 Celebrity alcohols. Which one is the best? Today, we find out. It's Andrew, my sweet baby boy. You guys know him, you guys know him. Love him. I did a video a while back with my pal Zoe where we ranked celebrity alcohols. So now we're here for part two. Yeah. Andrew here works in the industry. He knows a thing or two about a thing or two when it comes to alcohol. I'll be judging these as a normal, common clothed civilian. But you, in the army of alcohol. This is indigo. This is Snoop Dogg. It's a strawberry flavored gin. Disgusting. With its laid back California style it's like no other flavored gin in the world. I don't know if that will be true. I mean, like it smells really good, but like it doesn't smell good. It doesn't smell like gin. It smells so fucking foul. I don't think it smells foul. It doesn't smell like liquor. This just smells like really processed bullshit. Nothing about this is like this gin or alcohol. No, it smells like fucking Gatorade that has a little bit of alcohol in it. Let's try it. I do not enjoy it. There's, whoop, there's so hot. It's like I don't know how I'm really fucking mad. There's so much more of a burn on that than I was anticipating. I thought you liked it at all. Tell me what the fuck you drink this with. I don't know. Actually, it's like I don't know what I would do with this. Okay, you did this last night. You told me about notes and after birth. The aftertaste? The afterbirth of things. What is the afterbirth? Here's the problem. I'm not tasting much to be honest because there's so much burn coming off of it. All the flavors are immediately fucking mulled and that's really gross and I want none of that. This is fucking after your dog shit trash. I would say it's D because I could drink it. I wouldn't want it. That is something that I do not think I should be putting in my body. Wow. The first stands for Snoop, you got a double G. What would you say to him if you were sitting here right now? I would say to him, careful. Isn't this disappointing? Try again. Sorry, Snoop. Sorry, Snoop. You made some good songs in the 90s. Not too many since then. Bourbon, bourbon. Oh, this is gonna suck. You're a big bourbon boy. I wouldn't say that at all. This is Brother's Bond. Who is it? He is Summer Halberd. Who? Paul Wesley. The guy's from Supernatural? Oh, I don't like the smell of that at all. Why? There's no smell about it or you don't like it. It smells like a bourbon. So it's got that sort of caramel-y sweetness. It smells like a bourbon but there's something off about it. There is something off about it. There's something weird. There's a thinness. Whether if we'll place it with our towels with the mouth feel. Let's try it. To the queen. Way smoother than I thought it would be. It's profoundly smooth. There's like no fucking burn on that. There's also like no fucking flavor on that. It's hard to make a bourbon that tastes that bland. Yeah, so this is my fucking problem with all of the celebrities. None of them fucking taste like anything. They're all going super safe with it and it's just kind of like, all right, well, that's good. You made a thing that'll get somebody drunk but it's not like good. Yep, I'd say that that's a solid C. It's just inoffensive, even fighting. Uninspired, bad, not good, bad. B. B? No. D. As in, as in derelict. Okay, we're doing slip knot. Number nine, reserve Iowa whiskey. The man at the store didn't catch his name unfortunately. He was very nice. He was a gentleman at heart. A gentleman and he overheard us talking about celebrity alcohol when he walked in. So he was like, come on, keep an eye on you. And he came up to us and he said, this is slipknot's whiskey. And he said, this is really bad. So I'm very excited. Can't wait, slipknot. Oh, I love that sound. Clown. What does it say? Read it out. Slipknot and Cedar Ridge Distillery. Two groups of people born and raised in Iowa and committed to quality and hard work. We collaborated on number nine whiskey, which in addition to Iowa corn, gets some extra spice from its rye content. I hope you enjoy it as much as we do. Live life and always be safe. Cheers. Clown. I don't like the smell of it. That smell. That smell. Literally like that just singes the fucking hairs all the way until your tonsil teeth. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. The most burn I've ever had. You know what this is? This is exactly if there's somebody at the bar who's kind of being a dick. Like, yeah, if there's two shot of bourbon, I'm like, yes you may and I give them this shit. Yeah. It's one that like once it hits your tongue, your body is kind of like, I don't want it. I don't want it. It's hard to put it down. Are you seeing God? Did she say? Who says that? Who says that? Honestly, I will say fucking it. I genuinely really like that label. Really? I do. Adam Levine and his wife, how hot do you think it's? Ah! Afril Levine? Ah! Adam. Oh, Adam Levine. Levine and his wife. The color I like, it's kind of rosy because it's been aged for one, two, three years. God, did somebody look that up real quick? Am I right about that? I think it's one of three years because then an extra Nyeho is passed for a year. I, God, I'm smart! That's a vanilla. It's very, very smooth on the nose. I didn't think that picking up. Oh, God. It's way harsher, way fucking harsher than I was at this time. For a Nyeho, that's definitely not smooth enough. No. Basically the longer you barrel age it, it should make it smoother kind of thing. Like I'd do a shot of it. Yeah. This is the Rock Dwayne Johnson. Dwayne, the Rock Johnson. So I should say I have history with Taramana. Do you? I was going up to camp and I thought I'd as well bring a bottle of tequila and I bought their Blanco and it was fucking disgusting. It was a horrible, horrible, horrible tequila. So I'll see if they can do it better with their Nyeho. Oh, this one. That's just straight like out ether alcohol smell. There's a barrel on the nose. There's no vanilla. There's no nothing. Barrel's all gone. No, you know what it is? As you're smelling it, I'm going to tell you what it smells like and you're going to go, yep, swimming pool filled with just ether alcohol. Why is swimming pool? Well, because it's got the chlorine of a public pool. Remember in the cave? Wait, you can get a shower in there in the bathroom. It was so scary because you know, there are so many rock and balls. Oh yeah. You'd go in there and then the old men stand around with their fucking dolls. Just to hang in the swamp all day long. And I'd say, sir, I'm in a high school. I once saw a man there with a double barrel penis. Two shafts, top by each. I mean, what? Top by each. Can you imagine that visual just double con point? It's like a- Is there a guy with two penises? Yeah, oh, 100%. I think it's Danny. I know. Just the visual though, it's like a double deck or London bus, but instead it's just crack and balls. It's just crack and balls. Do you think that maybe he has two shafts and has four as security? I don't think it works like that. Do you want to know why? Why? Off averages. Do you even know what that is? I want to taste this shit. Hey, to the rock and balls. Oh my God, I really hated that a lot. Yeah, that's a- I'm gonna pop it in deep. Oh, we didn't do it out in the living room. That's a deep. Find out in the living room. Yeah, see, see, see. Okay, we'll go with see. This, this, this is fucking gross. This is fucking gross. And that sucks out. I'm gonna put this nap for me. I really didn't like it at all. We're gonna do Lobos 1707, right? I found it. Who is this? Who is this? LeBron James. Oh, LeBron, how do you smell? There's a burn on it. It's, I, oh. I don't like the way it smells at all. Oh that's, so many, so many fucking tickels in my life. It's my shot of choice. It's, I love trying new tickels and mezcals and like, I love them. It takes so much for me to have to like, steady myself. This is fucking shit. I wanna try swivel steak. This? Yeah. Well, this is going in a deep, F, F, F. Grant Coromino. This is tickelo. Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. This is Kevin Hart. Oh, and this was a note from Jocelyn before we started. All of these are solely owned by the celebrity that we have said. No other owners. There's like a weird burnt plastic smell in this, right? There's a weird burnt creature smell. Dude, I've had burnt creature smells fucking wild. Let's drink this tickelo. Kevin Hart. I don't mind it. It's wicked fucking smooth. It's fine. I would put this at a B, honestly. For everything that we've tried so far, this is the best in my opinion. So yeah, that's going B. Still not good. No. Like I would not drink that ice. No. I wouldn't drink any of these alone. Well, I might drink them alone. That was really a dark place. Would you drink them with a mouse? I would drink them in my house. Would you drink them with my spouse? Dude, I can't fucking wait until my first divorce. I know it's coming. Well, there's no way that you're gonna be happy. Oh, I am destined to be a single father. It's coming soon. I can feel it. I'm gonna be a single father in the way that like a Ryan Gosling movie would go if he was a single father. And it's just like kind of sad, but he's charming and he's got some like funny jokes throughout the movie, but he's depressing. Is this one that the dude said was the best? This is Matthew McCall, it was this, Matthew. Yes. I don't know, man. I don't get to do anything anymore. Oh my God. They're actually pantalones now. It smells like a fart. Maybe that's why it's called pantalones. Let's get this done with. Put that on the side. I'm giving it a D. I'm gonna give that a C. The boo, hang up. Who is this? Mark Wahlberg. Where's Wahlberg? No. This is gonna taste like a fucking spiky. Crop that. He just turned into like a fucking. Oh yeah. Oh, woof. That's not good. Oh, that smells like a sauce. I'm dead sick. It smells like a sauce. Like a cheap ketchup-based barbecue sauce. Yeah, it actually does a little bit. We have to do this. Great. I'm gonna throw that in there. It tastes like rancid. It doesn't taste like it's good. Yeah. Oh, because it's bad, but you know what I mean? No, that tastes like it has gone phallo. Yeah, that's gone bad. That's gross. Ultra premium? Ultra premium. Come here. This is the final surprise. Combining every alcohol into one solid liquor. Oh, love those. You mean Baster Man? I love Baster Man. Oh, no. I love this. I love this. Fart juice. Oh, I can feel my liver quivering in fear. Oh, that's all of them. Now, come to me. We will snip at the same time. Ready? Right? Three, two, one. It doesn't really smell like anything. You know exactly what that smells like? Smells like casino. It kind of just smells like girl perfume. Girl perfume. Honestly, I'm getting mostly bad in the nose where it's just like, there's the watermelon thing. That's gonna be our new favorite freaking thing. Do you smell it again? Yeah, I'm just getting kind of comfortable with it. I'm turning my hat into attack mode. Here's to the heroes, the old and the new. The bull is the brass in the grave and the crew. The grave and the crew. They come from all sorts of shapes and sizes. They save you from nightmares and evil surprises. These heroes, they do us good and nice. They give us nice things with sugar and spice. These heroes of celebrity coming to me. Give me a drink and give it to thee. For we pour lots of glass and we shake our little ass. We have a good time. Oh yeah, it's a blast. But don't forget, sitters, drink responsibly now for if you don't then you'll be dead like the burger and cow. Don't be a criminal. Be a good, be really good. Treat everyone well in your neighborhood. Now, don't forget that you are my friend. And it will, my friend, it will go through life until our inevitable end. Now please raise your glass and raise it real high because tonight we'll go until we touch the big sky. And don't forget that when you go to bed it'll be really nice. You'll rest your sweet egg. Now, here's to the miles. Now, here's, it's like God, they're like, shut the fuck up. And that burns forever. Oh, I almost actually threw up. Every piece of that was bad. Well, Andrew, we've done it today. We've done it real good. I can't not speak in my mouth. This was rough. Celebrity alcohol round two. That was bad. They didn't impress me. Not a one impressed me. For a group of liquors with such little flavor, they really came together. To heart, to heart. Let us know what your favorite alcohol was because you could taste it first. Because I'm guessing it was fucking none of these. Andrew, do you have anything you want to plug? You can follow me at BlankyRandman if you want. But that's about it. Good night. How you doing, man? I just can't listen.