 What did you eat? The brown stuff? What did you eat? Next to the idiots, I'm Corbin and with me as always is this idiot named Rick My taste buds are all a flutter Please follow us on Instagram Twitter! For more Optin! It's so juicy Oh, you know it juicy lady It's his daughter A little weird Gotta admit, he did that on me I didn't even know what was happening Today's going to be a really fun video We've done a snack and a dessert Indian snacks and desserts video But we're done playing around Please check those out But today, we're getting serious We are trying the main courses Very exciting I would like to say something first One, we would love to visit India and actually try the cuisine there That's where you actually get authentic food Unfortunately, that's a little expensive So, know that Second, if and when I end up not liking something I am not disrespecting your food or culture I think you know us well enough If you've been around for a week We love you and respect you and honor you and don't want to do anything offensive If you don't get that People have different tastes That's called being a human Here we go Not quite sure We don't know what these are They just gave them to us It looks like a chip It's kind of a chippy pita thing There's a seed in there I have no idea what that is It has a little spice to it I don't know what it is It's good I like it It's so mysterious I've never actually had anything like it Yeah Garlic naan Smells so good I'm sorry Garlic smellgasm It's one of the few Indian things I've had before I've never had garlic naan I've had regular naan and it's amazing Look at how romantic that is Mmm Oh yeah I want to rub this all over my body I do That's amazing Can you smell that? Smell it Come on because Holy cow We'll just be here for the next 10 minutes eating this Yum Naan is amazing Chicken samosas So we've had samosas in our other video I think it was a veggie one And Samosas were probably our favorite thing in the snack video They were tasting Cheers Also they hate it when we smell stuff See Eating is a full factor experience Stop smelling stuff I'm like why? Is your curry in there? It's yellow on the inside It's the curry And the chicken is super super super Granulated It's glorious What does it taste like? It tastes like chicken Don't make mouth sounds I think it's like Chicken and rice casserole It has that consistency to it It's a very white thing to eat That is a very white thing to say The curry is obviously there and the chicken is there But there's a whole lot more going on in there It's kind of like that bread we don't know what it's called A minute ago there's just a lot going on that's a mystery That's amazing I don't know Mango lassi So juicy This looks like a protein drink that they drink on Mars Star Trek fans Love, love and prosper Wow Geez Is this what we had in the last video? No This might be like home egg It's true it's just maybe the right version Man This is Smells like mango It's incredibly thick Not a shake Not a shake A juice A mango puree Smell it They love it when you smell it Various sauces These are a couple of sauces I don't exactly know what they are Forgive us If we're doing this and you're like You're supposed to be eating it with your hands I will not eat food with my hands I can't wait until we go to India and you have to That's going to be great Okay and we're going to try this little Whatever this pickled thing is here too I'm going to grab my garlicky hootsit here There we go And It was at this moment that he knew He f**ked up What did you eat? The brown stuff? What did you eat? Oh you got the pickled stuff Did you do the carrots? Was it the carrots in here? Oh Corbin Okay I know his heat level Like you need to know this Oh god When Corbin and Stephanie come over And we do like chips and salsa The rest of us have normal salsa with some spice I get the mild salsa For Corbin and I put wimpy salsa Because This is not that hot This on a heat level of 1 to 10 5 I think I'm dying Do you want to taste? I think this is like the jalapeño Oh I'm not sure it's anything Jalapeño, oh that's got some heat That would have killed you I know, I think I have heartburn Sweet Are you supposed to eat non with it? I don't know It's kind of like barbecue sauce It's like a sweet barbecue kind of a thing there That's tasty You're fine It's not heat, it's definitely more of a Almost like a bear day sauce Right? It's like a Citrus-y lime lemony Dancing around in the green bushes Interesting I wonder This tastes It made me think of that Southern India tourism video I don't know why it made me think that I could be way off base I don't know Tandoori chicken Oh you're going to love that Look at that, look at the lusciousness This is probably what Satan's penis looks like Why would you even go there Corbin? You try that first I'm not going to try that You need to know something, Corbin's never had Indian food Like ever So Tandoori chicken I've had this, I don't know how many times I've had Tandoori chicken It is glorious And I'm sure this is going to be glorious I know what it's going to taste like You're fine, you need to tell me if it's spicy You'll like it, it's not It's red as crap Just because it's red Indian food Just because it has color doesn't mean it has heat It has flavor, you're going to love that, eat it Oh it's nice and moist Good job Come on now, that's good That's good Tandoori chicken Can get really dry Yeah that's good Yeah that's tasty And now you do some of the onion On the outside you should curry I don't know what they do to make it glorious And look at the little burnt edges on the tips of it Like that I love you I love you Or there's burnt tips On the edge of it That's good So I I don't know if this is like Indian fried rice Right? But I do love fried rice So let's see, what is this again It's a chicken rice thing Barsami or something like that Origami, chicken under hand done What does that smell? Your mouth It smells like a gingerbread man Yeah it smells like a gingerbread man I don't know what kind of gingerbread man you've been smelling Or why you're smelling gingerbread man Wow that's quite tasty How much is going on in that flavor right there now? At least three It's Indian food I love all kinds of cuisine It tastes like a gingerbread man I love all kinds of cuisine Indian food man is the most Complex Who's that? Indian food man? Is that a superhero? It is, Indian food man I want to be him Indian food man Not spicy That's tasty Tastes like mango I was just making me so happy Did you know in China If you belch repeatedly It's a compliment to the chef That's disgusting I know, but that's truth I don't know anywhere else in the world that they do that Because it's rude in America Chicken tikka masala Ting Holy cow I actually have feelings of love That does inspire feelings of love See, I think the issue with Indian food Is you make it look really scary Only to you Everything has this orange and red That's because it's the passion man Haven't you seen all the colors flying everywhere? It's just It's like, oh, that looks like You just got a Satan's Hershey squirts That's how you eat that You're fired Butter chicken masala This is butter chicken Butter chicken The chicken has been bested in butter I have liked everything so far Except the carrots Yeah, I didn't like the carrots No, it's because it was It was the sauce around it And this one is chicken But that chicken Wow, that just coats your mouth Oh man You guys know how to cook, don't you? Yeah, you can definitely taste the butter in it I want to bathe in that Yeah, this is even better than the other one The chicken I have something about naan Oh, you're smart man I don't know if you're supposed to do this I don't care, guys I know you're supposed to eat it a certain way This was inspired, but Sloucha Oh wow I'm just very happy to be alive right now Yeah, this was a great idea for a video, Corbin Oh my goodness Thank you for suggesting it, Corbin Delicious That is so good Satan's asshole All right, well we know now That we're not supposed to chew it Yeah, so we're doing a In our last video, we did Harjimola And No one told us On purpose, obviously Apparently you're supposed to leave it on your tongue And also, apparently the purple one's better I don't believe you And I still think this is going to taste like Satan's bumhole But We're doing it for you It's still Terrible And letting it slowly dissolve That doesn't taste any different Than the orange one Why would you let this slowly dissolve in your mouth When you were saying it, like you should suck on it I was like, one, how would that make any difference No, this is a joke This is a conspiracy We fell for it twice This whole time, they're telling us We sucked on it too Besides the Harjimola Was a delicious episode It was except for the Freaking dog poop from your backyard Let us know what we missed If there's more, I mean, obviously there's a bunch We missed Oh yeah, we will be doing An exclusive episode for Panny Purr Dedicated just to that I know we messed it up that one time So look out for that, we might do a part two of Indian cuisine Because we're going to eat more food We're done with this No more of those I don't care what you say You should just let it slowly dissolve And it's good for digestion No, never again