 We strike, we strike, lachayum, lachayum, lachayum, we strike. Yeah. Because, the sag. Yeah, hey producers. We're both in sag. Hey, producers. Hey, all you producers. Hey, we'll go back to our stupid reactions of Corbin. We strike! And midnight! It was actually like 1 AM or something. Yeah. It's not a sign of, well, it'll be official by the time you see this. But as we sit here, we're about three hours away from them dropping the bomb that deserves to be dropped. And Bob Iger, shut up. What do you say? That it's what the writers and the actors are asking for is unrealistic. Oh, shut up. Yeah, shut up, Bob. They literally aren't. Yeah, how's a 2% increase in wages unrealistic for the writers, Bob? And if you're going to say it's unrealistic, Bob. Show everybody what's on paper. Bob. Yeah, what are you getting paid, buddy? Yeah, Bob. Are you an artist? But what are you making off of the artist, Bob? Yeah, anyways. Today, we're doing a watch-along. Goranga, Goranga, followed by a trrrrr. Yes. What was that? Goranga, Goranga. No idea. But we are doing a watch-along of our first Malayalam film. Hey! So that'll be fun. And this is called, it's called Jaya, Jaya, Jaya, Jaya Hey. Wow. Jaya, Jaya, Jaya, Jaya Hey. Which means strike, strike, strike, strike, strike, strike. Hey. I think Jaya is the female's name in this. So what I know about this is that, and it's going to sound funny. Is that it's a movie? Yes. OK. It's a comedic, kind of like Great Indian Kitchen. OK. But they get their point across in a more comedic way. OK. So they use comedy as more of a vessel to hit home. Hit home with a strong message. So they say it's a deep subject. Right. That they're making, that put a light little thing on. Profundity through the venue of frivolity. Which is funny to do this a watch on. I asked multiple people. I said, is this good for a watch along? And they said, yes. And I'm saying, OK. So we'll figure out what's going on here. We trust you. I think the lead, the female, is from See You Soon. We've seen her there. OK. And then a couple of people we do know as well. It came out in last year. OK. So it's another film from last year, from Ali Alam that we missed. Wow. We got, recommended this a lot. When you consider the output of Indian cinema, it's not a shock that we can't watch every movie. Who knows how this one ends, if I really like this. But if this one ends like the other two, Mali Alam that came out last year, my list would have changed dramatically for my top films of last year. Because I had one, maybe, Mali Alam film, and I think it was Fafaz. And I'd probably put those other two even above Fafaz film in terms of my favorites of last year. Mali Alam, they are consistently elevative, man. Yeah. Anyways, so if you're watching this on YouTube, you know how this goes. Yeah. It'll be a very cut up reaction, three partish. We call it super circumcised. It'll be very cut up, five to 10 minutes of very cut up footage, so if you'd like to see the full uncut versions, you can head over to Patreon to check out the full uncut, uncircumcised versions of our watch along. I'll put the link in the description below in the pinned comment. Is it a sausage link? Yes. Great. Let's just get into this. That's a cool intro. I like it. Don't touch anything. Never liked that sound. Opening of doors? No, school bells. Super duper. I like that. Yeah, the sound of school bells ringing. Children laughing. PTSD. That's lovely opening shots. She's doing all the work. He's already asleep. This one's going to make me mad. Yeah, all ready. The ladies are up and at it. The guys are on their derriers. They go to a job. What is it? Is that like coal? Or what? It must be like a coal. Must be like a nut of something? Yeah. Cashew, right? I didn't know that. Nice differentiation between the women chopping on the dirty dark floor versus the young girl frolicking too. Who's done them? I'm already interested in the score. Might already. Might tell you. Subtle stuff already, man. Right? Boys can climb trees, girls can't. The immediate imposition of sexual identity based on culture. Girls don't climb trees, boys do. Look at that. That shot was great. The faces were all staggered clearly. Oh, OK. They're adding a little bit to each thing. Interesting. It's important to her. Also, let her eat. Excuse me? If I'm watching a game, she'll just shut up my house. Oh, boy. Yeah. I'm throwing hands. Just walks into your house and turns your TV off. Got me triggered. It's right. No, man. How did she get so many marks and pass out? How can we all be deciding her future for her? How about she goes where she wants? Ask her what she wants. Yeah, it's like what the fuck. Say something, girl. Do it. Wow. Wow. Good for you. Suck it, Dad. I don't say it going well for you, unfortunately. Yeah. Today, we start our journey to be a Malayala. So, all the very best. You. You. Thank you. You play a good John Candy, Indian John Candy. She's like, no handsome. She's like, no handsome. She's like, no handsome. She's like, no handsome. She's like, no handsome. Something tells me if they turn out to be together, he's going to be like the opposite of what he's saying. You're a teacher, so. Maybe don't. Maybe don't. She should just not do that. I'm really enjoying her in this already. Yeah, she's great. How can you say yes, the men make the decisions in your house? The phone was busy. Don't talk to anyone. That's right. I think the music will be good. I think so. I've told you many times. That's why I'm talking to you. Yeah. That's a little friendship. Doesn't practice what he preaches, I suppose. Hippocrates. It's easy to talk. Run, honey, run. Yeah, you haven't married him yet. Just fuck him. Fuck. Oh, God. Wow. Why are you looking for a company? Run, Elizo, run. Yeah, don't entertain this guy. Good grief. Oh, my word. Don't you hit her. You son of a bitch. They haven't married yet, have they? I don't know. But even if they did, you know. No. I'm waiting for the comedy. I'm waiting for the comedy. I'm waiting for the comedy. You've lived like this for so long. Now listen to what we say. Sure she's lived the way she's wanted to. If you like a lucky family, you can agree to her marriage. I'll bring you a wife like your brother. What's that voice? It sounds like it's going through puberty. It's never good when you see a guy twiddling with his mustache. You can always tell he's like that. That's SPB saying I'm pretty sure. Nope. Or you suit us. We should go for a good trip. I'm not sure if there's a lot to take pictures of. I'm not sure. I hope so. God forbid her skin is dark. It's better than having a baby. This is the girl from Russia. She's a girl from Russia. She's a girl from Russia. She's a girl from Russia. She's a girl from Russia. Have you ever watched any episodes of Indian matchmaking? No. It's this. That's it. She's making the tea. Meanwhile, the prisoner is... Yes, because niceness has to do with education level. I want to get married and study. Revolutionary. I'm going to have my son marrying some studying whore. I'm so glad they decided that for her. Do they judge the tea? If she can't make a tea, do they not like her? Could be. A lot of humor is situational. What's the price of chicken in this neighborhood? I mean, he is a chicken farmer. It's a great opening line. It is a great line. Still, what is it? I need to know. This too, Indian matchmaking, it's painful to watch people try to start conversations, particularly the guys. All my stars. Their inability to socialize is painful. For the majority of the guys talking to the girls. You want to talk about anything other than chicken? Oh, yeah. We'll talk about ducks. She's really into poultry. Ask something about her. Such deep conversations, Ed. You guys don't need to talk now. You've got the rest of your lives to talk. I'm really liking the score behind this film. Very much. I like that camera angle on her. And the lens choice there too. She's like, what the fuck is this? This is warped. And again, the lens choice. It's saying this is warped. That's what I like. I'm using it. It's awesome. It's awesome. Why don't you talk to your mom a little differently? Running over it. Oh, nice. This is baby-making music right here. This is definitely going on the workout playlist. Nice ending. Ooh, what's that? That's lives of Beverly Hills. Yeah, everything about this is excellent. Everybody's great. I believe everybody. Ooh, that's an intimidating man. That was not reversed. Oh, I'm digging the score. Me too. I'm digging the score. Uh-oh. Nice. It's not what he gets every day. Who wants to eat the same thing? Poor girl. She definitely didn't have to learn a lot of lines. They're not letting her speak. This is dick. He was raised. Yep. That's what he saw modeled for him. Yep. But that's what a real man does. No. Has nothing to do with the serials. Let's see. I have my doubts about this. Yep. Wow. Don't hit her, mother. You. Someone, please beat the shit out of these guys. I want to see one of these guys get their head busted in. Well, have fun not eating anything. Wow. Your apology means shit, bro. Doesn't matter. Yeah. You. Not hit. Yeah. People never hit a woman ever. Respect her. Not being at. Oh, look at those jackfords. Holy shit. The matter is settled. Men who hit women need to be put in a room with five other men who beat the living shit out of them. This doesn't make up for it. You don't ask. Yeah, no chicken, motherfucker. Get the beef. Yeah, good. Get the beef. Wow. Get whatever you want. Happy evening. Wow. That makes up for it. I don't believe it. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. Exactly. Well done. He does this every time he hits her. Make up for it. Same pattern every time. He slapped you only once. Not in public. Don't make a big deal about it. Somebody slaps one of my daughters once. They don't ever do it again. Once again, though. The score is great. Wonderful. Yeah, everything about this so far is top notch. Such a little bitch. You got a bunch of anger. Seriously, such a little bitch. Little dick energy. Yep, exactly. Please hit him back. Closed fist in the mouth. If you're in an abusive relationship, leave it. No matter what anybody says to you. If your spouse is hitting you, leave. And tell everyone else who doesn't understand that to go fuck themselves. Including your mom and dad. Yeah. I heard one of my... Good grief. One of my kid's spouse's male or female was hitting my kids. Can you imagine? One time. One time. They would get away with that. I already have anger issues. That would be able to control myself. Yeah. Show us how good the movie is. This really is pissing me off. I feel like we've seen her in something other than see you soon as well. I just can't remember what it was. But she's doing a phenomenal job. Great job. Everybody is. Yeah, the whole cast is great. The husband as well, I believe him. Yeah. He's doing a great job. I hate him and I want him dead. But he's doing a great job. You should have been up greeting him, worshiping him. And you know, that would be the end of our part one reaction to Jaya. Jaya. Jaya. Jaya. Hey. Is it parted on the left or the right? The middle. Great. And that would be the, I hope you enjoyed that part one. If you'd like to see the full uncut, uncircumcised versions of our reaction, you can have it on Patreon. Patreon. Obviously we've already watched the entire film by the time you're seeing this on YouTube. So it's already up there. If you'd like to go check that out, put the link in the description below in the pinned comment. And on to part two.