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All right Today we have a request from our very good friend Mark Miller and he wanted us to review 2010's rubber rubber was directed by Quinton Dupio and he's also a DJ Mr. Oizo is his name This movie stars Robert the tire also Roxanne Mosquita is in this and Wings Houser he was in tons of movies, but he was in one movie Recovered mutant. Yeah, click the link above and Stefan Spanilla is in this and he's in one of our favorite movies of all time We reviewed this one years ago ravenous Stu a la major knocks and he plays major The movie starts off. There's all these chairs set up in the desert and this car comes and knocks over all of the chairs and then the car pulls to the side and this guy gets out to share if guy Gets out of the trunk. He proceeds to tell a whole monologue About no reason all of your favorite movies Basically, there's an element of no reason after when he's done his monologue He just gets back into the trunk and then they drive away it pans over and we see Spectators that are they're waiting and they have binoculars and they're waiting for something this tire starts to kind of spin in the dirt it slowly kind of sits up and Sort of rocks back and forth and it's kind of wobbly a little bit But it gets going on its own starts moving It comes across this bottle and it's sort of not sure right runs over the bottle the tire Then comes across a scorpion and it stops again Kind of assesses the situation a little bit and then runs over the scorpion killing it He comes across this bottle he backs over it and you can see you can tell the tires getting all frustrated He's all mad and everything and the tire starts all fluttering and Boom this glass bottle explodes So the tire eventually gets to the highway and this car goes by with this woman It starts to do this fluttering thing again and knocks the power out of the vehicle There's this truck behind him that runs him over and the tire goes into the ditch royally pissed off and follows this fucking guy to the gas station You see the tire It's all waiting Mad so he starts doing that fluttering thing again and his head explodes Infactuated with this woman I guess and follows her to this motel and Decides to get a room too And you see the tire like just chilling out in this armchair watching TV next day the maid comes in to Clean up this room And here's a water running opens up the shower curtain the tires all they're taking a shower She's like who what kind of practical joke is this who left this here? She takes a tire and hugs it out the door their fuckers It's all mad tires pretty pissed off. He just got thrown out of its own room So it comes back and kills the maid makes the maid all explode and then cuts to these spectators again They're watching with these binoculars. They're all getting hungry. They've been like two days in the desert No food watching this tire with these binoculars and so this guy shows up with this turkey cook Just a whole turkey they're all ravenous So they all start eating the turkey and tearing it to bits and I just ate that turkey too quick and But they all got poisoned Dying and vomiting and except for wings houses character this guy in this wheel chair is like told you not to eat the turkey Yeah poison they poisoned the turkey The cops show up at this motel because the maid is dead and they're doing their investigation and The lieutenant is that guy from the beginning they got out of the trunk and had the big Speel about no reason starts telling all the other cops. Well, you know, this isn't really happening. This isn't real None of this is real. They're like, what are you talking about? He's about shoot me. I'll prove it now prove It's not real hesitant of course to shoot their lieutenant But yeah enough coaxing pulls out the gun and shoots them. He's like see I'm fine It's not real and shoots him a bunch of times and throw Okay, then he goes and like chills out by the pool with the owner of the motel Well the tire just kind of rolls on by and like Starts doing its fluttering thing and makes the hotel owners head explode. So now the cops like okay I know who the culprit is here. It's this tire Gets a big team together and they go and hunt down this tire. You haven't got a police force And that's we're gonna end the plot So if you want to see how rubber ends while keep watching the movie and keep watching this review So the first thing we're gonna mention is the idea for this movie the whole encompassing idea this inanimate object that has No real value to it or anything and it comes to life Sounds like such a stupid idea right this tire that comes to life and starts killing people you really believe in this tire because you watch it go from inanimate to Raising up and it's kind of all it's all wobbly wobbly and you kind of watch it find its legs and build its Confidence like it's kind of brilliant the way they shot those first few minutes where it's like You legitimately, but like it's just like watching a character in a movie they turn this Tire into a legit character that you feel for yeah, and I get this in Europe for yeah exactly And I I get the sense to that the tire is sort of like a baby. So it's you know at first It's it's born. Yeah kind of wakes up. It's finding its legs finding his way in the world He gets frustrated. He doesn't know what to do. So he destroys it But then later as the tire has sort of learned his way in the world It's when he doesn't get his way. Yeah, it's almost like he's throwing a tantrum brat Yeah, he's a brat. So so he kills them the movie looks great, too Like the production value is fantastic all the shots to all the desert scenic panoramic shots are awesome Yeah, it's the cinematography is fantastic. Yeah the settings to write like the the gas station setting the the whole the whole Hotel setting is really cool. Yeah. Yeah, they're all yeah, it looks great like it's What with a movie with such a stupid fucking premise? It looks fantastic. Yeah, it looks like it has a big budget. Yeah, it's such a weird movie Like I've never seen a movie with such a silly premise with such good film making right Acting you know put their heart and soul into it. I mean the effects are great Like yeah, it really is like watching a magician and this is where movies with CGI are Boring because you see CGI and you know, well, how do they do it? Well, they did it with CGI. There's no mystery There's no in intrigue with CGI with a movie like this where it's a legit tire and you see it Rolling through the desert and stopping and doing wobbling and doing these things and you're like it's like watching a magician You're like, how did they do that? Yeah, it's obviously remote controlled somehow But how did they make it turn because you don't see I looked I tried looking for like Little wheels or something, but then you could you would see the slits in it as the tires rotating. So How did they do it? Yeah, it's yeah, it is brilliant the way they practically made this tire Move throughout the whole movie and all the other effects of the heads exploding all that stuff It looks practical and it looks great. Yeah, it's believable and I and this is probably the first movie I've seen in a long time even though the movies like fucking 13 years old it got me. It's like how do they do that that movie magic here Like as this as the tire is rolling through the sand and everything you hear the that hollow rubber sound yeah grinding and a lot of like just a lot of the other sound effects that they use it's like your They're trying to get in tune with all of your senses Yeah, this movie and the music is good too, and it's kind of goofy But it works like all this kind of nice music in the beginning while it's rolling through the desert It's kind of like soothing and it is a really cool movie with a cool premise that they really pulled off Really well. Yeah, but there's some problems. We had with this movie too bad because this movie could have been Great and the issue is it's kind of two movies in one Yeah, yeah, and they kind of blow their load early Sort of telling you that this really what this movie is that basically there's no reason for any of this Yeah, don't believe it essentially didn't need that. It didn't need that opening monologue Telling you basically what you can figure out for yourself the whole thing with the spectators like I I know Where they were going they're kind of trying to do something cool and different. I kind of got the idea that they're like Doing the modern version of the Greek tragedy hurt the movie because you get invested in this tire You do you legitimately get invested in this fucking tire But then it when it cuts to the spectator thing, you're like you get taken out of that It's like no, I don't want to be taken out of the tire Storyline. I want more tire. Yeah, give me more tire They didn't use the tire enough or in a real cool way, right? Yeah, the kills are all the same Yeah, like like I wanted to see The tire going into people's heads and shit like that and fucking I was I was hoping for like The tire to get real pissed off and start spinning. Yeah And then go go into somebody cut somebody in half something like that I wanted to see the tires spin into somebody's chest like a fucking Sobbing yeah stuff like that. Yeah, but it was all just heads exploding and after a while that got boring and tiring It's like well it got tiring That's a fucking dad joke for you you get halfway into the movie you know that that's all the tires gonna do Exactly heads exploding. It's not gonna do anything more. Yeah, so you're not expecting anymore, and they don't give you anymore Yeah, right, so it's like yeah, they could have used the tire in so many different ways to do some cool kills And they just didn't go there spent far too much time Yeah explaining and having this other meta type shit don't have a cool premise. It's a killer tire Yeah, run with that. Yeah, that's all you need to do. Yeah, it's really too bad They would have just concentrated on the tire storyline I think this movie would probably be more well known more a bit of a cult classic than it is Spectator scenes are good good on their own. Yeah, but In this movie it's like like we said it's like two movies shoved into one It's this movie about these spectators, and it's a movie about a tire Mm-hmm, and they don't that they connect but they don't connect well enough. I don't really care I just want to see the tire fucking go apesh. Yeah exactly, you know and the acting in this movie is really damn good Like everyone is good in it. You believe everybody Despite it being a stupid fucking premise with this tire. Yeah, you believe that These cops are after a tire and there they really want to get it and they're invested in getting this fucking tire and yeah They're all like in the spectators the performance for all the spectators as much as we didn't like that part of the movie They're all really good. Yeah exactly No wings houses really good and that weird guy that comes and gives him the turkey like yes That big long monologue about his brother and stuff. Yeah, and then he's eating those eclairs Knowing that they're poised yeah And he has his big long death scene which is really good The acting is great, but it's so unnecessary is the problem. You know yeah, so it's really too bad It's some of this really good acting was wasted on these scenes that we could have done without mm-hmm The comedy is good. Yeah, but again It's like the comedy they're focusing too much where it's not supposed to be the comedy should be the tire tire It's not I don't care about these spectator people right I care about the tire Yeah, exactly. I want to see all of the funny stuff you guys can throw at the tire rubber is a very interesting movie I definitely recommend that you watch it. It's definitely not for everybody. You'll either get it or you won't get it But I I have a feeling most people are gonna be with us when it comes to You know you need more tire in a movie called rubber Let us know what you think it's super curious to see what other people think of this movie, you know I'm sure some people think it's brilliant. Some people might think it's complete garbage and bullshit We're kind of in the middle because it is kind of brilliant, but it's also kind of bullshit, too. Yeah Yeah, it's a smart fucking movie. Yeah, but it's brilliant bullshit. There you go Until next time keep drinking