 Someone came up to me in the street and said are you Jimmy Carr? Or would you just look like Jimmy Carr? I said both. You on your phone? You know it's not the TV. I can see you. What are you doing? I was just checking my lottery numbers. You're checking your lottery numbers? What's the national lottery ever done for us? They've given over ten billion pounds to charities. Yeah, but apart from charities... Wembley Stadium. OK. Charities on Wembley Stadium are two things the national lottery has done for us. But apart from that... Funding for youth workers in communities like the East End. Of Glasgow. Olympic and Paralympic medals. Yeah, obviously, medals goes without saying. Angel of the North. You know, that sort of thing. And heritage insights. Yes, what Henry said. Films with performances that show a ring. But apart from that... Typicals for new writers and performers. Kick some balls. It's a project to encourage homeless women. Green spaces. Did you cut those? Archaeological digs. Right. Over a billion pounds for protecting wildlife. Right, right. But apart from charities, Wembley Stadium, community projects, medals, the Angel of the North heritage sites, films, support for homeless people, green spaces, archaeology and wildlife. What's the national lottery ever done for us? Should have mentioned the Aqueduct. Wrong sketch, mate. No, I mean the Lune Aqueduct. National Lottery Funding. It was completed in 1797 after... Yeah, I really should get out more. The National Lottery has given over 40 billion pounds to good causes over 25 years. So I'm told. Happy birthday.