 Ahoy hoy and welcome to SCP memes where I go over dank memes from the dank memes from site 19 subreddit Let's just jump into whatever they've decided to put together for this week SCP articles and how many do you think there are new SCP fans? 10 It does sometimes feel like new SCP fans only think of like maybe not even 10. Let's see SCP 173, SCP 106, SCP 096, uh, Cain, Abel SCP 999, 914, 001, some 001 682 and I'm sure I can come up with 10 commonly understood Let's just say the scarlet king some you know some article or scp To you know that involves the scarlet king yet. Yeah. Yeah, and I don't know man. It's uh It's a good gateway because all of the articles that everybody seems to think the only articles that some people seem to think exist um Are good gateways because they're very simple. They're usually just characters to give you some Give your mind some room to run Unfortunately, uh instead of transitioning from Hey, what would happen if you put if you put SCP 096 inside SCP 914? Uh, which is a fine thought but instead of transitioning from that to Hey, let's come up with new and, uh, fresh ideas or let's read some of the new and fresh ideas that are being posted now they just, uh They go to hey That's a good idea. What if we put SCP 682 into SCP 914? And it's just you know constant like you'll see this in chat sometimes Someone will come in and they'll just be like Hyper focused on one SCP Uh, do you know Do you think such and such could beat such and such? Do you what do you think is this? What do you think is that and it's just constant barrages of questions until you realize the only thing that matters to this person right now Is that one scp? They just read And it boggles my mind that somebody can be so hyper focused I mean I play some video games where I get sort of focused for long periods of times, but Oh boy, not to not to this level All right, what's next Dr. Sumerian are we right about anything? Well, yeah, but actually no actually honest to god This meme is wrong and here's why Actually that's that could be an interesting this meme is wrong and here's why There now you guys can clip that and Oh, man, but no, well, yeah, actually no Keter duty expectations you fighting giant monsters keter duty in reality you eating giant cakes Uh, it is important to realize that keter duty is not necessarily super dangerous It's just dealing with things that could be super dangerous if they got out And that are difficult to keep in containment remember Keter does not have anything to do with something's danger level really it just mattered to be fair These are loosely correlated things how dangerous something is Does affect how likely it is to escape right? But how likely something is to escape Doesn't have anything to do with how it's complicated. There's a one way correlation. Let's put that way Uh, so a lot of them a lot of keters are dangerous, but it doesn't have to be dangerous to be keter. Let's put that way Congrats, it's a girl and the world's on fire I don't want to set the world on fire I just want to melt every living thing Why not? uh Congrats, it's a girl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a Silly stupid thing that's happening right now. Hey, let's start some fires. Why? Uh, we wanted to show everyone that are the gender reveal parties like No one really cares Except for the parents and it's okay for the parents to be excited one way or the other. Although it says a lot about you if you're excited about About your child being either a girl or a boy, but nobody else gives a fuck Definitely don't give enough of a fuck for you to put fireworks out and you know fire conditions Let's maybe not start fires over stuff. No one cares about Description s eb 2207 is a blank brand disposable plastic knife. Tessie. I've said this before I've actually given this as uh as writing advice because people do this all the time and I don't understand why If except for the except for the ways in which it is anomalous. It is non anomalous. That's just a sentence makes I mean it does make grammatical sense, but it it provides No new information to the reader. It is The definition of a filler sentence and you you have to stop doing it. You just gotta Yeah, the floor is made of floor Except the the actual phrasing here should probably be something like Except for the parts that are made out of wall around the edges. This floor is made of floor That's what you're doing Really let me in let me in Scarlet king No no Image on the scp wiki exists scp staff. It's treason then I mean, okay, so here's the thing There's nothing wrong with having an image on the scp wiki people just need to get used to the idea that Things are slightly more complex than I found this image on the internet And I don't know who owns it. So that means nobody owns it, right? Yeah Get past the idea that your own knowledge is the fullest extent of the way things work in the world It's all I'm saying you look at this in their head. They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah I don't know where this came from. So literally no one else in the entire world knows where it's coming from So there's no way I can get into trouble for using it and then they get dinged for using it And they're like, I don't understand how the world works There is no peanut. Give me your neck I mean I won't be honest with you here. The main reason I included this is so I could put it in the thumbnail Oh, and And that is the end. That's a note to end on Sorry I didn't threaten to be the last one Oh, I put these in alphabetical order By file name and since they come off a reddit, they just randomly have a string of letters and numbers as the name And that's what happened to be alphabetically last Sorry Oh, man, I guess Uh, there is no peanut. Give me your nice really I really I'll say that so let me give you some actual content I was just gonna pass by it in the middle somewhere Uh No, I I really do hate the whole church of the peanut thing. I'm not 100% sure where it sources from I'm gonna be completely honest with you um, but Wherever it sources from it is getting it's not gonna say it's getting out of hand, but like I've had entire Premier chats are taken over by people just saying peanut over and over again And I've had to I'll tell you what by the way if you spam in my premier chats I just mute you forever or technically I hide you from the channel. So your shadow There's there's probably at this point A thousand maybe multiple thousands worth of people who have been shadow banned from my channel just from spamming or writing nasty comments And as far as they know everything's fine. They type things and nothing comes of it But for everybody else nobody sees it Uh, and those people who's you know just decided to type peanut over and over again I finally figured out how to put slow mode on so hopefully this can Uh be somewhat more limited. Uh, it used to be a much bigger problem now with slow mode on hopefully the Dozens and dozens of peanut Lines will be Stopped I guess Anyway, that's it. Thank you very much for watching if you enjoyed the video Scroll down and hit the subscribe button. I'm not asking Then head on over to patreon.com forward slash d samaritan and pledge at any level like everybody here on the screen already has including Dr. J redacted vv cinjiriki Who have all pledged $100 and morgan who has pledged at $40 It's nice to know that I'm not alone out here and I will see you all again on thursday