 Please pay close attention to this message. Do not turn off your device. All civilians be aware, a dangerous collection of extra-universal entities have arrived on Earth. These entities resemble giant floating squids, octopuses, and jellyfish. They are roughly as tall as large skyscrapers, and just as wide. The goals of these entities, if they have any, are unknown to global governments and ungovernmental bodies. However their appearance and nature has already caused widespread disturbance. The entities have already caused the following detrimental global effects. The emergence of tentacle-like appendages from large bodies of water. A cognitohazardous effect making the entities, and thereby large portions of the sky, hazardous to observe. The development of anxiety, depression, and religious mania in susceptible individuals. To stay safe from these various hazards you should, stay inside as much as possible. Stay aware of national and international weather reports. They will inform you when the cognitohazardous entities are overhead. Do not approach any large bodies of water. National governments are working closely with ungovernment organizations to contain the situation. Please remain calm, and try to go about your usual business when the entities are not directly overhead. Thank you.