 Dear God Scooby-Doo, what did they do to you? Apparently they couldn't teach an old dog new woke tricks It's blinking our family's lawyer blind, sir So the dog had to go and the new Scooby-Doo show Jean any calls? No Any messages? No No, dr. Venkman type something will you we're paying for this stuff well, I guess actually it's the Velma spinoff So at least they kept something but still and Okay, I mean this looks like another IP not handled well And I personally think it's because a dog is a man's best friend What has that got to do with it? I'm a scientist and apparently according to just about every mainstream writer these days Men suck. I look out there at all of your wonderful guys, and I say to myself what I wouldn't give We 20 years younger and a woman so once again the dog had to go He walked on he popped on he signed in eviction notice I mean honestly, I bet they wanted to castrate poor Scooby like he was some poor helpless five-year-old in the public school system Raven's egg blood of a hen Little bit more blood Testicles of a new I guess he's a transsexual now And Scooby just wasn't having it The writers are like well Scooby if you won't allow us to castrate you. We'll just change the focus to Velma They've taken the castle. I Thought it felt a bit drafty and Scooby's like well, that's fine. You just do that this never would have happened if your father was alive. He's dead Yes And my mother she died of pneumonia was oh you were away, and we'll see how popular it is My brothers They were all killed by the plague my dog pongo run over by a carriage It's not going well. Is it my goldfish Goldie? eaten by the cat My cat Choked on the goldfish. I Don't know but whose idea was it to write this show the trains Such an unusual name the train. You mean you changed it to the train Yeah used to break shit house. It's a good change We have a story to tell please lend us your ears Gusty, I mean honestly, I don't think the writers are gonna be able to land this one You know, I personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down everyone Come to think of it. I've never landed a plane in my life But disclaimer, I've never actually seen the show. So this is just a random meaningless rant