 Hello and welcome to the Procrastinator's Drawcast, the starring the only members of the PCP worth any sort of recognition whatsoever, don't even pay attention to the ones that can draw are here today to show you their lustrous skills, such as drawing and a whole bunch of nothing else. That's all they're good for. I am here, the God King Chancellor of the Drawcast, Munchy Jaychatsky. I am here with my ragtag band of mercenaries and criminals and thieves, such as Ben Saint. Here he is. Hive, boys. What should God do? Okay, there's the hippo man. Dude, I love Hive Swap. Oh no, that's the worst thing you could have said to me, creator of Hive Swap. And then we have a lethal aurora mage. Yellow, always here. She's never not here. All right, today we're going to be drawing something incredibly embarrassing. I blush at the idea, we're going to be drawing monsters, those ghoulish freakish monsters of all. We're going to be looking deep inside of our psyche and pulling out our true enemy from the deep subconscious of our minds and trying to portray our pleasure. Yeah, boy. It's already real. Oh no. I'm ready to scare myself with the one I come up with. Okay, who wants to go first here on this fucking carnival ride, this thrill, this fucking wax museum of ghouls and ghosts and goblins and things that scare me with all my heart. All right, I'm going to start off with a curveball. I would like everybody to draw a like like like a fantasy mimic, like a mimic that is like pretending to be something is a scary monster, and it could be pretending to be anything that you would find in like some sort of fantasy land. I gotcha. I gotcha. Okay. All right. I'm going to start the timer for 10 minutes. I'll give you a heads up at five and then at one minute. I hope you're fucking ready. We're going to put a pedal to the fucking metal. Dragcast 2018, first dragcast of the fucking year. We're going to burst out of this fucking sad, disgusting sack that we are all crowded inside of, and we're going to rise anew in this new year, 2018 new year, new me. Here we go. Start fucking now. Oh no, no, no, no. I didn't think of anything. Yeah. How was that much? Yeah. Okay, shit. I was too gripped. I was too gripped. I'm off to the fucking races. I'm going to draw a Jedi knight. Like looking at the minute, it's like, whoa dude, you better stop with that. All right, I'm already drawing the background. That's not important. Hold on, fucking. I've got to set this fantasy scene. It's very nice. People say to me, that's a good one, when they see what I did. How many times have you shown them what you've done? How many yammy accomplishments do you have under your belt? Well, I'm doing it right now on the Procrastinators channel. It's what I'm doing. Is that what this is going up on? I thought this was going on Gibbon Fortress 2. Most things end up on Gibbon Fortress 2. This is true. I'm setting the stage because I don't know what I, oh, oh, I get it. I know it. I have it. My idea will blow you all away and you'll all just be sad and confused that you've always been. I'm already sad and confused. Oh my fucking god. Do you ever just get that feeling in the pit of your fucking stomach where you know that no one can touch you? And you know that there's just no reason to be scared? Yeah. Every time I listen to, I can't touch this by that guy. I was going to say, MC Hammer wrote a song about that. Mr. Hammer, that's what MC stands for, right? Aladdin was based off of him, you know. Uh, I did know. Tell me something I don't know. No, no. I need to draw the biggest nerd I can fucking think of. That's my character here. That's my arc for this episode. Oh dude, the Star Wars. Remember the Star Wars kiddie? The lightsaber and he swings it around. Oh man. Yeah. I remember when Mr. Plinkett pooped everywhere that one time. That was my favorite Star Wars. Very good. Yeah. God. Um, I have not seen a movie in years, but I listen to white people talk about them every day. Oh, too relatable. Hashtag real shit. Oh Christ. I'm trying to think unironically without any pause or joke or any sort of insincerity whatsoever. The last video game I played was. In my entire fucking life. Minecraft. Probably. If Pokemon Showdown plays, it counts that I'm an avid video gamer, but I'm kind of thinking maybe it doesn't. Did you alpha build a games count? Yes. Then the game I play was my little blacksmith shop. It has nothing to do with ponies. Don't worry. Oh. Oh, you got me. You got my hopes up there. Sorry. It's a little hard to work with being a very early alpha. It feels like a very early alpha, but it's kind of fun. We're coming up on six minutes soon here, so I'm just going to fucking just say whenever I want to. Six minutes. It's the will for me. This image is way less funny and good than I anticipated. No, mine's the best. If I can execute this final bit of it, it will be the greatest. Mine is so fucking shit, no. I know. I know. How the mighty have fallen. You have rude this day, as they say. As they say back in old country. Back in old. Yeah. America. Good old America, London. I'm thinking PCPHQ South Sudan. I don't know about you guys, but I think you need to get some young blood in here. Very young blood. Very fucking young. I don't know why I'm using pink line art. It's hurting me. It's hurting my eyes. I sound dead because I am dead. What? What did you just say? We haven't even heard you. Well, that's because I'm dead. No. I guess that makes sense. I guess your story checks out, but you're still getting audited. You're sending the tax men after you. This drawing doesn't make any sense anatomically. All of that. You're disqualifying. The image I'm trying does not make sense spiritually, creatively, or emotionally at any level. I am trying my best, but with the time limit it's a little hard to do it. We are officially at four minutes now. Five minutes has passed and we are at four zero zero, but as in we are in the four. Wait. You meant six minutes left. No. That was two minutes ago. Yeah, he meant six minutes left before. How does this guy's art work? Not even that much. Oh God. I might even be able to color this. What joy. No one's allowed to color. I don't like the color. Oh no, I nearly did one. I nearly did a funny, I nearly did one of those types of jokes, but I'm not going to tell you what it is. Oh no. Every single drug has it always fucking happens. Oh no. I know what it is. I don't. I want to know. Oh, you don't want to know, mage. You don't want to know what I was going to say. Yes, I do. Tell me. Oh, I was going to say a racist joke, mage. No. Okay, then I know. No. Okay, no, no. I don't want to know. I don't want to know anymore. I've said it. No. The streak will never exist. The streak of not being racist will never exist. No. Stop. You asked for it. I thought it might be like an art related joke. If it was an art related joke, why would he have been hesitant to share? Because he'd said it so many times and he doesn't want to repeat himself. No, mage, I think you really fucked up this time. No. I think the stream is ruined and it's all your fault. No. No, mage. What the hell, mage? My fucking image does not follow any rules or conventions. My image does not have any impact. Mine is like Tim Buckley. I have like a Tim Buckley image for you today. Oh, god. So much of this fucking image is just the background, nice pretty clouds. All right, let's just throw a little boy, a little hapless boy who is going to die someday. In fact, right now. I feel like a political comic right now. How much time we got? We have exactly two minutes and 20 seconds. Shit, I'm done. I guess I'll just put some clothes on this person here. I feel like giving him a sick b-neck. Some sweet lats. Oh no, I'm rushing my line art. What is this boy? I don't even fucking care about my line art. I'm just going to fucking jitter. I'm not even going to go fast. I'm just going to draw things slow so it looks like shit. I don't even care about my line art. All right, this boy started to look like an old timey comic book. A ye old comic book face. Well, not anymore. He's fucked beyond belief. Jealous. I'm gelatin. I like gelatin. Do you eat gelatin on its own? No, I like jello with flavors and stuff. No, I like coarse bones only here on the draw cast. Yes. That is indeed the case. Who doesn't want to know this vital info? Give him some fucking sweet jeans. We're fucking, we're fucking, we're in one minute. One minute remoning. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. How did this happen to me? I made mistakes. I know when an alligator is like... I know everything about alligators. Oh, good. You know when an alligator is like, he knows he's been sneaky and he's got his little eye open just having a look. I know, I know you can't see me, but I can see you. That's what this guy is. Noted. Oh, good fucking meme from the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the procrastinators animated. It's, it's my favorite part. What is this? What is this shit? Oh God, what, what, what's he, what's he saying? What is this guy saying to me? Wait, what are you talking about? I don't see anything. No! Oh, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over. It's over. I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm exporting right fucking now. My, no, I'm just, I'm so fucking embarrassed. Mine's genius. I fucking did it. Mine fucking... No, I'm exporting. Aw, poor Bunchy. I'm gonna, I'm gonna be like, laughed out of the academy. I'm gonna be like, the asskers. I've been waiting for this shit, I, I'm gonna be like, the asskers. Yeah, yeah. I've been waiting for this opportunity to stab Munchy in the back before he could stab me, and this is it. I finally got him right where I want him. Alright, I'm opening up, I'm, I'm giving it to you, I'm giving it to you. Here, here's my... The Mibik is like one of those poster tubes that you get at a con and there's like a nerd holding it, and that's what my image is. What? I'm sorry. I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. It's those poster tubes. Oh, oh. Oh, okay, sure. Uh, yeah. He seems pretty nonplussed about the whole affair. Yeah, I know. So he goes home from the con, and he sticks his hand into his tube to be like, oh man, I can't wait to put a fucking hap... hapunodikondesunai up on my fucking wall like I always wanted, and he chops his hand right up. There's a big old slither slather liquid saliva. Yeah, good. It's a really unique take. Aw, I was thinking about like medieval... I'm sorry. I was, I was thinking about medieval mimics, oh well. Uh, well, I mean, that, you know... Those mimics are chess. I'll, I'll put, I'll push mine into the collective consciousness now. Disgusting. The, the boy and his demise. Oh no. Oh, now I, now I get the sneaky eyes. Yeah. Yeah, so it's really neat. It's like that, it's like that one face... It's like that one face water, and it gets fucking chomped. It's like that one face SpongeBob made that one time. I like the clouds. I love the way the boy looks. Look at his like torso and like arms. I can imagine walking like that. That was, that was like a one continuous line. Like that, that was, that's how I draw. And that's great. I've never seen you draw a face like that. I, I don't like it, frankly. It looks too wholesome. Yeah. I was thinking that you just sort of like cast by the ghost, almost. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty fucked. Who's the next on the, on the shopping block here? Um, I'll go. Yee. Um, get fucking ready. Oh no. Great. That's not even a... What do you mean great? It is. Fuck you. Great. Oh, so, so wait. So when somebody tries to shoot themselves, the mimic springs to life and then doesn't kill them. No. No, they're, he lies around in a dungeon as a gun for adventurers to come in and be like, oh wow, a gun. That's way better than what I'm using with my sword or whatever. And then they pick up the gun and then he makes them shoot themselves. Fuck you. Oh, he's turning the arm. I don't know. It just looks like a suicide attempt that is like shucks. I want to die and is no working. No, it's... I get it then. Forced suicide. I get it then. Don't worry. I'm glad. Okay. Well, my mood is thoroughly sully. Sorry, Ben. I didn't mean to ruin your life. Oh, too late. Mine's a lantern. Okay. Whoa. That's great. That's actually really sick. Do what? It's got gradients and it's from an official Pokemon thing. No. No. No, I created it. It does look a lot like a lantern. It's totally a Pokemon. No. I made him up on the spot. Wait, we already built a Pokemon rocket. Oh, I love Pokemon. I almost picked a Pokemon for my monster, but then I thought of a better idea just at the last minute. Well, why don't you share that good idea with us right fucking goddamn now? Okay. I'd like Assault to draw one of the most iconic pop culture creatures of all time. I'm talking about the alien life form Alph. Everybody knows Alph. Everyone loves and respects Alph. I've never seen an Alph. Well, I know what he looks like. I vaguely remember what he looks like and I shall draw him to the best of my memory, which is zero. Wait, so we're drawing Alph now? Yes. The timer will start in three, two, of now. Skip the second, bitch, it's going. Oh, shit. I'm drawing from my memory. I'm not even going to look it up. Yes. Same. Well, guess what? Fuck sketches. They are bullshit and they don't actually fucking help you and they're just a crutch for weak artists who don't know better. Fuck you. Yeah, like me. Fuck you, Munchie. Whoa, whoa, serious, serious vitriol in the chat right now. Here we go. I don't believe in sketches. I think they're made up. No one has sketched anything. Everyone's going to die tonight and that's because of you. Hey guys. Hey guys. Because of you and Munchie. Hey guys. Someone give me four. Uh, let's, anyone want to go, anyone want to go check, check out the fridge? Shut up. I'm home guys. Dude, I want to check out that fridge. Yeah. Don't give me some nice new lard that I like. They came that new lard they just came out with. I got the pre-release patch notes for the new lard. I got the pre-ordered DLC. Guys, just stop drawing because you're just not going to be able to touch me. You'll just, you'll just disagree. Oh, does it look like a dick? Is that it? No, that's not even close to it. Oh, well now I'm intrigued. Dude, Alph is a fucking monstrosity. Don't remember. You have a nice thing to say about you, Ben. I see. You should fucking live a little before you die a whole lot in about three fucking seconds, you dumb bitch. Uh, yeah, I mean, take it under advisement. I like it. That sort of looks more like Cal. It ludes me. He just doesn't want to do what I want to. I doubt, I doubt in my heart and in my soul that I even actually knew what Alph was at any point in my life. And I just thought that I did. I think so. Maybe I'm in a dream. You're not, you're not prepared for the reality that is Alph. I think I saw the TV show like once or twice on TV. I remember, I definitely saw it on TV. I don't think I ever actually watched it because why would you? Yeah, I would. Was he like a Muppet that was abandoned? He's an alien. Like, yeah, like I said. But he is a Muppet, yeah. Or he's a, he's a, he's not a Muppet. He's just a Puppet. Muppet, Puppet. Because a Muppet is half Marionette, half Puppet. Oh. That, that makes sense. There's, there's technical, technical, technically defined. We're, we're supposed to be drawing monsters, not aliens, Ben. Get it right. Oh, tell it to the judge. I will. I'll sue you. Um, it's okay. I've been, I've been to the big house before. I can handle another dime. This all could have been avoided if you had chosen something else. What a, okay. I may be being rude with this drawing, but I'm not actually sure. Because this might actually be what he looks like. And I just, you know, I'm just so good at drawing out. You don't want to be rude to Alf. He'll fuck you up. With his vicious tears that he'll drop from his teeth. He'll slice you. No doubt about it. My Alf is as fucked up as a living thing could possibly be. Wasn't he supposed to have like, did he have some sort of gimmick? Does anyone know? He's just, he's just an alien and he eats cats. Oh, cats, there we go. That's the gimmick. He would always like joke about wanting to eat the family cat, but I don't think he ever did. Oh, funny. Oh, after how I've missed you. It's good to laugh again. The Vietnamese didn't have you, but he sure will. I don't want to draw this, Ben. And I don't want to draw this. Please, let's switch. He's back, guys. Alf is, guys, the reason I picked Alf is because I was listening to Byron Hussie's podcast, which is all about Alf. Why? Why is it all about Alf? He just, it's him and him and a friend do a podcast discussing every episode of Alf, and it's called Alf is Back in Podform. And, yeah, I was listening to it today. On the national radio, I saw it. I saw them, you know, I saw that convention. They had a big one. There was a lot of Alf cosplays. Maybe it was him. Maybe it was Clones, I don't know. It's just a giant. I have a feeling Alf has little, little, you know, jaundice spots, but like not full blown jaundice, just sort of like little bits here and there. Feeling that. How much time we got left? We have about in a second or two, five minutes. What the fuck? I'm almost done. I'm like done already. Yeah. Oh, shit. That's how crappy Alf is. Did you change the timer to be longer? No. Or did time crawl because we're not having fun? Exactly. Basically. Nobody likes Alf because he sucks dick and is the worst puppet that's ever conceived. I feel like I've seen worse. I'm looking at one right now. Puppet of the system. Puppet of the system. Oh, no. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, the religious part. Yeah, we need that. What? Explain yourself. You know what I mean. I don't know anything. Everybody knows what Alf's religion is. Well, I can't wait to find out. Is Alf God-fearing or God-making? Definitely God-making. Alf is an ubermanche who lives, who is above moral principles prescribed by society or God. What the hell is the fucking muslim thing? I don't know. I think it's a crescent moon with a star. Yeah, how do you not know? I don't know. I thought it was a crescent moon and then I thought that just looks like a moon. That's not it. Then I added the thing. I thought you live in London. Don't they teach you that in school? Oh, no. They tortured us. They tortured us. Good, good. No, it was Sikhism. I learned about Sikhism. They have funny turbans and are nobody knows who they are. That is funny. I'm jealous. They didn't teach me anything cool in school. Oh, they taught me about sex and fucking physics. Dude, you've said that like twice in the last two hours. I'm concerned. What? Sex. You've said that word twice. Oh, no. Fuck. Oh, no. Dude, this guy is like the opposite of Donald Trump. His hands are so big. Oh, they are, are they? Yeah. This guy's hands are not that big. So I guess we may have been one of us is off model. I don't know who. It's definitely not me. I'm the only person on the aisle here. Okay. What do we got? What do we got for time? We got one minute and 30 seconds. Okay. Well, I'm just going to go ahead and color this one. I mean, I already am doing it, but I'm just letting you all know. Thank you for letting us know. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Good. I mean, I wouldn't want it to come from out of nowhere and just, you know, make you all feel bad about yourself. I don't want you guys to go uninformed. That's the worst thing to be. And he has glasses. Because he's knowledgeable. Sometimes I think. Like, I think he legit wears glasses sometimes in the show. Oh my God. He wears sunglasses sometimes. He wears some glasses. Sometimes. I don't mean to add anymore, except maybe testicles, but that would be going too far, I think. Well, when you're drying out, you've got to give it your besticles. I'm going to remove the religious symbols, and it is not correct. It's not Christian. It's over. Oh, no. Now I've removed it. I can't unremove it. Yeah. I was in the middle of writing the sentence, gone. It's time to go. I can go first because I hate this drawing. Okay. Okay. Just quickly copy. Ah, I cut it. All right. Export. I'll do a layer. Come on. All right. I'm ready to fucking crawl. Give me. Okay. I can go. Okay. Well, then sure. Well, then go. Why don't you? I'll do it. Here it is. Just for me. I accidentally busted it. Here is my owl. Oh, no. Ew. Ew. Look at him. Oh, he's intriguing. Looks so gross. What is he thinking about, Mage? No, no, no. Are you looking at hippos now? Oh, okay. Secret. Alpha's like, he's just like a reverse anus. He's Harry Potter. Yeah. I knew he had some little tuft of hair at the top. And I knew that he was sort of yellow. And I had wrinkly nose. And that's all I got. And he's inhaling because he's like, he really wants that sweet earth gas, that sweet earth and nutrients. He came to earth for its precious gas. I had no idea what his, like other than what his face looked like. And I only had like a vague snapshot of what his face looked like. I guess Mage is more accurate probably. I don't know. Mage is definitely more accurate. Mage is pretty, Mage is pretty on point. I don't remember how his fingers look like. So I just guess. Although he kind of looks like a troll. He looks a little like a troll in your brain. Mine, on the other hand. That never hurt, nobody. It's photorealistic to the extreme. Here, here. Before we do that, look at this. Well, we're talking about mine now. Mine's second. Well, alright. Well, here's Alf. There he is. What's he thinking about, Mage? A better monster. Oh, okay. Oh boy. Is that like a five tail? It's like a cubie, but without the fox part. It's just the tails. I don't know. I just quickly scribbled on the last few minutes because I had some time left over. I really like it actually. I really like that little boy. He could be the star of his own comic series. Apart from Alf. He could turn in on the far reaches of the Alf Extending Universe. He could be the star of his own series. He would be introduced to the Alf show and he would be like, he would be so much more popular that we'd have his spin-off show. You know what? I'm suddenly curious how Alf ends. I wonder if other alphas ever came and visited him. I wonder if he left and went back to his home planet at the end. He had an affair with the Cookie Monster and they just had to end the show. You know what I dislike? When people depict aliens, the only ones depict aliens is exactly the same. Humans aren't all exactly the same. It's rude. Wait, do you mean like within an individual species, they should look different for each other? I'm just saying that all of these are canon alphas. They just look different. Yeah, exactly. They could be. On a similar point to that actually, whenever there's a planet, like Star Wars, there's a cop. It's all like one element. Earth isn't all ice. Where's the trees in Hoth, you dumb cunt? I haven't watched Star Wars, so I don't care. You know what's annoying about something like Hoth? It's like, oh, this whole planet is ice. So look at all this ice and snow. But there are places on Earth that look exactly like that. And indeed, it was filmed in an Earth location. So it's not like a really fantastical thing. Like, ooh, it's covered in snow. We have snow, too. And not to mention that like, yeah, like, I don't know. It's just like, oh, instead of an ice country, it's like an ice planet. It fucking busted Star Wars. It fucking busted. It makes like the size of the planet so insignificant. Like, oh, it could just be like, you know, 100 mile radius. It is not actually the size of the planet. Also, if all waters frozen, how does life exist? Like, where was it born? If we're going by that logic. Maybe it eats in the ice. Maybe it burrows through the ice and it's like bio. It's like photosynthesis, the size of sunlight that refracts through the ice. And it chews up the ice and then melts it in its grow. Yeah, that would be cool. But what about those ice wolves? No, wait, that was the salt planet made out of salt, I guess. Are you talking about the new one? I guess, I don't know. Let's talk about my drone. Let's talk about the next one. I don't like it a lot. I really like the style. It's cool. I like the schnozzle. Is he Jimmy Neutron's dad? Possibly. Do you want him to be? Yeah, I do. Okay, well then he is. Oh, Jimbo, gotcha. The belly splotches make him look like he's made of like a weird slime of translucent liquid and it's like weird blobs. If I mean it looks like he's just dirty. He's awful. He's awful. Is he smoking? Oh, he's fucking, he's seared, he's charred. He is far past the point of smoke. He's a wildfire incarnate. Look at his radical drink there that he's got. It's like a can of hot coffee. It's a can of hot feminism, dude. Look at the label. Oh, I see. Oh, I see it now. It's a can of hot feminism, man. I thought it was like a hand holding the can or the packet of whatever it was that it was on. Like he's holding a rectangle and that's closed. He can't wait to drink that feminism. He's drooling in anticipation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If there's one thing Elf was, he was too red-pilled. We gotta fix that in the sequel. I just realized he says, hey, hey, Jimbo, want. Oh, no, that's because you couldn't finish the sentence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just thought it was like, oh, that's a strange artistic interaction you were talking about. That's catchphrase. Hey, hey, Jimbo, want? Works for me. It's talking to a guy called Jimbo and he says want. Like, what do you want? Want. Hey, hey, want. Maybe. Yeah, maybe he's named Jimbo and he's just speaking in third person like a fucking anime lobby. Yeah. Hey, hey, Jimbo, want. That's my name. You guys want to see my Elf? Yeah. Yeah, let's see your fucking Elf. Fucking rules, dude. Yeah! Oh, my God. He looks just like my uncle. Look at that hair. Look at that slick hairdo he's got. He's like Jonathan Taylor Thomas. I like that. He's like Skrillex. He's ahead of his time. When, approximately, when in Elf the series does the bass drop? Right at the very fucking beginning. In that first episode, when, according to Byron Hussie, they pick up Elf from a fucking crash spaceship and bring him into their home and then an audience laugh track plays just from the sight of Elf wrapped in a swaddling blanket. Even though nothing's happened. That's when the bass drops. The bass drops and never stops. Yeah. Elf is just one long fucking rip through time and space. Elf is just one long rip. He's just one long rip off a fat bong. Yeah. That lasted all through the 1980s. Get this fucking dumbass out of my sight. Okay, we're done with Elf. He's dead. May, do you want to go next? Sure. I want you guys to draw a butterfly but a monster butterfly. I know. I know. I know what you're talking about. All right. Count of three. We're going. It's going. I know. I know what I'm going to do. We're fucking going. We're in the thick of it. I know what I must do. All right. Never mind. I go back and when I said sketches are too important to not have. Sketches are for cowards. You just sketch and then you turn that into your final line art. No matter what. Yeah. So why must we fight? Agreed. Affirmative. Oh my God. I'm so good at coming up with cool edgy shit. I like cool edgy shit. I'll be the judge of fat. Like all you need to do is just do big red, big red and then it works. All you need to do is take a cup of flour. Add it to the mix. Mix. Then you take something like that. Sweet, sweet, not sour. Just a pinch. Just a pinch. There you go. Everything there is just a bitch and a teaspoon of Godzilla. A little more and you count to six. And you die. Six, six, six. The number of the bitch. Hey. Yes? That's my favorite number. Why am I not surprised? No one's gonna like mine. Glad you've calmed in. Yeah. It's okay. I've made peace with it. I've made peace with it. Oh sure. Oh sure. Laugh at hippos. Stupid bullshit. Don't laugh at my fucking genius. Genius mimic design. He thought we have a party. I'm peace with it. Okay, you just stopped it. Butterflies just have the funniest fucking wings. I love butterflies. You know who also had the best rings? Rarity in episode 16, Sonic Ringo. When she answered the phone as like nice rings and you know, that was the joke I was going for. Well, I think it's time we end the draw. No, no, I'm not quite finished. Spike had me that thing. Spike, fetch me your modus please. Gotcha, gotcha. I'm excited to bring you all this masterpiece. How many minutes do we have left? Six minutes, 30 seconds. Okay, I can work with that. Hopefully I can work with you. As Evans by the fact that we're working together right now. That will do Spike, you're dismissed. This is, this is, this is going to be take too long to actually line art and then colors. So I'm going to take that stupid advice. I think Ben said and just make it into. Woo, yeah. Covering you ground. Now that the dust has settled, let's observe the ground because we can see it now because the dust is gone. I mean, everyone always says, everyone always says, oh, my sketches look so good, but then I do the final line art and it's not as good. Well, cut out the middleman. Cut him right out. Slice him up. Slice that bitch right up. Get your knife. What's that thing that people say? Artist, something sword, something, something? The pen is nicer than the boy. Well, you're still happy about. Oh, why, you fucking see. Right off your fucking tax report. Oh, it's such a cute and deadly boy. I love that combination. That's what they said. That's what you said. That's what I said at your funeral tomorrow. Oh, shit. How is he deadly if he's dead? You know, that's just how I'm describing him currently. My Asian friend died very deadly. Oh, my God. What, you got something against Asians, kid? Yes. Oh, no. I fucking hate them so much. No! That's hippo insanely racist crit for you. Oh, no, don't let that be my one and only meme that sticks. Insanely racist crit. Stop being insane racist. Yeah, dude. I've already got a reputation. This is not good for my CVS, my curriculum vitae. Do they have CVS's over where you come from? What, CVS? No, CVS. What is that? It's the story you go to. Oh, no. They don't have CVS's in England? I have never heard of that. Maybe he exists. I don't know. I'm gay. Weird. This guy looks like a cockroach with butterfly wings, but that's why he's a villain. He said it has to be his other. Well, he's an evil guy, isn't he? Well, he doesn't have to be. He just looks evil. Oh, there we go. We're here with the mage agenda. Far more insidious than the gay agenda could ever even pose. How much time will have left? We have... Oh, we have two minutes. We have to save five minutes. Well, there you go. Oh, my God. No. This ten minutes is fucking luxurious. I like ten minutes. We should do more ten minutes. Do you guys want to go extra rounds? I guess. How are y'all feeling? Because we've only got one round after this. I feel like we're doing our justice. I feel like we've done our time. But I'm fine with going another round. I go all day. No amount of drawing can ever cease me. I like drawing monsters, so I'm fine with it. Yeah, sure. But like actual monsters, Ben? Alf is a fucking monster, God damn it. He's an A. Alf is an American classic. Alfasenturi. Very important that we get right. I can't fuck up my butterfly. No, you can't wobble the name. Mine is going to be real sloppy. Mine too, though, because I didn't have time to line art this. You guys are going to freak when you hear what my secret technique was. I'm fucking black and white. I need to fix that. How much time do we have left? Oh, 30 seconds. Okay. Oh, never mind. 30 seconds, okay. All right, well, I guess. No problem. Tuesday again? One problem. I hate Tuesdays. It's me, the Gerfeld. I kind of looks cool without the line art. I almost want to take it out. I swear. Do I give him that funny prop that kind of ruins the whole fucking image, but it looks cute. God, my father! All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. All right, all right, all right, all right. Here we are. I'm just merging layers. Mine sucks. Uncle Munchy. Okay, okay, okay. I'm going to post mine right now. Fucking export in right now. I think... Let me look at what I did. Aside from the first one. One, two, wait. All right, I'm ready. Observe. Oh, it's so cute. We had the same idea with the spike, but... Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a fucking bee dog. That's a bee boy. That's a butterfly. There's the butterfly wings. Yeah, that's what makes the butterfly. It's the wings. There's furlies on top. I love it so much. Beautiful. Oh, yeah, they have swirlies. Not straighties, damn it. Dumb-bye. I forgot them completely. I knew I forgot something. Well, he's red, he's orange, he's black. What ain't he? That is blue. Okay, I'll just casually throw them in. I'll put mine. That thing just looks cumbersome. I don't know how wieldy that weapon would be. Whoa. Oh my goodness. Oh, look at that. He's got a gun, so you better watch out. He better watch out because that gun's my fucking mimic, dude. Oh, no. Full triangle. How the churns have tabled. Oh, he's gonna try to commit suicide or what? Oh, wait, that's not what he meant. That's pretty cool though. My secret technique was drawing one wing and then fucking flipping it. Oh my god. Yeah, literally. That's old butterflies unknown for it. Just having two of the same. What are you saying your art hack you've just come up with? If we all do that, it will save so much time. Indeed. Incredible. I like how the eyes look and that's how it looks. Here's me, everyone. Prepare to be bemused. Oh my god. Is that elf? It's Bart. It's Bart Simpson. It's Bart Simpson from The Simpsons. Like in that one episode. Where someone turns into a fucking fly. No, no, it's not the Halloween one. It's the one where someone, he says that if he ever got reincarnated he'd like to come back as a butterfly because no one suspects the butterfly and then in his fantasy he turns down the school and ends it on Skinner. I suspect the butterfly. Yeah, well now you know. I suspect the butterfly. That's why we're drawing butterfly monsters. That's fair. I guess you're wise beyond your years. Even though your years are are junior, you still have a couple of crackpot ideas up in there. Let's see. Also here's a line list version because I liked it so much. Whoa. Some art deco shit. Or no it's not. Oh, I love it. Yeah, that's actually really sick and good. Congratulations. Yeah, good job. Good job, Maid. You did it. Nice one. Nice going. I love drawing monsters. Okay, okay. Now I have to fucking think. What sort of hideous abomination can I do? What kind of like vile and disgusting creature? Let's draw a munchie. This fucking draw cast. What kind of monster can I do that will just like scare the heart and soul of every child watching this? I have it. Draw your dads. Draw your dads here. Oh god, no. That's what's happening. Timer, one, two, three. We're going. Timer now. Timer's now drawing your dads. You draw your real life dads right now. Your real dads. The most hideous monster of all. I'm scared. I'm scared. Well, not anymore you don't. Thanks, Ben. Destroy. This is terrible and I hate it. No. You've done a terrible thing. No, it's not the case. Oh, I'm doing art lines. I'm doing like lines that artists do. Boy, which I mean like good. Oh, now it doesn't look good. As soon as I say that. Every time. Every time. Jinx it. I jinxed it. Oh, it's okay. My dad could beat up me. No. Oh, yeah. Well, my dad could beat up me 10 times more. My dad beats me all the time. At monopoly. Oh, if only if only my dad were still with us. What I do for just one more beating. I hope my dad sees this. Wherever he is. How can he beat you and you don't know where he is? He's got psychic powers, man. Yeah. Have you ever heard of Skype? Jesus. I'm exaggerating my dad's beard because drawing beard is easy. I don't know how to draw his hair. Oh, I have a good idea. Oh my god. Oh, this is making me feel things I didn't want to feel. Just want to say I love my dad. He's the coolest man I've ever met. What piece of memory has the worst dad do you think? I don't really know that much about the dads. We should have a dad past. Yeah. Get them all on here saying who to be here. My dad doesn't really speak English all the time. Well, make him learn. Make him learn. He's been learning for a while now. Ugh. No, that's the opposite. That's the opposite of what you should be feeling right now. Ugh. Ugh. Oh, my dad looks so gross. I'm like done. I want to call an end. No, no. This is going to be double time. I put the time around 20 minutes. Uh, alright. He looks nothing like my dad. You're drawing him. I can't draw people. I thought you draw anime all the time. Doesn't that look like an anime? No. My dad does not. You should flatter him with the anime eyes. He'll appreciate it. I am drawing anime eyes because I'm really bad at everything else. And that's why it doesn't look like him. I'm just, you know, just channeling Lisa right now the game. It's got the best dad of all time. The worst human of all time. That's what you need. You need terrible fathers. Fathers need to be good dads but terrible people. Otherwise it just doesn't make sense. Uh, yeah. There's a Mr. Show skit about your child. It's all about the new parenting thing to abuse your children just a little bit so they become tortured geniuses. Uh, and there's like it cuts to a David Cross as Albert Einstein, furiously scribbling in chalk on a chalkboard. He slowly and creepily turns toward the camera and goes my faza touched my butthole. It's great. It cuts to Adolf Hitler in front of a crowd doing the Nazi, and it's like 1920, what, 1910, whatever. Adolf Hitler reveals in front of a shocked crowd that no one had ever touched his butthole. And, um, you know, it's gotta abuse your kids is the point. I agree. Boy, I wish I hadn't told that story. My dad was the most potent, commoner blood of all time. Impressive. Pure. Pure garbage. Those unadulterated trash you'll ever fucking seen in your life. Um, I'm done. You better not be. I don't want to do this anymore. I was three minutes in. By the way. I'm three minutes away from death. Oh, okay. Well, I'll just color, I guess. I'm coloring. This is fucking big, man. When they tell you to not color outside the lines in kindergarten that was a lie to make you worse. Because they were jealous. Yeah. Yeah. That's a powerful manly dad stance. I need him to like be stepping on like prized positions and things. You know, like dads are wanting to do. Like, PlayStation 2. PlayStation 2. Oh, he smashed it. Not actually, but like metaphorically. He's just sort of standing on a rectangle. Um, yes. And then I should draw myself. Cowering fear. Wait, no. When I was young, I didn't have big, big, poofy hair. When I was young, I didn't have fear. When I was young, and life was so wonderful. A miracle. Oh, what's that song? I don't know what it's called, but it's by Super Tramp. Super what? Super Tramp. I like that guy. There are times when all the world's asleep and questions run so deep for such a simple man. It's good. Um. Oh, dads. Yeah. Boy. I like the expression I gave him. It really conveys everything with minimal amount of stuff. My drawing is unironically fucking dope. Um, how much time do we have? I'm trying to put in the background, but I think I might not have time. One minute left, basically. Okay. Oh, this is iconic. This is nice. This is too. It's getting a bit of an inside of the ear. I don't want to add too much because it's like, it's great. It's great and I don't need perfecting. Mine is so good. I'm going to make the letter even better though. You have 20 seconds left. Okay. Yeah, I think that's going to do it for me. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. Damn it. Forget it. All right. I'm so excited. I have to be the first one. Feast your fucking eyes on the official reveal of my father. What is this going to be? What? Oh, that's him to a T. Yes. He's everything I imagined and more. What a puffy What a puffy abdomen. He's got there. His hands are atomically accurate. His hand was fucked up. Really? Does it look like a Jesus cross? Yeah, it does. Gross. Why didn't you inherit that? I wish I did. Like these wearing purple mascara. Yeah. Eyeliner. I don't know makeup. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. What's to see about that? It kind of looks like people's conditions. He kind of reminds me you probably haven't seen a lot of fanart of King Dice from Cuphead and they kind of interred him like with a similar face. Yeah, a little bit. I can see that. The Dice on your birth, that's for sure. Yeah, and he fucking snake-ized that. Yeah, Monty was born with two ones. Yeah. Awful. Look at my dad. Just look at him more. Don't comment. Just look more. Now I know why you want to steal so many others. Yeah, because I had such a good one. I had to get them all. All right. Enough. No more. Should I go next? Here's my fucking dad. Oh, shit. It's a professor. Oh my god. Is that KFC? It is. Correct. He's exuding a menacing aura. Yeah, at first you think he's pretty happy but then you see his eyebrows. They're slightly tilted down. Tilted down. He's got menacing aura. He looks like he might... I accidentally made him look a little dope though. I accidentally made him look a little dope though. We have to send all these photos to our dad. No, no. On Facebook. My dad can't know that I thought about him. My dad won't understand. So, nope. All right. Someone else. I'll go here. Oh shit, I didn't find it. Nice job. I got it. Here it is. Dude! Oh, you're so tiny. It's not actually true to life. But, you know, at times he has felt like this to me. Oh, you're so tiny. Nobody is abusive, but he's just a big guy and he gets angry sometimes. That's one powerful dad. Am I your dad, Hippo? Maybe. We'll see. We'll see how this time loop is. I love him. He's so big. I'm coming for you next, Hippo. Hippo, who are you next? Oh, shit. Oh, McPhee is too broke. He bans me for me. He hates video games. He hates video games. If he knew how to use YouTube, he would disown me immediately when he sees what I do. Oh, no. I'm getting in touch with him. I'm letting him know. Your dad know. Okay, my turn. We'll see your dad now. We'll see your dad now. There we go. That's not... I didn't do it. Explain your dad, May. Horns. I mean, I didn't want to... Well, the scar on his forehead is true to life. He has that scar and he does wear glasses and that's basically... Everything else is fabricated. Pretty much. Oh, he's holding a beer. He's holding a can of beer. I thought he was holding an iPhone that just said Beck on it. Like he was a big fan of Beck. I thought he was holding a phone that said PCP on it before I opened it. Your dad was an avid watcher. No. Where's our shirts? What if all our dads have PCP shirts? That would be the worst thing I could imagine. He wouldn't do that because you're all gay. I don't understand what my kid does to make money on the internet but he seems to like it a lot. So I support it. Get out of here, dad. Yeah, I wish you could support gay marriage, dad. Yeah! Where it really counts. Get the fuck out of here. Incredible. Look at all these... I think it's Hippo. I think it's obvious that yours is Hippo. Yeah. Is it demonstrated here? The real question is whose dad is weaker? Dad or Ben or Mages? Whose dad is weaker out of the two? That's tough. I feel like Ben's dad has got that sort of like Machiavellian scheming ability behind those dead eyes. Are you fucking kidding? He's like this enemy. He's like a Segoi fucking Bashidin He has everything and I just will. His eyes and his horns give it away. He won't be able to lull people into a false sense of security. Maybe he can hide them. You don't know. With a big hat. With really big ear muffs. Alright. This is just my headphones guys. Yeah. Well I guess we've drawn the greatest monsters of all. They're just my beats by Dre. Yeah. I think we've really gone to the heart of what monsters are all about. The things that scare you and belittle you and make you cower and fear the most in your entire lives. The things that you revere and you also detest in your life. Things that lurk in the deep dark and you look up on your lights at night in a hop and puff after having a nightmare about said creature. Then you will fucking see a puddle of blood and piss in your bedsheets after thinking about these incredible monsters. Sounds like permanence. Yes. Looking back over what we've done here I'm pretty spooked. I'm shivering in my little beads. I'm past me the candy because it's Halloween. Right. If I do say so myself. Alright. I'm glad you joined us here for the pro craftsmen draw a cast featuring us, the boys. Yeah, art boys. Kill them. Kill the others. Kill the others. The other ones don't matter. What do they do? They review anime? Whatever. Yeah, we fucking make actual art here. Literally. They review artists out of the PCP. The rest are fucking fakers and they don't matter. Yeah. And they are artists. So I hope you enjoyed the only real content on the PCP channel. The draw cast. And speaking of those fucking hacks pledged to our Patreon. Yeah. It really helps us out. Did you make the drivel? You fucking morons will laugh up. It really helps us out more. Thank you for joining us and as they say, as my dad is saying currently well, see you later. See you later, everypony. See you later. Bye. Always half turned away. That's the last thing you ever saw. I'm going for a pack of cigarettes. Goodbye.