 Item number SCP-3670 Object Class, Safe Special Containment Procedures SCP-3670 is currently contained in a standard Safe Class Object Locker at Site 43. Due to unacceptable risk of collateral damage, testing has been suspended until further notice. See logs for further details. Description SCP-3670 is a small, owl-shaped throw pillow. Testing indicates that the fur-like material which covers much of its surface is an unusual derivative of corn leaves, as is its stuffing. SCP-3670's anomalous effects occur whenever a human subject sleeps with their head resting on it for more than six hours. When the subject awakens, SCP-3670 will attempt to fulfill a desire the subject had immediately prior to falling asleep. This is accomplished via the anomalous manifestation and transportation of matter. To avoid the possibility of malicious request, researchers, Srin, Doction, and Murthy volunteered as the test subject. She agreed to the implantation of memetic compulsions to further reduce the risk, and a bridge log of testing follows. Test 3 Request Breakfast Result A bowl of creamed corn with gluten-free toast. Notably, the subject has celiac disease, which prevents safe digestion of gluten. Test 9 Request Dessert Result A bowl of cold creamed corn served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Test 11 Request A cup of coffee. Result A cup of hot creamed corn covered with milk. Test 21 Request $20 in U.S. legal tender. Result A bill of unknown worth that had been damaged beyond legibility by submersion in creamed corn. Degradation of ink due to liquid damage made it impossible to verify the bill's legal value. Test 35 Request Something that isn't creamed corn. Result Creamed corn replaced researcher Doction and Murthy's provided food rations. Subject reported it tasted bitter. Test 43 Request A car. Result The fuel tank of the subject's Prius was filled with approximately 39 liters of highly pressurized creamed corn. A replacement which was only discovered when she attempted to start it. Management declined her request for reimbursement. Test 58 Request A dog. Result The cadaver of a golden retriever. Cause of death identified to be asphyxiation due to large amounts of creamed corn lodged in its airways. Test 71 Request The location of POI 1928 An escaped captive. Result After an anonymous tip was left on researcher Doction and Murthy's voicemail, foundation agents found POI 1928 dead in his room at the Astoria Motel 6. Bruising on his neck indicated he was strangled to death by an unknown assailant. Autopsy indicated his stomach had been filled with 23 liters of creamed corn. Notably, creamed corn residue was found leading back to the drain pipe of the bathroom. Test 99 Request that SCP 682 be terminated. Result See post breach report structural integrity of Site 19's interior following creamed corn manifestation incident. Footnote Notably, SCP 1846 was unharmed in the breach. Test 100 Request A bowl of creamed corn. Result A plastic tray containing a bowl of creamed corn, a stainless steel spoon, and a get well soon card addressed to researcher Doction and Murthy. Supervising agent Delwik sustained minor first degree burns to the face during an attempt to secure the subject's cooperation. The subject refused all subsequent requests to consume the creamed corn. Site 42 is able to continue broadcasting and move up to live-action SCP film adaptations due to the support of viewers, subscribers, and especially our patrons. Special shout out to our Site Director-level patron, Andre Beichert.