of sat at the edge, looking down. Yes. It all starts out like this. Ooh, ah. There's running and me dying. Oh, look. This game looks gorgeous. Still. Still looks gorgeous. Even though they put all their effort into Irreverma, which I really don't know why. I'm not going to dig the fire in the street on the other side. I guess it's because it's with the old code or something like that, isn't it? So, I didn't even notice. Didn't even notice about that. As a para, I'm supposed to be in a big hood, being protected by the adults. On my own, even as an adult, I'm kind of like a sitting duck. Okay. I need another drink because I think I'm... Yeah, no, I don't. I'm following the river all the way. No, I'm not going to risk it. Me no need no drink. Oh, my stamina. Yeah. It's the last thing a long time now. That's good. 85. 15 more percent. Come on. 15 more. I want to be an adult para. Want to be walking hood in haulin. I see I'm going to run out of trees on my side. I want to go to the other side. What do you think, guys? You think I should go to the other side? That sounds like a carnival. Yeah, that's like an halo or something. I feel like I want to get into a better hiding position just in case that comes over here, whatever it is. People ask why I don't record this game too often. It's been 47 minutes and all that's happened really so far. I died once and that was it. I get the feeling that bumping into another para player is going to be very rare. Uh, what was that? I feel like that again is another carnival. I need to keep following this lake up. It's got a lead somewhere. I can't remember where, but it does. That's a triceratops, right? Oh no, it's a Diablo. No, no, no, no. That's bad, that's bad, that's bad. That's very, very bad. Right away for the Diablo. I have this taco bugger off. Bloody prey items. Oh no, wait, there's multiples of them. No, I've just wanted into it like a bloody feeding frenzy. Hide and bush, hide and bush, hide and bush. Oh my God, we're on 95%. Oh, it's so close. I don't like this. This has death written all over it for me. Yeah, I can see carnivals here. Because as soon as night comes, my vision's gonna go to zero. As long as it's not on my side. If I see a carnival over there and go, ha, you can't get me. You might actually find a way around, but still. It's not an imminent threat. Okay, we're gonna have to find a tree or something to settle down in. 97, 97. Oh, look how much bigger we get as an adult. Oh, can that grow? Look at grow. Oh God, no, this is worse. No, no, I definitely can't hide. Oh no, I can't. No, that's okay. It's okay guys, don't worry. I got this. Objection. Oh, maybe I could, I could scare people. My big trundling feet. I don't know how much stamina I have though. Um, because I've just grown and I know that when you just grow, your stamina's really rubbish. Okay, I see it. I think I see the end of the clip. It's over this way. I might not want to go out in the open just in case though. So, look at my woman. See, that's the thing, I have to keep on talking right because if I just randomly die in two seconds, there's no build up. There's no build up whatsoever. It's like, great, I just recorded an hour and a half of nothing. I want to have a look before I go down, man. I want to have a sniff just in case. This is my only escape and I must not forget where it is. No footprints along here. That's good. How much further down is it? Oh wow, it's... Oh, it's quite far. Oh, look at these rocks. There we go, there we go. There's me in, there's me in. Yes! Drink, drink you fucking... Oh, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. Should I, I'm gonna rest. I'm gonna rest. I do not want to get to the top of that cliff. Find a carnival coming down or something ridiculous. And then die. Oh, it's good. I can kind of see though, even in the dark. I think if there's a silhouette up there, I can turn around and run away as quickly as possible. I don't think I've ever become an adult para before. I can't wait to do my calls. I can't do them now. Might as well just be ringing the dinner bell. Guys, guys, guys, guys. Daylight. Day freaking light. Hit ya! Oh, don't we look gorgeous, guys? Oh, great! I still have yet to really find an area that I think I'm like, oh, I should definitely go there. Oh, it looks so cool. Look at the stripes on my head. This is sweet. Yeah. Oh, I've been an adult para ever. It's the first time we did it. Run. Can I attempt to go towards that huge body of water though? See what's going on over there. This is how you die, James. Yes, I know. That's right. Show off your pretty face to the world, para. I am so beautiful and angelic. I mean, what percentage? 77. Wow. It takes ages to grow as an adult. Well, it's seven podinosukas in this game yet. So that's good. Well, I guess I'm just going to go over this way. Again, don't know what's over here, but let's go. This is what I wanted, wasn't it? I want her to be in a plain area so I can see everything. It's not like I'm being hunted or anything. Just got the what lull away. Oh, a bush. Weird boy. That's the Texas and the trees are breaking. That's so strange. They must have added that in. Game's gotten even better. What's the other side of this cliff? Oh, it's this place. If I don't bump in anybody here, I will be very surprised. Oh, yeah. This is not already carnivores. Fantastic. Well, if I'm going over there, I definitely want stamina. That's for sure. See, I don't know what that is, but it definitely sounds carnivorous. Whatever makes that long sound. Yes. Look, I'm one of those rare power players. That's a Spino and a Raptor working together. Spino and a Raptor both looking over at something else that's over there too. Carnotaurus. Carnotaurus. Don't know if you see me, but it's about time we get going with the go-go. He was running over this way. I don't know whether he saw me or not. So I better get a move on. Oh, he did see me. He did see me. Oh, yeah, he's trying it. Oh, God. Oh, there's another one. Oh, no, this is how it ends. This is how it ends. Wait, how do I do my big thing? Yeah, I'm going to do that. Can you get me? He was nowhere near it. Wait, there's another one. Oh, there's a Spino. Oh, God, no. I don't let the Spino go for it. Oh, this is not good. I think I just kind of want to go up to the Spino and whack him on the face. Oh, God. Oh, God. Let's go with the Spino and whack him in the face. There we go. Oh, well. I mean, who didn't see that coming? After all of that, it was like, there's nothing I could do. As soon as I get somewhere, I was going to die. My God. Lockout. Terrible server. Absolutely. Never again. Worst server in the world. That's just more like stupid. From hours of aisle footage. Better get to editing then.