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"Trek Hop" (Star Trek themed Thrift Shop Parody)

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Published on Jun 1, 2013

radio interview here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEQrr...

LYRICS:

"Hey, Ensign More! Can we go trek hopping?"

Warp, warp, warp, warp...
Risa, Risa, Risa, yeah...

[Hook:]
I'm gonna beam on down
got my tricorder in my pocket
I - I - I'm scanning', looking for romancin'
In the Alpha Quadrant

[Verse 1:]
Nah, walk up on the bridge like, "What up? I got the night watch!"
Go get some rest, Captain, got this ship on auto-lock.
Came from the Brig where I was so damn host'ly
That people like, "Damn! Ensign's a cold ass maquis."
Romulans, hailin' me, I be like, "up on screen,"
Dressed in Starfleet issued, 'cept my climbin' shoes, those ain't clean
Draped in a tribbles mink, trekettes standin' next to me
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like a Vadian fleet.
(*sniiiiiiiifff cough cough*)
But shhh, the tribbles had to be dispensed! (Tag it)

Back to biz, Romulans, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Gonna work out a peace treaty 'cause they ain't know who they be talkin' with
Then me and Kes will rock it man
I am taking her from Neelix.
Take the Ocampa from the Talaxian, stella happy that's a bargain, swish!
I'ma take that Delta style, I'ma take that Delta style,
No for real - ask the Caretaker - can he come and help me out? (Thank you)
Polyester Trek suit and some house slippers
Got myself another phaser that I found diggin'
We ain't got no keyboards, we don't need no stinkin' keyboards
I just say what I be thinkin', and the computer does the deed for me.
Hello, hello, my wing man, Riker
He still ain't got nothing on my holo-game, hell no
I could play Parrises Squares, versus all four, I'd win
Then I'd play some Kaltoh, they like "Aw, he beat a Vulcan."

[Hook x2]

[Verse 2:]
What you know about the Cardassian noggin?
What you knowin' about tradin' tribbles for a fox skin?
I'm packing', I'm packing', I'm packing' up my luggage
Got my horga'hn statue for some interstellar f---age
Thank you, Picard, I'll have my earl gray hot
'Cause right now she's got me trying to keep up
and if you be needin' me, you can find me in her (quarters)
I'm not, I'm not quite sure which section (it's in)

There's Crusher, Deanna, Tasha Yar, B'lanna Tores
I'll take that klingon forehead, half human, I'll rock her (trek hoppin')
That androdgie that Riker was loving' (trek hoppin')
Hell, even Guinan with her eyebrows missin' (trek hoppin')
They be like, "Uh, they're not even from the same century.."
I'm like, "Yo - I bought myself a time ship."
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition
Infinite dimensions - that's some elementary trekshit

I call that prime directive 2.0 (shi')
I call that Ferengi business
That ships stella though
And havin' the the only one in the alpha quadrant is a plasma jolt!
Peep game, tachyon burst locates my cosmic boat...
I'ma get girls from this M-Class moon and then I'll bolt...
Yeah, and then I'll bolt...
(Ensign... hoppin' treks... yeah!)

[Hook]

[Bridge:]

I wear my Starfleet clothes
I look incredible
you'll wish that you could go
when I trek hop down your road
I wear my Starfleet clothes (damn right)
I look incredible (now come on man)
you'll wish that you could go (you could go)
when I trek hop down your road (let's go)

[Hook]

"Is that your horga'hn statue?"

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